Waifu claiming thread: Heat is shit edition
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Claimed, hello
Tenryuu claimed
CLAIMED
C.C. Claimed
Rikka claimed.
If any of you have any gifs of your waifu dancing send them my way I am working on something and I dont wanna leave anyone out. If you have multiple thats fine too!
>currently wearing sneklace
>>688180312
Much better
>claiming yume
>feeling even worse then in the afternoon now
I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
>>688180782
Ok, kek.
>>688180470
Mmm, I see.
>>688180790
Nice.
fish
![[Tenryuu intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/HOtaQ93.gif "[Tenryuu intensifies].gif")
>>688180815
Why not putting an end to it and just straight up killing yourself?
>>688181008
Fish
>>688180782
Claiming Rat from Ti even though no one knows who the fuck he is, and even the people who do watch Thrilling Intent, wouldn't claim him :^)
>>688180992
I don't think this is good for public use.
>>688181065
Die Idee kam mir heute ca 3x
Und gestern Abend so ca 4x
>>688181107
He looks like Twitch from League of legends.
>>688181267
>heute 3 mal
>gester 4 mal
Versuchst du es überhaupt?
>>688180782
>Does this count as dancing?
>shower
>go outside for 1 second
>shower again
Such is life in Portugal.
>>688180924
See what?
>Dead people?
>>688181552
People in Portugal shower at all?
>>688181519
>>688181078
>>688181008
>Dinner
>>688181563
Yes, dead people indeed.
>>688181552
kek
![[Coalgirls]_Kara_no_Kyoukai_6_-_Oblivion_Recording_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[4657E299].mkv_snapshot_09.30_[2016.02.25_15.18.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d8N1iIG.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Kara_no_Kyoukai_6_-_Oblivion_Recording_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[4657E299].mkv_snapshot_09.30_[2016.02.25_15.18.23].jpg")
>>688181519
Fish
>>688181552
This doesn't sound like Portugal...
....This sounds like nigger territory.
>>688182004
>implying there's a difference
>>688181788
Neko.
>>688181818
....
>Am I a ghost?
>>688181394
I have no idea who that is, but he sounds like a cool dude
>>688182304
Maybe.
>A cute ghost
>>688182004
We conquered this land from niggers and turned them to our slaves.
>>688181787
Damn, you caught me.
Fuck you guys, it's 70 degrees here!
21 Celsius for those who aren't American
>>688181969
can roll
>>688182438
Spooky scary
>Cutie ghost!
The sneklace was a bad idea.
>>688182738
Did you get bit?
>>688182549
Fuck you Fran, it's above 90 here in the south and it'll stay that way for the next few months
>renge
>>688182715
Cute ghosts are nice.
>>688182738
I guess snek wasn't very happy.
>>688182931
No.
>>688182549
Let me live with you.
>>688183074
Snek is too happy.
>>688182560
Can he?
>>688182738
What went wrong?
>>688182715
All ghost are cute!
>Especially you
>>688183005
I remember when I lived in Tennessee
>>688183233
Sure thing
>>688183233
Your snek was very excited is what you're saying?
>>688183423
>>688183438
There's a snake in my shirt.
>>688183423
Ayy
>>688180924
Thank you!
>>688181101
Thanks,, adorable!
>>688181513
Yeah this will work for me
>>688182549
Heya fran you are lucky, cali is always hot!
>>688183626
So like this?
>>688183626
PICS
>>688183626
Black kid's apology gift claimed
>only few knows who I am
>>688183885
>>688183877
No.
>>688184041
I don't mean it like that.
>>688184077
It's smug, right?
>>688183074
>>688183423
Wew now
>I'm spooky not cutie!
>Boo!
>>688183626
I liek snek
>>688183626
>
>>688184077
I know you.
>>688182549
Fuck man it was 27 C here just a couple of days ago.
>>688183233
Like my earlier question, how does a snake act when happy?
>>688183626
Miaa or Allison?
When do you want to move in?
>>688183659
Hey rikka! How are you bae?
Is it ok is Galko moves in with us?
>>688184191
>not cutie!
Lies.
>>688184331
2spooky4cutie
>>688184191
Snek best.
>>688184230
I don't know, when they move slowly and flick their tongue a lot they seem pretty happy to me.
>>688184247
Miia. Before it starts to feel like hell down here.
You're all a bunch of cunts.
Claimed.
>>688184181
Is it?
>>688184192
This guy gets it
>>688182549
>21c
thats it?
