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Sup /b/

Found a lizard inside my house, built him a little shelter

Trips decide what do next
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eat it
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Release him so that he may sire many children and fuck many bitches.
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>>687371736
Release him I say!
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Put a banana in his shelter
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>>687371885
Reeeeeee
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Pug the lizard in your butt for 24 hours
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>>687371903
>off by 1
>1
>1
Nigger, can you count? He was either off by 11 or 100
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>>687371778 would be off by one, not the shit you replied to
Newfags gtfo
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>>687371788
Third time I've had 88 dubs tonight. RELEASE HIM!
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>>687372350
I'm a nigger, can't do math
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>>687372499
>.>

RELEASE LIZARD BRO
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Keep him and call him lizardo bombardo
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Release him
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KILL HIM AND POST PICS
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>>687372610
What he said.
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he's having a pretty nice time
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>>687370949
summer '16 space camp
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>>687372668
Keep getting so close.

Let him go!
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>>687372681
put in care and make car fly!!!!!
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>>687372750
FREEDOM!!!!!!!!
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>>687372804
Sweet release!
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find a cat and get it interested, then release
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>>687372941
originoll roll
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Free my nigga
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>>687372508
Ahh, ok, thanks for clearing that up, thought you were some newfag. No new niggers come to /b/, they're all put off by all the white people calling them niggers
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>>687372727
roll for space program
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>>687372900
Third set of dubs I've gotten. Release him already.
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kill him or gtfo faggot
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make a cup of tea out of it and drink the tea
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>>687370949
eat
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>>687373050
Let my nigga Godzilla go.
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>>687373153
Free the bastard
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Cut his front right foot off
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>>687373125
do this one op. chop his head off first so he doesnt get boiled alive
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>>687373210
FREEDOM
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send him on his 5 year mission.
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Sprinkle lye on him and then spray with water.
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>>687373002
reroll
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>>687373236
rolling for a tasty brew
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keep him as a pet
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Release him lizards are stone cold mothafuckas
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>>687373253
Release him.
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>>687370949
If even (0 is even)
Do research into keeping a lizard as a pet, buy him everything he needs, find out what he eats and buy him a tank/heatlamp/etc
If odd
Let him go
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>>687373336
Reroll
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>>687370949
>throw a little black kid in the cage
>shoot the lizard
watch the world burn
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>>687373280
Lye lye lye
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>>687373236
original roll
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>>687373364
Reroll
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>>687373354
Let tyrone go
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>>687373311
double dubs best ITT yet
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>>687372499
FUCKING CHECKED M8
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Rolling for space program...
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>>687373435
RELEASE
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>>687373364
Last reroll
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OP stick him in your ass...
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>>687373413
Rereroll
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Burn at the stake.
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release
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>>687373513
LET GO
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cum on it
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put the entire lizard inside your body in whichever way you see fit
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>>687373586
LET IT GO
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Rolling... FUCKING SPACE PROGRAM I SAY!!!
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Kill it with fire.
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>>687373626
rollioli
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Let it go
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Devour him very slowly, and then show his remains up your ass OP.
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Cock tribute the lizard
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>>687373623
Reroll
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>>687373653
LET IT GO
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Kill it with a knife then fuck it.
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>>687373626
777 roll
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Are you from California? We used to have lizards like that all over my place
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Kys
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>>687373701
Rolling
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>>687373703
LET IT GO
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Flush down toilet
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MICROWAVE 5 MIN TILL DONE....
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>>687373786
NM, backyard is crawling with these guys, there's a few preggo ones too
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>>687373806
Release him
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>>687373626
fucking roll eho
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what ever u do OP, post it on you tube
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KILL
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Keep it as a pet
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shove him into your ear canal.
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>>687373558
Rerolling with chipmunk bro
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>>687373845
What the fuck?
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Love
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>>687370949
Stick it up your pooper, no srrly lizards are cold blooded and need warmth.
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>>687373869
Let him go
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>>687373701
Reroll
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Does it blend?
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>>687373404
roll in remember of the gorilla
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shit on it
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Rolling for Release
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>>687373766
>>687373877

