People you regret fucking.
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People you regret fucking.
>>687337895
jesus christ
>>687337895
Your a true warrior anon
>>687338010
Judas?
It is you?
Motherfucker
>>687337895
>people
That's not even a person. That's like a pile of garbage.
>>687338010
You regret fucking Jesus Christ ?
You've accepted the lord in your heart ?
>>687337895
isn't that the prostitute from the borat movie?
>>687338010
>>687338224
>>687338033
That's a man, fag
>>687338390
You're half right...
>>687338367
Yes. And also my ass hole
my wife
This chick namec Alyssa Pussetari. Hot but a walking, drinking STD
>>687338794
That's not your wife. Why would you post her facebook on 4chan?
>>687337895
You win OP
/thread
>>687338794
I'll fuck her for you next time.
>>687338453
Vagina
>>687338861
> Hot but a walking, drinking STD
>drinking
don't they always? The clubbin' bar hopping girls are the nastiest skanks on the planet. I'd rather hire an escort.
Guy on the right.
Not sure how I did it, honestly. His personal hygiene sucked ass and he was ugly as shit. He was absolutely terrible in bed. Desperation makes us do crazy things, I guess.
My most embarrassing lay.
>>687339260
was it tight?
>>687339260
You wouldn't be able to tell from the face, ahha
>>687339821
Very much so
>because of the crack cocaine
>>687339333
Here he is again in the middle.
>>687337895
Did she give good head?
>>687337895
Fucking hell!
>>687338794
bost moar fagit
>>687339333
>>687340070
that guy had sex??
>>687340237
Let me guess, you're the guy in the background.
>>687340070
skrillex
>>687339260
Is that a dark green rubber or is your dickskin dark as fuck?
>>687340237
What a cow. She's even got the dull cow eyes. Girls like that are a bit "touched"
>>687337895
Fuck yeah?
>>687339333
Nice trips.
Was that wrapping paper supposed to be a joke?
What do you look like that you would force you to fuck that?
>>687340070
I didn't enjoy fucking Mitt Romney either
>>687337895
I just regret seeing it, sorry for your loss OP.
no pics.
my crazy (certified by the government) exgf
ugh this skanky ginger, she wouldn't stop talking about pokemon and refused to peg me
>>687340070
What do you look like?
>>687339970
Like a goblin
>>687340070
no one cares about your gay sexcapades
>>687340643
kek
>>687339260
Ah...Fuck dude!
>>687340237
2008...and it still haunts you.
>>687340730
come one, she's cute, id like to get my dick sucked from that
>>687339333
Faggot detected
>>687340730
At least you wrapped it up. How was it mashing that semi soft putty into her?
>>687340809
Please stop, you're making the internet bleed
>>687340237
21?
Holy living fuckwaffles, I'm pushing 30 and this moose looks 20 years older than me.
>>687340730
Your dick looks like Ducky from The Land Before Time
>>687340237
Thanks for taking one for the males.
There's somethings even white guys won't hit.
>>687341146
>>687341101
NO! My suffering must be spread to as many people as possible!
>>687341193
Abso mad man, washes once every two weeks, massive family in a tiny house. Oh yeah, and the creepy little brother that watched us.
>>687337895
i mean im desperate and would fuck a lot of women but even that doesn't get my dick hard at all.
>>687341386
Why did you take pictures?
I smell bullshit, you never got laid.
>>687341146
My sides are in orbit
>>687337895
>>687341472
She looks like the cancer bitch in Orange is the New Black.
>>687341146
His dick i at least alive. Duckys voice actor got shot in her face by her dad.
>>687341021
Not great tbh
>>687337895
Wow.
I'm a virgin and im embarrassed for you.
Thats pretty bad dude.
>>687340809
looks good imho
>>687340730
did you get extreme frost bite on your dick or somethin or are you wearing some black condom
>>687341533
Because I was tricked. It was a tinder fling and their pictures there looked like a normal person, not a hog, but mama didnt raise no quitter. These were pictures she sent me while I was driving over there after it was too late.
>lots of free booze and weed...
>>687341667
guitar or bass player?
>>687341879
judging by how ugly the chick is, i'd say bass.
>>687341386
I'd fuck her if it wasn't for the tattoos.
It's bad enough to be a fucking whale, but the tattoos turn her from "less desirable", to "nigger fucktoy" tier.
>>687340237
family for reference
>>687338794
How cray cray is she
>>687340643
Pokemon, tits, and ginger? You fucked up anon that chick is wife material
>>687341667
That's fucking disgusting.
>>687341879
crack pipe
>>687342081
Fuck...
>>687342081
God I wish they would all die before they could procreate.
>>687337895
id died myself
>>687337895
Haha. Damn op you're a fucking winner bro. Must've felt like shit for a week after that.
>>687342158
i was talkin about the guitars in the background
ofc that thing plays the crack flute
>>687339333
Looks like he has a small cock
I feel bad for you femnon
>>687342035
It smelled horrible the entire time, im surprised I managed to get all the way through it.
