Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Fuck you. Long dick style
Shinoa claimed
>>687414052
That sucks mang. Thank you! <3
>my best waifu friend
O shit we're best friends confirmed!
>>687414134
This fucking greentext
It's great! Have all of my keks
>>687414233
Awfully glad you didn't want to steal from me
>>687414337
>wew lad
still here
>>687414233
Dubs and i get everything you've stolen. Cause I am the Meme master Megumeme
Still so much to do at work. Fuck busy days.
>Fubuki claimed
>Sorry for same pic but I don't have more pictures without real clothes
>if dubs i steal megumines hat
>>687413651
>Nyarko
>Im fucked in the head as is everyone else on this site
yup
I like most kinds of music. pc gamer desu, love lollipops, also not bothered with people just have a few friends.
Usually watch whatever I want about anime but I always fall asleep during those lovey dovey ones like golden girls. Can't stand them talking for a straight ten minutes about life or whatever.
What games do you play?
>>687413441
>Akiko
>straps monitor to chest
>>687414277
>isis
YES YES YES
اهلن حبيبي
كيفك؟
Akiko claimed
https://youtu.be/GcNfh17iOuo
kek they're just as cringey as we are
>>687413592
I can't recommend it. Always seems like a huge waste of time and other fucked up shit can happen
>>687414000
One day there won't be a bastion, and you'll do that 2 man ult
and we'll all rejoice
>>687414233
Aw you bitch, if dubs I steal it back
>>687414516
No problem at all! <3
We have always been best friends! And nobody is gonna mess with my friend
Been busy with shit, should be all done now.
fuck
>>687414678
>playing strip dubs.
Trips and I take everyone's clothes! No mercy!
goodnight
>>687414516
Dubs and I steal yours too
>>687414622
Dubs and I steal them back
>>687414622
memegumin
>>687414693
Karen secretly ISIS desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uUovjd7eMo
>>687414877
Night!
>shinoa
>Dubs and I get my clothes back
Uraraka Ochako claimed!
Milinda claim
>>687413555 (Maki)
Damn nice trips qt
>>687414000 (Amatsu)
Trips confirm! Thanks Amatsu!
>>687414003 (Shinoa)
True. I already talked about it with Maki and he helped me quite a bit. Talking about it seems to help. Message me if you want, I truly dont mind.
>>687414052 (Rikka)
Thats good. Don't stay up just to talk to me. Sleep if you need it!
Well that's the end of my spree
>>687414932
WHAT THE FUCK ISIS CHAN DELETED HER POST
COME BACK
ارجوكي
>>687414739
Since i'm the meme master who got everything stolen. You can have your eyepatch. Cause you're an eyepatch bro
>>687414850
code white?
>>687414977
hello again
>>687415041
Dubs and I steal your clothes
Trips and everything gets returned
>>687414678
>wew lad
>>687414718
That will be the day I die
>>687414739
Thank you! <3
>>687414929
Nice try~
>dubs and I steal the hat
>>687414970
>wew lad
>>687415009
Good!
>>687415075
>>687415155
It's about to be!
>>687414003
>beach wa great in Monday
I beg your pardon?
I have heard Texas has received quite a bit of flooding this year. I'm glad I haven't been around there while it's happened. Are you swimming to your Whataburgers?
Ouch, how did you manage to cut your eye?
I've been swell. I'm on sort of a vacation from work, now that the traveling is over. Monday will probably start back up for me. Tonight in particular, I went out to a pub with a few friends of mine. For someone who tastes wine for a living, I am such a lightweight.
One. Whole. Thread.
>>687413993
That's good, what can you get away with there?
>>687414000
I bet you use DD 24/7 you furry.
>>687414052
Wait I meant the Captain Crunch is embedded in the french toast kek. It's a actual meal.
>>687414134
'Les Ship Terribles' Shinoa called it.
>>687414583
When Boss canceled the Bacta
>>687415009
>One off
Wew.
>Best idol claimed
>>687415224
just be sure to clean up then
>>687415049
your isis chan now
want a peach desu?
