ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
>>688110981
im batman
I fucked Batman's mom
>>688111061
bruce go to bed, you are drunk
I once filmed Batman's mom having sex with a fat chubby bearded guy
>>688111264
was it santa??
>>688111095
Are you batman's dad?
I helped edit and produce a porno with batman's mom.
I'm Santa Clause and I fuck batman's mom
I fucked ops mom.
I'm batman's mom, I was batman's dad until the sex change surgery a couple years ago and now i do porn
Santa Clause once told me that he is necrophile
I had a fling with my wife's hot 16yo niece. Shit was cash.
my girlfriend broke up with me because of a pun I made.
normally, when people ask why we broke up, I make up some bullshit story about how she cheated on me or something. but no. it's because of a pun.
>>688111932
Seems legit. Well done anon
i'm a pathological liar when im sober. i come up with these random stories for no real fucking reason. it fucking blows and it's annoying as fuck.
Played soccer with a newborn puppy
i sexted a 15 year old girl i met on 4chan
i went to my neighbors house when i was like 15 and i jizzed in my neighbor's daughters panties and rubbed my cock on her toothbrush.
I make something that other people say i shouldnt then give that thing to other people in exchange for money, services, and sexual favors.
>>688112066
At least one of you in that relationship was a douchewad. Probably her.
>>688112066
What pun was it?
I have a bottle that I'm filling with my own cum for no reason. At first it was convenience of not finishing in my hand but now I just do it out of habit. Everytime I open the bottle, the most putrid smell of fermented semen comes out.
I really should throw it out but I want to try and fill it. What should I do with it?
>Inb4 drink
>>688112372
Hate to break it to you. But that's a 45 year old man you've been talking to.
When I was 17 I fucked a 12yo girl i met in an aol chatroom
i am a crossdresser
>>688112376
i did the same but with my aunt's panties and jizzed my cousin's lipstick and jacked off thinking about she blowing me
>>688112679
she would send me stuff i asked for. i don't know why but i got extremely attached to her.
I can take over anybody as control them. I ran from the us government when I was young
I have PTSD after I got attacked with baseball bats by the brother and father of a 13 year old girl I was trying to get with in the good old MSN messenger days. I got her to go naked on cam, we had messenger sex and also phone sex and I made her send me a pair of worn panties. Her family found the chat logs (with my address on) and I got shit beaten out of me. I can barely leave house without panic attacks still and this was about 16 years ago
>>688112627
drink it cunt
>>688110981
I'm straight
I fucked a retarded chick in a porta-potty
I let a gay HS classmate fuck me for 3 years when I was 15
I fucked my friend's mom for years
I used to crush on my friend's sister and chew the crotch of her panties she left in the bathroom hamper. This was also while I was fucking their mom.
I fucked two hookers since i've been married.
>>688112627
leave it in the street in a bowl and watch as dogs and cats go and drink it
>>688110981
I gap to monster girl hentai
I'm in love with a girl I've never met in real life who lives 4 hours from me and is moving to Japan in a few months. Feels bad.
>>688112878
I will never. I gag just smelling it linger in my room after I open it to fill it. Call me a faggot all you want. There has to be something i can do with it that is worth doing
I stole nudes of my gf's 17yo sister from her iphone when she left it unattended.
i came in a girl by accident and im afraid ill be labeled a rapist
>>688112066
What's the pun? knowing that allows me to justify this. Puns are the shit.
I'm smoking black tar right now
>>688110981
I make my pet frog give me oral everyday
I never seed torrents, fuck that noise.
>>688112267
Just fucking stop lying then??
>>688113092
>accident
could you define that pls
>>688113304
MODS
>>688113211
How is it? How're the trips?
>>688113091
share?
>>688113051
set it on fire on someone's doorstep
>>688113304
Same.
We're all assholes.
I got my friend's mom pregnant. She miscarried though. She always let me cum in her pussy.
