You guys know the rules. Never did this before. Let's make it interesting
>>687223124
send dick pic along with "your turn"
>>687223124
so you want to play age of empires II the conquerors expansion too ? Awesome, I just mounted the server. Wanna join ?
>>687223124
"can you show me the goods so i know what im doing later"
Op here. I didn't know there was a thread already. Fuck. This might be boring. How about every post with 7. Make it easier.
I want to fornicate with you in the dark ally downtown where the homeless sleep.
>>687223678
rollin'
>>687223889
Rollin
Making sure you guys understand I am op.
>>687223678
keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Send picture of penis. Ask if she can see the herpes.
HES OUTSIDE YOUR FRONT DOOR, LEAVE THE HOUSE NOW
>>687224447
WINRARRR
Omae wa bakka chan chin chin desu
>>687224447
Kinda creepy. Heard the noise of my front door knob getting rattled just a minute ago... Checked and didn't see anyone.
Ah, doing taxes. Boring.. you're boring, now send me a pic of you doing taxes
>>687223124
>>687224686
I was trying to think of something that would scare the fuck out of myself
>>687224752
roll for this
>>687224752
Rolling
Keep it going boys.
>>687223678
ral
Hello, (insert her last name here). I have been looking for you...
I have had this fantasy for a while with myself and my best friend and we want to act it out and need someone to video it... will you video tape us?
there's a snake in my boot
>>687225524
The mailman, I made outwith him now he want's all my pogs.
>>687225857
kek
>>687225857
roll
have you even carved a pumpkin with a garden shovel because its pretty difficult
>>687225822
winrar
>>687225857
>>687225822
just kidding its just my dick
>>687225857
reroll
>>687225857
reeeroll
You guys making it hard to keep up. Dubs and 7s. Fuck. Nice work. I missed the dubs at first.
I fantasize about raping small children, I don't know what to do!
>>687226765
I don't smoke wine, last time i did i woke up with my bootyhole as a wine coolie
Off to an extremely autistic start boys
Hitler did nothing wrong and he will return as trump in disguise
I've been collecting your toe nail clippings.
>>687226765
Retarded porn, is the thinking man's porn
>>687227055
>>687227144
>>687227200
What the fuck
>>687223459
Bumpity
Ay yo boo hol up hol up. U best b sendin a nigga dem nudes. Shieeetttt...
1 gram of cum weights like 15 diamonds of gram
This will explain it all
Send her the actual link, the filter blocks this shit for a fucking reason
FUNNYJOKES DOT ON DOT NIMP DOT ORG
Tell her to do it on a computer for better quality, but phone is still okay
>>687226765
I wish to procreate with your nostrils.
>>687227055
>>687227144
>>687227200
>>687227322
>>687227366
This is now a dubs thread
>>687227322
'tis be the truth
Send me a pic of your tits or I swear to god I will kill myself this time
>>687227605
Roll
>>687227500
Rubba dub dubs
>>687227500
shit man
>>687226765
Ya I'm hooked on drugs, also how the fuck do you not know about pogs. That's how the cold war ended. Read a blork you rube
send a dick pic
I want to watch you with a big cock stud and be your financial slave
>>687226765
I will destroy dat ass like a Palestinian village. Can I get a pic of your bootyhole?
>>687226765
BAHAHAHHA
moar dubs, eh?
Bullshit thread.
How come there's no previous messages? Stop talking to yourself for cheap thrills you pathetic faggot.
>>687227752
Rolllll
>>687227733
What the dubs is going on here. Also op spit some mad game and get them titties
I love to smoke BBC
>>687227605
fag
>>687227752
7752
Reroll 7852
Fml
>>687227752
roll
>>687226453
3spoops
I hate black people, what about you?
>>687227752
roll
>>687227605
roll
Send pic of goatse
>>687227605
rollerino
just messing with you babe, let me see those boobs tho
>>687227605
pls op
>>687227485
Reroll.
Brb house on fire lol
>>687226765
I've decided to come to terms with something sally, I am a woman. I know it's hard to accept, but last night I met this amazing dress and we danced the night away. I have always been keen on fairer sexes fashion, but that turtleneck really took me there. Very sexual, very primitive and very sightseeing
welp. you guys managed to fuck his possibilities up. congratulations /b/. you never fail
>>687225524
FAIL. This is not how it works newfag
Fun fact the first romans was ruled by kings who was black. Tarquinius superbus the last black king of rome was overthrown by the whiteys who ruled rome for a couple of centuries. Until sulla the great black general overthrew the whiteys and exterminated them in the social war. Now blacks was running rome again and a whitey wasnt seen in the region again until it was sacked by alaric and the whiteys eventually killed or sent the black romans to africa. Julius caesar was black
>>687223124
Post a pic with a sharpie up your ass and have it show this post after it
i want to lick ur butthole, come over NOW
Hey babe, can I get a quick nude?
