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Hello beta virgins of /b/.

Just letting you all know that I am sick of all of you dumb virgins and small penis losers spreading the lie that girls don't want big dicks. Correction, we do want big dicks, what kind of girl doesn't want to orgasm and cum? So can you idiots just stop getting triggered by the fact that big dicks do matter? I'm sorry, maybe you should just start dating ugly and fat girls, they need loving too and they can definitely settle for average.

Us 8/10s, 9/10s, and 10/10s deserve a big dick, so just fuck off with your little tool. I don't want to spend all my time trying to look pretty for some prick who tricked me into thinking that his dick was bigger than average. I'm sorry, but a chode is not a big dick.

So please fuck off betas.
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go make me a sandwich and fuck off.
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>>687552194
pleb tier shoop
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>>687552194
it's like you're not even trying
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>>687552194
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notice she's not wearing a watch... that's because there's a clock on the stove.
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Tell em girl.
No one likes boring nice girls who settle for little dick betas
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>>687552194
>you must be this big to ride me.

Are you retarded. Girls can ride guys guy guys can't ride girls.

Inferior genetics identified.
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>>687552194
You only wish you could have some slavic steel.
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i have big muscles from going to the gym. will you have sex with me?
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>>687552194
what is your business here? I am 8.4' and would never fuck a boring low tits brunette.
Only busty blonde pussy juice on this dick.
sage btw.
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>>687552194
um ... w/ those tits , and that stomach , you're a 4/10 . only ugly cunts care abt penis size
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>>687552194
megashop
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>>687552194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPKxVcm3Eus
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thank you mistress!
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>>687552194
>Us 8/10s, 9/10s, and 10/10s deserve a big dick, so just fuck off with your little tool. I don't want to spend all my time trying to look pretty for some prick who tricked me into thinking that his dick was bigger than average. I'm sorry, but a chode is not a big dick.
>Is a 4/10
fuck off then small dick lover
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>>687552618
captain, he's reaching levels of autism never before observed or recorded.
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I don't want your stds lmao you whore fuck
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>>687552194
>Implying I'd want to fuck some whore who posts nudes on 4chan for attention.
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>>687552194
ok thats fine
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>>687552194
You're in luck slut my arm is a hell of a lot longer than 8 inches. Now let me falcon punch your stinkstar.
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>>687552384
It's true though. You'll always be compared to a guy she fucked with a bigger cock. She'll be thinking of him during your impotent 2 minutes of thrusting
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REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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>>687552194
fuck off you stupid little piece of shit.
Go sit on a fucking hydrant.
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>>687552194
dis slut really thinks she's an 8/10 or higher?
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Dont want my dick in a slut anyways
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This is what happens when nigs put these whores on a pedestal.
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>>687552194
deja vu or is this a pasta?
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>>687553428
Truth
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>>687552194
OP you do realize that paper is 8.5 x 11 right? so your measurements are off...just saying.

>Asian or hispanish?
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>>687552194
i'll take my 8 inches and find a bitch without lopsided A/C cup titties
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>>687553016
>>687552194
Oh shit, it's a mexican stand off.
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Shut up tou latin whore go make me a carhart jacket you slut
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>>687552194
>implying we give a shit if you orgasm
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is dis OP girl?
https://www.instagram.com/kailajlim/
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>>687552194
ok... thats fine, i prefer blondes anyway.

one thing i dont understand though, is what kind of girl has the type of personality to be on 4chan with tits out in the first place, let alone with penis size being her number one requirement in a man?

not an insult just an honest question. Oddly enough, I find your personality strangely attractive. Can you kickflip by chance?
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the faggots taking this fucking bait
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>>687552194
This is low quality bait - but I'll bite. honestly, if your g spot is 8 inches inside you, then god didn't intend for you to cum.
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>>687552194

So how gigantic is your opossum? You need something that large to get off? I bet your test flaps in the wind. It must be like a massive black hole. Can I fit my whole fist inside you? You aren't even 30 yet and you're that lose? Disgusting...
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Eh, properly measured (pubic bone to tip) I'm only 7" which puts me in the 98th percentile. Your 8 inchers are in the 99.9th percentile, so on average you'll have to look at 1,000 dicks before you find a dude worth fucking.

