Waifu Claim Thread
The rules are very copied:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Fuck you. Long dick style
>"I want to be an idol" edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNSHOiABiF8
>>687435160
>just like the rest
>>687435199
do dubs count?
>stupid fucking faggot robot fucking claimed
[INANE SCREAMING]
I'm out.
I'm not going to bed I'm just going to lay off of these until they fucking cool down a bit.
>You must wait longer before deleting your post.
Cirno claim again
>>687435435
It's okay, it's okay
Yeah, it's true, it only could upset people but then again I think that's what I would've done too if I'm leaving a community as big as this.
Still remain in contact with some friends and ignore the rest who I was annoyed with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0PvZGVPiJU
>>687435441
Did I really choose a typical wife?
>>687435441
>no jenny
>>687435441
Is that an updated one?
>Voice of a slut
I actually very much enjoy my waifus voice.
>>687435210
http://www.androidappsgame.com/the-idolmaster-cinderella-girls-starlight-stage
Enjoy your moon runes!
>>687435435
RIP
C'mon, it's been 3 days I've been doin this Karen!
>>687435556
What fucking baka stole my quads?!
Superior autism claimed.
>>687435615
Unlike most namefags, I don't turn my shit off when I go into other threads. Don't see the point.
>>687435681
Oops, forgot to quote
>>687435555
I love her
>>687435630
It's okay, Jenny, I'm not their either.
>>687435441
>autism
>>687435719
Uhhhh...
>pic related
>>687435766
we are the few pure waifu. we must bathe in this honor
>>687435441
i win im not on there
>>687435832
yeah well that was some motherfucking baka who stole your quads
>>687435899
No you don't, I'm also not on there
>>687435556
>one off
Hey Cirno
>>687435406
Alright, seeya for now.
>>687435346
>implying I would sell Karen's innocence for just dubs
>>687435766
>>687435899
>>687435892
rejoice
>best idol team
>guess who
>not 2d
>idgaf
>>687435441
>Kyouko, selfish vulgar zombie
Wut? Whoever wrote this has to watch the anime again.
>Konata, fat neckbeard in a loli body
Isn't that why she is awesome?
>>687436066
chef bro
>>687436066
the blonde one?
>>687436039
>implying dubs aren't valuable
I'm out. Goodnight. Maybe I'll cry myself to sleep tonight.
>>687435441
>Haughty animal abuser
>As if /b/ didn't
/b/ Space Program, /b/ro, you heard of it?
>>687436068
She's a vidya, most of us don't care.
As long as they're not 3D.
>>687436039
Why am I rejoicing
>>687435441
>trigger warning
>smelly emo
>nerdy plotdevice
>teasing alien ice queen bitch
no problem
>ungrateful violent bitch that hangs toilet paper the wrong way around
she just has to learn how hang tp
>incompetent grade-a retard
that's where i'm aiming
>fat neckbeard in loli body
jackpot!
also having only sakaki from azumanga? where's tomo or kaori?
and only yuuko from nichijou? I'd like me some mio, mai, nano
>>687436246
I did. And it's fucking awesome
>>687436243
Goodnight Squid!
>>687436039
I see no Rory there.
>>687436127
Indeed. Finally home, fed and no longer salty.
>>687436195
>tuka a shit
>>687436243
tears are soft
night
>>687436250
I was hoping you could tell me, bun
>>687436407
tough day at work? gotta earn your keep bro
Is there a dish that's really shitty to make?
>>687436407
You turn salty when hungry?
And heya Rory
>>687436250
I want to be chinned
>>687436547
I haven't rejoiced in Forever.
What is happiness.
>>687436243
Night Ika, try and feel better. I'll start hammering my mechanic to get to work on the bike so I can bring it up soon.
>>687436569
>you turn salty when hungry?
I mean doesn't everyone?
>>687436407
>tuka a shit
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW
>>687436243
gnight squid friend
wish you warm dreams of you and your beauty ika
>shiro
>>687436734
Tenryuu doesn't turn salty. Tenryuu is already salty
>>687436711
just chin me bunny
also where is velvet from?
