Would /b/ fuck my girlfriend?
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Would /b/ fuck my girlfriend?
>>687678194
Her penis isn't feminine enough, so no
When will this madness end
>>687678418
Never.
It is only the beginning.
>>687678306
Strangest sentence ever spoken
You're already a fagot so you might as well
>>687678194
no, but I'd fuck your boyfriend.
>>687678418
September
>>687678521
>Attracted to girls with feminine penises
>Gay
Pick one faggot
>>687678194
>your girlfriend
You wish...
>>687678194
>would /b/ fuck your boyfriend
no
your girlfriend would fuck you in the ass.
op is a faggot
>>687678599
>Greenday
>>687678697
A good portion of /b/ is gay and comfortable with that, not just the closeted fags that try to justify a "straight" attraction to trannies.
>>687678194
Do you have a pic of her?
>>687678418
are you new around here?
>>687679376
That dick is way too masculine, that's a guy faggot
>>687678194
How do I fuck something without a pussy :0?
>>687678658
sauce?
>>687679761
Anal or oral, moron
sup 4chinz
>>687679761
The pussy is right below the feminine balls, duh.
>>687679761
You put your masculine penis in her feminine penis
>>687678646
They are both the same thing
>>687679893
How are you posting from the 1950's ?
>>687679546
Better? lol
>>687678851
Fukk u im straight and i like shemales so what !!
>>687679823
but... you poop from your booty? why would you stick your penis in poo?
>>687678521
taking bait
its boyfriend, dick looks gross and masculine 2/10
>>687679866
Nice ass
>>687680341
Now that's what I call a girl with a Feminine penis
>>687678194
Don't know. What does she look like?
>>687680287
Living in denial so hard, holy shit anon get help
I masturbate to traps and trans and i know myself that it's gay but im bisexual, but your living in your small world inside your head, jesus christ you're a faggot attracted to dicks wake up
>>687680384
Weirdest boner ever
MOARRR !!
>>687679787
the one on the left is sara salazar
the one on the right I dont know
>>687678194
Sauce,anyone? Please?
>>687678194
>>687678306
Thats a guy fucktard, girls dont have penises you delusional faggots. Hang yourselves please
>>687680384
i think my soul just withered away
>>687680681
THERES NO SUCH THING AS A FEMININE PENIS YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>687678194
The Motherfucker of Bad Dragons
>>687679876
Thats called an asshole, dipshit. I'll go fuck your sister now
>>687681017
You're wrong, she only have a big clitoris.
>>687681212
This tbh fam
>>687681109
>>687681017
>>687679893
why do you fall for it every time?
>>687681212
Listen here you dumb backwoods mother fucker, I'll come to your house with a meat tenderizer and tenderize your skull. You're nothing b a small pimple of a man.
>>687681191
>I'll go fuck your sister now
Jokes on you, she was a stillborn!
>>687680384
I thought bruce willis was married
>>687681109
There are masculine and feminine penises, anon.
Why the anger?
There are girls with vaginas and girls with feminine penises.
>>687678194
your BOYFRIEND is a metally ill man and should be treated for his gender identification disorder. You are in a relationship and are sexually active with a man and therefore are a homosexual. Youre a faggot and your boyfriend is a confused metally sick faggot. Not sure which one of you is worse.
>>687681459
If I find you I'm gonna kill you. Meat Grinder Mike is now taking over this thread. Any "traps" will get put through the meat grinder.
>girlfriend
>>687681531
You like mentally ill men. I'll go fap to some vagina now.
>>687681547
This. Thank you anon. Glad to not be the only one with sense
>>687681765
careful now, dont cut yourself on that edge
>>687681765
>vagina
Not feminine enough, I'm afraid.
I prefer feminine penises.
>>687681531
There are girls with vaginas and feminine boys*
>>687681921
/thread
>>687681453
oh look
a subhuman
>>687681921
Why can't all you trannies go to prison
>>687681212
I've said this before but it needs saying again. I know this clitoris thing started as a joke but I cross dress and loads of the comments I get on xhamster and tumblr genuinely refer to my dick as a clit and it makes me a little uneasy every time. I don't hate it or anything but it just feels wrong when it happens
>>687681943
>feminine boys
But how can they be feminine if they're boys?
