What's the worst thing you've ever done to someone?
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What's the worst thing you've ever done to someone?
>abandoned ex gf in some random staircase while she was drugged up (i didnt drug her)
>punched an ex in the face after she told me she fucked another guy
>pee'd in some kids mouth during 6th grade camp
>tricked some cute weeaboo chick into giving me a blowjob and swallowing my load
>gave some one meth and told them it was coke
>i dont seed my torrents
>>687638247
This one whit cookie is fucking amazing
kicked the shit out of some degenerate alcoholic who was yelling at his GF on the side of the road calling her a cunt, twat, etc.
we pulled a u turn and he started running but we tackled him and stomped on his fucking head, i broke his cranium in 16 pieces, still on probation for it.
>>687638247
>i dont seed my torrents
thats pretty fucked up dude
>>687638247
fb
aleeyah.porter.9
>>687638247
>i dont seed my torrents
well fuck you edgelord.
>>687638247
>be me
>at a party
>frat type bros in the kitchen
>brought a six pack of MGD
>bros try to take my beer but I head them off
>devise plan
>finish a beer
>take empty bottle to bathroom
>piss in the emplty bottle and twist cap back on
>replace bottles in the six pack as i finish them
>repeat the process until all beers are actually my piss
>check back at the end of the night to realize all the beers i left are now gone
>>687638247
>tricked some cute weeaboo chick into giving me a blowjob and swallowing my load
Horrible.
>>687638247
you sound like a shit op.
>>687638822
hooray feminism.
>this guy's girlfriend leaves him becuase he is a total shit
>we're not really close but after he's been stuck in her ass for over a year he's got no friends so he comes to me for support
>he wants to meet up all the time, calls me everyday and whines about having nothing to left to live for
>everytime we meet he just cries about her, being a dick in general and doesn't care about anyone
>tell him he is a shitty person and no wonder she left him
she called me later that night telling me she had to talk him out of jumping off a roof.
>also pressured a chick into swallowing my semen. you know how it is.
Broke up with my girlfriend on her dads funeral, and on the way home I accidentally ran her cat over.
>she hates me kek
>>687639580
this is just being a shit person
>>687639580
Holy fuck I laughed. That's terrible
>>687638247
>>687638247
Introduce couple of friends to 4chan.
>>687639680
Welcome to the 21st century pal.
>>687638247
>i dont seed my torrents
fucking bastard
>>687639462
merican beer or piss
no difference
I keep this friend around and use him do things for me, take me anywhere I want, buy me things etc.
I know he's into me but I don't find him attractive.
sometimes he fades away, I just text him with a bit of 'miss u' or 'it's been a while, I'm worried about you'. then he's back.
>>687638247
wtf man how could you not seed your torrents
>>687638247
>go to prom with friends
>one of my friends is really in love with this bookworm girl, like head over heels with her
>ceremony starts
>we all get to dance and music is starting
>he wants to ask her out
>hes nervous and starts sweating
>tries but chickens out and goes to the bathroom
>other friends follow him
>all alone now
>go to chick and ask her out
>we dance
>friends comeback
>friend sees me with his crush dancing and hugging
>shes still my gf
>his face was priceless
rape this bitch
> I had girlfriend who were in other city
> the girl from picture is my best friend
> I fell in love with her since I met her 10 years ago
> always in friendzone
> We go to a party with my best friend (pic) and she get drunk
> she fall asleep and totally drunk
> I fuck her pussy twince
> cum in seconds
> never told to anyone
>>687638822
fucking white knight. didnt get any pussy, did you?
>>687639067
next he'll be saying he had sex with someone for the sole purpose of procreation.
Doesn't seed his torrents, indeed!
Catfished a girl for three and a half years online from long distance chatting, skyping, calling but only used her for nudes and to get me off. She told me she loved me constantly I lied and said I did to would use it to get her to send me pictures and shit "if you love me you'll" she put her life on hold for me but then I got a actual gf and stopped talking to her checked back half a year later had hundreds of messages i contacted her back said I got arrested for drug dealing but I'm back now had her send nudes of her sister said to prove she still loves me and had her send me cash she stole from her parents how ever much she could get (her family was loaded) said if she did I'd be able to fly down to her get a job and live with her once I got it I got a new phone deleted all the accounts and never talked to her again. I was 15-18 she was 13-16
>>687638247
How exactly do you "trick" someone into sucking your dick?
>>687641575
Extortion most likely
>>687638247
>tricked some cute weaboo chick into giving me a blowjob and swallowing my load.
How?
Revealing the most obscure secret my best friend had because he betrayed me with my gf.
Now everybody hates him and he has suicidal thoughts
>>687639822
Do you think assholes didn't exist since the dawn of mankind? You are a massive pussy bro
>>687640159
You two should just become a couple. Even if you are not a homosexual it really seems like he cares for you and is worth keeping close.
