Would you kill a puppy for 18 Bill. $ /b/?
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Would you kill a puppy for 18 Bill. $ /b/?
I would EAT that puppy for one million
>>687989901
Nope.
Give me a puppy and i'll do it for free
>>687989991
Cognates you a logical person.
"10 grand, 10 grand easy"
~Papa Franku
>>687990277
What does it have to do with logic?
I'd do it for 18 billion Rubbles
Yes, and then with the money I would start several no kill dog shelters. I would save the lives of many dogs every day which would more than make up for it. And I would still have 17.999 billion left over.
>>687989991
>>687990375
This is 4Chan there is no logit here
>>687989901
Why would anyone kill such a beautiful little creature? Don't be monsters :'(
>>687989901
nel
>>687989901
nope
i would and in its honour i'd donate like 80% to animal welfare shit
For free
>>687990480
wow some one who has a brain that's rare on /b/
You could use that money to save many puppies lives
the needs of many puppies out way the needs of one puppy
but honestly i probably wouldnt. it would be too fucked up too witness that shit
>>687989901
I would rape it for 500,000. Money doesn't grow on trees.
>>687989991
Silly Koreans
>>687989901
of fucking course i would , it says "step" , dog doesnt even have to die or get crushed
>>687991005
Take your finger out of your ass, mate. Everyone already thought of that
people are just joking on here
Id close my eyes and pretend I didn't see it to ease the pain of guilt but yes
>>687989901
nigga I'd do that shit for $1000
>>687989901
It's not specified how hard I have to step on the puppy, so I lightly press my foot on it and get 18 billion dollars.
>>687991276
sick
>>687991169
a anon with eyes who knew...
>>687991325
LMAO
For 18 billion Im jumping off a ladder and death stomping that puppy.
>>687991169
OP asked if you would kill it for $18 bil.
>>687989901
If I could close my eyes and not have to look at it afterwards and it was never brought up again in my life.
I'd feel bad but the endless amount of money would provide me with some comfort and drugs and therapy.
>>687989901
I'd rape that puppy for 18 billion.
>>687991325
pussy.
I'd do it for 10 grand. 10 grand EASY.
fucking hell, i'd probably do it for 20k or something. I've sucked dick for cash before, so this is probably one step up for me.
Just step on it's paw for instant 18bn
Or drop kick it
>>687989901
kill the dog, build homeless programs myself that hires 2-300 people at each location every 4-5 miles until ive covered my city. fund program to pay those workers 10-20 an hour depending on job importance, and if the homeless are cooperative and start progressing, and have been acting well in program for 2-3 months we will adopt and give each one a dog from shelters around my city. put 8 billion into this program and keep it running as long as that lasts. if noted impact on my community, bring this program to the whole country. etc, expand. what i can do with 18 billion supersedes the life of 1 dog. ill make it painless
>>687991506
stepping on puppies is worse than sucking dick.
Unless you're a guy in which case you're fucking gay and should kys
>>687991497
its 18 bill. bro
But I don't have 18 billion dollars
id do it to spite ex wife shed get half of blood money and would an hero upon learning how it was gained.
would hope that anyway but shes a honorless,hippocrital no value having reptilian so maybe not.
gimme a scenario where my ex wife would an hero.
>>687989901
Nope.
>>687991620
that's just extra money the moron would give me.
Dumbfuck should learn to negotiate, who starts off at 18 billion anyways?
>>687991622
then do it kill the puppy if not be broke
>>687991719
Donald trump
>>687991630
bro. 18 billion, you can buy a private island. hire professional hitman for even as low (or high) as 100 grand and you will never hear from your ex wife again
>>687991443
This.
You feel-fags are only looking at a fucking picture.
Read the fucking question you niggers.
Kill it? Yes... I'd use a shotgun or something to blow the little fucker away.
-Wouldn't be able to get rid of that image from my mind with all that money though.
>>687991325
Kek. The gif tops this comment off perfectly.
>>687991799
Trump would have got stumped
>>687991616
Not gay, just not as privileged as you, didn't have parents money or house, was that or starve, so who fucking cares, you can't judge me at all.
>>687989901
would kill 18 billion puppys for 1 dollar... no i wouldnt
>>687990480
>>687991005
He is just saying what Filthy Frank said, not intelligent just copypasta.
this shit is getting a bit weird for me continue if you want I'm out of here.
i would want to but probably couldnt
>>687989901
For an 18 dollar bill? No. I no fake money when i sees it.