Keep on sucking, girl!
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>>687554135
Kek
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>>687552194
ITT: neckbeard baits with a picture of a 6/10 claiming to be a 8/10
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You fucking average babydick losers wish you were fucking me. But I only let big 8 inch cocks cum on me.

>>687553801
With that attitude, only dirty std ridden hookers you paid for will fuck you you average dick loser.
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>>687553156
mate, if she's thinking at all during the sex, i'm not using enough chloroform.
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>>687554007
just sit back and watch man, S'what I do.
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>>687554250
This. No one seems to realize how rare dicks that big actually are.
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I ll just fucking rape you bitch. You can't do shit about it.
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>>687552194
How loose are you bitch? Show us your cunt
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>>687554394
you'll need to get out of your mom's basement first cuck
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>>687554270
Why do your boobs look smaller now
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>>687554270
bend over bitch
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>>687554270
this is what cuckold fetish look like from a women's pov
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>>687554270
>But I only let big 8 inch cocks cum on me.
>on me.
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>>687554515

And when I do I ll fucking rape your sister you little fuck boy
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>>687553801
hey anon , whatch your attitute , otherwise this useless bitch might teach you a lesson.
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>>687552194
I'm 6'4, I'm a colossus. Bring it, cunt.
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>>687552194
More importantly.....who drew that pointing hand?

> Noice
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>>687552194
you're ugly
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Black dude reporting. 9 inches :)
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>>687552194

I know this is bait but at least use a hotter chick

5 - 6/10 average
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>>687552194
>>687554270
kek
is this chink for real?
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>>687552194
Implying 8 inches is big
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>>687553871
by penis size she means wallet size
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>>687552401
>>687552575
>>687552619
>>687552835
>>687554337
>>687554458
>>687554567
>>687554675
>look at me, I got a small dick and I'm insecure about it
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>>687554448
This
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>>687554709
Better than i can draw hands, certainly.
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>>687554270
>disgusting areolas
>skim legs
>bad makeup
>poor hair choice
you are probably a typical beaner everyone thought was hot in seventh grade
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Bait or not, I agree with her.
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>>687553850

Wow kinda looks like her. I'm gonna pretend it is her and fap.
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ITT
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>>687554394
Lol this, ill find hoes like you, have one of my boys hold my tommy and take turns raping your ass, youll be soar for years
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Are you a girl? Because your chest looks like malnourished 12 year old boys chest.
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>>687552194

itt 5/10 claiming to be 10/10
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I'd like to establish that my dick is 7.8". Not lying, I know you think we all have little dicks because we come here to masturbate, but I come here for all my dank memes
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convert that shit to metric you whore fuck you
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>>687554270
lel if you require 8 inches to orgasm, you are a slut who has been used as a chew toy. I'm 7 inches, and honestly I don't care if you cum or not when I fuck you. The only time I will ever give a shit if you orgasm is if I am trying to actually impress you. Like if I want to marry a girl. Otherwise I don't care. It's hilarious that you made this thread, because women are inferior anyway.
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>>687552194
That ruler is no where near to scale (if that's even supposed to be inches). Your mark is probably only 5 or so inches from the edge, so by your own scale most if us will get to ride you. You might invest in one if those "take a number" machines, as you'll be in for a long night.
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>>687552194
you're a good 5/10 at best darling.
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>>687554856
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>>687554945
even if OP isn't I have that girl's nudes
uwant?
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>>687554922
/thread
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>>687554270
see >>687553650
>dis chink chick can't measule at arr
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this thread
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>>687555181
stop.
faggot.
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>>687554270
not white
will not fuck
i rate you 9/11
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I don't even care, I'm fapping. Dumb bitch can care more about having a log of a penis inside her than personality, I don't care. Her tits are out, I'm busting a nut to her.
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>>687555305

Go on...
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>>687555305
Yes
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>>687552194
Even though this is bait... it feels like we need a PSA.

