Cringe thread
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Cringe thread
>>687478361
Little ugly fucker's got game.
>>687478361
>more hotter and prettier
Ameriburger education
>pic related
>>687478719
Kek that can't be real
>>687478361
Why in the name of the Lord do the youth of this era keeping making this fucking gay shit?
>>687479000
Just to spite you adults, so that you don't die easy. These are the people that will run the world someday.
>>687478940
I work in a school and witnessed Year 10 kids having to summarise MacBeth with hashtags and tweets so I don't find this too hard to belive
>>687479617
>>687480256
The last guy looks like he's taking this super seriously
>>687478217
Fresh from /r9k/ today
>>687478607
As if women are the only ones objectified and have to deal with unrealistic standards of beauty. Shit like this makes me want to stab people
>>687481356
>Shit like this makes me want to stab people
>>687478607
>>687481356
You missed the
>penis
>>687478607
because one is actually a woman and the other is a mentally ill faggot that thinks they're a woman
>>687478607
>fuck what the media has to say
Well "madame" has not quite realized, that "her" idea of being transgender very most likely came from media in the first place.
Fuck media am I right?
>>687478217
What the hell? Those jokes aren't simply bad or cringy, I genuinely can't tell what was supposed to be funny in them in the first place.
>>687481685
Can someone tell me what the hell this pic means?
>>687482917
>>687482917
> being this giant of a new fag
>>687482917
Maybe you should find your own answers...
>>687483050
zozzle
>>687478217
for the first time ever something actually made me cringe instead of chuckle
>>687483275
Zozzles
>>687478361
When in the holy mother fuck did this become acceptable to post online
>>687482917
Nobody knows. It's just "le cringy vest man". Gets posted in every cringe thread.
>>687483166
wow this person is acting like they are privy to secret knowledge because they've been here a whopping year or two
he who speaks the word is more likely the bird
Bumpin
>>687483807
>picking on the old man
What if that was his wife you cock?
>He just got dumped
>>687482641
>>687483963
>>687483807
Only for true warriors
https://youtu.be/XpnHKWK4WPE
>>687479378
100% wizard
>>687483807
Well when you grow old with someone that love never dies.
>>687483807
Fucking loser, can't even get a fucking date
>>687484346
He's had his. You'll learn someday.
>>687484527
> Being this big of a beta fag, defending other beta fags
>>687478607
"What the media tells me women should look like"
should read
"What hundreds of thousands of years of human evolution, sexuality, instinct, and biology tells me women should look like"
>>687479964
i don't suppose they'll continue the metaphor to what's really behind the wage gap myth
In which case I'd gladly pay $1 for my muffin because it'd taste better, last longer, and be more nutritious
Men are far more likely to work longer hours, ask for promotions/raises, and take less time off. When you factor all that in the wage gap all but disappears. Couple that with the fact that feminists only care about the wage gap in cushy high-paying white-collar fields, it's a bunch of bullshit.
>>687481685
(someone has to say it) How is this cringe?
>>687483807
That ain't cringey it's just sad. But at least he made a great choice in burger joints. In n Out is my shit.
>>687478361
>you girl
All of my keks.
>>687478719
Gon die today m8
#war #irlcallofduty #fml
>>687482641
Fuckin Asians
>>687485229
>>687482641
seems like she has a point to me?
>>687485799
>>687485229
How is it not?
>>687483963
not cringe, that's fuckin dope
I mean at least they made it look good
>>687484716
Resisting the autism to say
>kys fgt hore
Why do people think these people are going to kill everyone in a 6 mile radius, for fucks sake. Read your laws.
>>687483807
>meet woman
>beautiful and funny
>I think I'm in love
>we get married
>we get in a few arguments, but at the end of the day I love her more than anything
>we can't stand being apart
>i just want things to last forever
>damn this girl is my soulmate
>but things don't always last forever
>sometimes i like to eat at our favorite burger joint and reminisce
>>687486254
when some weird goblin gets food and sex but you don't.
