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Followed some bitch home.
She's passed out.
What now?
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fuck her
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Tits or gtfo!
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nudes now!
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Put something funny on her, like a Spider-Man mask or something. I know that's really specific, but I can't get the mental image out of my head.
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Face and nudes
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Show her ass
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>>687937321
rip your cock off and leave it in her fridge
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timestamp
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Tits or GTFO
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Give me something harder to do.
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>>687937321
timestamp with your cock on her face
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Take her phone, unlock it, then update it then reset it!
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gag her and tie her to the bed
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what's her dvd situation
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>>687937321
video of you rubbing your cock on her face, tits, and vagina
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Timestamp with a shoe on the belly
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>>687937986
finger in her asshole
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prop her up and lets see her asshole
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Omg!! That BTCH looks dead!! Did you chock her?! You said she passed out!
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I made her touch herself lol
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Time stamp.
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>>687938369
you fucking suck at this. stick your dick in her. shit on her boobs. do something crazy already.
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>>687938704
Do this
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>>687938905
No, do this: >>687938443
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Dude this is a once in a lifetime moment, you need to tie her up and if she wakes up punch her in the face till she blacks out, then shit on her face and shove it down her throat. Fist her pussy as she gags on your shit till she passes out again. I think it be best to wash her up and turn her over and tie her hands to her knee's so she's stuck in a bent over position. Then lube your hand up and slowly work your fingers in her asshole. Make her cry out as you jammed more fingers in deeper and harder, till your whole fist is buried deep inside her ass. Fuck yeah, punch fuck her asshole till her inside started falling out through her gaping bloody ass and jam your whole hand in her, grab her intestines and slowly pull everything you can out of her. Then slowly jack off and cum in her face as she struggled for her last breath.
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>>687939279
Wtf, dude.. Just wtf...
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its less funny with sexual stuff-

do something weird and jarring, like put a spider man mask on her or something,
something childish and stupid but amusing and offensive at the same time
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Full nude of her, with legs spread.

Also, show tease with dick near her face.
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so her this thread and tell her is famous now
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>>687938369
Timestamp or GTFO
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swastika on belly
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>>687939416
Sorry mate, I get going sometimes. Maybe just diddle her clit some.
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>>687939612
Seconded
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>>687937321
Sharpie in pooper
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Ts or gtfo
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Op isn't responding, and furthermore, no timestamp. Probably ran out of pictures to use.
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BALLS ON FOREHED
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Tie her ankles together then leave
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>>687939719
Literally what everyone else said. He even already posted a pic of her tits, you faggot.
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yeah put a spiderman mask on her
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>>687939839
He's saying time stamp you nigger lover
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>>687939279
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>>687939891
No, Generic luchadore mask.
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ditch her and show more of YOUR chest
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>>687939612

100% this.
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>>687939975
C'mon, I said I was sorry...

>>687939656
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>>687939839
Your autistic GTFO you fucking newfag.
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>>687939998
I can see it now
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>>687939416
This is /b/
Kill yourself you fucking summerfag
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>>687940211
Dubs demands it.
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>>687940211
I've been there since long, long time. Idiot.
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Uppdate: i put my shoe on her lower back and my finger in her ass. Took a pic and she woke up as I was taking it. She's so drunk so she passed out again. Waiting for her to fall asleep completely for new pic
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>>687940596
You're full of shit OP
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>>687940596
Finger in ass again
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Uppdate 2: we are at her place. Looking for fun stuff to pose her with.
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>>687940596
Take your time and give us a good pic.
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Will lurk for 3 more minutes
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Give her a bowl of eggs and tell her "You don't have to tell me what happened but you have to eat these".
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>>687940503

>I've been there since long, long time. Idiot.

WTF and two weeks is not a long time faggot
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>>687940596
Pic soon OP, or your thread is fucked. No bump for you until then.
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>>687939656
Woah m8 steady on....
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>>687941076
Bump
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>>687940596
>Still no timestamp
>No image of described pic
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>>687941144
dub, dubs have spoken
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 ▲
â–² â–²
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>>687940596
ain't nobody got time for dat!
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Get some mustard or something and write 4CHAN all over her walls.
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>>687937321
Steal her kidneys and pawn em so you can buy me some reddit gold.
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Sorry do disapoint you faggots. Only found my shoe so far.
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Where is spiderman?
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Invasion start
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>>687941047
How about 2009? How old you were? 3?
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>>687941714
Okay OP, you have my bump.
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>>687941714
>Still no timestamp

Jesus christ OP, do you block out any replies asking for a timestamp?
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>>687941714
shit on her bedsheet and smear shit over her ass. start screaming like a small girl and yell on her that she pooped herself
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One more pic without timestamp and I fuck this thread
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>>687941811
>How old you were?