>>688113028
Jack?
>>688113418
It's practically a straight liquid, it won't burn.
I cheated on my wife with her best friend a few times. Also go with 2 hookers while she was having a girls night out. She's on vacation right now, and I'm thinking of fucking my coworker later this week. I'm probably a bad person.
>>688113364
It's good I'm in Colorado it's not bad out here haha
i unironically like dat boi
When I was around 10 and my best friend was the same age we used to play "girlfriend and boyfriend". We'd go into his fort and I'd rub his dick (we were both guys) and sometimes he'd rub mine. That was as far as it went but it happened multiple times.
Pretty interesting that he later ran for office several times (lost every time, too but not by much).
>>688113651
dump it out on someone's doorstep
>>688113051
Get into the bedroom of some fag you hate and squeeze it all under their bed sheets so they have to replace their rotten cum scented mattress.
I've cheated on my husband many times. Made me realize monogamy is not for me, but I still make it work.
>>688112406
Memes?
>>688112565
basically I drank from a bottle and mid-swig I recoiled and made a loud "UGH!" noise and looked at the bottle like I was disgusted.
when my girlfriend asked "JESUS, WHAT IS IT" i said "my water just told me a horrible joke...I thought it was tasteless"
she just stared at me blankly and said "I'm leaving you, anon." I thought it was a joking reaction to a bad pun but nope, she actually got up and left. she's completely ignoring me now. I cried for a while, I'm not going to lie.
>>688112066
why the fuck would that be a secret
>>688112565
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
"No, your fat makes you look fat. Bammphhungi!"
I'm into traps and yes I'm a faggot
>>688113336
>want to cum
>try not to cum
>cum
>>688110981
I still have a crush on Nala.
>>688114028
LMFAO!!
>>688113572
nope
>>688113996
This is a lot more common than people think.
>>688114028
>>688112267
Hi, Carsten.
>>688113996
You're a whore, no secret in that.
I got kinfolk down in Alabama.
>>688112627
Finishing in your hand? Wtf is wrong with you? Jizz in the toilet or on an old towel. Anything else brah.
>>688110981
I regularly claim a loli in waifu threads, but I actually like boobs.
>>688114028
Are you literally retarded?
>>688110981
When I was 18 I had a crush on my sister's 12 year old friend. I feel so disgusting looking back at it. Oh well.
i sometimes get sexually aroused while thinking about pi
>>688114028
I mean, that's pretty harsh to leave someone like that but I feel like maybe she wanted to leave and just used that as an excuse. In all honesty, if she would leave you over such a great pun, then she's probably not worth having around, anyway. As much as it may have hurt to lose her like that.
>>688114028
Same thing happened to me kind of. My girlfriend broke up with me half way through sex. It made the sex intense as hell though.
>>688114028
10/10 would have beer with.
Your ex sounds like a fucking psycho.
Made my girlfriend cum three times, and at the end I had to think of her sister sucking my cock to finish. I like my gf but... that younger sister tho.
>>688114028
Fuck her a couple more times, then kill her.
>>688114028
screencapped
>>688114324
thats not that bad if you didn't act on it
>>688112846
Jesus, what did your parents do?
>>688114279
I jack it in bed, I'm not gonna walk up holding my dick while edging myself as I walk to the toilet. Old towels are gross too. I'm not gonna grow mushrooms
I was brought up a muslim but not practicing one now.
I wanted to make my psychiatrist, case worker and my father feel bad and as an act of revenge I talked about an incident with a masseuse that I had licked her asshole shit was on her asshole shit went into my mouth.
This traumatized me enough that now I have emotional flashbacks where I feel really embarassed and hide from the world.
>>688114028
You're fucking doomed with women if you think she dumped you over your fucking pun
When my sheltered nephews(8 & 10yo) who have conservative godfag parents stay with me, I let them shower with me and my gf. Doesnt matter if was just me and them, but I know their parents would freak out if they knew gf also joined us.
