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Im considering, Should i make a name for myself on these gfur threads so people actually know who i am?, I post on gfur threads alot so its best people know i actually contriboot
>>687865038
You wouldnt be the first degenerate to do so.
>>687864684
>tfw no gf
>>687865476
tfw husbando
>>687865332
I actually had a some greentext story to post, depends if anyone wants to hear it or not
>>687865661
if its about fucking your dog, no
>>687865038
i would like to get to know ya i don't come here to count sheep
>>687865717
Assure you its not that
>>687865933
sure why not
>>687866057
just your average shitposting
>>687866192
Turns out I have no yet failed my classes.
There's still a chance though!
>>687866275
hey good job
>>687865038
you should and name yourself dawn.
shut the fuck up katia
its a SHIT name
>>687865988
This happened last night
>be me
>chilling with a guy i know
>We decide to watch porn becuase we had nothing better to do
>Bi so i watch most shit
>sneak on phone to look at gfur
>We jacking off
>Mirror behind me and noticing him trying to get a look at my dick while jacking off by looking at my reflection on mirror
>never said anything
>Continued to jack it
>He gets closer to my cock but no sex happens
I'm pretty sure he is gonna try something next time we chill should i allow the gay secks to happen
>>687866311
Thanks babe
>>687866341
Sunrise
I will have to side with Katia on this one
hitler
HMPH
>>687866587
anytime
i love dynamic queue
>>687866572
Yes
>>687866572
>>687866798
>pbe
everyone's watching lcs anyway
>We decide to watch porn becuase we had nothing better to do
what
>>687866862
usually there's a lot more that play on pbe but most of the people i knew that did play primarily on pbe seemed to have stopped doing just that
Sup thread
how's your day been?
we all call you avery/freklz as it is m8
>>687867007
Literally as plain as it is, We watched porn and jerked it
>>687867007
this
>>687867061
dunno man
>>687867128
that's fine
>>687867140
>>687867195
me neither
>>687867195
Idk, i had lube and a big tv what else do we do at 21:00
>>687867195
ay Mickey youre so fine
your so fine
you blow mind ay mickey
>>687866587
my math is going well too
>>687866572
Nice
I did that once, fun guy.
>>687867128
I'll start calling him Dawn just to spite you
>>687867140
This is a thing people do these days?
>>687867459
I did not need that song stuck in my head thank you very much
>>687865038
Hi there McYiffinson
>>687867479
How did it go with you?
>>687867528
Pretty much
>>687867479
That's good
I have two more exams to do, and will get my results for the other exams shortly before those.
>>687867710
I had 2 quizzes and an exam on the same day last week.
get rekt
>>687867528
good, we just need to create a longer list of names he can respond to
>>687867661
anytime, I am here for you to have bad songs stuck in your head
>>687867799
Well that just seems annoying
>>687867704
That seems odd
>>687868022
thanks <3
What would this smell like?
>>687868233
most likely shit
>>687868134
Can agree, was pretty odd, But i guess something good came out of it
>>687868384
Oh? What would that smell like?
>>687868543
he answered improper in the first place. not sure what you want from him
So, Should i let the guy i was chillin with have fun with me next time, Need guidance
>>687869002
An actual description could be fun.
>>687869183
>>687869145
Wrestle him and show him who is top gorilla.
that sounds cool
masturbating to the sex thing
it;s like an almost sex
wait
maybe that's why I go to these threads
wait
ew
>>687869606
>>687869183
didnt mean to offend but thats just what i think it would smell like
>>687869753
I'm not offended. Just curious of scents. I'm simple.
it'll smell like poo and sweat
what else do you think a butthole would smell like
katia your thread has turned terrible pretty fast
>>687870100
oneirogenic
>>687870293
i'm not aware of what this means
>>687870100
We're all special snowflakes from what I heard. Who knows? It's gonna be different from mine.
>>687870236
it was a pretty terrible question to be honest
>>687870514
You're on the internet. Use Google.
>>687870798
same
>>687870514
it's a hella good time to learn
>>687870653
Same shit he asks every single thread he's in
He works hard to be as boring as he is.