Any of you genuine femanons, or traps, or what have you, looking for long-dick-style alphas out there...

Have fun dying alone. Just saying. Don't waste your time chasing an idealistic fantasy, because the likelihood of finding the perfect nigger with a 12 inch dick is about 0.002% with a global population of 7~ billion.
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Just from replies I can see who the virgins and little dick neckbeards are. I'm trying to see more of that body. Who's with me?
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>>687554270
>>687552194
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>>687554755
biggest worm makes for the best bait. same principle. by using a 3.5/10 pudge mistress, the story become that much more believable to the average user
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>>687555224
I disagree. I think OP is 8/10.
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>>687555395
>>687555418
step 1....
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>>687555305

Dump them bro, we're waiting.
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>>687554270
you need to be raped. by a small penis.
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>ITT: OP trying too hard
>neckbeards implying cock size does not matter
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>>687555506

You have my attention.
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>>687555014
>hold my tommy
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>>687555666
checked
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Don't lye to her because you have little dicks and feel offended, OP is definitely 8/10
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>>687552194
You're probably going to end up raped and having your throat slit before they find your body in a drain. Don't worry though, it'll be 8 inch nigger dick.
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>>687555666
All hail double Saran trrips
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>>687555506
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>>687555666
trips checked satan
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>>687554922
Through this we can see all those who think she's hot, are most likely 12
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>>687555666
Trips on trips
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>>687555666
implying it does

also checked
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>>687552194
B8
But this girl has the most amazing nipples, i love that dark hue. My wifes nipples are just like that. Shit makes me instant diamonds 60% of the time, everytime.
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>>687555506
Your a pimp /b/ro cheers
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>>687555788
That's 4 inches more than you have to offer her ;)
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>>687555641
>>687555788
same idea
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For the record, OP is either loose as hell or has never had a big dick. At only 7" most girls I've been with have told me to take it slow, and they still have trouble walking. I'm sure it must feel good to them, but it hurts too.

All you guys who've watched girls stagger to the bathroom after you're done with them know what I'm talking about.
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Im gonna take a pic of my dick n tell me if you would ride it
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>>687555850

What's the story? How'd you get her nudes?
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So i fuck you! You enjoy, I get AIDS and die. Hell no.
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>>687554270
Come on you whore lets see more of those areolas the size of texas.
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my dick ><
u like?
do you have Facebook?
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>>687555506
build wall
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>>687555948
>must like me or is loose
>can't come to terms that your little dick can't please her
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>>687555204
if that paper is accurate, then it appears her imagining of 8 inches is closer to 5. she doesn't even start at 1 inch.
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>>687555850
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>>687555969
was a pics you shouldn't share thread, prolly one of her exes or something
some guy whiteknighted and she privated her ig for a while but it's back up
tldr don't be a whiteknight fag and ruin it
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>>687555948
>it's in my stomach
Yessss
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>>687552194
im 7 inches ... used to make girls cum x3 , now usually we cum at the same time ... the head of my dick usually stimulates the g-spot , it like docks in , feels neat ... idk , i dont even like it when girls cum x3 , it's like they're enjoying it too much ... should do more anal ...
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>>687552194
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>>687556163
no hips
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>>687556163
Where'd the timestamp come from then?
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>>687556177
>trying to justify having a small dick
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>>687555948
lol is that why she staggers ?
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You're kind of proving her point, losers.
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>>687556163

