Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
I'm still here.
Dio-sama...
>>688014735
Side boobs
are amazing boobs
Best type moon claimed
>>688014392
Well I can just work the part that can't fit inside, you may work up a sweat which may help a little, and if we can get you all the way in. Well then we'll both be very excited and happy.~
>>688014434
Kek
Claimed.
>>688014645
Git gud.
>>688014735
Sexuality.
>>688014966
WUZ
Claimed, hey all again
Shiro claimed.
>>688014735
Probably looking sexy? I wouldn't know, I'm not a swimsuit designer.
>>688014493
Have you tried some others as well?
>>688015111
TRIPS
>>688014645
I played some other Pen and Paper Game which was much more anime orientated.
GM sent us into a bar where we had to do a challenge or else our characters would die.
Challenge was to sing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-n5LQ050Sk
I had the highest charm sat and thus the audience loved me whlie everyone was shot down with veggies
>>688014809
I know... it's just even more depressing when you don't even get an answer back.
>>688014565
I think it would be his honor
You have a great day mikan
>>688014558
I don't know how to react in these situations.
I was laughing at the last funeral i went to, but that isn't normal i'm told.
>>688015111
KANGZ
Milinda claim
>>688015046
I still don't quite understand...what wouldn't fit inside?
>By the way, did you ever add me on Steam?
>>688015144
If you know of any good ones that are free, I'd be appreciative. I think I have a slight gambling problem, if I get my hands on money I'm playing blackjack with that money, so no point in trying to buy one, would just end up bad.
>>688014980
Under boobs though
>>688015111
KANGZ
>>688014401
Nah
>
>>688014735
Didn't rias wear one before?
>>688015052
i suppose we all have different taste in whats sexy , as i don't find cow skin or side bobs sexy
/b/ itself is my waifu and you're all my children
No I'm not paying child support
Making a crazy old dude druid, any one want to make a name for him?
>>688015052
They had a x3 crit weapon for some reason. That fucking hurt
>>688015205
Probably one of my favorite anime themes
>>688015409
In fact those kind of swimsuits don't only cover side boobs, but it also shows a good bit of under boobs. wich is why I love it so much.
>>688015131
Are you winning at Overwatch?
>>688015538
>No I'm not paying child support
This takes me back.
>>688015464
>>688015371
I can't right now since I'm on mobile for a while.
>What wouldn't fit inside
You!
>Since I'm a tight fit.~
>>688015307
Feeling kinda melancholic.
waifu af
>>688015307
That sounds interesting. Depends on how you laugh too I suppose.
But... I was also told that everyone mourns different so I don't know either
>>688015538
Well fuck you too dad
>>688015580
Trust me, we had a really good laugh at the whole thing
>Tried to shoot a penguin on the back of his head for ignoring me
>fucker, spinned around, catched the snowball in the air, finished the spin and threw it right back into my face
>Noot Noot is what he said
>>688015641
Ok now that, we can both agree on
>>688015409
YOU TELL ME SHINOA RIGHT NOW!
>>688014201
Oh that's not so bad actually. Once we get to the 25s we can start to panic.
>>688014401
Thank you~
How long is the ride?
>>688015538
Fuck off dad.
>Best idol claimed
>Claimed
I'm very greatful Kobato-chan is never claimed by anyone else. She's too pure.
>>688015703
A-Are you calling me fat?!
>>688015748
Melancholy implies there's good mixed in with the bad.
What's the good you've been blessed with?
>>688015812
Life is hard
>>688016077
or young
>>688016197
No, my clothes are just smaller.
>You look perfect.~
>>688011006
Wait a minute.
Is that supposed to be me?
>claiming yume
Akiko claimed
>>688015612
Kind of. Second time where we've been against multiple Torbjorn's on the enemy team and it's basically impossible to kill them off. Having fun though
YES! FINALLY, IT TOOK 20 EPISODES BUT I FINALLY REACHED IT! The loli stabbing herself in the head repeatedly, I waited so long, I had almost lost hope but finally my patience and hard work at watching a boring parelel universe ghost murder story anime based on a visual novel has finally payed off!