>>687638822
Fucking white knight retard. Abd u got in trouble for it too lmao how stupid can you be?
>>687638822
You're a fucking idiot
>>687638822
>yfw the girls was a cheating whore (or something of that magnitude) and the shouting was called for
>>687640958
moar pics?
>>687638247
>>tricked some cute weeaboo chick into giving me a blowjob and swallowing my load
explain
>>687641792
Tell us the secret faggot
>>687642358
>Demand greentext op
>>687638247
>I was assfucking my gf one time and felt bored so I peed in her ass. Shit was funny as hell, took me like 4 minutes to limp down enough to do it.
>Peed in a Vodkabottle and made punch for a whole party.
>Baked a 3 story Cake for my sisters ex sons baptism. Jerked off in the cake, her whole family ate my cum.
>Got a couple of older guys arrested when I was a kid after they threatened to beat me up in a mall by stealing cigarettes and giving them, then telling them they were stealing it.
> Once at a sport tournament I was competing in some guys threatened to beat us up, I fell on my bike the same day. We beat the shit out of them, the police came later and I showed them the bruises, they were already known at the police, so they were sent to Juve.
>Fucked my ex sister at her house and in her car.
Good times.
>>687639462
>at a party
>brought a six pack of MGD
Wild times
>>687641575
it's a long story so i'll explain it fast.
>went to visit my friends and my old high school because i changed schools
>noticed this cute girl hanging out by herself
>called her over and we started talking
>got her number
>months later we hung out at some park
>tells me shes never kissed a guy or anything
>asked her out then and there
>told her to blow me because thats what girlfriends do
>she did it
>went home and never spoke to her again
i got drunk one night and messaged her i loved her, she told me to fuck off and because of me shes afraid of men
lol
Cucked a dude in hs when his gf had a crush on me. I just asked her if she wanted to fuck and she agreed. Ended up calling him from her phone and leaving it close by so he could hear her moan. I was just being a bro and letting him know his girl is a ho
>>687638247
Here's one. One time I went to the bathroom
>And didn't wash my hands
>>687642023
He/she doesn't find him attractive. Follow the story dumbass
>>687642497
> After a business deal gone sour these dudes were trying to crush us. I hacked into their mail and framed them for theft. They are both in jail now.
>>687639809
You monster
idk
>>687641792
Whats the secret?
>>687638247
>i dont seed my torrents
I hope you die...
In flames
>>687642599
I bought and planted heroin on a roommate at a bar that was a bully and wouldn't move out.
Getting caught with heroin here is like a year in jail.
>>687638247
sent few porn-clips of me and aMILF to their husband
>>687642807
Go back to 9gag.
>>687639809
Eh... like the equivalent of introducing someone to funnyjunk these days.
>>687642472
>>687642472
Well... he was gay and he was used to hang out with a lot of guys and now hes alone because they dont whant to be hes friends anymore.
>>687642497
>ex sister
H-how does one get out of being someone's sister?
>>687642561
I once got into a fight with my ex.
>I took the labels off her make up and let her play guess the lipstick
>>687643093
I'm not him, but my decryption skills tell me he meant to say "ex's sister".
>>687638822
White knight faggot. You deserve getting put in jail
I saved a bunch of selfies from a thread here, then when I knew my ex was on a date with her new boyfriend I started sexting him saying last night was great cum back tonight for more and stuff
>the breakup was instant and intense,
>she came running back to me that night
>>687638247
You fucking asshole. Someone did the meth/cocaine thing to me when I was 16
>Guy gets cocky with me on facebook
>Find out where he works
>Send his manager a messaged from anon email that he watchs child porn and i will go to the media if they don't fire him
>fired next day
Somehow they believed me
>>687643071
lmao your girl cheated on your with a fag?
fucking beta
About a month ago I was at a party and I thought it wouod be funny to piss and shit in the tank of a toilet, no one new it was me and everyone thought it was this autistic guy who did it it caused drama but was funny as fuck, I also threw up in the tank too every time they flushed the toilet bowl filled with dirty water
>>687643220
Well played
>>687642023
They never said their sex.
>implying
>>687642848
That's god's work you're doing their son.
She wants to fuck can't blame you for doing it, but letting the bro know his bitch is a ho is right decent of you.
>>687643369
He didnt cheated on me,he made another guy cheat on me. Now im twice beta
>>687638247
>>687638247
There are 7 girls around the world that think there is a guy in LA that loves them passionately
None of them knows of the existence of the other 6 obviously
Of course I just want them moods
I have basically become their perfect guy, so much so that they will never be able to find love again if I left them
Steal pictures of a dude, his wife, and his mistress... plus 3000 email correspondences between them all detailing the affair and how they're running around behind the wifes back. Release all on /b/.
>>687643127
My sister left her wow account on
>Made Her character a whore on Moon Guard
Ran a train on a buddy's wife while he was passed out drunk from partying to hard.