English mother fucker do you speak it?
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>>687942129
This.
OP is being a fgt
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Look at the name of the pic? Timestamp enough for you counts?
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>>687941714
Look, it's this thread again.jpg

Just kill yourself already, OP.

Sage goes in all fields.
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Pussy/Tits or gtfo
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>>687942247
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>>687942339
Dis nigger stupid , scroll up ya coon
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>>687942247
Nothing to do here.
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Op deliver plz
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>>687942247
Finger in ass
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>>687940211
>thinking /b/ is still edgy and not just a bunch of reddit and tumblr faggots
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Charger in the ass? Now that's a challange
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>>687941714
>all these faggots crying for timestamp
just enjoy the ride for as long as it goes
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>>687942247
You know you can rename files right?
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>>687942247
It could be anybody at any date at any country
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>>687942247
Time stamp, and then if she has laptop, delete everything, and download a shit tonne of porn
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>>687942634
does it charge your phone?
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cock on her lips. or side of her face
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>>687942634
>Charger in the ass?
Literally nobody in this thread asked for that.
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Clear picture of her face
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Post a thumbs up in next pic
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>>687942821


>>687939279
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>>687937321
real test we never asked for charger in pooper put a sharpie in her pooper or else fuck off
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Write stuff on her
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>>687942994
>Ctrl+F
>Nothing in that reply mentioned charger
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Choke her.
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>>687943142
Like the date and time.
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>>687942718
top kek
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put her hand in warm water
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find her dirty panties from all week and pile them on her face.
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Draw the number 47 on her tits
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Roll up a piece of paper and insert in ass and ill believe and santa clause
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>>687943272
dooooo eeeet.
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Make a convincing picture that shows that this is for real.
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>>687942170
What?
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Boobs because.
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No more shit. No more face and no dicks. Give me a legiti challange or this is dead.
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>>687943513
ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
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>>687943584
Hbout fuck you

You cancer memes are fake
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>>687943584
Thumbs up in a pic or this is fake
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>>687943584
Is a timestamp enough of a challenge?
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>>687943584
How bout you quit being a total sperglord and fuck her ass raw? you fucking beta piece of shit, what are you waiting for?
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>>687943599
Y-yes
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>>687943584
>Everyone asks for timestamp
>''muh gimme challenge this is so boring''
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Lick her boobs
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Dude straight up take a pic with thumbs up
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>>687939279
No that is stupid, they can trace the semen in the lab.
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>>687943584
>legiti challange
OP is mentally challenged.
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Yaawwwwnnnn Fake hype is fake.
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Kill her. That's enough of a challenge.
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>>687943808
Kek
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>>687943808
kek
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>>687939279
HEY
>>687939279

WAKE THE FUCK UP
>>687939279
>>687939279
>>687939279
>>687939279

MORE

OF

THIS
4

CHAN
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>>687943233
This
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>>687943584
CHALLENGE: take a bite of her tits
>just do it
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Still don't belive?
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Let down.
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>>687943808
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>>687943996
For the record I believed. Still want face pic
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>>687943996
Still being a complete shitboner? Quit touching yourself and fuck her already
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>>687943996
Piss on walls
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>>687943996
There we go, now in ass
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>>687943996
Im sorry that it was so hard to fucking write
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>>687943996
put that watch inside of her cunt
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penetrate her
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>>687944203
Roll
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>>687944190
without taking it off your wrist
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jizz on back/ass
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Lick her balls
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rolling for spreaded legs and cunt
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Probably most of guys on this thread wouldn't have the balls to fucked her. Still batches about op not doing it. Topkek
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>>687943996
Good, now actually follow what people request.
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>>687944333
trips demands it
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No guts no glory OP
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>>687937321
0P, finger in her pussy! D0 it
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dick in her mouth
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jizz on her
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Here's a real challenge: put some clothes in her. Like fully dress her
>she'll think your nice for not raping her
>you don't go to jail
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She almost woke up. Had to think fast.
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Rolling for initiative.
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>>687944333
Trips have sp0ken
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>>687944351
Yeah, but they wouldn't make a thread asking people on what to do, then yawn about it not being hard enough.
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>>687944473
On her
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lick her boobs!!!
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>>687944476
what the fuck
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>>687944476
choke her with your dick
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>>687944488
Trips then Dubs
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you should wake her up through water on her and scream at her saying get the fuck outta my house bitch
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>>687944504
Words of wisdom
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Its totally just his sister..
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>>687944476