They're just girls with feminine penises.
>>687682198
I hope you enjoy being a lower-class citizen, uncivilized half-ape.
>>687678194
Of course. Only a faggot would ask such stupid question.
>>687682170
Listen here fucknut, if I catch you, I'm gonna use the meat grinder on your face so at your funeral people won't recognize you you cocksucker
>>687682208
And who are you?
>>687682367
Such scurry
very threat
much crie
>>687682361
Enjyo being metally ill with tit implants. Go get help you abomination. Or come meet the end of my .44
>>687682343
You must be trolling. Noone can be that stupid.
>>687678194
Your BOYFRIEND with a tit job? NO.
>>687682568
It took me a while but these fucks are trolling us.
>>687682524
>m-muh guns
>obummer dun did it
Holy shit I was just poking fun, you really are an uncivilized half-ape redneck piece of shit aren't you?
>>687682568
Not trolling anon, just genuinely trying to help.
If you have any questions about feminine penises, go ahead and ask!
>>687682430
I go by cdisabel on tumbler
>>687682694
WHAT YOU GOT NO JOB TOMORROW BECAUSE YOU VOTED FOR THAT NIGGER OBAMA? MAKING BAD DECISIONS ALL YOUR LIFE?
>>687681656
Come at me bitch. My address is 7150 Natural Bridge Rd #100, St. Louis, MO 63121.
I am going to tear open your anal hymen after I pop a cap in you.
>>687682929
I'm not an amerifat, thankfully.
Wouldn't want to live in the same country as you subhuman scum,
/b/ would fuck your sister
/b/ would fuck your mom
/b/ would fuck your cousin
/b/ would fuck you
/b/ would fuck your daughter
/b/ would fuck your grandpa using lemons as a condom
/b/ would fuck your aunt Jessie with the squint
/b/ would dig up the corpse of your dead uncle and fuck that
/b/ would fuck your ex-girlfriend
/b/ would fuck your current girlfriend
/b/ would fuck that chubby redhead at 7-11 with the glass eye and clubbed foot
/b/ would fuck you up the ass with a strap-on the size of your ego
/b/ wants to know why the fuck you keep asking it if it would fuck something when you already know the fucking answer
/b/ would fuck your dog
/b/ would fuck a donkey
/b/ would fuck a squirrel
/b/ would fuck the hole in a tree trunk
/b/ would fuck a horse, a midget, a goat, twin lesbian sisters, and Joan Rivers without her makeup on a liferaft while playing Moon River on a badly tuned ukulele
/b/ would fuck an electric eel on its period
/b/ would fuck a dead kitten
/b/ would fuck a lactating shark
/b/ would fuck the stingray that killed Steve Irwin
/b/ would fuck the hole in Steve Irwin's chest made by that stingray
/b/ would fuck an octopus til it inked
/b/ would fuck mud if it thought it would wiggle
/b/ would fuck a grapefruit peel left on a Las Vegas sidewalk for 3 weeks
/b/ would fuck anything it can see, think, or imagine
/b/ is tired of hearing you wonder if its standards have somehow magically improved in the last five minutes, five hours, five days, five weeks, or five years
/b/ s most of all tired of you using an excuse to dump pictures of some chick that you like in order to get communal approval of your horndogginess
YES /b/ WOULD FUCK HER
She is substantially less objectionable to half the shit /b/ would fuck given the chance.
Are you happy now, OP?
YES /b/ WOULD FUCK HER
/b/ would fuck a drunk camel if it pushed back
STOP ASKING. DUMP NUDES. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
>>687683062
>fucking with mgm
>literally he works at a slaughterhouse
I'm from Ohio this si a civilized union.
>>687678194
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>>687683107
SHUT YOUR FUCKING HOLE YOU HOOSIER I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO TALK, STUDDERUNG LITTLE PRICK.
Heres a REAL girl.
>>687683473
Keep trying hillbilly subhuman, maybe one day you won't be a fucking joke.
OH WAIT.
>>687683565
Oh shit, she's hot. More?
>>687683565
what the fuck is this shit. disgusting.
>>687683565
Ewwww
where's the feminine penis?
