No rekt bread, lets bake one
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No rekt bread, lets bake one
>>688066288
Wow
>>688066344
Great title fam
>>688066288
This guy played way to much assassins creed.
>>688066344
did he really not mean to shoot himself? how can you fuck up that bad?
>>688067276
wtf happened
>>688067276
pretty fly for a dead guy
>>688067101
i want to run in an open fucking field
>>688065766
This is why they need affirmative action to get into schools and land jobs. They scream that it's because of inequality, racism, and whitey trying to keep them down in general. All it is really is them not giving a fuck and treating everything as if it's a fucking joke. They are incapable of taking anything seriously unless it is drugs, putting respek on their name, or material shit like clothing and rims.
>>688066908
beta nigger punched the alpha nigger three times before he even bothered to whoop his ass
>>688067439
Really? You can't tell?
>>688067728
That's why he asked faggot
>>688065766
Kek! the monkey deserved it.
>>688066908
nice title
>>688066288
Context ? More infos ? Sauce ?
>>688065766
>>688066908
The only reason I look in rekt threads anymore is to observe such karmic justice.
>>688067862
Pretty goddamn obvious a part of moving train hit his head you retard.
>>688066288
What the fuck ?
>>688067681
fuck that guy man, these kind of people
>>688065766
is there a longer version of this anywhere?
>>688068168
this is not a 'rekt aftermath' thread
>>688066344
"Yo, man, mind if I put this here? I gotta bleed for a minute. Damn, I didn't sleep good last night..."
>>688068168
What's happening here?
>>688067101
My worst nightmare
>>688068275
Dog mauled a kid. Had to be put down. At least they didn't torture him.
>>688067642
what? how can you look at that webm and not see the system oppressing those hard-working black children? check your privilege shitlord.
/s
>>688068168
>kek
I've seen the original so many times funny to see the aftermath
>>688066908
>GET THE FUCK OFF THE BUS
>WAIT HOLD ON I FORGOT ONE
>>688066288
russia is terrible
and so is almost all of eastern europe
>>688067101
my claustrophobia
>>688067871
GTApedestrian.webm
>>688067690
that was an assisted descent
>>688067681
I FEEL THE RAGE BUILDING ENOUGH!!! FIRST SHOT DID IT
>>688066455
did he die?
>>688067681
Cringe material
>>688065766
I never get tired of watching this, wish there was a longer version, I want to know:
Why the monkeys were going ape
how many racial slurs they pointed at the guy they were pissing off
how many dindus were nuffin
and if he ended up punching them
>>688068890
that last punch is what makes the video
>>688068106
Guy walks into store. Clerk comes over to help. Guy pulls out knife and begins stabbing girl. She tries to get away but guy holds on, stabbing her multiple times in the head, neck, and chest. Eventually girl gets away and escapes off camera. Guy does the same.
Hope this helps, anon.
>>688067871
gta
>>688066908
I GO HARD ON YO MUTHAFUCKIN FACE NIGGA
I DRIVE YOU PLACES NIGGA
WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINKIN NIGGA
>>688068168
original webm anyone?
>>688068962
No, he is just out cold. If he was hit hard enough to kill him his arms and legs would have gone stiff due to the brain trauma.
>>688069048
That's an all girls school and the one pissed is another girl. Are you really that blind?
>>688069211
checked
>>688068923
triple kill
>>688069372
thanks anon
>>688067054
LPG converted.
>>688068908
and it´s only getting worse with all that niggers migrating.
>>688068844
I'm LATE!!!
>>688069372
i'm always amazed at no titties poppin out of this.
>>688069451
>hey, before you start, you should know not to lock your kn
>OH I LOVE THAT MANSPLAINING, PLEASE CONTINUE
>... never mind. go right ahead.
>>688069672
AHHHH makes me cringe
>>688069451
nopenopenope can't watch that shit
besides that dog with maggots in his skin, this is the worst thing I've ever seen
>>688069594
That's just cute, but also kinda fucked up.
>>688066908
Strenght>Dexterity
>>688067554
LOL wtf is with the dude on the crane in the bacground
>>688069594
still funny
>>688069876
only cuz he aint skilled evasion yet
>>688069762
Can't you just feel your ligaments tearing and the searing pain as they do?