put ur dick in her mouth
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rolling for op sitting on her face and taking a shit
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>>687944674
/thread
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>>687944476
she's your wife, stop talking shit op
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>>687944674
that makes it even better.
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An hero next to her. That should surprise her.
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Serial killer confirmed?
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>>687944674
Hey, that's my kind of fetish
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>>687944860
Naw, but surely autism confirmed.
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piss in her ears or eyes or inside of her mouth ass or pussy dont care just fuckin punish that bitch
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>>687944835
She'd be surprised that OP actually did something we told him to.
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She likes it :3
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>>687944808
>>687944880
But is it OP's?
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>>687944860
(Sjw intensifies?)
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jizz on her
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>>687944950
Asked for finger in ass not pussy
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>>687944950
lick it and take a pic.
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>>687944950
splooge on face
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is she kill OP ?
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Yall got some weirdass fukin' relationship mofukkers.
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Take more pics OP
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>>687937321
>aftermath
more like the afterSCIENCE
am i right guys, haha
BAZINGA!
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>>687944937
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Sharpie in pooper?
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It is his wife or GF. I'm out.
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I know that tattoo
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Kill her für dem lulz
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>>687944950
>:3
OP is 12
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>>687944950
Op, think you can film at least a bit of it and make a webmaster for us? Or maybe upload a whole video
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>>687945153
Apply noose to neck.
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Why you fgt wanna see me or poop? The fucking is wrong with you?
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>>687945230
Or just retarded
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>>687945251
you sound suprised.
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>>687945251
My nan has parkinsons and she can take a better picture
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>>687945251
The fucking is wrong with you OP?

Kek
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>>687945251
still waiting for you to choke her with your dick
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>>687945251
it's /b/ idiot, why you be retarded?!
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>>687945320
Or just..
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>>687945251
> asking b what is wrong with them.
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He aint gunna do shit, Leaving
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>>687945251
no whats fucking wrong with you raping a passed out girl?
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>>687945251
confirmed OP is asian
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It is his wife so he wont do shit.
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>>687945251
>Uses :3
>Wonders what's wrong with /b/
>Doesn't do what /b/ asks it to do
OP is a newfag.
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>>687945251
If you don't like b there's always Tumblr available for faggots like yourself.
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>>687945443
WOOOORRLLLDDDSSTAAARRR

lol now op is raped
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Play Scrabble.
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5555 mofukkers
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Op stop being a faggot and just shove that fuckin fist up her pussy with the watch included
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>>68794559
dubs for this
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just kill her already
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>>687945555
5555 mofukkkkkeeeeer!!!!!
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4chan you had your chance to do something funny with me. Now she's awake. Good job as always. OP out.
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>>687945555
Damn
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>>687945555
quadtastic!
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>>687945598
dubs for thisss
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>>687937321
>followed some bitch home

OP as a stalker.
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>>687937321
Wake her up and hand her a bowl of eggs
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>>687945698
Get our fgt, didn't do shit anyways
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>>687945771

No shit, Sherlock.
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>>687945698
Kek. You should probably just play around with her more instead of trying to prove faggots being wrong.
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>>687945698
Do you know her?
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>>687945698
You had your chance to follow our requests and do something funny. But you're a faggot, and she woke up.
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>>687945698
Lol his wife/gf just didn't want anything in the pooper
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I wasted quads and dubs here
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>>687945698
>Now she's awake
>Is not panicking and trying to escape
Pretty sure that was his mom
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>>687945346
holy kek
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>>687945698
>Follows girl home
>No shoes or socks
>Refuses to defile house
>Refuses to do anything funny or cool
>OP is ultrafgt
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did u get your toe tatto in turkey ? lol i got 2 friends wit hthe exact same tattoo on their big toe
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>>687944476
nigger, you're going to prison!

this shit is a felony. she CANNOT CONSENT

REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>687946139
this better be b8
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>>687946139
Shutup bitch i rolled quads
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>>687946244
i see no quads?
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>>687946310
Scroll up
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>>687946534
ah ok
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take pics of u abusin that hoe
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>>687945783
>Whyareyoudoingthis.jpeg
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>>687942247
you know there are different time zones and this is a world wide thing right? the time on your watch means nothing
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>>687946755
Show's over latefag.
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>>687941743
Seconded 4 no TS by Opee
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>>687942247
That tells us NOTHING YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
AGRGRGFRGFHEHDZIZBHSUEOOSH HOW CAN ANYONE BE THIS RETARDED
IF THIS IS A FUCKING TROLL IT WORKED
CONGRATULATIONS SHITLORD YOU A FUCKING BITCH
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>>687945698
You're retarded. Never make a thread again.
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>>687947951
>not reading rest of the thread
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>>687942406
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>>687948313
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>>687942634
Are you retarded
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>>687948474
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>>687939279
this but keep your pinky up if you want to be proper.
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>>687946030
Kek
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>>687944333
Check'd
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Get cancer and die of aids you barely fingerbanging cocksucker
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>>687945965
It's okay, we all wasted something itt.
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>>687938369
couple of fat pigs . fucking disgusting
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