Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Show us a happy face edition
>Very tired mobile claim
>>687220342
>>687220342
>>687220342
But I made one!
>>687219664
I completely agree! Something about their high energy always makes me smile.
>>687220152
AY YO HOALDUP BOI
>claim
>>687220459
Go to sleep soon dude?
>>687219775
Night!
>>687219789
Nah I just went maybe about 100 yards out into the water for about 30 min then come back in
>>687220026
Fuck I'm confused
>>687220269
Perfect timing
>>687218617
if you're here anon, im deeply sorry, and i didn't want to hurt you....
>>687220152
kagami claimed!!!
>>687220098
i feel the same!!! it's better to have 3 or 4 friends you can really confide in, then a bunch that you have no attachment too
that and i hate to hurt people....
>>687220467
>>687220528
Just quick enough to beat Rory
>>687220255
>That's not very nice
You've got a good point, maybe I should end that differently.
Any ideas?
Shiragami Youko claimed.
>Show us a happy face edition
>>687220467
RIP Rory
>I call next thread
>>687219998
0.8 dollars a gram for low quality compressed weed, good weed is betweed 2.5 and 3 dollars the gram, my country is Argentina, also I'm from Argentina and my english is not perfect
https://youtu.be/DfjX3ZVUb38
Because no one needs to sleep anymore
>>687220688
Barely. Just barely.
>>687220760
Have a smug eating face.
>>687220528
I'm an author, as long as I get what I need to get written done, I need not care about what time I wake up. Unless of course, I have to present to my father's class.
Milinda claim
>>687220152
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>>687220255
Not too bad. Sore from my failure of a run this morning. Otherwise not too bad.
>>687220528
Still, if you dont swim often, that is kinda a lot. Glad you had fun with it though.
>>687218414
>Battle Axes
That sounds rad. It was most likely the latter reason. If he wanted friends why not uh I don't know not be a niglet piglet.
Who won?
>>687218430
Wew, thank you.
Lel, a magician never reveals their secrets~
>>687218501
Why is this so funny?
>>687218556
Sleep well man.
>>687218557
Like what? I just come up with words that have no meaning.
>>687219263
Do it, the worst she could say is no (hopefully). Obviously you tried to do it but there were complications what's so hard about that? Besides they should now how work hours are, I'm sure they've worked fucked hours themselves.
Oh yeah time to get pumped.
>>687219775
Sleep well.
>Best idol claimed
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happy face
nyarko claimed
>>687220528
A ship was born yesterday, permitted by Rory himself
The shipmates are myself and Squid (Ika)
>that's pretty much all you need to know
Jibril claim
>>687220152
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>rattle
>>687220607
When it comes to friends, quality over quantity is the best option in my opinion.
>>687220860
I actually really enjoy that picture.
>>687220814
I see.
I figured it had to be somewhere that wasn't America, because weed here runs more than that. Also, assuming you were the guy whose typing I ridiculed, I sincerely apologize, I was unaware of the circumstances and should not have been so quick to judge.
here
>>687221199
Very very true.
>>687221171
nice one, here have this
i just went through an 849 picture album on imgur for mobile and i ended up downloading only 42 of them
i still have no clue where my glasses are fucking kill me
>>687220931
Gunslinger(enter edgy number here)
Zer0 Hour
Enzero/Enzer0
Joke names
XxKiritoxX(random number here)
TwilighttSparkle
(Insertwaifu)IsMyWaifu
>>687221364
hello fellow Tomoko
>>687221199
yes!!! it's always the best to go through hard times with someone too, it really does test a relationship, and it makes you both stronger for it!!!
>>687220931
Your welcome ;)
Pic related I see... kek
Not even for me?
>>687221199
>Trip dubs checked
The truth in this statement is overwhelming...
>>687221603
are you the one from 2 days ago?
>>687221199
however quantity over quality friends means massive parties with people you can fuck and forget later.
>not naming waifu
>dont want to be judged kek
>>687221199
Mate, quality over quantity as far as friends go is the best in everyone's opinion.
>>687221364
Noticed.
How are ya?
>>687221072
Adding this animu to my list.
I've seen enough pictures to know I'll probably enjoy it.
>>687221535
>Having to browse 849 pictures on a screen w/out glasses
Oh my god I'm so sorry.
