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Help me get tits, will deliver
>>687897195
Okay, legit advice fag. 'I guess you don't know how pretty you really are'
I'm guessing you're thinking that I won't be able to guess something
start off smooth
I bet you have tattoos on your breasts
See you are willing to accept some of life's risks...
>>687897896
i see where this is going lol
Show us the profile
>>687897195
say 'I guess you don't know what I'm going to guess right'
I would berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
>>687897896
gotta be less obvious
>Let's play a different game, you send me titty pic and I'll send you a dick pic in return.
>>687898553
I guess you're drawn to confident guys who get what they want.
(This sets her up to not want to refuse you...)
ITT: /b/ tries to seduce a girl.
What could possibly go wrong?!
>>687898553
"You resemble my favorite porn star. I guess you are related??"
You're almost as pretty as your sister!
>>687898553
I guess you havent realized that all the men you've been with have probably treated you like an average women, when you should be treated like a queen
Bump because i want to see this trainwreck through.
>>687899659
Im just here for the show
>>687899816
roll
Suck my nigger dick
"you where molested and raped by your dad when you where 12 and your older siblings never did anything to help you even when you told them"
>>687899958
Roll
>>687900063
Sex
>>687899958
roll
>>687900063
And if they wanted to give you the best orgasm of your life?
>>687900063
I guess you didn't graduate from high school
>>687900063
>depeding
fuck this hoe
k well whatever ask her what she thinks you want or some shit op, should be an easy lay
>>687900147
Roll
>Tfw had a genuinely good one and was fucking 15 minute temp banned so I couldn't do it in a timely fashion.
JUST............
>>687900237
this will definitely get you tits op
you want to fuck my anus with your 70 inch strapon
>>687899958
do it op girls love it when you guess their tragic backstories
>>687900248
This. Ask her what she thinks you want.
"Oh? What do you think I want?"
She looks like a tranny...and i been around more trannies than females.
>>687900558
nigga you got to tie in the guessing game too. 'time for you to guess what i want' or some shit.
>>687900717
suspense, op, build suspense.
i could tell you what i want, but that would spoil the fun, don't you think?
>>687900717
I WANT YOUR DICK
>>687900768
nigga pls
>>687900717
wew lad that's some fucking shit right there.
Tell her to try guessing anyway. Assure her that her guess can't possibly be that bad or something.
>>687899659
what could possibly go wrong
>>687897896
This. if she will say its not true then prove it
You don't need to guess because you know exactly what we want,
Just do it OP
DO IT
>>687900883
This
Help me get tits SC hannahrain2016
if dubs then
"I think you want a good time, same as me"
>>687900985
>we
>>687900717
> I want to suck honey rolling down your titties
>>687901209
far too soft core for internet hookup, anon
>>687901259
Are you 14?
>>687901377
ya 14 inches deep in your mom
>>687901548
Damn son. She just laid it on you.
>>687900939
This. She'll love that shit.
OP here, I dont think shes horny enough
>>687900717
>I want to get to know you slowly, so slowly, until you ache for me. Until you can't control yourself any longer. Then I want to fuck your father and make sure you catch us.
>>687901548
tell her you're looking for dry anal with someone who doesn't want it.
>>687901776
SO FUCKING CLOSE
>>687901548
I want romance. I want long walks on the beach and one order of spaghetti at Rizzottsi's. I know you want it too. I can feel it. I don't half to guess anymore. I love you. Also whats you're snapchat?
>>687901548
"I would like to get to know you really well, and see where things go. What about you?"
>>687901847
bump
>>687901847
roll
>>687901706
Unless you guys have any good suggestions to keep it rolling, ill open it up to dubs for next reply
>>687901548
ah fuck, she serious about this what you want shit here
you got to bring down the line, no more cutesy shit
uhhh shit i dont know maybe i want you, and something about your energy is best spent on her
finesse it op
>>687901776
this
She's lighting him on fire.
Look dude, if you're just fucking with her, say some dumb gay shit.
If not, drop the thread talk to her like a fuckin maaaaan.
>>687901548
dammit op, wasn't smooth enough
Do you have a cock?
This girl is a bitch. It would be slightly acceptable if she was attractive. Just fuck with her OP
>>687900717
Say you want a big fat dick in your ass
>>687901548
marry her fam.
"I'm guessing that my energy is best spent focusing on you."
>>687901548
i want you
Tell her you want to strip her the fuck down and tie her up, make her soak tease her and fuck her brains out. You'll blow her load on her face get some noodz or gtfo
>I want a beautiful intelligent fine woman to caress my asshole then fill it will love, you down... M'lady?
