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Ask some Marines something pt 2.
Sorry for not posting dick pics.
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Do you regret joining the marine corps?
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Want to go into military for SF, what branch is best?
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>>687914771
why is it that you and your group look lke young faggots?
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>>687914771
What's happening?
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>>687914882
Fuck no snake!
>>687914991
It depends, they all are important and require dedication.
>>687914998
Hahaha we are all faggots. Your with nothing but men and some ugly ass women. We get alot of slow fire fuck off time.
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>>687914771
What's your MOS?
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>>687915309
What is a snake...
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What's your guys' MOS? Or are you still in MOS school? If so, what MOS are you in school for?
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>>687915248
Killing time, ain't nothing to do right now at the stumps.
>>687915335
2800. Still in school, scratch that. Waiting to pick up for school.
The real moto for the Marines is standby to standby
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How does it feel knowing you joined the Marines just to be a total over entitled pussy?
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>>687915471
https://youtu.be/VIylwth99Wg
>>687915504
Still in school/waiting to pick up. 2800/5900 and I think we have a 7200 in here
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>>687914771
Holy shit, i was thinking about joining. How much hazing have you guys experienced on fleet within the first year?

Do the barracks/living area have enough room to work on personal projects?

How many machinists(2161) do you see on base? Are they actually doing their MOS?
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>>687916090
Lol cute, though your partly right, most Marines are that way, but it's usually the ones who go out in public wearing marine branded clothing. If it really matters, I joined for shits and giggles, though two of the other Marines regret joining, and one joined for just the dress blues.
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>>687916743
Why did they regret joining? What did they expect?
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>>687916743
I would join for dress blues.
but I want to pilot helicopters
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whats it like throwing your life away from some cunt in an office who sees you as assets instead of people?
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>>687916333
Still waiting for schooling, about 2-5 months of waiting till we pick up schooling that lasts about a year.
What kind of projects?
The barracks are ok, but it's old, we are the poorest.
And don't think 2161 comes to 29 palms.
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Why do you do gay shit then when someone asks you say "it's a marine thing".

