Do you get rescued or die?
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Do you get rescued or die?
>>688235532
I think the preacher has my back
Bob Belcher. Umm I assume he finds a way
>>688235532
>bill o'reilly
i probably die.
Norm from Cheers.
Im either fucked or in for one hell of a ride. Actually no matter what it's going to be one hell of a ride.
>>688235532
john cena
I'm good
Fucking John Oliver...
>>688235532
Richard Harrow meh i guess i'm fine
the hound from G.O.T.
whoever kidnapped me is a pile of meat.
The motherfucking HOUND
I think I'll be fine.
The Mountain... I'm fine
>>688235532
I saw a documentary about Hitler. I feel safe
Agent Scully. If she happens to save my life, I would definitely rape her. God I love Gillian Anderson.
>>688235532
Sandor "The Hound" Clegane
Mike Milbury. Any NHL fans will know im fucked. Tell my family I love them.
Aaron kaufman probably gonna die but hopefully I get a rad truck built for me in time before I die
>>688235532
Michael fucking Scott
Rockhold vs Weidman... i think i will have a nap
Daniel Tosh, I am Fucked.
>>688236093
I don't think he would save you faggots
fucking arya. I'm rekt.
Mike from Better Call Saul. I'm gonna be okay. :)
Dexter Morgan
>>688236590
wait, disregard, forgot the last scene. sandor clegane will save me!!
I'm a lucky motherfucker
The flash, im good
Helena from Orphan Black. I think I'm safe.
>>688235532
Bob Belcher
I don't even know what would happen
Rescued, definitely.
The awkward faggot on silicon valley.
Im fucked unless he can compress people.
Michael Scofield.
Looks like I'm getting out alive.
Nucky Thompson. Him alone I'd be worried but with his connections I'm probably good.
Frank Underwood
I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing
>>688235532
Dean Winchester while he was under the influence of the mark of Cain
>>688236832
Dude you're gonna die.
>>688236110
Ser Davos
We were at the House Mormont scene when the phone rang.
>>688236093
>>688236110
>>688236293
Just watched the new episode too, I hope he goofs em
>>688235532
The Hound. I'm a-ok
Don Cherry and Ron McLean...
>>688235532
I dunno why Gregor Clegane is coming to rescue me, but I feel good about my odds.
That guy from pacific rim. Winner!
The mythbusters. He'll yeah
>>688236884
nice
>>688235532
Peter Coyote?
Minions..not sure
lol The Hound from GOT ftw
YES
Adam Sandler
Fucking Ace
>>688236582
But the picture in the OP says they are trying to rescue you, you absolute fucking downy.
I might be ok before 10am
Bron Bron
Rick n Morty will save me in at least one dimension
Rewatching Stargate. I trust MacGyver to save me, using ayy lmao technology if necessary.
Bob, of Bob's burgers
I think I'm good.
>>688235532
>>688235532
Fuck yeah.
>pic relevant
Welp
>>688235532
Ders from workaholics
A funny escape and some beers afterwards
Sounds breddy gud ::DDD
The hound - GoT, i'm safe
Goku
totally fine
Get fucked
>>688237007
Well you're just gonna end up like Stannis thanks to that useless Onion 'Knight'
Mercenaries from 13 Hours, They now have direct objective and not waded in rules of engagement bullshit, I'm cool with this.
>>688237236
No it says he is trying to rescue me
Eddie wunsler the third?
>>688235532
Donald Fucking Trump is coming for me
>>688235532
Fucking Jack Bauer I win!
>>688235532
Donnie Rock. He can fuck his way through my kidnappers.
Malcom Reynolds
Yeah, I'd say I'm good.
Stan smith from American dad. I'll be alright
>>688235532
I don't watch TV but if JewTube counts then Tom Green has my back and won't do shit about it
>>688235532
Nucky Thompson. He'll probably just shoot me in the head after.
outlook: fine
>>688235532
Stan Smith, so my prospects range from excellent to nil, depending on the episode.
If live action only, Cleopatra (Liz Taylor version). Again range from excellent (armies of hundreds of thousands at her command, to say nothing of Mark Antony's armies, to nil after her power collapses, she loses the war, and suicides.
Eddie Huang so im fukt
>>688237507
10/10
You're dead but you're gonna die laughing
>>688235532
Detective Stabler, and detective Benson, SVU. Thank god it wasn't ice-t.
>>688236832
you'll get rescued but end up in an even worse situation after.
>>688235532
>yfw the hound has to save 80% of /b/ before he gets to you
>>688235532
At least when my carcass shows up somewhere, the motherfucker who killed me will get his comuppance...