>>687989901
i done that for fun
>>687992659
Edgelord
>>687992659
Watch that edge, son.
>>687989901
Yeah I would,
>>687991868
Jesus, privilege? I could have no money and never fucking resort to sucking dick for cash. Face it. You're gay.
>>687989901
An 18 Bill. No. But put a few hundred zeros behind a 1 after that $ sign and we might talk.
You could buy the U.S.A with 18 Billion Dollars.
I would do it for so much money but only to invest into saving ALL other PUPPIES
>>687993028
You couldn't pay a percent of the US's debt with 18 billion.
Hell I might just do it for a buck.
Dogs really are teh niggers of the animal kingdom
>>687992973
>a few hundred zeros
5-6 zeros and we can talk.
>>687993028
Found the retard
>>687989901
I'd gas that puppy for less than that!
>>687990690
I'll kill you for $5.
>>687989901
I would moonwalk on it for 18 billion dollars
>>687989901
i said it again on a previous thread
..
your average /b/tard would kill a pup in private with one other witness for about $20
they would kill a pup for about $100 if there were multiple witnesses (max of about 10 people) - also if everyone didn't record anything and it happened in private in a secluded location
an average /b/tard would think long and hard if killing a pup meant having it recorded on smartphones by a group of people - the individual would probably kill if it meant being paid about $1,000 but no less
- conversely, if the individual was feeling lonely, depressed, angry or very upset, they would probably kill the pup in private and never tell anyone.
I would let the puppy step on me for 18 billion dollars
>>687993145
Yes you could.
All countries combined have less than 80 Billion Dollars.
>>687989901
I would for $500
>>687992973
So, $00000000000000018.00000000?
>>687993391
Wot
>>687993391
holy shit nigga are u really that retarded?
>>687991550
To all the people that said something similar to this:
Your entire legacy would be founded on the edifice of the fact that you ruthlessly killed a defenseless animal. Not for food. Not even for sport, like game hunting. Just a cruel execution.
Yeah, people would respect you a ton.
>>687993485
>>687993391
Sorry actually you could pay off .1% of the federal debt alone. Stay in school kid.
I dont have that much money but i can give you 10 pounds for killing that dog.
>>687989901
No.
Because there's no way in hell the person making the offer would actually pay up.
There is no one on earth with 18 billion dollars and nothing better to do with it than pay me to step on a puppy.
If I stepped on the puppy, the guy would welch on the offer and I'd get arrested for assaulting him. It's a lose-lose scneario.
>>687991833
I've had to drown kittens before, this couldn't be much worse
>>687989901
If i kill the puppy can i have 1 magma?
>>687993632
Except it wasn't just for nothing you twat
It was for $18,000,000,000
Anyone, ANYONE who says they wouldn't take it is a liar
>>687993747
>>687993603
>>687993559
>>687993391
>>687993187
>>687993145
>American Education
77,000,000 Million
=77,000,000,000,000
=77 Billion.
>>687993868
But you still get to kill a domesticated dog, the most worthless of animals.
I'd falcon punch that little motherfucker to the moon for a mil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto
>>687989901
yes and save countless other puppies and dogs and build a memorial to that pups sacrifice
>>687989901
I do it for 1 dollar.
>>687994209
thats just gdp
>>687993031
That's horribly evil. Like Romans setting pigs on fire-evil.
>>687989901
Fuck no!
>>687994209
>in millions USD
that means the worlds GDP is at 77 million millions
>>687994145
ha i agree with this faggot here. Id say 90% of people would stomp that dog out for 18billion. Id give people that bitched about me doing that for the money a wad of 100s to wipe their tears as i laugh in my helicopter.
>>687989901
And donate 2 billion to animal shelters while still being filthy fucking rich? Get my boots.
>>687994379
I know.
That was what I said.
anyone have any animal crushing ?
>>687991325
picture said 'step'
op said kill
>>687994450
A million millions is a billion.
>>687994209
>>=77,000,000,000,000
>>=77 Billion.
Except 77,000,000,000,000 is 77 Trillion, fucktard.
>>687994450
77 million times 1 million
I'd do it for free so yes
>>687989901
i would do it for 20 dollars lol
>>687993252
I bet you think 4chan is a site that only super elite people go. You can't even contribute to a thread without saying somthing about /b/ and how people on it are heartless fucks. You are pathetic and a faggot. And yes I would step on the puppy for 18 billion dollers.