Why say first to fight when you go in after spec war and bombs, y'all don't even rate pog
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Do you recommend training before bootcamp or fuck it?
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>>687914771
Fuck is that guy up there?
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>>687914771
Did you guys go through parris islands?
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How many corpsman dicks have you sucked/fucked
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Fucking boot trash
Is this in the fucking 52 area
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>>687916877
They expected low drag high speed shit, not waiting and doing nothing all damn day. There is alot of down time. >>687916892
You can pilot helicopters still
>>687917044
Don't give a shit! I joined for me, not for them.
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>all those BCG's
looks like you're in red phase boot or ait - or whatever the marine equivalent is.
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>>687917523
Fire guard.
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>>687917811
No shit, really? He stays up there in casee of a fucking fire?
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>>687914771
How does it feel to not actually be a marine yet? Or better yet, a pog in the marines?
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>>687918003
Whats a pog?
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no headphones allowed in uniform. fucking pog
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>>6879171
Some stupid crafting project for an attack on titan cosplay. Spraypainting and model sized building
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>>687918039
person other than grunt - what op is
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>>687918039
Personnel other (than) grunt = pog. Pretty much anyone not combat arms. Or if you're infantry, pretty much anyone but infantry.
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>>687914771
why are all marines giant faggots?
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>>687914771
Ask them to check out FreeCST.com and reply back with thoughts.
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>>687914771
If you are gay, what are the chances of getting some dick on the down low?
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>>687917227
Not OP but the military is a lot more complicated than the public believes. Most personnel aren't even fighting. The same people who say "It's a Marine thing" or some shit are the same gung ho people who wear the Marine brand clothing like OP said or are all THIS BRANCH or AMERICA THIS or whatever. Any group, not even military, will have people like this except for very rare exceptions like maybe SEALs or just really high-class people in general. First to Fight is a morale thing. No one ever lives up to their mottos and slogans. Plus, why run in on foot when you can bombard first? That would just be retarded.
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>>687918387
hes a marine, being gay is a prerequisite
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Youre all boots and pogs. Also im securing your liberty because youre a pog boot fuck
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>>687917227
Its easier to say because half the time they don't really care to know and Marines are too lazy to explain.
That's not our job, our job is to support the Marines who are actually kicking ass so that way they can focus on fucking the enemy up and not stupid shit like comm.
>>687917356
Yes and no, as long as you can do a 3 mile under 28, 5 pull ups, and 100 sit-ups you'll be ok. I would recommend hiking though, you on the west or east coast?
>>687917523
He was trying to scare the next guy who walks in, we get bored as fuck. That's why we do stupid shit.
>>687917611
Half west half east.
>>687917624
Boot trash indeed
And no, were not that crappy damn.
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>>687917356
Anything physically intense you should train for. You don't wanna join a physically demanding organization and just do the bare minimum. This goes for sports, military, law enforcement, etc. Look at the PRT requirements. If you can meet them and exceed them, you should be okay.
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Wait, if you're on fire guard, then what the fuck are yall doin chillin. I thought marines were badass. I know when i was in basic, fire guard ment sit at a desk and wait for DS's to come fuck your shit up.
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>>687914771
do marines treat niggers like shit?
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>>687918928
Who doesn't?
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>>687914771
ill fuck you up kid
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>>687918566
I would be going to San Diego so I would assume hiking would be needed definitely. How many push ups would you do per hour roughly?
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>>687917811
He's our guardian angel mane. >>687918003
Like shit, nothing is worse than not being able to learn your job and being a disgrace to the corps. Trust me, we hate it as well. Wanted to be infantry but when they learned I was married with a kid they said nope.
>>687918336
Don't know, no one does, but we accept our fate of being cum guzzlers. >>687918387
Refer too
>>687918533
>>687918535
Aye aye sir! Good evening sir!
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>>687918717
and god help you if they caught either one of y'all sleeping. god damn i think i got ptsd just from osut kek
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>>687914771
How does it feel to be inferior to all of FROC and TTOC? Can one of you KYS and give us our 90 already?
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>>687919301
Youre a boot ass pog. You probably sittin in lima company or whatever the holding company is at MCT huh?
Im over here deployed to Afghanistan bored as fuck sittin duty.
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What are the chances of joining with posession of marijuana (Misdemeanor)?
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>>687918704
PFT not PRT.
>>687918928
Only during black history month and swim qual.
>>687919174
Please do, nothing is better than an ass chewing and beating to motivate the fuck out you to PT some more.
>>687919236
You better work on them squats and knowledge then. Push ups really don't matter, just be fit or try to work out often. It's mainly a phycological thing. Unless your at Paris island. Then it's both. They fuck y'all up there alot more apparently.
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>>687919465
I remember, I just came on shift. And cause of some fuckery the eariler night, every shift hat to report to the first floor fire guard. So, i run down and run back and freeze in terror. My DS is standing in front of my unlocked locker just casually knocking shit down. Watched as this tornado fucked up our bay with a ninja like silence.
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>>687919958
It's called 29 palms faggot
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>>687914771

Would any of you suck this vag for $1,000,000?
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>>687920139
Call me a faggot 1more time and ill shove so much paperwork up your ass youll be shittin trees. Have fun in the middle of nowhere, im out of kbay so you can go suck one. Youre all pogs anyway so youll never do shit
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>>687920332

Is this ur Drill Sergeant?
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>>687919958
Nope, not at Lima, if I was I would pray that it was for waiting to get picked up for itb. I really wish I could be done with schooling to be deployed. What's your mos.
>>687919982
Depends on your asvab score. If it's high enough they will get you a waiver.
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Uhhh... did I fucked up?
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>>687920430
0311. Dont ever wish you were a grunt fuck this shit. Youre still a boot ass pog though
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I'd like to thank OP for not being a faggot and answering my questions thank you for serving our country god speed!
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>>687914771
What would you recommend if I want to do OCS after college? In terms of PFT I've heard all different things mainly 270 and up I'm guessing ASVAB is 110 and up
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>>687920350
That wasnt op, and I ain't trying to disrespect you, just trying to kill time. >>687920417
We have drill instructors not Sargent's.
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>>687919236
Do 15 up 15 down start at 1 and work to 15 then go down if you can do that in one sitting basic will be easy do pull ups too and go for a run... no jogging run At least 2 miles... doesn't matter really they are gonna kick your ass no matter what
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>>687920718