>>688069876
Rogues act like hot shit, but everyone knows they'd do just fine if not better with a tank instead.
>>688069388
>Are you really that blind
you cant tell if it is a male or female, not exactly like he/she has tits or a beard
>>688067101
what happened to him ?
>>688070035
you're not helping anon
>>688070109
The mannerisms are pretty feminine, and I think I see a little boobage.
>>688070133
checked
>>688070109
Does nobody have any analytical skills anymore? Even a child could tell there are no guys in that video.
>>688067857
Fucking kek
>>688067101
This is why you don't go in caves you have no business being in. Fucking amateur hour
>>688070090
kekd at title
but this isn't rekt, they're all fine, nothing really happened
>>688069672
This person clearly frequented /b/
>>688067642
Take that shit to /pol/.
>>688068168
Pink top bitch is a MaJOR FUCKING WHORE LMAOOOO
She just got pisspounded in a boat and all it made her do it cum. Shes rubbing her tits aftermath and everything
>>688070090
Ground control to Major Tom . . .
>>688070509
A plane exploded. So, something happened.
Also, those hugs at the end of the full video make me happy.
>>688066344
I feel bad for laughing at someone dying but damn
>>688070416
>implying there are situations where caves need to be entered for purposes beyond wandering around like a dipshit
inb4 muh training
>>688070733
wtf man
>>688070733
Can someone give backstory on this? The look of terror in his eyes gets me everytime
>>688067857
>the filename
kek
>>688068346
ylyl
>>688070900
hold the door
>>688070892
I heard from another Anon that the kid stole from a local drug dealer
>>688070892
>>688070889
the kid had stolen a gun and was trying to sell it, ended up that the "buyer" was the original owner and was fucking pissed
>>688070733
story??
>>688070733
Here's the story
>kid stole a gun from a drug dealer
>tries to sell it back to him
>lol, dumbass thought a drug dealer wouldn't be strapped at all times
>pop
>ded
>>688069587
Almost a good tourniquet, he's gotta put a sturdy stick under the cloth, then turn it until the bleeding stop. Also good to note the exact time so the doctors know how long it's been in case it's possible to re-attached
>>688070892
Kid stole cameraman's gun and was trying to sell it, cameraman caught him and shot him
At least that's what I was told the last time I saw this clip
>>688070892
The kid stole the guy his gun. He tried selling it back to him, but you can say it backfired.
>>688068346
wtf was that?
>>688067871
did his gun back fire on him?
>>688070408
If only his dumbass mom strapped him in
>>688070733
>date] [Auto] No new posts
The guy who shot him, comes on /B to repost the fucking thing in every rekt thread.
Kind of a dick
>>688071094
Underrated
>>688066344
the loop is perfect
>>688070090
wow this would make for a cool story if you survived it. seems like a lot of the dudes had parachutes. pilots were probably fucked tho
>>688070601
link to full video pls?
>>688070733
the fucking nerve of this guy.
Poaching for ivory on fucking camera
>>688071212
Russian roulette ?
>>688067101
Soooooo did he die down there? What's the story with this?
>>688070365
not exactly great quality is it, every time I have watched it I haven't been focusing on the white persons anatomy
>>688071212
what happened?
>>688071440
Bump
>>688066344
>shoots self in chest
>barely flinch
>calmly place the gun on the counter
>contemplate experience
>continue contemplating
>shit maybe this was a bad idea
>die
This is the most fascinating suicide I've ever seen.
>>688070733
>>688070889
>>688070892
>>688071023
>>688071251
It's proven fake though.
>>688071312
No, actually. Not a single casualty.
>>688066344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ
>>688071212
>Dads pissed at some
>hands him gun, tells him to kill himself
>an heros
>>688071312
Everyone survived.
>>688071582
No it didn't. Show me.
>>688071582
Prove it
>>688069235
nice
>>688071212
The fucking head slap
>>688066575
BAA GOD KING HES BROKEN IN HALF!
>>688071446
Apparently his son was suicidal, so the dad gave him the gun and said something along the lines of "If you want to kill yourself so badly, then do it."
