Waifu Claim Thread
The rules are very copied:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Fuck you. Long dick style
>Fortune telling edition
still here
You will be missed.
When I dip you dip I dip
Azusa Nakano Claimed
I know my fortune
>fuck customers tomorrow, I have lrep and cleaning to do
Claim...
>>687420749
I get bored.
Seeing the same people act the same way, I like to be a "stressor". People's reactions intrigue me. It has to do with my own lack of understanding of emotions and the crawling darkness in the back of my head whispering and sometimes screaming that I'm just a fake and that I don't know who I really am.
>also it's funny
"Sorry I tried to take your beef jerky"
Chisame Nakano claimed.
She's been in one episode so far but I've already waifu'd her.
>>687420856
I read Aizawa's post in this voice
https://youtu.be/KSCkbSNpR6o?t=3m3s
>>687420679
Good! I'll be waiting
>>687420937
Man.. That sucks. You know what they say, the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb
>>687420991
I did absolutely nothing interesting today~
>>687420872
Sometimes
>>687421237
Well good luck with tomorrow, seriously.
>>687420856
Damn, that sucks. You gunna make it through?
>>687420937
I know how you feel. I get the ass end when it comes to my family on just about everything. I'm living in a small corner of the garage and get bitched out about not doing day time chores (yard work and the like) despite the fact I have a night time schedule to keep. The best thing you can do is just keep tabs on who's your "family", and who's your family. If that makes any sense.
Also, to everyone, yes this thread edition is essentially me saying I'll do tarot readings for anyone that's wants some. Just for this thread though, okay?
Milinda claim
>>687420772
kek I've never done rapids but that shit does look fun. I've done a lot of rivers and a few lakes.
>>687420991
The one who is tied up at the end? I never would have guessed. kek
>>687421270
Top fucking kek Shinoa.
>>687421320
Might take some pics out on the water tomorrow. I will post some for ya.
>>687421270
Toppest of keks.
>>687419788
Oh yeah in that case fuck it, might as well chill. Stilling working on those practices?
>>687419885
Oh you.
>>687420154
He didn't finish it did he?
>>687420358
FUCK
>>687420381
Hell yeah, just think of how great it'll look now. If not that how about a remastered Battlefront 2 ::^)
Kill me, it's never going to happen is it? :(
>Best idol claimed
>>687421466
Posting for the tarot reading.
>>687418421
sorry i was late responding, btw kinect is sht.
i was watching boku no pico, i have to finish all 3episodes as a dare
>>687421264
oh well i think i see where you are coming from and im sorry that you think that. I feel that way because i wont live up to expectations so i get nervous and i am undeserving of such things as adoration
Claiming Uraraka Ochako
>>687420917
Boku no literally means "My" but I can see where the bias comes from. In that case, she's from My Hero Academia.
>>687421468
It's like being on a roller coaster, except your life is in your own hands
Captcha was waffles.
>>687421466
I would like to have my tarot reading, thank you~
>>687421468
Thanks! I hope I'll be up to see it
>>687421551
YES
>>687421320
Ugh thats like 70% of my days the summer it kind of picks up cuz my friends are back. OH my friend decided to drop out of college. Not a good idea but I mean he can do what he likes I guess
>>687421468
Really I feel like that would be the first guess actually haha, when we finish the next one I will show you guys
>>687421551
Nahhhh the waitress didnt even ask if he wanted a box she cam over with a box and gave him the smug smile we both just died laughing
>>687421319
>A loli on a CBR1000RR
Anon please, she's going to flip that bike in a heartbeat.
>>687421551
The lessons? I have to, but that's all on the desktop. I never transferred it all over to the external. I'm 78% sure my laptop wouldn't handle the emulator well.
>>687421568
Ask your question, unless you just want a general future reading!
>Yes and No questions are doable, but very basic
>To keep myself from getting swarmed like my own threads, one question per waifu.
>Makoto
>>687421466
I wont need luck, Im closing the kitchen early to do the cleaning. Its more the hours Im working. 7-5 sucks.
I will take a reading though.
>>687421828
General future read, I guess. Also forgot pic.