She kept begging to get fucked so myself and 10 other guys at this party covered her in cum.
She got pregnant and told him it was his
>>687642941
No!
>>687638247
I took a shit on a girl while we were in a 69.
It wasn't on purpose, it was leaky and she freaked, bit my dick and my ass juice leaked in her eyes and up her nose.
After she pushed me off her, she started crying and I just kept blasting ass gas in rythm. Y'know, like barp.. barp.. barp... barp.. barp.
It wasn't my proudest moment, she was my crush when I was 17.
She never wanted to see me again and is probably sexually scarred. She was a virgin at the time.
I haven't seen her in about three years.
>>687641777
trips demand anwsers
>be me
>10 year old memester
>friend leaves pokemon cards at my house
>mine now
>show and tell at school
>show of newly acquired cards
>friends goes ape shit
>teacher told him to be quiet
>TFW I'm scum
>>687643699
checked anon
>>687638247
Terrorized my classmates and many other ppl i knew for many, many years. But not this normal bully-stuff - i really fucked them up. Several of them had long lasting psycholigical issues bc of me, some probably til today. Still gets me thinking...
>>687643699
oh shit nigga checked!
>>687643770
scum
>>687638247
>gave someone meth and told them it was coke
A guy I used to be friends with did this to me. I lost the plot and knocked some poor bastard unconscious when he asked me if I wanted a beer.
>>687638247
In Afghan on 3rd tour, shit was hitting the fan, got a bead on three guys in a compound, I called in air support.
3 really fucking big booms later we walk in to proceed on our way.
Four whole (and I mean whole) families were inside.
Most were still in one piece, three guys dead too, diagnosed with PTSD and a personality disorder now.
Feel I deserved it.
I regularly fuck with homeless people. Its pretty bad when I'm drunk, and I've been arrested a few times for it.
>>687643968
Hajis deserved it.
>>687642627
sauce?
>>687638247
>tricked some cute weeaboo chick into giving me a blowjob and swallowing my load
How do you 'trick' someone into blowing you and swallowing? Were they under the impression they were NOT blowing you?
>be a grandmas place
>working in the garden
>find a mouse while working on the compost heap
>think quick
>remember seeing mousetraps in the attic
>assume she doesn't like mice
>smash it with a shovel
>go inside for a break
>grandma: "did you find the mouse nest in the compost heap? It's a whole family, they just had babies"
>mfw I killed the mother
>>687643770
Ha! Nothing
This kid in high school was super into yugioh. Had this rare Egyptian God card. The yellow one.
>Left his bag to go take a dump
>I rummage through it
>Take a sharpie and make a moustache over it
He is autistic and went ape on me. Teacher said he was getting too angry and had to go to the councilers.
>Clocked me in the jaw, broke glasses
>He got arrested by campus police
>>687641513
>687641513
i salute you sir. doing similar except i'm 45 and she is...younger
>>687641777
Jesus trips
>accidentally sharted in some guy's mouth while he was sleeping
>broke up my friend's 5 year relationship because I wanted to fuck his girlfriend. I fucked her at least 20 times while she was on the rebound.
>throatfucked a girl until she threw up. she couldn't say the safety word because my cock was all the way down her throat. oops lel
>pissed on a homeless person while I was shitfaced
>set an angry goose loose in someone's dorm when they pissed me off, held the door shut so they couldn't get out
>>687643984
fuck like violence or fuck like sex?
>>687643647
Add: The wife is now an internet known face. Had to shut down all her public social media accounts, but I think she often is trolled. Mistress got divorced from her husband she was lying to.
Michelle's
catfished girl for 2 years
got her to do crazy things like eat her own poop and drink her pee every single time she had to go for days on end.
Told her the truth, then she ended things and got a bf within a week.
I pretended to be suicidal and she agreed to let me do whatever i wanted.
I went over to her and my dreams came true & I got to do whatever I wanted.
I then blackmailed her with all the stuff i had on her and kept for another few months until she finally moved
>>687643696
I've done the same, no train though, was only 3 of us on her.
pic related
>>687643968
War is hell
>>687639462
there is no way there was as much piss as beer so all the bottles could not have been full of piss
>>687644446
So close to quints
Who is this woman?
>>687640159
>Obvious femanon is obvious
Awh fuck off m8. Praying on the weak is a shit quality and you're a fucking cunt for using him and giving nothing back. Least you could do is blow him once in a while.
>>687640958
The old twince pussy fuck. My fave.
shit. i just dumped all my ex's pics and deets on 4chan
i'm practically a summerfag by comparison
>>687644390
>accidentally sharted in some guy's mouth while he was sleeping
How the fuck?
