![IMG_20160605_205448_613[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cmsbcKY.jpg "IMG_20160605_205448_613[1].jpg")
opened this old can of cream of coconut in my pantry
dubs decides if i drink it
>>688068966
well, you got dubs. you decide.
>you better drink it
>>688068966
off to a good start
Drink it
>>688068966
Do it
do it
>>688069334
Do ittt
do it
>>688068966
put it in your pooper.
>>688069466
Oh shit drink it faggot
You got dubs. Fucking drink it.
>>688069533
nice.
Still, take a funnel and pour it into pooper.
>>688069588
fuck nevermind I guess you drink it.
>>688069588
HAHAHAHA check em mother fucker.
>>688069466
Winrar
Heat it up first op
multiple dubs say drink....it has been decided.
Dubs get thread?
>>688069533
The call is with this anon
Decide this faggots fate
>>688068966
>>688069466
>>688069533
>>688069588
this is now a get thread
>>688069766
And drink
>>688069466
>>688069588
Dubs confirm that you have to drink it op.
>>688069588
Winrar fucking drink it!
>>688069766
Dubs thread confirmed.
![blablabla[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yKdK829.jpg "blablabla[1].jpg")
>>688069466
>>688069588
Op is faggot he won't do it
Chug fucker!!
![IMG_20160605_210320_716[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XwVIYJ3.jpg "IMG_20160605_210320_716[1].jpg")
>>688069466
down the hatch
U must do it my friend
>>688070178
Drink it all
>>688070178
Now post your vomit.
Awhh shit!
>>688070178
Yasssss
>>688070178
He is actually doing it, impressive.
All hail op
>>688070178
Op isn't too much of a faggot
nioce
>>688070178
>>688070178
the absolute madman.
![IMG_20160605_210641_526[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DGA8A49.jpg "IMG_20160605_210641_526[1].jpg")
its quite disgusting ill give you that much tastes like a dead mouse inside a coconut
my mothers husband probably put it there at least 6+ years ago theres no date on it tho idk if the dent in the can compromised the integrity of the can
Delivered
Piss in it and drink the rest
>>688070334
not feeling it yet
>>688070331
thats the plan
>>688070683
This kills the OP.
>>688070683
drink it all
Enema the rest
>>688070683
call poison control right now, botulism kill you fucking fast.
>>688070178
Epic mustache bitch
>>688070683
You madman you
>>688070522
The dubs have deemed OP worthy.
>>688070858
fuck yes
>>688070868
Yea. Or not. If u r stupid enough to drink it I think you deserve a Darwin award.
Heat it up
Look what I have started.... lord may you forgive me...?
>>688070858
Best of both worlds. Enema!
Also, dubs commanded. No calling poison control.
>>688071044
chug it
Put dick in it then enema it
This is now a botulism thread.
>>688071143
today OP was pretty cool
![IMG_20160605_211220_026[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2fOlyi8.jpg "IMG_20160605_211220_026[1].jpg")
this is no good
>>688070683
OP isnt a faggot
Stick your dick in it, scrape it off, suck the shit off your hands.
this the day we lose an OP that delivah
>>688071263
This
>>688068966
do it homosexual post results
>>688071489
this.
>>688071406
>Stick your dick in it, scrape it off, suck the shit off your hands.
Do it fgt
>>688071342
Says the man still drinking.
You gon die honky!
Jizz in it, they're practically the same consistency.
>>688071547
OP already delivered faggot
>>688071342
This is no bueno
>>688070683
gj op you just got botulism
Did it make a hiss when you opened it?!!!
![IMG_20160605_211432_832[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YuIFJ4t.jpg "IMG_20160605_211432_832[1].jpg")
missed the money shot
Cut dick on the top you took of mix blood drink the rest
>>688071583
Settle down you literal homosexual. I'm sure you can find that shit on any porn site
>>688071342
I'm not joking CALL 911 YOU COULD DIE.
