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So pouty OP
>>688083052
Hawt
posted in last thread, now i just look like a cancer patient
I was the Ukrainian Jew in last thread, you guys did this once.
What about body?
>>688082841
you look like the friend from high school thats always making big plans but never following through. Like always telling me we should start lifting because chicks dig dudes that are in shape, yet you never start.
Side note, you look like if I loaned you a DVD you'd return it.
>>688082841
Go ahead rate. You couldn't say worse than I do to the mirror every morning.
>>688083372
why do you make your parents cry?
>>688082841
would suckoff
>>688083052
would suckoff
>>688083223
would suckoff when 18
>>688083228
would not suckoff
>>688083372
would let you cum and piss all over me... what's that scab on your stomach from breh?
r8me
>>688083582
U have go0d eyes
>>688083663
Got in a birthday cake fight with the girlfriend and she threw one with a lit candle and it burned me haha
>>688083052
you look like when you were young, your mother brought you to the local witch doctor and she rubbed a egg all over your naked body then hid it away. The next week when you returned the eggs was rotten and you had to do this a 2nd time.
Long candles with the virgin marry on them.
>>688083610
Parents are pretty proud of me, moved out have a decent job, just doing decent, i don't think they really give a shit about what i do in my free time
>>688083995
did you have a stroke
>>688083726
You look the picture that would be in the dictionary under " domesticated male". Meaning, you have to ask your GF for permission to spend your own money and you refer to her as your better half.
r8 plz I need confidence
R8 pls be nice
>>688084226
9/10
Hey...where's that mother fucker with the eye patch from last week? You in here bro?
>>688083952
that's funny but the gf comment makes me sad :c
>>688084368
that's
one fucked up dentist
>>688084560
Why?
>>688083819
Your from Argentina and your name is ravera. You tell everyone that your dad is connected but it's all a shit test to weed out "bitch niggers", your dad sells tires in winnipeg
Be nice guys I'm very self confident
>>688084164
it's a thing...trust me..and you look like the type that has gone throu this thing.
>>688084743
eh not really, just that it's always the same story with guys i find attractive on a day-to-day basis
>straight
>gf
>or both
>>688084226
Bad cromag..Bad!
>>688084664
papa bless
>>688084861
hottest trap i have ever seen
>>688084414
damn. really? thanks
>>688084401
You look like you should be on my TV screen in 1993 trying to sell me gak
>>688085287
wtf is gak
>>688085008
Ah yeah sucks man
>>688083582
D-DAD!???
>>688083785
no r8 just r8p
>>688085378
Before your time
Roll
>>688085534
idgi
>>688083785
you look like this dude
>>688085749
My Youtuber crush hardcore. I'd let him fuck my ass with bananas and pour hot oll on my dick and balls.
>>688085749
I dont know who this guy is, but I guess ill take it?
>>688085656
nice beard brah
>>688086399
that was an exceptionally fast shoop
>>688085656
if steve buscemi and lil gremlin from jewbros had a son
>>688085749
I like how he just owned it. He was like "I did these things because I'm into them, don't judge".
seeing that shit makes me unable to swallow the spit in my mouth but I can respect how he handled it.
>>688083052
trustmeI'mwhite/10
>>688086628
here's a better one i fucked the first one up
hey did anyone else used to put glue on your arm, let it dry, then peel it off?
SUMMER
U
M
M
E
R
GET OFF MY BOARD
/sage
>>688087106
DELETE THIS
this is the stuff of nightmares anon kun fampaitachi desu
>>688087134
yup. one of my friends used to do this to his mom all the time to freak her out and as he peeled all the glue off he'd yell "sassafras ma, sassafras!"
I have no idea.
>>688082841
Lewis?
>>688086375
TheAmazingAtheist or TJ Kirk
>>688086863
yeah, I cringed through the whole thing but I can definitely respect the guy.
>>688087106
This is gold almost want to make it my Facebook profile.
>>688087320
>>688087753
>>688085656
Autist/10
>>688083052
>>688082841
wrong board dude/10
>>688087921
I love it
>>688088059
Nah
>>688087921
STOP
>>688088146
As the poster of the original I like where this has gone.
Bamps
>>688088966
Sideways i guess
>>688087921
might as well give this thing a name
>>688088966
Age?