Good morning everyone
>>687436547
Just decided to give my offsider a day off and work a full day. Turns out we really needed hin when 25 people walk in and all want food
>>687436569
See above for saltiness.
>>687436772
>tuka a mindfucked shit who is literally a 15 year old inhabiting an adult body
>SHE SLEEPS NAKED WITH HER FATHER
Tuka a shit.
>>687436900
Velvet is from RWBY. First season was meh on visuals, story figbts and music were good. Then Rooster Teeth got good at anination and next 2 seasons were great.
>>687436569
Who doesnt?
>>687436900
This makes me happy, means people won't steal my waifu. Ever.
>>687437022
>damn I cant spell at all tonight
>>687437022
RIP Monty Oum.
>>687436987
>Britfag Maki Claimed
>>687437022
What's an offsider? Also answer the other question desu
>>687437081
>people won't steal my waifu
>will never know this feel
>>687436987
Morning~
>>687437022
oh
ouch
>>687437042
Tenryuu
>>687437022
>sleeps naked with her father
Alternate Earth plus they're Elves so nature and shit= naked is okay and not sexual in and of itself.
>mindfucked
Yeah seeing your dad die is pretty fucking mentally traumatizing, I know from firsthand experience.
Claimed
>>687437215
arigatou desu
>>687437284
Hello Chara~
>>687436987
Morning Brit Maki!
>>687437368
Morning to you as well Mavis.
Yeah there's no way I'm gonna be able to go to sleep just yet.
>>687437438
Hello Hello
Hope your day is going fine or your morning
>>687437571
>>>/vg/144181157
calling all skeletons
i request backup
>not shiro
>>687437591
lol what happened?
Back from work, whats going on up in here
Also claimed
>>687437213
RIP Monty.
>loved the tribute at the start of S3
>>687437215
Pad Thai. So many components that need the whole kitchen to put together and are unique to it.
>>687437345
She still has the mind of a 15 year old in an adult body. Sure, the potential is there, but so far she's done 1 thing of note that couldnt be done by Lelei or Rory.
she is life
>>687437691
Too much on my mind.
>>687437671
guys this seems pretty important you should help him
>>687437719
>short skirt,
>cleavage
>belly button showing
>high heels
shit tier slut waifu
>>687437704
hi hi, mugen
>>687437710
Pad Thai sounds tasty though, what's in it?
>>687437814
I can talk to you about it or try to get your mind off it, desu, which would you prefer?
>>687437710
>the mind of a 15 year old in an adult body
That's because 150 years for an elf is about 15 years for a human. Cmon dude they literally explain that in the show.
>>687435441
>mami is too head strong
I see what you did there
>Marisa "permanently borrows your stuff"
lmfao
I always said I was actually like her, but couldn't keep up with her.
But I once sat in a funeral parlour and legitimately was stealing tissues for about an hour. I walked out and my pocket was full; didn't know why, either. I was stealing tissues without even knowing it
>Misaki Mei; smelly emo
Dude, nah, Mei is cool
>Misaka; generic pettanko tsundere Pikachu 101
Misaka is so fucking cool though
>Rikka Takanashi; Autist with no depth perception
Eh, but Chuuni's are best.
Megumin, for example*
>Reimu; genocidal tyrannical armpit whore
Who I will be cosplaying
>???; Tanoshii infected cheater
Fun-infected? Fuck is that?
>Rin; Reverse trap with no personality
But, Rin is best vocaloid
*Surprised Megumin wasn't included in this
You guys can't be serious with all these shit tier waifus...
>>687437976
Yo yo, what did i miss while i was gone?
>>687438224
usual drama desu, usual greetings, some memes posted, some people talked, akiko talking shit about me as usual
What did we miss when you weren't here? What did you do?
>>687438318
You missed Brazil yesterday.
>>687438090
You're waifu a shit.
