Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>687843399
AY YO HOLAD UP WHITEDEVIL
>claim
Fitter
Happier
More Productive
Claimed again, hey all
>>687843145
No I don't think that was me. I've only been in the threads for a few days now, but now I am the best Mio claimer.
claim, still here
Best type moon claimed
Tenryuu claimed
>>687843520
AY NIGGA WHAT IT IS
Akiko claimed
>>687843064
>Tenryuu
Spiced elderberry mead. Good shit man, I recommend you try it at least once if you haven't already
What are you drinking?
>>687843305
>Renge
Overwatch is incredibly fun with the others.
A declaration of homestay. I have to officially declare I have been staying with both parents in a 10-4 pattern and not a 7-7
It's legal stuff and I don't want to go into that now
>>687843720
>>687843714
>>687843661
you cant proe the holocaust happened
>>687843773
*proe
>>687843399
ay lemo
im in publjc n dont have any pictures of mai waifu on my phone
>nagato
>>687843839
forgot image
>>687843399
mandatory uta claim
>>687843357
never thought of it, maybe
>>687843489
8 rum
>>687843064
Mountain Dew. Obviously.
>>687843145
Living in the UK has its..benefits
>>687843305
Hanging self now.
Posting again because I didn't see the new thread.
>>687843544
That sweet ass returns
>>687843456 (Yui)
Remember that the trick is too apply the noose directly to the neck area.
>>687843383 (DM)
Yay! How are we going to talk anyway?
>>687843298 (Sachi)
Hey Sachi, what's up?
>>687843579 (Yuuki)
I didn't even watch it back when I did play. Maybe I'm just selfish but I generally don't enjoy just watching other people play games. The most I'll watch is the highlights to see some cool moves.
>>687843560
Those all sound like good things. How are you Galko?
>>687843768
Alright, then I won't ask you to explain further. I could imagine so. If my computer could run it better then I would join you, but that may be a long way away.
>>687843875
>Doesn't have a hundred pics on phone
>>687843574
There was a Mio here back in like April that actually seemed autistic
Every time he claimed her he'd call her MiO for some reason. He stayed for like a week then left.
I like you though you're pretty chill :)
Claimed
>>687843987
>He has a phone
haha reddit faggot gbt reddit
Yeah I think that's it for me
Gonna turn in now
Good night friends
>>687843574
>>687843997
you've been approved by the moogster
remember this day
You guys can't be serious with these shit tier sluts
>>687843981
I don't like watching people play the game normally, but I like watching tournaments and stuff. At least it's professional at that point.
>>687843997
I remember him.
RIP MiO fag.
>>687843981
Instructions unclear, applied to pinky.
>>687843997
I remember that guy.
>>687843981
Yo. I'm okay, how about you?
>>687844170
Night Karen.
>>687842689
>renge
Lats, front shoulders, abs, triceps,ass, quads and biceps. All that from cleaning our new gym/warehouse
>>687842729
>yuuki
LC'S?
playing bf4
>>687843145
>karen
Maybe an hour lol. I really do have to change my filenames huh? And I'm guessing the confusion is with imposter shinoa?
>>687843158
>Galky
Oh
>>687843383
>Amatsu
We'll get that anon soon. Oh did you know that maki is vulnerable since milinda is off to training?~~
>>687843953
Oh, the good one. Solid choice.
>>687843962
Why not boiling it and serve it as a tea?
>>687843768
Havana rum, 7 years. Pretty solid.
>>687843997
Thanks, that's nice of you to say so! Yeah I'm new to these waifu threads. I was lurking them for a while, and decided to join a few days ago. I'll hopefully stick around for a while to come
>>687844176
They ACTUALLY think these are good waifus literal Dominican shill
>>687844287
faggot dont stay
>>687844287
Whoops forgot to add picture.
>>687844358
DUMB BIMBO SLUT
>>687844287
>new to waifu
once youre here you never leave.
help
>>687844278
Yep, League of Legends Championship Series.
>bf4
I could never really get into battlefield. I have bf3 and bf4, but I just never got hooked on them. The WW1 battlefield looks badass.
