YLYL Thread NEW SHIT
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YLYL Thread NEW SHIT
Poor dog
>>687896412
>stops filming the best part...
>>687896636
That's not a dog you retard that's a goat.
>>687896412
that was not funny at all, you edgy little fuck.
Good Riddance fucking wild boars don't belong in this continent
>>687896412
That piggy clearly knows the croc is there. His own greed killed him. How poetic.
>>687896867
I think it was.
R.I.P. Tuskers
>>687896867
These fuckers dont really find this kind of shit funny, they just do it to fit in with their trap-loving, animal-abusing, edgy community.
>>687896412
Fucking clade traitors.
>>687896412
clearly that was gr8 b8 thrown in the water
>>687896775
thats bait
>>687896775
It's a pig idiot
>>687897752
this isnt funny if its animal vs animal its ok but human vs animal is just wrong
>>687896412
Animals != Rekt.
bool IsOpRetarded {
if ( opIsAFaggot == true ) {
return true;
}
}
>>687897978
You don't belong here.
>>687898056
Animals != Rekt.
bool IsOpRetarded {
if ( opIsAFaggot == true ) {
return true;
} else {
return 2reddit;
}
}
there I fixed it for you
>>687896412
What a fucking ass hole
>>687897752
:(.
I don't like this.
Spreading some furry love
>>687898315
No, YOU don't, did you hear the "le 4chinz is suuuper edgy, u have to be tough to be there" rumours? You're obviously trying to fit in, just know liking abused animals isnt "le edgi cool".
>>687897978
Newfag
>>687896826
Well... I lost. God Damn accurate and this hilarious.
>>687896412
>new shit
>old webm discovered yesterday
>>687900166
did it died?
>>687900166
Did it just die?
>>687900453
That fucking file name, fucking kek.
>>687898056
OP = "Faggot"
print ("What is OP?")
print ("A " + (OP.lower()) + ".")
>>687896775
thats a mongoose you fucktard
>>687900453
what the fuck is this?
>>687900453
>lost
>>687900166
>vietnamflashback.webm
>>687896412
hahaha, that was pretty fucking evil.
>>687900670
I remember my first time learning code.
>>687896775
it's clearly a fucking platypus you stupid fucker why would a goat be in the water waiting to eat a kangaroo?
>>687896412
Did he died?
>>687897978
> animal vs. animal ok
> human vs. animal not ok
>mfw but humans are animals
>>687898056
are.. are you seriously trying to show off your programming skill. on something completely unrelated.
Are you fucking 12?
>>687901092
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>687896412
The other pigs in the back moving up looking for the food bits with one dying 3 feet away.
>>687900166
he broke it's neck by stretching it.
Rodents aren't supposed to move like that.
>>687900453
EAT THE EGGS
>>687898056
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>>687896826
i might just fuck a dude because of this. thank you anon.
>>687900887
holy fuck this got way funnier.
>>687897266
>they just do it to fit in with their trap-loving, animal-abusing, edgy community.
You're here, you dumbass fruity pants faggot. If this shit bothers you, GTFO, and don't watch the Discovery Channel, either.
Fucktard.
>>687901274
Do you mind if I save this copypasta? :-)
>>687896826
what kind of jewish trash is this you shill? Everyone hates faggots except retards and liberals.
>>687898315
Ummm .................. I thought liking traps was the criteria for admittance to 4chan--not being a pussy bitch that jacks off to animal cruelty
>>687901282
This pic got quints the other day
>>687901000
Trips of truth...that is indeed a platypus anons..
>>687898056
@echo off
echo >not using ms-dos
echo.
pause > NUL
echo Press any key to fuck off, pleb.
>>687901160
The fuck is this newfag shit? rage comics what is this 2006?
>>687898056
cout << "Hello, World!" << endl; XD!!!!!!!!!!
>>687901150
humans are mere animals to people who wear fedoras and vape.
>>687901333
I thought they were trying to see if they could help their friend in any way
>>687901889
You have to do the echo BEFORE the pause, you fucking idiot.
Also, you can't echo >, > means to echo to a file, you fucking idiot
>>687901887
wow that's awesome
>>687897266
oh you sweet summer child
This thread is cancer
>>687897752
yesssss the more triggering the juicier /b/'s cock gets
>>687897978
cry us a river
>>687898994
yiff in hell
>>687896636
They must be really bad people if they want to see fucking Pumbaa eated by a shark.
this thread is fucking shit
>>687900453
Gold.
>>687900581
Nice. 10/10.
>>687900581
HUH
>>687898056
>Animals != Rekt.
Why the fuck do you have a conditional statement sitting by itself like you're declaring that Animals does not equal Rekt, are you fucking retarded?
>>687896826
That felt damn good to read.
I Have you motherfuckers beat with the Ballad of Big Gay Howie
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Unruh
>Jewish
>Born in NJ in 1920
>Drafted for WWII
>Discharged from US Army in 1945 at age 24 for keeping "meticulous notes of every German killed, down to details of the corpse"
>Lived in his mom's basement without employment while she supported him with a factory job
>Decorated his basement with military items and set up a shooting range
>"Had trouble getting along with neighbors"
>Howie "was harassed by neighborhood teens, who thought he was homosexual and used to make fun of him"
>Reported to have been depressed about previous "homosexual liaisons" in a Philadelphia movie theater
>Eventually, Howie "became paranoid about his neighbors and started to keep a diary detailing everything he thought was said about him
>"Next to some of the names was the word 'Retal', short for 'retaliate'"
>After a night walk to a movie theater, Howie came home and discovered that "the gate he had just built in front of his house had been stolen"
>"When I came home last night and found my gate had been stolen, I decided to kill them all"
>Walks through his neighborhood at 9:20 AM with a German Luger, shooting anyone he came across
>Kills 13 people in twelve minutes, including a Bakery Truck Driver, and two children, aged 6 and 2
>Diagnosed with Schizophrenia, evades conviction, spends life in multiple asylums and psych wards
>Died in 2009 at the age of 88
>Last public words ever released were "I'd have killed a thousand if I had enough bullets"
>>687901000
trips don't lie nigger lovers
>>687901887
With every bomb the place gets a little whiter
>>687900166
I hate hamsters. Fuckin' things die if you look at 'em too hard.
