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Found dead bird trips fecide
Nothing stupid
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Pull its head off
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>>687630563
Roll
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>>687630463

BLOOD EAGLE
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>>687630763
this op
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Step on it
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Cum on it
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>>687630763

rolling
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put bird on head
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>>687630921
Rolling
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>>687630921
It's outside I can't
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>>687630463

berry her in the ground
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>>687630463
Crush it with your bare foot.
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>nothing stupid
You obviously never been on 4chan before
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Bury it
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>>687630463
cum on it and throw it on the balcony of an old person
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Burn it
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Tie it to a bunch of helium balloons and let it fry again
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>>687631015
Roll
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>>687630921
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>>687631071
Roll
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>>687630921

Moshi moshi ~Desu
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>>687631102
Foll
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>>687630463
bury it with a tombstone and have a nice little ceremony for it
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Tape it to your head
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>>687631098
rollaring for this
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>>687630921
this
>>687630988
of course you can. You have to! also checkem
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>>687631071
roll
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>>687630763

rolling 4 viking punishment
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resurrect it
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eat it's head and shoev the rest up your ass

do your times tables in your head to make it "not stupid"
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>>687630763
cmon faggot
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>>687630993

reeee rolll
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>>687631158
Roll for this
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Give it a viking funeral
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>>687630463
make it kawaii with makeup
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>>687630993
Reel
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>>687630463

throw it on the road
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>>687631098
>Fry
kek but yes rolling for it to make it FLY
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>>687631102
Roll
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>>687630463
Cook it and eat it.
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pet them
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>>687630463
Space program, obviously
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>>687631277
Roll>>687631086
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A respectfully burial
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>>687630763

Blood eagle that fucking burd fag
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>>687631277
roll
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make it fly again
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>>687631363
roll
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>>687631288
>ret the bird fry again
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sharpie in pooper
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>>687631327
roll
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treat them well
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>>687630563
Roll
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>>687630921
roll
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>>687630463
Box it up and give it to a friend. Without telling them what's inside. And cut it up a little to make it look like you killed it.
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bury it in a small box. if no box is available:
dig a 4"x10" hole 1' deep. and place birdie in there face up. say prayer for birdie.place soil on birdie until just covering birdie boy. then a layer 2" or so of rocks (small rocks) then fill in the hole with soil. carry out birdie boys funeral with dignity and morality /b/ro
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>>687631407
Roll
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bury it with respect
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>>687631327
rolling
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1. Clean it
2. Roast it
3. Eat it
4. Provide Evidence
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Shit on it
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make them feel speacial
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Cook and eat it
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>>687631506

kek deliver this fag
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>>687631327
rollin
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Sex the bird
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>>687631506
This one
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Can't find helium baloons I love on a farm
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Last rights & burial. Fancy and shit too.
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>>687630921
if not available then...
>>687631098
make ret the bed fry agayn
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>>687631470
rolling for funeral
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>>687630463
eat it
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>>687631560
Roll
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sell them on e bay
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>>687631531
Roll
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>>687631506
I wanna see OP eat a dead bird
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>>687630463
offer it to satan
>666 get
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>>687631625
Roll
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viking funeral
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cum on it
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use them as a tennis ball
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>>687631506
rolling
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>>687631560
Rolling for this
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>>687630463
Leave it as it lay
It is a wild animal and it's energy needs to be returned to the system
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tear its leg off and put it in its pooper
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>>687631704
Rolling
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>>687631470
rolling again i say
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make a video dancing to this with the bird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YvwJkp_Pjs
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>>687631506
again
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>>687631506

Cmonnn TRIPS nao
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Last rights and funeral. Fancy as fuck too.
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>>687631729
roll
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>>687631365
you sick fuck
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>>687631531
roll
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>>687631751
roll
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>>687631713
Op rolling
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>>687631506

