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bump. literally just saw this picture
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>>688148616
yeah, i just took it... i want to see more
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I got ya fam
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>>688148712
this hurts
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>>688148712
almost had a seizure
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>>688148309
dumping
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>>688149140
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>>688148309
>brain washed.jpeg
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>>688149260
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>>688149380
Dude...
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>>688148712
Fuck me that made me feel tingly.
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>>688149380

What has been seen...
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>>688149380
MODS
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>>688149380
this is making me angry
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>>688149380
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>>688148997
why is this making me laugh
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>>688149535
dat heel tho
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>>688149535
get ready....
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>>688149630
oops
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>>688149630
no.
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>>688149678
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>>688149678
HOLY FUCK HE CUT HIS OWN THUMB
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>>688149678
JESUS CHRIST ANON WTF
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>>688149731
super effective towel
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>>688149592
I don't know man, it gets funnier the longer you look at it
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>>688149380
Mfw
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>>688149731
kek, poor pupper
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>>688149630
>>688149678
Holy shit, faggot cut his whole hand off!!
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>>688148712
Dont click this, this fucked me up within 2 seconds. My eyes have been acting all weird for the past 3 minutes now
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>>688148309
>be me
>be 17
>jerking off to loli
>about to bust
>hear knock on bedroom door
>it's mother
>asks "what do you want to eat?"
>only have time to put away snake
>mom sees computer screen
>she does a 360 and walks out
>sitting there surprised and still hard
>try to finish
>roundtwofight.mp3
>mom walks back in
>well shitfar let me finish I think
>she's not alone
>neighbors daughter is with her
>daughter is a qt 3.14 loli
>blonde blue eyes
>shit forgot to cover up
>mom says "are you still horny?"
>slowly put snake back in bag and say yes
>mom quickly runs out the door giggling
>Lolita says "you're bigger than daddy and your daddy"
>nearly cum
>Lolita starts undressing
>harder than diamonds
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Contributing
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>>688150021
ok sure
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>>688150057
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>>688150021
cont
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>>688150191
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>>688150239
Thanks, Lori!
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>>688150233
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>>688150365
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>>688150021
You're not even trying to make it seem real, are you?
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>>688150542
FUCK YOU CUNT
GIANT SPIDER SCARE GIF
DO NOT CLICK!
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>>688148712
Shat a brick when the eyes appeared.
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>>688149380

Oooh... right in my feels.
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>>688150689
Nope more like your autism
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>>688150613
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>>688149689
>>688149751
>>688149793
>>688149906
Dumbasses. You can clearly see that it's photoshoped. I can tell because of the pixels.
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>>688150837
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>>688150985
WHAT
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>>688150985
what is that thing tho
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>>688149380
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>>688151089
is babby
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>>688151089
underage detected.
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>>688151089
miscarriage in the early stage?
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>>688151089
uteral wall
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>>688151205
it usually comes out as a smaller pieces during menstruation.
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>>688151189
... i know that its menstruation. but ive never put in the effort to google fucking pictures of it. i thought it was all liquid and little bits of uteral wall
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dabbing was a con by nike to spread their logo throughout society more
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>>688150985
Of course it smelled like bacon she used Crisco her stupid is this bitch
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>be me
>30yo average looking /b/tard
>I have some friends but they’re all gay and I hate them
>fat bastard dad abused me as a kid emotionally, verbally, the usual stuff
>fucked some girls, nothing serious
>cry wank myself to sleep to hentai every night to cure insomnia
>one night decide to kill myself
>go clubbing instead
>should buy a drink to numb the horrible feels
>the female bartender asks what will I have
>dark hair, tats, and a smile like a dark angel
>god those wonderbra tits
>“mmm dunno a cosmopolitan”
>laughinggirls.jpg
>hide in the corner and sip my cocktail through a straw
>music is shit
>blunt instrument pounding my head repeatedly
>my feet hurt.jpg
>a guy approaches
>oh great, another faggot hitting on me as usual
>“hey man have you seen Molly”
>he wants to sell me drugs
>I’ve read about this on erowid
>maybe I should go back home to my Tsumugi pillow
>fuck it #yolo #swag
>I buy a pill
>bestdecisionofmylife.exe
>the music sounds like a chorus of lolis
>the normies suddenly look beautiful
>they’re all just horny like me and it’s okay
>I get it now
>a single tear flows down my cheek
>dance with three different progressively hotter girls
>make out with the hottest on the couch
>we move to the bathroom, she’s practically tearing off my belt
>feels like an angel is sucking my dick
>direct eye contact into her soul
>my legs shake in ecstasy
>“anon you should hook me up with Molly too”
>don’t stop now.. m’lady
>I cum with the force of a million suns in her throat
>“anon I love you”
>I become addicted
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>>688151385
It normally is
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>>688151527