Akiko claimed
In overwatch with Karen whom is a shit healer
>>687421634
>as a dare.
You don't have to lie.
>>687421711
Compliments feel entirely awkward to me now. Im sure it's just because I have absolutely no idea how a normal person feels or if I'm not normal. It's very confusing!
>yay
>>687421817
General reading is fine.
>>687421809
Well I dropped out of college. Mainly because most of my classes were pro-feminist ones. I don't like to be "educated" with bullshit kek
But I'm going to a military college next year so it's alright I guess
>>687422026
Now you miss the dedicated heal-slut, don't you~
>>687421320
I've... Actually never heard that before. But I guess it makes sense.
>>687421466
Yeah, I've already done that. I have to do my brothers chores and mine sometimes because they don't respect my mom as much as I do. I'm the only one of us that actually has a job too. So I do mine + theirs + my job which is overnight schedule. And they can't even cook for themselves. Well one can but waits for my mom to cook.
>>687421551
Hehe
>I fucking love that outfit
>And you call me the princess... <3
>>687421767
kek and the chances of dying are significantly higher...
>>687421793
I will wait for you to be on to post, no worries friend!
>>687421809
Haha nope! You should! I would love to see it!
>>687421468
>>687421551 #
The finest apology gift ever. It seems you two are the ones that replied. Or is it fate? Hmmm?~~
>
Dude a remastered battlefront two is what we needed. I'll pay $60 like a happy stoner buying a box of thin mints for $20
>>687421817
Chisame is fine, man! She's been racing bikes her whole life.
She only rides a NSF100 so... She might flip it.
>>687422113
>>687422350
How did you get pass the captcha you
>robot
>>687422133
I thought it was a popular saying...
They're overloading ya with work! Imma be honest, I feel like most of your family are really shitty people in general
>>687422216
>nd you call me the princess
Well I do too :^)
Thank you! I'll probably be there in the afternoon
>>687422103
But see you actually have a plan, he doesnt have one he is just gonna work, and I mean I guess that is okay but the job he has is at the same place as me and he makes alot less than I do
>>687422216
Thats funny I feel like I am very obvious, big overweight white guy with long hair haha feels good to not be obvious. I will, its about finding ghosts. That is all you are gonna get out of me
>>687422100
i dont think ive had a compliment in forever so you know. I think you are rather interesting in a good way
Nothing beats my waifu you're all shit cunts
>>687421793
>The Empress - Upright
Your emotional and financial needs will be met. You are entering a time of peace and happiness!
>>687421828
>The Hermit - Upright
You need a time to retreat and relax in solitude. Maybe take a trip and travel somewhere.
>>687422100
>The Hanged Man - Reversed
You're hung up on something in your life. Stuck in a sense. You need to let go of any situations that are unsatisfactory.
>>687422133
How old are they? If they're old enough to get jobs for themselves, I'd straight out tell them until they get one, you're not doing ANY chores or favors for them. And if they have a problem with it they can fuck off.
>>687422419
Is that who showed up in the latest episode? I haven't been keeping up on anything this season since week 5.
>>687421793
NO
O
>>687421809
Damnnn. Haha, this must of happened a few times then.
>>687421817
Kek, my bad getting it confused with my game. Eh fair enough, 78 is a pretty high number.
>>687422216
Of course I do, you're wonderful.
>>687422350
>Or is it fate
Who knows~
Kek, that analogy. I know right? It's the same with Infinity Ward. Remaster MW2 and you can break the fucking bank.
>>687422649
Lel, this is new.
>>687423042
Ill try as soon as I can to relax. Not gonna happen anytime soon though.we may be quiet but in 2 weeks Im solo for 2 weeks.
>>687422724
I think I'm less interesting than everyone else. Everyone is special and has good traits or bad traits. These traits affect everyone everywhere all the time with very small things, a kid chews gum in school and spits it out on the sidewalk outside, which the principal steps on while walking the grounds, where he notices it at the mall, where he ducks to check his shoe as a ladder swings over his head!
>an extreme but possible case used simply as an example
I just kinda, am. So I force myself into doing things to others, so I see how they react, then I mimic them.