>>687482641
That's so asian.
>>687479378
>RS3
Just kill me fam
>>687486410
>first wave feminist
the waves work based on year you dumbass
>>687484716
>I could have disarmed this guy and fired off all rounds
Bitch would have tried to grab it and my nigga would have turned around and punched her in her hipster fucking face.
>>687482917
There was once a man who sought for affection. Throughout his life, he were constantly gazing at his own reflection, admiring himself. Why hasn't other people admired my figure? The man mumbled to himself.
BUT THEN! The man got this brilliant idea to gain the affection he thought he deserved. He went to /b/ and posted this picture, trying to fool the fags that lurked within..
But alas.. His plan backfired when one clever little fag found out about his plan, making him the most cringeful of all that is cringe.
And that is how the man became the most cringiest fag of all that is cringy.
The end
>>687486254
Good god
>>687481279
>seen 8:50 am
Kek
>>687483807
kek'd
>>687486701
>Don't ignore me you rancid swine
TRRG
0PI4
>>687486701
Gets me every time.
>>687487412
Is he a fuckin albino?
>>687486662
This pleases slaanesh
>>687486410
>He even bought me the nice green folder you see in the attached image!
>He said it matches my eyes
>My eyes arent green I replied
>Yes but the folder stores loads of informatio he replied
erevy fuking tiem
>>687486701
>don't ignore me you rancid swine
My sides
>>687487412
Dude, you sure that's not him though?
>>687486501
>id tentacle rape you if i was an octopus
>my foreskin makes my penis look like a turtle
holy fucking christ my sides
>>687482005
I thought that kid was a snake from the thumbnail
>>687486792
Holy shit. This is legendary.
>>687487412
Rare photo of young Zarya
>>687487989
"this is all normal"
kek
>>687487794
Dude that's definitely channing tatum.
>>687480256
Fuckin' white people.
>>687486662
>italians
>>687487628
>>687478361
Kek'd at filename
>>687488487
kk, thought so fam.
>>687485229
the haircut, the outfit, the stance, his face
>>687486662
What a waste of money
>>687485092
when you take that all away, they actually discovered women get paid slightly more than men in matching professions.
>>687483996
>camber
The real cringe
>>687484027
Lost so hard
>>687487943
what kid? I only see a floating fat head and a pair of arms
>>687486411
at least the "girl" is also a goblin
>>687487119
The cringe part is when people actually believe this story.
>>687486145
NOPE
>>687485838
When have you ever heard say "that's so asian"? You haven't because the whore is making shit up for attention, you retard.
>>687483996
that's creative to be honest
>>687487623
These have to be fake. No one is such faggot and so fucking autistic
>>687478361
>>687478719
>>687479617
This belongs in YLYL. American education never ceases to amaze me. No wonder so many are just mindless voting robots.
>>687486410
Holy shit, this can't be real.
>>687479000
At least they cut off the stinger, that's something.
>>687484716
>disarm him
does she think the holster unsnaps easily or something?
>>687479000
7/10 would eat
also check dem trips
>>687485838
asian is an ethnicity...
>>687487412
Insane case of baby face.
>>687489490
>>687478719
Enemy just gassed us and my mask is #NoFilter #TRENCHFOOT!
>>687488175
Underrated
>>687489644
this guy looks like he's on constant lemons
>>687488031
what.. the fuck
>>687486662
kill it with fire
>>687478217
jeezes how many pages can cancer grow?
>>687481685
Lost
>>687489644
>filename
>>687488031
DEAD
>>687484636
That's not cringe.
That's a badass little kid.
>>687480256
Please make them into jojo characters
>>687488031
someone call that kids parents
>>687489744
post more of this book
>>687484752
it has a point.
> one can't greentext on facebook
>>687487412
>hiding Kane Larkin's name
Why do that?
>>687483903
real cringe right there
>>687478217
is this real?