>>687870847
See above.
Nef with yellow hair best nef
>>687870921
i don't have the time
i have to play video games
>>687871031
I love you, too. I'll hop out and wait for my buds to arrive. Return to posting catgirls and hardblush again 'cause we all haven't seen that before.
>>687871185
It's okay!
Bye!
>>687871031
idk im new here
Anons are really the worst
>>687868211
np bb
>>687871207
oh stop being all sappy
video games are an oneirogen. there ya go
>>687871511
why would a butthole smell like video games
>>687871350
Are you saying asking what people's butts smell like constantly is what your idea of a breath of fresh air is?
>>687871572
it's because they're dreamy, not the other way round.
>>687871572
Wouldn't that be neat though?! And if it was proven to be so, I wouldn't have to ask anymore.
>>687871696
oh
i see
the question in the first place was pretty terrible
>>687871697
you could always, you know, just not ask
Why do these threads always have to get ruined by avatarfags ?
>>687871688
Don't you kinkshame me!
Let's play truth or dare!
cant we all get along
>>687871855
it's not a question. never ask what a smell is like. you're just tearing apart what is meant to be shared firsthand.
>>687871873
I'm not. You're just acting retarded.
>>687871863
because the anons are awful
>>687872099
no fuck off
>>687872172
Why ?
>>687871863
It was made by one
>>687872073
who here /sixthsense/?
>>687872314
you are asking a question that would take prolonged sessions of questioning, which I want nothing to do with.
>>687872431
Why don't the avatarfags just make their own threads, then ?
>>687872500
what is that
>>687872605
They did
This one
>>687872751
Then why was it linked in a g/fur thread ?
>>687872121
We all know not to respond to people we have problems with on the internet. Perhaps the retarded ones didn't get the memo. Btw, I'm not a troll. I'm adorable. You don't like adorableness so why are you giving me the spotlight you didn't want me to have? Mean!
>>687872605
Just go to /trash/, lurker. You can fap to HB there.
>>687872105
Hmm... Well, no one ever put it that way for me. I'll think on that. Thanks!
>>687872937
i love adorable!
>>687872614
kepler's fractal.
>>687872937
Yep. You're retarded.
>>687872500
Im nerofur, but via different ip and mobile
>>687872896
In case any gfur posters felt like joining in, obviously
You don't have to be here if you don't want to be
I dare you to join for truth or dare!
>>687873165
Yep. You're retarded.
>>687873445
id love to but i gotta run to the store, maybe a little bit later?
>>687873591
Alright, come quickly! :)
you guys gay or something?
>>687873266
i have to join still gimme 1 min
shoot shoot
shoot shoot
>>687874305
i'm just queer
that's my home
idk how to use kik wat do
>>687874305
Nah. 100% hetero.
Which one of you has the crabby patty secret formula?
>>687873668
ah man did i miss it
>>687875869
Pull down and scan code
I like guybutt
>>687876654
No, we are starting right now
>>687876654
no, it's always open
>>687876697
How could you, though?
>>687876745
Brian -.-
dots
>>687876835
I dunno man, I am a vicious pervert.
>>687864684
You must love Spiderman and scat!
I can tell because you labeled the thread something gay where no one's filter can pick it up.
this should be good..
>>687876798
new to this how do i join?
>>687877095
Will you be straight again after the next 5 mins are up?
>>687871863
Because they are cancer and must be destroyed
dot <3
>>687877365
Liking guybutt is straight.
>>687877508
That's convoluted, even for you.
>>687877033
Haha yep, its me
>>687877562
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE
NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW EVERY PERSON IN THIS WORLD CAN’T RESIST MY PLOW AND I’D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE TO TALK ABOUT MY KIT YOU’LL LIKE THE WAY IT LOOKS…I GUARANTEE IT
IN NEW YORK CITY, BORN AND RAISED POLISHING MY PISTOL’S HOW I SPENT MY DAYS FINGERING, TINKERING, TOUCHING UP MY TOOL CLEANING IT AND MAKING ALL THE LOVELY LADIES DROOL WHEN SUPERMAN FELL FROM THE SKIES ABOVE, SAID, “I CAN PWN YOUR PURPLE-HELMETED WARRIOR OF LOVE”. SO I GAVE HIM A TASTE OF MY PILE-DRIVING PLEXUS AND REALIZED, “I SHOULD MAKE MEN’S SUITS IN TEXAS”.
