Pure Rekt thread, no gore
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Pure Rekt thread, no gore
Why do you start a thread and post nothing?
>>687551922
Fake and gay
> Rekt thread.
> No Gore.
Pick one dipshit. You're probably some Facebook summerfag who thinks someone tripping on there shoelaces is rekt thread material. Also, if you're going to start a thread, at least get the ball rolling and post some shit...
>>687552471
What a bunch of inconsiderate asshole. People are passing him by and not helping him. Heartless bastards!
>>687552766
>ends with ellipsis
ow the edge
>>687551922
holy fuck, is that thing his spine?
wtf
>>687553061
it doesn't even look that dangerous. not worthy of rekt
>>687552929
I fail to see the edge? It was more of to show that I was annoyed.
>>687553504
>"praise jesus i can walk again"
>>687553475
He died.
>>687552766
Rekt≠Gore
>>687551922
>thinking rekt doesn't come with a side of gore
>>687553980
>proof?
>>687553984
True, but the majority of good rekt material includes/becomes gore.
>>687552558
The look on his friend's face suggests he always knew there was something wrong with him
>>687554315
The internet said so. Fuck off.
>>687552825
Help him how?
He got fucking soda on him, he's not bleeding out.
OP is a ni
>>687552471
even though he is a russian... feels
>>687554409
No, that's just Asians. Literally no regard for human life.
>>687554582
S A R C A S M
>>687551922
beep beep motherfucker!
No gore? This thread s ucks
>>687555357
i think this might be gore idk i forgot to give it a name
>>687553881
I really wanted to see the crash pad start inflating after he hit the ground.
>>687555438
That was great, thanks anon!
>>687555590
you're welcome!
>>687553336
KEK
>>687552558
Did he dieded?
>>687556016
hospitalized for eternal bleeding but hes alive
>>687553653
what the fuck happened here. jesus christ. wat
>>687553504
Took the hit better than any of the players would have
>>687552929
You know what?
Fuck pandas.
I love animals, but these retards are too stupid to reproduce. Let them go extinct.
>>687556253
agreed. can't stop natural selection
>>687556241
Why are they disturbing the nice man's nap?
>>687551922
Thailand is brutal. No one can drive theres fucking bikes and tuk tuks everywhere and it takes 30 minutes for an ambulance to arrive.
>>687556241
now thats rekt
>>687556481
but them trannies tho
>>687552929
Can you please rename this to 'Mists of Pandaria end game content'
>>687556640
what sort of faggy name is that?
>>687554027
That was unexpected
>>687556241
s-story?
>>687554176
Are those fireworks?
>>687556962
those are expelliarmus
>>687556097
Racoons are more civilized and courteous than sand niggers, and nobody is surprised.
>>687556509
>king of the hill theme plays
>>687554599
Can't you see that man is a ni
>>687556962
IT'S WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY YOU ILLITERATE FUCK READ THE FILENAME
rude af
>>687554599
Fucking Baltimore.
>>687551922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_yGwvHUiy8
>>687555117
I've been in this sort of situation.
>see a guy walk in the mosh
>haven't seen him moshing ever
>randomly goes up to a guy moshing and hits him with a suckerpunch
>I see a guy looking at the motherfucker
>we both sprint towards him
>other guy grabs him by the neck
>I punch him 5 times till his nose is completely fucked
>guy elbows him a couple more
>"you're a piece of shit, fuck you"
He won't ever try to punch someone in the mosh again. If you do, you're a fucking moron.
>>687556962
they're roman candles. not exactly terrifying, but dangerous if you take one in the eye
>>687554352
love the filename
>>687556121
>hospitalized for eternal bleeding but hes alive
>eternal bleeding
>eternal
>>687557168
you were burned to death before?
>>687554176
That actually looks extremely fun
>>687556833
story:
guy died in a spaghetti machine in front of his sister
Guess you could say he pastaway
>>687554993
Holy fucking kek
>>687557168
your my hero anon
>>687556598
Because Brazil.
Brazil is kind of like the middle east in he sense that everyone who lives there actively attempts the murder everyone else who lives there.
>>687556016
"Following the incident, staff from the KTV lounge immediately called the police and Yang was rushed to a nearby hospital. Fortunately for Yang, he survived the fall and is now recovering from a broken left leg."
>>687554352
That dude probably got swarmed after that
>>687556734
What happened here?
>>687553279
I dont think it's his spine, probably part of his bike
>>687557322
you're looking at the wrong vid anon
>>687557482
most definitely but you know id like to see him get swarmed because the edge on that covert middle finger really cut me deep
>>687555470
Cringe
>>687557242
Someone who is this new.