By the time you notice the symptoms of botulism you won't be able to do shit, fam!
![IMG_20160605_211530_918[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Gid7gVn.jpg "IMG_20160605_211530_918[1].jpg")
vomit
>>688068966
What this is supposed to look like, i believe.
When you inevitably vomit, do it into the can, saran wrap it and stick it in the fridge. Don't tell the person who finds it what it really is.
![IMG_20160605_211539_700[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mimkKR4.jpg "IMG_20160605_211539_700[1].jpg")
>>688071951
but im not done
Op here, my vision is a little blurry and my stomach is cramping. Maybe it was bad after all.
You will die OP, you might as well just put bullet in your Brain if you want to kill yourself.
Don't.
>>688072046
oooh nice.
>>688072204
Yeah! My man! Today OP was not a faggot.
>>688072204
You're a big man.
>>688072212
I'd call poison control. You might die.
>>688072212
f a k e
>>688072204
OP I'm not joking, I'm seriously worried that you might die. This is no fucking joke dude, by the time you notice symptoms it's too late.
CALL POISON CONTROL FOR FUCK SAKES
also: kek.
>>688072488
Believe in the heart of the dubs.
>>688072426
Maybe... it's getting hard to swallow anyway.
op you'll be awwwwright
>>688072046
hey i smoke the same ciggys
>>688072677
dubs says you're fine keep going. Has dubs been wrong at all this thread?
Don't be like that. That's got to be a fucking delicacy in China somewhere, OP.
>>688072639
Kek
Hard to swallow? You gon die m8
Rip op
note-to-self: today OP was not a faggot
If dubs drink hot sauce to mix the flavor
>>688073084
roll
>>688068966
>get a baking dish or pan
>place your ipad in it
>pour it in
give it to your pet
>>688073266
>>688073262
you niggers are late
>>688073041
THIS. PLEASE PLEASE CALL POISON CONTROL!!!
OP is kill
>>688073433
Dubs confirm. RIP op.
>>688073266
Maybe if OP was still alive...but...
>>688073433
im burping a lot is that bad?
>>688071342
Watch out for the following symptoms:
>drooping eyelids
>blurred or double vision
>facial muscle weakness
>difficulty swallowing
>slurred speech
>breathing difficulties
It means you're soon to be paralysed.
>>688073606
if you aren't yet paralyzed keep posting.
>>688068966
stick your dick in it before you drink it
>>688071827
I don't understand. What's happening?
>>688069466
this is me. did i just make op kill himself?
>>688073606
He said a bit ago he had difficulty swallowing
OP just became an hero in this thread.
![IMG_20160605_213050_239[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4eYpgWJ.jpg "IMG_20160605_213050_239[1].jpg")
last bit my throat is a little tight but not troublesome
>>688073785
Best guess, yes. He will be paralyzed, then die from botulism brought on by that can of bullshit you made him drink. Good job anon you killed a man
The fucking chunks. THE FUCKING CHUNKS!!!
Op shall now be remembered as dead coconut
>>688074028
He lives! OP is Jesus.
>>688072204
FUCKING. LEGEND.
>>688074028
>>688074028
dude...
>>688074028
CALL
911
NOW
NOT
JOKING
DUDE
![IMG_20160605_213127_798[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bysPjvi.jpg "IMG_20160605_213127_798[1].jpg")
>>688074131
dead coconut man*
>>688074028
Snort a chunk pls
>>688074028
Man, look, you need to call 911. Now.
Coconut head* will be the new "too soon".
>>688074028
I don't believe you actually ate any of it. No one is that fucking dumb and desperate for attention.
Unless you're actually trying to an hero.
>>688074261
are you rhett from good mythical morning?
Goodbye coconut man.
![IMG_20160605_213152_212[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FOhZoC4.jpg "IMG_20160605_213152_212[1].jpg")
gg
?is water good?