Sterling Archer. I'm probably going to die or end up a cyborg
>>688235532
The dude who looks like nightmare guy from the last episode of game of throwns.
Haven't seen much of the show, but I'm going to assume he's a bad ass and I'm in luck.
Archer. I'm good. Probably
yeah, I'm fine
>>688235532
>Rick Grimes
I WIN AGAIN
Grapes. Not even worried, especially if it's a visor-wearing swede.
>>688235532
I'm 85% sure I'm safe.
I think I'm in good shape
>>688236832
"Charlie Kills Anon"
Thomas Shelby from Peaky Blinders. I'm good fam
Michael Scofield
My ass is saved
>>688235532
The hound from GoT, im fiiiine.
Lol John cena
>>688235532
Sheriff Longmire.
...
Not bad.
>>688235532
Michael Bisping. I'm probably fucked.
>>688235532
Top Gear rerun. Jeremy Clarkson will drive me out of trouble.
>>688235532
D'Onofrio's King Pin, so I am rescued, but probably I m in trouble after...
>>688235532
john cena.
im okay with this
Fuck Yeah!!
>>688236278
Do you have ANY idea how much I beat off to Gillian in 1997? ANY idea?
>>688235532
I'll be fine as long as it was the aliums who took me.
>>688235532
John Oliver
Clint Eastwood I'm ok
Homer Simpson
>>688235532
Maxwell Smart, I've never seen any one on the show die so I think I'm good
>>688238053
lol fucking amazing.
>>688236884
>>688238168
dude nice, that makes three of us
>>688237907
Please nurf.
>Mr pickles wrecks kidnappers and drags them to hell
FUCK
>>688235532
>Jerry Seinfeld
At least I'll go out laughing
>>688235532
Watching NCIS- rescuing people is like 99% of what Gibbs does I'm good
>>688235532
The Hound. I'm alright.
>>688235532
cartman as gordon ramsay
wtf
>>688238088
>>688236278
>>688238362
>>688238386
mah aliens!
Last thing i saw on tv was The Fucking Hound grabbing an ax. I suspect I'll be fine.
>>688238736
ayy lmao
>>688235747
Just get the Bob Belcher that was actually Archer with psychogenic retrograde amnesia.
>>688235532
Daredevil so I'm fine.
>>688237713
That mishmosh is BRILLIANT.
It took me a few frames to notice I was reading it in his voice.
Also, Benson is hot.
John fuckin Rayburn. I think I'll be fine.
>>688235532
according to my media player, my last thing watched was the sopranos, and the last character on screen was Tony. I'm safe.
I'm saved. Or dead. It depends on what is going on in his personal life at the moment.
Shit, I was watching Rick and Morty, and there is no way that Rick would give a shit about me, if he did though I would probably get out
Shane or Nancy from Weeds. No worries
>>688235532
Joe Rogan and Bill burr, I think I'll be fine
Ok me and mr garrison are gonna find some sweet poon after he saves me
>>688235532
>Mfw watchING carbonaro. Effect
>>688235532
I think I am going to be fine
but
>>688236996
I am in the same bout as him
>>688235532
Ded if he don't got a gun tbh
>>688239085
Well, the OP said that they're trying to rescue you, so you'll be fine.
Jojo from the bachelorette
chuck bartowski, probably gonna be alright
Rick Grimes, Im gonna get rescued but then have to shoot myself in the face.
SHIIIIIiiit the hound is a brosef.
>>688236037
/b/ro me too
The Doctor. I think we'll get thru this
Optimus Prime...interesting.
>>688236398
gg bud, ill deliver the bad news
>>688235532
erzi dax from star trek deep space 9. i think I am in pretty good hands, I got rescued.
>>688239320
CORAL
The office...so...think Dwight could kick ass?
>>688235532
Sandor Clegane
I don't know if I fucked up or if I'm good for binge watching naked and afraid. My rescuers will probably bicker and argue about the best way to rescue me. Then the girl will get all lazy and lay around while the dude builds some trap that won't work.
I like my chances.
>>688237646
Noice
Steve Wilkos, I feel sorry for the nigger he's going after.
Damien, the literal anti-christ? I'm totally fucked.
Glenn Beck.
Nbc news host Lester Holt. Fucking zozzle
I am so fucked.
Sandor Clegane
The Hound
I think ill be alright
Help isn't even coming
>>688236410
Will probably annoy the kidnappers into suicide XD
fuck yeah,
>yoda
attack of the clones tv series
>>688235532
Don't know if this is good or bad.
