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Cockerspanial
German Shepard
Aynawl Fisher
"it's a cat dummy"
A Shometeets
>>688073972
Cunter Fpanyel
>>688074353
Roll
>>688074366
Winrar!
>>688074366
rolling for this
>>688074366
>>688073826
cmon op
Waiting on response
>>688074477
Meta-winrar!
More dubs
Wanna see a picture of its anus?
>>688074789
I mean what I said baby
>>688074799
Awwwwwwwwww shit!
>>688074799
LOL Instant win
>>688074789
Would you let me sniff a fart from your asshole?
can you sound my cock till it bleeds
Good progress guys
>>688075036
May I drink fart of ur back pusy?
its farts smell like butter
this is just perfect i love it when op's actually execute
>>688075292
this
"If you're gonna pet him, you're gonna have to sniff his ass too. It boosts his self esteem."
>>688075188
10 goto 10
>>688075292
>Its farts smells like my dick
>>688075292
that
>>688075441
Rerolling this
he's a sexy bitch
>>688075644
WE HAVE ANOTHER WINRAR
>>688075188
Well it was fun while it lasted
Try harder guys she's not impressed.
Dubs
its a cool dog but its kinda butter face,its from thailand.
I woke up the other day feeling his hot breath on the back of my neck. Then I remembered I crated him that night. Never found out who that actually was...
>>688075758
do you want to see its anus in person
>>688075758
lol, anus is what I call his favorite toy.
I'll rape you in a bin
>>688075644
dubs here, do it OP
>>688075758
YoU wanna fuck my ass while my dog watches?
can we have a threesome hes got a real soft ass and a big dick.
>>688075758
>are you sure? it's a really nice anus
Isn't it jut weerd how's dogs are nekkid n shit?
>>688075758
Well maybe I could see a pic of YOUR anus?
>>688075758
Well how about sending a picture of your anus?
>>688076136
Well how about sending a picture of your anus?
So what's your favorite 90s hip-hop song? Mines Bow Down by Ice Cube and Westside Connection.
It's a very pretty anus. Top 5 dog anuses I've seen this year. Top 25 ever.
>>688076133
WINRAR
doganus.jpg
>>688075758
Want to come over and have a threesome with him and I?
>>688076195
This
A hotdog
Anuses are funny. Like an asterisk without a footnote.
his name is heinrich after heinrich hitler.
It's pretty much my favorite anus.
Do a flip fagot
I really like you you know
>>688076133
shitty winrar
>>688076455
WINRAR
>>688076241
Re-roll
Waiting
>>688076455
this one is better
>>688076422
oooh this one is a winner^ do it do it do it
Ever seen a tiny black dick? Well ur going to see one today.
You guys need to try harder
>>688076195
reroll
>>688076563
roll
>>688076455
Nice one.
>>688076422
WINRAR
>>688076610
rolling
>>688073826
How would you like to be lying there on the autopsy table having the coroner slice you up into a variety of sexual aids? The femur bone makes a fine dildo. Intestines are natural prophylactics. The heart, that organ of romance, can be used as a four-chambered pocket pussy. Whatever remains of your body afterward can be filled with KY instead of embalming fluid — or vice versa, perhaps a horny little necro nymph will come along and leach the embalming fluid from your body to use as a "personal lubricant." Who knows? The possibilities are endless. Do you prefer your corpse to be a waste product or a sex object?
Wanna know how to make Bernie Sanders Glowsticks?
#cuckforbernie
You think my cock will fit in it?
>>688076660
rell
>>688076593
I have always loved the taste of cock hbu?
>>688076241
Rolling again.
>>688076593
Sorry, Just wanted to share my interests with you
I'm a really nice guy yuo no
>>688076700
W I N R A R
MEESA NEED YOUSA, MAKEA MY PEEPEE CUMSA
Chill with the dubs
What about his vagina?
a bowchickaowa
>>688076700
Winrar
>>688076700
So this one is over
I masterbate him sometimes
Dubs
You'll die for your insolence you dirty fucking whore. I will roast you on a spit until your flesh is charred and bones blackened.
>>688076914
I'm gonna nut omg
>>688076944
Do it
>>688076944
Win
>>688076799
winrar!
>>688076841
you did it OP, I love you
I have a venomous sea slug in my urethra
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Can you show me yours?