>>687683303
good summary
>>687678836
cantwakeup.jpeg
>>687683565
yeah, she's cute too
honestly I'd fuck pretty much anything that looks feminine
>>687678194
>Girl
Its a guy you faggot
>>687683565
Get that shit out of here
>>687684367
But her penis is feminine, anon. It's a girl.
sauce plis
>>687683920
off yourself faggot
>>687684583>>687684583
It is not a clit therefore it is masculine
>>687683107
the average nigger.
>>687685186
>nigger
Last I checked america was the most nigger-filled first world country.
>>687680384
>>687679866
sc me
firetruck41
>>687678418
MADNESS?! THIS! IS! 4CHAN!!!
>>687678194
>Would /b/ fuck my girlfriend?
Maybe. How about you post a pic of your gf?
>>687686893
That's her
>>687687033
No thats him you mean.
>>687687151
No I meant her
>>687687033
Got any more pics/vids
>>687687218
Then you're retarded.
>>687687268
*Your
Fixed for you
>>687687374
>>687683565
>naruto
lel
>>687678194
More of her please?
>>687687268
>>687687374
>>687687658
>>687687033
How about you prove it by showing more pics?
Cuz she just looks like a porn star. And I don't mean that in a good way.
>>687678418
When school starts back.
>>687678194
>girlfriend
>>687678194
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>>687678599
Wake me up then please thanks
>>687678194
no, i wouldn't fuck your boyfriend either.
>>687678194
I'd swallow her cum
Would /b/ sex this?
>>687678194
No. But I'd suck her cock and drink her girl cum.
>>687688827
Looks like fun, any more?
>>687683303
beautiful
If you don't want to fuck her then y'all gay.
>>687678521
>Strangest sentence ever spoken
>implying feminine penis isn't mentioned daily on /b/
lurk more newfag
>>687685646
>>>/9gag/
>girlfriend
>>687688827
>>687688956
I've got lots, most of "her" stuff is all over the internet, though it's getting a bit hard to track it all down these days.
>>687689766
Asian traps is best trap
Their natural androgyny really helps
>>687689766
That's sexy
>>687683920
Go fucking hang yourself, your bait is older than the crust on your granny's cunt.
>>687689766
Him*
If you faggots are going to like trannies at least admit they are guys
>>687689266
Your gay if you do want to fuck him.
I'm lesbian anyway
>>687678194
Nope
>>687683062
Well if I find you, I'm gonna take a meat tenderizer and tenderize your skull.
"girl"friend
Kekd
I'd honestly rather fuck kim fields than ever fuck a trap.
This is now a Kim Fields thread btw.
No. That is not a girl. So fuck you faggot
>girlfriend
>>687678194
>>687690861
Lol........ poor reek....
>>687678194
>girlfriend
>cock
Pick one faggottron
>>687690499
Shit yeah I'm gay or at least bi.
But if you are a lesbian then must want her cock inside you.
>>687680384
>straight
>likes shemales
Pick one faggot
>>687691484
Nope. I only like fuckin pussy.
>>687678194
Trips decides if I become this
>>687680384
Kek
>>687691959
Yes
>>687691574
So you're saying because she does not have a pussy then you won't fuck her. Thats discrimination.
Shame on you. Shame.
>>687689766
>>687689923
>>687690118
>>687692061
I hate tumblr
>>687692260
The sexy continues, wow
>>687691101
source
>>687679787
http://xhamster.com/movies/4769286/sara_salazar_and_her_friend_jerking_dicks_on_cam.html
>>687678194
Nigga that ain't no girl.
>>687693047
Nice ass
>>687693047
what a cutie
Aw hell yeah.
>>687691101
sauce
>>687678194
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>>687681765
" im superior because i like a particular set of body features over the other". People like you are primitive and will have a hard time in the world of the future. Universal empathy
>Girlfriend
>>687683565
Not feminine enough, that vag looks so masculine... Wouldn't fuck/10
>>687693641
I'm pretty sure this kind of spam is literally made by cancer.
It has a signature trait of not having new lines, like it was made on a mobile phone or ipad device.
Cancer telling trap threads to leave...
>>687694000
Cute
>>687694094
Sauce?
>>687694000
Kinda looks like ellen page
>>687694077
*bites lip* That's hot. Any more hands free traps?