>>687994582
Wrong.
A trillion is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000
>>687989901
are you fucking kidding me? I would do it for 10.000 and probably the other anons would do it for much less
>>687989901
Yes. But if it was my puppy I wouldn't for the same reason I wouldn't kill my family or any of my friends for any amount of money. Heck, I'd kill that little bitch for $100,000.
>>687994561
This is why I hate millenials...
Step on it? I'd do jumpstyle on the cunt's head. Fuck I'd fill the fuckers arsehole for that money. I'd eat the little fucker alive for £18 billion nigga!
>>687989901
No, but I would rob and torture a person willing to pay someone to kill a puppy.
Id kill a puppy even if I had to pay money
>>687994696
1000 1 thousand 1,000,000 1 million 1,000,000,000 1 billion 1,000,000,000,000 1 trillion. google it wont comment on it again
>>687989901
I'd kill more than one if I had to.
>>687994726
shut up old rotten fuck
>>687994699
You'd do it for $10?
Is this even a question? I'm not about animal cruelty or senseless killing, but I would kill a great many dogs for that kind of money.
>>687994754
>Willing to torture a human being
>Not willing to kill a worthless animal
>>687994561
Yes, the same way a meter is actually 100,000 cms.
>>687993208
i'd do it for free BigBrother
>>687994145
"World's richest man earns fortune via murder of defenseless puppy"
Even people who took your money for services and goods after that would hate your guts.
Having all that money would mean you would never have another genuine friend in the fucking world. You'd be beset by golddiggers on all sides.
Look, you don't want the money. You just want to imagine having it.
Hell yeah! Who wouldn't? I'd probably do it for just $18, too.
>>687989901
>step on
>puppy
>not kill
OH HELLs YEAH I WOULD STEP ON IT TWICE FOR 18BIL
Who would give me the money?
>>687991325
the question was if you kill it. faggot
>>687994816
1000 - one thousand
1 000 000 - one million
1 000 000 000 - one thousand millions
1 000 000 000 000 - one billion
1 000 000 000 000 000- one thousand billions.
1 000 000 000 000 000 000 - one trillion.
>>687994911
>implying that human beings are inherently worth more than an animal
Biodiversity isn't a pyramid, you amoral fuckwad, its a circle.
Wanna say no, but seriously 18 BILLION.
Thats the sort of thing thats impossible to reject man, you could literally have anything in the world with that much money.
>>687995146
The first good question in the thread by far.
Who's paying out the ass to see you curbstomp some puppy? Fucking no one.
>>687989901
18 B$ is ridiculously more than one need to have a completely spoiled life.
I'd step on it, then would keep 500M$ and give the rest to animal care
>>687989901
I woukd shove that thing up my ass for one billion
>>687995335
Were you going to choose the route of murder, you'd just give all you gained from it away?
As if "animal care" would actually make good on any promises they made to you as to what they'd do with that money.
>>687994953
Well actually... a comma can mean the same as a dot.
So
100,000 = 100,00 = 100,0 = 100
I would.
>>687991868
Bitch you are fucking retarded.
I'm a straight white male with college educated parents, and I've been poor all my life.
I've had several bouts of homelessness.
And I've never, EVER, even once thought of sucking dick for money.
no i would kill a child molester for 50 cents but i would not hurt an innocent dog .
if it shit on my carpet then yes.
>>687989901
Soooo where is my 18bil?
>>687989901
>FilthyFrank
>>687995202
You are wrong turd
>>687994596
>>687994561
77mil x 1mil = 77,000,000,000,000
>>687995222
>Implying worthless animals are as valuable as a human.
Topkek
>>687995650
Which is 77 Billion.
>>687989901
I would smash the shit out if 100000000000 puppies for 18B
>>687994561
In long scale naming system yes. In the short one (used in the US), no
>>687989901
Kill? Yes.
Would i torture it... Not sure.
give it to me 688000000
>>687995499
Only if you live in France or another country equally retarded.
>>687995624
Hurr durr
I am to lazy to say thousand millions, so I'll just say billion instead.
who wouldn't? I could just buy shelters in other countries, and save million of other dogs, then make up for that one dog that sacrificed himself for other dogs.
>>687995484
>Were you going to choose the route of murder, you'd just give all you gained from it away?
I legit don't understand your question. Please reformulate
>As if "animal care" would actually make good on any promises they made to you as to what they'd do with that money.