>>687644104
buddies wife passed out so he said we could all fuck her
>>687638247
not the worst but still
>be me
>fucked a bitch in college on a Saturday night
>have a half empty beer sitting around
>take the used condom, put it over the cap
>tip the beer into the condom, swish it around fiercely
>pour it back into the beer
>leave it in the corridor
checked in a few hours. It was gone
>>687638822
What a fucking faggot
>>687644586
I'm sure you've seen a picture of her already today.. haha
>>687640707
why anon?
>>687645038
I'll give a hint. she's in just abuot every MILF thread on /b/
>>687640159
I once fucked a girl that was leading a guy on like that. Felt pretty bad for him.
>>687643984
you mean you're like vicious to them or have sex with them?
>>687644334
>He doesn't know how to samefaggin
>Checked calender
>it's summer already
Welcome you new friend
>>687640707
>>687644422
Violence. I definitely wouldn't fuck (sex) a hobo.
>>687638822
Lol you're an idiot
Cuming inside my mom
Me and 2 of my friends picked up this really drunk chick and a bar took her to his car fucked her and made her give us head. Dropped her off in the riverbed. Woke up late for work smh
>>687643699
he can stay
>>687645342
Greentext it faggot
>>687638247
>i dont seed my torrents
YOU FILTHY PIECE OF SHIT
>Put the moves on an ugly girl from Okc.
>Said she wasn't down for first date sex but after some anime and neck kisses she couldn't resist.
>Fuck her for a bit but her face is killin my wood
>Turn her around and start poking her ass
>Says "um.. Not there-"
>Spit on her ass and shove it in
>Says no and bites pillow
>Sounds very distressed
>Keep fucking and start choking her so she shuts up
>First finish time in the ass.
>Apparently she loved it and tried to hang out for a month after
>Never replied
This probably isn't that bad but being someone who usually goes for sweet sensual sex I felt terrible.
>>687638247
SEED YOUR TORRENTS FAGGOT!!!
fb aleeyah.porter.9
>>687640159
I have a friend that does that to me,
>I get her drunk and drug her and fuck the shit out of her, i also go through her phone and copy all the nudes to my phone and send them to her boyfriend from random numbers so he thinks she's fucking around on him.
I just make sure to have enough empty bottles of booze around in the morning so she thinks she got blackout drunk, she trusts me with all her heart
>>687645447
>you're happy now fag?
I pawned my stepdad's wedding ring for crack. He left it in his drawer because him and my mom were already on the rocks. She probably still thinks he lost it in Vegas. They divorced not long after. I only got $20 for it.
>>687645687
Aaaaye my nigga
>met girl and her boyfriend of several years
>become good friends
>eventually decide to become roommates
>fast forward two weeks
>went to visit girl's family
>other friend stayed to watch their kid
>watching scary movie together
>everyone is asleep
>hand rubbing turned to thigh massage
>called it quits there
>occasional hand holding for another week
>present day
>just fucked the girl this morning
>friend has no clue
>I feel alpha, yet dead inside
wat do
>>687645750
>not really but that works
>>687645609
Why
>yuck
>>687644473
still have pics ?
>Go to the Philippines for work every few months
>usually there about a month or two
>Find a nice girl while im there
>Convince her i love her and want to take her back to america with me
>we start fucking because i "need" them so badly
>They basically live in my Hotel room.
>Never fucking pull out the whole time
>Give them false info on how to contact me if they are pregnant
>Leave never to be seen again
Been doing this for about 5 years now.
>>687642627
Nothing wrong if you used a condom
When I was around 15 I fucked my gf's younger sister who was 14 at the time. I took both her and her sisters virginitys within a week and neither of them know
>>687643372
Ahh the old Upper Decker!
Brings back memories.
It's better when it is in a seldom used bathroom. That way it ferments for a few days!
>>687644473
Was she cute? You have pics?
>>687638822
I hope you learnt your lesson you stupid entitled prick
>>687645858
go for a quicky every time dude turns his back
I had a relationship like that with my best friends girlfriend for over 4 years.
he went to store we fuck
he took shower we fuck
he at work we fuck
pic very related
>>687645095
hes not my friend anymore
>>687646044
Lol probably have an army of bastard sons and daughters
>>687645546
She didn't love it, rape victims often seek out their attackers to try and normalize/make sense of the situation.
>>687646029
have pics and vids of every single thing.
>>687646477
feminist detected
Acting as if girls have to be pressured to swallow, lel.
But lets see
>got a bunch of people hooked on herion
>robbed a ton of ppl
>kicked in doors of friends houses with masks on
>shot a man with a sawwed off in the face over drugs
Still fucked up over that
>never seed my torrents
>>687640159
I'm never taking you to the mall again, Aimee.
I was about 20 and I catfished this girl that was 16 into thinking I was 16 as well. She would send me all kinds of nudes.
After 5 months of this she wanted to meet up. So I made her buy a plane ticket for the middle of nowhere Kansas and told her to meet me at some tiny ass diner. I live in NY.