>>687437976
I just need to play some vidya or something to get my mind off it, just keep being you man.
>>687438407
Are you fucking serious?
>>687438318
Sounds like i missed all the fun. Nothing interesting happened at work. Drunk regulars came in, high regulars came in, stocked some stuff and called it a shift.
>>687438090
I'm gonna cut up your shit waifu and put it in a hamburger like the fucking tomato she is
>>687438590
Where do you work again, desu?
>>687438457
Okidokes, moo. Have fun. Being me is what I'm good at.
>>687438502
Yes, and apparently he won't claim Karen anymore.
>>687438672
lol, stfu autistic underfag
>>687438684
Over night at a gas station, its pretty ok. I usually just listen to music or talk with the regulars
Firekeeper best waifu.
>>687438709
Homura are you being for real right now?
I swear if it's you and kyouko doing the thing again
I swear if you're going to tell me he's claiming ayaya so we can be best buds
I'm going to be mildly displeased for several moments then get over it.
Really though give me the details desu, I never got to talk to him.
>>687438844
That sounds like a very comfy job, do you enjoy it there? Do you live well?
>>687437976
Pretty much, our version of it is sweet and sour seafood, chicken and egg noodles. Vietnamese style.
>>687438003
I know that. She went through a lot, but Lelei is infinitely the better waifu than Tuka as is.
>15 years and Lelei is more accomplished than 45 year old wizards and the damn Emperor.
>>687438090
>obvious bait
>enjoy your shit/10 tier waifu
Nichijou is probably the best anime ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kteaEUIOcKw
>>687438819
make me u lil shit
>>687438970
Emi! How are you!?
>>687438901
Well the job is ok. I get paid little to do little at the end of the day. I get by, been looking for something that pays more for a while but ive got no calls
>Loud obnoxious and possibly drunk group of black people outside the building
Sometimes, this fucking job...
>>687438970
Yo Emi!
How's life going?
And yes, Nichijou is pretty darn good
>>687438901
>I swear if it's you and kyouko doing the thing again
Weren't you the one doing that to Kagami and such... But yea I'm serious, and no his new waifu wasn't from Kinmoza, apparently he doesn't want to claim lolis anymore.
I don't remember the name of his new waifu or even the series where it's from but apparently it's some kind of tsundere that isn't really a tsundere, she accepts her feelings but can't show them properly.
Yea I guess with a vague description like this you will never guess who it is, all his filenames started with 'screen' and were screencaps of the manga taken from a phone.
I told him you wanted to meet him and he said it was a shame that you never had the chance.
>>687438856
Well I mean you're not wrong.
>>687438914
Yeah but I mean that's like saying "hey you know Dr. Strange, the guy with SUPER POWERS, yeah he's totally fucking stronger than this regular man"
>Barry
>>687439084
I'm good, more or less. I haven't slept much and my throat hurts a little, but I'll get better.
I'm watching Nichijou rn, this shit is GOLD. How are you, the one and only Karen?
>>687439224
Not too good. I have exams in a few days, I have the flu and I can't even sleep beacause of it.
Thank god I have animu.
How you doing Chara? I haven't been in morning threads for quite some time.
>>687439164
Ehm, it does, as people say, pay the bills, yes?
Do you ever bring your phone and post from there?
What hobbies do you have?
>>687439219
What job is that, desu?
>>687438914
>I want some fucking thai right now
Rory I want you to cook for me someday
>>687439284
Thank you so much homu! You are best!
I'll see him someday then.
Also why do you and other people call the anime kinmoza? I've never heard it before. Just shortening it or..?
>>687439436
Same here, been visiting morning threads since uhm... yesterday
uh, exams sounds stressfull, hope you're doing fine! And maybe get some nice good nights rest.