>>687680384
Holy shit I legit thought it was a dude. Good job.
>>687694077
*bites lip* That's hot. Any more hands free cumming traps?
>>687693653
The penis is always the right choice!
If you don't suck a shemale cock at least once in your life you're totally gay!
Pussy is for pussies and gays
>>687693617
Sauce?
>>687694199
no clue sorry
>>687694000
Looks like my ex plus a penis, moar please
>>687678194
No, and that's a boyfriend
>>687694094
Fake dick, photoshopped/10
>>687678194
nah. not into dudes.
>>687691101
sauce
>>687694639
>>687693653
That face on the left
>>687678194
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Any OC?
>>687678194
Oh thank god, I thought /b was serious about feminine penis being a thing when it's just bait.
Faith in humanity restored.
>>687694205
Every straight male would get his ass banged by her except a gay one...
>>687680420
Fucking retard you wash that away
And there is almost no poop in the anus after you've taken a shit
>>687691101
sauce?
>>687683565
What the fuck is wrong with her mouth?
I'd say 'butter face', but even her tits are kinda gross.
>>687694324
>>687680420
>newfag meter is going crazy
![magical hands free for [b] 1.webm](https://i.imgur.com/dm63TuN.jpg "magical hands free for [b] 1.webm")
>>687695149
Big clit, not trap, what a shame she was so hot...
That's a guy, faggot
>>687685414
>testicular hydroceles
>>687695548
Sexy, any more?
>>687678658
sauce
>>687678194
>girl
>>687695541
Faggots are fucked by men, we suck dicks and tits, It's totally different, moron!
>>687682363
What this Lessy name again?
>>687695747
>>687695541
>>687694897
>>687694640
>>687681765
Tell me that you wouldn't at least be curious enough to fool around with pic related.
>>687695615
>>687695394
>>687695187
>>687694077
Well, it looks like I have another little kink to add to the fetish list. Thanks!
>>687696366
No touch cum from anal?
Yep, definitely one of the hottest things ever.
>>687694459
>>687694735
where are you getting these?
>>687696366
prostate cum is best cum
>>687696519
Your dad's phone.
>>687696485
>>687696534
Yeah, I might try and do it. Fuck knows how though. I've never had anything up but this is enough to make me give it a go.
>>687678194
Depends.... Where's your girlfriend's picture?
>>687696596
where's my dad getting them?
>>687696534
Got any tips, i only can drop alittle precum never had an actual orgasm
>>687696660
Takes a lot of patience, hope you can pull it off.
>>687678194
Fuck yes!
>>687696716
You grandpa's phone.
>>687678194
Would you fuck mine?
>>687695607
Is that silly string on the left ones ass hole? What the fuck is it?
>>687680384
So... There are a woman and a guy on this vid, I think this is straight porn, though it's hard to believe.
>>687696519
I have been on /b/ for a long time and have a lot of trap stuff
>>687696780
Ahh shit. Fuck that then
>>687696660
If you've never done anything with anal, here's a basic guide:
Have a healthy diet with plenty of fiber and be well hydrated. About an hour after you take a shit, go sit on the toilet and push. If you feel totally empty, then you can do some exploring without a mess.
The best way is a toy or a (safely) improvised toy. While you can find your prostate with your middle finger by reaching down between your legs and curling it upward/foward (like you are trying to tickle the back of your dick), it is such an awkward and hand-cramping position that you are unlikely to have much fun that way (until you get to know what you like, anyway).
If you can find a clean, smooth, rounded non-porous object that will not break, you could start with that. Make sure that it
a) has a section wide enough to prevent complete insertion
OR
b) is long enough for you to hold it without losing it (like, less than half of it is inserted)
Use a lubrication. If you don't have water-based lube, you can use a little bit of cooking oil. DO NOT USE SOAP AS A LUBE. You will regret it. Vaseline works ok, but it is too thick imho.
>>687691101
And that, kids, is why fags have AIDS more often
>>687697020
Worms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ__KkzH1U8
>>687696772
I've had precum several times, and full-on cum about three times so far. Every other time I just pee, sometimes dripping and sometimes full-on. It's like I'm stimulating my bladder instead of my prostate or something, it's very annoying.