Gee, I dunno, take care of animals maybe? As in "their literal purpose of existence"?
What if I killed the puppy, took the $18B, and started an animal shelter funded by a $1M trust fund that saved hundreds or thousands of puppies a year?
Then that puppy would be like Puppy Jesus.
>>687989901
Uh, yeah. Anyone who says they wouldn't is fucking lying.
Even the leader of PETA would step on that motherfucker if the situation and money were 100% legitimate.
>>687994816
Wrong
>1,000 = 1 thousand
>1,000,000 = 1 million
>1,000,000,000,000 = 1 billion
>1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 =1 trillion
as you see it doubles each time, becauseof metric system.
Of course. Only faggots would not.
>>687995876
>his language doesn't have the word for milliard (1 000,000,000)
hell i would do it for a fucking bag of doritos
>>687990690
It said step on, not kill
<Filthy Frank quote>
>>687994209
That's 77 Trillion you fucking potato.
>>687995202
Can't tell if troll.
Or seriously that fucking retarded.
Not that other guy, but I was curious, so I googled it.
Sorry brah, but the whole fucking internet says you're wrong.
>>687989901
i would, but i dont have that kind of money...
>>687989901
with out hesitation
>>687995853
>>687995818
>Not using the long scale
Plebs
I'd fuck it for $100,000
>>687995756
Thats called 1 trillionie eurocuck
>>687996099
He's right, he's referring to long scale system.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_large_numbers
>>687996175
I am, you fucking moron.
>>687995950
>doubles because of the metric system
fuckin' kek. 1/10 troll or 10/10 retard. Not sure which.
>>687989901
i would rip this puppy apart with my dick for a million
>>687996090
Wrong
>>687996099
The websites you have been to are American, thus retarded.
>>687994696
If you're trolling, I swear on me mum...
>>687989901
of course I would. You could donate a billion to aspca, and do more good for dogs than anyone ever.
>>687995202
1,000 millions=1 billion
I can't believe people are even retarded enough to fall for this bait. The fact that you've gotten this much attention is 10/10, anon.
>>687996308
Good thing he's not a 0/10 troll.
Learn to make your scales 0-10 and not 1-10, moron.
>>687995222
Humans have the ability to bring whole species back from extinction.
We're working on processes to develop synthetic meats, that some have already said are indistinguishable from the real deal.
New agricultural methods are allowing for massive increases in crop yields, combined with genetic enhancements, we're making more veg world wide than ever before...
Soon man kind will literally be able to construct it's own self sufficient food cycle, independent of any animal or flora around the world...
And you think we're of equal value with other animals...
Kill yourself.
>>687989991
Fucking chinks
>>687996613
1/10 for getting replies you fucking idiot.
Probably.
>>687989901
would kill anything for 18 bil, except myself of course
>>687996597
>American thinks the civilized standard is "troll"
I'd do that for 50 Bucks and as an extra i would suck Ur Dick too
>>687996597
Its not bait, its true
>>687996502
>Unitedstatesians in charge of internet
>>687989991
Don't forget the bread, anon
>>687995172
no it wasnt
>>687996832
>by your logic 1,000 1s would be 1,000 so a thousand would be 10,000
I'm not retarded enough to think you're right. Go pick a fight with one of the idiots up there ^^^
>>687989901
Obviously. I'd step on my firstborn infant child for that amount of money.
>>687997017
>doesn't know when to greentext
>greentext doesn't make any sense anyway
Underageb& and refer to this post to educate yourself
>>687996269
I'd squish ten for $18bn.
>>687989901
18 billion?
>take money up front
>go to flight school
>get pilots license
>buy a 747
>convert to islam
>go to music school
>learn
>rape 8 white women
>drop out and apply for honorary degree
>get rejected
>go to law school
>sue music school for honorary degree
>get music degree
>write a thousand nasheeds
>burn them, they're worthless
>write a thousand more nasheeds
>pick the most beautiful one
>buy a pair of timberlands
>buy the timberland boot company
>find the puppy's mother
>make timberland boots out of pups mother
>strap pup to the top of a halal food cart at chase one plaza in manhattan
>fly 747 into new WTC
>eject at last second
>sing nasheed as I guide parachute to location
>shitstomp the pup into oblivion as I land
I would shit in its fucking mouth and cut each leg off for 1,000$.