>>688074188
>>688074399
hey i got two dubs in a row. thats pretty good!
>>688074261
Alright, cool, fun's over now. Please call 911. This is for your own good.
>>688074343
I don't know, I mean given that he's ignored all our warnings, maybe it's best we let Darwin handle this one.
>>688074028
rip op greatest of all time
"Float like a butterfly, sting like botunilum"
>>688074435
911. NOW.
>>688074435
Where do you live OP? We need to know so we can look up the local news in your area tomorrow morning..
Coconut head call 911
>>688074384
this
Go to hospital and post while your there. But please call 911 or go to the ER, best to be safe
>>688074591
KEK
>>688074717
This
>>688074556
Fuck, I don't know...
This is legit worrying me.
>>688074435
OP please, call 911
>>688070683
>idk if the dent in the can compromised the integrity of the can
If it's a bulged can, it's a problem. Dented can is not a problem.
Will my dubs save this man find out on the next episode of coconut head z
>>688074797
Who knew that even in /b/, people still look or for others well being..
>>688074927
True.
>>688074986
apparently not, R I P
>>688074261
Jesus christ anon you madman
To my future self, when you read the inevitable archive:
You tried your best to stop OP. Don't feel bad about it. The guy was dead set on doing this. He's an hero now.
>>688074927
we don't know what the dent looked like tbh
>>688074435
Bronze the can and save it for posterity.
>>688074556
>>688075225
This is good to read, I needed that.
>>688074520
>>688074118
rad
If dubs you call 911.
If trips you call 911 and livestream the ambulance ride from your phone.
Rolling.
>>688075225
He died because you were too much of a faggot to save him
>>688075355
Checked.
Were you hungry? Is that all there was to eat?
Is OP now kill?
Give us a update OP!
>>688075401
ROLLING AGAIN FOR THIS
>>688075504
Oh god. What if OP is poor as fuck and this was some last chance gamble that he left up to us?
RIP.
>>688075401
rolling, if OP cares
Enjoy your botulism
>>688075631
Rolling for dubs or trips
Poor op will remember you an hero
>>688075631
Roll
>>688075401
Rolling rolling rolling
>>688075631
Rooollllll
>>688075401
Roooollll
>>688075770
Dubs checked
>>688075977
U DID IT
>>688075977
checkem OP
if you're alive.
Check em.
>>688075977
YES.
DUBS.
CHECK EM.
>>688074261
Nigga, what?
...
>>688075675
>>688074118
>>688071951
>>688071750
>>688071276
>>688070868
Grab some Pepto-bismol if you have botulism. It's great!
someone screencap this
op??
RIP OP. You were not a faggot today.
>>688074028
Yes
Cops plz
Posting in ep1c bread
You better not die, you madman
Has OP left us?
>>688076555
Checked
Well, RIP OP.
It has been a wild ride.
>>688076555
Trips commands you survive, OP.
June 5th, 2016.
The day a OP was truly not a faggot and he shall remain forever in our hearts and his thread forever remembered for honoring thy dubs.
Amen.
>>688075977
OH FUCK CHECKERRRRRS
>>688075977
OP I rolled dubs, so please call 911. You have to listen to dubs.
If not that, then check out:
>>688076555
He got trips. That means you have to live. You have no choice.
>>688076713
Amen.
>>688076713
Amen <3
>>688076313
You're wrong. Tums only for botulism
Anyone have anymore?
>>688076338
Please someone screencap lol i want the future to remember this
>>688070868
>>688071951
>>688072508
>>688072518
>>688073359
>>688074197
>>688074343
>>688074529
>>688074670
>>688074744
>>688074797
>>688074898
>>688075401
>>688075770
>>688075977
JEEZ. what's up with the fucking white knights? since when does /b/ give a shit if someone dies or not? what the fuck happened to this board, why does it look like i'm on 9gag or tumblr? fuck man, this makes me sad....