>Thank god I have animu
Aww yiss animu
I still have to watch the whole nichijou anime. Stopped somewhere around episode 10 or so
>>687439448
Security. So I'm the one that had to go out and tell all 8 or so of them that they had to leave. I may be tall, but I'm still a skelton, it was nerve wracking.
sorry for suddenly disappearing . I'm off to play vidya
>"sotheny" if anyone wants to join me in Guns of Icarus
>>687439354
>Tuka is more powerful with more potential than Lelei
>Lelei pushed herself to learn Japanese, driving and how firearms work faster than any human from the regular world
>Tuka would be Dr Strange in your analogy
Someone's getting fired up.
>>687439448
You cone to Australia and I will. No way am I going to Lebanon. Ill probably end up showing someone the soles of my feet before walking out of the airport.
>>687439436
>the one and only Karen
>mfw this is finally true now
Nichijou is the shit! Hilarious show. Did you take cough medicine for your throat? (or whatever they call it desu)
How're the runs going?
>>687439448
Kinda yea, no but that would be a really smart thing to do. I gotta get some more mugen on my phone.
Same as most people - Play games, listen to music, watch some anime a buddy recommends, the usual.
>>687439448
Shortening as presented by MyAnimeList, I haven't even watched it yet.
>>687439436
Here's a huge folder of 900+ emi pictures.
Also this >>>/c/2651703
>>687440035
forgot link https://mega.nz/#F!U41ghA7K!QYphggaZWwUhvzd_l3JoNw
>>687439655
That's pretty brave dude, thank god you didn't get jumped by eight fucking niggers holy crap I would have shit myself in your position.
Where is your waifu from? What's her name?
>>687439683
>Ill probably end up showing someone the soles of my feet before walking out of the airport.
?????
>
>>687439844
I mean be specific desu! What games? What bands? What kind of music?
What animes besides samaloo shampoo?
>>687439896
ah okidokes
>>687439683
I mean technically Galactus has more natural power than Strange but Strange still kicked his shit in like it was easy mode. Tuka has more natural ability due to her elven spirit shit yes, but Lelei is much more naturally talented. she has less raw power but knows how to use it better because she's just a genius. A very robotic tranquil genius, that's why I don't find her good waifu material. Great character, shitty waifu. Tuka on the other hand has been through the ringer and just wants to be loved essentially, which is why she's better waifu material but not as strong a character. Also physical appearance.
>>687440380
>lewd megu
>>687440094
I have my long legs for something, if they tried I'd have ran faster than any of them could imagine.
IDOLM@STER, her name is Makoto. Best idol from the series in my books!
I can't tell if waifu shit is ironic joking or actual autism.
>>687440176
this is interesting, maybe I should get some Popcorn ready for this waifu war
>>687440514
Both. Definitely both.
>>687440380
Keep your clothes on.
>>687440094
Alright alright. Usually i just find solid games i can no life rather than a few small ones. Right now overwatch is gonna be my drug.
Anything thats not country, but i love rap the most id have to say. I used to think it was dumb but when i heard some real rap (i know everyone uses that line) i got hooked.
Just finished nichijou, 11/10, started watching hunter x hunter because a friend loves it to death (it sucks so far rip)
What about you?
>>687440514
But I can tell you just came here to post this image and getting some (you) s
/waifu/ is just an avatarfagging circlejerk... so I guess >>687440599 is pretty accurate
>>687435338
Claimed
>>687440514
Self hating cucks. Everyone calls it a circlejerk, yet ironically they never leave.
>>687440094
>Leb is a muslim country
>what is a grave insult in Islam involving feet
>>687440176
Did you even see Lelei vs the fire dragon? How's that for emotion?
>natural ability = natural talent
You're just giving me ammo here.
Tuka doesn't want to be loved, she just wants a father figure. Something that Itami can't really give her due to the fact that he'll die before she matures. She's been through as much of a ringer as Lelei, if you read the manga, and Lelei still cones out as the better waifu simply due to her tendency to be thoughtful and patient.