>>687414693
i play shit like tf2, rogue legacy, gungeon. shit like that. whatever shit PC can run. i cant fall asleep during things. music is a sore spot for me, i could care less except for those two genre's i listed. unless its nyarko-san another crawling chaos OP. What games you play?
>>687415388
I'll take one
>>687415349
Don't you want to clean me up?
>>687415275
I use use no one because I am a true Big Boss~
Just a reminder that this happened.
>Rory-sama
>>687415009
>3 new posts
Nah I slept all day today I need to play some games and talk to yall, I also like to stay up and see my paycheck the night of
>>687415060
Oh thank god, I love my patch, it covers the tyrants eye so without it everyone could have died. We good now thanks bro
>>687415195
Anything for you
>That pic again
My heart cant take it
>>687415275
>inside the french toast
I couldnt even begin to imagine it, is it super good?? I feel like it wouldnt be good but what do I know
>>687415075
Oh hey, sorry about today. Thought I'd try to drive and do waifu. Didn't work. Where'd we leave off?
This dub stealing is absolutely out of hand
>And due to that fact I don't really keep lewds of the waifu, I have no more to really post.
>Keep the clothes, I have a closet full after all.
>>687415275
Pretty much anything that can either be cleaned up before 5 AM, and that's not illegal.
So did this
>>687415561
Oh I remember this
>>687415224
So, you wanna play that way? Fine.
>If trips, I steal my clothes back, AND everyone I've stolen clothing from will do MY bidding!
>>687415715
>Rory-sama
>>687415774
Denied, start stripping hanako!~
>>687415402
I used to enjoy dota a lot but now because of my shit internet I play games that either dont need timing or are very short.
Overwatch, heroes of the storm, hearthstone. Just those mostly
Sometimes war thunder since you can leave whenever you want
>>687415774
>do bidding
I believe I'm throwing in the cards on those stakes
>>687415715
I remember this one, it was great!
>>687415584
It can take it, I'm sure of it
Also, this happened back when Koko was still active
Trips and you are all MINE!
>>687415893
i own overwatch. but not any of those others. i dont PC game too much right now. will upgrade com and PC game later. whats your opinion on VR?
>>687416004
Nope. Trips and your MINE!
>>687415715
yeah I totally remember that one too
>>687416004
Nope.
>>687416063
Pet.
>>687416169
>the power's gone into my head
>I can't stop
Rerolling for trips!
>>687415533
Look at this badass, Everything else is OSP huh ::^)
>>687415584
It's super duper fucking good. Taste pretty much how you'd expect it though. Captain C in toast form.
>>687415666
Wow Satan is actually doing work.
>>687415500
you always know how to make me choke on my words
>>687415619
its alright and i dont think we got anywhere
>>687415254
FUCKING HELL. I'm mostly on mobile so AutoCorrect. Meant to say beach was great on Monday.
Maybe...
Kid threw sand in my eye
You and your wine. It happens... to you
>>687415275
Oohhhhh
>shinoa
>>687416255
If only you called dubs. But I can feel the power! Witness these quads!
>>687415195
Whats all new with you friend?
>>687415275
>Wew
Why wew friend?
>>687415584
Ah I see. Glad your here though!
>>687416313
Did you see my response to you?
>>687416306
Oh, if you do it right you won't choke.
>I'll be sure to help you with that~
>>687416385
Dubs and absolute power is mine
>>687416421
Dubs and I get your clothes
how2 stop mopey-ness?
>>687416101
I think it's going to be shitty for now, gotta wait for the future for it to be perfected desu
At least playable I mean, yes? What about you?
I kinda gave up after facebook bought the rift, but maybe valve can bring it home
>>687416561
insert pen in ear
>>687416541
Dubs and we just
>CALM DOWN!
Someone stop me from murdering the next customer.
>>687415912
I mean youre testing it now with those glasses of yours!
>>687416274
Oh god damn I gotta try it! If I ever get the chance to do it ever I am gonna name it the Maki Meal
>>687416421
Wouldnt wanna be anywhere else!
