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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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not everyone at once now
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>>687940673
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>>687941201
one time when i was a kid i thought these were candy and ate a whole thing of them and couldnt feel my mouth for quite a while, thought i was going to die
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thread is kill
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Me and my cousin use to bang when we were teens
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>>687942560
each other?
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i kill and eat babies on the regular
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>>687942679
Yup.
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I want to kill myself
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I haven't showered in over a week. I worship satan.
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I licked my 20 year old cousin's tight pussy and asshole while she slept... Then she woke up and sucked my dick while her boyfriend slept in the next room
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One of my oldest friend's mother has been blowing me semi regularly since we were in high school and it has ruined my relationships with women my age.
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>>687943207
one of these are not like the other
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Almost 30 and I still suck my thumb. Not as much but still.
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>>687943635
>it has ruined my relationships with women my age.

Why?
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Fuck off question guy.
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>>687940673
i affixed a condom to a can of compressed air and inflated it inside my butt. this is now a fetish in which i partake somewhat regularly.
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>>687940673
Glad you made this thread. I kinda need to blow off some steam and shit.

Just gotta wrap something up real quick.

If 404, oh well.
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If i had the chance to rape emma stone wearing a spider-gwen suit...............I WOULD!!!!
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fucked friend's little sister.
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I fucked my best friend when we was 5 years old. Both man. I am strait and regret it.
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>>687943898
I don't find women around my age attractive any more, and when I do sort of push myself into something, I find it extremely hard to emotionally invest in someone. Maybe it's not her fault but that's my best guess.
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>>687944680
why regret it when you can repeat it?
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Stole a close friends thong and stuck it into my gfs drawer, she has so many she didn't realise and wears it, I am diamonds.

she also hates the girl that I stole it from with a passion.
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I jerk off all over the floor in the bathroom at work almost every shift
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My cousin wants me and she's good looking, we're not even blood related, but I'm not with it.
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When my nephews who have conservative godfag parents stay with me I let them shower with me and my gf. Not an issue with just me and them, but i know their parents would freak out if they knew gf was also with us.
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im a grown man and i just shat on myself. feelsbadman
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I have an imaginary friend that occupies >5% of all my thought
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>>687945127
I never understood showering with other people. How is it not awkward?
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i think killing tourists is fun
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I sometimes jerk off to girls that are underage
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>>687945513
Me to
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There are over 70 different pictures of the same person on my wall.
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been friends with a girl since girl scouts. showered with her and cuddled with her.

I masturbate daily to the thought of her.
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I fucked my best friends 15 year old sister
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I shot and killed five people in papua new guinea
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>>687945266
cause nudity isnt awkward for everyone, especially so in a family environment, I helped bathe/shower with my nephews since they were little. but everyone is different. The 1st few times with them with my gf was fairly awkward, mostly for them, but it's pretty normal now
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i only have 1 friend and he lives 30 miles away from me
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>>687946117
How old are they? I think there's an age where you get too old. My cousin showers with her 17 year old friends but she's wild so she's prolly in it for more than one reason.
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>>687945635
Shit man, virgin here who's dating a girl for the first time. How was the showering with her? The biggest thing I want to do is shower with a girl, I want to do it so fucking badly and hopefully I can with this girl I just started seeing
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>>687942679
No the fucking floor you dumb fuck
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>>687946371
8 & 10yo. granted there is an age where it isnt necessary/"normal" but past then it isnt harmful imo
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Meh :/
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I've been in a happy relationship for many years now, but I still think about my first love. She pops up in my mind at least once a day... We broke up almost 8 years now
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>>687945098
See that's what I hate about sheit like this. Even if I wanted to, I know it would only make her feel more like sheit about herself afterwards cause we both know my aunt would hate us for it. She's already got problems which is probably part of why she's willing to fuck me in the first place
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>>687945627
Animu girls aren't real people
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>>687947155
Nothing to hide from anyone here. It's good just to tell
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>>687940673
I've been hiding this from my parents
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>>687947536
It's of a real person.
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I just tried to show my cock in a thread but it 404'd while I took the picture. I just like making people look at it.
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>>687947669
Why, you don't wanna share?>>687947459
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I poked holes in all of my friends condoms and now they all have kids with shitty women who've made them miserable. I laugh to this thought each day
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>>687946507
different anon here, I have 4 sister and growing up I showered with them fairly often but showering with a gf is amazing especially the first few times when you get to explore her entire body all covered in soap. shower sex is meh, but fun in its own way. how long have u been together?
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>>687945789
WW2?
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>>687947834
My parents are very religious wouldn't understand
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>>687947672
>>687947536
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>>687940673
fucking asshole narcissist writing over a book, this picture will never not annoy me.
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>>687947834
I just did. What do you mean?
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>>687948044
Wtf is that?
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>>687940673
I accidentally the world once