>I take on a second job flipping burgers
>spend all my paycheck on drugs
>can’t put a price on good pussy
>I fuck the hottest bitches imaginable
>just give them a pill and they’re yours
>smugpepe.jpg
>I try other stuff, coke and molly are the best
>I hook up steady with a blonde Ukrainian fashion model
>body like a goddess, face like a goddess, innocent soul 10/10
>I take viagra and molly, fuck her all night
>in every orifice
>can’t cum but don’t care, this is like hours of orgasm
>she’s high as fuck on molly too
>I’m balls deep in her ass
>roccosiffredi.webm
>we become a couple
>my gf
>endless nights of rolling and intimate sexual confessions
>tell her about my first fap, about this girl in high school with a Minnie Mouse skirt I fapped to
>gf is rolling and will accept any filthy secrets I confess to with unconditional love
>she’s talking dirty to me about me fucking other girls
>sweet jesus she knows how to turn me on
>she’s also really into anal sex
>her asshole is not tight, I can easily get half my dick in there while she rubs her perfect pussy to orgasm
>her emotions flow easily and freely
>she’s the pure soul I always wanted to be
>I’m in love
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>>688151528
well there you go! ive never seen it come out as a long ass bacon piece
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>>688151464
wut
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>>688151599
>we go clubbing every weekend
>she loves to dance but I just want more drugs
>intensity is never enough for me
>one time when I’m high on molly I try to bring another girl in for a threesome
>girl is brunette 7/10, I’m too high to notice
>I kiss the girl on the lips
>gf throws a screaming shit fit
>“anon this is fucking over!”
>breaks down in tears of rage
>I somehow calm her down, say I’m sorry it was the drugs wasn’t me etc
>I almost lose her, this is my first warning
>weeks pass, things relax
>back to normal, getting bored again
>I buy some LSD
>dealer says whatever you do don’t look in the mirror
>yeahright.png
>I try some at home with gf
>holymotherofgod.jif
>I start taking LSD on every occasion
>I want to be tripping every minute of my waking life
>we take molly with LSD, a larger dose this time
>she turns into Hindu goddess Shakti
>she’s giving me the divine truth of existence in a single moment
>can this get any better?
>I buy a vial of LSD
>I take 10 drops
>go to friend’s house
>friend turns into an ancient demon of war and rape
>his muscles are covered with moving, alive tattoos of tortured souls of naked women
>he’s staring at me, studying me, penetrating my being
>this is bullshit, I go home
>look in the mirror
>no, anon. you are the demons
>panic.exe
>I scream at gf to take me to hospital
>gfpanics.exe
>we get there
>nursepanics.exe
>they give me benzos
>I pass out for two days
>when I wake up the benzos’ after effect kicks in and I start yelling at my gf in rage
>gf had enough of my shit
>she’s gone
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>>688151728
>months go by
>between panic attacks and psychiatric medication realization slowly creeps up on me
>I had a Ukrainian fashion model goddess gf who liked anal sex and she’s gone forever
>panic attacks are now five a day
>I break a monitor in an autistic fit of rage
>family hospitalizes me in a peaceful drug recovery center near the ocean
>all the guys there think they’re Jesus and constantly propose to the manic depressive girls
>can’t think straight because of the anti psychotic meds
>how did I get here? I had a gf, a future
>I explain to the psychiatrist that consciousness is everything
>he says but what about objects being consistent in time and space, isn’t that objective reality
>go fuck yourself you smug peasant, I was given the divine truth from Shakti herself
>more therapeutic group activities
>plant some flowers
>draw a picture of yourself
>I draw Vishvarupa, the universal form of Hindu God Brahman
>everybody rolls their eyes
>the hottest girl there is checking me out
>dark skin, long curly hair, face has beauty with a hint of evil, like a porn actress, fake boobs but still sexy, could easily pass for a stripper
>turns out she actually was a stripper
>her dad molested her as a kid
>shouldbeeasy.mp3
>I slip her some benzos at night to get high and fuck
>she has a clit hood piercing, cums every 10 seconds, squirts like crazy
>this is boring, just another slut, I want my goddess gf back
>I yell at everyone in group meetings
>frustratedcryingwojak.png
>eventually they kick me out of the rehab center
>I’m diagnosed with PTSD
>constant nightmares
>have to take meds because of panic attacks
>meds make me gain weight
>I start to look like dad
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>>688151464
Thank you sir, i honestly cant stand watching animals get tortured, i can do with people, because they deserve it. dogs are pure.
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>>688149678
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>>688151527
I saw this in another thread.. Only the /b/tard was 34. Anon, how do you get 4 years younger in 1 hour?
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>>688151751
>live by myself, only relief in my life is porn
>the hardcore bdsm shit
>fuck it, I’m popping two mollies for old times’ sake
>I’m searching ‘anal gang rape’ on pornhub
>my glazed eyes stare past the monitor into the abyss of oblivion
>can’t get it up on molly anymore, better finger my ass
>found vid of a young blonde tied to some machines and getting fucked by some dudes in the ass
>I imagine she’s my Ukrainian gf’s and her angelic face is being forced into a tub of acid
>my ass hurts but I don’t care, I shove another finger in there with more rage
>for the memory of my lovely angel who liked to get it in the ass too
>my ass is literally tearing up
>what’s going on there
>oh shit
>notlikethis.gif
>I’M TURNING INSIDE OUT
>this is how my family will find me
>the ultimate humiliation
>stumble around the room in panic for thirty minutes clenching my asshole and holding my hand over it
>barely preventing the graphic explosion
>I alternate between promising to God I’ll be a wonderful compassionate person from now on to everyone I >meet, and crying out for my mom
>finally decide to get to a hospital
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>>688151349
You literally just came here from facebook didnt you?
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>>688151908
>on the way to the hospital in the cab my fingers twist in agony
>this must be the spasm of death
>stagger to the front desk of emergency reception with my hand shoved up my ass
>some people in wheelchairs but strangely nobody stares
>whisper to the nurse discreetly