>>687483807
look at that stupid bitch on the right grinning into the camera. i bet that table was laughing at him, which is why the photo was taken.
stupid cunts
>>687490870
Or she was smiling because of the photo being taken and the photo was taken to document this sad event. Conclusions m8, no jumping.
Clingy ex-coworker (1/3)
>>687489744
>"Sad Frog"
>His motto is "Feels bad, man."
>There are many variations of this meme
You would think they could have done two seconds of research to realize this is a variation of Pepe's "Feels good, man"
>>687481279
>(because i couldnt see you [echos])
>seen 8.50am
>>687486254
Fuck my soul is damaged
>>687491146
>Don't call me that
cringed
>>687489744
Is this a 4chan strategy guide?
>>687484752
NOT TOP ZOZZLE. LOWEST ZOZZLE.
(2/3)
>>687486324
WHY DID THAT GET SO LARGE WHEN I OPENED IT
>>687491325
(3/3)
>>687478361
The '90s wants its polaroids back
>>687491436
(1440x2560)
You new?
>>687486701
>chess
>cant wait more than 15m for a response
confirmed on the spectrum :^)
>>687491287
You're cringing because she doesn't want some creep calling her "Beautiful?"
>>687491133
>Or she was smiling because of the photo being taken and the photo was taken to document this sad event.
what
>>687491287
I insisted that because we are coworkers that I didn't like him calling me beautiful or babe. He proceeded to still call me it so, frankly I was annoyed.
>>687486792
>jew? hope not
>>687485482
you forgot #TRENCH FOOT
>>687487412
I don't get it, there are just two pictures of Tatum there...
>>687491763
You know that it's something you could make fat dosh on a court with?
>>687491754
People smile when the see a camera, it's a learned reaction. The picture was probably to document him eating dinner with his late-waifu. She smiled because photo. You impaired or something?
>>687486324
That filename
>>687488882
almost quints
>>687491967
>People smile when the see a camera, it's a learned reaction
no
>>687491822
> Implying jews care for something other than money
>>687491754
What he was saying wasnt that complicated, retard.
>>687491967
>people smile when they see a camera
>>687490287
it's fake
>>687491967
>People smile when the see a camera, it's a learned reaction.
Okay, whatever you say buddy.
And you apparently missed the big cup she was hiding her face behind. You're bad at coming to conclusions.
>>687491710
>>687491763
samecunt
>>687478217
Jesus christ. How are these jokes though? Its like saying: what didnthe man say when he stubbed his toe? Ow.
>>687492077
Ruski
>>687492265
Nazi
>>687492277
Murican
Normal people smile when camera.
>>687492249
what he was saying made no sense, retard
>>687491331
>sends turtlebriefcase.jpg
>"wrong person"
for what purpose would one send that photo to anyone?
>>687491710
Jesus unless you're a 10/10 you can't even pay a girl a compliment without being called a creep.
>>687491580
It just triggered me a bit to see that fucking male hamplanet blow up on my 24" display.
>>687492416
>Ruski
Nope. Nazi.
>>687492277
>And you apparently missed the big cup she was hiding her face behind. You're bad at coming to conclusions.
was about to say this too. Also this doesnt even look like a "camera smile", but more like a "im a big fucking slut with drawn eyebrows making fun of an old dude smile"
>>687492416
>Muricans don't smile when camera
We invented camera and the family photo fagit.
>>687478719
Nope nope nope nope nope nope
>>687492488
No it was the fact that I specifically told him to stop calling me names like that and he still did.
>>687492416
>Tells people not to jump to conclusions
>Jumps to conclusions about 3 people
>Misses really obvious things in the picture and has a go at others who have differing views, even though his own are weak anyway
Thanks for dismantling yourself for me.
>>687492605
America wasn't around in 1021. Stop stealing from other countries.
>>687478607
>Penis
>>687478719
This makes me pretty fucking angry. This was such a horrible time to be alive let alone in the trenches. Absolutely no respect for the people who died in those trenches.
