Waifu claiming thread.
>New milinda
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Fuck you. Long dick style
Shinoa claimed
nyarko
>>687409440
league of losers
Is Nick allowed to be my waifu?
still here
>>687408460
eh?
>>687409450
rate pls?
Going to go to sleep.
Take care everyone, see you later.
>>687409450
mandatory cc claim
>>687408003
ill hold you to that
(just waited to post so i could listen to the whole 15 mins of overture, thats how good it is)
Miho claimed
>>687409544
I won't pet you like a pet ....
>>687409450
Wish I could nap right now.
>>687409141
Lewd.
Claiming best girlie, but I'm off to sleep. See you fuckers this weekend!
>>687409450
>New milinda
Nice
>>687409600
We'll be the best losers LoL has ever seen!
>>687409672
Goodnight!
>>687409790
See ya friend
Goodnight
I know you want this for life taking pictures with my ice but I just want you for the night
>>687409182
Tats is never on.....
>Miho
>>687409770
:o
>>687409860
:O
>>687409716
still
>Bullying is not cool
>>687409860
Count me in
>>687409672
Sleep tight.
>>687408785
I use the cigar just to hear this sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otaWQIcTodo
>>687409078
Sadist.
>>687409182
>I'm gonna make them give back our ship!
>>687409863
Smooth. How ya doing OED?
>Best idol claimed
>>687408785
your the 99 cent meme we need :^)
>>687409790
>>687409863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOsF-dJFYXg
Rikka! How was work?
>>687409947
:0
>>687410032
pleeease
you have me begging here
>>687410064
Who's bullying you?
I lay claim on this gorgeous woman
>HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE CLAIM
Heya
>>687409770
>
Milinda claim
>>687409450
Bruh. Im not new!
>>687408580
GAH! So spooked
>Hugs
>>687408785
You can! Its not me!
>>687410134
Discount Megumin
>>687410213
Megumin 2.0
>>687410147
nah it would be uncomfortable and odd
>Mizore claim
>>687410395
only if you make it odd
>>687410262
>>687409450
>New Milinda
Milinda has been here for some time. And he's alright at Overwatch
>>687410134
DiscoMegu
>>687410213
Megumin the 4th
>>687409709
Oh Ill have more by then. And I wont end it so quickly.
>youtube cucked me with the ending so I swapped to Spotify so I can listen to it while cleaning
>>687410064
In what, LoL?
>>687410068
I use it whenever I'm bored~
>>687410076
But not the one you deserve..
>>687410284
Yeah, uhuh
Sure new face~
>>687410380
I don't wanna play LoL anymore~
>>687410380
Megumin#3*
>>687410284
Feeling better?
>Hugs
>>687410491
Megumin#3* !!!!
>>687410068
>Smooth
I know right? Its my staple haha
Hey softie I just got home from work. Easy day though I think my co workers dont like me sometimes. Oh well how are you?
>>687410134
Oh shit its my song
QT! Work was alright just another day I walked around and fixed small stuff didnt break anything!
>>687410410
hi there
>>687410442
what about it isnt odd
>>687410501
I love you :*
>>687410472
>Snuggles
attempt #2
also hi nyarko
>>687410629
its just a pat
I have to go now
take care
>>687410491
Thank you for defending me
>>687410501
Okay I admit, it was me...
>>687410524
Physically yes, mentally no...
You?
>>687410171
No one, just making a statement
>>687410213
EVERYONE GET DOWN!
>>687410501
Yeah
>I'm considered the new guy in my team "the Speedwagons"
>>687410736
peace
>>687410629
Hello.
>>687410501
That's right. Overwatch is better then LoL anyway
>>687410780
EXPLOSION!
>>687410499
>was looking online for a place that bring milkshakes to your address
>couldnt find one
>now have business idea
it will be fun, it always it
>>687410859
how are you doing?
>>687409923
Eh Tats has been rarer lately but is certainly still active.
>>687410068
>"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
>Every night, I can feel my Megumin... and my Ship... even my /waifu/.
>The Megumin I've lost... the ships I've lost... won't stop hurting...
>It's like they're all still there.
>You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our ship.
>>687410927
tsuyu?
>>687410774
>mentally
Why? What happened?
>>687410927
Heya Tsu
>>687410998
Bretty ok.
The walk in fridge at work is great.
Got kicked out of where I was living, now I'm crashing at a friend's house.
>No WiFi tho
>>687410491
>REEEEEE
You suck as Genji :^)
>>687410587
You didn't break anything? What a surprise
Kidding~
>>687410677
>dat fucking pic
I need an adult
>>687410774
It was you, Princess?
