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>the mandatory banana post
https://youtu.be/NaTDrLKojwA
>>687545545
Explain this!
shhhh...just let it happen...only dreams now
>>687546310
Kek
>>687546310
People like these deserve this.
>>687546649
Holy shit. I didn't notice this.
>>687546711
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>687546649
What am i looking at
>>687547312
Not even gonna lie
That's actually awesome.
>>687546649
Explain what?
>>687547312
He's rolling in pussy
>>687547720
PHOTOGRAPHED LIMB ELONGATING SYNDROME
stupid fuck
>>687546310
Darwin be praised.
>>687547637
Do we shoot him or sedate him? He could just be protecting her. But she should have never have crawled into there. Her parents should be held responsible for this. This is why leashes were invented.
>>687548150
They're niggers, shoot both
>>687548101
feminist art project??
>>687547891
Uh.... I don't follow m8...
>>687547891
are you proud of yourself?
>>687548525
just a camwhore trying to be original
>>687548376
Lost hard
>>687548762
>chaturbate
oooooh that explains everything..
>>687548101
same gril
>>687549080
These are kind of funny but I'd imagine he got shot or at least arrested once if this was truly done with real random people.
>>687546711
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>687544915
you post, you fail.
>>687549273
Probably pasta, but kek'd anyway
>>687549227
they're called the jalals, they are in Australia, my country and can confirm they were arrested but not charged with anything except good behaviour bond
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>687549204
Name?
>>687549553
Maybe is /r9k/ or /b/ was a person, but I'd imagine /fa/ humanized as some posh faggot wearing stan smiths and some rick owens shit, /lit/ being some wimp and /pol/ being a neckbeard who mumbled to himself a lot.
>>687550173
that's your fault for visiting gay boards
>>687547858
I see what you did there.
>>687549924
there's an url on the bottom of the webm
>>687550000
This pissed me off. Checked.
>>687549080
The part where the guy books it at mach 5 and then another one appears again down the street causing him to fall got me.
>>687549204
sauce?
>>687546711
I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."
It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.
I lost two things that night.
>>687550606
stop posting
>>687548101
I've never been this sexually confused in my life...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS-fK_jHsRw
>>687551528
Did you do this to a thread yesterday around this time? If so I was the person who banana'd it with you.
>>687551476
Don't let it bite u...
U'll get the dusease
>>687551476
Every person is beautiful
>>687544915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPKxVcm3Eus
>>687551599
not so fast
>>687551696
no but i saved the one guy's set lel
>>687551818
Why do their fucking parents take/post so many pictures of them online? It's a fucking embarrassment and they are setting themselves up for some real shit.
Probably attention I guess
i'll be back to ruin the next one...i'm having bananas for dinner tonight and that definitely can't wait.
>>687545545
came
>>687552017
They're cute, don't be so ableist anon!
>>687548762
She was on lsd
>>687547976
Who dis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1ic0vsQeXI
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q6QLTGy0lME
>>687552408
No one watcges utube
>>687552122
Can someone tell me the name of this birth defect???
>>687545545
Sauce?
>>687544915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPKxVcm3Eus
>>687552937
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q6QLTGy0lME .
>>687552674
no one watches you either fag
>>687553154
fuck off retard
>>687553180
>no watches you either
Are you autistic?
>>687551614
It's not a fucking flashlight.
Mr. Potato Head
>>687552399
Nigel Farage
>>687552828
Severe microcephaly with simplified gyral patterns
Basically, they're only a step or two above veggies because their brains are about as developed as the brain of a fetus.
>>687553497
So cute!
>>687553608
Well put
>>687553608
They're not supposed to be alive. They aren't even human.
>>687553608
Niggers
>>687553763
Ayy lmao
>>687553590
who the fuck is this guy and why does he look like an oompa loompa
>>687548762
Aella, is that you?
>>687553939
Haha it so funny go back to /pol/ mexifag. Sorry you can't take the fact he's your next president
>>687548565
what the fuck are they expecting? liquid to burn and then go off?
>>687546840
Lost.
>>687554136
>implying i'm mexican
i live in sierra leone you faggot
>>687546840
noice
>>687547976
Grill id pls
>>687553837
They should have died a long time ago, this one almost died of starvation because her body started rejecting food. I don't know how they do it.
