THE RETURN OF CHRISCHAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjtZ0IJIEA
>>687210261
nice OP
>>687210261
>lesbians want to have sex with a man to get pregnant
is dis nigga that stupid
>>687212549
No woman can deny his acrobatic sexual prowess.
>>687210261
I don't know exactly why, but watching this is like serendipitous to my life, I remember following Chris chan so many years back, but the arrests, the fires, I had to look away... It fell off the radar, but seeing this, it makes me realize we can all go back to where we started; you've gotta do you, you're the only one that can
>>687212549
>is dis nigga that stupid
I take it you don't know Chris Chan then?
Grab some popcorn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s
Thought he was still in prison.
>>687210261
I just can't wait for the next big event
>>687210261
mfw i used to know chrischan irl
he was a pretty cool dude
we used to play gran turismo (the lyon takes another victim)
mfw i see what he has become
>>687210261
WTF sonic has blue arms???
>>687215493
did you really lose anything of value though?
>>687217186
aside from a good friend?
it pans me to see this shit man, he was a really cool dude. He drove a silver corvette.
Honestly if his ex wife wasn't such a cunt and actually supported him through his struggle instead of fucking one of the guys in his support group i can almost guarantee this shit never would have gone anywhere near this far.
>>687215493
>allowing your child to get deep into gaming
Not even once.
>>687218104
>ex-wife
Nigga what the fuck? I think you have the wrong Chris.
See: >>687213540
Watch out ladies, he knows about the labia.
>>687215777
fucking checked
>>687218341
i hope to god I do hope that there just happened to be another transgender guy name chris chandler that looked exactly like chrischan
>>687210261
i have seen new levels of autism
>>687218104
>ex-wife
Holy fuck
im expecting the doll to pop any minute now
>>687210261
That fucking mouth trumpet shit he does. Good god.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N6UNX2rdSE
>>687218836
Chris-chan's entire life has been accounted for in what is, ironically, a pretty autistic level of detail. Chris-chan has never had a wife, and the idea is kind of laughable.
Father....
I DID not believe in autism until I saw this. Autism is real
and we need to fight it
>>687218104
what are you fucking going on about?
God will punish us for this faggotry.
>>687213540
EVERYBODY WATCH THIS
EDUCATE YOURSELVES
WORTH IT
>>687210261
I... I can't even.... WHAT... WHY!?
We gotta tell /v/
I was wondering where the fuck his cock went then I finally realized he's wearing pantyhose
The worst part of it isn't how he's dressed or how he's fucking a blowup doll. The worst is how he mechanically goes step by step as if its a chore
>>687222887
They know, it was posted there first
>>687223376
I also don't get the Christmas tree in the corner??
HAIL THE RETURN OF OUR AUTISTIC SAVIOR
>>687210261
CHRISTIAN NO
PLEASE GOD NO
God favors the wicked.
pls no bully
>>687223493
its decoration. he's seen it in other peoples houses. he doesn't understand why they do it but he's seen christmas trees before and they're definitely a thing normal people do so i'll just put one in my bedroom here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5rnq9R9xjc
>>687221591
I kinda think he's a character. His story seems to follow some standard beats. His videos seem to have proper setups and punchlines disguised as reality. I didn't suspect it until I saw the video where he wanted to license Sonichu to Sega. It came off as someone writing as Chris Chan.
>>687224392
How old is this fucker? I have seen him mentioned on this site for a few years but I don't get it. Usually feel sorry for people like this, but does he have parents or someone to help him?
Or is it all fucking fake like always??
Everyone let's support our precious ChrisChan, we need more Sonichu in our lives.
>>687225018
>videos seem to have proper setups and punchlines disguised as reality
Me too. Haven't followed him at all so looking at this with fresh eyes it just seems... fake??
>>687225418
And the fact he seems to morph into whatever 4chan is obsessed with at the time.
>>687225088
He's 34
>>687225088
christian is legit fucking insane. he used to be just autistic but gradually he's lost his fucking mind and degenerated into the transgender lesbian he is today.
>>687220753
That filename
Lmao
>>687225832
I agree. That youtube link above has a lot of hits already, so he can make $$$.
>>687225873
jesus I am 34 as well. Just looked an he was born like the week before me.
>>687225018
>>687225418
As fucked up as he seems. It must work for him. I don't think he's fake, but has rather found something to reinforce his gross behavior. (both with attention and money)
>>687226269
>>687226596
This is probably the answer. No doubt he is fucked up, but I think a bit of it is with a smirk and a wink like he is in on the joke.