>>688089101
well i don't name 'em. it's up to someone else.
>>688089360
dad years old
>>688089360
19
>>688087921
>wake up
>see dis staring down at you
>wat do?
i-im scared anons
>>688089578
Alright.... go ahead and show us all the arrow heads you made from banging rocks together.
>>688088966
jewish/10
r8?
>>688089578
you look like you already supporting a 1 year old
>>688089739
I imagine it breathing spaghettio breath all over me
>>688090109
like 14yrs old/10
>>688091419
im 23
guess what
>>688089578
u canadian?
>>688092733
you're vacant stare isn't doing you any favors but you're pretty handsome tbh. i really like your hair
thanks. i'm high as fuck. my hair and my beard are longer now though
https://twitter.com/XOKirstySky
>>688093174
>>688092733
ah ok. wot else you got??
>>688092733
how do i get my hair to look wavy/messy as that??
mines straight af
>>688092733
and i thought my lips were big
>>688092922
vacant stares and long hairs everywhere
>>688084401
10/10
really cute, in a i wanna hangout with you kinda way.
post barefeet pls
>>688092733
take another pic, but make the biggest cheesiest grin you an muster. If you deliver I'll photoshop a side by side and make it my desktop background for a few days and post a pic.
>>688093713
>in a i wanna hangout with you kinda way.
>post barefeet
kek'd
>>688092733
>>688089604
>>688088846
>>688087921
>>688085656
>>688093634
>vacant stare brigade
i-is this a thing now??
>>688093634
you look like you can't decide what sex to be
dubs = hitler thread
.
>>688094100
SEIG HEIL
>>688093992
my faggot-y lips and shitty blonde facial hair betray me
I am indeed a straight white male
>>688093387
i have greasy hair. I don't wash it for a day or too and it looks like this. It's also more manageable
>>688093851
what do you mean exactly by cheesiest? do you have any reference?
>>688093988
I don't know, I usually take pictures of myself when i'm really high. it's actually first time i post on 4chan
>>688094966
forget about the grin can i just see your penis please
>>688094100
HEIL
>>688094100
18, babyface as hell
>>688094966
>>688096326
Need a spank baby
>>688096326
scottish
>>688097306
yeppp
>>688096326
Ayy imma need some dick pic boi
>>688097433
really? you vote for independence?
>>688094100
checked
CHECK EM
>>688098015
Let me lick your hole
>>688082841
Holly shit.
Show me your fucking barefoot.
>>688098289
mayyybe
>>688097953
yep, the referendum was actially the first time i voted
>>688093988
no memes where should I be looking
Ayyy
>>688098688
Why maybe?
Canada here
>>688083429
is that Sky Ferreira?
>>688098845
It's probably a good thing your side lost. Just sayin
Believe it or not, I'm 27.
Rate?
>>688099728
Me to can I hug and kiss you
>>688099728
and jewish apparently
>>688099570
yeah, the more i think about it the more i realize that there wasn't much to gain from leaving and yet there was so much to lose by not staying
>>688099111
>suh dude
Doin cunts?
>nearly everyone in this thread is hot
>>688099111
A FUCKING LEAF
>>688098015
FUCK OFF CHAD THUNDERCOCK
>>688099892
Please do. I need a hug.
>>688099893
What makes you think that?
>>688100051
I'm sure you're good looking too. :)
>>688100051
you should say which ones arnt hot to make u feel better
>>688100203
What's wrong friend? (hug)
>>688099728
Post dick and we'll see if tru
>>688099979
yeah, one sec, photoshopping it now
First uggo
>>688100203
The hair
>>688099728
Well look in the brights side
You can still fuck teeanage girls while you're at late 30s without looking like an old pedofuck
>>688087717
is this legit??
>>688101040
Sam, I gave you permission to become a Maester and this is where I find ya'?
>>688101040
Samwell tarly
>>688100051
Thanks anon, I appreciate your kind words
>>688099848 me
>>688100377
I just feel like shit. Like always.
lmao pls put an end my boundless suffering and existential dread lol :)
>>688100452
D-do I have to? ;_;
>>688101385
>>688101040
Oh my god these two
HOLY SHIT
>>688100708
Oh. I've been thinking of getting a new haircut. A shorter one.
