Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Dio-sama...
Claiming before defecation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6sVukbZvUk
>it was just
...
>between two personas
one true waifu claimed
>>687853518
>Shinoa
>It can be 80 in the winter
NIGGA
That's above average in summer here in my town D:
Texas is a scary place for me
>claim
>>687852572
Alright man, just let me know if there's anything I can do to help.
Best type moon claimed.
How the fuck did all of these autistic people survive and multiply for so long, anyways? I'm so tired of every time I read something Asian making excuses for them like "oh, it's just a difference in culture". What kind of fucking culture would ever give rise to a question as goddamned useless and autistic as "Is it okay to sit with canned coffee?".
>>687853970
I never realized this was a gif before.
>>687853895
Another pic of good ol texas weather
>>687853987
So many moons!
>shinoa
>>687854143
I mean sure, fuck, the richest and snobbiest Europeans used to sperg out about the exact order to set their utensils down in and act fucking horrified if someone used the wrong fork, but the common people were never so retarded, and after the industrial revolution for the most part everyone stopped being fucking retarded.
>>687853815
>fried chicken
>Japan
What
>>687854183
"Can I sit with canned coffee?" Why? Is that going to be some fucking faux pas? Is every possible goddamned incidental intersection of [item], [action], and [state of being] suspect until validated no matter how goddamn trivial? What is canned coffee meant to be standing up like you're a cool punku waitu piggu? Or is sitting down too informal? Or is it bound to give you indigestion because your autistic fucking snake oil salesmen said so over9000 years before you knew what the fuck a can was?
>>687854267
Is canned coffee "th-that sort of the thing"?
Is it one of those times when "really, that sort of thing?" "but if it's with you, then it's fine!"?
"If it's you, you can surely drink it!" Ganbare! Chug your stale cold fucking canned coffee sitting down. Are you afraid your bowels might give out onii-chan? Too much raw fish and autism? Are you severely allergic to everything but rice so you have to stand when you drink something besides sake or rice juice to avoid acid reflux?
>>687854312
It's not even pure stupidity. It's not like a straightforward tard would ask "huhhhhh teacher gan i drink canned coffeIs canned coffee "th-that sort of the thing"?
Is it one of those times when "really, that sort of thing?" "but if it's with you, then it's fine!"?
>>687854221
Ikr, thought that'd be Nigeria only.
>>687854354
"If it's you, you can surely drink it!" Ganbare! Chug your stale cold fucking canned coffee sitting down. Are you afraid your bowels might give out onii-chan? Too much raw fish and autism? Are you severely allergic to everything but rice so you have to stand when you drink something besides sake or rice juice to avoid acid reflux?e sidding doooowwwnn??" It's something far beyond that. It's Asians training themselves century after century to reward each other for saying fucking retarded bullshit. Is this supposed to be funny? I suppose it's actually a hilarious phrase pun that just didn't translate to English? Maybe "sit with canned coffee" is written with the same kanji for :^) "sit on a big fat ronin dick"? Or maybe not, maybe Asians are actually so fucking autistic they find this entertaining. "Haha she doesn't know if she can sit while drinking canned coffee, haha omg that's like not knowing how to use the three shells, I personally had the same exact discussion down to the phrases used with every single other kid in my 4th grade class ten times a day for a month, to make sure we all knew what posture to assume while drinking canned coffee. Haha he repeated it he doesn't know either what quirky lower class kids trying to act fancy XDDDDDDDD"
>>687854393
Holy shit you autistic fucking asians. The worst is "omg onigiri!" and then for the next five pages everyone fucking circlejerks about how beautiful the onigiri is and what an art it is and they're jealous, and then the punchline is someone finally dares to ask what type of onigiri it is and the girl with the fucking riceball says "seaweed" or "plain", and all of her friends are fucking shocked if it's plain and fucking amazed to the point of pissing all over themselves to discover it's seaweed even though it has a shitty seaweed wrapper on the outside of it regardless. The worst part is that asians actually fucking act like this the same way club faggots act like they're in soap operas. Every single fucking day "nyandesu kawaii omg im going to get [SODA]". Like I gt it you lived on rice and the occasional fishhead or cricket for 90000000 years but fuck's sake try not to soil yourself because you used a vending machine.
Rainbow Dash claimed
>>687854424
And fuck I can't even joke about that because Asians are legit still creepily fucking obsessed with vending machines as if they contained the spirit of Tokugawa Ieyasu personally handing them their fucking chocolate milk and giving them a rimjob.