She's a cutie pie.
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>>687556163
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>>687555892
Psychically maybe does not for every girl its more like a psychological thing especially if the girl is submassive
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>>687556028
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mfw OP just wanted to create a bait folder
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Needs bigger tits. Probably like fucking a 14 year old.
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>>687556163
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>>687556307
you mean in OP's pic? confused me here (late night, brain is half functioning)
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>>687552194
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>>687556028
Why yes I do. It's "Big Bubba Ray Dudley" add me
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is op still here?
post full body nudes with timestamp
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>>687552194
you want a big cock, but those tits need some work. I was blessed with 8 inches and decent girth so im not a pencil dick. Buy some better tits and maybe you can have mine. Cunt.
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>>687556440
do you need glasses?
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>us 8/10's
>body is a 5/10
>tits maybe 6/10
>too chubby
>topkek
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>>687556655
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>>687552194
Are you the same anon who's been littering the place with these big dick boards? Seriously anon no one cares about each other's dicks. The ones that do are the kind that try to justify why a girl hasn't sucked & fucked them yet. Go meet a nice girl try not to mess up and you'll get some action.
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>>687556564
Yes is OP pic a troll or what?
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>>687556564
with face?
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bitches ask for a big dick and cant even take 3 fingers lmao. gtfo with your ugly fat ass
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>>687554270
Just how many rolls does your neck have? It's hard to see in those shadows, but I count at least 3
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>>687554270
6/10 beaner bitch

Would not allow within 10 feet of my 7 incher
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>>687556978
I never could figure it out, probably isn't Kaila though
her nips are more disproportionate than OP's
>>687557030
sadly no, I'll post best face one next
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>>687552194
Hi OP!

I'm supporting you! I mean, irl I'm nice about it, but only when other guys are around! It sucks because I really do like having a big dick in bed.

I wish guys would just understand, I probably like big dicks as much as guys like big breasts and hips.

It's so hard to find a guy with a dick longer than 8 inches! But too many jerks lie about their penis size! No sir, 6.5 inches is not a big dick.
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I can't recall any thread about that topic you mention, in fact the majority of dick threads are all about "big dicks are superior". If you want to mock us at least inform yourself.
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she is right i am a 24 years old virgin with a small penis
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>>687557030
best face imo, only gets lips tho
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>>687557305

Get some implants, damn. Your tits are garbage.
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>>687557305
The only reason people fuck you is because you are an average chick. nothing more.
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>>687557305
>>687552194
>>687554270
Samefag
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>>687552618
Same fag detected
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Aw sheeit nigga, this bait is huge dawg
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>>687557305
LOL! Thank you! ;D More girls like us need to be more vocal about this!

>>687557497
you're only saying that because she hurt your feelings ;(
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>>687554270
OP hired a hooker
/thread
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>>687557305
>want 8incher
>tits the size of dimes
nigga
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>>687556655
Get the tables nigger
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>>687555506
>file name
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>>687552194
I CAME TO MELT YOUR FUCKING THREAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhYwLDkxJYA
Face melter
Cock the barrel, trigger range
Swerving donuts 'gainst the grain
I blame ghost rider, whips the brain
Kaleidoscopic bullet train
Never gave up, just a clutch
Bitch
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>>687557797
Burn a bitch and burn that strip to dust
Dust to ashes, ash to mush
Mashed off the madness man, combust
Black magic flames race out because they forgot they can't get down enough
Low to the ground limbo, don't touch this merchandise, it's way too much
Ride the currents like a snake, wicked rhymes
Whirlpools I'll wade through haters, posers, fools, and flakes
Through this breaks the rules it takes
But I not just bump what you waste your time and money tryin' to chase
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>>687557797
>synthwave
kill yourself neckbeard
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>>687557869
Don't know why you're wasting time, just know what I do with mine
How to do impossible things
How to do impossible things
What does happiness really mean?
Where to go when abrupt woken up from the dream
(Madness)
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>>687552194
Just try and stop me, whore
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>>687557894
>>687557904
Don't trip man, just know we come
And won't even be close to done
Till shit hit the fan and make that flesh melt off your plastic face
Kill it till it dies, don't stop it until you feel that flatline drop
To hell and back, fuck yeah, why not?
(Why not?)
Smash till I break out, can't stop, won't stop, don't stop
Ghosts can't get caught, run it back, get cracked to the beat one time
Get-get-get back, keep in sync rhymes
Endorphins cashed by your own time
I'm coughing, the track freeze and unwind
Weed is of kind vaporize, freak man down from way this rides, how this rides
Feet don't touch the ground inside, I twist the rhythm pounds 'em on
How measurements of sound rewind
Forever and a day forgot
Forget to let it bang and walk the plank that hang from slang concocted to destroy the frame got bent by globe
This takes the pain in shock
(Ahh!)
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I don't understand why so many of you beta fags are getting mad. Just because a sexy bitch like OP has standards that you can't meet.
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>>687557305
Ur titz r messed up
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>>687557305
More pics slut
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>>687557666
brilliant idea though
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>>687557949
Don't know why you're wasting time, just know what I do with mine
How to do impossible things
How to do impossible things
What does happiness really mean?
Where to go when abrupt woken up from the dream
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>>687557657
Bitch wtf are you doing on b you fucking muslimfucker shit