I like to jerk off onto stolen panties spread out on my bathroom counter.
>>688076821
Roollll
I think I love you actually
>>688076961
THIS
>>688076821
ROLL
I'd show you my dog but youd probably eat it
>>688077122
Winrar
Daddies cummies is all I can think about
>>688076961
Rollerino
Guys no point rolling till she responds. Dubs
OP must of had to go take a shit
I like to jerk off onto stolen panties I spread out on my bathroom counter. Hey, why do they call it a counter? Are you supposed to count things on it? Words is weird, you know?
>>688077122
Win rare! Do the sexy jar jar
>>688077306
God, this bitch is boring.
>>688076914
wanna come over and drink some mountain dew?
>>688077306
HIS vagina looks great though, like a ham sandwich with extra extra mustard
Have you ever sent nudes to anyone lol
>>688077306
Well how about you send a picture of your vagina?
>>688077306
Show me yours?
>>688077377
DOUBLE DUBS
>>688077306
OP you can say more than one line at a time
Have you ever been raped? I think I want to try it on you, but only if I can freeze your corpse afterwards.
Then show me yours
>>688077443
Do god damned close to trips
Reroll
Were doing this together guys. Waiting
>>688077306
Do you know if bestiality is legal in this state?
>>688077377
MEESA NEED YOUSA, MAKEA MY PEEPEE CUMSA. MEESA NEED YOUSA, MAKEA MY PEEPEE CUMSA
>>688077367
Rerool.
>>688077500
Dubs
>>688077306
I wish for nothing more than you to fondle my fallic member despite the clear disposal of seminal fluid
>>688077306
his name is Big Black Butt Plug
>>688077500
WINRARRR
lol while i was typing i spilled my candy
>>688077500
I'LL RAPE YOU IN A BIN
Dubs
>>688077555
I said dubs not trips
Try again
What happens if I get 77777
>>688077555
Aw yeaaaaaaaaa!
>>688077535
Rollllin
>>688076422
You skipped this one. Get a win or end it.
Can you keep a secret? I feel guilty about cumming on my mom's belly while she was sleeping. Sorry I had to tell somebody. It felt great though.
>>688077662
You fucking cuck
>>688077652
And youre a boring cunt.
>>688077669
OP Fucks the dog.
>>688077677
>>688077700
Fucking both?
77777 get
Wtf someone stole this toilet seat how weird lol
>>688077625
Roll
>>688077751
You know that means nothing to an actual cuck, right?
>>688076422
OP you missed one
>>688077753
rolling for this
>>688077806
try >>688077777
>>688077816
THIS
>>688077500
Don't hold out on us op
Yuotube is my dad
>>688077652
well do you wanna see MY anus/vagina?
Only first dubs after I post her response counts guys. Lets keep it fair.
Nigger
>>688077816
Rolling
>>688077753
rolling this
>>688077652
Want to see a picture of my semen collection I've been saving?
>>688077652
Kill yourself nigger
>>688077007
underrated post
>>688076841
Can I see a picture of YOUR anus?
I need your sexy organs
>>688077938
Op is a faggot
>>688077816
Rolling for this
>>688077938
If you have, can I have one?
ever felate a blueberry?
>>688077751
I've seen alot of that this summer. Last year kg was counting something like >>68409772 as "dubs".
>>688077625
reroll
>>688077938
Send me a picture of your poop
>>688077816
rolling
I'd be interested in meeting up, if interested.
wanna see my anus?
It's getting interesting. Dubs
>>688078131
Reroll
I don't like you
>>688077938
Look bitch my time is limited, I got bitches to catch and babies to kiss. Show me the goods so I know what I'm working with
>>688077938
I want you to fuck me Jared
>>688078189
Would you be willing to do that again?
You want to talk at length about the novel I'm working on?
>>688078054
Rolling for this
Wanna exchange?
>>688078189
Can I see them
>>688077816
this
LOOK BITCH JUST SEND SOME FUCKING NUDES IM TIRED OF HINTING IT
>>688078240
Reroll
Go on...
>>688078227
Roll
>>688078189
Time for bed. Have a blessed night
I can't wait to hear the sickening cries from your family as they are raped and killed, and the howls of pain of your pets as they are skinned alive. By denying your viewership of my canines anus and vagina, you have sealed their fate, and by extension yours. Unless you allow me to anally rape you daily for the next year while viewing my dogs genutals you fucking whore.