Just eat/drink your fucking snack and quit asking if you can sit down, or if it's okay to eat so late at night, or just even if it's okay to eat at all, or whether or not it's everyone's favorite flavor. Just fucking drink the goddamn cold stale coffee. The worst part is the "otakus" who read this shit the most are the people cast out or disinterested in shitty asian modern culture, and yet they jerk off all day to the idea that one of these brainless 14yo cunts would giggle at them and say "ONII-CHAN CAN I DRINK THE COFFEE SITTING DOWN?"
And they'd say "OHHHHHH MISHISHUSHI-TAN U R MAKING ME SWEAT AND NOSEBLEED OHHHHH YOU ARE MAKING UNPROFESSIONAL SITUATION MY LITTLE CHOW-CHOW WITH SUCH MOE ACTION AS ACTING LIKE A FUCKING RETARD"
>>687854359
Don't forget America :^)
We had chicken and waffle flavored lays for a limited time...
>>687854166
You guys should be your own country
>oh wait.. :^)
>>687854571
>chicken and waffle
Jesus Christ.
Someone out there thought that was a good idea.
Miho claimed
>>687854166
What I'd give for a tornado right now.
>>687854571
Blue-waffle flavoured lays?
Claimed!
>>687854166
So many Shiki's around me, I want to touch them all.
>>687853917
Thanks. But I have to do this on my own.
>Miho
I'm back
Come touch my Metal machine.
>>687854694
And the worst part about it is the fact that it was part of a contest and it won I believe
I never tried it though
Claiming
I'm off now, I'll be back tomorrow. I need some sleep
>>687854872
What's the point of all these leg belts?
>>687853613
mandatory uta claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM
i guess im back, from dinner
annoyed because i had to do everything due to roomate having to leave early
>>687855065
I mean, probably better than the "Hitler did nothing wrong" flavour.
>>687855122
You clearly never played a game with characters designed by Tetsuya Nomura.
>>687854832
>god has forasken us.....
>>687854166
Ha! Saw that literally just yesterday.
>>687854664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKdbc0DYpM
One day.
>>687855313
I still find leg belts to be useless.
>>687854164
Because the original isn't!
One of the Tomokos did it, if I remember correctly.
>>687853613
Saber Alter Claimed.
On another note, for once OP is not a faggot and has good taste.
clmd
>>687853987
>>687855435
>grabs popcorn
>>687854664
We actually can but the other stat3s won't make it without us ;)
>>687854752
>pats the miho
>>687854914
Sooooo many!!
>>687855373
Same actually. I can't find the older one though or the vine one
>>687855122
>mfw i almost copied the post trying to reply
not sure you're in a place to question costumes
>>687855329
>implying god had any love for us to begin with
https://youtu.be/uH0hikcwjIA
I'm back.
>>687855244
Probably
>>687855592
What are you implying?
Dio has an amazing fashion sense.
>>687855122
I don't know, i'm not a SM guy, I think it's just the fetish of its creator.
>>687855435
>>687853987
Banter, banter
>>687855776
Welcome back.
>>687855373
>>687855590
One day you'll have your own country
The republic of Texas will be back
>>687855592
>implying god exists
m'lady
>>687855776
Hello back how are you.
>>687855590
Thanks...
Mobile sucks.
Seras claimed.
Could i join the Discord?
>>687855435
Well thank you.
Saber Alter isn't too bad either, I actually have a figure of her.
>>687856013
Thanks.
>>687855592
refer to
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UUPawNC5Lg
>>687854969
Welcome back qt.
How are ya?
>>687856038
Like my ancestors did I'll fight for this new republic and like my ancestors we will win.
Akiko claimed
>>687856128
That is way too cute to ignore.
>>687855122
is this you admitting you like lolis?
>>687856458
Fabulous
>>687856128
Bored. You?
>>687856038
Most of Texas is republic lol
>>687856128
You're welcome my dude
>mostly posts on mobile
>>687856131
Eh why not?
>>687855435
Stellar taste
>>687855585
Nah maybe if it had been Sakura, Rin or regular Saber.
>>687856749
Idk.
You got the link?
>>687856132
That's neat. My house isn't conducive to figures. I have a cat and he's a giant prick.
>>687855841
>still disappointed Dio wasn't after stands got named after songs
Holy Diver sounds much cooler than The World
https://youtu.be/EhGEGIBGLu8
>>687856166
naw, we're uninvited guests
>>687856067
https://youtu.be/P47OC439x88
>A tip of the hat,
Love,
Mai waifu
>>687856370
Depressed. How about you friend?
Thanks autocorrect.
>>687856749
>Eh why not?
I can give you many reasons why you shouldn't do it.
>>687857193
It doesn't realy matter to me.
>>687857226
Same familia, want to talk about it?
cats > dogs
fight me
>>687857226
why though??
