How did you lose your virginity thread
>>687738301
>be 17
>jerk off for first time
>dad bursts into room
>"your virginity is lost"
party
>>687738301
I lost it to your mom. I didn't wear a condum. Son, I miss you
>lose virginity
I keep it safe at all costs.
>>687738301
Having sex
I halfheartedly kissed an ugly girl once while I was completely wasted. That's it. Oh and I did have a cutie sleep with me in the same bed for a long time, but nothing ever happened. Did have my arm around her and her ass against me though, that was nice.
>>687739535
heathen
>>687738878
Fuck you dad where's the last 20 years worth of Christmas presents
>Week before I turned 15
>Have slutty girlfriend in freshman year of high school because no standards
>Done oral and stuff, but I didn't expect anything more because I was just some scrawny freshman
>Asks if I want to fuck
>MFW all of those years of watching porn and fantasizing about fucking coming true
>Fuck in the middle of a field at night
>>687738836
17? 17?!?!?!
> be me
> 16 years old
> gf of a year wants to get saucy
> go upstairs and start making out on couch in hallway (upstairs consisted of a hallway, her room, and a bathroom)
> says shes ready for hanky panky
> shes about to start riding me, tells me shes on her period
> horny 16 year old- say fuck it, just a little blood
> she rides for like 20 minutes, didn't cum
> she cleans my dick off because shes too embarrassed to let me see the copious amount of blood on my dick
end
>>687740021
Was it good anon? Deets
>>687740572
no I got raped by a farmer and she ran away
1st girlfriend's dad was a chiropractor. He had a chiropractor bed stored in the garage. He was a super strict dude and would have blown a fuse. Never allowed alone together in the house, so we go for a "walk" at night and do it on the chiropractor bed in the pitch black. Her hymen was very in tact, and coupled with not being able to see a damn thing it took me a long time to get in that pussy. Chiropractor beds are only a body length wide, so it was an acrobatic feat as well.
>go on craigslist
>find chick older than me, horny
>chubby, but reasonably attractive
>eat her out, her stank is somewhat nasty
>fuck her with a condom
>>687740744
damn, and i thought my first-time-period-extravaganza was rough. kudos to you, mang
I met a girl online during first military assignment. Met up with her and fucked her raw. Dumped her cuz she was fat. It triggered her to get hot and skinny. Can look back at her now like "Damn I fucked that hot ass chick for my first."
You're welcome, Anchorage.
I had to wait for her to lose hers.
>>687738301
God damn. Sauce this pic
>>687738301
In the bathroom with a Vietnamese girl
>>687741567
>250x250
here anon
>had sex with slutty coworker at a party
>didn't cum
>she got mad that I didn't want to date her
>mfw
>>687738301
I havent yet. Its harder when youre gay and adorable. Everyone wants to fuck you and by everyone my mean fat creeps or old creeps.
>pic related
Never get any handsome men.
Met a girl online. She lived halfway across the country, but we flew over to see each other every other month. Finally after a year she tells me she ready to lose her virginity. I was 27 and years of hard masturbation desensitized me and I wasn't able to cum. It hurt way too bad for her so she asked me to stop after I wasn't able to cum for ten minutes. She half heartedly jerked me off then went to the bathroom to clean up. Didn't speak to me until the morning. Asked if she wasn't sexy enough ect ect. We fucked a few more times that trip and by the end I was finally able to cum with a condom on. I stopped masturbating as frequently as I used to and I'm much better now.
>>687738301
Ex-girlfriend.
>be me, 15 at the time.
>be wandering around with childhood friends in woods after she ran away from abusive family
>tell her i'll camp out with her for the weekend.
>we set up camp in the woods, no tent, no tarp.
>downpour of rain.
>tactical retreat to nearby abandoned papermill that i had turned into my teenage badass hideout.
>shit was cash, i had a couch, recliner and portable heater in there.
>i sit down on couch, she sits next to me.
>i look at her, moment of silence, i kiss her.
>she starts to take her clothes off, i follow suite.
>itshappeningitshappeningitshappeningitshappeningitshappening
>continue to fuck for like 4 hours, can't finish, cuddle naked on couch until sun comes up.
>she went into foster care.
>she came back like two years later and we fucked again in the same spot.
>still friends to this day.
>Over friends house
>Get horny watching porn
>Start sucking each other off
>Friend bends over bed
>Start buttfucking friend
>Don't know about lube
>Friend starts yelling take it out
>Too late, cumsies are made
>Fag, but no longer virgin
>>687740426
Correct. I was a good Christian boy until that fateful night.
>be 15
>over at gfs house
>in gfs older sisters room
Gf had to share her room with her little sister, but her older sister was out somewhere, probably getting fucked cause she was and still is a slut
>things are getting hot and heavy
>made gf cum once by fingering
>still not satisfied
>think to myself "yolo"
>tear condom open
>fuck gf for about 30 seconds before I cum
>her and me lay down ecstasy for a few minutes under the blankets
>her mom busts open the door
>ohfuck.jpeg
>somehow doesn't notice that we just had sex (it was kinda dark in the room)
>she throws a pizza box at us
>"enjoy"
>closes door and leaves
And that's the story of how I fucked someone's daughter, and then got rewarded with pizza for it
To her.
>>687743857
kek
By having secx
>Be me
>20 years old working shit job
>fatty chick finds out I have my virtue
>3/10 ham planet slut wants the d
>depression and self esteem issues are a motherfucker
>"not gonna get laid anytime soon, might as well."
>first kiss ever night after work
>take her back to my place to do the deed
>drink ALOT
>I lay down, she gets on top
>bad idea, bent dick like a motherfucker
Do pretty much everything after that
>going at it for 2 hours
>fake orgasm to get her to leave
She was my girlfriend for a while, then she dumped me because she wanted another guy's dick. Haven't had a girlfriend or gotten laid since. Feels bad, man.
Haven't yet kek
>be home alone
>bored and horny af
>snap all slutty female friends asking for them to come over
>ugliest of them all is the only one that can
>fuuuuk
>well fuck it, whats the worse that can happen?
>she comes over
>wifi is out
>clash of the titans is the only dvd i have
> i put the movie
>we watch the movie for like 5 minutes
>she starts kissing me
>she starts rubbing my cock through my pants
>she takes it out and gives me head
>hard for me to stay hard cos she ugly as fuck
>she asks if i have a condom
>wut now
>i have one so i pull it out
>she puts it on me
>takes her panties off, shes wearing a skirt
>sits on me
>we start fucking
>i get tired so i go for a glass of water
>we continue fucking
>movie ends
>i play it again
>keep fucking and stoping for water and keep fucking like 3 times
>i put her on doggy and close my eyes and imagine im fucking my ex
>she loose as a volcano tho
>finally i come while the scene with the fucking kraken is playing for the second time
>i regret everything
To my girlfriend who I still love today.