>>688184247
Hey qt! I am alright first day off so were having some fun today! How about you??
Sure no problem as long as she dosnt hate my chuuni actions were all good.
I am new to this. Have I chosen a good waifu anons?
>>688184500
Not spooky enough.
>>688184191
Spooky=cutie
>>688184230
The joys of the north.
The sadness is the winter has temperatures down too -50 f, or -45 c
>>688184682
Is she still in your shirt?
>>688184707
I know I am but what are you?
>>688184782
I meant that it is cool here and not really hot
>>688184955
Glad to here.
I'm sure she won't!
Shiro claimed.
>>688184682
>Before it starts to feel like hell down here.
Too late.
Have fun with your snake accessory, try not to make it a trouser snake.
>>688185006
>Have I chosen a good waifu anons?
The waifu picks you, not the other way around.
>good
That's up to you, if you like her enough to be your waifu you shouldn't care about anyone else opinion.
>>688185006
She's alright, provided you're not a filthy secondary.
>>688185027
>>688185150
Spoooooooky~
>Are you spooked yet?
>>688185006
Do you love your waifu?
>>688185255
You're right
>>688185283
Yes, but... it's complicated.. baka..
>>688185312
I feel like Clownpiece was forgotten very quickly, at first she was everywhere be now we're all back to the normal Touhous.
Вкатился
Claimed
>>688184711
If I'm remembering that right.
>>688185150
I got her out.
>>688185207
This isn't fun, she's sort of a handful.
Dva could kill all of your waifus
>>688185150
A top bloke who loves his footy
>>688185548
Nice joke.
>needs a buff
>>688185655
I got 2 legendary skins for that useless girl.
>>688185448
Complicated? How so?
>>688185538
Hmmm?
>>688185196
Hey shiro
>>688185270
Spooked
>>688185312
Lewd
>>688185538
She just wiggle and crawl around too much and ended up crawling into your shirt?
That doesn't seem too bad
>>688185270
Super spooked.
>>688185196
Oh nein, es ist schon wider dieser Süddeutsche....
>>688185841
>>688186075
Yay!
Affirming existence.
>>688186075
Can i be spooky too?
>>688186264
good
>>688184707
uwot
>>688185841
She wrapped around my upper arm and neck at the same time, then went further into my shirt.
>she's pretty strong
>>688185819
Hmm.
>>688186428
>>688186428
I personally think Tatsuta is far more spooky than Tenryuu.
Maybe that's just me.
>>688185538
Isn't it at least a little entertaining?
>>688186230
Sagt der Fischkopf
>>688186249
Was I able to spook you?
>>688186428
More the merrier!
>>688186264
Defying existence
>>688186513
Huh, at least she isn't trying to eat you
>>688186513
How big is she again?
>>688186551
Yandere tends to be spookier than chuuni.
claimed
How can you guys live with these shit waifus?
man i fucked up on that math exam
>Mugi
>>688186542
>
>>688186551
Tatsuta is always fucking scary
>>688186624
Halt's Maul Ossi
Off to work, bye guys.
>>688186624
mitteldeutschland masterrace
>>688186702
That just looks cool.
>>688186854
just missed you
>>688186587
It's pretty entertaining, yeah.
>>688186702
Yep.
>>688186713
Around 5 feet long.
>>688186848
Nice.
>>688186513
Having trouble?
>>688186849
That's 3spooky5me.
>>688186898
>mitteldeutschland masterrace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uQ76qrlK78
>>688186854
Good bye mizore!
>>688186943
Fran tries
>>688186848
Shit man, how badly?
>>688186982
I forgot how big she was
>>688186542
That's some really cool fan-art, looks straight out of a witch sequence.
>>688186854
See you later!
>>688186849
>Tatsuta is always fucking scary
Very true.
>>688186995
Not really.
>>688187188
Pretty big.
>>688187195
Yuuko.
>>688185150
I really hope not! Are you doing thing today Fran? <3
>>688185841
Hey, how's it going?
>>688186230
Moin moin mien Jung! Alles nach Plan aufm Kahn?
>claim
>finally got a job edition
>>688187195
Beautiful hair
>>688187198
Sadly I don't have anything else like that.
>>688187328
Mmhmmm
>>688187436
nice!
>>688187436
Yay! What'd you get DM?
>you should know by now
>>688187188
I probably did pretty bad
That's how I feel about it because I kept having to guess
>Mugi
>>688187195
Yuuko
Cute as ever
>>688187328
Like 5 feet, right?