>>687557242
>>687557307
summer is early this year
>>687556823
know ur wow faggot
>>687557577
indeed. I apologize
>>687556380
but they are cute and funny
>>687557168
I have been to moshes before, and if you sucker punch someone for no reason, you're fucking scum. Good job anon
>>687556734
>fire in the hole.webm
>>687556956
The intern was involved in the killing of a family member of another inmate.
>>687555533
That nigga dead.
Also nice dubs.
>>687553279
no you visually illiterate fucktard its a shredded tire or piece of fiber glass. in no way shape or form does it look like a spine, and that kind of injury is not fucking possible. kys
>>687556241
hoping he did something awful, like rape a child and not steal a fucking melon.
>>687556241
ware?
>>687557786
thank you, my love
>>687557801
The thought of a spine physically ejecting from a body like a pez dispenser is sort of funny.
>>687556833
I remember this guy. He was all over the papers.
>>687553232
fucked up do not click on it
>>687557764
renaming it now, kek
>>687556510
never been happier in my entire life then right now.
>emo nigger faggot
>>687552558
china's late abortion program
>>687558059
you sure took one for the team anon
>>687556528
And it wasnt even hard!
>>687556510
For the life of me cannot figure out what's going on here
>>687558061
kek
>>687556241
>crowd of sand niggers, the only white man is the one burning
>>687552766
Sick of seeing summerfag thrown around. Rekt doesn't have to be gore. That's like saying porn has to involve a man.
>>687558059
I wont
>>687555470
this is so fucking sad
>>687553881
would of great if they just stood and looked at him then started to roll up the bag .
>>687558255
Fag beating up a blind kid gets rekt.
>>687556016
Bet he Crided
>>687553232
Free puppies are great for feeding large snakes. It's also legal
>>687556133
Would like to read story on this crash, source?
>>687558059
kys sumnmerfag
>>687557471
oh, go and be 12 yo somewhere else
>>687555133
What in the living fuck is this shit
>>687556833
Now this is some real shit.
>>687556509
Is this porn?
>>687558685
were all on during summer aren't we? technically your a summerfag
I don't know why people think someone can die this way, it's not like they are hitting concrete its only water.Fucking idiots
another rekt/gore thread? Well time for me to derail this thread.
>>687558808
What is it so hard to understand, or are you actually retarded
>>687558984
here's a (You)
>>687558685
>kys
>calls others summerfag
stop posting.
>>687558559
wow. niggers arent the only subhuman sucker punchers out in the world
>>687558619
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2487761/Wisconsin-skydivers-survived-mid-air-collision-said-extreme-sport.html
>>687558984
why do people try to kill themselves by falling into water? are they just looking for attention?
>>687558957
>technically your a summerfag
>your
Try again, faggot.
>>687558281
agree with this statement
>>687556097
the best gift for sand nigger is a primed c4
>>687556160
fishslaped kek
>>687559138
if enough height, it's like hitting concrete
>>687558984
There's a documentary that features friends of this guy. I can't remember if he lived or not.
>>687555899
>Like a glove
childhood memories kek
>>687559161
go watch youtube video, fairly infuriating. guy is cursing shouting like a n autist, rams young chick for going too slow. after the ride the dad just continues on, doesnt even confront the young fucker for ramming and KOing his daughter...unbelievable
>>687559227
Niggers never fight fairly
>>687558984
Falling into water at that velocity is almost certainly fatal. Too much speed and the water can't displace fast enough, practically like hitting a hard surface.
>>687552471
Why does this evoke more feels than actual rekt?
>>687559403
omg more
>>687559403
Why don't you like rekt, out of curiosity?
>>687555117
Wow. Ive played this over and over and it never gets old. What a badass webm
>>687552471
love it
>>687556016
Nah, he only fell 4 floors, broke his leg
>>687553232
Fuck you.
>>687556528
you dont mess with the glasses
>>687559418
Height doesn't magically turn water into concrete, you are speaking alchemy.
>>687553336
Lol
>>687558996
hey alright, i just posted that gif in a big tits thread an hour ago
>YOURE WELCOME
>>687557168
I too have had that happen to me, some kid just started throwing punches and within seconds me and a couple of other guys had him pinned.
Mosh pits are simultaneously violent and peaceful things. Violent in that is just chaos, everyone is shoving and running into each other. But everyone is always looking on for you, you get knocked down, you get picked back up. That's always a mistake people make, they think it's just a free pass to be a dick with no recourse.
>>687557498
it's china's abortion program
>>687557047
and you thought mexicans were bad
>>687559202
Thank you anon. Cannot stand thay faggot.
>>687559519
because the guy seems lonely. not even mad because of what happened.
>>687556510
They guy throwing the first punch, is beating up on a blind kid. The other guy comes in and blind sides the dude to intervene.
>>687559043
how is this POS still playing soccer?
