Waifu claiming thread:Artistic Edition.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Claimed again. How is everyone?
>>688165178
Didn't AoT also do that?
Claimed
Snek a best.
>claiming yume
>>688165296
Jokes on you, to fail at shit-posting would mean I made a quality, cancer free post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK8Zf7uaLbg
Claimed for new bread
>>688165548
>Jokes on you, to fail at shit-posting would mean I made a quality, cancer free post.
That's some impressive logic
Claimed
I need to go to bed now.
n
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>>688165897
>Nice pic
Goodnight!
>>688165897
I wish upon you warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu.
>Shiro
>>688165897
Goodnight, sleep well Mako.
And what the fuck kind of shit posting am I being subjected to
>>688165897
Night.
Hey
Heyo!
>Penny has arrived
>For like, an hour at most.
>We're not doing anything except letting scripts run and defragging a few servers so I decided to come hang out.
>>688166284
Doing anything of interest Galks?
>>688165679
Thank you. I appreciate that in the midst of your explosive, never-ending stream of diarrhea one of your inaudible, wet, ass-slapping fits of flatulence sounded almost like a compliment.
<3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayPIXcrFzcQ
I hope its a bit better than the first one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zacphYtrxaE
>>688166284
isn't galko gay
>>688166920
I seriously hope so. I wanted Watch Dogs to be good sooo badly, it seemed like such a cool idea but it fell flat on its ass.
>>688166920
Failed Expectations: The Game
Fucking thrashed this Gold rank Cammy and he RQ's second round.
Now I remember why I haven't bothered to climb yet.
>>688167077
Not particularly.
>>688167528
Hi
>Claimed
Someone else always steals my waifu, here's mine before she is born
>>688166291
you still the best OP, everyone elso doesnt even try
>>688167628
stop with the (You) nerd
Things are a little slow, it's nice.
>>688167187
Hey there, fancy seeing you here.
>>688168375
Like passionate sex
>>688165330
would you commission art for your waifu?
>>688167778
Now that's ironic
>Mfw my village in Stonehearth is producing TOO much stuff
>Goddamn it I need to cut back my farms
>Thought I could have more than 20 villagers so I prepared ahead.
>Can't expand village inventory, hoping a trader comes through so I can unload some shit off on him.
>>688168411
You caught me on one of those days I actually post, I guess.
>>688168575
I guess.
>>688168781
Leg goddess.
>my roommates just tried to kill himself
>now I can't stay in my room
>>688168753
I dont see how that is ironic, Syndrafag made the best threads
>>688168723
If commisions werern't incredibly expensive
>>688166837
This all coming from a guy who went into an autistic rage because he didn't know what a shin is.
>>688167528
Brit.
>>688167778
No.
>>688168875
So did mine.
>>688168878
Cow.
>>688168930
lol what
>>688168723
Probably not. Plenty of stuff out there as it is, I want to create art also so I could just make my own one day.
>>688168976
>If commisions werern't incredibly expensive
Huh? How much is that?
>>688168878
Breast friend.
>>688168930
It's ironic because he literally just copied a set of rules and spamming the threads 24/7, killing them.
>>688169132
I've never seen a decent artist do under 60$ and that's for simple portraits
>>688169063
Syndra.
OYASHIIIIIII
>>688168781
How's life treating you?
>>688168861
>leg goddess
You're absolutely goddamned right.
>>688168976
What an intensive, well thought out rebuttal, almost a little too much for me to handle.
You know someone on here goes by the name of "Shin," right?
And when you merely ask "tell us your secrets shin," it is in no way indicative of any other meaning?
There's something called objectivity, and another thing called specificity.
You use them to convey a meaning, it's how language works.
>>688169873
Yo~ Whats good nigga?
>>688169918
If I was referring to a person would I not use a capital S?
>>688169063
Cat.
>>688169235
Booby Brother.
>>688169941
Hey hey Penny
Just finished eating after the longest day of fasting ever. Fucking tasty food.
