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Trips decide what I text my mom. I don't give a fuck about my life anymore
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Peg me mommy
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What is the density of a penis at melting point?
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Mommy! Can I see your feet..
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You're into furry stuff right?
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>>687742520
reroll
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>>687741702
I want to make cummy cums in you.
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>>687742609
Rollin'
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Can I see your panties mom?
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Please please don't ground me for cumming on the inside crotch of all your panties hoose/:
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Send her this picture of Steven Buscemi and tell her "I fucken love Steve Buscemi, something you wouldn't understand. Because unlike you, Steve shows me all the love a mother should show."
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>>687742960
re
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does having anal sex make me not a virgin?
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>>687742960

Roll
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>>687742960
reroll
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>>687742960
Roll for this
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hey mom show me ur puss
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>>687742960
rerolling
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>>687742408
Rollerino
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>>687742520
rerolll
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Akkah
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>>687742960
Roll For buscemi
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>>687743184
rolan
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>>687742960
rolling
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mom, lets do anal
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>>687742960
rolling for this
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>>687743314
rollin
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>>687743184
rolling for this
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>>687742960
Rerol
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Fucking kill yourself mom, I fucking hate you.
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>>687743211
Reroll.
Jeez, so many Dubs in thus thread
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mom it's not gay if i spit right?
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>>687742960
roll
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>>687743184
roll
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>>687743314
reroll
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>>687742960
Rolling for this
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>>687742960
jk rollin
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>>687742960
Buscemi Roll!
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>>687743314
go go
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"Mom can I fuck your pussy?"
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Send this >mom please i need help i keep draming about you giving me blowjob only this makes me happy
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I have a mom fetish, so can you fuck me hard in the ass with a strap on please? I haven't cum in days and my ass isn't sore from the last time with dad
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>>687743314
rollll
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>>687742960
Commong lets get thiss!
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The jews did this
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>>687742960
reroll
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>>687743184
aaaaand leggo
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I am Satan and Satan deserves tits
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mom your tits make my cock hard
can i see pictures
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>>687742960
re
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>>687742520
Yes, needs to start slow
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>>687742960
commopn!
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Yeah I'm home, and I'm going to bed I'm tired
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>>687743314
rollin for this
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>>687743184
rolling
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Mom if you dont suck my dick and send me nudes this very second i will kill myself.
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your tits now
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>>687743397
>>687743291
>>687743122
>>687743197
>>687743062
>>687743024

This much samefaggotry
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>>687743709
reroll
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Send me nudes
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>>687742960
OP's a fruit roll up
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>>687743184
rolls
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>>687742960
rerollio
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>>687742960
Rolling but OP i think if you reaaaaaally didnt give a fuck then you would just say dubs
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>>687743314
autobots roll out
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>>687743778
true
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>>687743624
Rolling
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Let me see your tits
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>>687742960
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>>687742960
roll
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I've taken a man before
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>>687742960
common! gimi
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>>687742520
This.
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>>687743184
this
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Get a pair of your moms panties and wrap them around your cock, than send a pic
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Mom I love you I just wanna see you naked with my cock in you
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>>687743617
reroll
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Mommy Im trying to post my conversation with you on the 4th chan cause I'm edgy and you need to hit me more!!
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>>687742960
this
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Hey. Did you ever think my dick.. too small?
I know it sounds weird but dad used to complain about it when we wrestled, just wondering what you thought.
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>>687743709
rollin
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I want you to suck me off so bad
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>>687743954
Reroll
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>>687743952
Reroll
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Tell her that you love her and that you need her help to get your life back together.
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we're gonna party like it's 1999 when I see your tits
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>>687742960
Roll
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>>687743184
rollingg
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>>687742960
gimi that trips!
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>>687742960
this
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WANNA SEE MY 12 INCH FORESKIN????
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I want to kill myself
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>>687743999
oh shit nigger
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>>687743999
winwar!
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>>687743999