So what do you think the chances are he was involved with that picture on some level?
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How does it feel to fight pointless wars for Israel?
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>>687920716
If you go to ocs after college I will make sure you know that you are a boot ass officer and a pog. I fuckin hate my boot ass Lt he doesnt know shit and he thinks this deployment is a summer camp to Afghanistan
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>>687914771
DO YOU SWEAR FEALTY TO DERPIBOORU LEGION?
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>>687914771
Do you put hats on things?
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do you guys enjoy being such boots?
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>>687914771
do a periscope faggot
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>>687920872
Well I'm half way through school and figured I'd do OCS if I could get in either way I want to do at least the Marine reserves at a minimum
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>>687921024
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>>687921078
If you go to ocs to be a reserve officer youre a queer.
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>>687920683
Nagh, just clean that shit up. >>687920694
Gotcha. Will work on not being such a shitty boot.
>>687920698
As much as I appreciate that, most military personnel don't do shit, it's the ones who get deployed and actually fight the enemy up close that deserve it. Allways bothered me that military personnel would flaunt being in service. Feel like that's a load of shit.
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>>687920043
>They fuck y'all up there alot more apparently.
Where have you heard that?
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>>687921218
You are misunderstanding me, I want to do active duty but depending on where I am in terms of employment after school I would at the very least do the reserves
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ARISE FOR THE GLORY OF DERPIBOORU
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>>687921269
If you wanted to work on not being a boot first thing is tell me to fuck off. Soundin like you drysuck all of your seargents with that sweet ass mouth of yours.
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>>687921408
saved
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Derpibooru is legion, fuck the marines.
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BOOTS!
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>>687914771
What's like to cuddle with semen every night?
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>>687921282
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>>687921543
keked
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>>687920716
i went into the army on a 09S contract. just meant i had a guaranteed seat in ocs if/when i was ready (i stayed enlisted). you need to max that pt test out and for army it was a combined 120 on the asfab. of course that was back in 2008 so who knows what it is now. but seriously... don't even bother unless you're maxing that shit out.
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>>687921668
No no thats the navy you fucktard
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>>687914771
why the fuck would you join the marines and not like uh.. i dont know.. go to college and become successful?!?!
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derpibooru supports are troops
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Fuck yeah! Derpibooru! Exposed mlp artists and their nudes!
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>>687921833
Marines ship with navy

Marines part of navy
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DERPIBOORU OWNS 4CHAN
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>>687920716
What he said
>>687920872
Enlisted have more respect for enlisted who go to officer. And you get a more well rounded outlook on how things go down.
>>687920850
Not my job to think, my job is to do what the chain of command tells me to do. Sounds stupid as fuck, and it is, but it is what it is.
>>687920949
Get that shit out of here. I'm a week but that's too much.
>>687920956
I use to, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
>>687921024
Fuck no!
>>687921078
Don't do it then. You will hate every minute. Join because you love or at least enjoy the marine corps.
Also, what's a good ecchi anime to watch that's new?
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>>687922025
oh shit that's pretty hot
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>>687916288
You faggots don't rate my fucking 59 field
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>>687922156
fake/gay
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>>687922156
nO, YOU GET YOUR SHIT OUT OF HERE! We didnt die in nam just so you could shitpost
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>>687921804
I'm in fairly good shape, I'd have to start running long distance again but other then that I lift and eat well. How hard is it in your opinion to max out the pft?
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>>687922090
Yeh and we bang all the navy chicks. Werr just the mens department of the navy. Ive been on ship before ive seen what sailors do, they get caught buttfuckin in closets and shit.
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>>687922161

nudes on here, they don't take em down like usual cause it's cosplay kek

https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-pitchpatch
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>>687914771
How's that 29palms heat you boot faggots. Fucking hot as balls today, was over 100 when I went to chow today. Shouldn't post on /b/, first sgt will find you
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>>687922426
I remember....
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I served with some Marines in Kuwait, they were bored shitless protecting our asses.
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I just enlisted. How often should I expect to sleep on cabinets?
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>>687921282
Those who go to Paris island, seem pretty consistent.
>>687921477
Will do, and nope, only talk like this when I type. My faggot ass went to private schools till my last two in high school. Shit sucked ass. Fucking hated it. >>687921668
Idk ask your mom.
>>687921892
Have a college degree from UT in general physics. Own two houses, rent them out, and have a awesome wife and son. I'm here for shits and giggles mate.
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This is now 9/11 pony bread
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>>687922767
all the time
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Would the Marines take a 5 year plus NEET who has no employment background but has graduated high school with good grades?