>>688076822
M E T A D U B P O S T I N G
>>688071342
>good job OP
now die
>>688077020
This.
Op is kill :^(
>>688077020
It's called /b/rotherhood you faggot. OP delivered so he's a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything.
>>688070683
nah that makes it better.
for us.
>>688075290
Kek
>>688077020
What's wrong for looking out for one of our own? Who gives a shit if a 9fager dies? We look out for us.
>>688077020
School's out and all the cool people moved on with their lives. Or offed themselves. Probably going to join the latter soon.
>>688077020
underage detected
>>688074802
Faggot
>>688077156
*he was
>>688077273
Due to smart phones summerfags are here year round. No escape. RIP.
>>688077156
this tbh
Someone does need to take screenshots of this before it 404s
what the fuck
Well, OP. Today is your day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0TzUNti3rY
>>688077437
Kek
>>688077539
https://archive.is/owSRM
I've got you fam.
>>688077247
that's what a 9fager says, faggot. old /b/ wasn't about looking out for anybody, motherfucker
old /b/ even made threads on false-guides of making "crystals" which would actually kill you very painfully if made.
nowadays it's just traps, cucks, waifus, white knights...faggots in general. fuck this
>>688077539
Done, but they are crappy phone screenshots
>>688076713
Amen
>>688076962
shut the fuck up carlos
Rolling for quints.
Save OP!
>>688077385
>projecting
>>688077668
>Forgetting about the charitable and humanitarian work of old /b/
Newfag detected.
>>688068966
>>688070178
>>688070683
>>688071342
>>688071827
>>688072046
>>688072204
>>688074028
>>688074261
>>688074435
LONG LIVE THE COCONUT KING
HAIL COCONUT KING
LONG LIVE COCONUT KING
HAIL COCONUT KING
>>688077668
Don't recall crystals here since 08
>>688077668
Faggot, a true /b/tard would have lurked long enough to not fall for that shit
All it was meant to do was weed out the newfags
>>688078036
This.
It's like when people would trick newfags into getting party vanned or into wiping their harddrives. All in good fun to punish people who don't lurk.
In all seriousness, OP is prop on his way to the ER..
>>688074028
Did OP died
Is there any way we can discern OP's location through his pictures so we can send him the emergency medical assistance that he will likely be in dire need of?
Meanwhile OP is dying horribly.
>>688078250
Or was too an hero to call them
>>688078036
not the point, idiot. there wasn't fucking white knights then.
/b/ played the game like it was meant to. guy says he'll kill himself? b8 or not fucking do it
nowadays? a million suicide hotline call messages of "don't do it" and tumblrfags sharing their pathetic little teenage melodramatic stories.
if you think that's right in this board...shame on you.
was glow stick vein guy ever confirmed an hero?
well this thread was depressing
>>688076338
http://i.imgur.com/FQjhymP.jpg
>>688078277
No, you fucking faggot
OP died in glory
>>688078551
i want to know this as well
10/10 thread
>>688078501
>there weren't white knights on old /b/
then why do we have the ancient white knight memes you faggot?
>>688078501
This.
Everyone chips in with their, "I've been there /b/ro"
>>688078501
sit down and shut the fuck up op delivered all that counts.
He was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day. He was an hero, to drink that cream, to leave us all behind. God do we wish we could take it back, And now he’s on our minds. OP was an hero, to leave us feeling like this, Our minds are rubber, our joints don’t work, Our tears fall into abyss. He was an hero, chug that chunky cream, In life it wasn’t his task, He shouldn’t have had to go that way, before an decade’d past. Now he sits there in my heart, this hero of mine, Always there to make me smile, Make me feel just fine. He had courage,that man did, courage in his heart. To swallow that coconut cream, To end his pain, To tear us all apart. But in the end, he died in courage. Lacking, nevermore, He died a hero, OP did, And we’ll love him forevermore. We love you like an brother. We miss you so much. We will always love you, man. Rest In Peace OP.
wait op do you have any more old cans of coconut milk or other shit you can drink?