>>687857477
Snek>all
Step up nigga
>>687856417
Yeah, I'll be cheering you guys!
>>687856749
Really?
>>687857477
My female cat is the most annoying little shit when she's in heat
But she's pretty cool most of the time
>>687857193
you cant do that, atleast i dont think you can
GUYS, ARE WE ALLOWED TO REMOVE PEOPLE FROM THE GUEST LIST!?
IF SO, WHY DIDNT I KNOW ABOUT THIS!?
>>687857616
agreed
>Kurumi
>>687857392
>>687857608
Mundane life. Nothing is exciting anymore. Only thing I found enjoyable really is showering, running, and talking to you guys. I suppose eating is enjoyable for me, but pic related.
>>687857477
Cats = Dogs
>>687856946
As in the group chat thingy? Lol I thought you meant discord as this place of semi organized chaos
>>687857311
Waiting..
>>687857477
>fight me
>
>child abuse ',:^)
>>687857616
>>687857789
https://youtu.be/3SMZZEiT7MA
',:^)
>>687857709
No kidding
>>687856981
> I have a cat and he's a giant prick.
Ah, sucks.
I bet he/she would love to knock off any figures if you had any kek.
>>687857226
You have no right to be depressed.
You haven’t tried hard enough to like it.
>>687857758
Guest list?
>>687857958
Just trust me on this one.
>>687857958
Poor snek.
>dindu nuffin
>>687857616
shit
>>687857709
is that when they meow a fuckton and other stuff? I actually don't know because my parents had our cats spayed ;(
>>687857949
Depends on the dog imo
>>687857958
>child abuse
you sly dog you 8^)
I'm gonna go eat dinner now, see you guys later.
>>687857477
You sound like me, but I don't go running, and I don't have the effort for showers.
These threads are fun, aside from that, vidya and anime also help.
>>687858149
I know from experience.
>>687858240
See you later.
>>687858138
u know
cats of hell
UGH!
explaining it will take some time
>>687857477
Cats are among my least favorite things in the world. Even if I didn't like dogs as much as I do, fuck cats. If I see a cat, I'm liable to shoot it.
>>687858240
See you later Holst.
>>687858073
Why would I enjoy depression. It's not a right either anon.
>>687857958
>super edgey reply webm
you know the one I'm talking about
>>687858476
WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO YOU?
>>687857958
Oh well. You go, Republic of Texas~
>>687858149
Yeah, it's really unbearable, can't even sleep sometime ;-;
>>687858240
See ya
>>687858403
Oh, right.
Cats.
>>687858558
You are young. You've barely lived anything in your life. You saying you are depressed is like saying you have a serious injury because you stubbed your toe.
Stop your whining.
>>687858138
Lol k
>>687858144
Snek was trespassing
>>687858149
;)
>>687858577
I'm sorry I don't :/
>>687858606
Yeah! Texas and it's 49 bitches!
.
I'll be at the event if yall need me
>>687858476
Woah chill nigga
>>687858274
but i don't run
i only take showers like every 2 or 3 days and Sunday
>>687858921
Looks like someone has no idea how depression works.
>>687856575
Hello Tats <3
>>687856680
Stressed
>>687856749
So is the job market good in Texas right now?
>>687859193
Why's that?
>>687858921
I'm just not satisfied with my life at the moment.
>>687859079
I appreciate it Yui, but I can stand up for myself.
Well, I'm leaving for a birthday party now. Bye. Will be on mobile soon enough.
>>687859079
A bunch of whining self important teenagers who cry when the world doesn't bend to their will?
Yeah I do, but he is not depressed.
>>687859009
Woops, replied to wrong person, meant for
>>687857949
We all fuck up, ask your parents.
>>687859328
rip
>>687859277
Be broke as fuck. Along with still being sick.
>>687859324
Oh I am laffin.
Thanks for the keks.
>>687859438
Oh.
>>687859009
>i only take showers like every 2 or 3 days
Disgusting.
>>687858783
fuck it
imma try and explain this
way back when, there were a few hardcore christian posters who really shoved their believes down our throats, so we come up with the idea of selling our souls to satan in exchange of a Lordship place in hell, side effect, we will all be cats. 2nd side effect its automated, the moment you join you lose our soul
thus
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
i have no idea how the whole cat idea come about but i got dibs on the dark lords throne and his lap (depending on whether he is absent or not), hand kun had dibs on the scratching post and we agreed to switch every so often.
i forget what everyone else got
E D U C A T I O N A L
>>687859549
>oh shit fam you caught me laffin
I saw a clip of an anime where a loli was stabbing herself in the head multiple times so I've searched for it and found it and I am now watching it.
