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>>687731086
Braver man than I.
If he is her BF maybe you can outlift him or somethin.
Oh wait, why don't I just...
>>687731357
>>687731535
I fucking love everything about this image, Sabertooth and squirting, my two favorites. and what do you know, the 4th is my birthday, happy fucking me!
![144_1451275470.belayalapa_[raffle2]_remoraid_clr_rr.png](https://i.imgur.com/ep9lD0J.png "144_1451275470.belayalapa_[raffle2]_remoraid_clr_rr.png")
>>687731739
Glad you like it, anon. And happy birthday, depending on your timezone.
>>687731343
I would like to think I could, he's pretty skinny but I think he does crossfit so he's got that super lean muscle and shit.
Nothing to lose but I don't think the gym is the best place to ask someone out.
Dunno what I'll do.
>>687731912
The gym is a great place to find a fuck.
>>687731912
>crossfit
Kek. Ask to spot the girl and cuck him.
>>687730206
The idea of having someone who's both a pet you can dump your aimless affection on, and a wife with whom you share pure love is something I never knew I wanted until recently. I'm not even into real animals.
Last Blue Moon, and I should probably not buy any more alcohol until I move out.
>>687731912
Fingers crossed. I'd wingman if I could.
>>687732162
>Blue Moon
Good choice.
Speaking of wingman, my uncle by chance took a picture with the Blue Angel pilot that died just like a week ago after running into him in NY.
What are the chances?
>>687732375
Thank ya! First beer I ever tried after I turned 21 and my dad took me out for a steak. Kinda stuck with it.
>>687732162
Dude, get some empty kegs for when your parents help move you out, or I'm assuming they'll help you move out.
When they ask just tell them "turn up or transfer bro"
Thanks man, I would appreciate the help.
>>687732063
Not exactly what I'm looking for but sure.
>>687732118
I would, but when she's work out, he spots her the entire time, which makes me think he might also be her trainer.
Mixed signals dude.
>>687732396
That's spooky dude and also really cool.
>>687732523
Have you tried Shock Top?
If you like blue moon you will probably like it as well.
![149_1443473438.belayalapa_[fa_wingit]_modjo_fbfr_fbg_clr_sig_rr.png](https://i.imgur.com/xMIbQuG.jpg "149_1443473438.belayalapa_[fa_wingit]_modjo_fbfr_fbg_clr_sig_rr.png")
>>687732608
Haha, that'd be perfect since we're already wondering if there'll be enough room in her van.
>>687732688
I have not, but I certainly will when I see it.
>>687732906
Ha
I'd strap them to the roof if you could.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EtCoL0XGRg
>>687733000
Rajii has a way with textures.
>>687733490
That he does. One of my favorite artists.
>>687733271
So that's the name of that song
>>687733760
Eyup. I mostly knew it from that American Dad episode before finding what it's called a few months ago.
Currently it and Baker Street are the only songs on my Saxamaphone playlist. So sad.
>>687731159
No one has arms that long, trust me. I've tried.
>>687733973
Baker street by Gerry Rafferty?
That's a classic dude. I don't have any good sax songs but if I find one, I'll let you know
>>687734451
Biggest plot twist: dickgirl
>>687734594
That's the one. And that'd be awesome thanks.
Trying to build motivation to learn it some day.
>>687734451
God, why does the art have to be so bad? It's one big detractor from a comic I otherwise almost enjoyed.
>>687734607
Well fuck..
Maybe I should proofread better.
>>687734784
Yeah man, it's no problem.
I think that zune is about ready to die. After the marketplace finally went away after all the scalebacks now I'm having trouble syncing devices, signing in and usage rights.
>>687735243
Brutal.. I still feel like there's gotta be a way to transfer them to mp3 or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX45pYvxDiA
>>687735243
I should follow up with that I would start going through my library but a lot of it won't play as of about two hours ago
>>687735402
There has to be. I might pirate a DRM ripper or something and then rip all the DRM from what I've got downloaded.
I think microsoft should have given people the option to buy their libraries (or portions they didn't own) at a deep discount after the marketplace finally went down.
>>687735601
Ya, I'm sure google will be helpful for that.
>>687735758
Thank you internet
>>687735858
All praise be to Tim Berners-Lee.
>>687735973
wolololo