>>688112846
Mow them down, anon
You will be rewarded in valhöll
>>688114324
And now that you're 24 and she's 18 it's not wrong any more, right?
I bet she was tight as FUCK when she was 12!
>>688112846
I know where you live faggot
>>688114353
3.14 ARGHFHJBCFHDSSGHB
>>688114028
sounds like she has no sense of humor
>>688114508
Of course I didn't act on it. But I still made me feel really bad because I really liked her. I thought I was turning into a pedo or something, but it never happened again.
![11665445_491348921020588_5967889448620506981_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qVzhRpL.jpg "11665445_491348921020588_5967889448620506981_n[1].jpg")
I fucked a lovely 14yo girl. Shit was cash. Now she got really ugly for an 18yo.
pic rel, her now
>>688114515
I live alone. But I think of them I was jumped on a night out. The girls turned into a slut anyways. She was the instigator of the chats getting sexy all a lot of the time
>>688114659
top zozzle
>>688113752
heathen!
>>688113091
Why did she have nudes of her own sister?
>>688111129
Underage
>fucking summer
>>688114745
A shame you didn't have a gun to kill the intruders with.
Would've been an amazing twist to the story.
>>688112846
bullshit. faggot.
>>688114768
Because, say it out loud with me, C'MON EVERYBODY!
ALL. WOMEN. ARE. WHORES!
>moved in with normie best friend
>got comfortable enough with him I pretty much forgot he's a normie and will eventually drop me for a woman
>despite us talking about everything can't bring up how realizing I forgot that pretty much crushed my heart, because I don't want to wedge myself or any awkwardness or guilty feelings or anything in his sexual psyché, nor do I want him to pity me or have this add a weird dynamic
It's been a weird week. Not really a secret-secret, but I can't tell him, at least. Fucking got laid off a few days after, too.
im on b, but im actually not a pedo
>tfw Only sexual touching was with doctor
>testicular exam when 13
>mfw
>>688110981
I've catfished as a girl on tindr and other dating sites like 5 times, only speaking to lesbians/bi-girls and eventually convincing them to "trade nudes", the nudes I sent are taken from /b/'s "pics you were supposed not to share" threads.
I know im a scumbag for it, and I havent done it for months and hope I dont ever do it again.
>>688114829
fuck you ive been here since march
>>688114028
jesus
>>688110981
I don't love my son
>>688114028
that's not even a good bad joke
>>688114859
Seems like a weird thing to make up, but yes he is a faggot.
>>688114740
how old were you
>>688114944
do you fantasize about it?
>>688114944
That's not sexual. That's just an exam for your health. You've never been touched sexually, basically.
>>688114839
UK fag so no guns. I opened the door and they pushed me inside and set about me. I had no chance to react it was a surprise attack
>>688114982
Is he a trap?
>>688110981
i killed my alzhaimer bed ridden mother with an intravenous shot of botox i bought for the deal.
>>688114582
So did you really lick the asshole or did you just say that? Also wtf is wrong with you?
>>688110981
I'll tell it if I get dubs
>>688114028
This is the greatest thing I've read all week.
>>688114960
09 nikka fuck off fite me
>>688112942
>I let a gay HS classmate fuck me for 3 years when I was 15
Elaborate
>>688114955
my fucking sides I salute u
>>688114028
never change
>>688114944
i assume it was only sexual in your mind, or was it a beyond normal medical exam?
>>688115049
17
>sex here is legal for 15+
>>688114859
100% true. I didn't eveb get to meet her and now my life is ruined by the PTSD
>>688114955
that is actually a pretty nice idea. anon you are a genius and doing good for teaching those sluts a leson
>>688115074
You know you have to kill them, right?
>>688115061
A bit.
>>688115063
Exactly. Not once in my 23 yr life
>>688115089
>582
Yes I did
>>688114955
i used to pretend to be a girl on omegle then ERP with dudes. once we were done i would tell them im a guy and theyre a faggot :D
>>688112267
Wait.