How about you?
>>688168861
Number one breast goddess.
>>688169918
Things are great as far as real life is concerned, however I'm hung up on an incurable depression from Capcom being completely retarded.
>DLC characters delayed indefinitely
>>688168861
Girl please
>>688170219
I'm at work! (kek) But I'm not doing much for the next half hour, just gotta randomly check the servers while they defrag.
>Meanwhile I'm also playing Stonehearth
>Finally found a screw to replace my laptop hinge screw so now I can bring it places.
>My villagers are making too much stuff, they town inventory is full.
>>688170235
>DLC characters delayed indefinitely
for real?
>>688170190
*plugs tv cord into wall outlet*
Moo!
>>688170190
Doing well?
>>688170219
You made it.
>>688170235
Second at best.
>>688170460
Mooo.
>>688170461
Yeah, you?
Nobody ever claims my waifu. She's not even that obscure.
here
>>688170460
Cap Japan and Cap USA are having an internal struggle about release dates. Cap Japan buried Cap USA by saying they had never committed to monthly DLC release, and now as a result the last three characters are indefinitely delayed until further notice.
>We never got a character for May
>Character being delayed to instead release with the story in June
>No news as to when or if the remaining 3 characters will even be released anymore
>December 31st, 20XX
>>688170461
To me, number one.
>>688170919
Claim her for your self then?
Tenryuu claimed
>>688170919
She's just an extra
>>688170446
Stonehearth is pretty nice! Not a fan of the artstyle though.
Glad you fixed your laptop lol, where were you posting from before?
>>688170461
Tasty tasty food, bun bro. Tastiest food ever!
What's new with you besides some refreshing sleep?
>>688170919
And who might that be?
>>688170870
How are you doing?
>>688170499
Calm down nigga it's okay
They're fireworks.
>>688171166
Dude that's so fucking gay
Still practicing with ken? It's pretty unlucky that the last three characters have Juri in them.
>>688170035
I honestly can't muster enough words words into a meaningful sentence that could accurately describe how imbecilic and uneducated you're coming across.
Thanks for all the laughs though, I'll be here when you decide to try.
>>688170235
Wait? Does that mean no Juri?
>>688171590
You know, you could just admit that you missed the point of a bad joke instead of this autistic rage.
>>688171513
Oh I was posting from laptop, just kept it at home mostly, because if I moved it, the hinge would make the keyboard piece pop out a bit.
>The other side was doing it too, but I just had to tighten that screw
I really like Stonehearth so far.
>Ward Nonac is my blacksmith, he's basically a badass
>Killed an ogre using nothing but his hammer, and a bit of help from the town cook, who used only a spoon.
>Also I snagged this cute gif off of an unofficial Stardew wiki.
>>688170870
I'm alright.
>>688171166
Thanks.
>I still disagree
>>688171513
Not much, took a shower and had some breakfast.
Have anyone of you tried to
>
>>688171885
SHIRO CALM DOWN
what game are you talking about?
>>688172067
I live pretty close to that bridge.
>>688172067
>I am someone.
>I'm the guy my boss calls whenever shits fucked
>He's all like "Don't worry, I got a guy for this." and I'm all like "I can fix this shit."
>Being an IT guy is fun.
You guys are lovely when you fight.
Long live /waifu/.
>>688172290
Super street fighter 5
>>688172367
A houstonian I see
>>688172440
Nice
>>688171513
Yeah, I'd say I play him at an Ultra Gold level close to Plat now as I've won FT5's against those players consistently, but because faggots love to RQ in the middle of a fight when they know they will lose as it prevents them from losing LP and you from gaining LP, actually climbing there is a waste of time.
Well, bleach is always an option.
>>688171590
Yes, until Cap Japan and USA can unfuck themselves.
>>688172051
That's okay, it's all based on each personal preference. It's probably because I've known you longest out of the three.
>>688171513
Good, how are you?
>>688172051
Good.