I also have glasses. My eyesight is bad, but not so bad to be legally blind. Everything is blurry and I can make out shapes.

Also, I may or may not be some kind of high functionally autistic. Or at the very least I have social anxiety but I can fake being a normie if I don't have to talk much.
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>>687922930
3sad5me
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>>687921408
>>687921543
>>687921563
>>687921728
>>687921734
kys
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>>687922767
you should post chickun and kill yourself
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>>687920350
Bahaha kbay here too. Fuck boots rolling deep in Chan tonight
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>>687923016
no u
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ARISE 9/11 9/11 arise
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How does it feel to be being lied to about what you're doing and fighting dying for nothing at all?
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>>687914771
You realize your chain might browse this site right? Looks like 29 palms to me, do you really think your alone at that shithole? Get your shit together marine.
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>>687922870
Looks like a degree in physics didn't really work out, could you use the degree as bullet protection?
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>>687922434
it's not hard it just takes discipline. run your ass off and just do push ups and situps, don't worry too much about lifting weights right now. keep up with your pt after boot and you should be ok. having a strong pt score throughout your military career with do a lot more for you than you think.
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How often does shit break
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derpibooru did 9.11
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>>687923282
don't make me krabbernacky in my britches
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From what I understand, you enlist for a certain amount of time, say four years. Is boot camp and schooling included in this period? Or does your time start after you graduate everything? Say 1 year in boot camp and then 4 years as a Marine?
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>>687922972
I'm a semi-Neet enlisted. I have near sight and they let you have glasses but you can't fly anything. If you can have it corrected you can be a gunner and you'll just need to get in shape for the physical entry tests which aren't horrible. Its really to make sure you can get whipped into shape at Parris Island or Sand Diego
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>>687914771

been floating the idea of joining the marines. would you recommend that a 28 year old, college graduate who works in IT join the military?
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>>687923282
AWOL
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>>687922434
There is no real max. You can go as high as 300 but you need 20 pull ups, 100 crunches and a run time under 18:00
>>687922510
Isn't bad, just alot bitches complaining, and your probably right. Been posting since 03 map hard habit to break.
>>687922767
You'll learn to sleep anywhere at any time. But they really do give you more than enough of sleep. Just prepare your asses for the MRE's
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>>687923282
sir yes sir!
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>>687923403
boot is 13 weeks
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>>687923413
be a spy for the cia
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>>687923606
fuck off
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>>687923453
You're in 29 Palms? If you see Maddox tell him a kid on the internet said hes a niggerfaggot
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>>687923453
>Just prepare your asses for the MRE's
Meals Reluctant to Exit
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>>687923706
But then I can't hang out with you for all eternity
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>>687923706
FUCK ME!
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>>687923798
The cancer that has plagued /b/ for years, right here.
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>>687923730
How do I tripcode?
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>>687923981
who, me?
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>>687923981
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT, FAGGET! SAY MY NAME!
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>>687923981
SAY MY NAME!
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hows it feel not being able to think for yourself and being stripped individuality?
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>>687923715
how do I ban?
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>>687924269
How do I troll?
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>>687914771

How does it feel that you might be sent to war by some career politician who would never voluntarily join the military?
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>>687923453
So you're alpha co then hmm. Pretty sure I could find your barracks room because of that tree outside the window, I'm in bco . This thread has been enlightening though I didn't know this many 29palms marines browsed/b/, shouldn't be surprised though, it's boring as fuck out here
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you have to live the rest of your life knowing you post that brony shit on purpose.
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Allright, Derpibooru guys. We took this thread over. Where to next?
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>>687924269
>implying individuality means anything.