Winrar
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>>687743999
Ding dong
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>>687743999
WINRAR
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>>687743999
Winrawr
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>>687742960
buscemi
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>>687743999
winrar
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>>687743184
roloroll
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>>687743999
WINRAR
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why trips. anyways how about a simple, "Fuck you mom... dad raped me for years and you let it go on!"
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>>687743999
WINRAR
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>>687743999
Well guys, no buscemi
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>>687743999
WINNER
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>>687743184
rollan
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>>687742960
So many failed attempts lol here's more dissapointment
Rolling
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>>687743999
WINcest
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>>687743999
WINRAR
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>>687744091
trips right here!
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OP definitely cares about his life still
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>>687743999
M8.. lmao
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>>687743999
Nice trips anon
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>>687743999
Winrar
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My best memories if us are when you breastfed me. So how about we do it again for old time's sake ;^]
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>>687743999
posting in potentially epic bread
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>>687743999
and the wait begins
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>>687743954
>>687743999
winwar!!!
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>>687744004
reroll
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Mom, I'm not coming home. I've moved to Tijuana to persue my lifelong dream of becoming a professional Donkey show performer. I promise to come visit for Thanksgiving.
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>>687743999
Fucking winrar
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>>687742960
trips!
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Mom I wanna fuck you so bad
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>>687741702
Mommy my privates are all stiff and I feel funny
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I am a sissy boy and needs to be taught a lesson by daddy and i want you to watch him as he penetrates my butthole.
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>>687744222
trips announces winrar, extra winrar
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>>687743999
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>>687742960
this one
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>>687744205
op better deliver or this becomes fact. may not even be his mom anyway
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Pics or it dint hapen
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>>687742960
rrrr
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>>687744325
R
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Op lying ass nigga
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>>687744222
Winrar confirming the other Winrar!
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>>687742960
Give me trips!
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>>687741702
I sometimes smell your panties and wank to the thought of you sitting on my face
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OP won't deliver.
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Cant stop thinking about your feet mom. Can you send a pic b0ss?
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Watch OP won't deliver
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>>687744222

Wasted trips
Feelsbadman
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>>687741702
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>>687744445
SOCLOSE
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>>687744445
So close
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>>687744445
Oh shit nigger close
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Niggers gonna use the bump limit before OP posts anything good.
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Ravioli Ravioli give me the formuoli
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>>687744404
>>687744417
WOOOOO Buscemi Winrar
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Going for the quints and with that say. Mom I wanna see my cock in your booty so much right now
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op got cuckd by his dad
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>>687744445
Quinta off by 1
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Ip won't deliver 2 people got trips no show
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>>687744564
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>>687744666
Winrawr tell her you wanna see her pussy so bad
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>>687744413
>>687744413
Holy shit.
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>>687744666
3 people*
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>>687744603
steve would never say that for cheap replies
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Fucking deliver
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>>687742960
this
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>>687744603
Try again newfag.
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Mom, i love you.
[seperate message]
i mean, i REALLY love you.
[seperate messafe]
Im talkin i love you more than any other nigger around.
[seperate message]
what im sayin is show me yo pussy hoe.
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Fuck OP la cheebye, bo xiong ai gong wei, down la
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OP Where you at?
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>>687744893
this
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>This post
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Itt op nevar delivars thred
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While OP comes back...
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>>687744691
o fug :DDDDD
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what does semen taste like?
tripsget
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>>687745101
wat r u dumb?
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>>687741702

Hey, wanna fuck, i promise i wont tell dad!
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>>687744603
Wrong newfag
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Mom, for years now I've wanted you. I watch you while you shower. I jerk off with your panties. I wear your clothing and masturbate. I even touch you while you sleep, and I jerk off over you. I sneak pictures of you and masturbate to them furiously. Oh god, the orgasms are fucking amazing. How about we fuck tonight? I need you mother.
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>>687745101
Send nudes
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OP better be fucking his mother and filming it for us at this rate.
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>>687745101
we gon fuck when u get here okay fam?
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>>687745289
rawl
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>>687745101
Roll
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>>687745224
rerooolll
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>>687745101
I hope u crash into a truck
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>>687744666
Mmm RobinBanks
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>>687745289
>8
hnng
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>>687745101
You better be voting for Hilary or it's over.
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>>687745101
How many eggplants do you want me to make?
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I think you're great. Like seriously you make me feel like a fuckin rocket to the moon babe. Let's get married. Tomorrow.
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OP: the eternal enemy of /b/
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>>687744603
what a tard. The amount of new fags that dont understand the simple mechanics of a get thread is sad. why participate if you don't know what the fuck is happening
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>>687745101
I am not eating your pussy tonight
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>>687745101
I wanna try but stuff tonight... but you have to loosen me up first, okay?
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>>687745230
Rolling for you
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>>687745289
rawl
hnng
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>>687745101
could you maybe use a strapon and fuck me as hard as you can? Im really tired of using your dildos
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>>687745289
in my ass u go
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>>687745289
Roll and don't bitch out
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>>687745466
congrats on getting married
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>>687745101
Are you down to shoot a paintball gun up my ass later this week
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>>687745101
Nevermind, You can go home now.
I just finished jacking it so I'm tired.
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>>687745101
I always hated niggers
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>>687745466
>>687745101
Meant to make it a reply still.
Dubsget
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>>687745224
>>687745373
reroollll
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>>687745289 rawling for this
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>>687743624
roll
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>>687745613
Roll
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>>687745101
Rollingg
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Trips already achieved fags op nevar delivars, all you summerfags are doing is masturbating
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>>687745289
>>687745711
winrar
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>>687745509
reroll