A week later I got a very angry message from her and she wanted nothing to do with me again.
1 month later I messaged her from a different account and did it all over again
>>687644870
It probably just got thrown away retard.
>>687646183
cute, but chubby. she was a nerdy girl with glasses.
and yeah i have hundreds of pics and vids of everything she did.
>>687646409
I have no idea why i do this. I'm your typical community involved, Volunteer on weekends kind of guy. Guess i gotta balance out the bad with some good.
>>687638822
Stupid faggot. She probably had it coming, dickhead. You're lucky he didn't pump you full of lead.
>the was a muslim kid in my school
>I forced him to eat pork
>>687646044
papa?
>have a gf of one year
>Gf's got a guy friend who she used to be in a relationship with for like a month
>he still likes her
>them being good friends they talk whenever i get in a fight with my Gf
>find out he's actively trying to sabotage my relationship in hopes of winning her back
(Gf thinks he's a ratfaced faggot so i don't really worry about the latter)
>hearing this i become pissed off
>months later he's got a gf bit on the chubby side but nice tits and perma-horny
>gf and i are on a break cause of me being chased by 4 different girls and as i was 16 years old i was pretty much unable to keep it in my pants.
>start talking to the dude's gf
>hit it off though she's annoyingly dumb
>get her over to my house and proceed to fuck the everliving shit out of her.
>sucking, fucking, anal the whole shebang
>Tells me i'm way bigger and better then her faggot bf
>goodfeels.jpg
>continues to call me every once in a while asking me for sex while she is still in a relationship with faggot homewrecker friend.
>keep on fucking till they break up cause he found out.
>He's to beta to call me out on it
Best revenge i ever had.
>>687646390
That's exactly how it is now, actually. This morning wasn't the first. Nice to know I'm not alone on this though.
underrated thread
>tortured two of my school mates causing psycological damage and ultimately leading them to leave school etc.
>got my cock sucked by someone young let's say
>played with a passed out girls pussy
>ex gf begged me all night to give her some MDMA.. she passed out I fucked her and filmed it.
>Knocked my ex girlfriend out, kicked her in the head on christmas day
>Ripped old best mate off over 8 grand
>>687643736
Lost it
I'm done
>>687646566
Care to share? Private or public?
fucked the crap out of my best friend without a condom 5 months ago
she's 5 months pregnant now and saying its her boyfriends kid :)
now that she's pregnant I fuckin cum in her on the regular
>>687643736
HHOLY FUCK AHAHAHAHAHA
>>687638247
I have been feeling a little guilty lately.
Times are hard and it's getting harder and harder to make ends meet. For the past 19 months I've been in charge of our churches food hall. We feed a number homeless families. Recently I've been forced to cut a few corners. I've been feeding a group of elderly homeless veterans every thursday night. They are a motley grouping of men but most are friendly. They are provided a weekly stew & roll for dinner. To cut corners I have taken to feeding this group reconstituted dog food mixed with various canned beans. Some times I use a bit of canned dog food to richen the flavor but many of them complained that it made them gassy, so we keep the canned dog food we purchased to mix into dressings for the weekend family feeds. I dont know why this would be considered "Bad" but it makes me feel uneasy so I posted.
>>687642309
They are all cheating whores. She was probably just stupid enough to get caught.
Beat a kid with a ASP (police baton)
Threw an elbow at an unsuspecting kid that was standing behind me at a punk show
Pissed in a kids backpack in the sixth grade after he called me stupid
Poured fox piss in a kids backpack (i dont remember why)
stole a U2 edition Ipod from someone
All in all not that bad of a person
>>687642848
>sent porn vids of me and her husband to a MILF
Ftfy
>>687647204
Well, that's illegal, and you would get the whole place shot down, doing that, so you should feel really uneasy about that, nigger.
This girl I went to high school with was that super snobby stuck up bitch that's only popular because of her daddy's money.
My buddies and I blackmailed her with some fake nudes we made of her into fucking each one of us along with all her friends.
She ended up becoming suicidal from it and tried to kill herself with pills.
It turned out she was taking placebos to get attention and pity from people.
She turned into a crack whore after graduation and now will suck your dick for 15 dollars.
>>687642536
cool story bro.
and ty btw.
>>687647096
watcha looking for specifically?
>>687643699
faggot
Living in Texas when I was 21. Met a little hotty at a BBQ and we hit it off. She looked young but she also had a gigantic rack. Asked her hold old? "I'm a Junior" she tells me. Practically over the hill by Texas standards. Her parents were at the BBQ and they didn't seem bothered.
Finger bang her in the pool. We snuck off behind a shed and I face fucked her and blew a wad all over her face. Finger banged her more under the picnic table right across from her mom.
Later that night her mother approaches me and says, "you know she's only 12 y.o. right?" TFW she's not a junior - she's in junior high school.