>>687410780
Alright~ I will not play often tho, you'll have to stick with Konata
>>687410865
It probably is kek
>>687410501
>Discount Megumin
That's what you get for dumping your waifu like trash
>I don't wanna play LoL anymore~
Good, then you can play Overwatch with us more
>>687410576
AND YOU
That's what you get for picking up a seasonal waifu already passed down for generations
>>687410774
Yea no problem bro
>>687410780
Bacon
>>687410927
>
what the fuck?
>>687411009
I get to watch all your ships but im alone.....
>>687409672
>>687409790
Night
>>687409768
>What is chloroform?
>>687409860
Right?
>>687409863
Hello frenemy
>>687410064
You okay man?
>>687410068
Never played the game?
>>687410284
Been lurking?
>>687411189
*smooch*
>>687411192
It is my waifu. I'm gonna defend her with my life! Noones ever gonna take her away
>>687411189
>You suck as Genji :^)
I'm sorry, what's that? I can't hear you over all these potg's I'm getting
>hmmm yea deflect that Phara ult
>mmmm yea Genji ult quadra
>>687411232
Eh? I'm not shipped with anybody. Except when i'm picking on Spike.
>>687411238
>>687411156
oh well im sorry man that sucks
>>687410865
MY EYES!
>>687411189
>remembers I'm OCE
>realises I can't play with any of you
Well shit
>>687411192
Yes?
>>687411238
I'm alright
>I'm just making a statement
>>687411409
Dubs say I will
>>687411189
I know right I surprise myself sometimes haha I had alot of people lying to me tonight, caught em they should be ashamed of themselves, what aout you?? Whats going on?
>>687411238
Hey frenemy how is it hanging?
>>687410732
tried harder and it was better! hi, i didnt notice because i wasnt tagged in post sorry
>>687411560
>MY EYES!
Sorry bout that
>Dubs say i will
Only trips can do!
>tfw at school so can't Claim mumei
>>687411542
You'd be surprised how often I get kicked out of places. Kinda sucks. I wish I had my own places.
>>687411238
But I need to clean the kitchen
>>687410908
We have a place that does that. They charge not much money for the largest meals in the city.
>$35 mixed grill
>pic related
>Rory-sama
>>687411232
forever alone
>>687411192
Meh
>>687411416
>not impressed
>>687411397
>jesus that pic
I NEED AN ADULT
>>687411560
Ah well, that sucks man
Better luck next time~
>>687411603
>had alot of people lying to me tonight
What happened, if I might ask?
>Whats going on?
I'm being bullied
>>687411069
Long story. A lot of different things. Im feeling a little better now though.
>>687411189
Yes...
>NOOO DONT CALL ME THAT!
>>687411192
You playin Overwatch again?
>>687411238
Yeah. Rough day...
>>687411780
Ehm, my memory isn't so good. I think we met right when my monitor went apeshit
Do you think you're able to remember what we were talking about at the time?
>>687411783
>tfw the picture didn't upload for some reason
>>687411848
whats holding you back from getting one?
>>687411783
Trips it is then
>>687411938
But we like calling you that, Princess
>>687411852
whats their name and how can i get them to bring it to england bristol
>>687411444
Spike is dumb
>>687411938
Well i hope you do feel better if you really need to talk to someone message me on steam.
>>687411926
It's time to disco, megumin ;)
>>687411944
no clue weve talked before... i dont remember these threads well a its very late at night and as a human i get tired. sorry, what happened to your monitor?
Claiming
>>687410501
One of the best additions into the game. Screw everything else.
>>687410587
Easy days are the best since there just that. Well there missing out on a good friend then. I'm good, happily eating away at some breakfast.
>At night ::^)
>>687411009
10/10 I'm fucking done kek.
>>687411238
That's a line kek.
>>687412081
Don't you dare touch my waifu!
>>687411926
Because we have seen so many potg's from you that were not a hanzo or mcree ult.
>Bastion doesn't even count anymore, if he gets it it means everyone was shit
>>687411938
>Again
Always
>>687412068
I'm very very poor.
But now I have a job so maybe I can finally have a say in a household!
>>687412081
NO NO NO DON'T YOU DO THIS TOO HANAKO!
>>687412115
Thanks Miho. I might do that.
>>687412334
<3
>>687412354
kek
>I never stopped
Claiming Uraraka Ochako!
Sup ya'll?
Jeez, I get to work and had 3 calls before I even got to set my stuff down.
What'd I miss?
