Breaking up with my girl of 2 years, hoe wants me to write a letter explaining how I'm feeling. You know the drill, one word/post.
(for reference, I'm breaking up with her after catching her trying to get with one of my mates)
I'll start.
Dear Jemima
you're
a
Cunt
>>688027897
nigger
fantastic
Sincerely
>>688028058
and
OP.
love
Keep going, currently typing
cock
smelly
in
you
>>688027548
Zimbabwe
Farm
Hitler
oyster
suicide
Succ
>>688028344
check'd
Jews
SORRY
Immigrants
pic related, progress
>>688027548
gonnohrea
causeisimplypreferhugecockupmyasshole
leakage
Whore
Erected
fierce
Homosexuality
Cancerous
don't
Flacid
>>688028467
Love cock smelly in you zimbabwe farm*
Bicycle
Hardly
amnesia
Anal
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Lawsuit
crossfit
ever
Dick
aids
Roukouuroukouuu
loophole
курва
Kidding
Nigger
Starting
Ocean
pounding
Keemstar
NIGGERFAGGOT
Over
just
pancakes
SuckStartaLeafblower
Fucked
Suicide
kidding
rape
Ginger
Niggers
Aunt
Deftones<3
dubs ends the letter.
Juxtaposition
fagglet
Cock sucker
>>688027548
Bruh
Because
>>688029000
shit
Feminism
Huey
>>688027548
Cocksnot
Jemima
Autism
Bush Did 9/11 Bitch
Dooey
Coathanger
Rape
>>688027548
Who
ALLAHU AKBAR!!
Die.
Cunnilingus
9/11
Wheat Bread
Sinbad!
>>688029000
Czeched
>>688027548
Fucking
Poopedmypants
Abortion
Esophagus
Right niggers, help me pick a font.
>>688029133
nice ending
Gentoo
Trump
>>688029263
Chiller font
>>688029263
Comic sans
Underwater
>>688029263
Wingdings
>>688029263
Papyrus
comic sans you fag
Thepleasureofbeingcummedinside
>>688029263
comic fucking sans all the way OP
hitler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVGt54DsbHU
>>688028726
My nigguh, was about to post the same
>>688029360
roll the ball
knife
>>688029263
not comic sans
times new roman, make it serious op
>>688029263
comic sans
>>688029263
>>688029263
>>688029263
Deftness? I said Deftones<3 you nigger
well done m8
>>688029263
Font needs to be on Google Fonts by the way, poor faggot so using Google Docs.
PAPYRUS
Trebuchet MS
Helvetica. Looks sharp.
Wingdings
>>688029263
Times new Roman, or wingdings, either way
>>688029263
So nice.
wingdings
having fun so dubs chooses the image I put in the header
COMIC SANS MS
write letter with sharpie in pooper
>>688027548
circumference
>>688029263
Lost my composure at "sadly amnesia anal"
Windings or comic sans of course
http://www.complex com/style/2014/04/graphic-designers-worst-font-ever/curlz-2
>>688029714
roll
>>688029698
>>688029698
>>688027548
Jew-nose
>>688029360
Rolling
>>688029698
>>688029833
fuck, such an early win.
dubs again for footer image or any other requests
>>688029698
To Butch Dyke
>>688029833
K E K
>>688029263
Times new roman
>>688030052
Proof that you sent it nigger
>>688029698
>>688030052
kek
>>688030052
Rolling
>>688030052
>]
>>688030052
Print it and leave it in her mailbox
>>688030223
Rolling for this
>>688030052
>>688030223
kek
>>688030165
reroll for proof.
>>688029698
>>688029698
>>688030052
>>688029833
yes.
>>688030262
Reroll
>>688030366
WINRAR
>>688030366
WinRAR!
The Fonz!!!!
>>688030366
Eyyyy
>>688030051
Reroll
>>688030366
Winrar
>>688030165
>>688030242
>>688030327
will post mailbox delivery video same time tomorrow
Roll
>>688030052
>watermark word
CUNT
>>688030539
Yeah, OP will surely deliver.
It was almost fun.
>>688030052
Noice
Cum on the letter OP. Dont be a fag
Replace every letter o with u
>>688030366
topkeks
>>688030366
Almost spit milkshake out my nose
>>688030052
>>688030366
Fucking czched and winrar
>>688030822
Ayyyy dubs too
>>688030822
Ayy lmao
Final version. Dubs for any changes
Baustelle
>>688030165
roll
>>688031208
Sendit
>>688031208
Beatiful, send dat shit nigga and give us some proofs
just put a pic of your nuts
>>688028111
HOW HAVE THESE GONE UNCHECKED?? CHECK EM
>>688031208
It's beautiful
If dubs, you change text color to green
>>688031208
why does she want you to write her a letter about how you feel?
>>688031369
Surely a 69 should count for something, alas OP will not deliver.
>>688031481
Because Obama
>>688031208
>>688031208
Replace every i with u
>>688031208
Stunning
>>688031475
Roll
>>688031377
dubs have spoken
>>688028344
>>688028722
>>688028844
>>688029000
>>688029133
>>688029833
Czech republic
>>688031377
u had one shot and u fucked it up
>>688027548
Jemima lol negress detected
pancakes
>>688031432
checked
>>688031422
check dubs
>>688031422
check em
>>688031422
WINRAR
>>688031208
kek, if youre printing it out to give to her soak it in pee pee or somethin
Kappa
>>688031567
no but for real ay bb tell me how u feel but write me a letter
God bless you op
>>688030052
After you print it, cum on it before you give it to her.
>>688031822
dubs calling out dubs that are the same dubs
>>688031422
I've got 1 sheet of glossy photo paper left, will print out A4 photo of my balls and staple to letter.
>>688031418
video of delivery to be posted tomorrow
>>688032106
>>688032106
Fucking excellent
include me in the screencap
>>688031208
Change the text color to a pinkish purple
Before
this needs to be somewhere...
header
Get a real nice pinkish envelope, plus point for hearts etc, romantic stuff in general, so she would hope something cute and full of romantic feelings.
>>688032595
roll
>>688032595
Rolling
slap this on there
>>688032595
Roll
>>688032888
Trips of truth
ball sucker
>>688032888
Checked
Write navysealscopypasta on the envelope
>>688033077
Double checked
>>688032595
OP here, depends if I have time to get to a shop between classes tomorrow. will do my best to deliver
>>688033555
Handmade envelope with hearts drawn on it works too. Girls love that kinda shit since you did it yourself and spent time on it.
>>688027548
Jemiiiimmaaaaaaaa
>>688027548
want
>>688027548
eat
>>688027548
your
Jack off onto letter then give it to her.
>>688027548
anal
>>688034543
Roll
>>688027548
cavity
>>688034543
roll
>>688034543
but that's mean
>>688035645
but youre on /b/
By far the best thread of the week
>>688034543
Roll