>>687492586
If you can't see her face, how do you know she was smiling?
>>687492706
Oh.
But you are beautiful. He's just stating facts, as autists are apt to do.
>>687492722
I wasn't jumping to a conclusion bruv. I was giving an alternate perspective than his.
>>687479964
They sperg who circled it in red is just a cringy
>>687492845
>>687492722
>jumping to conclusions
irony
>>687492767
First functional one didn't exist until the 19th century.
Your google-fu is trash.
Unless you have an eidetic memory about trivial bullshit.
>>687478719
As a current American HS teacher, that's pretty fucking appalling. Nothing grinds my gears more than dumbass curriculum masquerading as something modern and neat.
Captcha: select all pies, messed up by not clicking a pizza on the first attempt.
>>687492845
>I wasn't jumping to a conclusion bruv.
You're right, as I mentioned it was 3. Bruv.
>>687492605
>>687492767
Also standing together for a photo isn't an invention.
>>687492488
Please, calling a chick "Beautiful" is what retards do to hit on women. They think it's safe and will work (even though it won't) and if they get called out on it they can just go "What, I was just being nice. Don't be so full of yourself to think everyone wants to hit on you!"
>>687484752
I feel ashamed to visit the same site as that weeb
I shall proceed to the next meme realm, le 9fag realm
>>687493031
Neither is standing on a platform pretending to be somebody else for others entertainment dumb dumb.
>>687492987
Why is everything written in English automatically American?
>>687492989
None were jumped to.I would know If i were doing it. His was of seeing was dreary and depressing so I made it better. Stop trying.
>>687492837
>>687493172
You called out 3 posts and tried to label the posters as Ruski, Nazi or Murican. Based on nothing than that single post. Sounds like jumping to conclusions to me.
Do you want to keep at this or are you going to keep pretending that you never said what you said?
>>687493145
A family photo and a play are different. Photos were already around so anyone with half a nut could figure out to stand together.
>>687493107
>Calling a chick "beautiful" is what retards do.
>Refers to women as "chicks."
>Expert on hitting on women
l-o-l
Still, if it was a sexy man saying the exact same thing, she would be more open to the idea, even if he did it awkwardly.
>>687478719
>7478719
>Enem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc
>>687493385
Hitler was a nazi.
I'm probably right about the ruski.
Murican is an insult to me.
>>687493385
>>687493614
both of you are retarded and jumping to conclusions.
kill yourselves.
>>687493483
>Dick pics are not an invention
Heresy.
>People already knew how to write and tell stories, you'd have to be an idiot not to put the two together.
>>687493614
Keep digging that hole. You're good at defeating yourself, honestly.
>>687493718
Be cool elsewhere
>>687493107
You're retarded.
>>687489999
checked m'lord
>>687493816
I can dig all day and only those outside the hole can feel the cringe.
>>687493564
I'm talking informally on 4chan to an idiot. It doesn't matter what language I use here.
You, on the other hand, think calling your co-workers "Beautiful" even if they told you to stop is a nice thing to say and will totally get you into their pants.
But perma-virgins on here like you and this guy >>687493823
think that clumsy compliments on someone's looks are effective because you don't know how to talk to women and rather than learning you get butthurt when people tell you you suck at it.
>>687489744
>cuckhold
>>687491146
Mercedes?
>>687493794
But it took some creativity to want to turn those stories into a pseudo-reality
>>687489844
kek
>>687494041
I don't think that at all, and despite the context, it's still reflective of your real world adequacy, unless you're just trolling, but judging by your hastiness to insult me for no reason, you are not, and are genuinely invested in this conversation to the point of being a faggot.
Either way, the level of creepiness is all dependent on how physically attractive the opposite sex is. He can say whatever he wants, even disclose phobias or fetishes that most would find pathetic or creepy as cute or kinky. That's what I'm saying, and being complimented on physical appearance is very effective at at least getting to know them on a superficial level, if you have the restraint to refrain from prodding them with an iron for a reasonable time.