>>687647597
I wanna see her eat her poop lol
>>687643856
elaborate you faggot
> let girlfriend's baby daddy use my computer
> have key logger
> get password for email
>girlfriend's baby daddy was a closet homo
> PnP bottom
> Know a guy that has herpes and hep c
> Guy also does meth
> Tip him off about his profile on hookup site
> hidden camera
> have footage of ex getting fucked in ass bareback for six hours
> blackmailing the fuck out of him
> he doesn't even know the best part
I fed a black kid his goldfish once, dont ask how. pic related
>>687643968
so is your fault they used civis as shield ?
i get it if you shot them personally but not
so stop giving your self the sorrys
man up and forget
>>687638247
>be me
>have to use the meat tenderiser on someone's skull
>best friend was dating a 9/10
>my ex gf was an 8/10
>one day my best friend and ex gf are at a party and run into eachother
>i had work so i couldn't come
>gf got drugged and raped by him
>cops rocked up at the party cause someone called them saying a guy was raping a passed out chick
>his gf breaks up with him
>he gets charged with sexual assault, rape and what not
>somehow walks away since he was 16 at the time
>ex gf is mentally scarred and isn't able to maintain a stable relationship so we break up
>i didn't care since i was cheating on her the whole time
>he kept trying to go back with his ex
>we aren't m8s anymore
>i start talking to his ex
>we meet up & fuck
>tell her to go doggy
>get my phone from underneath the covers where it was hidden
>dial his number
>put on speaker but mute his voice
>his gf is moaning and I get her to say heaps of shit about how much bigger I am than him
>she's 5'8, he's 5'8, I'm 6'1
>she goes on about how much better it is to be with a guy that's taller than her
>he stays on the phone for a good 10 minutes before hanging up
>last time I ever saw him was at grad and he kept his head down as he walked past
>>687640159
The sad part is he probably knows exactly what you're doing to him.
If indeed this isn't just standard bait.
I slipped my gf's best friend some ecstasy one night just to see how much of a slut she would become.
We got her to peel and shove a bushel of bananas into her asshole and then eat it
>>687647809
>>687648049
>using civs as shield
That's propaganda you stupid nigger. The people there are fighting from their homes and businesses. From their perspective they are protecting themselves and their families from an overt invasion force from literally another country from across the world with completely different values and ideals than what they stand for.
I wish you people had the fucking balls to call it what it is, but instead you vomit up your stale PC rhetoric every time. fucking nigger.
Left my spouse for my heroin dealer
>I'm 21 and roommates with best friend. He's a real beta
>keep hearing about this hot girl he's into.
> faggot finally asks her out. Gets nothing after the date
>she comes by the house a few days later to meet him. He's not home yet.
>I invite her to wait. Smoke a little with her.
> typical dumb blonde slut. Have her riding my cock in 10 min.
>finish in the sluts mouth
>beta comes home and kisses "live of his life " while I watch
>she looks at me and smiles
>I fuck this dumb slut every chance I get
>best man at their wedding
>banged the stupid wore for years before beta found out
>>687640958
Shit happens
>>687648155
did you bang?
>>687643736
kekked
I thank god for you anon
>>687643984
fuck off this image was shared in another thread
>>687648382
We banged. Bananas and cum doesn't taste good according to her lol
>>687646477
go back to tumblr
>>687642503
Lmfao savage
>>687642536
Word up.
>>687641513
Jesus.
Christ.
We are in the presence of a mast... wait a minute... you said she was 13?
On second thought, that shit is easy.
>>687638247
>I don't seed my torrents
You sick fuck.
>>687640062
Nigger needs to try a Sam Adams.
Bud is not our only beer
>>687647257
fox piss?? where does one acquire fox piss?
>>687648590
there was a bully thug type of guy at our middle school that used to mess with people everyday after school let out.
Our group of plebs decided to fight back so every opportunity we had we would trip him up or "accidentally" slap something from his hands and run away before he could figure out who did it. I know its a beta move on our part but it worked surprisingly well.
One afternoon we saw him waiting for a bus.
He was leaning on the bus stop drinking a snapple that he probably just took from somebody. This was our time for revenge so we created a distraction and when he was looking at them I ran up and drop kicked him in his back. He kung fu rolls into the street and gets hit by a fedex truck. We all scatter.
We didnt plan on the fedex truck I just wanted to kick him and run. Long story short, we all made a oath not to talk about this. I crippled the bastard and he went through some shitty times. I see him drunk af spare changing in his wheelchair at our local market. I feel horrible still.
My cousin has this super cute friend that always stays over on the weekends at our house.
Last weekend I walked in on her and my cousin in the shower together. They didn't see me surprisingly but I managed to take a pic or two.
Later that night after being super horny thinking and jerking off to it I crept into my cousins room and and came in her and her friends faces while they slept.