then it got better
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>>687947669
how?
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>>687948225
I wish I knew.
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>>687940673
I don't like Mystery Science Theater. It's okay, and I appreciate the comedic medium but the movies just suck and I'm not a fan of that shit.

None of my friends know and every single one of them would be shocked that I just put up with that shit every time we end up watching it
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>>687940673

I live outside of my own country for work and have no desire to pursue a relationship. I frequently utilize sex shops here.
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>>687942560
stories?

What gender are you?

I had a cousin I used to fuck regularly when we were teens.
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I turned some cunt into porridge once
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I just used my young japanese roommates panties to jerk off with.
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>>687944907
that shit is hot.
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>>687948415
Tell too please. I have a cousin that wants to fuck now and need the stories.
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>>687947923
Only a couple of weeks but holy fuck have we ever been joking/flirting around about sex lately. She's coming over to my place tomorrow so who knows what'll happen

for example, she jokingly said "Fuck you" and I said "Where and when?" and she said "My place, now" anyway it's going well
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my older sister wanted my dick when i was in high school. never told anyone.

also she would invite girl friends of hers over and they would try and talk to me and get to know me. she stopped bringing them over. i also dressed fresh as fuck back then.

i've banged more middle-aged women than females my age. the connection is easier and less of an emotional investment for me. this is a secret cause when i tell people they usually think i'm full of shit.

i beat off once a week. recently i get sex maybe twice a week at most. i find this adequate.

another secret of mine i can think of is after i cum i usually lose interest.

when i am walking and someone wants to fight me (common in my city) sometimes i don't feel anything, when i should be feeling angry. i don't think this is normal.

twice i have beat off on a school bus back in middle school and came on the seat in front of me. moved seats both times and i don't think everyone knew what cum looked or smelled like at that age.