>Woman from "My 600 pound life"
wtf
>>688239717
Please don't start talking about traps on b
>>688235824
Underrated
yessss
>>688237668
>>688237668
She's not the last character you see, though. It's either her maid, or Agrippa. Agrippa is probably your best bet.
Dobis PR
>>688235532
The Hound
Well, I'm fucked.
I'm safer in this scenario than I am irl
Danny DeVito.
I'll be fine.
>>688240089
True. The maid regurgitated her famous line from history, then croaked it too.
Jimmy Kimmel
>>688240007
Wow...you will be OK.
She would sit on them
lmao Curry. I think id be good.
well than
>>688235532
>Adolf Hitler
Yeah, the Fuhrer will save me.
John from Bloodlines
He is going to botch my rescue
>>688235532
Daredevil... Good stuff
>>688235532
Arya Stark .... ill knowww my fate this week
Bob fucking Ross
>>688235532
Purple teletubby
how fucked am i?
>>688238955
Good thing it wasn't Kevin
>>688235532
I'm fine.
>>688240614
he'll paint with your kidnapper's blood
>>688240308
So you got Agrippa, he's tough. smart and well-connected, you'll be K.
I think I might be fucked
I'm fucking solid, yo.
ITT: People who have got it handled.
>>688236110
same here
better get them chickens
>>688240445
Goodnight sweet prince, ur fucked
>>688235532
Preacher and the vampire guy. I'm fine.
gilfoyle from silicon valley, im pretty fucked
>>688240699
fucking randy bobandy
Bernie Mac
>>688235532
Hercule Poirot is on the case. I'm fine.
>>688240027
Cheers? First 3 seasons are great then it goes to shit when the main girl leaves.
Eric foreman. I'm screwed
>>688241282
Gilfoyle is capable of rescuiing you, he just won't fucking bother.
>>688241419
She leaves at the end of season 4 you fat bitch
>>688235532
fucking earl hickey
>>688241419
Literally the best show ever you fat bitch
OMG, yes! Sgt. Scott from Strike Back. Not only am I rescued, but he goes off and fucks up anyone ever involved.
>>688237907
While the abilities fit the theme, they along with the stat line are too OP. Would fit as 3(U)3(W)3(R)
>>688235532
JD from Scrubs
Shieeeet
>>688235532
Sandor, the hound from game of thrones.. could do worse i suppose
It were scruffy
Yeah I'm good. We can share a bowl of pipeweed after
>>688235532
Jojo from the Bachelorette- I think I'm fuarked, mates
>>688235532
>Daniel Edward Aykroyd as Ray Stantz one of the original Ghostbusters
Please OP tell me my kidnapper is a ghost, if not I'm fucking dead.
>>688238574
why were you watching dora....
>>688236884
Same show, family relative was watching it. It was the rapist i saw though... probably fucked
Well.I guess I'm fucked.I have not owned a tv in six years.
Forrest Gump, Am i fucked?
>>688242174
Caveman do you know you can watch tv shows on the internet
>>688239941
Did you not watch the spongebob movie?
>>688237990
Micheal Westen. No worries there
>>688235532
I think i'll be fine.
>>688235532
Hank Hill.
Chad from the bachelorette, he could take the hound easy. He ripped Evans shirt for Christs sake
>>688242249
No. Just wait and he will do something profound. He always does.
hank hill
>>688235532
I think they can get things done.
>>688235532
The mountain. Saved gg
All good
>>688236777
Same. Think I'm pretty okay.
>>688237476
This movie fuckin sucked
>>688235532
Alex Trebek. If my kidnapper's weakness is trivia, I'm set.
I got king Geoffery, how fucked am I?
Jeffrey Dahmer.
>>688235532
bob ross
>>688235532
one of a pair of inbred twins with unibrows that live in some fucked up desert town.
its a redbox class b feature
Mike Tyson mysterie team, my lucky day!
>>688235532
Ron Swanson. I'm safe and being berated verbally. 9/11 would hostage again.
jeremy clarkson well if it involves cars in any way i am safe but not any manual labor or I am fucked
>>688242999
Your saved, hes gonna beat the devil outta that mother fucker!
Peter Griffin. It'll be hilarious but I'll die.
I'm not sure, hes a genius but at the same time he can fuck up. I think I'd be okay?
>>688235532
I'm watching gran turismo rn and as much as it's not a show I last saw Clint Eastwood
Looks like im good
Bill nye the science guy
>>688235532
Luke rockhold vs micheal bisping I think I'm alright
>>688235532
Päivi Mikkonen
>probably dead before the attempt starts
Captain James T Kirk FTW!