>Be me at 16
>gf of a year cheats, gets drunk and kisses a chad
>gf asks if i want to hang out and talk things out
>"heymakeupsexytime".jpg
>drive over, watch Taken, cuddle a bit
>she grabs my already hard cock
>NootNoot.png
>she starts undressing so i follow her lead
>I'm white so missionary was the go-to position
>Old condom i bought at a gas station gets taken out and put on my tiny teenage dick
>Put that shit in
>Paying too much attention to her
>Dont realize bed creaking like a bitch till to late
>Her dad busts in
>So filled with emotions and pleasure i nut
>TFW i stare into this mans eyes as i
>TFW beaten so badly i was hospitalized with 2 broken ribs and a broken wrist
>>687743857
She knew it, but she was just disgusted
>>687745723
Oh, what a shocker, someone thinks I'm disgusting
>>687738301
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>virginity
>lost
>>687746261
Not you but, just imagina watcing your daughter or son having sex, its kind of disgusting. I had that feeling with my son
>>687746735
You saw your son, doing the deed?
>be 22
>drinking with two female friends
>one super hot and definitely crazy
>wanted to smash that since i met her
>other is fat
>drinking in fattie's basement
>crazy hot girl reveals she's a virgin
>think "I could change that"
>don't do anything because depression and no self esteem
>crazy girl decides to leave instead
>fattie and I keep drinking
>i'm pretty drunk
>we kiss
>fattie pulls my dick out and starts sucking it
>really goes to town
>eventually we go to her room, hear myself saying "i have a condom"
>put condom on, fuck her for a while
>cant cum
>she eventually stops, jacks me off until I cum, we both go to sleep
>hungover and awkward as fuck the next morning
I fucked this bitch in the woods. Any questions?
>>687744833
Good for you, man.
>>687738301
Whats her name? She looks like a friebd of mine on facebook
I never lost my virginity beCAUSE I NEVER LOSE
>>687738301
prom night, cute little short-haired red head. we ended up spending the night on her friends couch. i pressured her pretty hard for it, and we ended up getting caught around 6am. the next monday i showed up to school and found none of my friends would talk to me. she had apparently told everyone i raped her haha. i had a detective at my door later that day.
>>687750140
I've never laughed so hard
>>687738301
my sister got a 27 yr old guy to make me a woman at 14. Not fun. lots of blood and he came back the next night for more.
>>687748692
hah that fucking sucks bro, i hope youve done better since
>>687751079
>typical lolicon fantasy
try harder
>>687738301
Me and a 16 year old gf. Both virgins but she was like completely untouched. Very cute girl. Out of my league probably. Her parents left town for 3 days. I came over and we had 3 days of fucking. She had even asked to be put on the pill and they were like yea I guess it's better than a baby so no condoms
>>687738301
Op, post more. I know this girl
Not yet. 26 and kissless. Wassup.
>>687738301
I lost mine and found somebody elses. Ages ago.
>>687751573
did she start taking them the day you guys fucked? cause thats not how that shit works bro. it takes a few days before youre safe
>>687744522
>3/10 ham planet slut.
>>687738301
Haven't yet, I'm 31. The I saved myself for was saving herself for me but then decided to cheat on me and dump me. I knew her online and we hadn't met yet. She dumped me during my last week of school right as I was getting ready to visit her for the first time. After dumping me is when she told me she was actually cheating first. She stayed with him and still is and apparently have fucked a lot. The most depressing event of my life. Also I look normal but can't talk to people, I'm just psychologically fucked up or something.
>>687750576
how close did you actually come to going to prison? assuming you didnt
>>687751510
>try harder
Don't have to it's my fucking life lol. she arranged my brother's devirginization too
>>687744522
reading that depresses me , because I lost my virginity to a qt3.14
man.
sorry dude. try X,
>>687749310
what drug did you use?
>>687747223
>preparing for those prostate exams, eh son?
>>687751873
download kik messager, and message qt3.14s to improve your social skills and self confidence.
then take drugs . TRY MOLLY
IT GETS YOU LAID OKAY
Just like, we all die one day, why not take a drug and get fucking fucked bro.
>>687752051
the bitch confessed her bs a week later. the dude who caught us(her friends brother or some shit) poked a hole in her story cause when he walked in she was on top of me riding the D
it sure was a weird way for my entire family to find out i lost my virginity. Raped my virginity away
>>687738301
I mean, you didn't have to remind me.
>>687752501
My cock lmao
>>687752861
Probably an argument for you actually committing rape though, Pressuring someone to have sex is pretty dark .
So like, In my internet expert opinion , you probably damaged her ya dingus
>>687753764
should of gotten high.
she looks like she would of been down.
DOOO DRUUUGGGSSS
>>687749310
>dat clever selfie to disguise rolls of fat
>>687753830
possibly, she wasnt a virgin though. and my understanding(its been like 10 yrs so i might not rem correctly) she didnt want to be seen as a total slut or something like that
>Summer after high school
>Get pretty drunk with 9/10 friend, J
>At J's house while her parents were away
>Fuck in J's parents' bed
>Don't get laid again for, like, two years
>>687738301
black out party. fat chick fucked me while i was Blacked out. Not the best way but it opened up a new world for me
a fat nigger raped me
>>687754443
how did you find out? and i realize technically that counts but.. wouldnt you have to be concious for losing your virginity too transform you outta beta phase?
>>687751573
High five dude.
Isn't that like the best way to lose your virginity?
Same thing happened to me.
I have done like. Everything man.
I feel like we both got really lucky, Now you don't have to be a pedo.
>>687754784
Well i woke up with her laying beside me and countless "friends" at the party who did nothing to save me from this whale. just the knowledge gave me power to move along and start things with regular... not so fat chicks
>>687738301
>be me
>have grill
>do sex
virginity=lost
>>687754363
I take what I said back , If she wasnt a virgin and you were a virgin, thats just like.
fucked up man.
like the shit dude, what a vapid cunt.
FUUUCKKKKK IM HIIIGH
>>687739032
quality background picture bro
where did you find it?
>>687755118
Basically this
>be me
>14
>17 y/o 6/10 gf
> stay at her house tell parents she's tutoring me and i don't have a ride home
>she walks in wearing slutty shorts
>asks if i wanna watch a movie
> tfw fucking jimmy neutron movie, thanks netflix
> long night of mtn dew and monster energy because fuck my sperm count
> we start kissin and grindin
>pull them shorts and panties offf
> takes awhile for my men to start marchin if ya know what i mean
> fucc. twas good
> fast forward a month
> fucc again except no condom
> thus starts craziest night of my teenage life
>cont.?
>>687755039
Good thing like, You can just pretend she isn't human.
I think there is a strong argument there, Fat chicks aren't they same type of human I am.
Maybe some sort of chimp creature.
but then like, you fucked a chimp bro
>>687738301
I did it by telling the girl I was dating that if we didn't, I'd end the relationship. I'm... I'm not very good at relationships.
>>687738301
I was 15 when I had sex with a horse at a horse ranch where my dad worked
>>687755428
ill go to my grave never admitting it to people i know. deny deny deny until the denial becomes truth
>>687755131
yeah she was a non-entity. but it worked out great cause naturally the whole story got around school. and after i was vindicated i got soo much vagoo
>>687755532
Don't feel that bad.
You just look out for yourself man.
