Waifu claiming thread: Heat is shit edition
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Claimed, hello
Tenryuu claimed
CLAIMED
C.C. Claimed
Rikka claimed.
If any of you have any gifs of your waifu dancing send them my way I am working on something and I dont wanna leave anyone out. If you have multiple thats fine too!
>currently wearing sneklace
>>688180312
Much better
>claiming yume
>feeling even worse then in the afternoon now
I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
>>688180782
Ok, kek.
>>688180470
Mmm, I see.
fish
>>688180815
Why not putting an end to it and just straight up killing yourself?
Claiming Rat from Ti even though no one knows who the fuck he is, and even the people who do watch Thrilling Intent, wouldn't claim him :^)
>>688180992
I don't think this is good for public use.
>>688181065
Die Idee kam mir heute ca 3x
Und gestern Abend so ca 4x
>>688181107
He looks like Twitch from League of legends.
>>688181267
>heute 3 mal
>gester 4 mal
Versuchst du es überhaupt?
>>688180782
>Does this count as dancing?
>shower
>go outside for 1 second
>shower again
Such is life in Portugal.
>>688180924
See what?
>Dead people?
>>688181552
People in Portugal shower at all?
>>688181519
>>688181078
>>688181008
>Dinner
>>688181563
Yes, dead people indeed.
>>688181552
kek
![[Coalgirls]_Kara_no_Kyoukai_6_-_Oblivion_Recording_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[4657E299].mkv_snapshot_09.30_[2016.02.25_15.18.23].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1465/239/1465239888148.jpg "[Coalgirls] Kara no Kyoukai 6 - Oblivion Recording (1920x1080 Blu-ray FLAC) [4657E299].mkv snapshot 09.30 [2016.02.25 15.18.23]")
>>688181519
Fish
>>688181552
This doesn't sound like Portugal...
....This sounds like nigger territory.
>>688182004
>implying there's a difference
>>688181788
Neko.
>>688181818
....
>Am I a ghost?
>>688181394
I have no idea who that is, but he sounds like a cool dude
>>688182304
Maybe.
>A cute ghost
>>688182004
We conquered this land from niggers and turned them to our slaves.
>>688181787
Damn, you caught me.
Fuck you guys, it's 70 degrees here!
21 Celsius for those who aren't American
>>688181969
can roll
>>688182438
Spooky scary
>Cutie ghost!
The sneklace was a bad idea.
>>688182738
Did you get bit?
>>688182549
Fuck you Fran, it's above 90 here in the south and it'll stay that way for the next few months
>renge
>>688182715
Cute ghosts are nice.
>>688182738
I guess snek wasn't very happy.
>>688182931
No.
>>688182549
Let me live with you.
>>688183074
Snek is too happy.
>>688182560
Can he?
>>688182738
What went wrong?
>>688182715
All ghost are cute!
>Especially you
>>688183005
I remember when I lived in Tennessee
>>688183233
Sure thing
>>688183233
Your snek was very excited is what you're saying?
>>688183423
>>688183438
There's a snake in my shirt.
>>688183423
Ayy
>>688180924
Thank you!
>>688181101
Thanks,, adorable!
>>688181513
Yeah this will work for me
>>688182549
Heya fran you are lucky, cali is always hot!
>>688183626
So like this?
>>688183626
PICS
Black kid's apology gift claimed
>only few knows who I am
>>688183885
>>688183877
No.
>>688184041
I don't mean it like that.
>>688184077
It's smug, right?
>>688183074
>>688183423
Wew now
>I'm spooky not cutie!
>Boo!
>>688183626
I liek snek
>>688183626
>
>>688184077
I know you.
>>688182549
Fuck man it was 27 C here just a couple of days ago.
>>688183233
Like my earlier question, how does a snake act when happy?
>>688183626
Miaa or Allison?
When do you want to move in?
>>688183659
Hey rikka! How are you bae?
Is it ok is Galko moves in with us?
>>688184191
>not cutie!
Lies.
>>688184331
2spooky4cutie
<3
>>688184191
Snek best.
>>688184230
I don't know, when they move slowly and flick their tongue a lot they seem pretty happy to me.
>>688184247
Miia. Before it starts to feel like hell down here.
You're all a bunch of cunts.
Claimed.
>>688184181
Is it?
>>688184192
This guy gets it
>>688182549
>21c
thats it?
>>688184247
Hey qt! I am alright first day off so were having some fun today! How about you??