>Dio
>>688016218
I realized that a long time ago. Wish it would be at least a BIT easier
>>688016519
Heya Yume
>>688016486
I see it too
>>688016324
Valid point +1
>>688015979
I have a little less than an hour till I get to the airport.
>>688016521
Heya Akiko
>>688016596
>Higurashi
Haha, oh yeah, I also started the anime because of this.
The sound of the mortars
The music of death
We're playing the Devil's symphony
Our violins are guns conducted from Hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrM8W9JDJlQ
>>688016596
Poor Rika.
>>688016486
That's what I thought aswell.
>>688016735
So once you get there, you'll have no way of contacting us the entire training session?
>>688016486
>same height
>>688015812
I did have a character in Rifts that believed that everything was a lie, matrix style
>>688016417
I dunno, you seem to have...more....going on.
Tenryuu claimed
>>688016417
You done fucked up now.
>>688016996
I think he meant you are phat, not fat.
>>688016218
You're the good I've been blessed with.
>>688016996
Are you looking when I'm not paying attention?
>If you want to see them just ask~
>>688017089
lookie here at this picture >>688016879
>>688017089
How are you Tenryuu?
>>688017089
Hello
>>688015389
I think they all suck equally. Try nekopara, I don't know any others.
Maybe buying one would a better use for your money than gambling it away. I'm not a psychologists, but have you tried, like, not spending your money on blackjack?
You can btw find pretty much all of them somewhere for free.
>>688015783
Waifu as fox?
>>688016519
Ahoy!
>>688016486
Maybe
>>688016787
Women, men and children fight
they were dying side by side
And the blood they shed upon the streets
was a sacrifice willingly paid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq20yaSTztY
>>688017089
Love your waifu
>>688016836
I don't feel sorry for her at all.
>>688016879
Possibly. It all depends on if I get signal out in the desert. I will try my best to post though. I built a receiver for my phone that connects to my tanks long range antenna array so hopefully that works.
>>688016596
It's actually a really good series.
>>688016937
Sounds like a fun dude
>mfw every hero in a Pen and Paper is some whacky idiot
>>688017248
Aww you are a sweet heart.
You should tell me all the great things about yourself one day. I'm sure you're worth listening to.
>>688016596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3oSg7bNxSg
>>688015585
It's such a rarity to find women in those
>>688015927
I don't wanna
>>688015979
I use 20lb since it's fine for me. I can do like 4-8 reps with the 40lbs
>>688016596
Congrats and I swear I've seen her before in a gif
>>688017777
Quads of truth.
>>688017720
Hello Chara
>>688017777
Quads
>>688017797
It's not the same without the context.
In fact I've seen a "Groose's theme goes with everything" of this scene, I had no idea what anime it was from but I realy liked the video. A few days ago I saw a video who took the moment where Rika stabs herself in the head and I looked in the comment section to find out what was the name of the anime. Now that I fully know the context it's even better.
![[Tenryuu intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/HOtaQ93.gif "[Tenryuu intensifies].gif")
>>688017292
Bite the cow
>>688017294
Pretty okay, when you take away the fact that it's a normal day tomorrow. How about you?
>>688017436
Hello my favourite Sanitöter.
>>688017777
Your get made me break lurk.
>>688017484
"Warsaw, city at war."
Love that part.
What I find stupid though is that there's no upload of Soldier of 3 Armies in Youtube anymore, but every other song from the Heroes album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R95B-iAbV0
>>688017261
S-See? See what? I wasn't looking at anything......!
>>688017447
I never really enjoyed torrenting if that's what you're suggesting. Nekopara seems to be to sex driven for my liking. I just love the thought of being able to obtain a lot of money by just playing a few hands of blackjack.