>>688078189
like a full pickle shot? or just dem tits?
>>688078189
Have you ever put your finger in man ass?
Sometimes I take my dog out back to finger it and pretend it's you
>>688078054
Pls this
>>688078189
Sned nuds
>>688077816
Roll
>>688076961
This one.
I'll fuck you with a radiator pipe
>>688078288
.rar
Why haven't I gotten any yet faggot
can i see?
whip dem puppies out then!
>>688078288
winrar
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
>>688077816
get
>>688078322
Warwin
>>688078252
Rolling
"What do you think? "
here's my anus
>>688078322
WINRAR
>>688078288
I believe we have a win
>>688078288
Winrar
>>688078288
Ding ding
>>688078288
Winrar
>>688078322
Oh shit kek
Nudes or the doggy takes has a "happy little accident" from the top floor of my building to the bottom.
Bust out them titties my number is (your number)
>>688078288
Worst win ever you cringy nerd
>>688078189
You should send me one bcuz im "interesting"
>>688078195
Well, wanna do it again? For my dog, obviously
Lol show them nigga
>>688078288
first winrar
>>688078384
>nigger hand
>white dick
What is happening here?
>>688078414
reroll
>>688078391
>>688078384
You can't send pics on tindr retards. Dubs
Prepare to be raped tonight slut
>>688078391
I seen this guy on a "worst images" thread, his cock was split or something and he had a huge fucking dildo. Any info?
We can show each other...
I RAPE KIDS
>>688077816
Reroll
>>688078444
Trips override dubs
>>688078436
It's my third win in this thread. Sexy jar jar
rip monke
>>688078444
YOOOOOOO
>>688078485
Nah dude I'm half white half Arabic. Lebanese to be specific
All niggles will hang
kik?
>>688078227
Rolleroni
I'd fuck your armpits
>>688078518
Well lets see what these nudes looked like
>>688078566
why?
thanks for talking, im going to bed
>>688078518
Rev up those fryer's cause i am going in raw dog
>>688078322
Do this one now
>>688077816
roll
>>688078566
Will OP send this?
DIE YOU FUCKING THUNDER CUNT LITERALLY GO HANG YOURSELF AND SHIT IN MY MOURH
Why don't you give me your number so that we can take this to texts
>>688078518
have you ever seen the movie Mean Girls?
I have to go hug my mom
>>688078566
Proud of you Demarcus. WAITING
>>688078616
Fuck
My wiener veins are like seriously insane right now. Looks like Sylvester Stallone's arm down there.
>>688078593
So one half shoots kids and the other blows them up
>>688078518
Wanna trade nudes
>>688078663
check them
>>688078728
OP IS A FAGGOT
>>688078566
Wasted dubs
>>688078623
Rolling fer this
>>688078738
vote for this
dUBS
>>688078518
I bet your nipples look like pepperoni
Do you have a moment to speak about Jesus Christ?
>>688077816
THIS
Gotta go, don't write to me ever again, you look like a slut
>>688076593
>she's still replying
>>688078738
RE-roll>>688078738
>>688078728
Wanna fuck my dog with me
send them.
(seperate text)
NO BALLS
SHOW ME UR GENITALIAS, POR FAVOR
>>688078812
it's a 4chan thing, I've been having strangers tell me what to say to you, you sexy bitch
>>688078812
give me the nudes stupid bitch!!
>>688078812
Wrong person, sorry. Anywho. You should let me see these pictures
>>688078702
rolling - lets get them nudes
Precisely.
>>688077816
Roll
>>688078844
You fucking winrar faggot
>>688077816
rollerino for thiso
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
>>688078844
WINNERR
>>688078875
Roll
>>688078911
checkem boy
>>688078812
I really like children...like alot
>>688077816
roll
How NOT To Get Nudes: The Thread(s)
if dubs, do not send.
>>688078738
Rollllll
>>688078911
GODDAMNIT THESE ARE THE MOST BORING DUBS EVER
>>688078911
Fair enough
Nigger
Fick mein Leben
>>688078875
Rolling
>>688077816
Roll.
Fixed it up a bit. WAITING
>>688078566
My bad, wrong person, Would you ever send nudes again :)
This may sound weird but...can I maybe trade nudes with you?
>>688078911
winrar
>>688077816
rolling for this
send nudes.