>love you
>>687422909
Shiro stahp
>>687423042
Sounds about right
>>687423089
Nah, the lessons are only on the PSP emulated one. I was gunna go play some of the Love Live one and further the story a bit, but I got side tracked by doing tarots you see...
>>687422476
Cause I am human!
>>687423089
Dude I want a remastered finest hour!
My right eye hurts and have a milky vision in it
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
.
No rikka as much as Iover you as a frenemy, I will not join the one eyed club!
>night bun!
>sweet kisses
>>687423393
Prove it!
>Show us your belly button!
>>687422630
Where are you from? I I might have heard the first part but definitely not the second part with the womb and all. My brothers are assholes. They have no respect for my mom and don't help her unless they benefit from it. One of my brothers calls her a bad mother and that shit pissed me off so hard I swear I wanted to do something. Honestly if I wasn't related to them I wouldn't want to know them.
>>687423042
They are older than me. I've told my mom to kick out everyone from the house if they aren't helping or at least supporting themselves, which they don't do, but she doesn't want to because she's worried about them being unable to take care of themselves.
>your cards sound JoJo related.
>>687422350
Kek maybe.
>>687422630
But your not allowed to. Only Maki can.
Sounds good! I think I will be back home around 4 US Central time.
>>687422649
kek
>>687422702
Sounds awesome! I look forward to it!
>>687423089
Awh. Thanks qt
>>687423301
Nice pantsu.
>>687423567
Jojo based stands off the cards
>>687423393
Perhaps you will rethink that in the morning frenemy, nah, its not for everyone, I hope you have sweet dreams!
>>687423089
It happens alot actually but its pretty funny when it does.
Like my frenemy I think I am gonna go to bed too. Have a great night guys! Goodnight my boat and goodnight to the soft couple! And to everyone else sleep tight and sweet dreams
>>687423393
I wish the same to you bro.
>>687423567
Germany if my memory serves me right.
>Shiro
>>687422216
Hmm...
>chances of dying from w-w rafting are 1 in 1,000,000
>chances of dying from 1 in 300,000,000
We can do this.
>>687423301
I really would recommend just hopping on and going somewhere on the bike when you're able. It'll do you wonders, I can tell.
>>687423312
The cards haven't failed me yet!
>>687423567
Then that's the best you can do. Cut them off from your own help, and watch as they really start faltering. They'll try to depend more on your mom. It'll suck for her, but sometimes parents need to realize that they can't baby their kids forever!
>Also, never seen JoJo. I do legit tarot!
>>687423915
Fuck yeah! Lets go hit the big shit! Gotta find a waterfall dropoff too!
>Milinda
>>687422909
i dont want a ship
>>687423312
i dont think ive heard of people doing that and i think it is a different way of thinking and love is a strong word
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HjLN1TA3bc
I should be sleeping..
>>687424087
Sharp rocks at the bottom?
>>687422702
Time for some Amatsu shitty wisdom sharing session!
I feel like as long as you make the correct income for the lifestyle you wanna have, then you're rich in my eyes~
Maybe your friend is rich, who know?
>>687423042
>You are entering a time of peace and happiness
wew lad, exactly what I need kek
Thanks for the reading!
>>687423089
YES
E
S
>>687423393
Goodnight lil' smug~
>>687423567
People keep saying "blood is thicker than water" but keep forgetting the other parts. That might be why you never heard of it
I'm from Canada~
Yeah, your brothers are fucking grade-A cumwastes
Hope you'll get out of there soon
>>687423707
Aww..
Too lazy to convert, I'll see ya tomorrow anyway kek
>>687423756
Goodnight!
>>687423856
Goodnight(?)
>>687423393
>Finest Hour
O shit forgot all about this one. Yes, that'd be amazing!
>That first level
Hope you feel better tomorrow man, sleep tight.
>>687423320
Ok now I can distinguish them. Nah keep those cards coming, they're interesting
>>687423707
Don't mention it.
>>687423756
It gets better and better every time
Sleep tight Rikka!
>>687424162
You should be grinding on Destiny.