we're all just a number, anon.
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>>687924569
I'm just a chickun
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>>687922972
Mother ducker. We got D&D going on here and anime nights. They don't care as long as your fit, under 28-29, and have a good score on your asvab. You'll be fine if you can do that
>>687923224
Don't care, again, I'm gonna do what they tell me like a fucking machine. If you don't like it then tough shit, o and your welcome, the military fights for people like you to say shit like that.
>>687923282
Nope, it's kinda fun here. And will stop the pics but ain't doing anything wrong, and if they are on here, I'm sure half of em have so lme pizza on the drives somewhere I'm sure.
>>687923324
Joined because I wanted to since I as young but was stupid and listend to my peers who said don't do it. Doing it now so if I decide to only do my contract term then I can still settle down with my wife and son before he goes to school. And nope, well kinda, scientist did have to come up the sappy plates to help us not get fucked by bullets.
>>687923351
Too often. But fuck it, we make it work.
>>687923403
It starts as soon as you start boot camp. So yeah, if you have a 5 year contract and schooling is a year, you really only serve 4.
>>687923413
Recommend? Depends on what you want in life. If your making good money and happy then no. But if your looking for something different then I say why not. Join any branch because you want to. I'm here cause I want to be. I wasn't conned in like most.
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>>687914771
When you see it, you'll shit bricks.
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>>687924752
when you see it you'll shit chicks
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hey marinefags fuck off, this thread belongs to derpibooru
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Tfw you're not actually fighting for freedom lol
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>>687925061
I second this
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>>687924193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VTWQxL3juA
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Pray your never gunned down in the sandbox lcpl.
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If you're fighting for freedom, how come we are less free than we were 15 years ago when the war started?
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>>687923576
Fuck that pony shit...I agree with it though.
>>687923579
Honestly receiving is the worst. After that it gets better.
>>687923715
Will do!
>>687923730
But when it does God damn. It's like a damn Champaign bottle.
>>687924269
Feels the same as being a civilian really, only difference is accountability really. You do realize everyone gets brain washed to a degree.
>>687924451
Fine, I joined knowing that, I like doing what other people don't. That way they don't have to so they can do what they want and not give a fuck.
>>687924496
Combat hunter hot damn. And yeah it's not that bad, what makes it bad is not having fucks to give.
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>>687925190
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>>687925363
Come fuck my pony shit
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>>687925369
quads sets them free
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>>687925199
I don't mind as long as i saved a fellow marine in the process.
>>687925278
Freedom to get fucked anon. Military fights for freedom, people choose what to do with that freedom.
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dying for israel isn't cool
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>>687925369
Best pony is fine, so no issues
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>>687925199
>>687923282
8506 FMF reporting in, this snake needs to get in with the docs. We party hard and quit wakeing us up at 2am for stupid shit.
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My buster came in today.
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>>687925528
rollin
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If we invade a country and kill innocent people, we're called heroes and the people simply defending what little they have are called terrorist... What if a foreign country invaded the US? Would we be terrorists for fighting back or heroes?
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>>687925363

My point was that since they would never go to war themselves, they are most likely making the wrong decision.
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>>687925784
lunas a pretty good pony tbh fam
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>>687925920
>reroll
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>>687925673
Thanks for letting me know that you don't have a logical answer lol keep fighting for "freedom" aka opiates and oil, fgts
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>>687926026
kek >saved
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>Being a ZOGbot
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>>687925928
If we invade b, we're called derpibooru, and you're called a nigger

ARISE
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on average, how many times each day do you wonder if jody is fucking your women
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How does it feel to know that your wife is literally getting fucked by BBC right now and there is nothing you can do about it?

i am sorry anon
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>>687925928
Coming from a doc that has seen the shit, this is why we are fighting in the sandbox.
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Is it a good idea to enlist coming out of High School? Thoughts on this?
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WHO WANTS ME TO STICK A PONY IN MY PEEHOLE???????
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>>687914771
Fucking boots. Literally kill yourselves i hope your ncos destroy your stupid pethetic lives
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>>687925928
Depends on who writes history, there are stupid people who believe America can do no wrong and that we are allways right and just.
>>687925945
Again, that's not our decision to make, it's the people's, the public's decision. Look at Vietnam, they stopped that war, and they were all gun ho about the cold war, it depends on what the people want.
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>>687926177
How do I Anonymous?
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How come you go to war to for politicians that created and fund the enemies you're fighting?
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Wait I coulda swore someone said we were here to fuck marines!
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>>687926186
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>>687926348
Yes
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>>687926542
I'm pretty sure this is correct
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If you're fighting for freedom, what's it like coming home to less freedoms?
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>>687926343
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Fucking pog eat my ass boot you are a fag kill yourself
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>>687926862
Take it to a feels thread newfag
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You have literally done nothing in your career boot go fuck yourself
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sorry u had to find out like this OP
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>>687926493
we are anonymous derpiboorulegion
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>>687914771

why are you fucking boot ass pussies not recon?
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>>687914771
haha