>>687412146
Ehm, was holding a conversation with a few people including yourself. Then the laptop screen suddenly went purple and I couldn't look at it. Had to turn it off and yesterday was when I got my laptop back.
I think we were talking about r9k or something, not sure.
>>687412354
My Hanzo ult yesterday = Best potg where i killed there whole team through the fkin window. It was clear to get that play
>>687411938
Why can't I, Princess? You called me DM after all...
>>687412145
>dat pic
>all of my wats
I need two adults
>>687412334
ROCKETTU PUUNCH is pretty great too
>>687412354
I never got potg as McCREEEEEE
I got Hanzo, Junkrat and Mercy tho
>>687411926
Nah just guests would lie about a game trying to get freee stuff outta me and that shit dont fly with me when I know whats going on haha
>Being bullied?
Who is bullying you?? Im gonna fuck em up!
>>687412334
Thanks for the kind words Maki, I think I am just being silly thinking that they dont like me I just always have to find the bad side of things and never the good which sucks,
>Breakfast at night
That is always the best, wish places around here offered it 24/7 what ya eating?
>>687412488
Hey Milinda, now the soft couple is here!
>>687412092
Central cafe and itll be about a 5 day round trip
>I have to make it cheap
>food may need reheating
>>687412517
A music war with the 1812 overture winning.
>Rory-sama
>>687411524
>
M-me?
>>687411560
Oh okay. True true mang
>>687411603
It is going well. Except my right eye though
>>687411852
Lawd
>>687411938
Wanna talk about it?
>>687412254
hello there!
>>687412541
Oh that! we were talking about r9k being a pattern of posts instead of entirely random
>>687412115
But he's fun. Lol
>>687412334
Hahaha alright, alright.
>Such a lust for ships... WHO?!
>>687412689
>
My desert flower
>>687412209
you want to join this cruise? :o
>>687412607
:
Well I just checked and guess what? MY FINALS AIN'T TODAY. If anyone needs me I'll be drunk in Overwatch
>>687412488
Let's get in there bby
>>687412541
Purple is haram now?
>>687412570
I will admit those camping turtling twats got what they deserved
Good job there
>Can't shield muh dragons Reiny
>>687412607
Oh yea, you're our healslut
>tfw got potg first time I played Mcree. Stupid hero
I seem to be bored.
>>687412336
My dubs say I get your hat and clothing
>>687412488
>this I for blasting my ass into oblivion
>>687412607
>two adults
You planning a threesome or something?
>>687412609
I AM
>fight me
Fuwa Hyouka
Anime: "Shimoneta to iu gainen ga sonzai shinai taikutsu na sekai"
>>687412652
i dont want to go to them, they are gonna come to me, and i just want the milkshake, idgaf about their meals
>>687412891
Sure.
>>687412491
Hello. How's it going?
>>687412371
good man im happy for you
>>687412910
Do things or stuff!
>>687412968
That 5 days was me buying it and delivering
>I have to get there from a colony
>>687413047
Like what?
>>687412911
>if dubs steals megumins hat from you
>Fubuki claimed
>>687412899
I had to stone my monitor right away, that's why it was broken desu
>>687412721
Yes yes, but forget about that desu
Tell me about yourself, yes?
>>687412689
>Except your right eye
Looks like you gotta start wearing an eyepatch friend, welcome to the club!
>>687412911
Oh its you? Pfft I thought it would have been an actual challenge, better back off my boat though or you know whats gonna happen
>>687412652
Sounds like fun!
>People I hate: People that take a corner so slow you can walk fast, and people that suddenly cut into your lane coming up to a red light.
On the bright side, I managed not to lock my back tire this time!
This is why i hate sleep.
>>687412911
>My dubs say I get your hat and clothing
Please no >.<
>Dubs to get them back!
>>687412609
Ah, one of those costumers
Everyone calling me DiscoMegu is bullying me ;-;
>>687412891
>
>>687412899
>you're our healslut
When we're not doing stupid shit or isn't playing Hanzo~
>>687412911
Nahhh
I wouldn't do that
>>687413209
Oh? Syndra was sleeping?
Weak.
>>687413242
Here's correct version.
>
>>687413135
You could...
1. Jog
2. Cook
3. If you have a chain and something large and metal you can walk around, letting that trail behind you.
>>687412911
It's a conspiracy
Your dubs were an inside job
>>687413017
That chibi looks cute until you enlarge the image. Then it becomes creepy
>>687413153
kek
It showed too much fan. It could tempt other household appliances. You did good son
>>687413209
You slept?
>>687413260
> doing stupid shit
Did you mean: best unbeatable comps 'n strats?