>>687226926
he has a point. he is influential
>>687226926
Why the fuck do autism people love Sonic?
>>687227329
Ya his video influenced me to throw up and go take a fucking shower.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I REMEMBER IN THE NEWS PAPER A COUPLE YEARS BACK THERE WAS A SECTION WHERE KIDS COULD SUBMIT THEIR DRAWINGS TO THE NEWS PAPER AND THEYD GIVE THEM A FEATURED SECTION OF THEIR DRAWING AND IT WAS MOTHERFUCKING SONICHU
>>687227521
Autist here. I don't like sonic.
>>687225493
sad
>mfw I share the same name as this dumbass
>>687210261
Hahahahah holy shit. Is it just me or is his new place a fuckton cleaner?
>>687227903
Is autism even real? What causes it? Honest question not trying to be mean.
I came from a big family. Talking several brothers and sisters and many many cousins, uncles, aunts. And we don't have a single one with this shit.
The other thing we don't have is shit parents who didn't let us play in the dirt and fed us McDonalds and allowed us to watch TV all day.
Not saying autism is just shitty parents, but what could explain it?
>>687228998
Oh, dude
wtf!
>>687230222
Ok. Stop, Chris.
Nice trips.
>>687218836
all transgender guys look like chrischan
>>687228858
Fucking moron. Its long since been established that premature vaccines result in autism.
>>687210261
>....AND YOUR SOUL SHALL BE TRAPPED IN THIS BODY MADE BY MADNESS AND VIRGINITY!!! YOU WILL LIVE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN ETERNAL PAIN AND AGONY, TO WITNESS THE EVERYDAY OF THIS MAN.
>>687225018
I doubt it. The dude literally has eyes on him at all times at this point. The autists at kiwifarms follow his every move. There are literally people who drive to his house and follow him around some days. If he was a fake, we'd have known about it by now.
>>687210261
this "transgender lesbian phase" isnt really working out for him huh........
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This whole thing. I don't even know what I'm looking at anymore, but it doesn't belong on Youtube.
>>687231212
I'm out.
I dont understand, why does he keep doing this shit? He looks fucking crazy. Is he legit totally oblivious to how others perceive him? Does he literally have autism?
My god.
I really didn't think things could go this far.
>>687226269
He's not even a "real" tranny (if such a thing even exists). He just thinks that if he becomes a "girl", he'll be able to score with lesbians, thus increasing his "demographic". It has not worked.
His new plan seems to be freezing his own jizz in his freezer (because he's too stupid to realize that sperm banks use very carefully controlled medical storage facilities) so that he can get a sex change, then inseminate his new "vagina" with his own seed.
I am not making that up.
>>687230503
>premature vaccines result in autism
Like kids got them too early? I won't even ask for a source so I can learn more, I suspect you don't have one.
So this Chris 'thing' got vaccinated too early? Is that your belief?
>>687231414
As a new 'viewer' of this guy I say it is all fake and for attention/money. He realized that if he amps his weirdness up to 9000 he can score hits on youtube and money.
You guys are all being given a show.
Fake as fuck. This guy may be weird but this is all a show bros.
bye bye
>>687225418
No. Just no.
As a Christorian, I can tell you that none of this is fake. If you haven't followed him long, this all seems completely over the top, but it all makes sense when you understand the context.
Chris has been slowly building up to this for literally decades. He was crazy before people even knew he existed, his insanity just compounded over the years. It's all a reaction to things that happened earlier.
>>687228324
your name is christian weston chandler? what a fucking coincidence mine is too!
>>687231414
Yes, he does literally have autism.
>>687232160
>As a new 'viewer'
bye bye
>>687210261
Oh no...
>>687231742
>then inseminate his new "vagina" with his own seed
madness, sheer madness
>>687231861
Alright m8, I was gonna keep milking it, but I'm too tired and drunk. That was b8. I realize all those vaccers are full of complete shit.
>>687232160
It's not. It's really not. Read his wiki. This has been building up for years and years. This is not a scam to make money, this is a desperate autistic man grasping at every last straw to try to get himself a girlfriend.
I assure you, Chris is 100% genuine. He's not clever enough to be that Machiavellian.
>>687213540
made me cry and laugh
Bravo
>>687231085
>I don't even know what I'm looking at anymore, but it doesn't belong on Youtube.