Of course this is all second hand info from anon, so I don't know for sure.
>>688067554
jesus fucking christ......that's my biggest fear on the track
>>688069587
That's the worst tourniquet I've ever seen
>>688071777
checked
>>688065766
the fact that the video stops prematurely and that there is literally NO context outside of the video, or research, or any news info about this particular event makes me insanely curious about what the hell happened afterwards? Room full of niggers and a white guy/girl fucks her up badly? It clearly didn't end with an apology by the nigger for nigging.
>>688066288
Thank god thay dont have guns is russian otherwise he culd of jsut shot her and she wont have survived.
>>688070733
kid had such a fucking shootable face, i didn't feel bad one bit.
i've never seen someone so fucking stupid looking that it actually made me angry..
>>688070892
ivory hunt in brazil , not so many elephants left there and people are so poor you know
>>688071446
dad angry at kid and tells him to kill self. kid shoots himself. dad initially thinks kid aimed at him, but missed. eventually dad realises, and everybody get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
>>688071886
What are you checking?
If its the fucking numbers... is there some kind of registry where dubs and trips are kept?
are you the keeper of checks?
>>688069672
>well at least I'm not this guy
>>688071582
>>688071733
Search for "seu buceta".
>rekt thread
>>688068524
lol that walk away
>>688070674
clover crashed twice trying to load that thanks fam
>>688068349
Cant link because of phone but look up "dancing girl knocked off school desk and falls - insane reaction" on youtube
>>688068524
love that dance in the end
>>688072069
forty keks to you good sir
>>688072072
Get out newfag
>>688067681
MORE
>>688072072
check this out:
>>688072111
checked
>>688072037
Bro i understand. You gotta do what you gotta do to survive in brazil. So sad it happened to such a majestic creature.
>>688071419
>>688071446
Dad is angry with the son for some shit, maybe because he's a loser with no job at his age.
They argue, and Dad pulls out his gun, loads it and puts it on the table, telling his son to shoot him if he thinks he's man enough.
The Son takes the gun but instead shoots and kills himself. The Dad had his back to him, so he thought the Son tried to shoot him but missed, so he turns back around and slaps his head as if to say "you fucking idiot."
Dad realizes what actually happened, and falls to the floor in grief. The mom does the same. They're just screaming and crying with grief over their dead son. Without audio and context, the shit looks weird.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/0UDAkjg4mYg/hqdefault.jpg
>>688071487
I have seen some shit, but this is the worst thing I have ever seen.
>>688071487
rename it, magician's magic hankercheif
>>688068211
Okay here's a better phrased question then.
What part of a train car hangs out like that and is sturdy enough to kill a man in the depicted manner?
>>688072112
I see the kid. I don't speak Spanish tho.
>>688071487
Feels good to be gay. I'll take dick over that any day.
>>688071212
this is y guns shoud be banned :( depresion with a gun is more deadly than without 1.
>>688071582
There's always one of you faggots
>>688072407
loose chain, it's obvs a sand nigger country so no regs
>>688072407
A dildo
>>688072314
How do i check this post?
>>688071586
chick on bottom right took it like a boss, faggot top right flipped the fuck over
>>688067862
>>688067862
Or hes being a cancerous faggot shitposting and claiming it's trolling vy asking what happened in an obvious video
Kill yourself cocksucker
Wheres the fucking faggot that tries to derail all these threads I hopes he's dead
>>688067554
what gets me is how that "safety helmet" kind of bursts open like construction paper what the hell
>>688071487
are they removing a tape worm from her ass?
dunno what this is, I'll just post
>>688068168
>that ass tho
>>688072474
fuck you libfag
>>688072474
And being a total pussy is inevitable without one.
How about some self control little piggy? The rest of us seems to be fine with them.
>>688072785
That was a public service. One less single mom for tax payers to support.
>>688072854
no its a post op tranny procedure
>>688072785
she actually survived that
>>688072604
Checked
>>688072974
Rename to "OneLessWellfareCheck".
>>688072665
he and the rekd=/=gore guy are ded
>>688069701
my first thought was wtf no tits pooped out
>>688069451
wtf happened?