>>688018007
Hello Luna anon!
Never seen you here before, maybe my memory is just bad?
What brings you here?
>>688017720
That's the point! Playing a sane PC is boring!
My character in the other game I'm in is a minotaur fighter that us like a cross between a silver age superhero and Don Quixote
>>688018099
I try
>>688017777
Checked
>smug
>>688018187
No need to be shy.
>I don't mind showing you if you show me~
Damn, I have to go to work now.
Be sure to take some panty pictures for me cutie!~
BYE GUYS!
>>688018099
Keeping them boats afloat, eh?
Just chilling, waiting for a few friends to get their shit together so we can play games.
>>688016635
>>688017447
Na ihr beiden wie gehts?
>>688018448
Goodbye Mizore, see you later.
>>688018448
Show you what?! I'm not taking any panty pictures!
Have fun at work, Perv!
>>688018134
Then it was worth it.
Hello
QOTT: if you had the power to go back on to once to fix any mistakes, with memories and knowledge you still have, where would you go back to?
My 9th grade year
I like this anime
>Dio
>>688018261
Not much brings me here
Just bored
I like your waifu though
>>688016525
You need a gif of Mio playing vidya games.
What are multiple Torbjorns and why are they tough to beat?
>>688018148
>no upload of Soldier of 3 Armies
I thought i was missing something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6npKLMK9fo
>>688018732
aid Hitler
>>688018732
middle school
>>688018732
fifth grade
the beginning of the end
>>688018448
Can I give you some picture?
>>688018732
10th grade for me. I was not prepared for AP European History
Alright everyone, I'm off. I will try to post again after my plane lands. Bye everyone!
>>688018732
hmmm i like my life right now and wouldn't wanna risk changing anything, but i'd go back to my freshman year as well
>>688018852
I forgot pic sorry
>>688018283
Holy fuck this sounds awesome!
>>688018634
Könnte besser gehen, aber ich hab ein Spiel um mir über die Runen zu helfen.
Hab durch Zufall die limitierte Edition von Fire Emblem Fates gefunden... ohne absurden Aufpreis
>>688018732
When I turned 14 or 15. Nagging parents even harder and being okay in school
>>688017089
>>688018448
Take care!
>>688018735
Her waist and hips!
>>688018677
Poor you. All alone now
>>688019108
Farewell forever
>>688018871
It has been removed as of recently, not sure why though.
Love these songs they've made of band/song names.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bKwflpbCYk
Miho claimed
>>688019108
Have fun.
>>688018732
When did Great Britain become a world power and colonized the world?
>>688019121
>Hab durch Zufall die limitierte Edition von Fire Emblem Fates gefunden... ohne absurden Aufpreis
Buh! Du bist scheiße! Buh!
>>688018732
Tell my dad to where a condom.
>>688018732
I agree with this man. >>688019015
Or maybe this year when my only friend stopped talking to me. Sadly don't know why he got angry with me and stopped talking to me though.
>>688018219
How do you like the thought of losing a lot of money by just playing a few hands of blackjack?
Lottery sounds like a saver investment.
>>688018634
Ganz gut, und selbst?
Wie lief der Vortrag/das Gespräch?
>>688019108
Have fun and stay safe!
>>688019148
Dem tits, dem muscles
>>688018732
Pulling out of your mom instead
>Mi Liu
>>688019517
Always lurking?
>smug
>>688019209
I knew something felt wrong about that picture.
>Dio
>>688018855
Mhmm that would be great
He's a character that has a turret that he places down, and it locks onto you and shoots. It's easy to beat one, but when there's 6 of them shooting you it's impossible.
>>688019395
Even better
>>688019368
Hör ich da etwa Neid? Oh wow, Tenryuu is neidisch auf mich. Wusste nicht, dass das funktioniert.
>Ist wohl der einzige Vorteil einen GameStop mitten im Land zu haben den kein Schwein kennt.