I would know, because I get hit on a fair bit by women, most of them average or below, but bless them for having the confidence to do so.
I do not call them a creep because I am not a cunt.
>>687494112
It took some creativity to make a dick look like a thumb.
>>687484716
>could have disarmed him
If you wanted to get shot
>I'm only partially weapon trained
Nope.jpg
>>687494756
True
>>687484716
>ignorant self-proclaimed sjw
welcome to The Problem
>>687487989
>>This is all normal
>>687493151
Technically speaking is should be called U.S English
This thread made me feel better
>>687496022
This.
>>687496137
What? Whats wrong with what I said?
Hunter Higginbotham is total cringe I swear like wow such a faggot amirite /b/ros?
>>687486324
He's a big guy.
>>687493151
I'm describing myself as an American HS teacher, not the post I was commenting upon.
>>687496795
For you.
>>687489744
>/pol/
>most popular board
Keep lying to yourselves, stormfags.
>>687481279
Was that by the guy who still fawns over this girl from high school and peeps told him not to send her that song cause it's creepy?
Didn't see the actual song.
Oh, shit.
>>687489744
Oh damn, good to read I learned something
>>687486501
the chair one is good
top zozzle
>>687485092
thanks educated internet user
here's your gold star
>>687486662
This is the ultimate final boss
Also, chek'um
>>687497480
Oh wow.
>>687487989
I'm 29. Suffer from clinical depression for years. Yeah, I guess this isn't really a thing. Oh well
>>687499116
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>>687483807
That's sweet.
Not cringe, you monster.
>>687486184
please, just stop posting here.
>>687487989
>sure kiddo
confirmed teenfag
>>687500170
>I say from having some imaginary social prowess that I use to substantiate my authority on what constitutes embarrassing scenarios.
Kill yourself, for the good of all of us.
>>687491166
>implying feelsgoodman isn't a variant of feelsbadman
>>687485229
look again at what he's wearing....looks like a peado magician. Dont tell me you've fallen so far down the hole that you think it looks good? He isnt ugly so its not as bad as it could be..
>>687491967
>>687498663
>>687486411
dude, trust me. it's better to fap than to have sex with most women out there.
>>687487623
What the fuck does "Glomps" even mean
>>687489844
my fuckin sides
>>687498663
Kekd at that image
>>687483963
Krieger?!
>>687484027
Lost it here
>>687482641
>Nobody commenting on the font
>>687489744
Not that bad. I enjoyed their entry on Fags.
>>687479964
Wouldn't the math dictate that if women make less money and therefore their money is less valuable, they should be paying $1.23 for an equal product?
/Cringey B/ Whatsapp
>>687501090
>>687480256
that last fucking guy! btw sauce?
>>687493159
I'm starting to recognise the cringe from thumbnails
>>687503182
That's a guy, isn't it
>>687492465
I think he sent it on purpose just to say wrong person just so she would be baited into conversation
>>687484716
.......and after that I would have pressed up to pull out my smart phone to save the game, and turn off the console. For real though, I would have paid top dollar to see this.I love when women forget they are women and try to act like men only to get fucked up.top kek.
>>687484027
fucking lost
>>687503399
More than likely
>>687492492
No.
I refuse to believe that Tumblr is that excessively cancerous.
I want to have a little faith in them still.
>>687501424
Shitty anime talk to tackle and hug
It works with little girls since if they tackle you they won't even phase you. You would still be standing.
A grown fucking man can't gloom someone without dropping them
>>687503639
>>687489644
Ive seen this before,its the syndrome.Cannot be cured, death is the only answer.
>>687482641
> Educate yourself
That's so asian
>>687492400
Holy shite best joke ever anon
>>687482641
>Ranting about Asians being stereotyped
Seems like a pretty Asian thing to do.
Fucking white people.
>>687480256
>CharacterSelection.webm
>>687492706
Can you post more screenshots? And how come you haven't blocked him?