>>688100845
>fucking girls
>ever
Jesus anon
>>688101651
Yes
I (we) want to see that young boi pussy
>>688101651
I bet your tough do you wear diapers like I do?
>>688100298
You're wrong.
>>688100309
Very few of them tbh.
>>688101600
No problemo
>>688101203
Hi stinker
>>688101894
>looks like 16
>not fucking girls
You're not using your gifts very well anon
>>688102132
honestly i just wanted validation that im ugly without sounding desperate haha
now we wait
>>688101385
Fucking pussi
Fite ramsay already
>>688099979
there
Welp
>>688101203
young dexter morgan/10
>>688096326
am i ugly/attractive/average?? :\
>>688102735
dwarf
>>688103127
You a dirty boi?
>>688102132
Let's see your face anon. Tbh, base face don't matter too much, it's more about what you do with it. I've gotten a pretty wide range depending on which pic I post
Also post dick while you're at it
>>688103415
Nah, just stepped out of the shower before taking that pic
>>688102735
>>688101385
>>688101040
i didnt really kill ur brothers john
>>688102735
There is something about this pic that's fucking with my head...
>>688103685
would creampie/10
>>688103685
not even close to looking like my room bruv
>>688103530
No thanks.
>>688103685
That's a perfect Butt no diaper
>>688103964
Why not? Youre anomynous
>>688103685
Not buying this
Timestamp your ass
And write im a slave to ronald's dick while you're at it
>>688103685
As a straight male, you have very nice ass.
I'm really bored
>>688104116
Why you look like you suprised af
You aint looking at those gay porn are you you naughty boi
Why do you guys try to validate yourself in this shit hole? Whatever happened to /soc/
It's also a federal crime class B Felony and if you do more than three you get more then a slap on the wrist and it do one this is what you might get a ticket to promise to appear in court when in court it would be knocked down misdemeanor destruction of private property with a suspended sentence And if you don't get in trouble for the next three years you might be able to get it off your record if you don't have a bad record but if you do your SOL from the get go but to get to my point more then three political signs your screwed glued and tattooed yeah the election law are very serious about that federal crime FBI Time and if it's a presidential candidate and its at all threatening Secret service time to and you can expect your but to due years in federal prison they don't joke around about that simple stuff like that people think that the BLM people are getting away with stuff no you can guarantee they are being investigated and will be charged when the political climate is better about 71/2 months and the ones that are causing riots and harm and injury at the political rally's and you can take that to the bank and I'm going to LMFAO and then tell every one I told you so I wish I could bet on this some where I'd make a lot of money. It would be a sure thing. But yeah it's very disrespectful to the one puts it up and the ones that support him and our next Presadent of The United States of America Donald Trump and the rest of the world will respect us again because he will change things make us strong again and won't take no BS He will wipe it out where ever it is in the world Safe here in the Home Land and through out the world he will do great things and I hope he puts both of those criminals Hillary and Barack In jail where there butts belong and strip them of there pensions and benefits they don't deserve them all the harm they have caused our country .boy did I go on one sorry my neighborhood use to be safe
>>688104142
As a straight male, ID like to stick my dick in that ass and suck those balls
>no homo
>>688104068
Afraid.
I honestly don't even know why I made the original comment. I knew there were only two possible endings; (a) post face after saying something like that or (b) look like an attention whore.
>>688104388
Nothing homosexual about a little gay sex
>>688104221
HOPE YOU STAY BORED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE YOU BITCH
>>688104171
german?
>>688104474
As long as your balls don't touch
>>688103936
timestamp or fukov
>>688104221
>>688093341
>grills on b
>>688103838
>>688102735
>>688101385
>>688101040
lame of thrones
>>688104395
Just post it anon
After thread 404s all this will be forgotten anyway
>>688096326
beautiful, kik?
>>688104734
male or female?
>>688104395
Don't worry about it bro, nobody is forcing you to do anything, guess it's just curious if more than anything
>>688104704
Fine, I guess.
>>688103891
>>688103936
>>688103936
>>688104050
>>688104069
>>688104142
what was it? what did he post? did anybody save?
>>688104805
male
>>688104734
actually fuck it, add me im flexboiimarcus
>>688104805
male, panromantic demi androsexual bicurious
why does gender matters to you you sexist fuck
>>688105083
sorry bruv im not gay, but im down to just talk
>>688105067
He posted a picture of this really nice ass. Yes, I did save.