>>687844287
Welcome Mio!
>>687844206
>>687844276
Did anybody ever find out what was up with him? It was because of him that we had that one thread on /a/. That's the only reason I can remember him tone honest.
>>687844287
>>687844417
Well I'm glad you finally decided to join us! Also see: >>687844542
>>687843981
>That sweet ass returns
And that ass is to stay!
>How are we going to talk anyway?
Uuhhh..
Teamspeak?
>>687844278
Maki is vulnerable? Hope you take *good* care of her~
Anyways, you're doing alright today?
>>687844284
thanks, i would of went with kraken black spiced i wanna save that for my birthday
would complement your havanna rum but i have never drank it myself so i cant say its good or bad
>>687844755
>forgot pic
>>687844179
I can understand that. I just never sought to actually git gud, so I couldn't justify spending time watching that when I could be doing literally anything else.
>>687844206
It's okay, that should work anyway.
>>687843997
Hey, I remember that guy.
>>687844276
Doing pretty well. Got anything going on this afternoon?
>>687844278
Hoo boy, sound like a party for you. Everything turn out well?
>>687844771
Ah, fuck, I'll have to figure out if I even have that anymore. I haven't used anything other than curse in ages.
>>687843981
It's just a bunch of petty shit I don't want to be a part of.
Yea I hope you eventually can, with some friends it's tons of fucking fun and it's one of those games with very high replayability. There's still a bunch of shit and characters to be added so it won't die fast
>>687844176
You can't be serious with that hamster
>>687844284
Good taste man. Rum is always pretty fucking good. 7 years is somewhat expensive stuff, no?
You just drinking pure rum? You can make some sweet drinks with a decent rum
>>687844771
Hey Discount Megumin, you coming in the discord later?
>>687844927
Numb fingers hurt tbh.
Got any plans Renge?
>>687844542
Thanks! I'm sure I'll be sticking around forever then
>>687844755
Thanks Mugi
>>687843997
That was just me samefaging to trick you guys into going to /a/
t. samefagger
>claiming yume
One more drink at the Sunk'n Norwegian.
>>687844358
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>>687844621
Lol you and I are the opposite. I can't play leagues. Not big on MOBA games. I do wonder how they'll make WW1 a good game knowing it was a stalemate with the trenches
>>687844771
Kek you and I will~
I'm sore from yesterday. Fuck. How are you dude?
>>687844927
Fuck yeah! To today is the grand opening of the gym/ warehouse and tonight at 7pm is an event
>54 posts
>all garbage tier except umaru
I refuse to believe this is happening
>>687843981
just usual of waking up at 5pm :^)
>>687845084
the real question is are you a meme master?
>>687844504
K.
>>687844755
Nope.
>>687844927
Not really.
>>687845322
>
claiming
>>687843399
look at all those dumb little shits
>>687844813
It's better that the other Havana rum, but nothing against real 7-year old rum with 130€/bottle.
>>687844992
It's only 23€/bottle. And i got a nice whisky too, which is quite expensive tho.
haah hitluuur
>>687844927
I almost never use it myself, we could use the /waifu/ server
>>687844992
Hey Akibro, not gonna join, I'm taking a break from OW for a couple of days. I want to play the other games I bought~
>>687845322
>you and I will~
Oh my~
I like being sore, they're proof that I did my maximum~ I'm still great, sleeping more than 5 hours really does wonders to me
>>687845448
>>687844927
Same, I quit because Riot sucks as a company now and are slowly ruining competitive play. LCS is pretty good background noise.
>>687845154
Hey Yume!
>>687845322
I think it could work. It wasn't just trench warfare, there was a lot of technological advancements like landships and biplanes
>>687845448
Here's your (you)
>>687845599
Sounds better than months past expiration date cider
>>687845488
I have some memes up my sleeves. But I'm no master, yet.
Miho claimed
>>687845448
>Umaru
>not garbage
>>687845860
Broken card.
Mai is the greatest shitposter that has ever lived.