>>687416561
Hmmm what are you moping about friend?
>>687416661
rerolling
>Karen
>>687416561
stick pencil up nose and headbutt your desk
>Akiko
>>687416755
>>687416661
>>687416541
THERE WE GO
ALRIGHT CALM DOWN YOU TWO
>>687416182
Touch.
>>687416738
Nothing I can exactly pinpoint. Just kind of in general and pic related.
>>687416755
>>687416885
We have a reroll in a waifu thread
>a successful one I may add
>>687416541
OH HELL NO! WHAT DID I DO?
>>687416738
Me too. What else is new with you?
>>687416313
Yeah it's been awhile for me too.
>>687416421
>009
One off m80. Or did those droplets mess up your vision~
>>687416738
Kek, thank you Rikka. This little mom and pop restaurant had it. Wonder where else you can find it.
>>687416306
Oh well then hello! Got any hobbies?
>>687416627
i want Vr asap <3 im in love with it and im obsessing over it haha, as soon as i save up enough im buying vive. its compatible with my com. and what do you mean by playable?
>>687416525
this is what i mean
Trips and we stop being idiots.
Dubs and anyone whom I've stolen from does my bidding
>>687416885
Dubs and I...
Uh, actually, just your jacket would be fine.
>>687417046
Nothing
>Reroll~!
>>687416893
Kawaii desu~
I'll go kill myself now.
>>687416274
I tried to go OSP
I lost patience and committed genocide kek
>>687416421
Not much, just went for rides and shitposted for days
What about you?
>>687416738
Am I~?
Singles and everyone stops this rolling bullshit
>>687416274
Huh, Internet cut out for a little bit there.
And watch as I never get trips again.
>>687417128
I doubt that'd happen even if you got quints
>>687416313
I see. I guess I could have concluded that from context. Either way.
It seems as though I can only ever post here when I'm tipsy. I don't think I could do it completely sober. But I didn't drink any wine. My friends bought me a couple singles of Jameson 18, because I refused to drink beer with them.
I consider myself pretty refined (in control of my emotions), but you can bet I'd have dug a hole and buried that cretin.
>>687417212
Digits and we resume this bullshit.
For great justice!
>>687417102
What? You don't want to help me clean up?
>I can clean you up if you like.~
>>687417128
Being idiots is fun.
>>687416913
Having a conversation going dulls the pain
>>687417101
I mean like, there's a bunch of games already out but how many of them are actually enjoyable?
Like, imagine overwatch or call of duty or something fast paced on vr, would it work? Would it be something to enjoy? Or would it just barely function?
ehm, desu.
>>687417151
Karen 2pure4u
You will never get the lewd dubs or trips against me
>>687417358
You get nothing
Good day sir
>>687417439
What mentally ill person wants Karen lewds?
>>687417511
Hmm? 8 is a digit.
I think i'm fine.
>>687417439
Get lewd.
>check em
>>687417092
Pretty sure that second reason... kek
>>687417151
NO NO NO DO NOT REROLL
>>687417184
Sounds pretty chill. I bought another kayak... kek
>>687417439
woudnt function i think. controllers are too shit to use or that unless you held your arms and hands like holding a gun and pessed trigger and has something to move, but what could be used to move? if used a regular controller it would be just a game shoved in your face.
>>687417439
>if dubs karen has to post lewds
>>687417439
>You will never get the lewd dubs or trips against me
Nor would I want to. I've got my limits.
>Rerool 4 da jacket
>>687417616
No, YOU get lewd
>No lewds Karen
>>687417657
And, a reroll
Observe the digits, friends.
>>687417511
When expressing rage at Karen being impure, subject acquires the doubles, also known as "dubs"
>>687417616
When attempting to "get lewd", subject gets nothing.
I dont know if I should be happy, proud of self, excited, or at least in a good mood or if I should be angry, sad, depressed, or confused.
I need something to take my mind off of it. So here I am back in this thread.