a friend left her panties over and i found them when i was doing laundry. washed them and never gave them back i kept them as a memento.
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>>687942707
You're doing the world a service. We're overpopulated
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>>687948487
Post panties anon.
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>>687940673
i sometimes wish of dropping everything and just wandering.
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>>687948604
I've told my stories here before and screencapped them so here's one
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>>687948738
and the other
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>>687948255
I keep her under my bed
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>>687948610
i remember being 12. congrats.
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>>687948727
kek
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>>687948851
thank you
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>>687940673
I hate my friends and their lives. Always talking about houses , lawns and kids. Boring fucks.
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I still browse 4chan.
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>>687948779
How old were you guys when these happened?
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>>687948972
:O
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>>687948972
lmao jsut fugg me up fam :------DD
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>>687949031
Her 9
Me 13
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My 5 yo niece wanted candy but she couldnt have any because it was close to bedtime. She then started to unzip my pants. I told her what is she doing. She told me she does this to daddy every time for candy because daddy said shed get candy if she did it.. dont know what to do..
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>>687948810
fair enough.
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>>687949171
get the kid candy, duh.
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>>687949031
old enough to know better.
>>687949132
you are not me faggot. proof
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>>687949171
Report to police. I'm not sure what you can do without proof but it's worth the effort. Could save the kid
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I raped a girl of her virginity when i was 21 and she was 19
I might have a half chinese baby somewhere in hong kong
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>>687949132
Obvious samefag
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>>687949247
Faggot quit pretending to be me.
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>>687949287
Thats the thing.. he is an officer himself..
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I was warned by my ex wife when we separated that i would never fully ever commit to another woman as she felt I had been with her. 6 months later I feel she is right as I am blowing through them and being disposable with them. I do not have the balls to tell she was right.
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>>687949247
I'm 19 my cousins 18. She's a solid 8.5/10. What was yours? I'm trying to weigh my odds here
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I am happily married. No, really! My wife is a cute 8/10. But I have a friend that is an 11/10, she's the most crazy hot beautiful woman I've seen. Think mix Jennifer Connelly and Scarlett Johansson with a bit of Taylor Swift and I really want to fuck her. I think my friend is a little into me but that way girls are where they kind of like you but wouldn't touch you with a 10' pole for real :/
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>>687942960
HI friend. Smoke weed when it's super acute
Sounds shit but it's worked well for me. Not a good long term solution though
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>>687949340
>I might have a half chinese baby somewhere in hong kong
you and 100000000 other guys
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my cats name is allah and i feed it bacon.....ime so ashamed
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>>687949356
anonymously call child protective services?
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>>687949454
12/16
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>>687949360
6 months is not a long time to get over someone you were committed as in marriage to, I wouldn't be so quick to assume this is how it's gonna be.
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>>687949360
>6 months later no luck
>I now know with 100% certainty that I will never find love ever again for as long as I live
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Me and the other supervisors like to stand around and gossip. If a team member looks at us, we ask him for a status update and give him more shit to do. During the hiring process, I always push for more girls to be hired and make sure that they get the best schedules. We girls lookout for each other; guys can go eat shit for all I care. Yeah, I'm sexiest, but I can get away with it.
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>>687949537
You should be: bacon has too much salt for a cat, it's bad for its health.
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>>687947669
What is that a sex doll?
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>>687949535
Not my fault chinese condoms are so weak
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>>687949356
You need to call protective services now. Holy shit if he hasn't already he's gunna rape that poor little girl.
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>>687940673
I posted noods on b
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>>687949541
Already did that. He knows its me but doesnt say anything he just gives me this evil look like i cant touch him. And on top of that he beats and rapes my sister evem though they are married. I know this because shes told me but hes like an untochable.. kinda want to kill him but o cant. Too risky
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>>687949623
lmao 10/10 b8
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No one who had a real secret would ever admit it, not even anonymously.
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>>687949722
Now what the fuck do you think?
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>>687949623
lol woman in lowest management thinks she is ceo or something. lol. go tell the cart pusher to push carts and continue to change the world, etc. lol
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>>687949516
into you because you represent a stable man improving his life. not into you in terms of sexual things. so what do you get out of having her as a friend?
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>>687949545
Prolly samefagging but if not my cousin started fucking with me when we were around 13 so I beleive it. Also I was asking what is she /10
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>>687949785
What kind of shitty logic is that?
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>>687949771
Fuck risk. He hurt your god damn family. Murder that bastard. Or give me his fucking name and I'll go do it myself you fucking scrublord.
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My truck moms finger tried bang me boyfriend time one
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>>687949865
>three lol's in one sentence

You deserve to be skinned to death you fucking normie scum piece of shit faggot
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>>687949785
Stop selfprojecting
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>>687949963
Lol
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>>687947669
How big is that thing?
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>>687949623
end yourself pls
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junkie fuck here, HIV +, and i give bums my used needles with a little bit of dope in em still
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>>687950056
lol
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>>687949623
triggered
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I eat cereals for supper and not breakfast is that bad :(
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I invoked the Norse god Loki once and it worked. I won't go into further detail but shit got real and people got hurt because of it.
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>>687949771
I know it's hard and even maybe even harder to convince your sister but videos don't lie, and one of those and a lot of free publicity because he's a cop doing that will get him away from your family for a long time.
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>>687949865
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL XDDDDDDDDD
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Every 4th thought is "I should probably kill myself"
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>>687949771
He beats and rapes your own flesh and blood and you're seriously not going to do anything about it?? Call him out in his office. Make a big fucking fuss about it. Post his info on bullshit Facebook meme style and circulate that shit. This is the day and age where activists will bitch and moan for you, all you gotta do is get the ball rolling
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My sister raped me when i was 17. She was 25 and drunk. She said not to tell anyone. Fast foward 4 years. Shes married and has a kid. Thing is thats my kid. But her husband thinks its his...
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>>687950115
There's a special place in hell for you you piece of shit. Cereal is for breakfast. Kill yourself.
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>>687950089
lmao
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>>687947911
Savage af
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>>687950121
You have delusions m8
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>>687950115
No, but saying cereals instead of cereal is
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>>687948446
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>>687950102
>that black line on right border
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>>687950185
Things that didn't happen on 4chan
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>>687950121
>I won't go into further detail but shit wasn't real and I'm making this up
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>>687950185
Are you a complete pathetic pussy, or just a compulsive liar with incest fantasies?
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I wanna fuck my mom really bad...