Instructions are Clear faggot
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>>687631470
this
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Eat the bird
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>>687631713
Roll
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Eat its
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>>687630921
yes, please desu
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treat them well and with respect,make a funeral
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Crucify it
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>>687631506
kek should be fun to do this
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>>687631759
Roll
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>>687631625
roll
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>>687631506
rollington
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do nothing
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Light it on fire
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>>687631807
Roll
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>>687631506
It may taste good
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Put it in a nice box tied together with a ribbon. Simple but elegant. Give it to a girl and tell her you saw it thought it was pretty and it reminded you of her and that you want her to have it.
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>>687631835
Roll
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>>687631677
Lol that was close. Rolling
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lick them
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>>687631098
Rollerino
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>>687631506
Do it op
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Viking funeral
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Funeral it
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>>687631506

cmon faggot
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>>687631690
yes, fucking viking funeral
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>>687631506
mm the meat. roll
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put it in a vending machine
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FINGER PUPPET
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Cum on it and light it on fire
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>>687631935
This one
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Viking funeral. Build a tinder boat, light it ablaze at set it off at sea, while giving it's eulogy.
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>>687631890
Rolling for this
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>>687631890
rolling for this
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>>687631506

999
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>>687630463
bite its head off
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Dead bird space program!
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lets go for the 111

>>687631506
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>>687630463
strap it to car
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give them to the first kid you see on the street without explaination and make selfie with that kid and birds
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>>687631506

dis
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>>687632005
Roll
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Throw it at someone's window, if anyone asks say a hawk did it
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Suck on it
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Kill it
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>>687631935
Roll
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111 get
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>>687631506
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A funeral pyre
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>>687632003
roll
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Keep it as a pet
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sell them on the market
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>>687632112
damn
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Insert into exhaust pipe (not your car)
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>>687632005
>2222
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>>687632115
reroll
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>>687631506

It was there for you to eat him
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eat the head
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>>687632112
Off by one, roll
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Sit on it
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>>687632210
Rolling
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rolling for triple 2 for the cum on bird challenge
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>>687631890
Roll
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>>687632221
one off
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Bury it
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>>687632221

One off from a quad...
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>>687630463
>Nothing stupid
Wrong place, my friend...
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>nothing stupid
eat it
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Give it the night of it's life! Weekend at Bernies style.
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>>687630463
fill it with gunpowder and ...
boom
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>>687632210
Re roll
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>>687631506 re rolll 4 nourishment
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>>687632005
rollN
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>>687631506
Rolling for full belly
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Give it a viking style funeral, make it a lil boat, light it and set it on the open water
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>>687631098
let it fry
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>>687631470
cmon need a hero this
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come on trips!!!
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take a shit on it
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>>687631890
Roll
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>>687632231
Roll
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>>687630463
send it to roman atwood in mail
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>>687632222
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>>687632071
Roll
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propose them
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>>687631098
froll for this
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>>687631506

tripss being slippy
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>>687632384
kek
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cum on it
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Put it in your undies
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>>687631506
444 is winrarrr
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>>687632250
Reroll
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>>687631470
birday boiiiii
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Give it the same send off as the terminator.
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hand it to random stranger
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eat it
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give them to your mother
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>>687632367
Fucking trips get, roll
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>>687631424
Bump
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Burn that shit
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>>687632408
roll
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Give it as a gift to someone
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Throw it off an overpass
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>>687632456
roll
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>>687630463
>nothing stupid
You've come across a dead bird and posted it online for fuck knows what reason. Too late to not be stupid.
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T R I P S
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stomp on it
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>>687631506

my last rerroll
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>>687632503
roll
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just dig a grave
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tie string to its wings and tie it to a tree so it looks like its flying
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>>687630463
ask it on a date
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>>687632005
reroll
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Piss on it
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>>687632210
Holy shit roll
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Off with its head
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Try to taxiderm it.
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>>687631506

dis r tripss
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>>687631098
Rolling for dis
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>spread gas on it
>place it in front of your neighbor door
>set fire
>ring the door
>?????
>profit
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>>687632543
roll
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>>687631365
WHOA You sick fuck
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>>687632503
reroll
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Give it some sugar baby
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>>687631470
Roll for funeral
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Throw it into a tree where it belongs
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>>687631506
rolljebf
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666, make it into a shrine
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Devils number get and you sacrifice the bird in a satanic ritual in exchange for the ability to always get dubs trips and quads on 4chins
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Op here waiting 3 more mins and I'm gonee
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>>687631470
this
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>>687631506