Stop breeding them already.
>>687898056
>if statement
>opIsAFaggot == true
Just fucking do
>return opIsAFaggot;
>>687901870
cmon
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>>687900581
Sauce?
>>687900581
Holy shit. And I thought it was going to end after he got up and cheesed it. 15/10.
>>687898315
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>>687902436
edgelord 14 yr olds detected
Best Korea's Best Hamburger.
>>687901870
lol
>>687896412
Lolol I love these threads
gofundme com/27wr8wk
>>687900887
>a bowl of eggs
Jesus fuck.
>>687903178
>2016
>still uses papers
>>687898359
>declares function with a boolean return value
>function doesn't return a value, let alone a boolean value
>what a faggot
>>687901336
I find that hard to believe. Any hamster I had was rather flexible and the rats my roommate has don't seem to have any issues spazzing around like some cirque du soliel shit
>>687901870
mommy no!
>>687896412
Happened in far north Queensland Australia, pigs are a huge issue here and it completely deserved it. They destroy everything.
>>687897978
What is more kind than feeding two different creatures with a single piece of bread? The pig was fed, and so was the alligator.
Lol check 'em!!
>>687903299
checked
>>687901870
So completely not funny. Kill yourself, douche.
>>687897978
Summer already?
>>687901870
Baziga.
>>687903767
youve reached new levels with that one.
>>687900581
whoa that dog must be smart
>>687898056
Using a function for one line. If you're going to use a fucking function it should be.
bool IsOpRetarded
{
return opIsAFaggot;
}
My god.
>>687900166
dumbass just killed his own pet.
>>687896826
>>687901714
Homos have the highest rate of HIV, everyone knows this and majority of people still don't accept homos, whether they say so or not.
>>687900670
nice python you fucking faggot
>>687903228
Fuck off Randy.
>>687903228
Go on cheeseburger depot.
>>687896412
that's sad.. you can tell the other pigs were trying to save him/her :(
>>687901887
Anyone have the story on this? What exactly happened here?
>>687896412
>new shit
lol I remember what it was like to have hope
>>687901870
Oh shit whaddup
>>687901870
Fuckin double nigger
>>687899216
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>>687903461
rage more moral faggits
>>687901870
Happy times, Sheldon.
>>687901870
Jic
>>687901870
bazoople
>>687901870
Ffs
>>687901870
No chill
>>687904352
Sauce?
>>687901870
Bazongers
>>687900581
Fucking Russian dogs.
>>687896775
Mfw talking about Catsnakes this way
>>687900670
>Python
>Using literally baby tier language
>>687904530
And this kids, is why we don't do meth. Not even once.
>>687901870
Stop posting this, please.
>>687904530
i like the white powder on her nostril.
zero humor in this thread. thank you for giving it a merciful death.
>>687901870
nigger
>>687903059
Good post. Thanks.
>>687901870
nig
>>687901870
bazingers
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>>687898056
So many tumblr queers.
>>687896412
Thats kind of clever. There are bad animals that fuck up land so good for the Gator
>>687896412
One of the piggies at the end was even trying to help his comrade.
None of these are funny. Whomever did the Le draw is really dumb
>>687896867
FYI its a wild high which are pests if they can feed some gators at the same time that's good shit
>>687900453
"You don't have to tell me your story but you do have to eat this"
>>687901870
love you mom.
>>687903228
Fuck off randy
>>687896412
OP, if I ever find you, I will make you wish for death. I will make your life so miserable and excrutiatingly painful that you will wish your end was as quick as that poor pigs. I will record you, I will record it with audio and post it of /gif/ so all the anons can hear your squeals, I will make your last moments in the world visible on 4chan, and do you know what I will title the thread?
YLYL faggot.
>>687900453
Would have been better of it was a bowl full of eggs
>>687896412
when I was young my father beat me because he loved me I killed my dog fucked his tit. Ass I love my to be gone but when its your best friend I dont understand why I cant just no i grew up nice
>>687900887
TBH anyone who would bring her home is an idiot. That's a great way to get arrested for abduction. If you see that, just call an ambulance/the police, wait for them to come, and let her deal with an enormous hospital bill.
>>687901870
ses
>>687900887
Is it bad that I actually think this is kind of cute!? If he was hot, of course...If he was ugly I'd probably freak the fuck out and jump out a window.
>>687901870
cunt
>>687907843
Edgy
>>687896826
Who's the fat tumblr fag that posted this genderfluid horseshit? Do something with your life...
Like ending it.
>>687901870
Fack
>>687901870
Not this again
>>687901870
I love u mom
>>687897266
HEY YOU DUMB SJW CANCEROUS TUBLER USERS GOOOOOOO
>BACK 2 TUMBLRRRR
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>>687902163
fuck off, this isn´t 2012
>>687901274
Did the amazing atheist finally get a sex change?
>>687901870
Up yours, anon.
>>687901870
Noooo
>>687897978
pssst... cowboy, humans = animals
https://youtu.be/KdVgI0M6QNI
>>687911531
It's also not reddit. Faggot.
>>687903474
*double bread with meat
>>687907594
Kek
>>687900453
PLEASE tell me some japanon porn director read that post and made this
top kek