VOTE TRUMP
>>687755569
I make it a hard core point to never drink around zoo creatures.
Jiggaboos, whales, you know.
You pretty much lived a nightmare.
I'm glad you don't remember it, you'd probably be gay right now , you faggot.
>>687755701
Never said I felt bad. Just said I suck at relationships. Can'ttell you how many fights got started when I would ask my gf why she is acting like a bitch
>>687755610
lel ' Non-entity '
Good phrasing
she was just like, the pity fuck goldmine.
score.
>>687738836
Fapping doesn't take away your virginity, dumbass
>>687756009
I talk to many depressed emo girls so i project the triple dots as like, Some sort of like.
I dunno I'm sure you know what I mean.
Also, if anyone is reading this.
Do drugs.
Girls like drugs.
its cool too.
you'll become prom king.
>>687751712
fuck dude i don't want to read that you've never kissed a girl holy shit dude holy fuck shit shit shit shit shit
>>687752079
CAN I GET A COPY
>>687751873
>I knew her online
Autism speaks
>be 22
>skype girl I know from work
>show dick
>meet up
>sex
>don't cum
>haven't bothered again
>>687738301
>How did you lose your virginity
I didn't.
>>687756393
Wow anon, it's like you discovered drugs tonight or something.
>>687738301
I was 14, pressured my first girlfriend who was also a virgin into having inexperienced, unsatisfying penetration. No orgasms were had that day.
>>687756984
I'm just coming down is all.
It's seriously sickening that virgins are still a thing.
If your a dude you shouldn't be typing that you haven ever kissed a girl and your 26
like the fuck dude.
Now I'm sad
>>687757022
V& m8
>>687757022
Did you attempt oral first?
>>687750576
>>687755610
>>687751573
10/10
most of these stories are sad
>>687757247
>If your a dude you shouldn't be typing that you haven ever kissed a girl and your 26
Well, I haven't. Sorry, pal.
>>687756984
Remember spy kids 3d?
holy fuck man.
The terrible smashy handjobs
>be me 15
>some chick forgot her age
>start talking
>one day hey anon wanna come over?
>sure but you'll have to get me mom won't take me
>my mom said she'll get you but doesn't understand why your mom is being such a bitch
>she's all stressed from that day. Forgot why
>you know what will fix that? Sex huehuehue
>yes it will be there in a little bit
>I'm here come outside
>I go outside get in the car we go to her house
>start walking she shoes me her horses
>scaredasfuckofhorses.pdf
>start walking. Hey anon want a cig?
>I smoked back then so say sure.
>go back to her house. Okay are you ready?
>fuckyes.clubpenguin
>>687755396
Pls
>>687757570
Do me a favor and take X with one of your female coworker friends who you like.
just dude
come on.
>>687757658
>be me 15
>some chick forgot her age
>start talking
>one day hey anon wanna come over?
>sure but you'll have to get me mom won't take me
>my mom said she'll get you but doesn't understand why your mom is being such a bitch
>she's all stressed from that day. Forgot why
>you know what will fix that? Sex huehuehue
>yes it will be there in a little bit
>I'm here come outside
>I go outside get in the car we go to her house
>start walking she shoes me her horses
>scaredasfuckofhorses.pdf
>start walking. Hey anon want a cig?
>I smoked back then so say sure.
>go back to her house. Okay are you ready?
>fuckyes.clubpenguin
>she's goes to the restroom to douche
>comes back did you hear any of that?
>no.
>okay good it sounds like I'm queefing when I douche
>are you ready anon?
>yes. Start fingering her and shit
>she's all hot and bothered
>let's go outside anon.
>okay.
>she grabs a blanket and we go outside
>I start eating her. My tongue goes numb.
>>687757863
>uh.. hey whatever you put in your hidey hole is making my tongue numb
>she lays on her back and spreads hers legs.
>thisisit.jpeg
>she's pretty wet so I slide in easily
>thrust thrust thrust
>don't cum we stop forgot why.
>go back inside and we watch a movie
>start playing with her ass and her asshole
>hey anon I've never tried anal. Can we do it?
>fuck yes. Don't have lube though.
>That's okay.
>she' goes in the pantry and grabs olive oil.
FUCKING OLIVE OIL
>puts it on my dick and strokes it all over
>go back outside she bends over and spreads her ass
>I press against her hole. I slip into her pussy
>try again. Pussy slip.
>once more. Another slip
>fuck it. Just fucks her pussy.
>don't cum again
>we stop because her mom comes outside
>anon time to leave!
>okay!
Mfw I find out I'm the 18th guy she's fucked.
16. Was dating a 4/10 land whale. We kissed and I guess she felt the spark. It was nice tho she was on birth control so I came deep in her shit. Lasted a while too
>>687749828
Who said we are still together anon?
>>687757858
I don't have any female coworkers aside from some lady who's like 56.
I'm also not big on drugs and don't drink much either because of fucking awful heartburn.
>>687757525
hey , The dude
>>687751573
have had like. the best experience ever.
y'all need to get on that '3 days of fucking' thing
20, lost it to a cougar who was 34. Shit was cash
>>687757994
I know that feel
>Be me
>Be 14
>Fuck man my dick is so hard
>Fights urges
>Walks to school since parents leave to work super early
>I always walk past a river of sorts
>It was nice walking by as it smelled great
>No idea why but looks out there
>See's a dead body
>Oh fuck what
>Slides down to see it's a 20 something
>Cute as fuck
>Tries to shake her awake
>Nothing
>Oh god shes dead
>Warm to the touch
>Must have just died
>No Harm No Foul Lol
>Puts it in
>Lasts two minutes
>Cum inside her
>best day ever
>Go to school
>Finish school
>Walking home
>See hundreds of police officers
>Oh guess they found the body
>See's the girl talking to officers
>Oh my god she's alive
>Walk past them
>She see's me but doesn't seem to know me
>Oh my god
Pretty good day
>>687758030
Then just let the girl take the molly or something.
and receive a blowjob.
It'll happen I assure you.
Also, you don't even need to fuck . Because blowjobs are top tier .
vagoos are like, kinda for faggots man. babys and shit go out of there.
I hear they FUCKING BLEED from there.
>>687758065
it gets better.. try that first couple years of a relationship when you spend all day everyday in the room going at each other like rabbits 5+ times a day
>>687758401
What.
I'm not getting a fucking gummer from a 56 year old redneck grandma who looks like Ellen Dow with missing teeth.
Fuck that.
>>687758238
>things that most certainly have never ever ever happened ever
>>687758652
Haha, I meant like.
Find a girl who will take molly and is cute.
fucking pop a smarty or something.
You'll get laid and probably have a great time.
>>687738301
Im still a virgin /b/
>>687758846
I don't know anyone and don't know where to find drungs. I live in the woods in Upper Peninsula MI and this fucking place is filled with nothing but 30+ rednecks and high school kids. I'm not going for the latter and the former doesn't appeal to me either.
I'm also not going to fuck somebody while they're on drugs and I'm not, but I'm also not going to do drugs either. Just my own morals.