She is my fuxking ex we dated when she was 15 and she cheated on me with a fucking sandnigger

I hoped you would be dead by now, fucking blessing since last summer when you stopped talking to me

Do you still date that homeless guy tho?;)

Fucking whore like your drunk mom
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>>687557657

>no ass

shame...
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>>687557999
Execution makes it hot, electrocute the wave, the shock
To the brains of heads that came to watch us claim the game haters can't knock us
Real ones bring that bloody bass, we came to melt your fucking face
You can keep it, I don’t want it
Back, my only inside pocket
All up on it, man get off it
Can’t you see me? Best to drop it
Cut it, quit it, quick, next topic
How we fuck it off and rock it
Paradox knot, disco sock it
Can't unplug it with your logic
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it
Fuck it
And unplug it with your -
Take out your eyes and watch it
Make you cry, feel like I lost it
Didn’t lose it, never had it
Just another clueless faggot
Bound and gagged by fear
Too pathetic to be tragic
Get that shit outta here
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>>687557744
Kek
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>>687557657
I'll give you what you need OP, don't let all these manletdicks talk bad to you, girls love big cock, and if they tell you any different then you don't have a big cock and they want to be nice to you.
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>>687558106
Don’t know why you waste your time, just know what I do with mine
How to do impossible things
How to do impossible things
What does happiness really mean?
Where to go when abrupt woken up from the dream
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>>687558173
I can’t deny I’ve not the slightest idea why
Even attempt to try
See them sigh
And settle with knowing barely enough to get by
Automatic supernova, so what? (Automatic, automatic, automatic, automatic, automatic, automatic, automatic)
We’ll storm in the gates, subatomic
Flame drippin' onto this coal, setting hellfire to your face
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Ok. I'm not gonna beat around the bush. I know for a fact everyone in here thinks you're sexy af, but I have to be the one to do this... Please post more... You're sexy af and its killing me. Trade pics maybe? I'll prove my dick is big with a timestamp.
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kek i hear about dumb girls talk about only wanting big dicks, yet they are so bad at judging size, i'm 6.5 and three asian skanks thought it was insanely massive
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hello question i rate myself at like 7/10 but have an above average dick. as in every girlfriend ive had has actually complained multiple times that im kinda too big for them, and in more than one case it has locked me out of anal. how do i make you 9/10s talk to me long enough to get my dick out in front of you?

be specific, this is a real question
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>>687554709
>>687554916
you gotta admit, that hand is impressively drawn
slut got talent
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>tfw gf left my 8 inch dick for some fat, short, asian scrub

>tfw she cheated on him with me twice, so far

>tfw OP is right
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>>687558198
Helter Skelter, face melter
Helter Skelter, face melter
Helter Skelter, face melter
Helter Skelter, face melter
Helter Skelter
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>>687557497
natural>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fake
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>>687557305
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>>687558264
get to know them as a person
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>>687558306