Sure no problem as long as she dosnt hate my chuuni actions were all good.
I am new to this. Have I chosen a good waifu anons?
>>688184500
Not spooky enough.
>>688184191
Spooky=cutie
>>688184230
The joys of the north.
The sadness is the winter has temperatures down too -50 f, or -45 c
>>688184682
Is she still in your shirt?
>>688184707
I know I am but what are you?
>>688184782
I meant that it is cool here and not really hot
>>688184955
Glad to here.
I'm sure she won't!
Shiro claimed.
>>688184682
>Before it starts to feel like hell down here.
Too late.
Have fun with your snake accessory, try not to make it a trouser snake.
>>688185006
>Have I chosen a good waifu anons?
The waifu picks you, not the other way around.
>good
That's up to you, if you like her enough to be your waifu you shouldn't care about anyone else opinion.
>>688185006
She's alright, provided you're not a filthy secondary.
>>688185027
>>688185150
Spoooooooky~
>Are you spooked yet?
>>688185006
Do you love your waifu?
>>688185255
You're right
>>688185283
Yes, but... it's complicated.. baka..
>>688185312
I feel like Clownpiece was forgotten very quickly, at first she was everywhere be now we're all back to the normal Touhous.
Вкатился
Claimed
>>688184711
If I'm remembering that right.
>>688185150
I got her out.
>>688185207
This isn't fun, she's sort of a handful.
Dva could kill all of your waifus
>>688185150
A top bloke who loves his footy
>>688185548
Nice joke.
>needs a buff
>>688185655
I got 2 legendary skins for that useless girl.
>>688185448
Complicated? How so?
>>688185538
Hmmm?
>>688185196
Hey shiro
>>688185270
Spooked
>>688185312
Lewd
>>688185538
She just wiggle and crawl around too much and ended up crawling into your shirt?
That doesn't seem too bad
>>688185270
Super spooked.
>>688185196
Oh nein, es ist schon wider dieser Süddeutsche....
>>688185841
>>688186075
Yay!
Affirming existence.
>>688186075
Can i be spooky too?
>>688185841
She wrapped around my upper arm and neck at the same time, then went further into my shirt.
>she's pretty strong
>>688185819
Hmm.
>>688186428
I personally think Tatsuta is far more spooky than Tenryuu.
Maybe that's just me.
>>688185538
Isn't it at least a little entertaining?
>>688186230
Sagt der Fischkopf
>>688186249
Was I able to spook you?
>>688186428
More the merrier!
>>688186264
Defying existence
>>688186513
Huh, at least she isn't trying to eat you
>>688186513
How big is she again?
>>688186551
Yandere tends to be spookier than chuuni.
claimed
How can you guys live with these shit waifus?
man i fucked up on that math exam
>Mugi
>>688186542
>
>>688186551
Tatsuta is always fucking scary
>>688186624
Halt's Maul Ossi
Off to work, bye guys.
>>688186624
mitteldeutschland masterrace
>>688186702
That just looks cool.
>>688186854
just missed you
>>688186587
It's pretty entertaining, yeah.
>>688186702
Yep.
>>688186713
Around 5 feet long.
>>688186848
Nice.
>>688186513
Having trouble?
>>688186849
That's 3spooky5me.
>>688186898
>mitteldeutschland masterrace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uQ76qrlK78
>>688186854
Good bye mizore!
>>688186943
Fran tries
>>688186848
Shit man, how badly?
>>688186982
I forgot how big she was
>>688186542
That's some really cool fan-art, looks straight out of a witch sequence.
>>688186854
See you later!
>>688186849
>Tatsuta is always fucking scary
Very true.
>>688186995
Not really.
>>688187188
Pretty big.
>>688187195
Yuuko.
>>688185150
I really hope not! Are you doing thing today Fran? <3
>>688185841
Hey, how's it going?
>>688186230
Moin moin mien Jung! Alles nach Plan aufm Kahn?
>claim
>finally got a job edition
>>688187195
Beautiful hair
>>688187198
Sadly I don't have anything else like that.
>>688187328
Mmhmmm
>>688187436
nice!
>>688187436
Yay! What'd you get DM?
>you should know by now
>>688187188
I probably did pretty bad
That's how I feel about it because I kept having to guess
>Mugi
>>688187195
Yuuko
Cute as ever
>>688187328
Like 5 feet, right?