>>687416913
Hmmm well the way I get over myself being mopey I listen to happy music to make me stop thinking about the bad. Or go out for a walk usually that is the best, walk plus music equals bliss, or just do something that makes you happy
>>687417046
What else is new with me? Hmmmm well, I almost done reading sailor moon, caught up with luluco, made plans for Anime Expo OH and a short film I am filming tomorrow, how about you?
>>687417092
Anything for you friend!
>Mom and pop place
Oh then its GG for me, here in SoCal there isnt really anything like that, I know like one place and they are super good but I mean they wouldnt have that I dont think at least
>>687417184
Y..you are! Oh god so cute
>>687417168
Purrfect.
>>687417828
Would you care for a card reading to clear things up for you?
>>687417766
Something something
>I'm always lewd
>>687417812
Science isnt real! Stop making things up.
>>687417851
>pats~
>>687417657
Were you drunk again? kek
>>687417828
What's on your mind, squid?
>>687417863
Just like yourself~
>>687417184
It's a bitch ain't it? Doing C2W like that for the first time threw me for a loop.
>Genocide
>Faint I'm Nuclearrrr in the distance.
>>687417231
That's your boss telling you to get to work kek. It'll happen, probably not today.
>>687417657
Hehe~
>>687417863
Eh you never know. It was quite surprising seeing that on the menu though. What other crafty dishes might they have?
>Thanks m80
Alright, i'm off for meow.
I'll see you all later.
Someone join me on OW for the drinking game. I can't drink alone
>>687418087
He has a point though, just look at those cold digits
If my numbers are somewere between 00 and 99 you have to kill yourself
>>687417511
I got that reference!
>>687417657
How many kayaks does one need? Mind sharing with a fellow outdoorsman?!
>>687418185
Oh yeah, well check these diguts. They do not repeat! Just like how science isnt real!
>>687417712
I think going on the kinect or whatever. The motion sensor stuff would be the best.
I think the only way VR would work is if it gets everything all together. Movement, hand motion, visuals, etc.
>>687417863
Only thing that I enjoy in my life currently is my run every day, but it's 2 AM, so I have to wait another three hours.
>>687418272
Not yet.
>>687418181
See ya later Shizuru.
>>687418421
>Karen
>>687418155
My boss can suck, I'ma sit here blasting my idol songs at literal MAX volume and enjoy myself.
>>687418087
i dont think id like you to touch me
>>687418134
The jacket is mine! MINE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
>I gave it to Amatsu
>She's sad right now
>>687418272
Dubs and I steal your hat
>>687417657
Mine! >>687417766
>>687418272
Okay everyone
Line up for your dose
>>687418390
Good, I was afraid it was going unnoticed
>>687418409
checkmate atheists
>>687418272
Oh damn, you got us
>>687418155
Yeah, it threw me off too
>I'm nucleaar~
>>687417766
WHAT?!?!? NO NO NO DO I HAVE TO?
>
>>687417863
Awesome! You make short films? Thats actually really cool! I bought another kayak. Also Hanako apparently is stealing my clothes...
>>687418097
Possibly...
>>687418155
Nice dubs
>>687418390
I have 2! Come to Minnesota, I will kayak with you!
>>687417998
Go ahead. The pleasure would be mine.
>>687418097
I decide yes I'll make the purchase for the car. I have all the money I need for the car. The problem is absolutely no one wants to help me get the car except my dad. We found a way to get the car but I am completely disheartened that no one is willing to help me out. Not even my own brothers.
>>687418134
34 confirms lewd.
>>687418185
Grandma leaving soon, might join
>>687418587
This does not disprove the lewds theory though
>>687417864
All part of your master plan.
>>687418576
I think you'd love how Id touch you.
>No place would go untouched.
>>687418752
I don't WANT lewds of you.
>It's wrong
>>687418705
Yes
>Cough it up Princess
>>687418700
Dubs and your cannons and socks are mine
>>687418948
Dubs and I get your skirt.
>>687418097
You all just flip it around on me and make me blush man!