btw I think OPs chickenshit
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>>687745711
Winrar finally!
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Are you ready for 8th Grade OP?
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>>687745711
Winrar! Congratz
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>>687745101
>>687745711
Time to deliver man
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>>687745466
WINRAR
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>>687745101
what a fag. No one cares about your retarded surprises and emojis. these are fun because they aren't supposed to be nice.
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>>687742960
rollin rollin rollin
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>>687745988
Again? First trips on trips, now dubs on dubs?
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>>687745466
winarino
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>mfw no one is delivering
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>>687746200
All the dubs in here and op still a fag
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Mom, i hate niggers
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>>687746422

GGWP
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>>687746422
lol
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>>687746522
OP is blessed with all these dubs and he still can't deliver
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>>687746522
1 roll for this lazy meme
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Op is a non delivering faggot so here is some of the queen of /b
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>>687743999
WINRAR! Now don't be a fucking faggot and deliver OP
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This thread will 404 and we will have no delivery :^[
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>>687746933
Hey, you forgot your /
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>>687746933
Another dubs, thx for pic though. <3
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This is bait
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Fuck this thread, time to fap and nod off for the night
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>>687747119
Nope
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>>687747258
Reroll kappa
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Fuck this if someone gets trips rn I'll dump every creep shot I've saved since joining /b
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>>687747561
666 GET
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>>687744564
>>687744603
k
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>>687747561
rollin'
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>>687747561
fine bro heres your trips
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>>687747700
reroll
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>>687747770
So close
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>>687747561
I have no faith in people delivering anymore. I have been heartbroken so many times. What makes you different anon?
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>>687748027
Cuz I'll deliver
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>>687748128
Ass checked
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Oc tits
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Roollllll
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Will OP ever deliver?
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>>687748128
You have my faith
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>>687748413
Idk anon the world may never know
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>>687741702
jesus christ faggot, leave your poor mom alone. kill yourself instead of torturing the woman that pushed you out of her vagina.
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>>687748455
Some more
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>>687748128
That hair is driving me nuts.
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/thread
Fuck you OP.
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>>687748604
Godspeed anon! You become the hero we need when our OP is too much of a faggot to deliver.
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Moar?
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>>687748646
I just want to....lick it off
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YOu guys make this seem hard
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>>687748931
Well if someone rolls trips I'll post moar of her
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Thread will 404 before anon can post all his glorious creepshots
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>>687749086
Let's hope not
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>>687748128
>>687749010
Have anymore of the bitch wearing the doily?
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>>687749275
Yep
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Want mor /bros
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>>687749656
Moar of her? Definitely
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>>687749802
Sorry no moar of her
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>>687748838
Yes ?
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bunch of autistic niggers who dont follow through with their breads. I've about had it with all you faggots.
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Mire
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Crown jewel of creep
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>>687750214

Can't say I disagree, but posting dumb frog pictures means you are no less autistic yourself.
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>>687741702
"mom can I borrow your underwear? Someone told me it feels really good to jerk off with panties and I want to try it out. She says warm is best"
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More
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>>687748838
MOAR
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>>687750631
K
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>>687750432
Nobody on this board has anything original to contribute anyway. Fucking sheep.
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Check em bros
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