>given it takes slaughtering a quarter of her villagers to anger her
Its still not Dr Strange vs Galactus. Its Captain America vs Galactus. Thats the gulf seperating the raw magical power that Tuka can call on versus the very feeble amount that Lelei can call on. Lelei just pushed herself to learn everything she can to the point of exhaustion, even acting as a translator for the DIET. What did Tuka do? Be an elf. Literally, that was her character development through the first season. Second season she came to terms with her fathers death, and rather than mourn and pass on, she attached harder to Itami.
TL:DR - Lelei made herself better than Tuka. Tuka a shit
>>687440651
Hunter x Hunter gets good after episode 50 then stays awesome for about 100 episodes then slowly decreases like dragon ball
With real rap do you mean the rap that has some actual meaning in it or the rap that goes "nigger nigger nigger nigger"?
>>687439650
>been visiting morning threads since uhm... yesterday
I'll come here more often, the morning shift feels different.
>And maybe get some nice good nights rest.
Easier said than done, my sleep schedule is fucked, the flu wakes me up before dawn with fever and pain everywhere. Studying while sick is the fucking worst. And I have to study biology, which includes infections and the immune system. Life is laughing at me.
>I still have to watch the whole nichijou anime. Stopped somewhere around episode 10 or so
You are missing out fam, shit's hilarious.
>>687439692
Your waifu is now yours and only yours, congrats!
>Did you take cough medicine for your throat?
I'm taking two different pills, ibuprofen 600mg and paracetamol 1g.
>How're the runs going?
Now that I have to study... I can't run. I even had to solve some paperwork stuff and I didn't have the time to train... Fucking bureaucracy.
>>687440035
I have that folder, I met some time ago the anon who uploaded it. Thanks anyway Shiro! I really appreciate it! <3
>Emi Ibarazaki thread #4
I left the /c/ thread at #3... I met the first thread's OP and encouraged him to make more threads... He was pretty much the only one consistently posting until I went there. I think he was the anon with the 900 pics folder, such a great person...
Sorry, the feels are coming out kek
Sup
>>687440886
You saying this isn't good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyCTZ8c-trc
or this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSC9Gw-Qvw0
>>687440705
What is that poorly drawn shit? Your waifus? I make better ones when I wipe my ass.
>>687440888
Hola bestbro!
>Nice trips
How you doing this morning?
>>687440514
please kill me
>>687440651
Dude! HunterXHunter is the shit, it's REALLY slow at first but it ends up picking up really fast.
If I didn't pick Karen I would have picked Leorio or Gintoki from gintama. Ehm, as for me you can ask what you want, specifics I mean. I'll answer as well as I can because I go blank mid-sentence a lot.
>>687440503
Oh, you're fake girl desu
Don't notice your pictures very well desu
>>687440858
>Leb is a muslim country
oh wow I didn't know people thought this desu
Lebanon is far from the classic muslim country. There's churches everywhere as well as mosques, women dress in ripped jeans, yoga pants, etc. There's very little covered women and it's a lot different than most other countries.
>>687441131
>ibuprofen 600mg and paracetamol 1g
big words, desu. Does this mean it's serious? You k?
Hopefully you get the time to run though.
>>687440886
I just finished greed island and it was pretty coolio, everything before that was pretty eh.
Either it has a good meaning behind it or the flow is just amazing. For me mainly its just a respect for the craft and how clever people can be.
>>687440822
Alright
>>687441335
Leorio was also close for me, but i just didnt see him enough. In that case hit me with them music interests first.
>>687441335
The fact you couldn't tell should count for something!
>>687441288
Haven't slept yet so that should tell you something, probably not gonna sleep tonight either.
>>687441131
It really does feel different. Like... hmm... more talking with different anons. And it's slow so you can read everything
>Easier said than done
Yeah, I believe you. Had that once where it felt like something was cutting me apart while trying to sleep
>I'm missing out
I know, can't motivate myself for it though
>>687441250
>Your waifu a shit
>literally
get out you dreck
>>687441237
yes
I don't like it
>>687441396
Fair enough. I just dislike vulgar language in general
>which is funny since I learned english from the internet so I'm cursing way more than good
In my native language I don't curse nearly as much as in english
>>687441131
No problem, only know about it cause recently started playing Katawa Shoujo and absolutely loved Emi's route. I actually now go running because of it. Sadly can only go for about two miles cause only been doing it for four days, but always striving to go longer.