>Be 8
>15 year old cousin lures me into his room
>tried to undress me
>Fight it
>Get beaten up against a dresser and almost pass out
>Get my clothes taken off while I am still in a daze
>Dick goes in ass
>>687758537
I hope everyone in this thread , At one point or another, knows that feel. Eventually.
ask future me, I'm only 31. I'm not old enough for sex.
>>687738301
This happened 5 yearss ago
>be 17
>gf tight 16 year old asian grill
>Her mom moves the family out of an apartment and into a nice house
>gf still has keys to empty apartment
>we're horny
>go there and she grinds on top of me
>we're in our underwear but i can still feel how wet she is
>she slips off her panties
>she's drenched my boxers from rubbing her pussy on me
>take off my boxers when we both can't control our lust anymore
>we both giggle while awkwardly trying to put on the condom
>She gets on top of me and i probably came in like 20 seconds.
>ate her out
>we both came
>have sex again and i lasst longer
funny i didn't know I remembered this much about it
>be 17
>in a LDR with candadian qt 3.14
>work shitty job to go visit her after a year of dating long distance
>get there, meet her, she's chill, uglier than she was in pics but still alright
>2 days of just making out later
>late at night, trying to go to bed
>she just pulls my pants down and starts sucking my cock
>felt decent at best, couldn't feel much
>asks if we should fuck
>obviously.mp4
>put on condom that was too small
>couldn't keep my dick hard
>fake an orgasm
>we sleep
Overall, a solid 4/10 experience
>>687738301
Massage parlor in Korea, 2011.
>>687759044
I mean , If you think you don't have control over your body while on molly, I don't think you've experienced it.
All it does it makes you feel really fucking horny. The person taking the molly will obviously be down to feel that way and domino effect .
There is literally nothing morally wrong with fucking a girl on molly .
Citation needed.
Do you talk to girls on kik messager or like. some social networking site?
Man cuz like.
The only thing I can imagine is you finding a girl with daddy issues on a social networking site and do that dd/lg thing to get laid.
YOU CAN DO IT
>>687759044
wait a minute i misread that.
you think theres something morally wrong with taking drugs?
im genuinely curious.
>>687759465
not the guy you replied too but, what is dd/lg?
>>687759300
but.
you never Skyped?
>>687759465
It's just not something I'm going to do. It feels morally wrong even if she's in full control. I'd rather not have to use drugs just to get laid. I'd rather just pay one of the other whore grannies for a gummer behind the local saloon.
I do not have social networking, and I don't think you understand how remote I am. I have no cell service for about a 30 minute drive around my house, and the closes actual full-on city is like an hour away. When I say it's pretty much children and older people here, I wasn't really joking. They're nice enough, but I doubt I'm going to be fucking anyone here.
>>687759681
No, I don't care if people take drugs. I just don't do them myself. You got the idea the first time.
>>687759906
why dont you just move to a city
>>687759719
It's the fetish girls with huge mental issues have.
They like calling you daddy, master , ect
all you have to be is confident and stuff. So like, Its kinda the easiest lay you'll ever receive.
there is so many ways to not be a virgin in 2016 its super depressing reading this thread.
It's probably the easiest is ever been to be a pedo then its ever been in the history of modern civilization .
I'm just making an observation
>4 years ago
>be 20
>Gaming society event at our on-campus bar
>Go with gay roommate from first year (live alone now)
>Introduces me to 7/10 redhead, but because she was a redhead (which I was SUPER into at the time) she became a strong 8.5
>Talk to her all night
>Take pics, have a loooot of drinks
>Eventually end up at the bar alone
>Laugh about how awkward we were being with each other
>Try to be funny by being more awkward and put my face in her face
>She stays, I glance at her lips, she glances at mine.
>FUCKITIMGOINGIN.jpg
>Get the kiss
>Some shit about how she doesn't usually kiss dudes she just met
>She's also recently broken up and is clearly down for it
>Suggest we go back to my place, she agrees, tells her friends and we leave
>The rest is kinda blurry but essentially we get back to my place
>We fuck, her tits were small but fucking cash
>Think I fuck the shit out of her*
>Last a solid 10-13 minutes
>We cuddle and talk for the rest of the night
>she leaves in the morning
We became pretty good friends after that but never hooked up again because either of us would be in a relationship at the time. Low-key wish I fucked her again after I got some experience though.
*I later found out that I certainly did not fuck the shit out of her and as a matter of fact, it was more akin to a drunken messs
>>687760109
I like the remoteness, don't really like people, and have an alright job. I could move away but I don't like cities. Small suburbs is, maybe, as big as I'll go as long as I have a choice.
>>687760260
>excuses
Have a good life anon
>>687759906
I understand how you feel. I just feel like maybe you should start chatting girls on kik atleast.
The worst that can happen is that you start having interactions with girls you find interesting.
maybe that'll spark your interest in the poon.
I dunno man. You should atleast be talking to someone. It's just not healthy and I'm worried for your health son
>>687760365
It's the truth. I don't like people and I can't deal with the pace of a city. I've never had anyone attracted to me my whole life, don't know what sex is even like, so why would I move to someplace that I fucking hate just to maybe get laid?
That's retarded.
Put peepee in vagina
>>687760260
thats the kind of attitude thats kept you from gettin tang /b/ro. you gotta go bruce lee/Ali style. take risks, exceed your limits
nobody doesnt like social interaction. thats just an excuse for fear of rejection
>>687760512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcCOCxOCrcA
>Be me
>17 Yo
>Made a party in my house with some people from my school
>Got wasted
>Next thing i remember is a girl from my class 8/10 taking my lothes off
>Bitch fucked me hard
>Couldn't finish, too drunk
>technically violated
>Fuck buddies.for next 5 years
I was in.a relationship of 3 years with a girl who was super catholic by the time that i lost my virg, refused to.fuck cus she was waiting until marriage
>>687760148
depressing.
kudos for going for it though.
>>687745258
Did you press charges and or fuck him up/rob him?
to some dirty skank at a party
forget the whole saving yourself thing it's stupid
>>687760512
dude i hate people too.
I hate myself even more. But you know what I really love?
the simple things .
fucking.
drugs.
fucking .
drugs.
this is the life that leads to happiness i learned in my five lifetimes .
>>687759822
oh yeah, but I mean, every person knows their angles. she wasn't hideous, solid 6/10
I was 13, she was 12. put my penis in her vagina and ejaculated semen inside her.
>>687760806
Which part is the depressing part? Hopefully its the end and not the rest of it haha. It's a pretty fond memory, not gonna lie.
>>687760512
You can hate people.
and have sex too.
you never have to be truthful to anyone ever
thats the best thing about being a terrible human being.
watch that video posted.
because like. You are the reason you are a virgin.
you don't even have kik installed man.
You are the very least need like.
to be talking to a qt3.14 stat
>>687738301
>sober as a judge
>heartbroken
>once a hooker gave me a blowjob
>she looks fucking hideous
>can't get that sight of my head
>she gave me a good head
>I keep on looking at the ceiling, minding the fun I had
>she get tired of blowjob
>fucking
>couldn't get it in, my dick has asleep
>frustrated
>another year passes by
>still depressed as fuck
>decided to fuck anything that moves
>lost my virginity to a feminine dude
>gets more frustrated and depressed
How you doing?