>playing Hanzo
Yeah, no comment
>discount Megumin can't get potg despite always playing Hanzo
>>687413017
that should help ur boredom ^-^
>>687413260
the 3 of us need to claim roles :o
>>687413260
I feel so sorry for you Amatsunkaze
>>687413362
I've promoised amatsun that i don't get too lood
>>687412910
do you know how to make milkshake and bring it to england- bristol?
>>687413098
-.- i thought it was in america
just googled it
WHY DOES IT TAKE 5 DAYS
should only take 6 hours
imma call them, i want this motherfuckin milkshake. shiro is a back up
>>687412488
<3
>>687412517
Nothing much, wew lad busy day all ready.
>>687412607
>Quiet's 24/7 humming
Y tho.
>>687412609
Don't mention it. Sometime I do the same around my friends, it's a terrible feeling.
Captain Crunch French Toast and some sausage. Didn't know restaurants made this kek.
>>687412820
>You've only got to options Megumin, or Amatsukaze
>>687412607
I PROMISE I WONT SAY IT AGAIN, JUST PLEASE NO MORE!
>>687412609
Hey Rikka. kek Thanks. How are you?
>>687412689
Im not sure... If you want to know I will tell you though. You have my steam.
>>687412899
I might in a little bit. Messing around with a friend on this new game.
>>687412911
Im sorry! Please forgive me...
>druid at one health plays Y'Shaarj
>it pulls out reno jackson
This is fucking poetic I swear to god
>>687413441
Once a week
Never ends well
>>687413136
If dubs I steal your cannons and your clothing too
>>687413180
Yeah, I'll beat your ass to the ground.
>you don't wanna mess with me
>>687413242
It's mine! Mine! MUAHAHAHA!
>sniff
>hey you actually smell nice
>>687413260
Suit thyself
>>687412689
Good evening, Shinoa? How're things?
>>687413153
myself? well theres not much to talk about. I like rap and fast techno music, Ps4 gamer soon to be PC. Vanilla ice cream is the best and im in love with MILK. i hate people but i have friends in real life for some reason, they bug me. Im weird when it comes to anime preference such as i like Highscool DxD but not other romantic weird shit. Im fucked in the head as is everyone else on this site. how about you?
>>687413385
It's 1:20 AM for me, but I do run everyday at 5 AM. Guess I'm just waiting until then, only time where everything feels right in my life, but that's only for 40 minutes.
>>687413499
No.
Hatsune Miku
>>687413690
well, shit. idk what you can do then
>>687413555
Very busy! Luckily I think it'll be quiet from here on out. What to do, what to do...
>>687413600
Jesus Christ, stealing everything today.
>Dubs and I steal all the stuff you've stolen, plus your clothing.
>>687413441
>>discount Megumin can't get potg despite always playing Hanzo
Sad but true...
>>687413450
Lood
I'm out of this!
>>687413486
Thank you friend
>>687413555
>picking Quiet
Y tho
>>687413558
...Alright
I trust you THIS time~
>>687413600
And to think you accused me of being lood kek
>>687413180
I have minor cornea abrasion from the beach it seems
>>687413558
That is true but I think its best for you to vent it out should you feel like it
>>687413634
Beach wa great in Monday, a minor flood today and a minor cornea abrasion in the right eye. You?
>>687413260
Yeah they suck dont they? Its whatever nothing new just alot more today than usual though. Dont worry I got your back
>>687413555
Uhhh sausage and french toast I can get somewhere the first part probably not but I am not a cereal guy anyways!
>>687413558
Hey, I am doing alright just kind of tired but that aint gonna stop me from getting to talk to you
>>687413600
You can try but your gonna find yourself on the ground.
>I will fuck you up if you bully my best waifu friend
>>687413690
Time means nothing. I'm about to make some smoothies and my roommate went to sleep two hours ago.
>rreeeèeennnng
>What the FUCK, ANON?!
>wanna smoothie?
That sort of thing.
>>687413555
>>687414000
Double checked. What does it mean?
>I won't scatter your waifu to the heartless sea. I will always be with you, plant your explosions in me. I won't see you end as ships.
>>687413993
Dubs and I steal yours too
>>687414000
Oh the irony
>>687414052
Dubs and I steal your eyeatch
>>687413600
I can live without clothes!
>if dubs i steal megumines hat
>>687414233
Damn, you are on a roll.
>>687414233
Hanako being a pervert tonight.
>Stealing everyone's clothes
>>687412334
It is? I don't remember
>shinoa
>>687414233
FUCKING JUST
>>687414435
>>687414435
>>687414435
>>687413765
Totally uninspired.