Almost did while she was sleeping.
Love sneaking peeks while she sleeps.
Her pussy tastes so good
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>>687950185
If bullshit then faggot daydream/10
If real then breddyfuctupdood/10, would lannister again.
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>>687944680
did a similar thing in kindergarten
regret also
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>>687950383
The first one. Should i tell him??
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>>687950385
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>>687949897
tits were always small and still are but I loved their taste.
I never really considered what she was in terms of beauty, I just loved her and loved having sex with her and doing all this intense shit with her, exploring our bodies together. We drifted apart eventually and nobody ever found out. We've talked about it and while I tried to do some rekindling at one point she was firm in her decision to try and be normal.
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>>687945789
WW2 or recently or are you from PNG anon?
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>>687949516
>they kind of like you but wouldn't touch you with a 10' pole for real :/

that's called not liking you, anon
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>>687950296
>This nigga only eats one cereal
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>>687949877
I hate you cuts you're rite :p what do I get out of being her friend? Well, a fiend! Besides the hotness she great, funny, witty, intelligent, interesting and even an entrepreneur. I know I'm never gonna fuck her no matter how much I want to, but she's cool as a mate besides that
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>>687949623
i found the tumblrina
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First response decides if I try to duck this girl 0-2, my cousin 3-5, neither 6-8, or both 9
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>>687950579
No, cereal is plural. Just like Lego is, there is no need for an "s"
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>>687948683
>after I cum I usually lose interest

That's not a secret, that's biology
When you cum tonnes of dopamine is released, and after this release there usually isn't a lot left, especially if you masturbate/have sex multiple times a week, and this lack of dopamine is what makes you feel bad/bored/uninterested after an ejaculation
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>>687949771
the best thing you can do then is to go to a news station dude. Take it to television, expose that fucker and the authorities who can't or won't do anything. It'll get ugly but you'll get something done that way
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>>687950449
But you are pussy, so you wont...
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>>687950461
Why is this making me hard? Fuck you I don't want this shit in my life. I don't know where to fucking find more of this shit. Fuck.
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killed a kid in afagan because my buddy said i didnt have the balls to do it
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>>687950686
no
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I want to become Dracula. I slick my hair back, and keep looking at myself saying I want to suck your blood! in the mirror while covering myself in invisible ink. I also stitched together a cape made from my grandma's curtain. She got mad but she doesn't understand my dream. I also go out at night in my backyard to run around and do Dracula things. I look at the moon and say the creatures of the night are calling or some cryptic shit. I also managed to fashion a cardboard box coffin to sleep in. I wanted to make it out of wood but my grandma won't let me. She's a real buzzkill. She is gonna be my first victim once I am fully transformed.
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>>687950687
No, you aren't thinking clearly because you havent had a proper breakfast in 20+ years.
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>>687950437
kek
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>>687940673
every time when i am in a hotel or air bnb and there is a soap dispenser which isn't renewed after each guest, i always cum in it and imagine how a young kid rubs her pie with my cum
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>>687950121
okay and I'll bet you have 40 different black belts too
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I love the smell of my own farts
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>>687950686
Try 2 duck bruh
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>>687950710
Yup i wont.
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I TELL LIES ON THE INTERNET AND SUCK MY OWN FUCKS
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>>687950121
What dosages you one?
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>>687950804
Me too
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>>687950115
>cereals
>supper

look kid, you're going to hell right now so pack your shit and add some sunglasses
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>>687950760
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I'm 25 and I'm in a sexless relationship
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>>687950500
See I don't ever want have to try to be normal. I don't want the self confliction that comes with that it's hard enough managing my tourettes, and she has problems she already has to deal with.
I guess I won't fuck with her for the betterment of both of us. The things I do to be a good person.
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>>687950839
Just take the pasdive route and drop an anonymous letter somewhere he will find it....or you know....stop making up shit on the internet...
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>>687950733

everyone does that when they have the chance, don't feel bad
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>>687940673
I wear women's underwear whenever i can, my family and gf don't know, but a friend from school does