>>687761288
Haha, I had a fling with a qt redhead, and was projecting.
just hoping there was like, the holy grail of happy endings.
But then i read the ending . rip
>>687760667
I just don't like dealing with people in general, and I'm not going to move away and start looking for work again just for the possibility of pussy.
I'm happy and comfortable here.
I'm not worried about finding somebody else.
>>687761111
I just like chilling in the woods. Nice quads.
>>687761311
I don't even know what kik is, but I doubt anyone around here has it, and it doesn't really have any use to me with the only network I'll be regularly using being my home network when I don't really use my phone that much as it is.
I didn't even have a cell phone until a year ago because I didn't see the point. I don't disagree with what you're saying, but if I don't give a shit about something, I'm not going to pursue it.
>21
>permavirgin
>shy and anxious around women, also shut in
>randomly meet girl while eating alone at a diner
>see the first real opportunity in many months to ask a girl out
>do it and she gives me her number
>10 weeks of dating follows, shes 8 years older and things move super slowly but finally she invites my over to her house
>making out on the couch when we move to the bedroom
>she starts removing her clothes, im like HOLY FUCK MATE
>finally see a vagina
>its just a sweaty, gooey crease
>try to go down on her
>it smells fucking horrible, doesnt even feel liek a sex act
>literally just eating fetid snot out of her gross orifice
>trying to guide penis inside of it after spending like 5 minutes rolling on a way too tight condom
>finally move the hips forward, feel my dick get super warm as it goes inside
>go at it for a couple minutes, its super intuitive
>huge glob of solid, chunky blood slides out of her vag and nestles on my dick
>grab it and literally throw it across the room so she doestn see it and get embarrassed
>glorps down the wall like a fucking octupus sticking and rolling over itself
>shes like moaning my name and shit
>finally getting really hot
>finish, were both shrieking in pleasure
>lie on top of her for a few more minutes and then pull out and hit the bathroom
there ya go
>>687752842
Can confirm, did ms with a chick and lost my virginity last year at 17.
>>687761553
Yeah, though I'm with a pretty great chick right now and virginity-redhead ended up being super emotionally damaged after her following boyfriend. Kinda dodged a bullet, though she's super fucking fun to hang out and drink with.
Made a good friend, so not too rip of an ending.
And I'll be goddamned if I still don't love redheads.
>Be 32
>still a virgin
Yeah...it fucking sucks
>>687761658
Know it's fake but... was that glob a fetus?
>>687744833
At least you do make love while some of us just plain fucking.
>>687761624
are you a homosexual.
If you answered no to that question, Get your phone , Fucking google kik messager , and start socializing with cute girls so you can atleast vent your sexual frustration.
That is what this app is for.
Hooking up and jerking off.
either way you use it, I assure you , that you'd be alot happier feeling cared about .
It really doesn't matter where the girl is.
Poland? That's an awesome place. Every girl I've met from there is really nice and super cute.
GET THE FUCK
OUT OF YOUR BOX
you're literally just stopping yourself from being like, sexually happy.
You can be a completly happy virgin with just two things.
Skype.
Kik messager.
Those two things will make you feel confident.
>>687761991
Hard for you to get girls, or do you not even try?
>>687758238
>"the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction. only a fool would take anything posted here as a fact"
>be 19
>wanna get drunk
>my friend's hot cousin 22 offers to get beer if I pay
>drink in cemetery because nowhere else to
>I drank 10 she drank 3
>she gets really close and touchy start making out
>go back to their gparents house and make out in the spare room
>"you still only want to make out?" She says
>"umm, no"
>she grabs condom. I start fucking her slowly
>the bed is making so much noise and her gma is asleep in next room
> I'm kinda scared, plus I can hear my still virgin friend listening to us outside the door
>time goes by, she says, "you're not one of those that take forever to get off when you're drunk are you?"
>"umm, no" actually I didn't fucking know
> more time goes by, my back is bleeding from her nails digging in
>she gets irritated and says, "if you're gonna get off, get off."
>i get off. Of her. Didn't nut
Good times. She had a kid and was taking time off from her husband. Never talked to her again.
>>687761901
Thanks for the good vibes in your posts
Its much needed here .
Yeah. I love girls who stay your friend after you fucked them.
I don't understand why people don't get that humans fuck other humans sometimes.
no big deal
Drunk as fuck and slightly high to "keep it together" basically. Was with 2 other dudes and one of their girlfriends. 4some in a tent outside. No joke
>>687761991
Which magic spells do you know?
I didn't. I prize my virginity. Bietch. BT
>>687762150
But I'm not interested in social media in the least, and who the fuck am I going to be talking to here?
Again, if I'm content with my setup and I don't really give a shit about sex, then why would I drop a good thing just for the chance at getting laid?
I did google kik, and their website doesn't really say shit about it. What makes it so much better than other stupid shit like facebook?
I ain't no virgin boy I've been fucked from the start
>>687738301
by having sex
>>687761991
can I use your OSRS account?
i keep getting pkd.
also, read all my drug ranting posts. Apply them to your life please.
unless you are doing that, if so.
you are an expert virgin. Kudos
>>687756609
>CAN I GET A COPY
copy of what?
>>687762545
bro i know i sound like a millennial but youre like a fucking cave man lol do you still use windows xp? how did you even find 4chan?
>>687762287
I'm scared of rejection. I would rather have my fingers cut off instead of getting rejected
>>687762545
its not social media!
its you.
It's literally a portal to cute girls and probably the girl your going to lose your virginity to.
Just, download the app on your phone, take a decent face picture as your default, go to the heyya app inside of the kik messager , and send a message to a cute girl.
fucking just.
Don't judge it before you try it.
You already refused to drug rape a girl!
I'm running out of virgin outs here.
>>687762398
No problem man. I think that's just the way I see things. And yeah, it's a natural thing. People make way too big a deal about it imo but whatevs
To each their own. Have a good one anon.
>>687763022
Guess you'll have to die a virgin.
Or... You know, go on a fucking dating/sex site.
>>687763022
Why? you're a main character.
everyone else is a shit side character.
Don't be so fucking sensitive when a side character is giving you some comic relief .
Become a narcissist . It does wonders for your self esteem.
Everyone else that isn't you is probably not even really alive.
I mean.
YOU CANT PROVE IT NIGGA
>>687762750
I'm actually normal. I take no drugs, no alcohol, it's like I'm a robot. Being a virgin though has been eating away at me, but I try to toughen it out
>>687762073
you think my story was fake? no dude it was just a horribel blog of blood red semisolid vagina mucus
>>687762585
this fucking a
>>687763022
I'm going to tell you this. If it feels awkward it's probably a good thing and you should do it. It gets you out of your comfort zone and helps you live your life to the fullest.
>>687763022
you should be scared. after you approach a girl and she shuts you down, she'll never talk to you ever again. you might not ever even see her again. its a nightmare.