I stole her hat too before I left and havent seen or spoken to them since. The beauty of giving false names.
>>687341667
>>687340730
do you have more of her pussy? guess she has a nice gaping cunt
>>687340809
I'd hit it from behind.
>>687342212
>>687342330
those are guitars look close
>>687338994
Why?
>>687340107
No
>>687342615
Dude. She's the perfect match for you. At least you're not virgin like the rest of these faggots anymore.
>>687342597
>those dull cow eyes staring back as you cum inside
>>687342259
You like feet, anon? I used to.
>>687342615
Did you smack her across the brow with a crowbar??
my fetish it ugly girls i need moar
>>687342330
I play both, but those are guitars in the picture.
>>687342597
>>687342756
do miss fucking her fat tits
>>687342600
maybe 6 string bass?
>>687337895
bruh i like to dress up as yakko (my 3rd fav warner)
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my yakko suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://youtu.be/mjP4RW3m8wQ
>>687342381
>implying women use 4chan
contemplated an hero after this shit
>>687342826
>>687342614
Because that's not a white baby in that belly.
It's between my baby momma or her daughter
>>687342822
>>687340643
those tits omfg
>>687342932
>>687342969
So /cgl/ is just full of sissy men?
>>687337895
>>687338423
>>687342615
>>687343093
Why in god's name is she bald
>>687337895
Amber Rose got fat.
>>687339333
He looks like he's holding his penis in this picture.
>>687343093
Jesus man.
How did you even get it up?
I have sort of a fetish for tragically flawed girls but this is too far my man... Like a human thumb
>>687343093
I know a guy who looks just like this. Was she cheap at least?
>>687343093
Fuck man, you're in her swamp.
get the fuck out before she gets hungry
>>687342969
i do, also here's my contribution
[GO]
>>687343527
thats actually great, more pls
>>687342081
stop posting pics of others families you creep
>>687343093
Is she retarded?
>>687342311
got more of that ass?
Her. But dammit she gave great head. Thoughts?
>>687343057
Why? She's cute. I mean, if you're into fat chicks at least she isn't a tub of lard.
>>687337895
>>687342311
that looks like a damn fine ass though
>>687342081
my god they breed
>>687343793
Wait, is that manboobs?
>>687343793
I'd be her boyfriend.
>>687343793
Looks like a man, faggot.
>>687343793
did you let him fuck you in the ass, fag?
>>687343916
>>687343916
moar!!!!!!
>>687343916
Id probably throat fuck her until she fell unconscious
>>687343891
she used fucking teeth dude
>>687339333
is that the UCLA killer?
>>687343527
Looks like the creature from Dune that could fold space.
>>687344017
>>687344017
>>687343916
I'll take them off your hands
>>687337895
your mom
>>687341667
>>687340730
>>687339260
>>687338033
...any more?
>>687343591
not if you see her face
>>687337895
Looks like you slayed the beast at least. She won't be destroying any villages any time soon.
>>687344112
kek
>>687344175
>>687344178
All yours
>>687344210
Fuck you, you're not my real dad
>>687343574
oy the chief is looking at all the shit u do
>>687337895
www.imdb.com/name/nm3818686
>>687344382
>>687343666
More?
Also checked
>>687344159
used teeth? What do you mean? Like she bit your dick? the fuck?
This one.. Got more if interested..
>>687337895
what is that...
why would you...
I don't even...
>>687344382
Maybe she wasn't very good because she wasn't into your needledick faggot.
>>687344496
>>687344279
Sure 1 sec
>>687344503
>>687344590
very interested
>>687344600
I dare you to stay hard.
But you're welcome to save that picture of my dick. I can tell you're into it.
>>687340809
10/10 wouldnt pull out
My crazy ex. Wish we never got together. She was hot though.
>>687344590
Post'em if you got'em!
>>687344679
>it's the same guy
you have strange tastes anon
>>687344793
She's a real cutie, guy, what's wrong?
>>687344505
like she didn't know how to prevent teeth-to-dick friction and it was very bad as if she didnt even try. sorry for the misunderstanding
>>687344679
She's not even that bad honestly wtf? She's no 10/10, but maybe like a 6..6.5 if good personality. She's no fucking Shrek like OP
>>687343574
Looks like an exceptionally shit Benicio del Toro.
When I see this I really wonder how I don't get laid more.
>>687340349
What background? It's pitch black
>>687338423
Holy shit I knew that dude that tried to kill Bjork was alive. that video confirmed fake
>>687344845
ooh. Did I strike a nerve?
>>687343666
more pls
>>687344793
This pic explains it a bit more... 5 at best
>>687343666
>>687344793
Trim that shit. This isn't 1971 anymore.
>>687344868
i would eat her dingleberries
>>687344017
Did you cum on her flower?
itt: typical women
>>687343254
Why in gid's name did OP fuck this?
>>687340730
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR DICK?
>>687344793
she's fucking hot, who is she ? Your wife ?
Crazy, drugged up whore.
>>687344975
Speaks waaay too much
>>687345260
they're called condoms.