>>687228177
double win
>>687228255
winrar
Getting hectic.
>>687228298
re-roll
>>687227144
Winrar
>>687228304
rolling
Got a couple more coming
>>687228350
Still talking to yourself? This is now a cringe thread.
>>687228333
Triple win
>inb4 singles of shingles
I want to fap to your tits. Send pics bitch.
Another one
>>687228304
rolling for this
>>687228459
Rolling for Palestinian village
>>687228304
that^
>>687228177
Winrar
>>687228304
rolley
>>687228580
Sorry my other girl had my phone.
>>687228304
this
I collect my cum and wait till it's well seasoned and use it for stuffing on thanksgiving.
Nigga now you don't make no sense. Get with the program daawwwg!
>>687228401
spinning
>>687228726
this
>>687228726
roll
>>687228580
Are you judging me? ):
>>687228580
Sorry, I'm just going through a lot right now. I thought i could be crazy with you, without you being so bitchy. Now rub em tits like big D likes. Also call me big D from now on. It's my stage name
>>687228726
lmao. do that op
>>687228726
this. please
>>687228726
Pls this
op pls
>>687228726
>>687228866
Huehuehue
>>687228726
This one for sure
>>687228726
reroll
>>687228726
Rolling
Hey my bad, my side girl Trisha took my phone and you know how them bitches can behave. Thank God you're nothing like them.
>>687228726
Roll for this
I took a fuckload of LSD and now I can hear colors.
Sorry, Vanessa sent that, and I'm not allowed to say no to my mistress
Immediately afterwards text FRIEND I MEANT FRIEND FUCKING AUTOCORRECT
>>687228726
Reroll for this
>>687228726
Rolling
>>687228726
roll 4 this
>>687228866
Fuck you guys I got a WINRAR. >>687228964
>>687228949
>>687228928
>>687228902
>>687228805
Samefag
>>687229045
Keked better than mine
>>687227467
Sorry bro. For some reason that shit isn't making sense to me. Send me the "link".
I'm sorry babe, some nigger got a hold of my phone. Anyway, could you lick my asshole tonight?
>>687228726
plox
I'm just fucking with you. Send me some nudes
>>687229007
Win
>>687228726
Rolling
>>687228799
DO IT NOW OP
I love to shove my cock in my ass till my cum drips out
>>687228726
THIS
>>687229177
dubs
>>687229177
Winrar
>>687229117
only 2 of those 4 were me
>>687229100
Winrar
You don't like my sexy talk? I'm diamonds
I'll send you some if you do;)
>>687228866
Winrar
>>687228726
rollz
>>687229132
Link is
Milfporn dot on dot nimp dot org
No spaces and replace dot with .
I can't put actual link because the filter blocks this link in particular.
I'm sorry, baby, I just love you so much. Will you peg me?
>>687228726
THIS NOW
I jack off to your mom after we hang out
Op fucking died
>>687228726
ROLLS
>>687229190
NOW OP
Ya'll niggers still rolling in a fake thread.
yeah. op... op might be dead
>>687229506
Roll
I'll slap my fucking hawg on your face if you don't hurry the fuck up
>>687228726
this ^
>>687229506
Rolllllll
The fitness gram pacer test is multi stage aerobic capacity test.
>>687228726
do thissss
Give OP some time to type out the messages to himself and come up with a witty response to keep you faggots entertained.
If you don't send nudes then I'm sending everyone that video of you sucking my cock
Doubles here
>>687229100
>>687228866
>>687228655
>>687229177
>>687228655
DUBS FAGGOT, DO IT
Ogagaggagagagagagagag boobobboboboogagagagg I want a gooks dick in my ass
This is amazingly successful.
>>687229795
Truth
>>687223124
Roll
This picture
i want to fist your ass while i fuck you mom
>>687223124
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9HilyOLWzrM roll
Yes, I completely agree
Is that kik op?
>>687229506
"Fake" right. Give me a sec guys gonna send all dubs.
send dick pic
Butthole time. ;)
>>687230863
HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALY DID MY POST
>>687230863
No fucking way.
>>687230863
Doesn't mean shit when you're sending them to yourself, faggot.
I'll catch up to all of these dubs. Should I go trips?
>>687231458
If fake that's pretty good.
Poppers in the sharpie, tits.
>>687231458
I'm sorry, babe. I guess I'm no good with words. What I'm trying to say is: Will you marry me?
>>687223124
Roll > Its time, show me your tits or i will rape this little boy!
>>687231850
Re-roll
Sorry, this girl next to me keeps taking my phone.