>‘my rectum is about to burst out of my body’
>I believe rectum is the medical term
>she gets me to a bed stat
>a doctor comes over
>she’s a dignified elderly woman, probably seen everything
>I’m still rolling hard balls
>pushing my hand into my ass as far as I can
>she shouts at me with her full authority, ‘get your hand out of there already!’
>I let go of my ass and nothing happens
>it’s intact
>turns out I was “just” having a severe panic attack
>they give me a benzo to relax
>I lie there contemplating my life choices as my pulse gradually returns to normal
>it’s probably a good time to quit drugs now
>at least I’ll live
>a group of medical students stops by my bed
>thiscantbehappening.cmd. what is this, a goddamn Mel Brooks movie?
>their guide picks up my chart and reads it to the group
>‘he had.. some drugs made him hallucinate apparently.. nothing serious’
>thank the almighty merciful God in heaven
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>>688151840
it's a story, get over it
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>>688150613
To have such a rekt body, period pig have a beautiful face.
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>>688150985
Did she really ate her miscarriaged baby's ombilical cord?
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>>688151940
Don't tell me this is the end, so unsatisfying
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>>688152106
No, she ate the placental sac and fetus.
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>>688151993
I asked him how he can get younger, anon. Get over what? I want to learn how to reverse time!
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>>688151818
What the fuck
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>>688152386
Hang yourself.
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>>688150021
i hate it when that happens
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>>688152430
Yes, but first, I want to be able to know how to reverse it.
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>>688152282
hmmm still working on it
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>>688151840
Just shove an onion up your ass and pray to Shrek, you'll get magical time powers
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>>688152615
Thanks anon, I guess you know how to do it yourself? How far did you push the onion up, and how often do you pray to Shrek? (Shrek is life, Shrek is love)
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>>688149380
To be fair those slices look pretty fucking huge
Still you at least cut right into the middle and not at those retardy angles
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>>688151818
Holy what in the fuck...
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>>688149619
>dat heel
is pretty much the worst to be seen in this pic
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>>688152756
You have to push it up all the way and say the whole verse with the right amount of passion
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>>688148309
Is this a think tank?
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>>688153074
What whole verse? I can´t really find it anywhere.. I think they banned the books because the state knew how much power Shrek had
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>>688151818
From memory it was an untreated fungal infection, and it was actually corrected pretty decently through surgery.
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>>688151349
Ayy lmao
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>>688149380
Why???
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>>688152501
Unhang yourself.
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>>688153536
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>>688153335
Let's go Jags.
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>>688150929
you guys are retarded anyone can do this its a trick
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>>688153796
Well if your so fucking smart then why don't you tell us how it's done? Protip you fucking can't.
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>>688153796
good b8 m8
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>>688148712
Fuck...
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>>688153164
more like a think tub
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>>688151940
Might buy some molly now
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>>688148712
am I the only one who sees a swasticka
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>>688149630
>>688149678
MODS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>>688149678
That waz cool man!
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>>688152282
what did u expect. it started as a shitty greentext and ended as one.
>boring/10
>would not read again
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>>688148309
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>>688154126
no
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>>688148309
>once I took a shit
>it wasn't mine
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>>688149140
CALM DOWN WITH THE FUCKING GORE HOLY SHIT ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN?
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>>688151998
how can you know what her face looks like?
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>>688150542
wow nice boobies
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>>688153690
>let's go Jags.
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>>688148712
>am high as fuck
>seizure.mp4
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>>688153796
a trick???? wtf.. a trick...
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>>688155111
A ruse!
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>>688155111
>>688155312
a trap!
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>>688155564
Jedi mind meld!
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>>688150542
Holy fucking shit. I droped my phone
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>>688149535
dat little bit of shit coming out of her ass
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>>688148712
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>>688149678
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>>688148712
tfw my eyes are already fucked up
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>>688149678
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
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>>688150021
kys
pls
kys
pls
:^)
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>>688150251
story?
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>>688149630
>>688149678