>>687344793
she's not that bad. do you really regret fucking her that much?
>>687344679
the one time you had sex and it was with a prostitute. Nice, buddy.
Bitch said "I'm a squirter". No, that's piss. All over my mattress, sinking in and stinking up my fucking apartment.
>>687344382
Did she have some crazy neuroses or flaw? Looks-wise... she's not amazing but not bad at all.
>>687345361
>the one time
You haven't been following the thread.
>>687344496
Punkrock Chinese Hooker Footjob is my new band name
>>687345135
She likes it this way...
>>687345381
Her?? That's your worst because of a bit of piss?
I think OP would gladly swap to escape the existential angst he's experiencing.
>>687345381
lmao
and i thought i fucked up hard.
jeez, you guys really shouldn't be so desperate for pussy.
>>687345585
hot body at least.
I would take a butterface to a hambeast with a cute face any day
>>687344896
Same guy as op and the crack whore.
It's not really a matter of taste, so much as I put myself in dumb situations and get to proud to leave them.
For example, here's the porn star I was sleeping with, hanging out with my girlfriend. She doesn't know.
>>687345306
fucking frenchman.
>>687345282
>Those tits
>>687340643
i know this is b8, but fuk man she is a steal
>>687345715
show us
>>687345350
Kind of... bla bla bla all the time
>>687345282
>>687337895
goddamn
>>687345799
You re welcome ;)
>>687344279
>>687343591
Fucking kill yourself, you lonely ugly mess.
>>687345782
Story and what is your profession? I'm guessing musician...
>>687339260
1 pound of beef right there
chick on right. ugh.
>>687337895
dude... DUDE
>>687345462
kek irl
>>687346013
>>687346096
Ugh. Sorry, /b/ro. She looks like she smells.
>>687337895
>"Yoobah koh ra doh ka mallo wampa mah yass ka chung kawah wookiee"
>>687345306
Pourquoi t'es circonci ? T'es un rebeux ? Et elle aime les circonci cette truie ?
>>687342822
This layer of corneal
>>687343272
Kek
>>687337895
sup fags. i like to dress up as yakko (my 3rd fav warner)
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my yakko suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOOb3wPNMAg
>>687345643
more
In an age of social networking how do people manage to stay virgins
>>687340429
Obviously a nigger.
>>687343057
What's her name?
>>687346307
Nope, ni rebeu, ni feuj... plus hygiénique, plus pratique !
>>687346096
Did she stink of patchouli oil?
>>687343527
Where does it start and where does it begin?
>>687345782
Let's hear the story behind this pic. Porn Star, girlfriend, continue please.
>>687346397
Not really regret, just would never admit it to my boys. But damn that bitch had a tight pussy for a 40 + yr old
>>687343272
Underrated Post.
>>687346756
>>687344868
Loo>>687345007
>>687340643
Bullshit. Karolina is her name. Faggot
>>687346639
Sérieux ? T'as fait ça a quel âge ?
>>687343916
>>687346159
>>687346077
Of how I met lexi? She had an ad on fetlife. She stopped [publicly] doing porn thing, and models now. I'm into photography, she didn't charge me for shoots where my dick stayed dry, we ended up hanging out a lot. Gf wanted to meet her, we kept our story straight.
>>687344679
Don't look half bad to me
>>687346905
23... Et crois moi, j aurai préféré plus jeune !
>>687346598
Both, actually. And I prefer nigga. Soft 'r'.
>>687342081
BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE
>>687346533
Two more then im out.
>>687346961
Nice! Any pics of you and Lexi that you care to share?
>>687347145
Dead
>>687337895
is that bam bam bigalo?
>>687347089
Le travail a été super bien fait, t'as quel âge maintenant ?
T'avais un phimosis avant ?
>>687347334
Nigga
>>687347194
There's a set like this from literally the day after they met, but I'm too high to remember which is which
>>687345095
Underrated post.
>>687340643
>right click
>search google for image
youre a 100% certified faggot
>>687346728
See
>>687346961
>>687347479
>>687341433
Yeah but what do you look like? You gotta be at least a little gross looking right?
>>687347334
top fucking kek i remember his fat ass rolling around the ring, and in the original Nintendo game he was unbeatable cause the faggot did cartwheels that couldnt be avoided
Coworker. We fucked after a very drunken evening, and she was awful in bed. Then I came to find out she's just an awful person in general. She's conservative, which is fine since I am a moderate conservative too, but like your typical southern conservative- made it through grad school but doesn't seem to know anything about anything, survives on her parents' money, blindly religious. It pains me to know I once fucked that.
>>687347414
Y a 20 piges et oui...
>>687340809
I think I know that hambeast!
Got a face?
>>687347479
Awesome. Thanks for sharing, /b/ro.
>>687347599
it's a joke retard
>>687347778
Tu regrette pas ton prépuce ? Faire des va et viens ? Et t'as d'autres photo de la meuf, j'adore les meufs un peu moche mais bien cochone comme ça.
OP again. I don't want you to think they're all bad. You roll a hundred dice, eventually you're going to strike out