>>687762964
I have a Debian server set up on my laptop and use Win7/Debian testing on my desktop. I didn't pay attention to cell phones because I didn't care about them or saw the point.
No cell service made paying $40 a month seem pointless. It'd just be pissing money away.
>>687763076
> and send a message to a cute girl.
Who could be literally anywhere in the world. It still seems pointless. I'm not going to shoot the shit with some random chick I don't know.
My original post was just >>687757570 but I'm not worried about getting laid. I don't really give a shit at this point about it. I'm just trying to explain my side of the reasoning because I don't get why saying the truth about my situation is a bad thing.
>>687763456
Don't toughen it out.
Take molly with a qt3.14
you'll thank me.
You will literally be licking eachother all night.
Probably should try it before you commit suicide .
Because If you don't have a good time taking molly with a girl . I really.
I really just don't see how that wont appeal to like, even the strictest catholic virgin.
>>687763619
Real respect real
To my cousin
>>687763651
>>687763694
My ego and pride rule my life. If I were to get rejected by a girl, it would severely destroyed my self esteem and any confidence in me. I would probably go Elliot Rodger soon after.
>>687763711
You are literally building a wall of lies
Stop it.
You are lying to yourself if you don't want a 16 year old girl calling you daddy over Skype when you masturbate .
By god. You will fucking get kik messager , and you will message a girl you find cute.
Not even a request . This is a intervention .
If you think 'shooting the shit' with a random girl that can be anywhere is a 'waste of time'
you truely, truely, have been out of the loop.
It's the new romantic thing.
Can you just try it for like a fucking week and see how more happy you are with qts even in your social circle fuck im getting depressed
>>687762840
Life story, Hot hot
>>687763822
you got a good idea anon but these insecure social anxious kids standing arounf with their v cards pinned too their chest might not react the same too x as other people do. they should at least do it themselves or with friends first before putting them in a situation theyre automatically uncomfortable in
>>687764206
>You are lying to yourself if you don't want a 16 year old girl calling you daddy over Skype when you masturbate
I fucking don't. That's weird, man. When I wank, I want fucking silence. Nevermind how weird it is trying to court some chick who's ten years younger than me. Sounds like police bait.
>>687764064
you need drugs dude.
I'm serious.
Take acid or something , and realise you are just a fucking blob of organic flesh matter slowly decomposing .
Talking to girls is alot less scary when you realize there is literally a billion on this planet and we are cancer .
Fucking reproduce .
>>687763401
>everyone else is a shit side character.
No, I'm the shit side character. There can't be more than one main character.
>>687764260
>Life story, Hot hot
Ha I'm writing one now lol. So much sex before the age of 16 it's pitiful and I guess hot when I think about it.. some of it
>18
>have best online friend come over to New York with me
>both taking an art history course at our respective universities, he gets like one trip to NYC a year
>He's in Massachusetts, I go to FIT
>Spend 4 hours wandering around the Met, goofin off, takin notes
>In the middle of eating street food he asks me if I've ever kissed anyone and I say no
>"Do you want to change that"
>End up making out for a half hour in a little clearing at Central Park
>Have been saving up on lube and free condoms for easy vibrator cleanup
>Fuck him later that night
>He's loud as a motherfucker but I don't care, mostly just surprised at how quickly everything escalated
>We are still boyfriends four years later and I'm moving to Massachusetts for work
It's been a wild homo ride, /b/.
>>687759123
Hot. More
>>687738301
14 years old, to the school skank who was 16 at the time. A friend and I took turns on her. He lost his virginity that day, too. She got pregnant and had an abortion.
>>687764483
Obviously I'm projecting my own life into my post.
Replace that line of text WITH WHATEVER YOU LIKE.
Your telling me , you don't want to mutually masturbate with a cute 'WHATEVER' over skype?
for real ?
I don't believe you exsist . If you do, you are so far in deluding the truth to yourself you are actually believing that you don't WANT attention from the opposite sex.
>>687765007
>Your telling me , you don't want to mutually masturbate with a cute 'WHATEVER' over skype? for real ?
Different strokes for different folks, man.
In my case, my strokes need silence or music while I concentrate. Having somebody talk in my ear would annoy the shit out of me.
I have to mute porn when I watch it for the same reason.
>>687740021
Interesting I didn't watch porn until 18...
>>687764703
Listen.
That mindset will get you fucking killed.
You think someone else the protagonist in your life? are you really that miserable?
Stop it.
Fucking download kik right the fuck now.
I'll teach you to be stop being such a self pitying , beta fag.
First step, stop fucking putting yourself down faggot.
>>687764713
This is what I like to read on 4chan.
I love this good vibe post . thanks!
>>687765243
I'm already planning on killing myself anyway, so it's kind of whatever.
I don't really want to do anything. I just want to chill.
>>687765007
agreed. the only time i didnt want to talk to grills was when i was married to heroin for 5 years and that was all just a self-loathing pityparty. as soon as i quit i jumped straight back on the tang train
>>687738301
It was with pic related. I was 19 or 20 at the time and hadn't really done much other than make out at the time. She was my 2nd official gf and I guess eventually we talked about fucking and soon became really into it. Our relationship was pretty much just hanging out and fucking. It got boring for me because the only position she wanted to do was cowgirl which as I'm sure most of you can imagine get boring. i'm 25 now and haven't had a gf or sex since and I dont really miss it.
I havent.
>be 16
>cousin be 14
Continue?
>>687738301
Lost it to an escort when I was 17. One of the hottest women I've ever fucked. No regrets at all
>>687765629
yes pls
>>687765191
No.
Stop it.
Admit to me right the now, that'd you be happier with a cute girl sending you messages about how much shes infatuated with you.
also you'd be happier when you ask that girl to model for your foot fetish and does so BECAUSE THEY CAAAARE ABBBOOOUTT YOOOOOUU
what are you not understanding? this isn't differnet strokes for different boats.
we both are the same boat, but you refuse to row.
You know how much better human interaction is over porn?
It really is much better.
Like.
fuck dude, how can you be telling me you'd rather be alone in silence over having attention from qts? '
I'm getting a little upset .
>be 4
>dad pries my anus open every night before bed with an industrial clamp, says its good for me
>eventually im wide enough
continue?
>>687765316
>. thanks!
thanks for thanking me :) your vibe was gooder
>>687750576
anyone got a better virgin story than the anon who raped a chick? or just sex stories of crazy bitches in general?
that was gold
>>687738301
ive had sex but im still a virgin
its not some shit like "all" women are xyz or im whatever
its just the vast majority of people ive ever met in my life are garbage waste.
i either havent worked hard enough to meet more diverse people from the failure of demographic i was born into or i havent given it enough time yet to meet the new one yet
but the shits been fun
and ive respected my mother
>>687765395
welcome to the party nigga, we all planning on killing ourselves. Everyone else is just sorta, slowly coming to that realization.
You.
Take fucking drugs with a grilll
plleaaaaaaase
If you kill yourself before getting laid I'll kick your ass in purgatory or wherever beta fags go when they die.
>>687765747
>Admit to me right the now, that'd you be happier with a cute girl sending you messages about how much shes infatuated with you.