>>688104312
We're all insecure, unhappy, empty people looking for a social ranking. It's all we live for. Why do you think 4chan exists?
>>688105067
God tier ass
sorry you missed tough luck pal
im not going to post it dont ask me
>>688105198
c-can you post it please?
>>688104901
Yeah if that's you, you have nothing to worry about
>>688104901
not even ugly anon
dont be too hard on yourself
now where's my dick pic boi
>>688105435
Here you go faggot, saved it just for you
>>688105521
Thanks but I'm definitely not doing a dick pic
>>688105352
Live for yourself, anon. Not by what other people think. Maybe then you wouldn't be unhappy, insecure, and empty.
>>688105675
MODS BAN THIS FAG
BAN HIIIIIIIIIIIIM
>>688085031
Gnarly beard
10/10
>>688105993
Why on Earth would they do that?
>>688105675
WOW.
that is...that's...that's a really nice ass. is this why people like traps?
>>688106193
That's not a trap... Right?
>>688105931
Easier said than done.
>>688106339
(He doesn't know what traps are.)
>>688105993
it just proves my point. As a hetero man, I can have my sexuality with women and that's all I need. However, gays don't seem to be able to enjoy their sexuality unless they are shoving it in someones face.
It's almost like being gay is pointless unless you get to use it to gross someone out.
>>688106609
nigger what
>>688083052
Hey this is me. I posted this pic on one of these a while back. Why are you posting it?
>>688101797
6.5/10
Would bang
>>688106389
Take an anti-depressent, man. Shit levels you the fuck out and you stop caring about all that arbitrary shit.
>>688106609
that was a good point, chuckled a bit as well. well said.
heres me
>>688106768
Hahaha this is a good reason to not post your face on 4chan. Fuckin creeps on here m8
>>688106768
tf r u talking about that was me
>>688106804
It's basically been confirmed for years now that antidepressants are no more effective than placebo pills.
Late af, hook it up
>>688106609
Not all of them are like that. It's just the ones that do stand out because it's not a normal thing to do. The generation that was homophobic is on its way out and society hasn't gotten the memo.
>>688102735
kek
>>688107105
young dieter laser/10
>>688106937
yeah lesson learned
>>688106998
can you please just not post it anymore?
>>688083726
Damn, you're a good looking dude. Wish you were here and dtf lol
>>688107057
I've heard that before too, but it most definitely effects your brain chemistry. You can feel it.
>>688085031
Hairy-ass nigga lol
>>688107105
Does that say kingman high school?
My gf said my dick was too small for her. Is it?
r8 m8's
>>688107624
looks normal to me
>>688107505
Yeah, just graduated and it's the shit I wear when I'm about to sleep lol
>>688088966
You either seem really nice and super chill or like a moderately annoying doucebag that would threaten to bash ye head in if you make a comment about his or his gfs appearance
>>688107105
Is this your school?
>>688107749
Thanks, that narrows it down a lot
>>688106609
True. Im bi and i went to school with this gay kid who referenced his sexuality literally every single day... i only ever mentioned my bisexuality once that entire semester
>>688107956
you look like my wood elf character from skyrim
>>688082841
Wake n baken.
Where's the everyday stoners
>>688083726
Pulling on the back of your shirt to try to show body better/10
>>688108293
you could have said that without mentioning you were bi
>>688104533
American with Scandinavian ancestry
>>688107105
You an AZfag?
Love you faggots
>>688109594
He is
>>688107105
but are you even still here? and if from AZ, it'd only be what, 11:40pm? That's not very late...
>>688087289
>/b/
>my board
Honestly, b is cancer, its always been cancer newfag. It always will be cancer
hey guys
>>688083582
I think you'd look nice with a smile so I'm gonna bump it to 7/10
Don't be too harsh on yourself
>>688083785
You don't look like that dude.
I'd probably say 6.5/10?
>>688112584
You look like a fucking human
>>688100517
You aren't ugly
>>688082841
I lurked, so ill contribute. Hows everyones night lads?
>>688082841
>>688104641
We exist. You're pretty cute. So are a lot of guys in this thread.
I usually like personality more than looks though. Kinda hard to judge that here cause this is a fucked up place, lol
>>688104221
I think you're pretty. I'm a mostly straight girl though