>>687549924
Aella. She has a website and Tumblr.
>>687549448
its not though
>>687545294
Damn the amazing atheist looks good when he's shaved
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>>687550416
poor thing, they get so estressed trying to drink from that shit. he is thirsty as fuck and he can only get water drop by drop, I would kill myself too.
>>687554666
1) satanic trips, check'd
2) nigel farage
3) check 'em
>>687551818
LOOK OUT, ITS GOT A KNIFE
>>687552251
Her doll is smarter than her
>>687546840
Fucking lost, you got the sauce for this fam?
>>687550606
higher res?
>>687554499
for fucks sake
>>687551476
if it has a normal pussy, you know what to do.
good old bag in the head.
>>687554669
Gosh that's just disgusting. Again, why are their fucking parents taking tons of pictures and posting them on the internet? Wtf are they thinking?
>>687548528
should be an achievement to kill someone like that
>>687546649
>>687547054
What am I supposed to be noticing here?
>>687548101
Still would she seems awesome tbqhwyf
>>687546649
It's because that body is actually connected to the head with the mask on
It's an illusion.
>>687547312
First time I lost in a while
>>687555400
>>687555405
but wait theres more
>>687549204
looks a little manly here bub
>>687548890
>that filename
LOST
probably won't make people laugh because only one guy in the thread will get it...
>>687555977
Got a chuckle
You fool!
>>687555534
Thanks for new desktop
>>687547976
sauce`?
>>687551614
what was he trying to do?
>>687555977
not the only one here who loves soul eater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsytqFRMPlk
Fucking little shit
>>687556603
Will Nigel Farage become the new banana? I support this.
>>687549283
Then another, smaller Popsicle stick tower a few yards away fell over for no particular reason
>>687546310
What a fucking spastic
>>687557064
>>687547637
>That filename
>>687548528
dat title tho
>>687555556
Almost witnessed
>>687556220
>>687556519
i'm glad someone enjoyed it!
enjoy your oc (technically)
>>687557064
keep dreaming pendejo
>>687557340
>>687555233
Thinking of "Every life is precious" or "Everyone deserves to live"
>>687545545
some people are actually turned on by dumb shit like this ?
>>687557468
>Black Lives Matter
>>687557631
Not gonna lie - she's a great entertainer. She has a cult following on Chaturbate, and I actually donated to her once.
I donated to a camwhore. I still cry myself to sleep.
>>687557659
no. i win
>>687557677
Some peoples minds are just twisted
>>687557771
myfreecams dot com Some sad sacks of shit there spend hundreds are dumb sluts they'll never meet. Some spend thousands. It's pretty sad.
Two days ago. Two FUCKING DAYS AGO, WE HAD SOME OF THE BEST YLYL IN A WHILE, GUESS WHY, NOT BECAUSE THERE WAS REALLY FUNNY SHIT, ITS BECAUSE THERE WERE FEW TO NO BANANA FAGS.
I didn't thought summer would be this bad and this soon, but it is real, summerfags are even more cancer than your average /b/ fag is during the whole year.
>>687547180
chill buddy, you got him...he's gone
>>687558071
>I didn't thought
>>687558062
People with more money than common sense.
But I'd rather have that kind of money than common sense to be honest. Money where I could just throw thousands of dollars on jerkoff material.
>>687558099
>implying
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>>687558071
buddy i'm 25 and i can tell you i post bananas year round
>>687557771
lost, finally
>>687558365
Yeah man but such a drastic change from 1 banana fag all year long vs. 1637 underage banana fags during summer and posibly staying.
>>687548632
lost, made it this far but this is so fucking random that i lost, good show
>>687550000
the volkswagon saved her from her own stupidity
>>687558875
i usually post banana in threads all year long i just didnt get to this one in time
>>687556673
topkek
>>687548376
That's in poor taste.
>>687555977
BAKA!!!
>>687559362
>>687550000
I don't understand how such stupidity could last as long as it did.
>>687546649
Explanation: U R 4UT15T
>>687546310
lost
>>687546310
What the fuck did he think was going to happen there?
A small garden hose is totally going to extinguish this flammable liquid.
>>687561827
no he doesn't. Fuck off
>>687551614
>>687556346
Looks like he was trying to injure himself and sue the range.
>>687554869
Thank you, funniest thing I've read all day