>>688019600
Oh? What is it? Doesn't it bring her pleasure? :^)
fanart
>>688016735
Don't think about it too much. Try to enjoy it out there, pull off some badass moves.
>>688017089
Hey Doc, what'd you end up playing?
>>688017905
It'd be around 2 for me. How much can you dead lift though?
>>688018448
See ya around smooth talker.
>>688018732
Fuck there's too many. Uh Sophomore year, had that cursed slump.
>>688019108
See ya later princess.
>>688019595
Yup
>mi liu
*wear
>grammar shouldn't be this hard.
>>688019365
miho-chan
>hugs
>>688019430
Dammit
Not knowing sucks ass
>>688019395
>where
He really should have.
>>688019209
What are you talking about? Victory is mine. I managed to stay non-lewd the whole time.
>Yes, that was me being non-lood
>>688019121
HAVARDR IS THE DEFENDER OF JUSTICE! I SHALL SMASH THE ENEMIES OF MY FRIENDS!
He also loves to drink tea, since fancy people do that. Sadly he hates the stuff
>>688019747
I know it's bringing HER pleasure.
>>688019452
I don't enjoy it. It's bound to be something psychological. If I have say $40 I'll bet $10, sometimes $20 a hand. I just can never stop until I'm completely out of money.
>>688019924
>Yes, that was me being non-lood
I can't imagine what happens when you're lood.
>>688019808
Also got new pc
>mi liu
>>688019148
Boobies!
>>688019869
Hello
>hugs
Late claim, go!
>>688019747
Ich hab leider nur Vermächtnis bekommen....Naja, wenigstens hab ich Doom günstiger bekommmen
>>688019770
I played some WoWs with Atago until he got salty and now i'm going to play Fire Emblem a bit
>>688019980
At least someone is enjoying it.
>I mean you, Dio
>>688019979
>mfw I'm playing Fire Emblem Fates and some guy named Arthur is the spitting image of an american justice maniac
JUSTICE PREVAILS!
>Even his voice is typical
NEVER FEAR!
>>688020249
yo Rory
>>688019600
Head and neck too
>>688019770
Maybe 35s or 45s. I can't dead lift for shit
>>688019808
:O
>>688019924
Good job!
>I go lewd for one anon
>>688020249
M'smugger
>>688020074
As a person with decent enough willpower, what goes through your head? Why can't you just say not do it?
>>688019292
Im still not sure which one might be my favorite.
Might be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gHdWBK1724
But then again, i haven't listened to them as much recently.
>>688020249
Krusk, the half-orc rogue I had died. Stupid sahuagin
>>688020319
Perfect, I need to get fates soon
>>688020330
What the hell is a neck fetish supposed to be?
Perharps some people get off on snapping people's neck by doing massive cock slaps on them.
>>688020074
So... wanna play blackjack once in a while?
>>688020291
Ach, nur eine Runde gespielt?
>>688019747
War das der nahe Petershagen?
>>688020330
>
>>688020319
Sup
>>688020517
Oh shit. Caught out or DM being mean?
Still don't know why I haven't seen my waifu in any claim thread yet. Anyways, claimed.
>>688020291
aww
Ich spiel gerade Eroberung. Dannach Vermäcthnis und dann Revelations.
Sie haben das irgendwie auf eine Karte gedrückt. Bin überrascht. Dachte ich bekomm zwei oder mindestens drei 3DS Karten.
Und bah, ich will Doom fürn PC haben, hab aber keinen ordentlichen PC ders zum laufen bringen könnte
>>688020517
You should. If you want Arthur you should get Conquest, not Birthright.
I believe Conquest has the more interesting story too
>You'll see what I mean once you've played through the prologue
>>688020629
Nee, das war der bei Bruck an der Leitha
>>688020684
If I told you, would you sit on it?
You guys remeber when moot accidently wiped /b/?