I know it's pee instead of precum because it's yellow, smells like pee, etc. Sometimes the two are mixed together somewhat. When cum and pee are trying to come out of the same hole at the same time it's not the most pleasant sensation in the world. I feel like something's wrong with me.
>>687696772
I have cum from various butt plugs and even the showerhead. Not sure how I cum so easily, but it's great. I guess I'm just sensitive down there. I have never had a prostate orgasm, I have only cummed from asshole simulation by itself.
>>687697039
Sauce?
>>687696261
Oh don't get me wrong, I'd ram you to the moon and back, but your not a girl, your a guy
>>687683565
>naruto
>bleach
not even once
>>687696660
prostate milking is out of this world yo, i fucked a lightsaber and had a prostate milked orgasm. waves of euphoria over the whole body for minutes and had recurring euphoric flashbacks for days after wards
its a good idea to progressively anal train for like a week
use an enema and clean your ass out til you shit out clear water. lube that ass up and penetrate deep.
>>687696660
>>687696772
>>687697075
Whatever you use, feel around back there. When you locate your prostate, it may feel like you have to pee or give an electric jolt through your dick. Contrary to popular belief, it is rarely instant pleasure. The direct sensations from prostate play start really subtle, but build in such a way that it seriously has to be experienced. Anyway, from there, play and try things out. The orgasm from just jacking off regularly + light prostate pressure for me is about 1.10 - 1.25 times as intense, and longer prostate play can be even better.
I find reaching a totally hands-free orgasm to be pretty challenging - I have to be really horny, and it has always taken me at least 15 minutes, often more. When I have, I was using a toy (either the Aneros Helix, or a medium-large buttplug) while lying on my back or side with nothing touching my dick. Usually I go through cycles of getting hard and soft as I contract hard for a second, then relax for 2 seconds, off and on.
I change things up now and again by contracting hard and holding for a long time (~30 seconds), which gives me almost like electric jolts of pleasure, especially if I follow it up with many rapid, shallow contractions. It can be maddening because of the slow build, and it is hard to resist the urge to "assume manual control", but you must avoid touching your dick.
When ever I've done it, it has been some of the most intense orgasms I've had - duration and number of contractions nearly double a regular O, I've counted over 20 involuntary contractions. I've also found that my refractory period directly after that first orgasm has always been under 5 minutes. I rarely have the intense penis head sensitivity after I cum this way, and I can rub out another right after.
>>687695615
more taps with that toy? someoan?
>>687697602
I can never go in more than a few inches without it hurting too much :(
>>687697449
Replace you with him and your with hes, I didn't read the post fully and just assumed that at the end it said me
>>687681547
Transitioning is treatment for GID.
>>687697705
That looks like a porno version of fucking Tremors or something!
>>687698059
The prostate really isn't very deep at all. If you reach down between your legs and insert your middle finger, you can easily press against your prostate with the meaty part of your finger.
>>687698059
Lube up more
not me
>>687698516
>>687698608
>>687678194
>girlfriend
No, i wouldnt fuck your boyfriend
It's a fucking illness you faggots. First you will be attracted to feminine shemales then your faggatory will get worst. You will eventually be attracted to old middle age men. Fucking Christ faggots wake up from your sick dream
>>687698912
so you prefer the other way round?
>>687698676
>>687678194
*Boyfriend
And no, im not a faggot.
>>687678194
/b/ would fuck a rattlesnake if someone would hold it
>>687699017
>attracted to old middle age men
literally nothing wrong with that.
>>687698912
Would you get fucked by hir?
>>687694845
What're you trying to say?
>>687699291
Die fag
>>687696772
I only have cum dripping out of my cock during anal if I haven't cum for a few days.
>>687678194
>>687678194
>>687678194
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>>687699017
>>687697135
>>687695541
>>687699140
I am not at all gay, but I do like to see a long, soft, thick horsecock sliding out of a smooth bottom boy like pic related.
Now, before you type out a reply, just try to imagine that warm pressure, the sensation of fullness deep inside of you. Imagine it softening, then being pulled. Imagine slight sticky noises it makes as it slowly slides out of you, leaving behind a thick trail of slime in its wake. Imagine that as you look at the gif, and tell me you don't feel at least a slight stirring in your loins.