Jim Lahey, I'm fuckin sweet as long as I have some liquor
I'm kinda hoping she doesn't rescue me.
dante from the clerks tv pilot
i guess i'm fucked
>>688235532
Jackie chan, i was watching rush hour
Ed, Edd n Eddy, Well shit.
>>688235532
I'm confident the Puss in boots will be able to save me.
>>688240699
fuck off
>>688235532
Michael fucking Weston thank god for my sudden urge to binge watch burn notice
>>688235532
Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster to the rescue! I'm fucking saved!
>>688242075
>>688241007
>WHATS A TV SHOW???
>>688235532
Hmmm...some chef guy on Vice going on on the background. Think I'm outta luck.
>>688243105
While speaking in his velvety smooth voice.
>>688237880
That elite special forces mother fucker will eviscerate the entire populace for you. You're his nieghbor you'll be in good hands for the rest of your life. #neighborsforlife
>>688243284
Me too man :p
We totaly safe, let's make fun of our kidnappers
The V Team!
>>688243628
She'll be able to smell you a mile away with that schnozzola.
>>688244367
Homer Simpson.
I'm screwed.
George Costanza. I'm excited to see where this goes.
>>688235532
Sandor Clegane
Im good
God dammit...
Jerry Seinfeld
>>688235532
well other than watching hockey now... i guess it would be last night so.......
>>688242281
Torrents.What else would I need?
Ragnar Lothbrok
I'm pretty fucking safe I think
Fuck Yeah.
Well,he rescued the kids from that island. I guess I'm safe
>>688236398
Holy shit, we're in the same boat. That fucker isn't even good at the job he's being paid for
>>688235532
Stan Smith. Maybe? Maybe not? Depends on how much he really cares to come and get me.
>>688244728
Bretty impressed with show desu
Otto from malcolm in the middle
im a winrar
>>688237990
my nigga
>>688235532
>The gang rescues anon
I'm fucked
>>688244950
Meh, it depends on if youll get him laid or not. And seeing as youre on /b/ the answer is, you wont, so youre fucked.
I'll be okay
Post patch Jamie Lannister :(
>>688244858
Yeah man, I put it off for so long, I watched the first 1-2 episodes and got bored. One rainy day with no internet I binged like all of season 1-2 and I fell in love.
>>688245047
I got Frank, I actually think I might be okay
>>688235532
i have RMA:B playing right now, its the fight between Pride and Kimblee(with Philosopher stone) vs Alpohnse(with philiosopher stone). so no matter which of the three i get to save me Im good, i actually feel bad for my kidnappers.
>>688245485
What the fuck are you waffling on about
>>688235532
Lt. Worf from Star Trek TNG.
I actually pity the people that kidnapped me now.
>>688235532
Bob Ross
>>688245659
something i quess
I'm not sure how to feel about this
Jessica Jones
Arya stark with a belly full of holes. I'm fucked.
>>688245777
id love to see if he actually fights them off with paint supplys or just paints a very nice picture for the police
>>688235532
im fucked aint i
Kenny from South park we both die
>>688246036
no,if he set his mind to it then you would be ok.
>>688235532
Motherfucking Jean Luc Picard, bitches. I'm already rescued before I can finish this fucking captcha.
>>688246022
Anon are you dumb that episode ended with the Hound wielding a hatchet about to go fuck people up
>>688235824
>"Evening everybody."
>"Norm! Wait, how did he get in our secret base?"
Not to worried
The gang from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
I'd count on Charlie, Frank, and possibly Mac to get shit done. Dennis would be too busy trying to get laid and Dee would be too busy being a try hard.
Louis CK
I'm fucked.
>>688236037
>>688239396
Funny jokes about how much it sucks to be you!
>>688235532
Rick Sanchez is trying to rescue me?
I might not live, but I'll enjoy the fuck out of this!
Mr. Rogers.
I think I'm safe.
>>688246183
I didn't finish yet :(
well fuck, i lucked out i guess
John Mcclane. Fuck. Yes.
>>688246295
>Louis CK
>I'm fucked.
Yeah, you're fucked and he's cucked. Same shit happens to to him and his wife every night
Randy Marsh. Guess I'll be just fine.
>>688238313
Just watched this recently, wasn't aware others watched ancient animu. If anime counts though I'm getting rescued by Luffy so I'm good. If it doesn't then I'm getting rescued by no one I guess because I fucking watch tv. I have Internet TV is like a dead technology to me.
Steven Hawking
shit...
>>688235532
I feel pretty good about my chances with either of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZuPJzGrNSg
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