>inb4 sissy
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>>687950738
You're right, you were the first response and now it's neither. Thanks man!
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>>687950516May bro, I didn't mention but she's married too. For most people there is a big red very clear line between "I like you" and "I would actually endanger my marriage by boning you"
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>>687950937
Not hard to change that
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I regularly post my own nudes pretending to be my 'boyfriend' because I just like the attention and you all make me feel good about my body
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I've fucked a 60yr old granny regularly a 50yr old granny and a 35yr old milf.....yeah not too proud but the milf was good, also fucked two dudes up the ass im 22
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i don't really like her, but her comedy entertains me. her dog is cute and fuzzy, too.
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>>687949623
i'm glad that i don't work in retail
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>>687950930
this what it should look like
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I'm the devil(satan) and I'm not of this world.
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>>687950731
Because you are a closeted faggot
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>>687951000
in front of there mother? i let her live.....
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this body type is almost my ideal except the tits are too small. everything else tho
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>>687951179
>carbs with no nutritional value
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>>687951227
yeah youshouldhave killed both, the worlds overpopulated.

shame on you
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>>687951227
ops*their
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>>687951227

where's the fun if no one sees?
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>>687951179
Notice how it says "bowl of CEREAL" not cereals
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>>687951297
dat one has fruit in it. Is good.
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>>687951295
Any good pics of her?
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Im catfishing 3 girls ages 15, 18, 23. (Im 21 and married already). Im doing this as an experiment on what age gets attached more and how they relate even though they are of different sexualities. The 15 yo claims shes Pansexual, 18 is bisexual, and 23 is A sexual. Ive been at it for a week and so far theyve all sent nudes without me asking. But just by being their emotional support. Will update in a week.
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>>687950943
>The things I do to be a good person.
>I don't ever want have to try to be normal
pick one
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>>687951295
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>>687951102
Wahhh....and two dudes kekk
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>>687940673
I want to become a sociopath. I hate caring for people I don't give a shit about. I hate guilty and the feeling of fear. I don't want a relationship but instead just sex. Also everyone likes pop music, it really sucks ass. I actually enjoy classical.
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>>687951394
It also says eatin babies at the top so what made you think i was a proper person to be arguing nutritional value with?
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>>687951538
Who said anything about nutritional value?
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>>687949623
>women doing manual labor
>men are now the minority in retail jobs
when did this happen?
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>>687951295

the lines along her delts and pecs are perfect for her bone structure; built without being too big
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>>687950687
>I want Lego
Or
>I want Legos
Choose your own adventure!
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>>687951620
We were TALKING about your piss poor breakfast skills.

Jesus Fuck try to keep up.
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>>687945263
I am an imaginary friend of a lot of people. It makes me feel more real.
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>>687951452

do not judge my taste; her opinions are like caviar for the mind
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>>687951816
I hope you drop dead.
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>>687951620
Different guy, but put it to rest anon. He got ya beat.
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I'm gay and love my best friend. There were these girls that 'ship' us. I got drunk and told him. He was utterly repulsed. He doesn't even know I am gay. He is sleeping in the next room and I am so very lonesome
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>>687951114