766
877
rolling
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>>687373701
>>687373702
>>687373703
4chan is dead
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>>687373957
LET HIM GO I SAY
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light it on fire
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>>687373934
Come on come on a Stalin bring me luck
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Take good care of him, feed him at appropriate times and love him forever until he dies of natural causes.
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Make him latch on to your balls.
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cook that bitch
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Let the little guy go
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>>687374008
reroll
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make him take your cock into his little mouth.
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>>687373626
keeping the drea alive
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>>687374051
Can... Can somebody explain?
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Free my nigga lizard
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burn the witch bro
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>>687373626
222 roll
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send him to deep space 9
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Make lizardopolis with him as mayor
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>>687374029
MUTIO WANTS YOU TO LET HIM GO
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>>687374008
Rolling again
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Slowly drown him in salt water
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>>687373766
>>687373877
>>687374211
FUCK

roll
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Put it in the freezer.
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space program
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Throw him into a bowl of boiling water and hold him donw in it with anything you choose, but i might say your penis will do just fine.
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eat lizard raw
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How did you manage to catch that fat little bastard? I have a few in my yard and they are super fast. Almost caught one but I grabbed it's tail and it pulled off. What are these lizards called?
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>>687373018
And i though it was the sign , but sadly niggers have been flooding /b like the flood and destroy the rest of the world.
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/b psychology games!
Put him in the freezer for 5 minutes then the microwave for 5 seconds. Repeat until liz bro is dead
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burn it like a jew
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rolls
let him be free!!!!
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>>687373280
Last try for the lye
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>>687374278
God fucking damn it
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>>687374296
again kent
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>>687374236
Roll
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>>687374244
Release
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Lizard up pooper with timestamp
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poop on it
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Roll for release
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draw a swastika on his back and name him Hitler
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Keep him as a Kickass side kick... or shove him up your ass, your pick.
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>>687373845
>Guessing your exact post number
What in the world...
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>>687374340
kek roll
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>>687374340
Record his actions and keep us updated
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put it in your butt
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Let it go.
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>>687374408
RELEASE
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find his pooper and fuck it hard.
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>>687374328
I'm gonna assume this is a Plateau Fence Lizard, saw one in my yard and decided to put a bin over it while it was on the wall bc boredom
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burn it and cum on its ashes
then eat
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>>687374448
WINNER!
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put it in your mouth and then in your butt
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Release lizard bro
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>>687374362
Roll one more time
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>>687374503
RElease!
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>>687374415
roll
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>>687374516
Reroll
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eat it
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Mail to obama
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Release it.
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give the little man some beer
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>>687374528
wutt?

also rolling for release
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>>687374528
thats not trips u stupid fuck
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ROLLING FOR /B/ SPACE PROGRAM :^)))
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>>687374528
No
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>>687374528
Are you new?
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>>687374425
>guessing
retard..
Its a bot
spamming consecutive post numbers
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Place in toaster till done!
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>>687374589
RELEASE
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Behead it with a scissor
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>>687374415
roll once more for the 4th Lizard Reich
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fondle its genitals
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Release
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>>687374516
rolling for this
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>>687374340
You would have to tie his rear legs together
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put it in your butt (use ky)
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Sell it you hdhshdbs
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make him a cute little crown and cape out of paper and then give him the coziest happiest lizard life you can
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Give him a bath
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>>687374611
rolling
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shove him up your nose canal, and then suck him deeper into it.
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Electric chair...
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>>687374655
kek this
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>>687370949
Shit on it.
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>>687370949
Keep him as a pet until his tail grows back as an apology to him. His tail probably came off because he was running from you.

Then release him when his tail grows back.
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>>687374680
Holy shit, they're evolving
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>>687374668
RELEASE
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Roll eat that nigger
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nut on lizard
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>>687374680
MODS DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS AIDS PLEASE
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>>687374528
Summerfag
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>>687374755
this. He almost made it
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>>687374821
Rolling
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make him a wizard hat and put it on him
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put it in your ass
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>>687370949
For emancipation!
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>>687374708
rolling
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>>687370949
Put the lizard in condom, put condom up your ass.
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rolling for deliver on last set of dubs
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Eat his eyes out of their sockets then fuck one of his sockets.
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Jizz on it.
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>>687374813
stop being a fucking fag
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>>687374813
Let him go.
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Name it anon and keep it as a pet
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>>687374340
Last roll.
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take a poo and rub him in it
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>>687374755
Roll
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>>687374904
rolling for this
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Dress him up like a posh m8
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>>687374792
reroll
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cook and eat it
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>>687374340
Roll
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butt stuff
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rolling for space program and vid
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Fuck it hard.
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put it inside your ass faggot
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>>687374920
My dick, you suck it.