.
>>687424250
If I grind in destiny, I wont be sleeping
>>687424201
Yup.
>>687424241
kek oh well. I will see you then.
>>687424250
If you insist <3
>>687424467
Bring it on
>>687424091
I don't like this way of thinking, it makes me doubt my own existence.
>maybe I'm crazy and just can't tell.
Is it a strong word? Some people say it so easily. It's hard to say some times though for others. When I say it it feels hollow, almost like greeting someone on the street, something that you need to say to keep up appearances.
>>687424162
You should be dreaming about me!
>>687424119
https://youtu.be/24Eh2-DZTgQ
>>687424035
Hard to do where I am right now.
>>687424241
My pleasure, glad you got a good reading!
>>687424250
Haha, I used to do threads every night here a few months back. But after they devolved into "Will I get laid?" and "Does she love me?" for the whole thread, for a week straight, I stopepd doing them. Yes and No questions are no fun because it's just drawing 3 cards to get a yes, no, maybe for each one.
>>687423714
And which cards are these? Where do they originate from?
>>687423757
Ah yeah, that does sound familiar
>familiar
>family
>you are my family
>>687424035
I'm not trying to kill my mom though, lately she's been realizing more that she's going to need to do it if they don't fix themselves.
>>687424241
Ah, that's sounds way more familiar to me now
>familiar
>family
>you are my family
They are older than me so they'll probably leave before I do, sadly. I can't even relate to them in the slightest. I do t do anything that they do other than the basic necessities of life.
>>687424601
Why dream when you're already here~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEf8yhhxr2g
>>687424731
Dreams don't have restrictions~
>>687424668
>>687424119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWxtaztExFc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpUbGYBJ2_4
>>687424848
That may be so~ But I'm not one to fall asleep so easily
>>687424598
>Reference game strong... kek
Alright everyone, Im off for the night. Gotta get some rest to Kayak tomorrow. Night all
>20/20 waifu claim
Just checking in. Won't be around for long. How is everyone?
>>687425020
What if you were sleeping next to me?
>>687424728
Just kinda try to drop her hints then, until she finally understands that she NEEDS to do it. I'm not super great with emotional stuff, so all I can really do is give you logical advice.
>>687425038
Night Milinda!
>>687425109
Pretty good, how about yourself?
>>687424882
https://youtu.be/b8HO6hba9ZE
https://youtu.be/QPntjTPWgKE
as soon as i start feeling better i fucking make my mom cry
why does this happen to me
>>687425163
That changes everything
>>687425109
Mirai! I was hoping you would show up soon!
Glad I didn't close my window out yet. Almost missed you. Thanks for checking in
>>687424162
no1curr
>>687425294
>p-panties~
>>687425410
Shouldnt you be dead?
>>687425038
>second!
And goodnight to you, fellow-thrillseeker
>>687425440
Only 4 u~
>>687424601
well i think you are real even if it doesnt mean that much. for others no but i would like to think so
Friendly reminder that Tracer is cancer
>>687425486
already ded inside
>>687424317
That's the point :^)
>>687424241
Is this the Phantom Pain we're supposed to experience?
>>687424467
But I do~
>>687424683
Oh really? Wonder if I ever stumbled in one by accident. Yeah that's the mindset of /b/ alright. Those seem easy enough.
>>687425109
Yo Mirai, things are ok over here. How about you?
>>687425218
I've been better. A lot better. Someone I don't know?
>>687425312
Mili! How are you, Love? I had just noticed you were leaving. Don't let me stop you if you're going to bed.
>
>>687425646
Next up, outside
>>687425675
Lol I have to get up by 8:30am to pick up my badge for con
>>687425531
>[Breathing intensifies]
>>687425582
I'd like to think so too. Thanks for validating my existence a little
>:3
>>687425646
How you holding up friend? Haven't seen you on here in a while, except for the occasional dropping in.
>>687424467
Yeah~
>>687424728
>you are my family
We are? :o
And sorry, I can't be of help, family problems aren't my forté. I tried to help my dad pull himself out of debt and this fucker decides to buy an ATV thingy. But at least it's fun...