>>687997123
I would have the same sentiment but my firstborn is a male so that's where I'd draw the line.
>>687997256
so many edges
>>687989901
i would use it as a condom for free
>>687992959
Same. Anon is gay.
>>687997196
>implying greentext is only reserved for special scenarios because he read the "rules of 4chan" yesterday before posting for the first time
>>687993391
Bernie supporter detected
>>687989901
but would people know how I got the money?
the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few...
kill the fucking dog and build the biggest/best shelter for puppies across the world. (do it anonymously if you must)
erect a statue for the little shit. still have enough money left over to move to Pango Pango.
Let's be pragmatic peeps.
I would do it for fun
>>687997017
>by your logic 1,000 1s would be 1,000 so a thousand would be 10,000
I dont even...
>>687997196
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_large_numbers
False. It's Wikipedia. Anyone can write anything they want on there.
>>687997405
Basically everyone knows when to greentext and when not to, you projecting newfag.
>>687989901
>>687989901
Not if it was my dog, but I'd put 6 gorillion puppies in a gas chamber for that much money
>>687997580
Nice parroting. Did you forget that the articles have sources in them?
Strap on the tims
>>687997658
Ready for school tomorrow, son?
>>687997622
>implying speculating is projecting
Meriam Webster defines a step as a movement made by lifting your foot and putting it down in a different place. So I could step on the puppy without ever hurting or killing it and since the agreement was that I would get 18 billion for stepping on the puppy they would owe me 18 billion.
>>687997689
>implying sources weren't created by the wiki poster
>>687997827
>he thinks he's funny
>>687997479
So cool and funny anon!
>>687997756
It's summer friendo I'll be here all week ;^)
I would walk on the puppy with high heels for 100,000.00
>>687989901
yes.
>>687997866
>implying I'm not just shit-tier baiting all the fucking newfag/summerfag cancer
>mfw I don't even have to try anymore
>mfw I have no face
>>687989901
sadly.... 18 billion dollars could save so many lives that people would call me the puppy king and forget that i literally smashed a puppy with my own foot
sorry pupper, but the betterment of animalkind is more valuable than one little guy
i would kill pretty much anything and anyone for 18 billion dollars as sad as it might be
>>687989901
i never work for so cheap
>no
>>687998258
You never worked a day in your life.
>>687989901
I would, but I don't have that money.
Well ive done the math, it would cost so much to actually house and feed the homeless with no resources coming in that in 2-3 years to compensate i would have spent 5 billion just for my city. if i were to house and feed them using food companies and buying land for building property that is. although, if i bought 3 billion worth of farmland, brought 250,000 homeless in my city to learn to farm in exchange for work and living, once those 250,000 homeless are housed, working on farm, fed well, and farm is self sustaining with their work, they get wages for sales. 5-8 billion to cure my cities homelessness and job "crisis". los angeles bum free and now i have 10 billion straight usd, 5-8 billion dollar farm empire/homeless rebuilding program, and all i had to do was step on 1 dog. of course, the 3 billion is for land, 3-5 to pay professionals to teach the homeless for the few years it would take to rehabilitate.
>>687996631
Wow Anon you've just opened my eyes let me go grab that noose now!
As a rule of thumb, when championing the merits of humanity, don't tell someone to kill themselves. You'll look like an idiot.
>>687998021
>I'm just shit-tier baiting all the fucking newfag/summerfag cancer
I would stomp the shit out of that cunt. 18 bill is alot of money.
>>687998485
If I can rustle 1 persons jimmies enough to never come back then I have done my job.
Learn to detect bait or kill yourself.
>>687998485
this
Yep.
I'd feel bad about it, though. Probably donate a couple hundred million to an animal thing or something.
>>687998916
Why would a troll want to leave because he pissed someone off? That's kind of the whole purpose of being a troll; to piss people off.
Quit feeding the fucking cancer trolls you ignorant fuck.
>>687994696
lrn2numbers
>>687989901
Id stamp on the fukker
>>687989901
Step on for 18 billion hell yeah. Doesn't even say how hard. Set up a line of hundreds and I'd do it all day for 18 billion
>>687999256
nice samefagging mr "troll"
>>687997932
Well don't post anymore before you figure out how this site works and how we act around here, kid.
I would burn the living shit out of that puppy just for one million
>>687999608
Whatever you say, man.
>>687999996
Off by 3 you cunt
>>687989901
Is this even a question? I would do many more unspeakable things to a puppy than just step on it for 18 bill.