Satan wants you to eat it
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stick your finger in it.
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>>687632585
Roll for this
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bury that little fucker
press x to pay respect
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do nothing
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Smash the shit out of it with your foot. Shoeless
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>>687630921
Roll
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>>687630463
wank it off
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>>687632585
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Lick it
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Nail it to a tree
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>>687631470
Rolllllll
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>>687632346
rolling for tis
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>>687631506

once more
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>>687631506
rolla
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post their nudes
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777 get
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Throw it to some random kid
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>>687632585
Roll
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>>687632745
Roll
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>>687631470
RE
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>>687631625
this could actually work imo
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>>687632481
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>>687632734
Roll
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>>687631506
Roll for OP's full belly
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>>687632777
WINRAR
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>>687632659
I'll bury it if in 1 min no trips
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>>687632777
winrar
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>>687632585
roll 4 dis
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>>687632777

WINREEEER OP FAGGOT DELIVER
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>>687632777


WINRAR
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>>687632777
WINRAR

(wasted)
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>>687632777
Winrar
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Clean, cook, eat.
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>>687630463
Post on facebook at picture of it and eulogy. At the end say "RIP in pece sweet prince.. I will always love U."
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>>687632777
waiting
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>>687632777
WINRAR
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>>687632777
Sad win
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C'moon trips, I gotta go to school. Rub it on your dick.
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>>687632777
nail it
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urine over him
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>>687632777
rarlab
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>>687632777
Xbdkdic ddkdi ooskd ppöait ida inpai untea? XD
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>>687630463
give it a christian burial
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feed it to an animal
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>>687630463
Bird beak in pooper
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Nail it OP
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>>687632777
WINZIP
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Fringilla coelebs
common cavfinch
>deserves a proper burial
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>>687632777
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>>687632777
>Wasted on this, SMH
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>>687631625
Roll
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>>687632777
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jizz on it
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Nail it, show proof
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>>687630463
fuck it
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>>687632927
Wat
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>>687630463
pluck it, season it and stuff it, then take it to a vet and say "my budgie's doesnt look well"
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>>687631835
Roll
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>>687633049
reroll
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shove it up your ass
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>>687633086
again
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I'm a god!
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>>687633049
roll
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>>687633053
I don't want its blood over me no way
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>>687633176
What a fucking pussy
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>>687633049
rollin
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>>687633176
Pusssyyyyy
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>>687630463
Bury him, he deserves it.
Many birds have gotten the Simons award for valent acts in the face of war.
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>>687632777
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGG
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>>687633176
I'm doing it
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>>687633049
rolll
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>>687633176
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>>687633176
Come on dude, this one isn't that bad. Don't be a fag
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OP here
fuck you guys i told nothing stupid
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>>687633176
Then y did you make this thread?
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>>687633049
rolling
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>>687630921
Pic related.
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>>687631506

Or

Crush it between 2 stones
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>>687633176
Nail through the wing, little/no blood
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>>687633176
fucking faggot
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>>687633404

Rolling moar
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>>687633399
Check'em
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>>687631098
do et
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>>687630967
Roll
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>>687633375
lmao, what did you expect, faggot? This one is easy even. I was rolling for you to eat it.
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>>687633049
rollin'
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Real OP here
I don't have any nails on me
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>>687633049
this
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>>687633404
keep it rolling
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>>687633518
Then eat it.
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>>687633518
Then go get some
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>>687633518
sharpen piece of wood
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>>687633518
Use a branch and shove threw chest and leave on ground.
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>>687633399
>>687630463
CHECK'EM
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cum on it
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>>687633484
i was expecting you to respect my conditions, that's all
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>>687631506
666
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>>687633626
reroll
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>>687633635
It is Not stupid to nail it on a tree
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DO WAHT EVER YOU WANT BUT DELIVER FAGGOT
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>>687633635
>conditions
>stupid
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shit on it
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Op here
My cousin came out and follows me around the garden. I can't do it. Don't worry il find. New challenge in a day or two and wont be a fag.
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>>687633518
use ur dik
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>>687633739
KEK
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>>687631560
Roll
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>>687633769
fucking kuk bitch
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>>687633769
Nail him to the tree as well
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Bury
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MAke a new thread this is gone
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>>687630921
Rell
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>>687633846
Kek
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OP make a fucking new thread this will 404
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fuck your cousin with the bird
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