I'll take decent fake tits to shitty natural tits any day of the fucking week
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>>687557305
and this kids is why girls shouldnt sleep on their stomach for all of highschool
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>>687558044
shiny
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I'll make you feel things you've never felt before
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>>687558279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sticXkHxZC4
whats that
cant tell
hand held dream
shot in hell
deep space ghetto (streets)
show me somethin
i aint seen before
mystery hind that
death door
juke step electrocute the floor
whats the science on
flyin that high
got a no-no goin, one time

creeps up behind me
over my shoulder
turn around try to see
but its nowhere
noided, noided
static on my blindside

i seen footage, i stay noided... i seen

everybody's knowin
where ya think you're goin ain't goin nowhere
satelite, handle that
wit a lead pipe

who captures life
who takes whats left who stay
on that next, already know my gillicutti, like i told you...
dont touch me
whats up wit it
i stay noided, stimulation overload account for it
desensitized by the mass amounts of shit
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I don't even want your smelly paki slit. I'll take my 9" elsewhere
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>>687558348
>206 replies
>page 1
>need new bait

keep dreaming small dicklet
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OP is gonna have to settle for the occasional nignog, seeing as 99% of men are smaller than 8".
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>>687554270
K
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>>687558221
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>>687557305
you have quite the long neck
panties are cute though.
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>>687558477
ive seen it, ive been it
cant delete it feels like jail (noided) full moon in da klink shinin dont sleep
surveillance post my bail

i seen footage, i stay noided... i seen

armored cop open fire glock
on some kid who stepped so
fast was hard ta grasp
what even happened til you seen dat head blow
off his shoulders in slow mo
rewind that, is so cold
rewind that, is so cold
i seen footage.. i stay noided

juke step wit so much boy rude looseness seem like
no bones in him skin
(noided) my jaw hit da floor like this real for i gotta see that one mo gin

ambulance hit and run over pedestrian in brazil
little tiger, boy soldier
twist a cap back and kills (noided)

seen crazy shit man crazy shit

i seen footage, i stay noided... i seen
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>>687558461

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
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>>687557305
Tell me more bitch and bend over and show an ass pic
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>>687558425
do you know how few and far between decent fake tits are?!?! and those real tits you call "shitty" ain't that bad
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>>687552194
trap thread 101
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>>687558583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sticXkHxZC4
BB Poison
I sneak up on me I shed my shh my shock my body clear obey me poison where's your heat at it won't lit I'm not surprised check your thermostat no digits I drop a dime you can have that collect your tip go buy a rhyme and bring my cash back you broke ass bitch I sneak up on me I shed my shh my shock my body clear obey me poison never betray me oh and while you're at it double my inhibitor I can't hack it be my buffer my habit hunger havoc I digress I can't live in this contagion I spread into incisions on occasion heavily stricken witness visions omens wall to wall followed by a loss of any and all symptoms it won't lit you're like hold on fuck it won't lit stay put you're the wrong one bitch don't fit too shook you're flows off blood this won't hit got no hook true or false though you can't spit bitter face Frida Kahlo the costco remix you're a case all you got though free shit what a waste how can you not know so which is it love or hate you'd rather not know why shit won't lit fucks hesitate I sneak up on me I shed my shh my shock my body clear obey me poison didn't mean to I I just assumed it'd be you I I never knew no idea I I was confused excuses it won't lit's a rubik's cubicle for the new cog to chew off to sulk with and flask on how the sick with it put my mask on Zach hit them off like it won't lit they shit bricks bbpoltergiest don't touch this don't insist favorite the copyright then go home bitch no homeless I'm in your house like oh shit I own this I'll kick your ass out don't bitch bitch it's winter bitch take my trash out real quick or live in it where's my cash out promo slip I'm skipping shit 'cause when I'm tacked out my it won't lit's it won't lit
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itt: grills get off to anons junk
>mfw
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>>687558394

yes i understand that part, but snowballing from OP's whole point, physical attractiveness is pretty key in making initial contact. i have a great personality once that happens but getting there requires steps in between.