>actually reporting stuff on youtube
there are actual youtube videos where they show nipples and penises and blowjob instructions and a whole lot of lewd stuff, This isnt 2006.
>>687232654
Well, he has to have his daughter because of the prophecy. I mean, an animatronic mouse told him he was destined to have a daughter, so it must be true, right?
hes been posting for about a month now? slackin /b/ slackin
>>687225018
Watch the documentary here: >>687213540
Chris's story began before the internet even really fucking existed.
How sick would it be though if CWC made a youtube video acting normally saying chris-chan is character. Too bad he is actually retarded :(
>>687232729
>>687222222
>>687233399
checked
>>687227521
Its strange how many it attracts. Almost as if it speaks to something deep within them.
I'm more surprised Sonic is still doing ok. It hasn't spawned a great game since the Sega Genesis era.
Of course he's a MLP fan. Makes perfect sense. This is their demographic. The retarded fucking manchildren.
>>687233399
He did, years ago and everyone bought it. Then his ego kicked in and he started making videos again and everyone figured out that he actually was, in fact, an autistic manchild.
If he'd just walked away and disappeared from the Internet after that video, he'd have been an Internet legend and saved himself a ton of trouble. He just couldn't stay away, though.
>>687210261
Hey guys, whats goin-
>>687233399
>tfw chris has a degree
>>687233741
you don't called retarded people retard, it's bad taste
you call your friends retard when they are acting retarded
hxxps://youtu.be/eJjtZ0IJIEA?t=300
I want this stickied and autoplay'd every time we visit /b/
>>687234284
>you don't called retarded people retard, it's bad taste
Welcome to 2016. Where truth is in bad taste.
Apparently, you can call literally anyone retarded, unless they're actually retarded.
I fucking hate this world.
>>687234284
"bad taste"? fuck off nigger
>>687234284
Shut the fuck up, retard.
>>687229963
>would you fuck me?
>I'd fuck me
>I'd fuck me so hard
https://youtu.be/X_DVS_303kQ
>>687233831
He must fulfill his love quest
>>687234284
Fucking retard
>>687234564
>>687234631
>>687234694
>>687234869
Found the retards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOLbuFVG0fs
>>687234284
>>/tumblr/
>>687231085
>reporting the CWC archive, a channel not even run by chrischan and which only exists to document his life
KYS
>you now realize that Chris has fucked more women than you have
I'm sure this fucker is a Bernie Sanders or Hillary voter.
>>687235154
will you be my knight in shining underwear?
>>687235615
>thinking he has time to waste from his busy Love Quest schedule
ISHYGDDT
I'm not a robot.
>>687230222
Is that Chris in his Robert Smith phase?
>>687235615
No, he's actually traditionally a republican, though he doesn't like Trump this time.
Chris is incredibly racist and homophobic. He doesn't even like pickles because they remind him too much of dicks. The whole reason he's doing this is likely because he's so uncomfortable with male bodies.
Learn you christory.
>>687236044
No that's Robert Smith in his chris-chan phase
>>687236044
>>687227740
>Chrischan goes to a burlesque show
Attention whores reaping the bitter fruit they sow. He is a dark mirror to their desperate souls.
>>687236193
youre sachumo arent you?
>>687236463
I do not know what that is.
>>687236044
Have you seen Robert Smith lately?
He didn't just let himself go, it's more like he is actively flushing the toilet of his life over and over
I thought he exiled himself after that useless pastor told him so
>>687236645
Sure thing <wink wink>
>>687232160
wish you were right new friend. I've been watching this go down for nearly a decade and I can say with 100% confidence that no, he really is this fucked off. Now please go lurk more before imparting us with your 15 years worth of knowledge
>>687210261
leave him the fuck alone you virgins
>>687227501
you can't spell class ring without "CLASSY"
>>687237438
shut up
don't be mad chris gets more pussy than you
>>687236816
dudes almost 60, not sure how to tell ya kid, but this happens to 99% of everyone, its called getting old.
>>687237997
shit im not mad im sad. i have not had sex in like 3 years. lulz
>>687238098
>tfw we can't find a bf-free girlfriend
>>687238413
LOL god damn right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjFwRnzySGY
14 Branchland Ct.
Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545
the address i presume
>>687239161
He is slowly morphing into an aging gender studies professor.
>>687239380
Aren't we all Chris?
>>687234949
Buffalo bill?
>>687239161
I need a corner office although I'll be working from home
>>687240216
Can you imagine what is on those VHS tapes behind him?