>>688020083
Wonderful, terrible things.
>One day you might see it
>But probably not
>>688020330
>Shinoa going lewd
I can't see that happening. Not without extreme amounts of sarcasm and being a smart ass.
>10/10 would read doujin of that
>>688020582
lol dio is ghey
>mi liu
>>688020629
Naja, waren so ungefähr 4 Stück. Davor waren es noch ein paar, da wurde er schon salty. Naja, und die Runden, in denen wir beide mit der Derpitz gefahren sind, haben ihm für heute echt den Rest gegeben.
>>688020771
Warum hast du keine 980Ti/1070/1080 und keinen i5/i7 Prozessor aus der Skylake-Generation in deinem PC?
>>688020435
I think I just love the thought of being able to get all the money I want so easily.
>>688020629
I don't want to sound rude, but don't fucking tempt me man, really don't like it.
>>688020684
Random crit hit me.
And our cleric is a bit incompetent
>>688020771
I'll grad it with in a week or so, I have another long ass road trip to Colorado (14 hours away)
>>688021025
What are you fucking straight?
>>688020771
Verdammt, ich hatte ganz vergessen auch alle Gamestops in Österreich anzuschreiben!
Na, jetzt ist es wohl zu spät...
>>688020453
I could be biased, but not going to.
Most likely this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMFPvB1HTAk
Know that feel, taking breaks every now and then is good.
>>688020582
I don't see the appeal in it. Thanks for the QOTT Dio Sama
>>688020684
>
>>688020710
Akeno?
>>688020875
Still at work or are you lurking?
>>688021018
She'd be great at domination
>>688020291
>Until he got salty.
Topkek, sounds like a good time. How is the Fire Emblem series? Only have knowledge of it through Brawl.
>>688020330
Is it around 230? Last time I did it that was my max.
>>688021120
Hey, that's pretty adequate.
>>688021018
>Wonderful, terrible things.
Intriguing.
>>688021047
I like my women nazi flavor
>mi liu
>>688020771
>Bruck an der Leitha
Jetzt wird's interessant...
Leider hab ich die Namen von den Typen vergessen die da wohnen
>Kennst du einen Piotr oder so?
>Slowakische Abstammung, immer auf Drogen, arbeitslos
>>688021220
>i'll never tell
>>688021220
Yup, without hair thingy.
>>688020582
>snapping people's neck by doing massive cock slaps on them.
kek
>>688020835
No i'm a newfag, but i remember when a mod did.
>>688019452
Es ist erst am Mittwoch
>>688021409
>being this new
>mi liu
>>688021047
Lange Geschichte kurz: Mir wurde damals mein Laptop gestohlen und seitdem hab ich nur mein Tablet dass für die Uni war. Hat also nur ne lange akkulaufzeit und nen Intel Celeron.
>>688021074
Alright, have fun doing that.
>Arthur: Thank you, Sidekick!
I fucking love this dude and his dumb smile
>>688021132
Yup. War sowieso ne lustige Geschichte. Haben nur eine limitierte Edition für einen Vorbesteller bekommen und für diese Version haben sie schon gekämpft weil eben keine Sau zu denen hingeht. Und am Samstag als ich da bin seh ich auf einmal die limitierte Edition und die Mitarbeiterin zuckt nur mit den Schultern. "War heute früh da, obwohl uns gesagt wurde wir bekommen keines mehr".
>>688021345
Ne, kenn ich nicht. Ich kenn keine kompletten Loser. Naja, einen vielleicht
>>688020771
Depends on how hard and how girthy
>answer will probably be no unless its a flat surface
>>688021074
Damn clerics. Ours in the current campaign is literally a money-grubbing Jew. Tries to weasel everything he can from the person hiring us and wrote a contract with our fighter that the cleric owns all his past, present and future earnings if he keeps his equipment of a good quality and fed.
>>688021220
Rory has the more smug eating face.
>Rory-sama