Get on finding them, though.
>>687221544
Please make your next one xXaSSmAnXx
>>687220152
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>>687220860
It's OP homie
>>687220881
Nigga I had a blast!
>>687220931
Right!? It was one of those pool noodle things in shape of a battle axe. Only three and the 6 had to fight for it.
When we came back, the little guy said that he couldn't go far because his mom said he couldn't and we were like "oh yeah that's understandable" deep inside, we didn't want him near us. We know he'd ask for some more food with his hungry hungry hippo built ass.
>>687220879
You're an author? Sweet!
>>687221101
This makes the smug happy
claim mid league game
>>687221299
don't worry my spelling is shit in english, spanish and italian, for some reason I don't remember the exact way to writte lots of words and by the way, Argentina is in america lol
>>687221759
wasn't it yesterday ?
I'm half drunk while browsing
>>687220881
>failure of a run
You had an anime tier run, I wouldn't call it a failure!
>>687220931
She already wants me to move in, she knows how bad it is for me over here. It's more a matter of how much of my brothers stuff is in the garage and that we'd have to move a lot of it out. I think the only downside if I went to live over there would be I'd need to wear headphones most the time rather than my speakers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWAfIH4LbUM
>I forgot where you left so I'm relinking things I think you missed
>Song speaks to me right now, despite never having smoked before
>>687221378
Hey there kyouko, how have you been?
>>687221616
This is the way strong human relations develop, and withstand the tests of time
>>687221691
Didn't even notice it, thanks
>Czeched
>>687221544
>>687221814
Or
XxxCunt_Destroyer69xxX
>shinoa
>>687221814
the thing is is that i dont remember if they got home or not
thats what im scared about
>>687221814
nice! its really fun if yu are into the light novel genre. buw i forgot to ask, what genre is jitsu wa watashi wa?
>>687221773
>fuck and forget later
Christ if I'm out looking to get laid, I usually make sure it's nobody I know, that way it won't affect my personal life.
>No need to fuck n' forget if you never remembered them in at all
Also
>Afraid of being judged on an anonymous image board
>>687221902
I meant North America, ya silly goose.
>that's a cute-ass waifu.
>>687222147
Fucking do it, mate.
>>687221883
Got Shinoa approval too~!
>happy smug best smug
>>687222102
> how have you been?
Pretty good I guess, can't really complain.
When nothing unexpected happens it's good enough for me.
You?
>>687221883
I bet! I wish I had friends to do stuff like that with... kek
>>687222034
Haha fair point. Shit was funny.
>>687222102
Not a problem Mami. How are you today?
I have static on my screen, problem seems to be the dvi plug on the videocard, any solutions or ideas?
>>687221902
Ooo I assume you're going to stick around?
>I claimed chelsea few times before for fun
>>687222147
I had a account (now banned) from when we hacked gtav something like XoXoToxicCockzXoXo
im gonna hit the sheets!!! good night everyone, and have sweet dreams, i wish for everybody's day to be awesome tomorrow!!
>>687220607
and anon, please don't be hurt, it wasn't my intent
>>687221814
Everyone is quite a broad term to use. But I'll take it you are using hyperbole and leave it at that.
>>687221883
Yeah, I write for my father's lectures, the naval war college in RI, and in my personal novels.
>>687221814
im ok yourself?
>>687221888
hello
>>687221933
it may have been my memory sucks
>>687222231
A comedy romance with a whole bunch of monsters, hence the fangs on Shiragami.
>>687222227
>Five away from superget
>I'm in actually pain because of this
Have fun forking over the cash for new eyewear, Velma.
>Seriously though, check under everything, or get a friend to help
>pic related
>>687222657
>Hyperbole
Yup.
>>687222693
>I'm ok
Good to hear, then.
I'm doing okay, too!
>>687222657
>>687221883
Smugs always are.
>>687221299
It is a good one.
Keeping the thread alive!
>>687222423
Nothing out of the usual on my end either. A normal life that I am content with! :3
>>687222466
Today's been busy, yet enjoyable. Yourself?
>>687222693
we share a lot in common then
ready to play and sit comfy next to each other ?
fuck now my screen has a fucking blue tone, makes it more relaxing but fuck my fucking life
>>687223022
>Image
How did I not see that..