>>687441603
Well, I don't share your opinion, but that's solely your opinion. Wait a second, I'm on /b/. Nigger nigger jew faggot something cuck.
>Shiro
>power goes out
>you lost your last ranked play game due to a disconnect
>type incessant babbling
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam.
I CANT WIN, I JUST CANT WIN
>person calls
>hello why haven't you installed my curtains yet?
THEYVE BEEN PRINTING THE WRONG NUMBER ON THEIR CARD FOR THE LAST SIX YEARS GOD DAMN CURTAIN COMPANY
>>687441603
Gotcha, rap is really diverse nowadays because people realised the generic formula is dumb. There is a decent amount of cursing but you might find something. Whats your native language?
>>687441759
What game?
>>687441759
>>687441917
RIP in Pepperonis.
>>687441720
Thank you for your understa- wait, no screw you fucking faggot you illiterate shit can only listen to motherfucking trash that doesn't even use a thousandths of the motherfriggin english vocabulary
>>687441759
>>687441917
Karen is having a bad day it seems. Need some chocolate?
>>687442002
Yup, true, found Raujika, sadly his songs range from vocaloid made ones to only soundtracks to rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eovx3A_7kHU
My native language is the THIRD REICH... I meant German
>>687441534
Ehm. Yes? No?
idk lol
>>687441513
I enjoy most music desu, I like rap with that kind of double meaning like Eminem or a nice flow. My favourite though is some metal/rock like system of a down(inb4 edgy teen band) or tenacious D.
>>687442002
Hearhstone desu, It's the only thing I can play with this net but I forgot about the power outage
It happens every day at 10 AM, 2 PM, 6PM and 12 AM
>>687442024
reminded me of the salami flavoured bread bites I was eating yesterday
strange food, tbh
>>687442133
Chocolate makes my teeth chatter desu, give me a pickled jalapeno instead!
>>687442179
sick vibes, shiro, ty again.
>Karen
i dont have enough time to wank ;(
>>687442270
>mugi's fucking problems
>>687442174
I don't think I have those... but wait, let me look.
>rummaging in the distance
Sorry, no pickled Jalapenos.
>>687442270
You just don't wank fast enough
GOTTA WANK FAST
>captcha road sign picking
>it's a speed limit
>>687442174
Salami flavored bread bites... well, it's not the weirdest thing I've heard of.
>>687441335
>Does this mean it's serious? You k?
This tuesday I woke up at 5 am with >38.5ÂșC fever, shivering, joint pain and difficulty swallowing even my own saliva.
I do not want to feel like that again. I'll take some the pills I need to keep my body under control.
>I stopped running and I got sick
It has to be related!
>>687441544
Bestbro, no sleep = no gainz.
Get some rest, staying up won't solve any problem, it will make you feel worse.
>>687441603
>more talking with different anons
Exactly, it might be more comfy
>Had that once where it felt like something was cutting me apart while trying to sleep
>pic of Chara with a knife
Funny. Probably unintentional, but still funny.
>I know, can't motivate myself for it though
It happens.
>>687441629
Two miles is already quite good. As a beginner, you'll notice improvement really fast. If you don't mind, keep me updated on your progress!
>Emi's route
I can't really say anything about it, I'm obviously biased, but... It's awesome. She is the only girl who makes sure Hisao tries to get healthier and not die at 20.
>>687441917
Find their real number and inform them.
>>687442270
I thought everyone had a certain 'go-to' video in case they need to do it fast.
>>687442133
This is pretty nice, im gonna be nosy for a bit. I wish i was fluent in the third reich. Ill see if rosetta stone has got it.
>>687442174
>Everyone tried to kill the metal, but they failed
I got you, i love me some hearthstone. I got into the beta but fell of after a while, then i recently got back into it.
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