>>687559663
holy fuck the summer is coming down hard
>>687557077
muggles will never understand
>>687553232
is a puppy worth the cost of feeding a snake
>>687556833
No there was something wrong with the pasta machine but he couldn't find the sauce of the problem.
>>687557648
It's fucking June, you half-bred boy raping fruit.
Go outside
>>687553980
>>687554315
it's fake. watch the tree.
>>687558059
why are you even in a rekt thread moralsfag?
>>687553061
>pours the water on him even after he knocked the guy out
kek of the day right there
>>687558530
fuck that's awesome
>>687557467
He a goo' boy.
He dindu nuffin'.
He was goin' to church and turnin' his life around the day he got shot.
Dat clerk be raycis.
>>687559855
Dubs don't lie
>>687558999
Why is this bus driving beating this nice man trying to get off the bus
>>687557356
Kek.
>>687552471
>be me
>living in one room apartment in russia with whole family
>after long day of working in field I take 4 mile walk in the blistering cold to the shop
>this is my weekly treat to myself
>avoid getting hit by the cars crashing around me
>enter shop
>there it is
>glorious american coca cola
>spend 1/4 of my weekly wage on a bottle
>cannot wait to go home and taste how rich americans live
>cannot contain my thirst any longer
>I have a cheeky sip on my way back home
>hand slips from the cold
>the coca cola is feezing in the cold weather
>salvage what I can
>take the 4 mile walk home. Wet, cold and sticky.
>Barely 3rd of the bottle left
>such is life in glorious russia
>>687559227
That subtle middle finger is fucking sublime
>>687557356
I keked heartily at this
>>687560128
topkek
>>687558515
FATALITY!
>>687558999
Fucking checkd
>>687560128
you magnificent bastard!
>>687554027
Go vegan.
>>687559403
holy fuck it's been years since i've seen this bitch
i used to have a folder full of her bait stuff til i found out she was like 15
>>687558999
CHECK'D!! nice trips
>>687558011
Bravo, good sir! Bra-vo!
>>687557482
I always thought that was a bish.
>>687556153
probably left a burning cigarette in the seat or something stupid like that
>>687560128
>avoid getting hit by the cars crashing around me
>such is life in glorious russia
>>687558996
You're a tumor
>>687555438
Kek
>>687560290
That pussy is as you say "Phat"
>>687560147
I love how she throws the bags, which presumably have her valuables in em. Wtf is that logic?
>>687560391
too old for you?
>>687560468
we're gonna need the edgiest men on /b/ to cut it out
>>687557242
First time, faggot?
>>687559082
Backstory: The guy doing the Michael J Fox impersonation is charging those people to teach them how to make "Force Fields". She was supposed to use hers to block his charge, course it failed. So when he realized she was injured he faked the seizure like George Clooney fakes an environmental speech.
>>687559079
No shit. It took a rekt video for you to see that?
>>687560573
naw nigga a friend of mine got v&
i'm not about that life
>>687558011
I laughed so fucking much. Well done.
>>687557467
anyone know where this happened?
>>687559421
thanks Israel
>>687553504
asking for it
>>687558189
As his face kissed the train, he thought, "I've made some poor decisions in my life."
>>687555669
top kek
>>687560290
came to a rekt thread and ended up saving porn
such is /b/
>>687560813
True
>>687556253
Thisthisthis
>>687555438
the thing that gets me about this webm is that this bow must be quite expensive and definitely not worth breaking for a fucking pheasant
>>687560799
Nice dubs
>>687556313
>filekek
>>687556241
Germany sure has gone downhill since Angela Merkel.
>>687559749
She's empowered, women don't fuck with that.
>>687557467
Fucking racist store clerk, Robbing a store shouldn't be a death sentence
>>687559457
link?
>>687558189
holy karma justice
>>687560967
Almost 4 years now anon.
If they didn't get it by now, it's too late.
Half the fuckers here probably don't even know who Moot is anyway.
>>687557242
n e w f a g
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>>687558515
can't stop laughing
>>687558984
Is that Tony Scott?
>>687553475
Bruh. Those buckets weigh as much as cars. And with all that hydraulic force behind it
>>687558515
he din do nuffin
>>687559082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5xeNePF-cg
>>687561243
IT's from some niggers sign at a march for trevon, IDK I don't have the picture
>>687561035
you're the nigger on the video, aren't you?
>>687557787
Always knew it wasn't a fucking plane
>>687553232
Stupid dipshit. Get started on your summer project this year early kiddo
>>687558059
>NEWFAG
REEEEEEE
>>687559082
when you cum
>and she still suckin
>>687560722
any sauce on her?
>>687561360
no pic didnt happen fucking liar
>>687558984
From that height, you're basically hitting concrete. Water isn't some magical cushion.
>>687556160
win