Here
>>687222991
Thanks for the bigger size and better quality, mate!
>>687222971
may as well kill myself tbh because my mom JUST bought new glasses just a few weeks ago
MY DOG WAS BARKING IN HIS SLEEP
she is mine :)
>>687222693
hello that was a good game you did destroyed that viegar
I have quite a few happy faces.
>>687221544
>Enzero/Enzer0
I actually like those, would probably use it.
Haha, do people react to the brony ones?
>>687221691
When the time is right, of course~
>>687221883
Fuck that sounds fun, I'd love to hang with you guys. You all got lucky, he would followed your scent.
>hungry hungry hippo built ass
Gave me a giggle.
>>687222034
Then I'd say go for it, when you're ready of course. Could his stuff be packed away in a U haul or something? But then there's the fee. Having much better living conditions is worth that change.
Nah didn't hear this last night. Instead of the smoking message it could be interpreted into something else.
>>687222644
Sleep well.
>>687223034
Good to hear.
>>687223275
You're welcome, kek.
>>687223299
>MY DOG WAS BARKING IN HIS SLEEP
My dog does that too sometimes.
>>687223299
My pup barks in her sleep and wakes herself up.
It's funny as shit.
>JUST bought new glasses a few weeks ago
I have a nephew who I swear loses glasses within two weeks of purchase every time.
>>687223487
>share happy faces with me
>pic
>>687223521
Was after salty people but I actually get shit tons of friend requests post matches... SO disappointing
>>687223625
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>>687223299
pet him to let it know its fine and howl with him whenever you have the chance
>>687223476
Veigar is easy to destroy. Stun him while close.
>>687223625
>mfw I watch vids that most people would nope heavily at
https://youtu.be/OpY1afKn85I
>
>>687223275
both of our waifus tend to loose theyr heads
>>687223034
Pretty much the same here. Went for a run. Got trapped in the rain. Now i'm just trying to find friends to play games with.
>>687223521
Sounds good my Idol <3
Any new good music tonight?
>>687223779
Well, you do live in Australia, so your used to them spooky spiders.
>>687223625
I can continue my happy face dump if it pleases you.
>
>>687222644
Goodnight!
>>687223625
stop buying glases to him for a year, that's how i learnt how to take care of phones
>>687223798
I suppose they do :3
>>687223521
It would be, I agree. I'm gunna talk to her about it sometime this week. They can take the bed and shove it, I could just put my futon in there, even if it is a bit small, and have SOOOOOO much room!
Also, send help. I might have an addiction.
>Song I'm going to try and S next
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RuWO0Ta7E4
>Makoto
>>687223798
chelsea how are you ?
>>687223779
Holy fuck that bearded dragon just fucking Godzilla'd that spider
>>687223992
Please do, I will reply with happy
>>687223987
Bloody shame about getting stuck in the rain, but what games are you looking to play?
>>687223992
I like the hyper-aggressive funnel webs.
>>687224317
Watch others involving the funnel web. I love that spider so much.
>
>>687222308
A beautiful user name isn't it?
>>687222347
Remember that rory is also another ship master
>it's a cute smug!
>>687222466
I'm sure there's some people out there like that up in your state
>>687222619
Kek
>>687222644
Theyll comeback. I'm sure of it Goodnight anyways
>>687222657
Sounds epic. Write about your time in /waifu/ one day lol
>>687223022
As expected from m'smugger
>>687223071
Wew
>>687223299
My dachshund snores in her sleep
>>687223521
Normie life for ya
Came back to shore again hit getting hit in the nuts and fishes nibbling at our feet, we popped the trunk, I reach in the passenger seat for my gallon of water and Hispanic friend calmly told me "hey he's going for your beef jerky"
I turned around and see the little nigga about to walk away. Calmly in an adult manner, I told him that's stealing and it isn't right to steal from others. Especially if they're almost 10 years older than you who are also out of school. He apologized, put the bag back and went to wherever he came from. Even when looking out for him in the distance, we couldn't tell where his family were at
>>687224142
I'm the one who described how shitty my life is, so not very good, hopping for a better future, kicking my computers cables trying to fix the fucking monitor
>>687223583
>>687223625
ive never had a dog that barks in their sleep lol
>>687223625
how is your nephew not poor
>>687223753
alright
>>687224655
oh sorry was not here for that that sucks man
>>687224642
now i HAVE had dogs that snore
>>687224317
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>>687222971
cool any plans?