Are you sober now?
>>688115078
nope
>>688114196
What is? cheating in general or wives cheating?
>>688115190
I'm picturing shuffling around twitching like Theon Greyjoy
>>688115319
sorry to hear that.
>>688115319
why dont you love him
>>688115280
Did they feel bad?
>>688114028
>my water just told me a horrible joke
>it was tasteless
>>688115174
Only sexual in mind, wish it wasn't.
Not even gay, just want sex that badly
I just got done fucking everyone who has posted in this thread's mothers.
>It was an orgy
>Yes it was amazing
>You're all faggots
>>688114028
My sides
>>688112627
Post pic
>>688115261
Meh I deserved it
>>688115311
this startled me
>>688112627
Pour it on homeless person
I've been in relationships with many a female, but I've never felt like they wanted me for anything other than my looks. I just want a woman to appreciate the memes I use on a daily basis
>>688115413
A G-rated, old fart joke.
>>688115448
(1/3)
my cousin used to tie me up with an n64 controller chord then put makeup on me. i would pretend to resist but secretly i wanted her to do it
>>688115462
No you fucking didn't.
I don't actually hate NIGGERS [spoiler]whatthefuck[/spoiler]
>>688115633
>>688115141
>>688115193
It feels good to talk about it, because, obviously I cant reveal it to any of my friends, or to anyone for that matter (With my identity revealed).
Its not even illegal in my country, but its still a scumbag move.
The worst part is that I didnt even started doing it to get nudes, its just that I genuinely felt so lonely, I wanted to feel other people desired me and loved me. The first girl that sent me nudes did it on her own initiative and I just sent random pics back. but I really hope those days are over for me
>>688115301
That one is actually pretty gay
I love you kim. I am just glad that you exist.
>>688114028
I am newfag
QG, are you here?
>>688115681
(3/3)
Fucking gagged taking this one
>>688112627
Label..."jizz".....place in a public place. Record all of it.
>>688115668
I was gonna fuck her. It stopped me ruining her life and stopped me becoming a practicing pedo
>>688115074
Sucks.
At least you're still alive.
You should spy on them all and revenge-rape their daughters. Set them on fire. Stuff like that.
Google "the anarchist's cookbook" and learn to make proper acetylene bombs. Then kill them, one by one.
>>688110981
I don't feel love. Not for anyone. Not for anything. I have to force my passion for anything. I'm cold and heartless inside. I just lie to everyone so at least they can be happy.
>>688114028
are u me
>>688115812
Can they find out who it belongs to? I'd imagine no one would ever want to smell that up close enough to test it but I'm still a worry fag
>>688113304
Yeah....
Hell yeah
No robot either
>>688115633
>>688115681
I almost threw up.
>>688115701
I once dated a girl named Kim
>She was a lovely young woman who I wanted to defile.
>>688115193
BTW dont bother doing it.
95% of girls already know they're getting catfished or are super cautious about nudes. If its a pretty girl, chances are you wont get her nudes.
It used tobe easy but now they all ask you to send videos or audio recordings to them before succumbing
I go on okcupid as a girl with really realistic catfiah profiles and get girls on kik so I can have them send nudes and say dirty things to me because I have a hard time with women so its easier to manipilate them and hurt them mentally. But still I got A SHIT ton of nudes
Kim post nudes with face and timestamp
>>688115137
He befriended me. Rich Filipino. I'd never had sex before, he asked me if it was ok to fuck me, i told him yes. So he pushed his cock into my ass and came in it. He manipulated me this way for 3 years. I didn't really like it but I let him do it anyway because I think I liked the attention.
I try to convince myself every day that my dick isn't as small as it actually is
>>688115927
is your dna on file?