dying for israel

kek
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>>687926493
More important how to anonymouse?
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>>687926159
Well it's my answer, told you, I'm fighting for whatever the people want, as corrupt as they may be.
>>687926318
Everyday, just like how my wife thinks that too I'm sure. Don't mean shit till I have proof.
>>687926322
Interested, she hates black people, hell at times I get a few shades to dark for her. And holy hell, she would be destroyed. And at least I know I can enjoy myself in Thailand!
>>687926343
Makes since, I fight for my family, they are Jewish. Fuck!
>>687926344
I don't think so but hey what do I know. >>687926441
For what? Killing time? Seems like someone needs more liquor
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>>687927138
we donut forgive wii dognut florgett
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>>687927194
Eat shit and die reconfag
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So whats it like dying for oil and poppy fields by an enemy that your own government created and funds?
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>>687926862
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aLL YOUR CHAN ARE BELONG TO US
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>>687927520
that's not very nice
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>>687926928
Feisty aren't we.
>>687927091
Working on that, fuck, you got a way to speed up the marine corps then by all fucking means let me know. >>687927194
Cause I didn't get swol in time.
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>>687927409
For being stupid boots thats why
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>>687927409
Why would you sign up for something you don't believe in just to please crooked politicians making billions off of you?
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>>687927720
I bet youre not even recon
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>>687927419
we aer lego
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arise derpibooru
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>>687927611
Once he takes over, the us will have so much internal war the UN will send foregin troops that gives no fucks about our people.
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Wtf, why is this shit page one.
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It always warms my heart that a bunch of children are being yelled at and marched around forced to live on top each other for my freedom.

Swear and fight and act like teenagers until you're 50 guys
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>>687927968
derpibooru arise!
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THIS IS THE OFFICIAL PONY THREAD IF YOU SEE ANOTHER DIRECT THEM HERE

FRIENDS, KINDNESS, AND ALLEGIANCE TO DERPIBOORU ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS A PONY CAN HAVE
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>>687927791
Shit, no matter how the fuck high I climb in rank I'll allways be a stupid boot to someone, you really think I care? Couldn't come up with something more fun?
>>687927874
To see if it's really any different, so far it's not. Unless your am active activist then contributing as well, or being a mooch.
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>>687927875

that wasnt me but pic related

btw stop wearing those fucking sweats they are gay as fuck
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>>687928311
dubs confirms it
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>>687928053
>>687928053
because it is chickun

>>687928168
ARISE DERPIBOORU!
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>>687914771
lol what a bunch of nerds, especially the wimpy one they stuffed above the lockers. you guys must be the reject battalion.
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>>687928311
Don't forget rule zero! One must never forget rule zero!
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>>687928157
Sounds about right, glad you can sleep soundly anon.

So are we done here gents? Time to let the faggots have their time to circle jerk
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>>687928607
you're the nerd
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psTlKGgt8nw
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>>687928607
They fresh outta school give the DI's some time to work on them.
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When do they start the brainwashing that makes you believe you're actually fighting for something?
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>>687928607
Jokes on you, y'all pay for this. And if you don't contribute, then your just garbage. >>687928454
Forced to cause some faggots keep fucking shit up and can't listen to God damn instructions
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>>687928458
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did these people not hear that this is offishul pony thred?
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>>687928729
the butthurt is real, my guess is half of you tards in that room won't make it past bootcamp.
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>>687929111
>fucking trips confirms it
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>>687929012
We don't believe In fighting for something great or anything like that. We believe in fighter for the marine to the left and right of yourself.
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>>687929144
nigger you're the tard. I bet you can't prove otherwise in the next minute
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>>687929144
If all you pussies in that picture made it, it can't be hard. Like at all.
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>>687929144
I wish we had rooms like this waiting for boot camp lol.
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Why aren't these escaped bronys getting banished back to their containment board?
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>>687928607
If Trump is elected they will likely be killed in battle in war immediately anyway. no loss really.
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>>687929331
Another marine here, please vacate this website. Fucking normie pogs
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>>687929493
we have our own board?
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>>687929419
Really isnt, most training isn't hard until you do SF. Marines do a good job of making it look like they have the toughest shit. The hardest part is just getting through medical.
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>>687929493
Because we have good porn
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>>687929493
Aww
>>687929591
Been trying to since 03.
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>>687929617
Boot camp was literally the easiest thing I've ever done. Anyone cam do it. A national guard military school i got my diploma at was harder
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>>687929704
Got the best porn right here (don't tell)
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>>687929880
The hardest part is shitting out an MRE. Though the stories you get from it is usually good.
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>>687929939
I came
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>>687929851
You all are a solid 20 and under
Unless you mistakenly joined at 27 or some shit. Which would mean you've been on /b since you were 14. In that case. God have mercy on your soul devil
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>>687929111
FUCKING CONFIRMED
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>>687930048
second best pr0n
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>>687929493
WE CAME FROM DERPIBOORU TO RAPE YOUR MOM!
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>>687929704
in you own sick minds you do
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Well good night and enjoy the thread faggot ass bronies
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>>687914771