>>688187362
No real plans, making a bard in DnD to replace the rogue I lost. Going to play the fucking hurdy gurdy
https://youtu.be/ypuaJLHK_LQ
>>688187374
I'm good, you?
>>688187436
Take the means of production into your own hands! Fight the power!
>>688187115
I tend to not save spooky stuff of Shiki as it tends to be bad quality, this and screenshots/manga is probably the spookiest.
>>688187328
Bubblegum
How'd you sleep?
>>688187449
best eyes
Your region's insects are spooky.
>>688187790
Fran
Being fran.
>>688187790
Yep.
>have a spook
>>688186982
Try not to die.
>>688187195
Fluffy Hair.
>>688188155
Holst.
>>688188052
Yuuko.
>>688186509
>Rattle rattle
Hey Sachi
>>688186702
Hey Fran. What's up?
Finally playing some Overwatch
>>688187556
Thanks, kind anon~
>>688187610
Aww shiet, can't remember who calls me who!
Ummm... Renge?
>>688187790
Too bad I'm only a helper for constructions sites~
How are you Fran?
>>688187374
Naja, ein paar tolle Runden in Overwatch gehabt und heute Mittag für das schlecht spielen gemeldet worden in WoWs
>Ich in der Nikolai (T4)
>2 voll aufgerüstete Fusos (T6) greifen mich von beiden Seiten an
>Sie rapen mich regelrecht weg von der Karte
>Beide schreiben "n00b" in den Chat weil ich beide nicht versenken konnte (beide hatten volles Leben)
>Ich werde vom gesamten Gegnerteam reported weil ich "Schlecht spiele"
Ich hasse die europäische WoWs "Community"
Was läuft bei dir so?
>>688187790
Oh god that looks super hard to play!
>>688188052
Alright, a little long.
>>688188155
I won't die.
>>688186898
Wer zum fick bistn du?
>>688188364
>>688187610
Forgot to answer your question, I don't know the name of the job in English, but I'm basically doing small jobs in construction sites and helping the others
>Amatsu
>>688188251
Yari Yuri.
>>688188436
Good.
>>688187140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2TZWOJ7M7U
>>688188155
Moonpie
>>688188251
Kyouko
>>688188436
Better than too short.
>>688188052
Hey.
I don't know what I want to be honest.
Sometimes I want to be kind, sometimes I feel that I shouldn't care about anything at all, and just keep being cold, without caring about what others may think.
>>688188052
>Your region's insects are spooky.
While spooky they are mostly harmless, there are no lethal animals here unless you're allergic.
>>688188364
You're welcome
>>688188364
Ahhh its my best waifu friend! I have missed you!
Laggy overwatch makes me wonder if there's more to life.
>>688188328
You don't look too excited, what happend?
>>688189064
And i have fucking hornets everywhere...thank you, Summer
>>688188820
Definitely. The worst part was waking up.
>>688189203
Bun.
obligatory spook
>>688189309
There was a nest of those outside my window 2 days ago.
>>688189366
Too spooky.
>>688187734
What is your grade in the class?
How much is the final worth?
>>688188052
What else do I do?
>>688188067
So much spook today
>>688188297
Not much
>>688188364
Nothing really
>>688188435
I'm sure it does, luckily I don't actually have to play it
>>688189366
Thanks.
>>688189534
And the hornets which i have here attack everything black.....i think i could use that some day
>>688188834
I was cold and uncaring to everyone for about 6 or so years after i gave up on people.
It is hard to adjust being kind to others and i am not the best at it still myself.
But life is more fulfilling when you allow emotions in.
>>688189064
That's great.
Aside from black widows and some large mammals here we don't have dangerous wildlife here.
>>688189547
Play DnD
>>688189189
Ah shiet, it's Dab-Girl! I missed ya too! How have you been?
>>688189547
Having the same old days?
>>688188820
How are you?
>>688189547
well last time I checked I had a 39 but I turned something worth a ton in and haven't checked it yet but it's going to be a lot higher than 39 at this point
Finals are worth 20% of my final grade
>>688189309
Obviously we have those too, but compared to everything else from USA or Australia wasps are nothing.
>>688189828
>aside from black widows
I do not like spiders. But really Denmark is nature's response to Australia, nothing can kill you , the weather is temperate and there is literally no natural diseasters.
this shit hella slow
![[Tenryuu intensifies].gif](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1463/720/1463720280464.jpg "[Tenryuu intensifies]")