>>687424884
I'll sleep soon too
>>687425675
Ah shiet, can't do any mgs reference because too sleepy
>>687425879
Goodness boy you didn't even blink
Works a pain
fuck the rain
still haven't played max payne
>jenny claim
Don't you just love that Neil deGrasse Tyson?
>>687425263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxNTNkbolAw
>>687425978
How can I blink with this view?~
>>687425824
I've been better. Scared to leave in a few days. Other than that, not too bad.
Don't worry about it, I would much rather catch up with you! Are you doing any better than last time we talked?
>>687425675
I can't really complain, I guess. Miss you guys. How've you been, shipmate?
>tfw was expecting Koko and Sanae, too, for some reason.
>>687425834
i'll just leave again then
>>687426115
True enough
>Best Ship
>>687426198
Goodness woman, cant take a joke
>>687425675
>Decide to try Beat in Angel
>Fail very quick
Yikes, that was a slap in the face. Maki pls, make game have less buttons!
>>687425824
Probably, I'm Makoto! Pleasure to meet ya!
>>687426040
Clever robot.
>>687425109
I'm alive, if that counts for anything.
>>687425218
I've already done that. I've told straight up before and even with subtle examples on why she should. I think she's scared of something happening to them after they move out and that she'd blame herself for it.
>>687425255
Don't worry... It'll get better right?
Right?...
>>687425947
I don't think anyone wants family problems to be their forte. You've been of good help anyways. Thank you for that.
>>687426093
Fuck off Quail.
>>687426294
I'd hope.
>>687426294
She needs to accept the fact that if something happens to the, that they're grown adults and it's their own damn fault.
>>687426210
Keep going.
>p-please?
>>687426285
>a joke
implying you're joking
>>687426103
That was the only surprised Holstaur image I've got, this is the next closest.
>>687425879
id be happy to do more but im not sure what
>>687426475
Easy tiger, lets not make the thread too lewd
>>687426522
Now whos being the difficult one
>>687426294
Don't mention it cute squid
Sorry I couldn't be more helpful
And with that, I'll take my leave, goodnight everyone
>>687425834
And what time is it now?
>>687425947
Kek, I've run out of them so it's ok.
>>687426136
Likewise man, hope everything is going good. I've been ok, had a few bumps the last weekend but things are starting to look up.
Not sure about Sanae but Koko was here yesterday.
>>687426289
What difficulty?
Kek, just get good. Use those thumbs!
>>687426763
3:20am
>>687426289
>clever robot
I has a smart
>>687426135
I'll try and post quickly so that I don't keep you up. I'm not doing better, at all. But I missed you guys, so I wanted to say hello. Why are you still going all busted up?!
>>687426289
>Quality QT waifu
The pleasure is mine. I'm Mirai.
>>687426763
>redhead bespectacled beauty
>spits out coffee
My heart.
>>687424668
>>687424882
>Time for a good laugh and some feels all in the same video
>>687426605
Shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzMq5_thk4o
I feel like there's not enough bullshit happening right now.
>>687426643
Just being is great.
Reactions are great too.
>I wonder what sort of reaction I'll get from licking
>>687426676
Damn laws. I'll just have to find some lewd pictures of you elsewhere.
Welp. Hyper sleep intiatiated. Night all!
>>687426763
Normal ;~;
>I'm used to TTR, 3 lanes and I only used one hand. I was a fucking pro at that shit before I lost my ipod and learned they didn't have it on the store anymore and I couldn't download it again.
>>687426938
I think I've seen you around here actually, do you post in the mornings by any chance?
>>687427046
Then go find a farm!
>>687426676
>shrug
>>687427089
How naughty~
>>687426938
No need to rush friend. I will stay up all night if I have to, your worth it. Are you at least not worse? I missed you too. Im not that busted up anymore! I promise I will be careful!
Also, I finally finished Beyond the Boundary... Holy shit that last episode literally made me cry for hours...
claimed
>>687427213
Sigh, what troubles you?