>>687991325
The absolute madman
>>688000346
The one time an ellipses would have been productive.
>>687989901
I'd break it's neck with my bare hands for 10 bucks
>>687989901
Of course. It was never implied nor specified that you had to actually hurt the puppy, so just lightly maybe pressing on its tail with your foot so as not to hurt it, but still count as "stepping on it," = safe puppy and 18 bil for me.
>>687989901
sleep tight, pupper
>>687989901
YEAH TOTALLY WORTH XD
>>687989901
I'd do a lot more than that for 18 billion
>>687994751
Wow. Just Wow.
>>688000603
You virgin
I would put it in a sock and hit it against shit for 18 billion
>>688000798
"would-you-kill-a-puppy-for-18-bill-b"
topkek fucking pleb gtfo
>>687998467
>>687989901
The sum is high enough. Wouldn't be proud but come on.
I would do it for 80 grand. That would be enough for me to pay my house off. Then I could quit my shit job.
I would step on like 50 puppies, and then buy my own country
>>687993632
Eat the dog.
>>687989901
Nope. I have morals and know that Our Heavenly Father will judge me.
Heck, 18k would suffice
>>687994984
The trick would be to completely change your identity. Don't advertise that you're a billionaire.
You could literally do anything, or go anywhere in the world.
Christ, you could buy a large island and make your own country.
I could put my foot on its tail or something, apply little to no pressure, the pupper would be fine and i'd be 18 billion dollars richer this is a dumb question
If I was desperate for drinking money, I would do it for like $200
>>687989901
There are a lot of reasons that I would kill a puppy, but money isn't one of them
>>687995202
>1000 - one thousand
>1 000 000 - one million
>1 000 000 000 - one milliard
>1 000 000 000 000 - one billion
>1 000 000 000 000 000- one billiard.
>1 000 000 000 000 000 000 - one trillion.
>1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 - one trilliard.
OP is inconsistent and I go after the image and I would lightly put my foot at the dog yes, and have it lick it, then I would cuddle with it and enjoy my 18 bill in cash.
/THREAD
>>688001544
And be a fucking NEET piece of shit
>>687989901
90+% of the population would. Do you have any idea how much money that is?
I would burn down a rescueshelter for 18K
>>688001790
Nah I would get a part time job doing something that didnt make me want to die
>>687989901
Nah bro, im good, not even the whole money in the world could solve my problems or life.
i'd do it for 500
Id put that puppy in the ground thats not even a good question.
>>688001996
You won't manage to live a comfy life
>>687997788
>Disregards ops question
>>688001346
When the argument is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.
>>688000798
fuck that nigga, I'd tear that puppy's head off and fuck the dead body for 18 billion
hell Id do it for 1mil
>>688001783
Don't believe this
>>687989901
I'd stomp that fucker to a quarter inch thickness and frame him
>>688001662
A good approach and a nice thought, but don't you think that buying out an island might raise some eyebrows?
Sure, you can change your identity, but you'll need help to do it, and what will you do after? Kill those guys? They'll sing if people want to find you. Maybe you can hide yourself from the general populace, but the elite will know who you are. They would probably blackmail you if you were so concerned about your identity afterwards.
>>688003295
Religious retards don't believe in evolution either.
You're one of those retards huh?
Or worse, you're one of those brain dead imperial system users.
>>687990427
>rubbles
My sides
>>687997622
Just reading thread. Dont Care about anything. Never greentext. Been here for ten years
>>687991109
duh it grows from trees you nincompoop
>>688003873
>been here for ten years
The horrible reality is, for less than 1m you could set up hundreds of cats and dogs for the rest of their lives, instead of them being euthanized. It's cold dead worth it.
>>688003873
Been here for 13 years, those extra 3 years have taught me that no matter how long you've been here it's still the same shit.
>>687989901
kill a pupper for 18 bills of $1? no way.
>>687995202
Did you even learn scientific notation?
1 million = 1000000 = 1x10^6
1 billion = 1000000000 = 1x10^9
There is no such thing as a 'thousand million'
LMFAO
>>687989901
Bitch please I'd eat a whole truckload of my own shit for bloody 18 billion dollars. Making this puppy one with the pavement would hardly even fase me.
>>687989901
chew his head off instantly
>>687991836
>comment
IN THE SUMMER TIME---
I'd do it for 25 schmeckles