>>688172067
nah nigga das gay
>>688172031
That gif is pretty cute. I had some laptop problems too. In fact they got fixed a few days before you got here.
>>688172051
Any plans for the weekend?
>>688172290
battletoads
>>688172374
shiro have a burger
you're always cranky when you don't have a burger
better?
>>688172861
THAT BURGER LOOKS LIKE ASS CANCER
NO
>>688172861
It ain't gay if you say no homo
>>688172861
I've had my laptop for a little less than a year now, its a nice piece of work that I built through HP for about 1k.
>I've had no trouble running any games
>Use to be poorfag so I was use to going into a game and setting all the graphics to low
>now its like WOAAAAAOOOH GRAPHICZ!
Honestly the only trouble I've had was the whole hinge thing
>>688173004
>Most fast food burgers might give you ass cancer
>Top kek.
>>688172771
I haven't been here the longest.
>>688172787
Yep.
>>688172861
Going to a reptile show with a friend on Saturday.
>>688173004
Have you read the manga? on deadman wonderland i mean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX3Yf3aZpjk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30Ane6VeWa8
those were my favorite amv/mmv some while ago.
the edgy me loved this anime.
>>688172771
>RQ in the middle of a fight when they know they will lose as it prevents them from losing LP and you from gaining LP
What the fuck? This is allowed?
That's so dumb, why don't you just instaquit right before you lose? Then nobody can ever lose points.
Streetfighter is awesome but that sounds really dumb, desu.
No idea what the ranks are but I already know you're good so I can guess kek
>>688173004
>ass cancer
that's pretty rude, Shinoa made this burger for me
how about my baguette instead? I took a bite out of it but it's still good nigga, try it.
>What's bothering you? Besides the usual?
>>688172787
Very fine now that I have a full stomach desu
Yum yum food.
>>688173366
>tfw you can turn up all the graphics to max
I don't have this feel yet penny. Maybe when I become a richfag you can build the best desktop ever for me.
>>688173463
>reptile show
???
Explanation time!
>>688173530
I don't enjoy reading manga, even if I know the manga is far superior, especially in Deadman Wonderland's case.
>>688173609
The 'burger' looks like refried beans in patty form with chili on top. Maybe I'll enjoy the baguette. Nothing is bothering me currently, so that's fairly sugoi.
>>688173609
Absolutely.
>Best part about working for a public school district is how many computer grants they get
>Built so many servers
>So much fun just fiddling with parts and sitting in a huge room, making servers like I was playing with legos.
Meanwhile in Stonehearth:
>Kept getting raided
>These fuckers were persistent
>Decide to do what Trump will do
>Build Wall
>Now I've got two units of border patrol on each wall
>last night I was talking to some other peeps about this and I uttered the phrase
>"We're gonna find their base camp and deport them back to hell."
>Toppest of keks.
>>688173609
He means we'll get to see reptiles giving us a strip dance.
>>688173463
It's not about who's been here the longest.
>>688173609
It wasn't allowed in previous titles and there was a punishment system in place that docked your LP for RQ'ing and if you did it enough you'd be banned. Capcom has just had a fucking disaster with SFV's release and this is the result.
If and when Juri ever drops I had planned on posting matches but now it's just something I do to keep my skill sharp, I suppose.
>>688173609
It's basically a convention for reptiles and exotic pets.
>>688172560
Some shit flinging is always fun.
>>688171966
You want to use proper English as an argument but fail to construct a sentence with the correct use of a noun.
You reply to well thought out rebuttals with a singular sentence and use the word "autistic/autism" multiple times across multiple arguments.
Come on, you can try harder than that.
I'll be right here, on the sideline, routing you on the whole time!
Come on, you can do it!
Aww, look how cute it is when it tries...
>>688172771
I'm sorry to hear that, which console do you play on?
>>688174285
You have used the "try" and the phrase "try harder" on multiple occasions in replacement of an actual argument as well by that logic.
What is this, debate class?