>>687223037
of course not
>>687223476
he was not very good
>>687220152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjtZ0IJIEA
>undecided
>>687224317
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>>687224048
>Not buying something won't help a klutz not lose shit
>>687224537
A lot of people get spooked by them.
I enjoy spiders, and since it's my policy not to kill living things as best I can, I always just escort them out of my house politely.
What happens to them next is up to nature. I do quite like them, and think they're fascinating.
>I just wish they respected my personal space, is all
>>687224691
>Never had a dog that barks in their sleep
My rats snore, as well. It's quite funny, but worrying sometimes, as they are prone to respiratory problems.
>>687224691
He's younger, about fifteen, so my sister helps pay for his glasses. He also does odd jobs to pay for most of the cost.
Kill yourself weebs
>>687224642
I know, but two shipmasters approving is better than one!
Gotta go play as the greenskins in TW Warhammer, see y'all
>>687224837
mine does that
so cute
>>687224642
>write about /waifu/
Will do, that would be hilarious! Gonna stark keeping logs of all the crap that goes down in these threads!
>>687224945
ok then at least sit close by ? and share some junk food ?
>>687224452
Yeah. Its kinda funny looking back on it. I was stupid for not checking the weather before I ran 15 miles... Im thinking about Overwatch. Or maybe CSGO.
>>687224642
In Minnesota? kek nah. Everyone here is super boring. Literally the only thing people talk about and do is hunt and fish... kek
>>687225085
Bye Discount Megumin!
>>687224317
>>687224905
>>687225056
>>687224994
>>687224945
Ah, none in particular.
Only thing I've got to do tonight is simply water my plants. How about you?
>>687225084
>>687225224
Bye Princess Mili~
>>687224945
yeah i saw haha to bad we couldnt talk but ive only got curse and skype :/
also heading back in so my responses will varies
>>687225348
Dammit I should have seen that coming... kek
>Milinda
>>687225214
like other side of couch i guess and what kind?
>>687225428
i have skype
>>687225229
>>687225073
after beeing a year and a half with no cellphone I lernt to take care of my phone, it's a piece of shit, half of the functions don't work but I had it for 4 years now and I really apreciate it since I know i can't get another one
>>687225224
Sounds like fun games! Shame I do not have them, else I would offer to play with you.
>>687225263
>
Yeah, funnel webs tend to not venture out of their nests. But they fuck up whatever enters.
>>687225592
2 seat couch
how does spicy sound ?
>>687224317
>inb4 masturbating to my pics
>>687225760
4 seat and i enjoy chesters hot fries
>>687222971
some may call me weird but i like comedy romance.
>>687225592
oh nice ill add you after game but most of my friends have move to this curse thing
>>687224317
not many left
just when i thought I was out of weed I found more in a drawer, a tip for smokers, as soon as you buy weed hide some somewhere, you will forget and you'll find it when you thought you had none to smoke
>>687225865
3 seat junk food in the middle ?
sounds good but they aren't that spicy also what kind of drink do you like the most ?
>>687225813
Keep that nasty stuff to yourself pl0x
Und claimed, desu~
>>687225732
I just respect my phone, really.
It was a gift from my parents from before I moved out, and it's also the most expensive thing I have.
I take good care of it.
>>687225757
Sounds like me and my apartment, haha.
>I kid
>Please believe me
>>687225813
Careful, other people might take that as a challenge.
>>687220152
>reporting in
>>687223748
>I'll send him a friend request then delete him >:^)
I feel like they're thinking that
>>687223987
>Any new good music tonight?
All always.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwT2VbAY30c
>Courtesy of Makoto
>>687224116
There ya go. It's funny but futon's are much more comfier. But this is a good addiction.
>>687224642
>Norimie life
>Obligatory Reeee
Can't lie, when I'm with the team it's the same. At least he was respectful about it and didn't chimp out. Maybe there is hope. Eh they probably just let him outside or something.
>>687225883
nothing like a shitty comedy romance to forget about the problems
>>687225995
Smh... self induced addictions.