>>688067276
I'm pretty sure those idiot kids learned their lesson
>>688071487
Fucking kill it.
>>688071212
all parents should be forced to watch this
>>688068346
>when you try to rocket jump in tf2
>>688066344
story?
Can I check'd?
>>688067054
So that's how Muslims collect hot wheels
>>688073024
Why God do you take from us magnificent people like Adolf but you leave hoes like this alive
>>688072785
>>688072905
nigger took the b8 lol
>>688073102
kek
>>688072466
checked. and that was once a dick /b/ro
>>688073208
kek
>>688071487
That was once a man.
>>688069587
I don't think the tourniquet is helping
>>688067101
Fast and Furious 7: 2 Cave 2 Deep
>>688072474
Because pills, bridges, tall buildings, knives, cars, garden tools, liberals, cops, and many other ways to kill yourself all don't exist right?
>>688071440
They got him out, he was fine.
>>688067054
Nerve gas, visible kind
>>688073213
Once upon a time, there was a nigra who wanted to rob a store. The genie of the store, he say no, kys. And the nigra did.
De end. Night night anon, sweet dreams.
>>688073522
kek
>>688068051
I actually masturbated to the full video once
I think I'm somewhere between the "disgusting" and "ascended" categories
>>688073499
Checked and keked sir
>>688073522
thanks for nothing grandpa you fucking waste of space
>>688069114
thanks fam
>>688066963
really wished they died...
>>688068911
Can you explain the feeling anon
My gran has it and I just don't understand what's not to like about squeezing into a small space and sitting there for a wile
>>688072143
underrated post
>kek
>>688073005
here comes a new challenger
>>688070679
nigger go fuck yourself
>hurr hurr two numbers matched up gotta point it out every fucking time
>>688073019
Oh, those Saudi princes and their silly stunts.
>>688067276
Nerve gas everywhere.
>>688072457
Kek
>>688073440
Now it's a monster
>>688073176
She locked her knees.
>>688072457
I only laugh because I don't see small dogs as actual dogs.
They're the 5 foot nothing, steroid using manlets.of the dog world
>>688073869
Checked
>He mad
>>688073869
kys
>>688071487
mentalillness.webm
>>688073019
no fucking sense of survival in those animals.
>>688074059
Thats loltastic my good sir hehehehe
>>688074133
>bayblade.webm
>>688072527
he is still alive. the kid is on youtube, also notice in the video the way he falls looks very staged and theres no blood
>>688073682
everyone pay attention- shit like this comment is what "edgy" is. Saying stupid shit like masturbating to something in a rekt thread.
The sooner we all understand that, the sooner we can get this place back on track.
>>688066288
fuck. WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER poor bastard...
>>688074352
Kill yourself
>>688069372
Nerve gas is way more powerful on the water
>>688073019
>inshallah
Allah will protect me so I have no need for a seat belt.
>>688067101
how the hell this guy ended in this shit
>>688073951
GOOD GOD
>>688069672
What the fuck!?
I need the story of this one?
>>688074369
>nobodyhasevermadethisjokebefore.avi
>>688071212
kids kills self.
family has collective seizure
>>688068844
Lost
>>688072659
Or you've become so cynical you think anyone and everyone is out to fuck with you in some way shape or form.
And in the off chance that he is a troll, so what? What are you going to do about it? Sit there and be angry?
Deep breaths, nigga. Some people legitimately aren't out to get you. Treat folks with kindness. Don't be a raging bull with everyone you meet.
>>688067690
>file name
Someone make the whole thing shake when the whale hits the ground, would be gold
why are there no animals getting rekt, not that I enjoy that
>>688074039
Melvin vs Chad
>>688067439
he got his fucking head cut off wtf did you think happened jesus
>>688074426
Rawlling for this
>>688070408
i wonder what he would have said to whomever he was on the phone with.
"sorry mate, had to catch a flying baby"
>>688074039
>THE FILE NAME
>THE FILE NAME
>>688074715
smooth
>>688069114
LOL I C WAT U DID THERE
>>688072069
dude fucking win congrats anon