>>688115932
I almost throw up every time I open it. What the fuck is wrong with me.i can't get rid of it
>>688115633
Drink it for us m8 trips should dicide
>>688115974
This guy >>688114955
>>688115695
already admitted on doing the same thing, you're late anon
>>688115927
Do they currently have your DNA profile?
>>688115701
>>688116002
Kanye?
>>688115870
You love something. For example, anal sex.
>>688115695
man this sounds like it really is getting to you. just chill out with the nude operation you got going there, get a new hobby bro you'll be alright.
>>688114599
>>688115343
Cheating in general. I've cheated but both my ex-wife and current wife have no idea that it happened. They never will either.
I masturbate myself at least 20 times per week. Shit I'm always horny. Is this norma?
>>688115633
>>688115681
>>688115706
What. The. Fuck
>>688116061
Not my cum but I've gotten blood tests from doctors visits all my life as a yearly routine, I'd imagine that would be enough. That said the cum is probably dead... Long dead by now, can they still find info from that?
>>688116150
Ye Boi
>>688112627
go to the top of a tall building on the city centre, open it up and throw it down.
>the bottle, not yourself though you should
Not very massive, shocking, weird, or funny but...
Recently I started spending an hour or two of the night (starting at 11pm at the earliest) walking around my town writing random "feel good" or "thoughtful" messages from various forms of media, or my own personalized thoughts. I know people who have seen them and really liked it, but i've kept it to myself. Tonight on top of my usual thing I put a call out for anyone who wants to help to meet monday night at the park. Either no one shows, or I get mugged. We'll see.
Pic related.
>>688116062
Just toss that shit in the dumpster to start off bro holy fuck
I'm in love purgatory and I have no idea what my ex whom I still love thinks about me and it kills me when I have nothing to do. Even when I do have work or am out, it comes up and hits me like a truck full of bricks randomly and I feel crushed.
>>688116211
Holyfuckingshit. How fucking worthless can any one person be?
Kill yourself.
>>688116073
I can never do that. It's so fucking disgusting
>>688116211
biochemist here, we get dna info from fucking bones. of course we can
>>688115261
Dude, you're right. He said he ruined his life, what's he got to lose?
>>688116150
yee yee
I made a omegle bookmark on my stepdaughter computer, on which i have total and remote access, and she fingered herself the first hour of using it in front on random fapping guys ...
>>688116324
I want to fill it up though. I have a really weird part of me that gets really determined when I start doing something. I hate leaving shit unfinished.
>>688115422
i see. When i was 11 I got my yearly sports physical from a new female doctor, got insta-boner as soon as she had me take off my underwear for that part of the exam, had to wait a few minutes so she could do the flaccid exam part. fapped to that experience countless times
>>688116327
femanon?
>>688115404
>15908
I also told my family that I had sex with men, played with their balls and put my finger in shitty assholes
This traumatized me enough that I now have emotional flashbacks and I feel embarassed and ashamed and hide from the world
>>688116392
Ty bro, never doing anything risky with it then
>>688113028
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA CUCKED BY THE JAPANESE
>>688116124
glad you lieked my story.
>>688114955
I used to do that back in the Yahoo Chat days. It was all fun and games until a few of us were in a private room and I piped up with "Wouldn't it be funny if we all are really guys?" Talk about clearing a room.
i used to cross dress as kid
im banging one of my married employees
i date raped and old friend when we both got hammered
>>688115812
Yes
>>688116465
lol can't knock your dedication but fuck that's the craziest shit I've ever came across
i tried to get a miniature pomeranian to eat a dog treat out of my ass once but she wouldnt do it
>>688116392
why do you fuck bones? part of the dna extraction process?
>>688110981
My fetish is loving relationships.
>>688115833
Can't even leave the house, piss myself if someone knocks at door. Luckily nobody comes to see me anyway.
>>688115927
Doubt they'd bother test it. But they only figure it out if he's in a database.
when i was 5 i made out with my step sister for almost an entire summer.
i had sex with some of my schoolmates on scout camp.