>>687418155
The only crafty one I know they have is the cinnamon revolution, its like 4 huge cinnamon toasts its sooo good but really bad for ya haha
>>687418453
Hmmm then listen to music for another 3 hours then you can go and run the worries away
>>687418705
Yeah my friends and I we make really silly short films I showed Maki one last night, here I will show you too!, You bought another kayak? Thats dope! She stole my patch but I go tit back, im sure you will get your stuff back too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chEWo1qFxKg
>>687418610
You've been noticed!
>>687418705
Minn...Minnesota? There are real people up there? Kidding.
I'd probably drown. I've never kayaked before. Whitewater rafted, but not in a kayak.
>>687418705
>Mili buys kayaks when drunk
Noted
>>687418732
That's life for ya
Not many people are ready to get out of their way to help another one, unfortunately..
>>687418948
Don't touch my clothes!
Dubs and you stop this
>>687419066
Well, I just tell you things how I see them
In short, the truth~
>>687418812
no thanks
>>687419175
Dubs and I get everything
>>687418700
Were there anymore like those?
>Those missions make me pretty WILDDD.
>>687418705
Thanks m8.
>>687418531
Haha nice. He doesn't care though?
>>687419066
>Revolution
That sounds cool af. God that's so worth it for one day of complete exercise.
>>687418948
>It's wrong
he understands desu
i claim the next guy's waifu before him
>>687419290
No, the thanks would be all mine.
>>687419066
I wish that would help.
>>687419170
Thanks
And you are? I don't remember ever making acquaintance
>>687419175
Yeah but my own family though... No one aprroves. Its weird, they complain that they have to give me ride but then when I have the solution to it they say no so I'm stuck here in this shit position.
Why doesn't everyone just shut the fuck up now about dubs and what not. Just check the dubs out if you really doubt my demand.
>>687418732
>The Magician - Upright
Take action and things will go positive for you. So overall,I think you should be having a rather positive mood!
If your dad is willing to help, then take the help. If no one else will, then don't do them favors that involve the car.
>>687419353
He doesn't show up till 7 AM, and people only start coming into the building at about 5 AM. So as long as I have everything in order by 5, there's not really any way for him to find out.
>>687418948
Dubs and I get my clothes back
>Bully
>>687419066
kek are you the cameraman or an actor in that? Thanks fam.
>>687419170
Not anymore. The winters kill 93% of the population. The rest slowly starve and go insane. Not long before I die too...
Kek
Im sure you would do fine, its rather easy, who said anything about rapids though? kek
>>687419175
Is this for blackmail purposes? kek
>>687419353
Not a problem qt
>>687418775
It was just a happy accident.
>>687419467
i still like you despite the fact you make me uncomfortable at times
>>687419175
Hey I do too! I try at least, I am not good at taking compliments
>>687419353
God my friend got it without knowing what it was and he regretted it, I warned him but he didnt listen!
>>687419637
I am just trying to help friend I am sorry
>>687419885
I am an actor in the movie, I am always the actor haha can you guess which one is me?
>>687420048
I like making people uncomfortable.
Also, why are you feeling uncomfortable? Nervous? Unsure of yourself?
>I'll be gentle.
>>687420154
It's fine man, you don't have to apologize. Well, you managed to put a smile on my face, and that's pretty important to me right now, so I must thank you.
>>687419353
There were a couple more like these
>>687419779
I know mang, it's the worst when your own family disappoints. Well be sure to not give them any favors involving your car!
>why be in a cage?
>>687419885
I might be...
>mainly to tell you to chill out next time you're drunk in the threads kek
>>687420154
Me neither to be honest~
How was your day qt?
>>687419750
Well that's because it's only my second day here. As to who I am...I don't even know that yet. I'm cryptic!
My waifu's Uraraka Ochako, from Boku no Hero Academia. Good to meet you Akiko from OniAi.
>>687417092
I want a sequel so badly
>>687417233
Oh how classy of you. I wonder what you're like sober coming here :3
>shinoa sorry for late replies