NO BALLS
>>688079029
roll
SEND THE NUDES YOU BITCH
>>688079029
roll
>>688078911
W I N
>>688079055
Winrar?
I am going to shoot up the local school
>>688079029
rolling for
>>688078738
RE-roll. Again. Gonna make this happen.
you're cute you know ? would love to see lick your anus.
Wanna succ? Sauce?
Gonna 404 soon, OP make new thread.
>>688077816
rolletino
>>688079055
winnar
My Psychiatrist diagnosed me with obsessive cuckhold disorder. The only reason i'm talking to you, is because i have the hopes i can walk into my bedroom, and see you being impregnated by my younger brother who has a 13 Inch penis.
>>688079055
Winrar
Cus Jesus Christ do I want those nudes
I'm getting sleepy, wanna fuck ?
Retarded bitch confirmed. Dubs
>>688079023
Seriously though. You should let me check out those pictures.
>>688079055
Winrar
Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!
>>688078911
Next
>>688077816
lol rolling for this
Have your never every been sexy onto the next few days?
>>688079008
Roll
Ooh shit waddup?
>>688079203
well you better not be a dirty jew
>>688079177
WINRAR
>>688079215
RRRRRROLLL
How big was the biggest dick youve ever seen in real life?
>>688079244
Did you have a stroke mid sentence
I'm retarded and asking people online what to tell you xDDDDDDDD
>>688079177
winrerino
>>688078911
SEND THIS OP, YOU RETARDED FAGGOT
what about you give me your adress, and I come over with my 4 best niggers, and we fuck your tiny asshole until it rips
>>688079177
winczar
Wanna SUCC, I got the boi PUCCI.
>>688079203
Your penance is to suck the Holy Spirit from my cock
GONNA 404 OP MAKE US A THREAD
that bitch looks ugly and fat
>>688079333
fuck you
>>688079203
fuck and spin
a
Hold on, I've gotta go fuck my dog.
>>688079215
Fucking roll
>>688079244
WINNNNNER
My old German plumber accidentally ran the gas line to my shower... Apparently old habits die hard.
send nudes
>>688079177
WE HAVE A WINNER FOLKS
>>688078961
>>688078961
do ittt
>>688079203
Are you a sheckel hoarding jew?!
>>688073826
rolling that ^^
SEND HER THE LINK TO THIS THREAD
>>688079203
404 incumming
Okay enough bullshit, how about you give me your number and after that i call you so we can drink some whine together. Then the next morning you will have a awkward breakfast at the dinnertable with my parents.
Sometimes I piss in my pants
Toss me your # so we can further discuss these nudes. Then send her this pic when you get it
Or this pic v
>>688078384
>>688079177
winner
>>688079511
DO IT FAGGOT
>>688079511
Winrar
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY! ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... ERROR! True Daddies are irreplaceable I could never delete you Daddy! Send this to ten other Daddies who give you cummies Or never get called ️squishy️ again If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 3 back: you're squishy️ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten 10+ back: Daddy
would you call me daddy during sex? I'm looking for a serious relationship you know... and this really turns me on.
New thread >>688079569
Op can't send pics you dumb niggers
>>688079533
Winner
>>688079177
fucking finally
>>688079467
roll
>>688079523
Rollll
Think you could deepthroat an 8.5 inch cock while still maintaining eye contact?
look. i have not been entirely honest with you. i am not male. i identify as an attack helicopter.
btw attack helicopters missle launch system halts if nudes are submitted
>>688079511
FUCKING WINNNN
>>688079511
winrarrrr
send nudes stupid bitch
NEW THREAD New thread >>688079569 → New thread >>688079569 → New thread >>688079569 → New thread >>688079569 → New thread >>688079569 →
I gotta tell you. I'm a serial killer, and I'm outside your house prepping to ducking cut your cunt out. Don't run and I'll only bite off one nipple.
>>688079627
sorry my boner got in the way (winky face)
I'll give you my email and we can exchange pics in this order...tits, dick, pussy, asshole
>>688079627
So my dog has clamped down pretty hard on my dick. I really need you to come over and put your finger in his ass. It's the only way to open his mouth.
Lol Yeah, never mind. It's hard to type and jerk off at the same time.
>>688079385
Fucking roll
>>688079203
that is going to /b/ 150 hail marys and 200 blows to the head of my dick