I just DEPed into the Army as a 15Y (Avionic/Electrical/Armament Systems Repaired for the Apache). Do you have any advice for me?

Also, why did you join the Marine Corps? It seems you guys get treated like fucking shit.
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>>687930047
MREs are amazinglying delicious. Idk what kind of stomach you have. But mres treated me lovely. Bought some at the PX the other day
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>>687930127
23. So still pretty bad. SailormoonX brought me here.
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>>687929939
TOLEWD4ME
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>>687930350
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>>687930215
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>>687930277
We absolutely do bud
And we all just made poor life decisions
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>>687930330

Fucking boot.
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>>687930277
boner.exe has stopped working
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>>687915848
How can you even call yourself a Marine without even hitting the fleet yet you boot ass kek. You haven't even begun to taste the big green weenie.
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>>687930494
who is your favorite pony?
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>>687930277
Nope, not enough info about it.
We do get treated like shit, I like shit like that. Sure we do but it helps us get shit done.
>>687930330
Fucking hell we got a damn unicorn. Be proud then.
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I like ranbo daesh
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>>687930664
Well fuck me, if I speed this shit asking you bet your used ass I would.
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>>687931506
Who is your favorite pony?
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>>687931429
SCOOTALOO BEST PONY
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ponyfag here :D
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>>687931743
no renbo dosh is
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>>687931271
DO U LIEK UNICORNS?
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this my most funny meme
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>>687931185
This is my favorite pony right here.
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What was your ASVAB score?

What do you guys think of other branches, specifically the Army and Airforce?

Any opinions on the Marine Corps role in Air Sea Battle?
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>>687931960
what is a meme
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Have you guys gone and fucked a landwhale yet?
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>>687932008
I want to join the wonderbolts someday
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>>687931992
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>>687931869
SCOOTAPONY!
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Why y'all a bitch
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>>687932290
watch this sick coomba
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fucking boots.
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>>687932416
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>>687932008
My ASVAB score was PONY PONY PONY
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fluttershy is best pony
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>>687932479
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>>687932539
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>>687932497
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Y'all some fucking boots in comm school. Get deployed faggots.
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>>687932784
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some real boot shit in the shit
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>>687932889
DERPIBOORU !
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>>687932961
DERPIBOORU /)
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>>687932352
Someone hasn't accepted pony into their life
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>>687932286
>>687932352
awww he all pink and stuff. All we need to do is give him a tail. You hold him down. I think I have one around here somewhere.
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You're literally all 0200s, POGs, and boot as fuck
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>>687933182
BURN THE HERETIC FOR THE GLORY OF DERPIBOORU!
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>>687933204
can I get odor eaters for my chair?
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>>687933182
yea i haven't
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>>687933295
>mfw people don't like the stuff I like
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>>687933409
>this nigga
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>>687933365
Hmmm I guess you could. You wont mind if I never sit on your chair will you?
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I have rented out my neckbeard to the bowling alley to make their nacho cheese
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>>687933223
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>>687933553
what? is it surprising that im not mentally flawed?
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>>687933223

How's it feel to be stuck in garrison; not do your job; and tasked with bullshit details Mr. Infantryman?

There is literally no fucking point in being an infantry during peacetime. Lots of buttfuckery and little fun. Better to work on computers and shit instead.
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>>687933674
You'll definitely know it's my chair
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>>687930429
>>687933788

more celestia/luna p0rn plz
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>>687933409
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>>687933790
Scientific studies have proven that mlp reduces autism source: https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=scootaloo
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>>687933823
I am a weatherman. Did you even know there were marine weather men? The biggest of all the lowly POGs, please come kill me. I don't want to do this anymore
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>>687933854
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>>687933854
I got the hottest shit on the market son
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