>>687226183
Good taste.
Well, I think I am going to go to bed now. Goodnight!
>>687225883
I'm not all that into it, but I don't dislike it, either.
Pretty much everything I watch that isn't horror-themed is white-noise to me.
>>687225986
Because you dumped them all so fast.
>>687225995
I keep mine in one of those Russian dolls that contains other dolls that get smaller and smaller.
>forgot what they're called
>>687226435
Enjoy your sleep, desu.
>>687226435
Goodnight Mami.
>>687225746
They are. Shame you dont have them. Thanks for that though. What do you have?
>>687226216
Wow... I actually really like this... I should ask for music from you more often... kek
Thanks qt
>>687226533
Uh, she's smiling in this picture, so it counts.
>>687226266
if it's an adiction then why I don't have abstinence simptoms when I stop smoking it? also what's your problem with weed? do you think it kills people or harms them? someone who smokes weed raped you?
>>687226533
mamushkas or mamushcas
>>687220152
This is my waifu. You literally have to create imaginary girlfriends to gratify yourselves. Do you realize how pathetic that is. I can and will find a woman similar to related pic and create white babies. Lose some weight and gain some muscle. Work on your posture. Realize that your mind is being controlled by this waifu shit. Take the red pill.
>>687226435
Night Mami! Nice chatting with you! Sleep well!
>Milinda
>>687226961
>implying 3d is any better than 2d
>>687226790
I apologize for attempting to make you appear like a more intelligable member of society. But I guess junkies will be junkies.
>>687226961
I'll be sure to get right on that after work tomorrow, desu!
>>687226961
It's been a long time since I've seen bait this low-quality.
>>687226961
talks about awakening, racist pic......
>>687226034
i guess. uh what do you like?
>>687226961
>>687226740
>reminds me of this
>>687226872
Matryoshka Dolls is what I just read, but they're all called a bunch of different things.
>>687226961
I don't deserve gratification.
I got out of a two-year toxic relationship a couple of months by calling someone a poisonous bitch.
I don't care about the skin tone of your offspring.
I've lost a significant amount of weight.
My posture is excellent.
My mind isn't being controlled, I think about leaving these threads all the time.
I'm gonna take the blue pill.
>>687227344
beer, dr pepper , coke , juice , sweet tea
and you ?
>>687226216
Meh i just flat out ignore them
Its a pain in the ass to play free for all, dominate and then that happens everytime
>>687227448
Side note: I absolutely took the bait, but I do that with every fisherman (Master Baiter?) that wanders into these threads.
>>687226216
I seem to do best at 6X speed. Also, woo! Found out High 3D works well on this phone, but Standard doesn't. Very strange, but I'll take it!
>>687224837
Super cute!
>>687225085
Peace my dude
And always!
>>687225204
Kek then you missed some of the memes and my story of how my friends got a dog high
>>687225224
Sounds like soem country folks down here. Nigga come visit the lone star state plenty of stuff goes down
>>687225995
With my snack storage cause I'll know where the good shit is at lol.
>I don't smoke. It was a one time thing
>>687226216
Want me to get off this bored? Cause I know some of you will miss it. Last part!
Before leaving, he came up to me and said "sorry for trying to take your beef jerky". Voice was full of guilt for sure and this is my souvenir. I will say the kid is a good kid unlike the one that threw sand in my eyes
>
>>687226435
Night!
>>687226740
Hmmm?
>shinoa with a suvineor from black kid that ate half of my beef jerky bag and tried stealing it
>>687226533
Matryoschka dolls
>>687226132
>I guess I found my new victim
>am I kidding?
>
I'm here to NTR all of you
>>687227214
I'm bored so lets talk, I'm intrigued with your hate towards weed, smokers and junkies, why the hate?
>>687226961
shit quality b8
>>687227853
>Am I kidding?
S K E T C H
Also, thanks for informing of the name of those dolls!
>>687227152
perfect example of deception
>>687227117
I'm currently a college student getting a STEM degree. I will get a job next summer.
>>687227117
Not b8. I came from /pol/ because I see anime everywhere on the board. I decided to pay a visit since you all visit us :)
>>687227288
>88
God does exist after all.
>>687227838
What're you Hmming? at? I need to allow people to breed when you get off.
>Shiro