LOOK EVERYONE HE POSTED IT AGAIN

Why the fuck do you think this is funny? To pull your own thumb of just to have to go to the hospital again?

Your doctor must hate you.
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>>688148712
Dude wtf I have epilepsy
>>
>>688151527
'This is exactly what molly is like
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>>688157382
soldier in the trenches suffering from what they called "shell shocked" or we call PTSD
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>>688149380
I'm going back to hardcore, this is too much
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>>688157382
Acute Stress Disorder
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>>688149678
MODS MODS MODS
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>>688150542
How are people getting scared by this? It's fake as fuck and overused.
>>
>>688151527
>>688151599
>>688151728
>>688151751
>>688151908
>>688151940
WHY ARE YOU TELLING US THIS NO ONE CARES
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>>688158218
>>688157974
K so what?
Im not too cognative right now
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>>688159889
Fuck off
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>>688160013
no thanks
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>>688154790
Ayy lamo
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>>688160127
Ok
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>>688160426
you know I love you
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>>688148712
booooring
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>>688156167
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>>688160127
Go back to 9gag, faggot.
>>
Bump on a log
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>>688151599
better than a Disney film
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Okay I usually don't tell shit, but seems appropriate:

>be me 8 years ago, homeless 15 year old female
>dresses like the fucking DC sniper so as to avoid the eventually raping that all homeless females must go through
>looks like a boy sniper
>I like to explore
>go into underground train tracks
>walk for a while
>it's pretty late so not many trains
>lots of rats
>found some cool shit here and there
>found a fucking long ass sword knife
>en guarding invisible people while walking further down train tracks
>no idea where I am or how to get back
>start seeing this weird light ahead of me
>track starts opening out to an unused, abandoned platform
>cool.jpg ! "This will be my new secret hideout" I say
>hear these weird noises, I move closer to this door that leads probably to abandoned stations lobby
>weird noises turn to screams and yelling, blood curdling
>take a deep breathe of confidence
>open doors with knife sword ready for battle
>walk in, immediately stop
>my sword means fucking nothing now
>Infront of me? About 12-15 dudes in black cloaks wearing animal masks (there was a ram, a lamb, a cat, a bull, a lion, a snake, etc)
>almost shit my pants
>in the middle of them is a naked girl (probably 17,18,19 years old)
>she's tied up, wounds on her, she stopped screaming and was crying and saying "help me, help me"
>scary dudes all turn to me, almost shit pants again
>be a hero or leave
>no ones saying anything except crying girl
>like a retarded I try to icebreak
>"I know how this goes, I don't see any thing, peace" I say, can't make my feet move though, still have sword
>snake guy says "your lucky your a boy, now GET THE FUCK OUT"
>I gtfo as fast as physically possible
>trip and fall backwards off abandoned platform
>crawl on ground to get away
>so fast like the flash
>make it to an in service platform, some party goers drunk waiting for train
>"don't fuckin ever go in there!" They hear as I run by
>never say a word

I said "peace" to a girl being tortured
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>>688161849
Top Notch autism dude 10/10 MLG
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>>688150613
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>>688160426
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>>688160426
thats some deepweb shit
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>>688161904
that was by far the creepiest thing I'd seen, I've seen homeless people orgy underground and weird dress up like little girl people in underground doing drugs, even people's bedrooms living down there, but nothing as bad as that day
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>>688162437
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>>688148309
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>>688149361
kek
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>>688148309
that's modeling clay
probably a sculpture class on anatomy
it's in water to keep it from hardening and becoming unusable, it isn't cheap
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>>688149678
Guys calm down, this is Forsure shooped
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>>688161904
That sound pretty interesting.