>>687845448
This is waifu thread, not hamster thread
Your standards are fucked
>>687845599
>only 23€/bottle
I gotta get around with 30 a week
I usually buy mead at the honey store for 8 a bottle
Still, is it worth it? I have a small stash built up and if it's worth I might add some rum to it
>>687845695
>not gonna join
>the other games I bought~
fuck off richfag cunt
>>687845926
the anglerfish dance is the greatest thing
>>687845860
>Pic
Jesus fuck. That grammar.
I know it's bait but
God damn.
>>687845599
yea, as long as it tastes good you should be fine.
you said u won this right? nothing to lose then
i have a 4 y/o bottle of big apple in my cabinet, not opening that for the next 6 years.
brb, gotta make dinner.
>>687846237
>taking thhe bait
>>687845322
>>687844771
>>687844278
>>687845695
cheeky m8s very cheeky :^)
>>687846498
>flopping noises
>>687846483
But hamster IS my waifu
Come touch my Metal machine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvRZxn7e3hc
>>687846475
No you're not Mai
>>687846702
((jew))
>>687846501
Whoops, I didn't even notice that when I was saving that picture. I need to pay more attention when saving pictures
>>687846483
Welp, sometimes you buy yourself something good, so it's okay.
>tfw your whisky costs ~140€/liter
>>687846558
It's okay. The rum has a fine note, i really enjoy it.
>>687846803
>(You)
>>687845521
>
>>687845695
Hehe~
Fuck yeah! I lift3r the 77lb boxes and again and saw buff dudes doing clap push ups. 5 hours? Cause of school, and work, I get 4-6 now
>>687845154
Legs
>>687845774
Those would be really fun to pilot with its disabilities like the first tanks being really slow and pretty faulty with little visibility
>>687845448
As much I dislike umaru, what's your reason on liking her?
I'm back. My mother is doing worse than I was hoping, but that would always be true no matter what. It's true Milinda has no way to contact us for this entire month?
>>687845926
Miho.
>>687846847
Breast friend.
>>687846941
>what's your reason on liking her?
It's good bait.
>>687846560
No.
That is what umaru posters actually believe.
>>687846941
She's a waste of human life just like me.
I want to laze around and play geimu with her all day.
If your waifu has breasts she is shit tier.
>>687847020
Booby Brother.
>>687847094
Milk Drinker, how are you?
>>687846949
You said something like that before I was banned for a bit right? I wish her best dude. he said he'll be able to come and claim if he's lucky
>shinoa
>>687846949
I hope she's doing better soon. Yes I heard he's gone for a month and won't be back until then.
>>687847209
Little sleeping just got up.
I cum blood tbqtachwyf
>>687846941
>
>>687847209
Hi.
>>687846483
Kek, but those games made me poor D:
>>687846617
About what? :^)
>>687846941
I get so little sleep because reasons. I seriously don't know why..
Enjoy your sore muscles, maybe Maki could help ya :^)
>>687847579
Are you still sick?
>>687847668
Hello.
>>687846941
I'm just tired of all these modern/futuristic shooters lately, I miss my historical shooters
>>687846949
What's wrong (if you don't mind me asking)? And yeah, he'll be gone until the 28th I believe.
>>687847654
You might want to get that looked at.
>>687847899
Hey there Holst, how are you doing?
>>687847096
Now now, yui. We all have reasons on why we love our waifu
>>687847186
That's pretty pessimistic dude. Ever thought about changing for the better?
>>687847668
>
>>687847775
Ohohohoho
What's the most you ever slept?
>>687847992
Same did you see infinite warfare on youtube? Holy fuck the dislikes!
>>687845025
That they do. Nothing really going on right now, I need to drop by the store later and grab some groceries.
>>687845322
Hey, that sounds awesome!
>>687845488
Goddamn Sachi, get your shit together :^)))
>>687845695
I didn't even know there was one.
>>687845774
They're ruining competitive play now but the focus on esports and the LCS ruined casual play a long time ago. It sucks.
>>687846949
I'm sorry to hear that Shiro. How are you otherwise?
>>687847899
Yeah.....
>>687848203
>groceries
Like Mtn Dew and Doritos I hope.