Perhaps try being both honest, and somewhat pseudo romantic.
Such as telling her straight up that you would be very pleased by images of her nude, but that you aren't entirely that shallow and would also love to get to know her better and build a relationship with her.
>>687901548
I want dem titties
>>687901548
Holy fuck op u really are worthless. Ppl were giving u some good advice what to say and u pick the worst.
>>687902179
no guessing. forget the guessing and the questions. she needs a statement from a man.
>>687902244
>M'lady
Tell her you want to fuck her and then cuck her mom by fucking her dad
>>687901548
Listen to me, fuckpig. I've had it with your motherfucking centipedes. Tell me you want sum fuck or I'll kill a nigger.
Please respond.
I want you to fuck me like you would if you had an imaginary brother.
>>687902265
FUCKING THIS
>>687901548
>>687901548
>What does expedite mean?
>i want to become someone who you can have fun with and enjoy spending time with. I want to show you off to my family and hopefully see yours so that i can milk your fathers nut juice straight into my prostate
>>687897195
>send me a picture of your tits and I'll send my dick
The easiest way to get tits. These things are very quick to happen nowadays. Everyone is horny all of the time. The world is obsessed with sex. Women are obsessed with sex. Not just plain old sex, but sex with assholes with lots of money and a room for vaginal torture.
Ask and you will receive.
>>687902621
Get rid of
>>687902398
reroll
>>687901776
i dont think i've laughed so hard
>>687902621
It means to hurry p aka she's horny and he's blowing it like a fucking idiot
>>687897195
OP update?
>>687902717
It was a suggested reply, it doesn't mean that. It means to quicken the process by cutting to the chase.
OP HERE< WAITING ON REPLY FAGGOTS
>>687902621
Kek roll
Tell her you just masturbated to granny porn so your only looking for pleasant conversation.
>>687902621
It means to cook in a microwave, chef speak
>>687902621
ROLL
"Also, are you going to vote for Trump too?"
>>687902918
the suspense
>>687897195
Tell her bluntly that you as a male want see her tits
Tell her "sounds like you're setting the bar pretty low for yourself"
>>687902908
"No it would expedite the process"
It could mean hurry or get rid of the process.
>>687901776
Rolling
>>687898553
I already hate her
>waits patiently
>>687901548
My venus, come see the penis of a genius, we'll create a fetus unless you want me to stick it up your anus.
>>687903365
No way that'll work
hey op, do you have any other pics of this hoe?
pic unrelated
>>687903213
>>687903031
>>687902743
>>687902717
Jesus everybody, it was a suggested reply. I know what it means!
>>687903365
he went for it
>>687903365
ggwp op is a fag
>>687903365
Mad man
>>687903459
I said to myself:
"Great! Literally chose the worst fucking option..."
>>687903365
plz fuckin work
>>687903365
ata boy thats how its done yes well done SUCH BLUNTNESS ITS SHEER BEAUTY! muh sides
>>687903365
No dumbass tell her you'll send first
>>687903343
Poetry.. Bravo poetbro.
>>687903365
The suspense
>>687903365
Holy shit, OP just became dat Boi.
Ill lend you a pic of mine if need be. You don't wanna fuck this up
>>687903365
It's over. Rip
>>687902621
Hurry up the process. Underage b& who doesn't know what expedited means
>>687903365
>
THERE YOU GO! OP GREW SOME BALLS!
>>687903497
>fag
>getting nudes of a girl
pick one
>>687903365
good boy
>>687903365
>>687903365
kek
just kicked it over then, did ya. okay op. sorta unsure if she'll respond, but i will wait.
>>687903589
^this
>>687903620
>>687903553
>>687903365
Genius
>>687903588
lol you really think thats going to work? from what this girl has been saying she aint going to be that easy
>>687903620
fucking ruined
>>687903620
Fuckin rekt
>>687903553
He did it wrong. Should have asked to play a game called tit for DAT
>>687903620
>>687903620
Ok
>>687903620
rekt
>>687903620
Rip... Send thread link
>>687903620
AHAHAA we it b/ros we fucked he chances. aha this dumb motherfuck
>>687903727
Op is a fail
>>687903620
Maybe next time op, at least you tried
>>687903620
IT'S ALL OVERRRRR. GG NO RE.
>>687903620
You blew it.