They woke up the next morning thinking someone put glue on them
>>687648813
>where does one acquire fox piss?
Walmart
>Took advantage of a cute 16yr old.
She wanted some of xanax and adderall, but didn't have any money. It's amazing what some people will do for something something as common place as adhd and anxiety medication.
>>687649004
Damn anon, if that's true, that's some fucked up shit
>>687648813
your mom! hahah
>>687643699
sheesh
>>687649004
There is one way you can atone.
Tell him.
Then kys.
>>687638822
What if she was cheating or something you unconsiderable cunt.
Op here, I already explained how I tricked the weeb into blowing me.
Pic related, it's her
>>687642503
Did she kiss you before sucking your dick?
>>687642536
LOL thats why my buddies GF always turns her phone off when she's about to fuck around on him.
I did it to her with snapchat once lol, no evidence to beta to know how to screencap
>>687649160
Huh. How about that, learn something new every day. I didn't know there was a market for fox piss.
>>687645687
You sir, are a price among men
>>687646477
KYS
>>687638247
>Doesn't seed
Fucking cuck.
>>687648277
i know ppl who have been in Afghanistan not American .. they did the same shit with them tryed to take pot-shots then hide with civs so you dont blow they are ass out
so no your the uneducated liberal little cunt Jew so go fuck your self and get in the real world
>>687649410
If I catch you, I'm gonna use the meat tenderiser on your face so at your funeral people won't recognize you you cocksucker
>>687638822
Fucking dickhead. You know she probably started the fight.
>>687648295
Enjoy your AIDS/HIV
>>687638247
You didn't seed your torrents?!? You sick monster!
>>687638822
Categorized under shit that didn't happen.
>>687638247
anybody have more pics of the bitch?
>>687643968
I mean you do, but they didn't suffer atleast. Ever find out if the 3 were Taliban?
>>687644673
the dracut girl? lol
>>687645113
come on man. gotta help us out. this is epic.
I don't get it. Why should you seed torrents?
On New years eve, I was out with friends. I convinced a couple who were friends of friends to give me some mdma, guy was super nice and supportive, his gf was crushing over me. Later through the night, I start feeling and touching his girlfriend all over in the club with him standing close to her, gabbed her ass, and felt her, fully aware of how was feeling. He left and I proceeded to flirt with his girlfriend, he went out to store to buy some cigs leaving me with her and other friends. I sneaked in with her in the bathroom and fucked.
He found out after night ended.
Another friend's girl, guy loves me, goes to buy drinks for me, as soon as he leaves, I tell his girlfriend how I know she wants me in bed and she is only pretending she doesn't.
Told her I wouldn't tell her boyfriend.
It didn't work, and guy comes walking back with drinks for me, smiling, saying I still remember, ''you're such an amazing guy''
I manipulated my extremely loyal and loving girlfriend to cuck on me even claiming I would fuck another girl (when I had no interest whatsoever) when she did cuck on me, I made her go through an emotional hell.. abusing her to the extreme, calling her a whore, slut, shaming her till she started feeling depressed and anxious.
I proceeded to then sext her own sister and upon finding out, offered her no relief for the justification that she slept with another man too.
I made her tell me everything that happened through the night (3 nights they were on a date) and pretended all those nights and months before that I was okay with it.
I downloaded and watched Daisy's destruction
In highschool, I fucked over my bestfriend by stealing his mobile phone, karma hit me when whole school found out including the teachers that I am a thief, rejected by everyone but still.
I thought heart would feel lighter but there is no remorse still.
>>687649830
Sounds more like some shitty rationalization for calling in a bomb on an apartment complex full of women and children just because you're a scared little bitch.
>>687638247
Whenever one of my buddies come hang out at my place for a drink and smoke I fuck them in the ass when they're passed out.
Our normal 'hanging out routine' consists of smoking weed, drinking beers and topping off with vodka mixed with some juice or whatever. After six to ten hours of playing videogames and watching shows or movies we go to sleep and I just wait till I hear them snore. I would call out their names and move them around for a bit and whenever they're completely passed out, I bring out a condom and lube and fuck them in the ass.
Did this to four of my best friends. Off the top of my head I think it's around 50 times I did this, never been caught, they were never suspicious. Hell, I even joked around telling them I'll fuck them in the ass when they're asleep. I only do it when only one buddy sleeps over though.
>>687638822
Lol, look at all the "alpha" male mra jimmies your rustled with this post.
>Get cheated on is HS
>12 years later look her up on FB and see shes married now
>start to tlk to her again and get REAL close, she talks about leaving him for me
>she lived across the country so when she came to visit I fuck her multiple times
>For 2 years I save every text, every nude pic, every video, EVERYTHING
>she blocked her husband from me so I contact her mother in law and dump everything
>hes a beta fag and took her back right away and now im deciding if I should dump all her nudes to her co workers and boss or try to get her going agsin and THEN dump again
>Revenge is SWEET
>>687643736
isn't the guy supposed to be under the girl during 69 ?