>>687231850
Roll
>>687231458
Not fake. Still going boys
>>687232101
Keked
10/10
>>687232101
Nigger, people like you are the reason I hate humanity and have a hard time trusting anyone. Hope you choke on a big fat dick and/or kill yourself.
I honestly never want to see you again, you slut.
I know what you do with Rob while I'm away
>>687232008
Reroll
>>687232101
uh oh... someone forgot to delete pics
Sorry, my other bitch keeps taking my phone. She says if I dont get ur tit pics, she wont fuck me any more...shes bi....BONUS
>>687231458
Well, in any case, the owner of this phone shouldn't leave his phone unattended and unlocked. Found that in the gallery btw.
>>687232422
WinRAR
She hasn't stopped yet? She's a keeper. Lol
>>687232422
FUCK YEAH
>>687232422
kek
>>687232497
she looks fat
>>687232511
oh shit!!! this gotta b good
Fuck you whore, I don't want to hear it. Like you don't know... Rob told me everything- he even sent the sharpie picture.
>>687232422
>>687232529
roll
Fun fact the first romans was ruled by kings who was black. Tarquinius superbus the last black king of rome was overthrown by the whiteys who ruled rome for a couple of centuries. Until sulla the great black general overthrew the whiteys and exterminated them in the social war. Now blacks was running rome again and a whitey wasnt seen in the region again until it was sacked by alaric and the whiteys eventually killed or sent the black romans to africa. Julius caesar was black
Your words forced me to cut my hand
>>687232711
Check em!
>>687232529
roII
>>687232561
My uncle Carlos stuck his burrito in my culo. It really messed me up
what did you fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
This girl I was chatting with earlier got the record for sharpies.
I got the link bro here in a sec. I kind forgot. My bad bro.
>>687231850
roll!
>>687232511
Nice Dubs
>>687233016
I hope this 404s before you can link faggot
If you show me tits I'll explain why I'm babbling like a fucking autistic idiot
>>687233016
Intra kek!
>>687231633
Pooper in the sharpie, tits.
>>687233208
roll
>>687232958
This
send your nigger mother my condolences
>>687233208
Fuck, roll. Op is a fucking idiot. I came for tits
>>687232958
Do it op
Send me that pussy if its...cool
>>687233208
THIS PLEASE
TITS OR GTFO
Tits bitch. Fuck.
>>687223124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgeoWlqM4i8
>>687233208
this.
>>687232101
Ew she's ugly
>>687233208
Rolling this
>>687233016
My dad died, this is why I'm loosing my mind.. I feel as if I'm on a roller-coaster with 3 inches on that guy. I need a breather babe, fuck shit i need a cpr. I wanna sneak a peek at some smoking man steak. It was just a blur. I mean look at that guy, does he have to stretch all over me?
>>687233288
>>687233377
Dubs don't lie op, your a fucking idiot do this
>>687233208
Ok. Look. Here goes nothing. I'm autistic.
All these autistic 12 year olds trying so hard to be funny.
I'm so hard for you
>>687233612
that's one loose pussy
>>687233991
like yourself?
Should I keep going since thread is close to 404? You guys decide.
>>687234154
kek
Okay look i know im acting strange, i just really like you and i don't know how to show you. it's just that we have so much in common and seem to connect on a deeper level, you know? you're always complaining about the kind of guys you go out with, i cant help feeling like i would be better suited to treat you right. lets make something special together.
I'm sorry I was so rude before... but... it's difficult for me... to... express myself... when I am on the verge of... exploding in my pants>>687234166
>>687234166
keeep going
>>687234166
Your a fucking CLASS A RETARD op. You could of got tits if she was real, go die you worthless cuck
>>687234166
Moar
>>687234366
Nice dubs.
>>687234077
Kek
>>687234383
Fucking faggot
>>687233612
roll for you to send this pic OP
Don't call, you'll wake everyone up
>>687233612
>roll for you to send this pic
and this is a perfect example of why newfags are ruining /b/
>>687234166
"its just your cousin, chill the fuck out"
>>687234579
Roll
>>687234666
FUCK I WAS AIMING FOR THAT
>>687234166
How far south this went is ridiculous
>>687234666
Confirmed
I said my other bitch, dont u listen? no wonder y im fucking someone else
>>687232555
TRIPS
>>687234633
winrar
Might get somewhere
>>687234666
Truth of satanic trips
>>687234633
Rolling for coupling this pic with "my cock stretched her pussy out good. with you i've been holding out on the big cums to my penis"
>>687234886
finally OP
>>687234840
this
>>687234840
yes
>>687234840
roll
>>687234886
>doorknob
>>687234840
this roll
>>687234840
YES!
>>687234840
Reroll
Op, post her profile pic here