I've only said it because I expect Sachi to say something about it.
>>687859009
I dont even like going 2 days without one.
>>687859300
It happens, it goes away.
Cry me a river.
>>687859549
Autism.
>>687859726
I love that show
>>687859857
>Autism.
11/10 insult there fam.
>>687859737
I don't ever do anything to make me need to shower that often
>>687859726
o shit you got me
>mumei claim!
How are you feeling right now /waifu/ general?
Also, post music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uNQ0dYJJ0U
>>687859726
Higurashi?
>>687860018
Oh yeah?
>>687860120
I just like feeling clean. Also it being hot out i sweat alot.
>>687860367
FUCK, forgot something important.
>>687857949
jesus...it's uncanny how similar that is to me...i know those feels, sometimes ill take 4 or 5 showers a day just because im bored
the only thing i look really forward to is talking with a certain somebody
>>687859625
Can i take the place under the stairs so i can bite everyone who goes up and down them?
Of Course if there is stairs in hell
>>687860367
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zcfixcq3AI0
>>687860441
I can understand that
The weather here in NC is a bit varied sometimes like it could probably only like 75 degrees one summer day then the next could be like 100
>>687860736
sure, im pretty sure there will be an infinite line of people being tortured, the torture method is walking up stairs for eternity
make sure you bite the french twice as hard
>>687860673
>4 or 5 showers a day
Pretty extreme there Kagami.
>>687861013
Im in VA i get about the same weather as you. Also there a storm coming up for NC to me right now.
>>687861437
Gotta keep that boipucci clean
>>687861437
i like being clean lol, and i can think a lot in the shower!!!
>>687861640
oh!!! w-what??
>>687856575
Mmm, too much loli...
>>687861879
Did you just realise?
1 loli is already too much loli.
>>687861794
You know I know. clean and ready is the best
>>687861657
I contradict myself a lot. I like feeling cleans and living in a clean room. Yet, I hardly take baths or showers and my room is a mess.
>>687861640
>boipucci
Iz dat bumwhole?
>>687861633
I wasn't even aware there was a storm coming
Good thing I don't leave my house
>>687862192
It's the urethra dude
>>687862022
ready???? i uhmmm....i don't know what to say
>>687862034
it always feels good to clean your room after it looking unorganized though!!!
>>687862132
how's the squidmeister doing??? and how are you doing? lol
I'll go buy myself some beer, I'll be back soon
See ya!
>>687862306
>urethral fucking
NO NO NO NO
>>687862306
Tight.
>>687862443
You're right, now if I only I could be arsed.
>>687862443
Haven't talked to the squid for a while..
I'm fine tho~
I'll be back soon see>>687862450
>>687862192
a piece of heaven hidden for so long
even more forbidden and sweet than God's forbidden tree
>>687862443
You do not have to say a thing for I can already foresee
>>687862287
Don't be a shut in. Well its over Elizabeth city right now if your in that area.
>>687862306
here comes the flashbacks
>>687862551
>2 kinds and 1 sandbox
>>687862562
Very ;)
>>687862657
Oh hey there ;)
>>687862743
Wew lad
>>687862018
agreed, but I just come in here and take a random loli.
>>687862587
uhhgg, i know the feels, i had to finally get up and clean today...it doesn't help when your roomate is lazy as hell and makes a huge mess....
>>687862654
w-what exactly did you foresee?? is it bad?
>>687862551
>>687862764
I was just about to link that.
http://www.bestgore.com/sexual-disaster/2-kids-1-sandbox-video/
>>687862901
I can't even blame my roommate, it's all me.
Maybe I'll get around to it one day.
>>687862901
Not bad at all as it is only the greatest good
>>687862954
Scared for life.
>>687862954
Yeah not going to click that.
Though I was thinking of the old article/book with a docto and an old couple who had fucked in the wrong hole for 20 years, was posted a lot when Shimoneta aired.
>>687862707
But I like staying inside ;(
>>687863075
*a roomate.
I live on my own.
>>687863075
i hope you do!!! clean rooms are best rooms, my stuff is still disorganized though....
>>687863090
oh!!! well that's good!! i like greatest good things lol
"The woman shoves half an inch thick, conical object right down inside her partner’s penis seemingly causing serious pain, but the man doesn’t seem to mind. His urethra is stretched way beyond normal size anyway but one could easily guess that he’s had a few dildos down his pee pee hole in the past cause despite it being an incredibly sensitive on touch part of human body, he seems to draw pleasure from having it rubbed."
Holy fucking shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2SDJ4RmLDI
Minor character from a sorta okay anime coming through
>>687863467
Of course you do
>>687863780
what's that supposed to mean....