Got anymore stories??
Also,
How come you became homeless?
Do you have a place now?

Please anon you're a gold mine.
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>>688150233
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>688148712
WARNING
DO NOT LOOK AT IT
IT WILL FUCK UP YOUR EYES
FOR MONTHS
WARNING
WARNING
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>>688162895
What kind of cunt are you?
"fuck your eyes for months"
>months
>FUCKING MONTHS

kill yourself
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>>688148309
Just your standard think tank, that's how the I phone and instant coffee where invented...
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>>688150985
W-Wha...
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>>688150279
Ever submit this to an art convention is pretty dope
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>>688163135

The only downside is that think tanks like that are vulnerable to a brain drain.
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>>688161904
>15 year old female
>I say
>your lucky your a boy

try harder faggot. they would be able to tell the difference between a male and female voice.
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>>688161849
Damn I still remember the original thread.. still makes me snicker on the inside
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>>688163013
>fuck your eyes
I've seen enough hentai...
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>>688163013

He meant years. Y E A R S !
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>>688150021
>>360
you autist faggot
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>>688151811
VEGAN GAINS DETECTED
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>>688157974

That's why he's smiling. ?????
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>>688148671
Yeah, you took it from me
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>>688163780
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>>688159463

The basement-dwelling neckbeard gets through another sad day by posting his "special stories".
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>>688163390
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>>688162870
I did find a dead baby once. Lots of homeless people having sex/orgies, creepy people dressed up as little girls, lots of drug using walked in on, even a guy raping a girl. Never said a word, was not a hero.

Became homeless bc foster care sucked balls and no one wanted me and had to live in group orphanage, I liked to explore weird abandoned places, couldn't do that with a 9pm curfew, so I jumped ship

I do have a place now, have money like that, normal job, went to college got advanced degree. I still go exploring all the time in secret, no one, not even husband knows, "going to the gym hubby! I'm on a women's soccer practice team" secretly in tunnels and abandoned auditoriums with gym bag of work out clothes to change back into. Like Clark Kent but I don't work for the daily planet. And I abandoned people in need. I've even traveled to different states and countries to explore certain abandoned places. It's really a blast minus the almost shitting of pants.
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>>688148712
its a gif but i dont see any motions?
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>>688149380
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>>688164021
Though, if you REALLY want to shit your pants. Go to the catacombs in Paris at night, it will scar you permantly if you go far enough. There are some fucking wackos down their. Las Vegas underground (it's under all the major hotels) had nice people who hoard a lot and bring their whole house down there.
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putting this thread up a notch rn
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>>688163798
no two soldiers experienced it the same way -- some got tremors, some a form of mania, some lost the ability to move their bodies properly

horrible, horrible shit

relevant: https://youtu.be/faM42KMeB5Q
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>>688164374
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>>688164374
>>688164425
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>>688164374
>>688164425
>>688164469
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>>688163854
you kill people for their brains???
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>>688163444
15 yr old boy (pre puberty)
15 yr old girl

Same voice
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>>688148309
What say you?

