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Dick rate thread, heres me.
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>>687419004
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>>687419004
Jesus H. Christ, OP!! Did you stand next to a nuclear power plant as a child? That thing is a MONSTER!

10/10 - HUGE cock!
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>>687419156
same fag
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>>687419906
Not me.
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>>687419004
rate mine pls
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>>687419030
10/10 would suck dry
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Men are disgusting creatures
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Who wants to join my little dick gang?
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rate mate
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>>687420411
wow nice dick
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>>687421917
trash/10
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Rate, brahs.
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>>687422008
Thanks /b/ruh
yours is realy good
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>>687422160
do you PE?
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>>687421357
At least we don't dump a gallon of blood and lining from our body each month. Working in gynecology will make you love dick no matter your orientation.
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>>687422825

Assuming that stands for 'penis enlargement', no. Just a shower.

Should i post hard too?
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>>687422937
pls
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>>687423032
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>>687423032

What do you think?
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>>687424225
my god
is so fucking massive i just want to feel it inside of me
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>>687423032

More?
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>>687424362

Thanks, I grew it myself
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>>687424392
gimme moar please
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rate
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Mine
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Mine 1/2
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>>687419004
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Mine 2/2
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Mine
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>>687424392
would ride everyday
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Here you go
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>>687424913
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>>687420844
Why did you put a condom on?
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>>687426179
All sleeve, no meat
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>>687425812

cut your fingernails / 10
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Ladies form a queue thank you
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>>687425201
Yum.
What planet is it from?
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>>687424913

What do I get in return now?
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Rate
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>>687426465
Holy shit
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penis/penis
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>>687426767
You like?
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>>687421357
Women are worse. Deal with it, cunt.
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>>687426828
Im a guy
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>>687426594
>>687426465
>>687425566
Would let creampie me
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>>687426872
So?
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>>687426872
You like?
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>>687426594
Please tell me you're a midget. If you're above 180cm, I'd let you fuck my wife.
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>>687426465
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>>687426933
>>687426956
Yknow, that wasn't what i was expecting.
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>>687426465
I would let you fuck my girlfriend with that huge thing. I've always wanted to see her pussy ripped open by a guy with a huge cock. I'm just average, nothing to write home about. You Sir, and hung like a whale.
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Rate
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>>687427136
Post address. I can see you tomorrow
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>>687419004
>>687419030
>>687426465
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>>687426465
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morning b/ UK guy here. Honest opinions please.
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>>687427549
Not bad, if flaccid.
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>>687427485
what if he's been using the same pic for years?
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>>687427061

6'1"
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old timestamp cbf
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>>687427625
yeah, i did have a hard on when i woke up about half an hour ago but its free hanging now.
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>>687427071
You like that?
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>>687427761

oh mate
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>>687419004
>>687419004

How does it feel OP that you can't fuck cute little fuckers caus youre so big?

I have the same issue.. :/
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>>687419004
>>687419030
4/10, pencil dick

>>687420844
6

>>687421917
8

>>687422160
7.5

>>687424134
Nvm, 8

>>687426465
9

>>687420411
Best in thread

>>687427991
Timestamp?
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>>687428218
would fuck daily
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Rate
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>>687428879
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>>687427695
Not bad. Are you in Germany?
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>>687427694
That is exactly what I have been doing
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>>687429299

London
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rate mine
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>>687429821
Damn
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>>687428955
deepthroat/10
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>>687430041
>nigger
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>>687427991
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>>687425201
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>>687428218

Needs oiling up
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>>687430639
hahahaha
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R8 me cuties~
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>>687431044
show butt instead
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>>687431400
Like this?
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Rate mine
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>>687419004
you have snapchat?
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>>687431537
would creampie/10, how long is your dick?
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>>687431906
Between 6.5" to 7.1" depends..
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7"
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>>687431578
im sending dick pics on snapchat, add me lsrl012
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>>687432788
>>687432817
>>687432817
>>687432840
Desu I am whoring in here,....
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r8 me /b/
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>>687422160
No-bliques/10

Put some lean on your core team.

>how are your abs so tight but, you have floppy sides?
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penis
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>>687433014
because i desu desu desu
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>>687433065
banana
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>>687433065
penis2
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>>687433201
banana2
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>>687433243
kek lost
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>>687433065
>>687433201
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>>687433395
her tits have tits
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>>687433359
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>>687433471
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>>687433531
'murica
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>>687433642
kek
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>>687433766
kek how many do you have?
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Well, time for a futile attempt to get this thread back on track.
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>>687433821
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>>687433821
2.75/10
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>>687433813
A shit ton.
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>>687433914
fuck
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>>687433821
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>>687426594
if you were an ausfag i'd come suck your dick right now
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>>687433971
If you were a trap without a dick, I'd bang you right now
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