No. I only shitpost on here because people don't know me. Otherwise, I'd really rather not be getting messages from anyone if I didn't have to.
>fuck dude, how can you be telling me you'd rather be alone in silence over having attention from qts? '
It's just the way I am. My end goal with everything is to literally have a place where I can just chill. No worries, no people, no need for money or attention. Just a place where I can comfortably chill.
Realistically, such a dream isn't really possible, not with the way I see it. There are things that are arguably close to it, but not it.
I'm just not really a guy who likes the attention of anyone. It makes me feel bad. Like I could be spending my time doing something else.
Lost it on a cops bed
>>687756256
>implying his dad didn't give him a hand
>be 16
>cousin 14
>asks her if she's smoked pot before
>she's a freshman stoner
>we smoke together and get super stoned
>her body is mature for freshman
>huge fits
>aska if I can feel them
>huge double d
>she says she wants to loosr it but with someone close
Continue?
>>687766347
Sorry spell check on my phone
>>687765455
guess the actual story of the first time is lacking so i'll talk about it.
>gf comes over and we're in my room making out
> i grab her flat ass, fitting all the little meat i can into my hands
> make out like no tomorrow and my hand makes my way to her cunt
> i rub said cunt until she says "lets do it"
> i pull out condom from wallet
>after putting on condom i slowly insert dick
>she moans and her double chin is super obvious
> i put dick in but i'm not taht excited
> soulessly fuck until I came.
>end of story i guess
>>687766089
my uncle was like this for years when i lived with him. hes now diagnosed paranoid schizo. not saying thatll happen to you but, socially shutting yourself in is letting yourself waste away life. theres alot of suffering but theres happiness too anon.
aint nothin to be fraid of
>>687766089
If you really subscribe to the mindset that there isn't a chill ass girl out there, who likes what you like, acts how you act, and feels the way you feel.
then you're beyond help.
you know how FUCKING ILLOGICAL THAT IS?!
no way. Everyone can get a fuck hole.
you just refuse to pick yours up at the shop.
>>687760719
Same anon, currently have a gf who's mom brainwashed her with Catholicism, we been talking about when we gonna do it and she says once we get married, been thinking about leaving her not gonna fuckin wait till marriage, not gonna turn 18 being a virgin fuck that
>>687765395
hey though, really.
please.
just once.
find a girl whos into chilling on x.
and you know what will happen?
You'll be happy .
>>687766693
just keep teasing her til she begs you for it
>>687765843
Wheres my loli fap story time gosh darn it
>>687766693
Do you get handjobs? blow jobs?
gotta give more details then just , shes catholic.
Catholic girls love anal.
just like, tell her the saints did it or something.
>>687766567
Let me put it another way: It's not so much fear, more so that I realized what I really enjoy, which is nothing. Not in a literal sense, but in the sense of not having to worry about anything.
If I could be financially taken care of without being a leach to somebody else ala winning the lottery or something, I'd probably piss the rest of my life away being a NEET.
>>687766672
>If you really subscribe to the mindset that there isn't a chill ass girl out there
I didn't say that. What I said is I don't want anyone else around. Why share my shit when I can have it to myself instead of having to worry about what somebody else is doing or some shit.
Like, realistically, I'm sure there's somebody out there that will put up with my bullshit, but I don't want to put up with their own.
>>687748692
pics of cutie and fattie pls
>>687766567
He sorta needs to realize, he's cucking himself.
I've never seen it happen before.
A self cucking prophecy
> was sitting on a popular (in my country) chat site
> was way too fucking bored
> girl chats me up, she is pushing hard
> I don't even care, leave me alone, yet she keeps up the conversation
> I add her on MSN
> we keep chatting, start playing vidya
> after months I confess my feelings, she feels the same way
> we meet
> happy months
> we fuck
I mean, it is kinda plain and boring I guess?
We are still together tho.
>20 yo
>Borderline slut hanging all over me, bringing me back to her dorm, sleeping with her head in my lap, etc
>don't get the message
>invited to her place over the summer
>don't get the message
>drink like 7 shots of straight gin in 10 minutes
>she turns on her laptop, starts playing some Gundam anime
>my hand brushes her stomach, she starts moaning
>finally realize
>no condoms, she doesn't care
>calls me "daddy," wants me to treat her like a dog
>too drunk for that shit, just pin her to the bed
>right after she gets all clingy, tells me she loves me, etc.
>two days later get a text "I don't love you, I was drunk, don't talk to me ever again"
lost my virginity watching gundam. what is life?
>be me
>be 17
>dating coworker
>qt tiny chick, looks like a loli but is older than me
>made out a couple times before and fingered her
>can tell she wants the dick
>invite her to my place
>shewantsthedick.pkt
>can't fuck in my house, mom's home
>take her out back to the field behind my house
>find a clearing in the tree line
>take her there, get her naked, fuck the shit out of her
>it's taking forever, still can't bussanut
>"sorry anon, I gotta go. My dad's expecting me home soon"
>mfw I didn't get to nut
>>687765243
You rock anon. I like seeing beacons of hope like you. We're such a non affectionate community. Glad to see you care about another user. People forget we're all anonymous, despite being a self hating anonymous
>>687767397
>self cucking prophecy
kek'd
>>687764825
good for you. Be safe though.
>>687767532
You rock too anon, as a "beacon of hope" enabler!
>>687767299
You're a selfish disgusting immature boy of a man.
I'm done with you.
You should of just said you were a pussy faggot.
Would of saved me typing all that very valid advice.
You need to go out and start exercising, Nothing I say to you will help you beside telling you to work out.
because your brain is fucked up .
And this is coming from the guy who has been up for a solid 42 hours on a sex and drug binge.
You realize how much a far cry of a life you are living?
everyone else is by the majority is having interactions with cute girls.
and they call us daddy.
we don't fuckign MIND BECAUSE WE GET SEXUAL RELIEF FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IMMM MAAAAAAAAD
>>687767870
>You're a selfish disgusting immature boy of a man.
Never said I wasn't, pal, nor did I say your advice wasn't valid. I've been saying all along I didn't really give a shit about finding a cute girl and that I like just chilling in the quiet, man.
You really shouldn't have taken this conversation so personally. Go do some more drugs or something else you enjoy to get your mind off of it.
It's alright, pal.
>>687767870
not him but im glad you and the other anons tried. maybe you convinced at least 1 or 2 lurkers too leave their bedroom
>>687766347
yes pls keep going
>>687738301
Fucked my ass with a horsecock dildo
>>687768297
I'm a lurker and can confirm that
>>687767211
Yes I been telling her about anal as an alternative to the vagina so that she don't lose her "virginity" like god says. The problem is that she has fear of germs and says its nasty and stuff despite I have talked to her about how to clean her ass so that there's no problem but she still won't let me fuck her ass. The closest thing to sex we ever had was when she let me suck her tits for only 1 minute and dry hump her and that was the last time we ever did something sexual. Every time I try to tease her or turn her on she makes a shit excuse that she is on her period, something hurts or that she is sad
>>687766940
Trust me anon I do it all the time but she won't let me. She only allows me to grab her ass and only when she feels in the mood which is rare when that happens
>>687768271
Don't say I took it personal, Also, Don't drug shame me ya dingus.