>>687903620
my sides are gone and aren't coming back
>>687903620
reply "ya.. me neither"
works every time
Next gril, op
>>687903620
Tell her you'll send yours first, then send it, and see what happens.
>>687903588
>>687903620
>'getting nudes of a girl'
bound to happen..
>>687903620
send dick all the same!
>>687903830
do it OP
>>687903830
guys with big dicks always send them first without hesitation
she knows this
everyone knows this
>>687903620
Say "can't blame a dude for trying"
>>687903830
Roll
>>687903620
Don't be a bitch.
>>687903830
only response you have left.. must do
>>687903106
How does it feel to have a micro-penis?
>>687903920
he has a point, if you don't have a parsnip down there it couldn't hurt your chances
>>687903620
Story of op's life
>>687903940
I really, really, really like this image.
>>687903620
SAy you were testing to see if she was a slut, It'll work. It'll save you
>>687903920
you must because she might be gay idk
You lost. Send dick anyway. You may win her back.
>>687903620
Say "if you change your mind, let me know" and don't respond anymore find a new girl. If she gets horny later on you'll speak up
>>687903620
>>687904136
This isn't a bad idea. Just pretend it was a test and you know you're on the same wavelength
Holy kek
>>687904217
nah she has a million guys who sent her a big dick
>>687904212
This
>>687904358
which is why OP is different, see he has a micropenis, he is the niche
>>687904437
0% chance that works
>>687904437
too late op you're done.
>>687904437
wot
>>687904437
lel kek xD
Tell her you are gonna send it anyways. Then send her a picture of some outrageously massive cock that obviously isn't yours like it was a joke. she may send you back some massive tits that aren't hers and playing it off as a joke may save this.
>>687904437
This absolute madman. The game isn't over yet.
>>687904437
SEND WEEWEE
>>687904437
>testing to see if you were a slut
>good thing you passed
You just called her a slut after offering to send her a picture of your dick and demanding a picture of her tits. Just tell her 'Look, I'm down to fuck. Let's just skip this shit and meet up.'
>>687904437
you've gone straight past sounding like a beta, to being an omega. Fucking kek you pleb
>>687904493
>>687904437
>severely damaging your chances of EVER getting nudes now because you called that kind of behaviour slutty
>>687904437
>mfw anyone thinks this would work
OP Here, Cant send pictures on Tinder, otherwise I would send the dick
>>687904437
Please respond
>>687904437
Probably the worst possible thing you could say if you want tits
>>687904493
I mean if the niche is having a micropenis it isnt much of a edge
>>687904358
You can't send pics on tinder, and if they did it with a text it means they actually had a chance since they got her number unlike OP
>>687904560
here OP
>>687904437
Utter faggotry. Why are you all such shitstains and so bad at this?
You should have said "I'll settle for just the tits then."
>>687904723
Better jerk off to cuck threads and go to bed then cause this steak is well done.
>>687904723
Nigger I see a gif button right there. Shoot a jpg, convert to gif, save, upload.
>>687904723
Dropbox link or some shit like that
>>687904905
looks shopped
>>687904664
This
>>687904723
Imgur link a pic
>>687904911
Checkt
>>687904723
Do this. Honesty best policy.
>>687904645
Im done with this one, send me shit to fuck with her
>>687904959
nah its legit
>>687904905
kek
>>687904723
OP don't send dick pic bad move. Hoes don't want to see a dick. Just ask if she wants to meet up and have a little fun or ask her if she wants a different pic of you in exchange for tits.
>>687900147
You idiot, the game is to never say "I want sex" in order to win and get sex!
>>687904437
She's gone for good, word of advice every guy on there asks her for newds..... Don't ask just start sending pictures of yourself and slowly escalate. This one's done, try a new girl but don't full on ask just ask for more pictures be smooth and cool girls hate creeps biggest turn off. This comes from a guy who has gotten a girl to full on blast herself with a vibrator over snap chat in a couple hours. I can get tits in under ten mins but have a gf now so I'm out of the game.
>>687905056
>>687905056
"Then I'm down to fuck"
Just run with a Hail Mary here man.
>>687905056
tell her you'd let her eat ravioli out your asshole then
>>687905056
"Then obviously I'd have a pic of some titties right now..."
>>687905056
I would fuck you like one.
>>687905056
Say that you'd fuck the shit out of her if she was, but she's boring. It's almost midnight and you want to 'talk' she's fucking with you. She wants the 'd'
>>687905056
Your back in, say you would be the best fuck she ever had and she would be consumed with lust.
Bruh.