>yes we were all male
>no we never told anyone
>yes most of them have girlfriends and we have never spoke of it again
>>688116108
It's enjoyable, sure. I wouldn't say I love it, however.
>>688116211
No. They're not documenting DNA in those tests. And even if they were, it wouldn't be in a police database.
>>688114955
what did you do with the nudes?
>>688116031
Interesting. Thanks for sharing.
>>688117245
I felt bad about it for many years and didn't tell anyone. I'm glad homosexuality has gotten more acceptable culturally these days, I don't feel bad about it at all anymore.
>>688116688
MAN THE FUCK UP AND TORCH THE FUCKERS JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST HOW DENSE ARE YOU?!
>>688112627
Don't ask me how I know this, 12 year old me did some fucked up shit, but you can cook it like you would egg whites. I didn't taste it, it just looked like fried eggs.
What I'm saying is, make some omelets for friends that you secretly hate. Just make a big deal about trying to get the omelets just right and they'll be too ashamed to stop eating them and you just made them eat your fried semen.
>>688116541
Who hurt you, anon?
i havent slept in 35 hours
I know that Joseph Smith fucked children, a fact that my ultra Mormon family refuses to accept
>>688117425
Literally can't leave house. I panic and pass out. I've been housebound (bar my garden) for about 17 years
>>688117451
This is it. How the fuck do I make an omelette? I wanna do this so bad.
>>be me 11 years old during summer.
>>discovers porn and over time starts to have the libido that only a bunny would have.
>>one day parents finds out and blocks internet connection so im pretty much fucked.
>>looks though the window because nothing to do and bored too.
>>sees some dogs outside fucking and becomes even hornier.
>>starts fapping to dogs.
>>starts fapping to dogs often.
>>guys HELP.
might also post do adv because i still have the problem and need help.
>>688110981
I have a really huge daddy fetish, I don't want my actual dad to fuck me, but I accidentally call guys daddy when they fuck me.
Am I fucked up?
>>688117425
Exactly. He might go to jail but at least he'll have solace
I think im gay or something. I like watching the dick more than the pussy. And when I was 7 I would get my guy friends to show me their dicks and I would touch them. Their moms blamed them and got so pissed
>>688117573
Speed?
>>688117151
I deleted them after fapping to them one time because I honestly felt extremely guilty and disgusted with myself.
It got to the point that the last time I did, I explicitly told girls not to send me nudes, that I would send some if they wanted me to but I did not required them to send me some from their part.
>>688115655
I was sexting and snapping a girl, then when I saw her pussy, I stopped all contact.
> 2 types of girls
>>688116486
No, I'm a guy
I have a gf but I've always wanted to cheat at least once
my gf knows my roommate jerks off when we do it (very thin wall) and it turns her on like crazy
>>688117974
are u a girl
>>688110981
>wife left me
>make okcupid profile
>nobody comes
>alter profile to say im married and separated
>heaps of likes, dates lined up for weeks
>go figure
thats end of my secret guys
>>688117660
Kill your self, then.
>>688117404
But how did it get to him asking if it's OK to fuck you? That's not something you'd normally ask. I mean did you send gaydar signals?
>>688116582
1. embarrassing but probly not that out of ordinary
2. good work man
3. well hope you feel guilty but as long as you werent violent u probly wont go to hell
>>688117722
>>688117744
QUAD DUBS 2 IN A ROW OH MY GODS CALL THE MEDIA OUTLETS!!!!!!!
>>688117871
feel guilty or afraid of being caught ? ^^
just keep them in a truecrypt volume !
>I did some babysitting as a horny teenager ready to explode.
>I learned that one girl I babysat for an alcoholic friend of my alcoholic parents- was molested.