>>688078788
theres worse I suppose, /b/ changed, who cares
>inb4 gtfo newfag
no newfag, just not a faggot who gets overly invested into a website
>>688078813
it's ONE op delivering....in a shitstorm of 100 OPs daily who don't, you fucking faggot. /b/ nowadays is just baits and faggotry.
anyone who says otherwise is in denial
>>688078778
THAT shit was fuckin crazy but who knows cancer patients they use radioactive dyes to trace blood flow
>>688077668
that was posted /diy/ faggot
>>688079167
It was proven fake
you stupid cunts realize he could of just poured it out
>>688079250
This
Plus there was an anon who posted a fresh open can of the same thing and the contents looked identical
I say it's a 40% chance that OP delivered on something that's no more impressive than drinking pickle juice
>>688079250
You're ruining our fun you cockhead
it's like you've never mourned an hero.
>>688079250
could have*
>>688079242
source?
>>688079250
I say nay... I BELIEVE OP today. That stache was way too sick for him to be a liar.
>>688078501
I don't think you get what /b/ was or is about.
It's not some edgy place for faggots like you to act cool because you saw some "really fucked up shit hurr durr"
/b/ IS cancer, and a cesspool, but only because of the lowdown, fucked-up pieces of shit that inhabit it. The types of people who have been shunned at every turn of their life. But they're still human, and if the place where they find solace is filled with like-minded people? We stick up for each other, because it fucking hurts sometimes, and helping another makes you feel good about yourself, if only for a little bit
The only "kill yourself" memes were directly at cunts who were violating a "sacred" space
Yes I know I sound like the most white-knight faggot on the planet
>>688079250
Then he pranked us, so what?
>>688079066
/b/ for me is just entertainment for the ride to work or when I can't sleep at night. It's just hard not to notice all the repetitive shit that everyone tries to do, "better" than the other person
>>688079600
kill yourself
>>688075365
Isn't that guy on the left the guy who made vomit cake with pappu
>>688079559
It was in the same thread, the guy just rubbed it on his arm you can see some of the smear marks in another pic he posted. There's another jpg out there that conclusively debunks it but I don't have it. I'm definitely not the only one here who's seen it
>>688079600
newfag detected
>>688079743
Maxmoefoe
>>688078501
There's a difference between a retard who doesn't lurk and someone who is willing to deliver some fucking OC to keep people interested
And OP delivered, so have at least a shred of decency for someone who's done more that your ass to keep this site interesting
Plus, we can watch him do more stupid shit if he stays alive
>>688079600
who the fuck cares
kill yourself faggot
>>688078777
Checked
>>688079525
I agree with that number. Op you are 40% fag
>>688079600
yeah..........no.
>>688077020
we want the people who do dumb shit like this to continue to populate this board.
>>688079600
that was sum retardation on a whole new level boy
It would take an op miracle to resurrect this thread
>>688080108
>OP isn't a faggot
>>688080522
this thread is beyond resurrection
>>688080552
Dubs
Check em
>>688080825
![[Worried Laughter].gif](https://i.imgur.com/l0GDais.gif "[Worried Laughter].gif")
I think it is safe to assume that OP is dead now?
>>688080787
But you aren't
>>688068966
drink it? where do you think you are, you're pouring it into your asshole.
>>688081507
slowpoke.jpeg
if voldemort wanted to keep that locket safe he should have used this stuff instead of shit water or whatever Dumbledore drank
>>688081630
I just found the thread buddy and took a chance. Couldn't afford to miss the chance, but now that I'm here I'm enjoying the show.
>>688080787
It was fun though.
>>688081683
>>688079600
Try a McSuicide, Mr. Faghettie
>>688081800
Opay bubby
>>688081683
>>688081800
when u find it, read it first retard