>>687905186
fuck you
>>687905056
"Then you would've sent me tits already and we wouldn't be fucking talking right now you dumb cunt"
OP try to get laid but be smooth. Then deliver pics to kik group.
>>687905056
"Then you'd take one look and realize you're mouth is watering"
Along with a picture of a penis
Or a cheeseburger
>>687905056
Send this :
8=====D
>>687905056
"well if you were a slut I would pass you along to my nigger friends, they love sluts, their magic power is too get sluts pregnant and leave them"
>>687905056
I would berry my ass deep in your throat and make you beg me for a mercy kill, which I would not grant you.
I would have shamed you so hard
>>687905256
This. Just fucking do it. Best case, you'll get to fuck her like a slut.
>>687905056
Then I would have to show you my massive cock and show you what a real man feels like
>>687905299
That actually could work she's a slut but doesn't want you to realize it. You need to make sure she knows you don't need her
>>687905056
You'd be eating PIZZA with CHAD while I work my ASS off lifting WEIGHTS
>>687905249
Rolling
>>687905056
Then free tits for me and nothing for you
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE "SOMEONE STOLE MY TOILET SEAT PIC"
>>687905451
Second
>>687905256
JUST DO IT
>>687905249
Rolling again, no shame
>>687904437
You magnificent bastard
Then I would've fucked you like one
>>687905256
DO THIS OP DAMMNIT
Do put slut in quotation makes because you're a raging feminist bitch?
>>687900248
>well whatever
>should be an easy lay
>>687905603
OP got balls.
>listen bitch, I'm done playing your shitty tumblr guessing games. If you were a slut I'd dick you down and make you want more. You're on tindr you obviously want dick. You fucking tonight or naw lemme know.
>>687905603
das it mane
>>687905603
Atta boy
>>687905603
word
>>687905603
8====D~~
>>687902828
le molnar krisztian shitposting
>>687905603
my god op, tabbed back to this thread and i can't say that i'm dissapointed
not fag, certainly
>>687905603
>>687905603
holy shit you're stupid. You made two bad moves and she still gave you a chance to redeem yourself, and you fucking blew it out of the water.
"HURR I'M GUNNA RAPE YOU"
>>687905603
fair play, op... reminds me of my younger days when I drank whiskey all the time and had zero fucks to give.
>>687905603
based
>>687905603
YOU SaVAGE! MY ADVICE IS WORKING
>>687905603
WITNESSED
>>687905603
Ask her if she is regretting not sending the tits
>>687905603
>>687905603
lets get those tits homie
>>687905706
Yes. This.
OP update?
Bad girls get in the ass
>>687905706
never am I more sure that /b/ is full of virgins pretending to be niggers
>>687905603
Dad pls
>>687905603
You legend.
No reply yet
Well I'm off to have a three some with my parents, if you want to join we can make it a foursome! Wonder if you can suck dick as good as my father ;)
>>687906111
no replys
>>687906111
Trips for update.
You're not the best looking on this site, but beauty is a lightswitch away.
>>687905603
you a legend sir. i love you sir
>>687901548
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
>>687906177
"Dick you down" confirms your theory
tell her this, "hey im sorry if i came out as too direct im just so fucking nervous, trying o be funny it's not my game apparently, lol"
>>687906257
this
>>687906318
rolling for this
>>687906367
AND HE'S BACK IN
>>687906367
BACK ON TRACK
dont fuck this up OP
>>687906318
THIS
>>687906324
No. you stfu.
OP is going hard, there's no turning back to betaland now.
>>687906367
awww shit nigger
>>687906367
No I'm not. So what time we gonna meet up?
>>687906237
OP, when she replies, ignore her statement completely if it is negative and just say 'Where will I pick you up?'
If it's positive, do the same.
>>687906367
Awwwww shit. Now say something about meeting up.
>>687906367
girls dont like dickpics so dont offer them, ask her to show her self off to you e.g ''let me admire you''
>>687906367
Gotta be fake there's no fuckin way
There's still hope
>>687906367
Yep. She wants the D.
>>687906367
Oh shit nigga, she's coming back
>>687906367
There's still hope.
>>687906367
i guess you could say that ;)
now let me stick my dick in your ass
>>687906367
OP you have quite the fuckin chance by being the most ballsy guy. GLHF
>>687906367
I GOT YOU BACK IN YOU SAVAGE MF YOU BETTER POST NUDES YOU LIL SHIT!
>>687906367
Back in, don't fuck this up OP.
>do you want this dick or nah?