>>688162540
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>>688164374
>>688164425
>>688164469
>>688164499
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>>688164374
>>688164425
>>688164469
>>688164499
>>688164546
>>
>>688148309
Just to answer a few questions that I've seen a few times:
1) Those are definitely human brains.
2) Those are definitely preserved human brains, probably with formalin. Fresh brains have the consistency of jello -- they're wobbly and soft and more pink than those brains. As you can see in the picture, those brains are pretty firm and more grayish.
3) You can see some horizontal cuts in the lateral surface of some of the brains -- that's from the bone saw that opens up the skull.
4) The half-brains are intentional -- the two hemispheres of the brain are connected by a thick band of neurons (the corpus callosum) that someone cut through. Neuroanatomy classes like to have half-brains so that you can see all the midline structures of the brain.
My guess is that this is, as others have mentioned, some Eastern European med school prep area. These are either brains that are going to neuroanatomy classes, or brains that have been removed from cadavers bound for gross anatomy classes.
>>
>>688164527what fucking 15 year old male is pre puberty? get fucked
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>>688164425
Bait fake?
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>>688164469
Mountain Dew!
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>>688164374
>>688164425
>>688164469
>>688164499
>>688164546
>>688164605
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>>688164546
Got more of this wacko obedience ?
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>>688164697
No, it's real... what, are you fucking retarded?
>>
>>688160834
I would if I gave a heck
>>
>>688151818
I'm trying not to fap for a while, this is really helpful. Thanks anon.
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>>688164796
>>688164697
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>>688149535
Childbirth is such a beautiful thing.
>>
>>688164605
ayy.
>>
>>688149678
now do it to your dick
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>>688164772
yes
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>>688165280
>>
>>688164546
More
>>
>>688165280
>>
>>688154870
You are literally retarded.
>>
>>688148309
What say you?

>>688162540
>>
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>>688165420
>>688165280
>>
>>688149731
kekd
>>
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>>688150985
>>
>>688165522
More pls!
>>
>>
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>>688149380
that pisses me off
>>
>>688165835
back story?
>>
>>688162437
Player 2 controller always
>>
>>688165886
>
some wicked monk religion. Wants to be eaten by nature when they are dead
>>
>>688148309
>government think tank
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>>688165886
seconded
>>
>>688165948
>>
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>>688165886
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Silence
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>>688166000
>
easy trips xD
>>
>>688165886

Tower of silence. Google it.
>>
>>688166051
Oh cool, crazy persians.. but it looks natural now thanks mate.
>>
>>688149380
WHY DO YOU MAKE THE FUCKING PATTERN IF YOU ARE NOT GONNA RESPECT IT GOD DAMN FUCK
>>
>>688165835
http://thehorrortree.blogspot.ca/2012/06/tower-of-silence.html
>>
>>688164411
Czeched
That's fucking horrible.
>>
>>688166158
Subconjunctival hemorrhage

Completely harmless.
>>
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>>688166436
yo thats too creepy
look at that outfit
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>>688164605
ayyyy
>>
>>688166625
>outfit

the sign is the creepiest part.
>>
>>688148671
No you fucking didn't. The picture's as old as the internet, you lying newfag shitcunt.
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>>688160426
>>
>>688166927
why not both?
>>
>>688166666
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>>688161904
Hahahahaha
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>>688166436
This makes me fuckin rage
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>>688167316
wtf is that kind of hover plane?!
>>
>>688161849
>>688163602

Holy shit i cant believe this is still around. I remember making it and was happy i got some laughs outta it.

I mean i cant prove this, but it feels kinda good seeing it.
>>
>>688148309
Just to answer a few questions that I've seen a few times:

1) Those are definitely human brains.

2) Those are definitely preserved human brains, probably with formalin. Fresh brains have the consistency of jello -- they're wobbly and soft and more pink than those brains. As you can see in the picture, those brains are pretty firm and more grayish.

3) You can see some horizontal cuts in the lateral surface of some of the brains -- that's from the bone saw that opens up the skull.

4) The half-brains are intentional -- the two hemispheres of the brain are connected by a thick band of neurons (the corpus callosum) that someone cut through. Neuroanatomy classes like to have half-brains so that you can see all the midline structures of the brain.

My guess is that this is some Eastern European med school prep area. These are either brains that are going to neuroanatomy classes, or brains that have been removed from cadavers bound for gross anatomy classes.
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>>688164021
youre so full of it
>>
>>
>>688166436
Shit, thats the town centre by me
What the fuck
>>
>>688167699
look at that sink.
My guess is that nigger in niggerland wanted to collect brains from dead kids since they are so small.
>>
>>688167654

Well I'm out, just got approved for a car loan, so i wont be here to defend my claim to dick lips. Like anyone cares, i just got excited.
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>>688168149
is that hitler?
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>>688150021
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>>688149535
>>688149535
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>>688166700
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>>688168767
this is my favorite!
nice art!
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>>688151464
Sick fuck
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>>688168931
thanks it look me like 3 hours to get it right
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>>688168812
wtf get the fuck out retard
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>>688167167
if anyone wants a greentext here is a sort of creepy one.
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>>688162797
Played the shit outta that. Fucking Undead always hated me
>>
>>688151464
i suppose reverse shoveldog can be unsettling on its own way. I honestly expected cheetos or smth
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