>>688174777
Have you listened to the album I have you yesterday, or you didn't had time?
Would they really want it?
>>688173958
That's probably what it is
Now that I know a bit of photoshop I think I'll make my own picture.
What kind of burger is your favourite?
>glad you're ok
>>688174078
>Decide to do what Trump will do
poetic desu
The computer grants thing must be nice though
>>688174216
If negative reviews on steam mean anything then yeah it's pretty garbage so far. Shame.
Do you think it'll get better? When?
>>688174217
Oooh that's awesome!
Snek a cute!?
>>688174919
I gave *
>>688174919
I have it downloaded. It's on my to do list after the new Strokes EP.
>>688174285
What?
You appear to have confused arguments with sounding verbose while yourself in no way actually countering points.
I fail to see your grand thought arguments in this post for example >>688166837
You completely missed the point of my "grammar" post, that being one of context. When a picture of a character with their head next to a shin is posted and I mention there is no logical leap to someone known as Shin, unless I used a capital letter.
Your response to this point was a tumblr tier "I can't even" canned post that is far from an argument.
Happy now?
>>688175016
This seems nice.
>Shiro
>>688175016
>>688174216
Eh sorry, mind blanked out desu.
I meant to ask what do you think they need to do to fix it up?
>Karen
I had a good round with nice teamwork in Overwatch
And then the MM decided "It went too good for you, so let's put you together with shitty ass teammates while the enemy uses Reaper and Widowmaker only"
I fucking hate this game
>>688174216
I guess.
>>688175016
Yeah, it's pretty fun.
>Snek a best
>>688175122
Okay, hit me up when you're done with it.
"You are on the edge of die'' - Graf 2016
>>688175261
edgy faggot teen
kill yourself
>>688175173
I'm actually confused about your "point in all this, we appear to have a debate about literally nothing, as you simply started memetexting when you missed the point of a joke.
>>688175261
I've heard "forced 50%" in damn near every matchmaking only multiplayer game now.
>>688175016
Yeah, before I arrived they got this laptop grant, and they were all like "Lets buy these $600 decent laptops!"
>"AND THEN LETS LOAD THEM UP WITH A BUNCH OF PROGRAMS AND SECURITY SHIT."
>When they hired me the IT help desk was in a panic
>"There are so many problems I can't even tell you where to begin."
>Get first laptop to test my stuff out on
>Plug in flash drive, boot some system stuff to clear out crap and make them more efficient
>Send out update from that laptop to other laptops to fix them as well
>"Holy shit. He's the wizard of the prophecy."
>Promoted instantly to administrating position.
>Now we're buying Chromebooks which are super good for educational purposes
>And a might bit cheaper when it comes down to maintenance
>Also chibi Penny.
>>688174217
You should wear your snake there, as a snekelace.
Thank you monmusume threads for that shitty pun.
>>688175495
I wonder if there's a picture of that yet.
>>688175495
I could, some people wear them as scarves.
>>688174285
PS4 with the DS4.
>>688175016
They need to add an instant punish for RQ. Either LP loss or a temporary ban, right now you have to dodge 5 games in a row to get a small 2 hour ban, then you can go right back at it. You can also circumvent this if you RQ 4 times, but not the fifth and actually take a loss. An instant punish would deter all forms of RQ.
>>688175711
Probably, there was a picture drawn in the general monster girl threads that was using tiny monster girls as accessories, was /fa/ as fuck.
>>688175735
Exactly.
>>688176323
Mine isn't that big in comparison and would probably freak out, though.
Centorea a best
>>688175199
Nigga what the fuck
>>688175265
Poke a crocodile and tell me what happens
>>688175490
Lmao your fucking adventures in the IT world
Chibi Penny is pretty cute desu.
>>688176433
I see you Sachii!
>>688174777
>What is this, debate class?
It is a forum, a place where views and ideas can be exchanged.
To argue is to sharpen the brain.
>>688175173
Okay, here we go...