Claiming Saya
>>687848098
Hello Yari Yuri, I'm doing good not really doing much right now. How are you?
>>687848321
Have you at least seen a doctor? If not you really should.
>>687848477
I'm good aswell, not doing much either at the moment.
Good to see you.
>>687847992
Not trying to be rude to you friend, but I do mind as not to attract a fuck ton of pity. Already have attracted too much. Honestly I would say but I don't need people worrying about me.
>>687848203
As always, just mediocre. There's never anything exciting in my life.
>>687848321
Hope ya get better soon Miho.
Tiddies
>>687848477
cow
>>687848576
cat named Garry
I want some goddamn Doritos
>>687847775
Quit fooling around Boss :^)
>>687848169
The most I ever slept was 12 hours, then my sleeping time got smaller and smaller
I now sleep for around 5 hours, but it's alright since I don't feel like shit~
>enjoy it while Mili isn't here :^)
>>687848203
Here's the address: waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
I'm not in there yet, not even sure if there are people on right now
>>687848619
Same to you.
>>687848753
Yes.
>>687848782
Cat.
>>687848477
Its getting better i can talk again but i start coughing really hard at times. And i havent Ubered in 2 weeks...
>>687848687
>filename
I feel those feels, my man. Do you have any games or anything, by the way? I'd be happy to play with you. I know it's not much, but I know from experience that it helps add some spice to your life.
>>687848393
Sweet god no please anything but that
>>687848876
You and Yui both
>>687848920
I'll have to figure it out tonight, but I'll keep it in mind. And that sucks. I've slept for about 30 hours before.
>>687848876
I just had one of those Doritos tacos from Taco bell.
>>687848169
It literally looked like Halo on steroids. Also, they chose some metal version of Space Oddity for the trailer which just killed it for me. The only redeeming part is the remaster for CoD4, but they aren't selling it on its own.
>>687848203
You can't please everyone, I guess. I do wish they'd listen to the community more than have as of late.
>>687848687
Fair enough, sorry I asked
I gotta head out for a bit. Later everyone!
>>687848203
I hate anime
>>687849057
Gotta stop living the pleb life Renge.
Seriously, what else do you need in life?
>>687849069
poster ironical
>>687846702
>>687847186
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>>687846903
I guess a few days of rationing could be worth it. What kind you recommend?
>whisky costs ~140€/liter
I can only dream of such a delicacy
>>687847775
You're still a twat for leaving your bros alone
this bread
>>687849057
>I've slept for about 30 hours before
Were you in a coma or something? :o
>>687848909
*doesn't respond because Venom Snake*
:^)
>>687849057
Sadly at my grandma's house currently, so no Steam.
>>687849186
Man, you don't have to apologize, it's all good bro. See you soon Yuuki.
>>687849020
You should have seen a doctor a long time ago, even if you're getting better its still a good idea to see a doctor just to make sure its nothing serious.
>>687849243
Last time I wanted to play, you guys were full ;-;
>Amatsu
>>687849069
The cool ranch ones are pretty good
>inb4 cool ranch Doritos are shit
kagami claimed
>>687849218
Genetically modified catgirls for domestic ownership.
>>687849186
That's true. I suppose I stopped playing after they knocked out dominion. I know it was shit, but I loved it and it was my entire pre-30.
>>687849194
Good for you buddy.
>>687849289
Just about. I was just very, very sick. Food poisoning, I guess.
>>687849319
What about when you get back?
>>687849477
Cool ranch Doritos are shit, All about the Red flavor.
>>687848203
Nigga it is. Asked Galky is he wanted to meet up but he turned it down
>>687848576
Little kitten
>>687848920
Damn most I got was 14 and that was this Monday to Tuesday
>Oh I know I am ;)
>>687849186
Which is why they had to sell it with infinite warfare for $75.
>halo on steroids
They're trying to out do halo. To halo players, it's marine troopers trying to be as cool as the Spartans
>>687849477
They are shit, chilli heatwave is better.
>>687849289
Played me like a damn fiddle ::^)
>>687849431
I dont have the money for that.