>>688187362
No real plans, making a bard in DnD to replace the rogue I lost. Going to play the fucking hurdy gurdy
https://youtu.be/ypuaJLHK_LQ
>>688187374
I'm good, you?
>>688187436
Take the means of production into your own hands! Fight the power!
>>688187115
I tend to not save spooky stuff of Shiki as it tends to be bad quality, this and screenshots/manga is probably the spookiest.
>>688187328
Bubblegum
How'd you sleep?
>>688187449
best eyes
Your region's insects are spooky.
>>688187790
Fran
Being fran.
>>688187790
Yep.
>have a spook
>>688186982
Try not to die.
>>688187195
Fluffy Hair.
>>688188155
Holst.
>>688188052
Yuuko.
>>688186509
>Rattle rattle
Hey Sachi
>>688186702
Hey Fran. What's up?
Finally playing some Overwatch
>>688187556
Thanks, kind anon~
>>688187610
Aww shiet, can't remember who calls me who!
Ummm... Renge?
>>688187790
Too bad I'm only a helper for constructions sites~
How are you Fran?
>>688187374
Naja, ein paar tolle Runden in Overwatch gehabt und heute Mittag für das schlecht spielen gemeldet worden in WoWs
>Ich in der Nikolai (T4)
>2 voll aufgerüstete Fusos (T6) greifen mich von beiden Seiten an
>Sie rapen mich regelrecht weg von der Karte
>Beide schreiben "n00b" in den Chat weil ich beide nicht versenken konnte (beide hatten volles Leben)
>Ich werde vom gesamten Gegnerteam reported weil ich "Schlecht spiele"
Ich hasse die europäische WoWs "Community"
Was läuft bei dir so?
>>688187790
Oh god that looks super hard to play!
>>688188052
Alright, a little long.
>>688188155
I won't die.
>>688186898
Wer zum fick bistn du?
>>688188364
>>688187610
Forgot to answer your question, I don't know the name of the job in English, but I'm basically doing small jobs in construction sites and helping the others
>Amatsu
>>688188251
Yari Yuri.
>>688188436
Good.
>>688187140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2TZWOJ7M7U
>>688188467
>
>>688188155
Moonpie
>>688188251
Kyouko
>>688188436
Better than too short.
>>688188052
Hey.
I don't know what I want to be honest.
Sometimes I want to be kind, sometimes I feel that I shouldn't care about anything at all, and just keep being cold, without caring about what others may think.
>>688188052
>Your region's insects are spooky.
While spooky they are mostly harmless, there are no lethal animals here unless you're allergic.
>>688188364
You're welcome
>>688188364
Ahhh its my best waifu friend! I have missed you!
Laggy overwatch makes me wonder if there's more to life.
>>688188328
You don't look too excited, what happend?
>>688189064
And i have fucking hornets everywhere...thank you, Summer
>>688188820
Definitely. The worst part was waking up.
>>688189203
Bun.
obligatory spook
>>688189309
There was a nest of those outside my window 2 days ago.
>>688189366
Too spooky.
>>688187734
What is your grade in the class?
How much is the final worth?
>>688188052
What else do I do?
>>688188067
So much spook today
>>688188297
Not much
>>688188364
Nothing really
>>688188435
I'm sure it does, luckily I don't actually have to play it
>>688189366
>>688189366
Thanks.
>>688189534
And the hornets which i have here attack everything black.....i think i could use that some day
>>688188834
I was cold and uncaring to everyone for about 6 or so years after i gave up on people.
It is hard to adjust being kind to others and i am not the best at it still myself.
But life is more fulfilling when you allow emotions in.
>>688189064
That's great.
Aside from black widows and some large mammals here we don't have dangerous wildlife here.
>>688189547
Play DnD
>>688189189
Ah shiet, it's Dab-Girl! I missed ya too! How have you been?
>>688189547
Having the same old days?
>>688188820
How are you?
>>688189547
well last time I checked I had a 39 but I turned something worth a ton in and haven't checked it yet but it's going to be a lot higher than 39 at this point
Finals are worth 20% of my final grade
>>688189309
Obviously we have those too, but compared to everything else from USA or Australia wasps are nothing.
>>688189828
>aside from black widows
I do not like spiders. But really Denmark is nature's response to Australia, nothing can kill you , the weather is temperate and there is literally no natural diseasters.
>>688189361
this shit hella slow