I've been trying to help you out because.
I know.
you know.
You'd be a-lot happier with a high school girlfriend long distance.
Don't lie to yourself..
'hurr i need to date a 20 year old'
stop it.
teen feet will cure your shit attitude on romance.
fuck you for not admitting that .
>>687767870
Holy shit, you're autistic. This guy doesn't give a fuck. Get the fuck over it and quit trying to use him to wallow in self-pity. Quit projecting onto some random anonymous stranger who gives no shits and go jack off to shitty jailbait porn or whatever the fuck it is you're into. God damn.
i was 10 as i lost my virginity
more ?
not to my dad or smth
>>687738301
Leave it up to a trump supporter to be so salty lol. He won't be president no matter what you do.
>Exchange year to Germany
>Go on trip to Italy
>Meet hot Romanian waitress at random restaurant
>Hang out after her shift ends
>Fuck on the beach.
>>687749310
Kaila Diamond?
>>687749310
why are you using a picture from her instagram
https://www.instagram.com/yourlittlestarlord/
>>687761991
Hello, fellow Wizard! who's your favorite pony? Mine's Rarity.
>>687768864
youre out of context bro hes one of the dudes posting whos clearly not a virgin
>>687768782
>Don't drug shame me ya dingus.
I'm not. I was actually saying do something you enjoy. You said you were on a drug and sex binge, making it sound like those were things you enjoy. You like video games? Do that instead. I don't give a shit. Like giving advice? There are other guys in this thread who took what you were saying more seriously.
The fact that you're jumping to negative conclusions only makes me think you took this more personally than I did, at the least.
>You'd be a-lot happier with a high school girlfriend long distance.
Long distance relationships don't work out and I'm not interested in some teeny bopper. That much I wasn't joking about. I hate high school girls purely on a personal level.
>teen feet will cure your shit attitude on romance.
feet aren't my thing, man
>>687768928
>more ?
fuck off you autistic cunt
Which one?
>>687768864
Did i trigger the virgin fag?
Also, did you just call jb shitty?
Dude, I don't even WANT to know about the porn your into.
Every single virgin fag in this thread would be alot more happy with themselves if they were actively chatting qts.
You're delusional if you believe otherwise.
i know you didn't read any those posts, you trigger happy faggot.
MDMA (molly or x) is neurotoxic af, and long term does significant damage to your serotonin axons and will cause depression if you use it too much. Do some research before you take it, if you have to then get it tested and eat Vitamin C
>>687752498
>>687752842
>>687769115
Are you not a native English speaker, or are you just fucking hammered?
In any case, no, I'm not "out of context," he's being fucking autistic. Whether or not he's a virgin is irrelevant because he's still some sperglord trying to convince a random man on the internet to have sex even though the guy has clearly communicated that he doesn't want advice.
>>687769132
I didn't say 'GO GET MARRIED TO THE LONG DISTANCE GRURLRLRR'
I'm saying, build your fucking confidence up. Start by talking online, then go on to something for substantial.
even an open dialog with a stranger will help you out alot.
Fuck you for saying teen feet aren't your thing.
they are everyone's thing.
Accept that as a cold hard fact
>>687738966
Edgy high schooler spotted
>Be 15
>gf at the time was also 15
>cute blond maybe 7 or 7.5/10
>we were hanging out at her house alone because her mom was at the bar
>making out for a while and I've been grinding on her so she was ready to go
>literally the most awkward thing ever to get undressed and put a condom on when neither of us has done this before
>condom on, we're in the bed, she's on top
>I decide it's probably best to break the hymen fast so I thrust in
>her face was complete pain
>we stop, but start again like an hour or so later on the couch
>I cum in minutes, she doesn't obviously
>we bury the condom outside so her mom doesn't find it
And that was the worst sexual experience I ever had
>>687769645
I'm not really interested in some short fling either, though. Seems like time I could spend doing other stuff.
>Fuck you for saying teen feet aren't your thing.
nah, really, man, they aren't my thing. i don't get foot fetishes or anything like that.
>>687769557
I wasn't saying form a habit.
If you take molly , like any other drug in moderation, You're fucking fine.
Stop believing stupid ass drug war propaganda ' Hurrr all molly is laccedddd with baaad ddurgggs !'
get the fuck out of here.
pls forgive my attitude bbycakes.
>>687769557
also, if you've been following this thread, Or if your just a newfag, everyone here? were all already depressed.
thats why we are here.
ya lovable faggot.
>>687768271
I'm a different anon. I feel sorry for you man. You're one less guy I have to worry about though.
In all seriousness though, I like quiet and peace too. I like having time to just be me and do whatever it is that I want to do.Sometimes it's absolutely nothing or sleeping all day. But because I've been fortunate enough to have genuine, caring friends I yearn to see them. We don't have to do anything extravagant, sometimes just talking in the driveway is the best thing in the world.
With a significant other changes everything. A good one will fill a hole that you didn't know you had(or maybe you did) and afterward you'll miss the feeling I can only describe as being complete. It's so amazing to have someone to care about and care back at you. You both figure things out. If you have sex romantically, you can really develop a strong emotional bond with someone else that you just can't have with your friends. It's a nice warm feeling. They're your best friend. I felt this way with my ex-girlfriend. We were very close, but I had to call it off because of our differences. It hurt and sometimes I do miss her. These are the things that make us human. I hurt before and now I can love harder.
I felt so amazing a lot of the time with this girl even when all we were doing was silently eating because there wasn't pressure to talk. I could just think and it would be okay. I can't wait to see what it's like with a girl who is right for me.
To see your own children born and raised and have such a meaningful role in another life is something amazing too. I personally haven't done it but I don't think not having experience means that you can't grasp the nature of it.
>>687769296
>Did I trigger the virgin fag?
>disagreeing with you means I'm a virgin
The only person who appears to be triggered here is you lel.
>Also, did you just call jb shitty?
Learn to read you mentally handicapped troglodyte. I didn't say that jailbait is shitty, I told you to go jack off to jailbait porn of shit quality.
>Every single virgin fag in this thread would be alot more happy with themselves if they were actively chatting qts.
Because there are no exceptions and what makes you happy must make everybody else happy right? No, you're an aspie, fuck off.
>You're delusional if you believe otherwise
You're delusional if you think demanding that some random faggot on /b/ goes out and gets laid is going to make him go out and get laid when he clearly doesn't want to.
>i know you didn't read any those posts, you trigger happy faggot.
Why, because you didn't like what I said? Poor bb :(
>>687770059
You are really depressed.
talk about it to the girl you meet on kik, which you are obligated to do.
also, go to the site without mothers and watch this /19AD034
and FUCKING TELL ME YOU DON'T LIKE FEET NIGGA.
This thread basically got derailed hard.
>>687770287
>learn to rea-
Stopped right there.
If you wanna debate me using some real arguments , I'm down. But I'm really not interested in helping you vent out your high school bully cuckery.