>>687645546
Im in OKC too. I fuck bitches in the ass all the time.
Worst thing I've done to anyone is letting myself swoop so low that I'm kicking it with a bum and smoking meth
>>687648794
Even Sam Adams is piss when compaired to Belgian.
And I've tested Sam Adams. Even visited the guy's grave.
>>687649070
post pics?
>>687650204
>>687646816
topkek
>>687650141
>>>687644673 (You)
dracut girl?
>>687650265
For there to be a torrent at all someone has to seed. Without seeders and only leechers, the torrent is dead.
>>687644598
Fuckin' topkek.
>>687650479
guess summer is here .
>>687648222
Nice trips
>>687651039
>someone says something valid that you don't agree with
>blame summer
Nigger, you're the cancer.
>>687646985
i think we have a winner here
you sir are a shit
>>687639462
fake story. only underage fags overlook the fact that beer is carbonated and piss isn't. it would be immediately noticeable no matter how drunk anyone is.
>>687650867
Im bottom, no. I do share a pic or 2 on here but I havent released much. Thinking Im gonna try to hit that again if I warm into hr again.
He's in the military so thats extra reason do not give a shit about her.
I may just dump on here and give info so shes ruined
>>687649600
How do you trick someone into blowing you?
Did you say it was a candy cane or something? Fucks sake.
>>687650530
Ikr
in high school i had that strange girl in the class. she never talked to anybody and somehow she was pissing me off. i killed her cat. when she arrived it was already dead, floating on water in the pool. sometimes i still think about it, but i don't really feel guilty.
>>687644677
dubs demands greentxt
>>687650650
Can be either way. I was almost always on top with my ex because she liked being throatfucked that way.
>>687650560
It was hs get over it dumb ass
>>687651249
Driving home from work, middle lane of highway... sun gets in eyes. Hit brakes hard for 1 second, back to gas. Look in rear view mirror, see blonde lady panic, hit brakes too hard to react to me... she gets rear-ended by truck causing accident. I keep driving away.
Also stole about $200K from my employer.
>>687650560
thats some fucking great revenge man. you should also dump some of her pics here for us. i could crank some loads out to degrade the cheating whore.
>>687650720
ive actually never seen her but thats fucking awesome. good shit man. love that you got tits pussy and feet in here. you did some good work.
>>687638822
i hope you fucking rot in jail
>>687641575
Put ice cream on it, works with most younger girls
>>687651589
so whats the story on getting your dick sucked by someone "young"
My dad had some VHS player.
I put some spaghetti inside it when I was 3 I think. Somehow it broke. I still hate myself for that
>>687648277
No it really happens. When my bf was fighting in Afghanistan the enemy tied a bomb to a small boy they had purposely been starving, they then pointed at my bfs group of soldiers and said they had candy/food so the boy started running towards them wih the bomb strapped to him- he was just starving and hungry. They forced my bfs group to shoot the little boy before he ran into them with the bomb on him looking for "candy". They very much abuse innocent citizens as their personal meat shields. War is not pretty
ugly girl used to sit in front of me in 5th grade that had an equally ugly and MASSIVELY fat sister
I would whisper to her "your sister is ugly. How can she be so fat, you both are gross, i puke just looking at u 2"...shit like that
I make her bust out BAWLING multiple times in middle of class
>>687643629
>thinks he's more important than he actually is
sorry to break the news
>>687644332
kill yourself
>>687651665
google search it for all images all sizes, you'll see how far /b/ has spread it. "No Ragrets"
>>687651512
Too late, cunt shouldnt have cheated.
Already made 1 dump and he took her back, im not satisfied till I blow that bitch up forever
I concocted an elaborate ruse in which I had a girl call the wife of a married guy and tell her about their affair (non-existent). I knew all the times he was at our golf course and when he was out elsewhere and had her tell the guy;s wife that these were all rendezvous.
The wife took it hook, line and sinker and divorced the poor bastard.
Why did I do this, you ask? He owed me a measly 250 bucks for a gold game that he never paid. A little extreme perhaps, but fuck him.
>>687651221
ok is not summer id call your plain retard . your mom prob wished she aborted you(even if your trolling) .
>>687651983
"golf" game.
>>687646647
Still got pics?
>>687650266
what the fuck kind of broken english is this?
>>687638247
What is this? some kind of Scientology E-Meter bullshit or something?
>>687646985
Youre scum and I love you
>>687649070
you cant tell us that and then not post the pics you took
>>687638822
So you saw an angry stranger, figured he must have no reason to be that angry, clearly just acts that way because he gets off on it. You gallantly (with the help of your friends) beat down this one presumably drunk person. You're a fucking moron, sir
>>687652064
Is this summerfag thing still a meme?