Also, release the lizard bro!
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>>687374236
Roll for lizard city
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grab by tail and helicopter spin it
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Freedom roll
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make him your sex slave and fuck him and nut on him everyday for a week. post daily on /b/ for that week.
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>>687374904
This
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fry him up and eat him
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>>687374792
>>687375003
reroll
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>>687375036
rerolling
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>>687374790
Roll
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>>687375042
Release him.
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eat it alive
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CUM ALL OVER IT AND THEN BURN IT
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put in jar, cum in jar until it dies
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find it a mate then post lizard sex
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Lick it several times.
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got some lube on deck just incase :')
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>>687374915
Fapping so hard right now to this
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>>687375128
re rolling
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Tape him to the ceiling fan...
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>>687374340
rolling
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Drown it.
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>>687374850
kys
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>>687374904
Roll
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pee on him then put him up your butt
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>>687375161
Release him.
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>>687375164
RULLUNG FUR THUS
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Crush japan
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>>687375041
reroll
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>>687375222
kek
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>>687375222
winrar
>>
>>687375236
roll
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>>687374998
Rolly
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cover in melted boiling butter,and then bite half of him off and stick the other end up pooper.
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>>687370949
Up your ass faggot
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>>687375222
winrar
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>>687375222
WINRRRRRR
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>>687375205
lizards are allergic to lube you fucking retard
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Put the lizard on your dick.
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eat
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put lizard in your ass
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>>687375222
Keep him as a pet it is

DUBS DECIDE EACH ACCESSORY OF LIZARDBRO'S NEW HOME
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>>687375222
Winrar.
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>>687374340
Roll
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>>687375222
Fuck you
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>>687375222
Win
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Release him.
>>
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Keep him as a pet that lizard looks chill af
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make him a toilet lizard where he lives in the toilet and is forced to eat your shit and drink your piss to survive. dont flush the toilet and keep the lid down
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>>687375222
OP deliver.
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>>687374340
This
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>>687375377
French windows
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Put dick on top of it
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/Thread
>>
butt
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>>687374790
Rolling
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>>687375042
>my dick, you suck it
>the autism
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>>687374340
roll
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tiny drink umbrella for lizardbro
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>>687375215
Thanks m8 i try my best for the peoples
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>>687375128
Thank fellow benevolent anon. I also tried to have him released.
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>>687375222
>>687374792
You need to keep it OP :^)
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>>687375558
>the normie.
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>>687375377
He needs tinfoil armor. Dubs faggot.
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>>687370949

Feed him to an ATM
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>>687375670
Rerawl
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Dress it up
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>>687370949

let him chill out on your dick
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Fucking moralfags
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>>687375377
Theater grade sound system.
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Microwave
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>>687375651
>:^)
wtf is up with this thread? This is still 4chan and not tumblr right?
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Make a mini-fridge full of crickets
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>>687375744
PERISCOPE THAT SHIT
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>>687375670
Rolling for this, give him a cape at least.
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>>687375859
This
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Put a ring on it
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>>687374340
Now that he's your pet! Play a game
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cum on him then microwave him for 5 minutes
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>>687376011
And a hat
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>>687376011
Checkem faggot!
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Guys, it's not gonna happen
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>>687375222
there it is, trips
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THAT NIGGER NEEDS TO DIE!!! Get a car battery and dip him in the acid...
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cum on the lizard and microwave him for 5 minutes
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Yell at it
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>>687376115
This
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Sing a song with it
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Knit him a nice sweater because his blood is cold and that's not good :------)
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trips always go to the shittiest commands ._.
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>>687375377
An actual terrarium (Heat lamp & rocks included)
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Mouth to mouth
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>>687376011
WINRAR
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>>687376447
Fucking kill me so close.
Reroll
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>>687376240
I wonder would the cum protect him, reroll
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>>687376447
>>687376543
Reroll
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>>687376011
got his cape ready, need to find something to keep it on with
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>>687376485
boi
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Let him go. (winrar)
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let him go
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>>687376598
>>687376543
>>687376447
Last roll

>Cthulhu pepe give me luck
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>>687375222
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Rollio, let him go.
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>>687376447
Rolling for this
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>>687376610
OP YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD
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>>687376789
Off by one :v
>rerall
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Op occasionally make threads as an update for him?
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