>>687906367
you fuckin saved it. You beautiful pussy magnet you.
>>687906422
Well that was fast. You gotta do it op
don't worry he will fuck it up
Come on OP closes this.
>>687906367
despite all your cringe worthy shit things aren’t looking too bad, all things considered
>>687906367
wtf?!?!? how is tht working
>>687906367
nah i dont really like to fuck around
>>687906367
i don't know how the fuck it happened op but she's digging your attitude
agree that you aren't shy and ask her if she is
We need a new thread asap this one's going to end soon
>>687906527
FUCKING THIS!
>>687906367
"Honestly... life is way too short to be shy and not go after what you want. The way this is shaping up, I want you."
>>687906367
OP, do this. Push the date forward without her permission. Women love this shit. Take the decision making away from her, take responsibility.
>>687906530
>>687906367
this guy is passing shit tests left and right
>taking notes
Dont you wanna have some fun?
>>687906566
Bro, women are sexual creatures just like men. Quit being a fuckboy and go get some pussy faggot
>>687906318
Roll
>>687906367
Are we meeting up for drinks or nahh?
>>687906710
Seconded!
>>687906367
"Being shy causes missed opportunities, and I wouldn't want to miss out on an incredible body like yours"
>>687906367
Ayy
>>687906422
Stop rolling faggots, dis nigga won
>>687906739
CRINGE
R
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G
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>>687906710
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
>>687906750
ROLL
>>687906367
Well at least my intentions are clear. You should text me (send number)
>>687906527
do it op
>>687906367
OP REPLY WITH
"My character is not the only thing that isn't shy"
>>687906367
He's back
>>687906367
Not when I'm around wildebeest. Now give my the sugar so that I may glaze this member.
>>687906367
I'm just a guy who knows what he wants.
>>687906837
NEW THREAD NEEDED
>>687906367
I'm not, but are you?
this shit's gonna 404, OP pls make new thread if it does with updates
>>687906422
op don't do this if you value your thread's life
>>687906707
rolling
>>687906805
No way this shit works, she ain't looking for a pussy.
>>687903620
Gosh darnit, gee willikers, im so sorry M'lady.
>>687906901
OP WHY
>>687906901
Balls the size of fucking coconuts
>>687906901
Get it op. I dgaf about tit pics, I just want you to get laid
>>687906901
how about no where and never
calling it right now
>>687906901
Op u rushed it
>>687906422
DO IT FAGGOT
>>687906901
OP has fucking star trek notifications.
>>687906756
meh, it's not that special for them tho. They pretty much need an umbrella for all the dicks that rain on them all day. But if you have something for them they want, be it charisma, cash, housing, tingles, ... they might give up their puss
>>687906901
Say "That's not the only thing that Isn't shy" I swear she will crave you
>>687906901
Shes feeling this exchange alright shes hooked
>>687906739
Holy fuck, who taught you how to talk up women? teenage romance sitcoms?
>>687907092
same
2cd this
WE NEED NEW THREAD
>>687907106
it's a system cleaner, I forget the need of the app. Something speed boost.
>>687906901
i don't know about this op
i don't know about this hoe either she's crazy
it's in the air, gentlemen
>>687907094
She wants it dumbass. Fucking virgins
>>687906963
he's not doing dubs, he's trying to get laid lad
>>687907095
But she's a slut. She will bow and suck his cock.
Tell her you're gonna creampie her pussy op
>>687906901
When she tells you a time and location, say 'See you then' and don't text back.
If she says she wont meet up, tell her you're gone if she isn't down to fuck.
Listen to me, OP.
>>687905256
roll
>>687907153
And that's why op is about to go Scottish on that bitch. KILT IT
EVERYONE RAISE YOUR HANDS AND GIVE OP STRENGTH TO GET LAID!
>>687907165
This
>>687907271
better to tell her a time and location tho. Make it a yes or no question, no more negotiations
>>687906901
You fucked it up nigger
>>687907258
Next thread
New thread op
>>687907403
this dont give her loop holes to squeeze her hopefully fine ass through
>>687907271
This guy knows. Worst case scenario she isn't down. Best case you finally get your fucking dick wet
>>687907355
Dubs, we have too
Love how OP is being an Alpha and there are people in the thread like
>Ask her how she feels.
OP, continue like the Ansley legend you've become.
OP YOU GOT THIS /B/ROTHER
>>687907094
Yep.
OP blew a fat cock.
>>687907487
New Thread
>>687907535
Right? These mother fuckers will never get laid like that