bloonche!
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>>687951435

i wish
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>>687951853
>caviar for the mind
you are literally the worst faggot
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It was late in the evening. I was walking home from a friends place when I came upon an empty wheel chair in a green strip. A man was passed out on the ground about 10 feet away. I could have helped him (or at least got him some help) but I had to crap really bad, so I booked it home instead.
Not sure what happened to him.
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>>687951442
Damn savage AF
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Hillery has my vote, only because i what to eat her pussy
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I stole cash off my drug dealer uncle. Blamed it on his addict son and broke his leg. Never found out it was me.
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>>687950594
my friend you can change your stars.
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>>687949953
please elaborate
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>>687951450
I can do both
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>>687949623
I get it tho. Some people willnever amount to anything. So they default to a position of power at whatever worthless retail chain they're working at and just make the pimple faced teenagers hate them until the kids leave. All the while those "supervisors" age, and get older as they convince themselves they're happy doing basically nothing with their lives. The kids keep coming in and they always stay 16-18, so out of resentment you make their lives a living hell and the cycle repeats until you die.

It's pretty funny I guess, but in more of an ironic way.
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>>687952368
my car tried to mom me in the back seat of her friends finger
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>>687948330
That's fucked up.
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I'm actually several small dogs stacked on top of one another in a trench coat.

My children would be devastated if they found out.
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>>687952649
jesus fucking christ i believe you
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>>687941369
Was that your secret?
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>>687952649
Bet your life's a real bitch
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>>687952288
I guess that's my secret, I'm trying but very low key. What to be able to deny it in case my wife catches wind of what I'm up to
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I honestly believe I'm going tochanf the world. I know how it sounds saying it I cringe every time j think about it, but I don't care about cringe, I care about changing things.
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>>687952649
Mother of god.
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>>687952488
Meh, that's normality. Nearly all of us do nothing note worthy in our lives. Most jobs are mundane menial bullshit meant to make some rich cunt even richer.
Success is not ending up in prison or strung out on drugs. Everything beyond that is gravy.
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>>687952844
Change*
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>>687952042

probs but so what
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>>687952875
Nah, if you accept anything less than greatness for your mundane day in/day out life you should just kill yourself and stop consuming.
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I let my older cousin do lewd stuff to me when I was around eight. He got caught and I didn't really defend him because I thought I was in trouble. He ended up in prison and is probably having a fucked life now. He was 16 or 17 at the time. I kinda feel bad about it, but I dunno if he would have done it anyways.
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I had a hormone imbalance as a little boy and at the same time being molested and at one point raped buy two of my uncle's and a distant relatives son which left me mentally unstable and praying for death. I try to work out as much as possible to fit in and be manly but all I want is death but I can't do it. I'm fucking pussy that needs to be gunned down in the fucking street.
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I was raped (willingly talked into it) from the age of 7 to 13 buy my next door neighbor.
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>>687946352
i'll be your bro.
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>>687953074
The world doesn't function without menial shit jobs, and there's only so many astronaut, rockstar, and presidential positions of employment to go around.
If you're lucky, you'll get a job that you don't hate and can make a decent living off of.
Sorry to crush dreams kid.
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>>687944035
Be careful. That's a good way to get an embolism, which can kill you.
I recommend an inflatable buttplug, it is safer.
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>>687953227
I never told anyone. I used to eat with them at every family get together and occasionally try to talk to them but since I turned 16, the memory of them holding me down and raping me keeps coming and I cry a lot and try my hardest to forget. I just recently stopped drinking and smoking, I've been getting worse and with depression. I couldn't fucking my girlfriend, I can't hangout with guys. I just want to die.
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I am posting photos of my 22 year old sister on 4chan to have them shooped, I also viewed her nudes a couple of times(no I dont have them now)
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>>687953677
why not do the world a favor and kill them before you go?
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>>687951102
inb4 mac
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>>687953380
You're still mistaken. Its actually the best way to ensure the world works the best. If all the menial bastards kill themselves, less consumption is required, and thus less product is required. Soon fast food, restaurants, all that bullshit shuts down and the only ones who survive are those who can fight for it.