I HAILED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR IT HAD A STICKER THAT SAID “OBJECTS SMALLER IN MIRROR”. SAID I TO THE CABBIE “I CAN PROVE THAT WRONG!” SO I SHOWED THE GOOD SIR MY SIZEABLE SCHLONG IT VERILY WAS A SIGHT THAT HE JUST COULDN’T QUIT AND THAT’S WHEN I FIRST PROCLAIMED, “I GUARANTEE IT!”
I PULLED UP TO MY MANSION WITH A TRUCK OF WOMEN AND GAVE THEM ALL A TASTE OF MY OMNIPOTENT SEMEN LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM AND KNEW I WOULD FIT AND THAT’S HOW I CAME TO SAY, “I GUARANTEE IT”.
>>687877707
gr8 m8. u evn pot8?
>>687877660
Its perfectly fine, liking, looking, admiring, and brief touching of guybutt is perfectly safe. It gay if you are groping, humping, huffing, licking, eating, guybutt.
These rules are very simple
SIMPLE!!!!
>>687877813
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. THE TWELVE MINERS WERE ACTUALLY ALIVE. I WAS IN THE RESCUE PARTY EYEING A PARTICULARLY ATTRACTIVE FEMALE WHEN WE FOUND THE GROUP. IN THE JOY OF UNCOVERING THESE COAL-CLAD MEN CLINGING TO LIFE, MY EXTRAVAGANTLY ENGORGED ENDOWMENT FREED ITSELF FROM ITS ENCLOSED ENVIRONMENT AND TORE THROUGH THE WOMAN'S CLOTHES, TAKING HER FOR A SURPRISE RIDE ON THE ZIMMER MINESHAFT DRILL. THE SHOCK AND AWE CAUSE BY MY MASSIVE MEMBER RENDERED THE REST OF THE RESCUERS UNABLE TO HELP THE SURVIVORS. SEEING THE WIDE EYES OF THE MINERS IN FRONT OF ME, I LET LOOSE A LEGENDARY LANDMINE OF LIQUID MAN-LATHER, EXPLODING SO POWERFULLY IT LACERATED THE BODY CAVITY OF MY FEMALE COMPANION, MIXING WITH HER BLOOD LIKE A STRAWBERRY CREAMSLUSH AS IT FILLED THE CAVERNOUS MINE AS IF IT WERE A GIGANTIC UTERUS. ONLY ONE OF THE MINERS HAD STRENGTH ENOUGH TO STAY ABOVE THE RISING WAVES OF MY CAVE CHOWDER, SWIMMING TO THE SURFACE WITH ME, THE OTHER RESCUERS, AND MY IMPALED COMPANION. I'M NOT SURE HOW HE SURVIVED, BUT I'LL FINISH HIM OFF WHEN I MAKE MY ROUNDS WITH THE NURSES TONIGHT. I GUARANTEE IT
nieple
>>687879092
bungo chungo
Ah yes, the elusive sausage nips.
>>687879290
what the fuck does that mean
He wants to chungo your bungohole
>>687879363
this is Grimbo's fursona
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KSGUVcNfZM
>>687879525
o
>>687864684
Cute as fuck
>>687879862
not gay
>>687880156
>not gay
>>687880427
not gay
Threads like this make me strive to be a gayer faggot.
>>687881025
i hope so
>>687881077
>>687881150
Thank you for the support.
>>687881025
Can you reach the pinnacle?
>>687881652
How do you know when you've achieved the pinnacle?
join this, is very fun chat. :3
>>687879690
was that person struck by lightning/electrocuted?
>>687882441
That can't be an XL...that can only be a Large.
>>687882441
Damn that boy must have a massive boipussy.
>>687882755
What if i don't have a kik, hmm?
>>687883466
make one
>>687883738
thas rite