And i just lost a job interview......
>>687849477
Well they are.
>>687849556
Finn and Jake is my favorite anime
>>687849661
>chili heatwave
what?
>>687849577
>>687849661
Red Doritos are shit lol purple Doritos are good though
>>687850003
Don't have that in the USA?
>>687849871
And this is why you shouldn't have done all that stuff for your sister without any compensation.
>>687850175
Also, purple flavour?
>>687849194
Me too. Too much musical bullshit.
>manga god tier
>>687850003
red doritos are chilli heatwave xD
>>687850175
It might just be a different name. What color is the bag?
Breast friends better get ready. More hot n juicy docking pics coming soon.
>>687850202
She under paid me and my friend for moving her out. And didn't pay me for getting her car from PA.
Im having a shit day......
>>687850348
Red, guess it's just different names.
But why?
>>687849556
Hmm... Thinking back on it, I once slept for 26 hours, I had a huge fever when I was 12..
>>687849633
Must've been pretty relaxed then
>Eheh~
>>687849783
>It was ours, give it back!
>>687849556
I don't exactly know when I'm getting back is the problem. For some reason my dad wants me to be under supervision, so he's not letting me stay alone at my mom's house. Sunday or monday I should be there for one of those days, and once my mom gets released from hospital I should be back for good.
>>687850267
You're looking for spicy sweet chili, the best stoner flavor
>renge
>>687850437
She sounds like a bitch.
Just try and get some rest, play some vidya or whatever to take your mind off of this.
>>687850516
In the USA red bag = Nacho Cheese
And purple bag (at least in the USA) is Spicy Sweet Chili
>>687850608
We don't have purple in the UK.
Sounds nice though.
>>687848989
>touch
Claiming Cory
>>687850777
>not eating only third degree doritos
fucking faggots
>>687850761
Im -$800+ i cant take my mind of things right now.
>>687850543
After 3 hours of sleep then the beach day, hell yes!
>>687851015
>
>>687850905
Pet.
>>687851015
Could ask your parents or some friends for money, hell I could always send you some on paypal, wouldn't be near enough to cover that but if I can help I want to. Or if I could help take your mind off all this in some way let me know.
While we're on the topic, we have sour cream and onion flavour Doritos, they're pretty nice.
>>687851572
We don't even have doritos in Italy, kek.
>>687851572
I've never heard of sour cream or onion flavor Doritos before
>>687851670
You're missing out
>>687851320
>beach day
I't hot enough to go to the beach where you live?
>>687852059
There's sour cream pinion doritos!?
>shinoa
>>687851572
That sounds so good
>>687852116
Texas!
>shinoa
clmd
>>687852220
Fucking texans :^)
How hot is it?
>Amatsu
>>687852116
It was 27°C here most of the day, in fucking Scandinavia.
>>687851670
Italy need to step up its game.
>>687852059
>flavor
Triggered
>>687852143
Yep, must be UK only though since no one here has heard of them.
>>687852380
It varies really. Hottest it's gotten here was 115 once where I live
>>687851320
Thanks...
>>687851423
Thanks for the offer but keep your money. And i cant ask my parents for money cause they go there on problems im on my own. I may just voluntary repo my truck. But even with that i have a massive credit card debt.
All this cause i did that right thing a reported an injury to the client.
>>687850543
Such a lust for ships :^^)
>>687852419
Forgot pic
>>687852419
>flavour
Triggered
>>687852143
Apparently
>>687852395
>27°c
>Scandinavia
Wth? It's like 10°c here in Canada
>>687852527
>115
Jesus
>>687852747
Oh my~
Kek
>>687852419
Why can't all flavors be all over the world?
>>687852572
In time your luck will turn around. Let's hope it'll be real soon
>>687852900
Yup. It can be 80 in the winter then back down to 30 or 40 in at noon or later
>shinoa
>>687853518
I don't know if I want the Japanese flavours.
Coconut Curry.
Wasabi Mayo.
Tuna Mayo.
>Yui
Sausage.
Salty.
Cheese & Almond.
Butter & Soy Sauce.
Fried Chicken.