Sorry to break your false reality, but you're essentially an all consumption parasite. I can mail you a noose though if you dont know how to tie one.
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>>687953677
Revenge. I mean, if you're thinking of offing yourself, why not take a few pedos out first?
Hell, you might not even feel like suicide after.
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When I was 15, I let this 11 yr old kid stick his small undeveloped penis between my legs (he thought it was my ass) just as bait for me to do the same. He got scared of my dick, and offered to suck it instead. He did it but didn't finish the job. Instead, he said if I let him hit me 50 times he'd suck my dick 50 times. He was a bit crazy sometimes, so I am guessing he was a sadist and got pleasure from it. Some other kid came and joined in hitting me. He asked what I was getting in return and actually guessed it but I was too afraid he'd snitch that I said he was wrong. I'm sure he didn't believe me though. I have many stories actually.
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>>687953914
Ya, the breakdown of society, mad max style....
Like I said kid, you're living a retarded fantasy that will NEVER come true.
Now hurry up with those french fries.
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>>687946352
bro <3
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>>687953914

can you mail me a moose?
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>>687954166
I can even mail you a poose
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>>687953188
What's your sex? Str8 pedos tend to get harsher sentences, ironically.
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>>687954232

i'll settle for nothing less than a mailed moose
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>>687954143
Of course your consumerist brain craves deep fried artery bullshit to clog your fat veins.

Its cool, one day you'll realize how right I am, and how much your life actually sucks while you struggle to make in two years what I make in half of one. When that day comes, call me up, I'll pay you more money than youve ever made in your life just to hang yourself on cam.
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>>687948810
mom's always know.. so next time you walk down take a good look at her and you will see her shame.
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>>687953677
Well, if you're killing yourself, you gotta get your justice served. Expose them, tell your family, leave a letter, confront them one by one and have them admit it in recording. But don't just leave without having their sorry ass lives finished. If there's no limitations to reporting your abuse, fucking take them all to jail at the very least.
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>>687954433
Howbouta goose?
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>>687940673
I can turn 360 degrees and walk away
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posting secrets? alright
i secretly jack off to my best friend while she isnt looking
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>>687948044
It's of a boi. Gayy
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I molested my sister for years when we were kids. I hate myself for it. Never raped her just touched her.

I joined the us military in hopes i would be KIA.

Ended up killing over 20 Iraqi soldiers

Now im 30 and have 2 kids. I still hate myself.
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>>687940673
sent this to her coworkers/friends/and family
and she's the one that confided in me about this
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>>687949771
Get evidence of his crimes, preferably video evidence.

Make sure someone you trust (ideally, multiple someones) knows that he has a grudge against you, and that if you disappear or something happens to you, he was likely responsible.

Get a gun if you can. Keep it with you always.

Go to the media with evidence, or to a lawyer you trust, preferably one he is not friendly with. They can help you explore options.

If all else fails, kill him yourself. You have many options for this. If he is a cop, he will be a bit harder to take down than the average person, and may be armed. Poison would be effective, but is also suspicious. Making it look like random violence may work better; cops get killed occasionally.

In the end, remember that this is your family at stake. They are more important than your own life. If you must die to ensure his death, so be it. It is up to you to make peace with this concept.
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>>687954490

shoulda gone with howsabouta, now i'm really dead set on a mailed moose
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>>687954662

did you shoot a kid in front of its mother? that's the real test in iraq, or so i've heard
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>>687954690
Youre gunna get the fuck over it unless you want a dead one, live animal shipment is too expensive and far too humane.
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Everytime i skype with my best friend i record it because she has nice tits
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>>687940673
ex gf just got married.
ex gf that I was in friend zone for ages with.
finally went on company outing in vegas.
got drunk as fuck, plowed that ass.
dated for a year, shit went south.

now... I have 0 chance at that again.
them feels.
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Sometimes my dog want fuck me
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>>687954686
OR, use poison... You can grow monkshood it takes about 2 years to mature and just whip up some tea for the bastard. A small amount will get the job done making it seem as if they died from heart failure. Small amount hard to trace may take 3-5 days but it'll get them.
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>>687954789

i didn't specify living or dead so mail me a moose already
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>>687950839
Don't tell him. No man deserves to have his life destroyed like that.
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>>687954839
Your inability to use grammar correctly shows just how young you are. Fuck off.
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>>687954839

Sometimes my dog want marry me
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>>687945789
what province?