if im only 7/10 then im substandard for a 9/10 or 10/10 which is fair but sucks. let me show you my dick
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>224 replies

well done op
and well done average microdick fags for supporting this thread.
>>
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>>687558703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W43aQxzjyeM
THE FEVER (AYE AYE)
howd you know
cuz i was there
yeah that shit go
came prepared
set it slow rolled
anticipation grow slow
deviated septum blow hole
sugar cane ko ko
aye, aye, pass the dro my way
or no way twenty fo no 25-8
thought you knew
suicide lane
fuck you

grab my crotch, whats my name
been round the block
hangin scumbag slangin
pay dirt cave in
takin no prisoners
no escapin wash brain hook
nothin im sayin
aye, aye, know what im sayin

i got the diamonds, scrapin,
sidin, wastin my life
in altered states dem
back it up, i got the fever

sprayin execution witch fingernails clawin through dem
crawlin through dem
tunnels loosin
touch with everything im doin
aaarrrggghh... mass confusion
cant make more electrocution

half cocked full tilt
rabid dog
filth aarrrggghhh
know what im sayin
fuck it
upside down in a
soft top bucket
screamin
shred it
>>
best reply ever
>>687558461
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The amount of guys insecure about their dick size in this thread, I'm dying
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>>687552194

Ahorita tengo la casa sola, mija.
Caile!
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>>687554270
The fuck is wrong with your tits
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>>687558054
SPIDERMAN TEAR THIS THREAD DOWN NOW!!
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>>687558775
It's not the same way for guys as it is for girls. Your physically attractiveness is second to how well you can make yourself standout to whoever you are courting.
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>>687558870

i got the diamonds, scrapin,
sidin, wastin my life
in altered states dem
back it up, i got the fever

let me off, screeching halt
concussion blinding
not my fault
ankles tied to cinder blocks
aye, aye

by any means necesserated
blade cut me
sewer drain grated
bubonic plague
spreaded faceless
lurking in the deadest spaces
on your knees, black goat anus
christo anti clan of shameless
came ta whip those
into shapeless
here we go, devastated
here we go...

diamonds scrapin the marrow, out my core
whos in the mirror
whos at the door
someones there
wasnt there before
ceiling connected
to the chord
pull it, pull that shit

i got the diamonds, scrapin,
sidin, wastin my life
in altered states dem
back it up, i got the fever.
I'm done here, fuck these shitty threads fuck off.
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>>687558461
Need a timestamp on that, brother.
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>>687552194
>>687554270
>>687557305
>>687557657

Bring it on bitch!
Heres my pierced 8
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>>687558775
Girls date down. You just have to talks to them. And there is no such thing as a 10/10. The top is a 9/10 and if a girl is a 10/10 it's only because she fills you're particular taste. No universal 10/10
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>>687554270
You look waaaay to good for someone who posts on /b
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>>687557305

You girls are right, i don't have a 8 inch penis, far from it but i love seeing her taking a big thick one!

Pic related
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>>687552194
For someone with an attitude like that and nipples like that, you don't deserve my long rod von hugendong beast wood. But I'll fuck you once for an attitude adjustment and if you don't get the picture then, then you're fucked kiddo.
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>>687555442
>>687555784
>>687555906
>>687556392
Faggots inbound
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>>687552194
That's only 7 inches.
>>
I love the fact that a 'female' '10 out of ten' is posting what 'she thinks' things should be, like if somebody cared lol
Girls are just brainless single use sexual objects.
>we deserve big cocks
You what nigga, go back to the kitchen, that's even more than you deserve.