>She tried to take off my pants one day and get at my junk
>I let her
>eventually got her to do her chores and get ready for bed with bargaining:
"if you clean up and get ready for bed I'll let you suck it"
>>688118147
I just might. Given myself 2 more years to overcome my PTSD or I'm ending it.
>>688118415
woot! I got double dubs, do I win something?
>>688118594
my brother is my son and my mom has zero idea
>hes slow and has really bad allergies to everything
>>688118594
No but apparently i do. Nice cock :)
>>688112846
But how good were those panties
>>688110981
I once fingered my mom's best car in the friend of my back
>>688118754
beautiful.
>>688118813
Oh thanks! I wish I had an older guy to fulfill my daddy fetish ;D
>>688118927
atleast you tried
>>688114599
Adult male showers with your 8 and 10 yo sons A.O.K.
Girl shows up though and it's "GET DAT PUSSY AWAY FROM MY BOYS"
>wat?
>>688118563
Make it 2 more hours.
Off yourself, faggot.
>>688118459
Guilty.
Getting caught would have been pretty much impossible, I had a fake gps app so I was catfishing girls from latinamerica while i was in europe or somewhere else.
>>688114064
The pun was so bad he got dumped for it?
>>688112267
Me too. What obscure ethnicity so you claim you are? What cool hobbies did you have growing up?
I am a Choctaw skater boy from New orleans, fluent in French of course. I also have amyotrophic lateral sclerosis for pity points
>>688118864
Honestly, at the time amazing but now not worth it really. Still have them somewhere. I will try and find them and post a pic
>>688114028
If I were a woman, I'd dump you for that. Incredible.
>>688118149
I don't really know. I was insecure about myself. I guess he just filled a void there somehow and eventually it ended up with sex.
caught a guy trying to break into my car, caught him by surprise and dragged him out of my car, got on his back and started punching him in the back of the head, he was breathing really ragged and i lifted up his head and saw his face was smashed in like eye socket was caved in, one eye was just goop, missing teeth etc I am a pretty damn large guy, played football in highschool etc, i got in my car and drove it to a apt complex across the street. Never even had a cop question me about it.
>>688115833
edgelord's first night staying up late
>>688119010
exactly, it's fucking retarded and it's a shame how their parents are setting them up to fail in the real world.
>>688113028
Are you me?
>>688119330
damn man thats fucked up... you got some penance to pay in the next life but its a8 youll live it down
>>688119350
Who the fuck said you could talk?
>>688119330
spoiler alert he was black so no shit no cops
>>688114515
dude how old were you? if you were below 18 then fuck that.... is it possible to live down PTSD? u should just get some nice drugs man... stay high bro
An old friend just admitted to being a pedo. Didn't really know how to react, so i quickly changed the subject and didn't talk to him in about a week. It made me delete all the porn of my phone...
>>688119619
the first amendment of the united states?
do something about it if you don't like it. Make some napalm out of some bananas or something you bitch
>>688119480
thats implying I feel bad, hes a theif, If I had been carrying my CHG I wouldve put 2 in his spine. I felt fucking amazing, I went to a party after and shared the story, we banged out a rail in celebration
>>688119641
he was actually a young white kid, couldnt have been older than 17 or so
>>688119693
I was just 18. Never been close with parents. Moved out at 16.
>>688119716
nothing wrong with being a pedo, he cant help it
now if he goes around raping little boys like some catholic priest, then we have a problem.
>>688119641
faggot had teh word "love" tattood on his shoulder
and it looked like a 2 year old had done it,
>>688119719
yeah i guess man but still u gonna pay for it karma is a bitch just be ready. i suppose if you literally stopped the second you noticed you were going overboard then i cant fault you. but seems like you really went to town and thats a universal crime in front of the lord, dawg - he be watchin, and even thieves and niggaz is his children.
>>688118813
Also, like my new hair?
>>688119195
J'avais un tour d'eiffel dans ma pontalons
>>688119717
You're not in America right now, boy.
>>688119310
> filled a void there somehow
Kek