You do remember what you said, right?
"Tell us your secret shin."
If you're going to use grammar as argument you should be privy to the fact that you failed at the addition of a coma between the adjective and the noun.
>"Lets eat grandma."
>"Lets eat, grandma."
So even if I misconstrued the meaning of your sentence, it would of been misconstrued even if I did originally understand that you were referring to the body part, and not the person.
>>688176283
Is it available on the PC? Maybe mods will become available that let you choose Juri as a fighter.
>>688176488
Not even close.
>>688176589
I don't think that's a good idea.
>>688176480
This is coming from someone who has never really seen an exotic pet, but how does a pet snake act when it freaks out?
>>688176604
>Tell us your secret shin
Is that what you two are "debating" over?
Here's something; who the fuck cares?
This is the chaos I like to see.
Keep going.
>>688176728
Snek is close second
Also, claiming Mai.
>>688176589
>I need to get myself one of those little desk plaques that says "The Legendary Wizard."
I came to a sorta hick city, their school district is one of the top ones in the state, but the IT staff was a tiny bit incompetent
>Mostly because oldfarts who didn't understand the newer stuff
>Also because they thought Linux was magic
>Plebs.
After I got on, I hired three other people and thus became our team. I even got this British dude who's now my best friend.
>Everyone else (four others) return laptops and alert us to problems.
>Then we have some nerds who help out at the help desk
>They basically organize by problem and sort files and stuff.
>I also teach them how to hack sometimes because its fun.
>>688176728
You'll never know till you try.
>>688176741
Does it have to be that one?
>>688176750
It's hard to describe, mine kind of jumps back and then tries to get away from me. Some snakes will also try to bite, but mine don't.
>>688177103
Snek is by far best.
Memes.
>>688176900
Oh come now, it has nothing to do with that.
Do you think dogs lick their dicks to clean off the drop off piss on the tip? No, they do it because it's fun and it feels good.
M.P.
>>688177322
Natural and organic meme.
>>688177225
I don't care that much, use whatever you like.
Claim.
>>688176604
See that's something I can actually deal with and basically comes down to a mixture of me trying to translate a joke/meme from caption/image form to purely text and not being the best at english grammar or any grammar for that matter.
>>688176900
I know, it's great, from this we can conclude that I'm an illiterate and Ms P has low tolerance for bad jokes.
>>688177240
She has some nice tits, but I love huge tits.
>>688177590
>>688176604
You two should just suck each other off and stop arguing.
>>688177225
I'll try then. Is an alligator okay?
>>688177609
>implying tits are all that matters
>>688177942
No that would be gay.
>>688177590
Lol, low tolerance for bad jokes. Do you even know who I am?
>>688178072
Not if you say no homo. Then it's fine.
>>688178156
Here we go again
>>688178015
You did pick galko
>>688178291
There's more to her than just tits.
>>688178516
her smile
>>688178291
>implying he'd pick waifu on just her bust
>>688178697
So only looks?
>>688178727
I'm a simple man
I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
>>688179135
I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
>>688179135
Welcome pasta-kun
>>688165897
Damn it. I just woke up
>>688179267
I fucked that up.
>>688179621
We all make mistakes its okay.
>>688179618
Good morning, kek.
>Do you have TG?
fish
Kirara!
I think i had a decent games today in OW....never expected this
>And how you can be already Lv. 90+ in OW?
>>688177225
Karen, check 3m!
>>688179905
Morning. Telegram? Yeah on my computer, which I don't have WiFi for.
>>688180059
Best girl, but that's a horrible picture.
Aha! The defrag is done. I'm gone 'til 4ish, gotta continue clearing shit and setting up other shit
>Active tasks are my favourite because I actually work!
>Penny Out!
>>688180205
>:
3:
>>688180182
>Yeah on my computer, which I don't have WiFi for.
Oh, rest in pizza.
>>688180318
Yeah I've been posting from mobile the past week.
WiFi will come after I move.
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