>inb4 small dick faggot
>inb4 can't inb4
>>
>>687557657
sorry OP but this is /b/ where no one cares about your opinion.
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>>687557305
>Has tiny tits
>6.5 inches is not big
>Wants big dick
>Browses 4chan
Bait harder, OP
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>>687558461
Cmon bro timestamp
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>>687552194
sorry bitch, we in the 8+ inches club only dick girls with D cups or bigger, and no muffin tops
>>
Who would want to "ride" your fat ass?
>in4b we all know this is bait
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>>687552194
Sorry for my dick.
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>>687559283
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>>687554675
>>
new video in 10 min staring
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FUCK YOU ANON THOSE TITS STANK AS HELL
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I AM EXODIA IM GONNA DESTROY YOU
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ITT women of /b/ revolt

I have a small dick. Five inches. I don't even give a fuck.

Embrace your dicks, /b/.
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this is why tumblr needs to be eliminated
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>>687552194
and other retarded feminists
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>>687552194
Anyone who believes this post is a banjo picking simpleton.
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>itt girls who think they are hot
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>>687559822

Another small dicker here.

These ladies don't realize their tits are neither large nor symmetrical enough for an 8 inch dick. They deserve a six, maybe seven, inch dick.
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Just hacked op and found her address who wants it. Also probably her parents info too
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Long and thick like mine is best
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>>687558461
Obvious shop, but fucking kek
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I can prove that it's a fake timestamp, anyone wanna see ?
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>>687560175
Sure
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>>687560175
yes anon
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>>687554270

Wow, for a girl who really isn't very attractive and has small tits, you sure have high expectations.
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>>687560093
>itt guys calling girls ugly because their dicks got made fun of
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>>687556163

It's not even the same girl.
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>>687553650
Underrated post
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>>687560398
she is a Mexican skank, what more do you expect anon?
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>>687560175

Suurrreeeee
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>>687559066
Ew
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my dick's 18-19cm, how much inches is that? girls always said it's nice cus it's thick, but some girls got hurt because i couldn't fully enter and when i went full rage mode during sex i'd completely thrust in. even made a girl cry once cus of it lulz
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One last pic for the road to tease you little boys.

So fun triggering you boys tonight. I thought /b/ was tough, not full of a bunch of pussies crying over their small dicks.
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Did you actually measure that with a real ruler? That 8 inches looks like 5'' tops
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My shits are longer than 8"
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>>687554281
Top kek
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>>687560762
Yep, she's a feminazi
Roast her
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>>687560762
noob
>>
>Us 8/10s, 9/10s, and 10/10s deserve a big dick...
Fuck off. You're 3/10 at best
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>>687555403
thats not a 8 incher sorry bitch. Nice try tho. Thats like going up to the counter to pay and you say to the teller this is all i have.. No sale.
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/b/ is fucking terrible. The world would better off without you losers and retards. Pic related.
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>>687560762
Don't go now wait until I finish messaging your parents proof of what you're doing on 4chan.
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>>687552194
initials? im pretty sure i have had sex with you
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thank you mistress you are right i dont deserve to fuck you with my smal virgin dick
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>>687560537

Maybe she can make decent tacos. If not, then what good is she?
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>>687556114
build wall because your dick is little huh.. lol salty little dicks will never be unsalted.
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>>687560486
duh, this is dump of pic another anon posted
>lurk more before you post stupid shit
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>>687556445
Stupid looking nigger.
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>>687561011
looks 8 inches to me, why are you such a loser ;)
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>>687560762
Guys with 8 inch dicks do girls way hotter than you. Why would a guy with a big dick settle for you?
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>>687560762
If you need photoshop tips on how to make that text look more realistic, let me know...
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>>687557305
this kids all mad because there dicks not 8 inches or over so they talk shit to the chick lol.. stay salty.
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>>687554270
Ha! Your tits look like a chameleon's eyes
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>>687561011
kek
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>>687558461
Topest of keks
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>>687558120
lol that shooped dick doe lol.
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>>687554270
Your tits look like shit.
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>>687560762
Cool OP, Nice post, i mean, the one you deleted
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>>687560197
thats not a 8 incher nice try. faggot
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>>687552194
4/10 non-White Slut

You're not even hot enough to ride my big dick.
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