I ran over a Rascal in Port Moresby. His femurs snapped like twigs. I laughed and drove off
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>>687954777
Shot a kid that was running towards us. Thought he was a sb. Turned out he only wanted food.
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>>687940673
It's never going to happen.
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>>687954951
k gimme address phone number soc security number cc number fathers maiden name
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lol, deluded fantasies from some cocky little prat that doesn't have pubes yet.
Oh, and we're all consumers, retard....unless you live on oxygen and your own ego for sustenance.
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>>687947394
Same. Do you think you'll ever stop thinking about her?
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>>687954444
Holy shit. I'm suddenly inspired.
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>>687945513
with girls wearing crop tops and yoga pants its so hard for my dick to tell right from wrong
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>>687954235
I'm a guy but he treated me like a girl, so meh. I liked the feeling I got down there, but he did a shit ton of sensual stuff that were kinda sketchy. Might just be me though, idk.
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>>687954777
I served in Iraq as part of a Special Operations task force.

I wasted an entire car full of cunts from Sadr City, Finished the driver off with my side arm.
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>>687940673
i want my dad to die
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>>687955071

people saw you do it tho, right, so no one can call you a pussy who didn't have the balls to shoot a kid?
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>>687955315
That's cold
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>>687955071
guess he wasn't expecting a lead salad
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>>687955399
he deserves it.
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>>687955412
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>>687955297
Lucky, my uncle went straight for something out of a max hardcore scene
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have a stupid fetish.
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>>687955501
Abuse?
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>>687954804
now i know why I don't use skype anymore
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>>687955330
I wasnt the only one aiming down range. My entire unit watched that kid die. My CO even shook my hand for it. I still feel as if i should be killed for it. I destroyed another innocent life. Im a terrible person.
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>>687940673
Used to sleep over at my friends house and jerk off in his bed when he was sleeping to the thought of fucking his mom. Did it pretty regularly.
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>>687955632
yeah.
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>>687940673
Im into milfs, my gf is 2 yrs older than me, but when i come to her house i go to the toilet and i sniff her mother dirty panties and that turns me on so much that i fuck my gf thinking about her mother (her mother is like 45 but she have great legs, and amazing personality, she is lonely mother)
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i use to work at a ice cream shop and would regularly fuck my boss during work hours. we would go into the back and or in the freezer and fucked almost every shift i worked. we would always do riskier and riskier things after the normal stuff got old hack
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New thread ?
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>>687940673
I hired a black guy 2 months ago in my own retail, I called him a nigger and he punched me in the face, but he still worked for me for atleast a week.

Ironically his name was Tyrone.
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>>687955675
Accidents happen, man. You didn't really make that decision to kill him. You should let go of that burden.
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>>687955702
Also used to fool around with a different best friend and his sister when i was like 5-7
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>>687955763

green text
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>>687955614
Meh, I think it's because my cousin is/was legitimately attracted to kids and didn't just see me as a hole to fuck. Lots of tongue and kissing, actually what he was doing when he got caught.
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>>687955702
also, my brother made me lick/suck his dick when i was like 5. And my dad sexually assaulted me while he was sleeping.
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>>687955811
The shrink keeps telling me that. Its hard to do. Honestly i wish i could just say I'm sorry to his parents. If they are even alive...
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>>687955702
mfw i have crippling anxiety, plus major depression now causing me to drop out of hs like 4 yrs ago. But all in all, I turned out really good from a moral standpoint surprisingly.
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>>687955049
>Rascal

sounds like hick garbage with delusions of superiority
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>>687955618

stupid is pretty hot tbhfam
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>>687955925
>be me 22 work at ice cream shop
>not a big shop so just me and store owner
>fairly built, on track and field team
>boss is 30 something, small and petite but total onion butt
>she makes a couple of passes at me and i return them
>2 weeks into the job we are in the back fucking
>shit was fucking cash
>4 months of constant fucking every shift
>we would close early so we can fuck in the store and against glass windows
>after a while says she wants to start getting more wild
>start doing more things during busy hours
>every time i came into the back to get something she'd try to pull my dick out which i usually let her
>have people waiting on ice cream while i'm getting blown
>she wanted to use a cock ring and wireless vibrators for each other during work ours
>kept this all strictly during work hours, we never went home to each other.
>all this goes on for another 5 months
>cont?
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