>>687426381
I'm starting to realize my life is shit. Pure shit. I'm not doing to well in school, family sucks, I'll be broke soon enough. I have no future to look forward to. I hope it gets better someday...
>>687426468
That's a very good point right there. I'll be sure to tell her that. Thank you for that.
>>687426752
Don't worry, you helped me think some things through. Goodnight. Hopefully tomorrow is better than today, and it stays like that.
>>687426763
Sanae was here a couple days ago only to leave without a new date. Oh well
>>687427046
how should we make more than?
>>687427253
You don't want me being naughty?~
>>687427308
im bleeding.
>>687427046
hi spike
>>687427089
licking what?
>>687427457
But I've already fapped
>>687426752
Sleep tight Boss.
>>687426854
Ayy same timezone.
>>687426938
Haha, thought you might like that. Hope things turn around man
>>687427211
>Normal
Ahahahahahaha
But really if you're not used to the format or hand motions then that's understandable. Shiett bad luck.
>>687427325
Thanks for the protip.
>>687427553
The week is almost over
>>687427119
Good night yo!
>ika
>>687427325
Find a hobby and carry on with it. Only reason I don't have suicidal thoughts is because I run now.
>>687427653
O shit boi, what state?
>>687427742
Illinois.
>Maki
>>687427211
I used to post almost every hour of the day, with the Euros, Aussies, and the Americans. My frequency has dwindled, though.
>>687427271
You're way too sweet for your own good. No, I can't say I'm worse. I'm healing.
>be Mili
>car accident
>turns into a literal skeleton
>types on keyboard with skeleton hands
>"I'm fine, Mirai, really"
No. You need to stay home forever and post your cute waifu face for my viewing pleasure.
And did you? Then I can finally play the rest of my gifs. I didn't want to spoil it for you.
>
>>687427859
Ah damnit, Im way the fuck over at Dallas
>Yuno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gP8-eV3HgE
what
>tfw you will never travel the world on an adventure with your waifu
JUST KILL ME PLEASE
>>687427566
Everywhere~
>>687427583
I havent!
>leaving me alone like that
>>687426961
God this fucking video never gets old.
>>687427691
>it's only just begun
>>687427954
garmfeel
>>687427977
That was all the lewds in this folder!
>>687428055
Wew boy, this gon be a looooong week
>>687427952
>>687427859
>not living in nebraska
lel plebs
>>687428028
Kitty in general never gets old
>The description kills me though
>P.S. A word to the tards: I'm not dead yet, so keep your pants on.
>mfw
>>687427977
how about you just keep licking the lollipop
>>687427714
My hobbies are gaming and fapping. That is all. I hate my job and I don't look forward to it. I have nowhere to escape to because I can't leave my house because no car. If I do find a way to go with friends I usually spend more than $25 for a night. I just want to sleep whenever I want to. I'd sleep all day to let time fly.
>>687427653
No problem. I live to help others.
>>687428205
That shits so forgettable
>>687427948
Oh thank god. I was really worried about you. I hope you know that...
>Kek I really am okay. Just a little stressed out. This should help.
I will always post my cute waifu's face for you. I promise!
Yeah! I really enjoyed it though! Im gonna watch the movie tomorrow night!
>Milinda
>>687427952
Ayy lmao I may be down there this summer vising the fam. Don't know for sure though.
>>687428055
>garmfeel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk
>>687428205
>Living in the middle of nowhere
topkek.
>>687428320
You are a noble squid.
>Maki
>>687428387
You got a problem with Nebraska?
>Shiro
>>687427653
>Ahahahahahaha
1-1v1 me in Starlight Stage m8 ;~;
Ya, I was doing most songs n top difficulty on it and some of them I was even getting full combos on.
>Speaking of which, I went and did another song in SS, and just got a full 203 hit combo
>>687427325
Of course, I'd offer to help in other ways if I was able.
>>687427948
Mmmm, can't keep up something like that forever.
>>687427859
>Time to a plan trip
>>687428320
Actually, where do you live? California was the state I was looking for cars in, correct?
>>687428547
>>687428547
>>687428547
>>687428494
You got an excuse
>>687428495
WTF is even in Nebraska
>Yuno
