You know the drill.
Singles = no entry.
Dubs = come on in.
Trips = fucking dies.
Quads = Become owner of the club.
I left my wallet in there can I get back in
>>687209340
quads
>>687209340
if you dont let me in i will go home and be a family man
*cue guile theme*
>>687209340
Coming through, bitches.
Ey
>>687209682
fuk
>>687209340
Rollin'
Let me in plz my friend invited me I'm on the list
>>687209854
close, but no cigar, my dude.
>>687209911
get in here, bud.
>>687209911
Double dubs, nice.
its aight
I want in, I never get to be part of anything
Can a fedora dog, come on in?
>>687210220
Could be worse, I nearly died.
Can I come in now?
>>687210308
Trying again.
Hi
Meanwhile in this thread trips gets cash
>>687209717
rollashit
I hired you and I can fire you.
>>687209340
I'll just leave
My dad owns the place let me in
>>687210822
right this way.
>>687209340
let me in.
>>687209340
Trips plz
Let me in faggot
Roll
Rooooooolling
LET ME IN NIGGERR
>>687211109
eat shit, kid.
>>687209340
I swear I was just in there
>>687209340
Aye gerwin, you glorious bastard
I brought sluts
.I.
>>687209340
I brought beer
>>687209340
Sup, I'm on the list, 11th person if not mistaken.
>>687209340
owner of club get
Excuse me...
I need in
Dubs?
I'm performing.. should be on the list
Let me in op
I'll fuck you til you love me faggot
Yo
999
Why you wanna be a nigger so bad
rolll
>>687211998
so close
I win
I demand entry to your establishment you damn neanderthal.
>>687211998
FUCK ME!
>>687209340
You kinda look like stone cold steve austin
>>687211998
RUINED.
Here I am, boys
>>687209340
I uh...I uhh..I have ID.
i'm taking over this club
>>687209340
You're fired
333
Please
role
>>687212189
I get that alot.
Let's hope fucking my sister is finally useful
>>687209340
Let me in fag
Lemme in
>>687212355
Dubs
Seems like a cool place you got here
Lemme in, here comes dat boi
>>687212355
>>687212422
>>687212433
Get in here boys, drinks are on me.
Dubs... dubs everywhere
Satan trips 666
>>687212422
I GUESS IM ROLLING AS WELL
>>687212513
>>687212433
Eh if your buying, sure
lemme in
>>687212708
almost forgot
NO DEMONS IN THE CLUB.
hmmm
888
>>687209340
rolling
Owner of club get....
Club now named " cock of nigger"
>>687212831
Fuck no. Your kind isn't allowed
Step aside, Big Guy. *tips fedora*
I'm friends with the owners. Can I get dubs?
>:D
>>687212799
Got another, c'mon in
Give me death
Let me in faggo.
>>687213264
Nope, just mediocrity
>>687213322
Well c'mon in then bitch
I'm on the list.
Quads get
Let me grab my ID
I won
>>687209340
>kek bown sir can't enter own club
>fuckin normie
>>687213893
Here ya go
RIP
rolling retards
Out of the way nerd
Bam
Rollin'
Youre gonna love this. Trust me
here i come
Can i?
Bitch I own this place
>>687209340
here i come
Rollin for quads
*Slides bouncer a 20*
Awww c'mon!!!
Femanon here, If I show tits can I get in even with singles?
Lemme in nigga
>>687214025
Sorry about that, I forgot I handed it to my friend here
>>687209340
fuck dying and fuck becoming the owner. just let me in please.
>>687209340
noot noot
>>687214433
checked
Check your list, fucking skinhead.
> checks list
> dubs
> "Im sorry. Go on in."
That's right fagboy.
>>687209340
Trips get
>>687214433
so i'm double in?
Rolling for quads
quad check them
Yooo
Rollerino
Can we get 66
Re-roll
who else is in so far?
*fake ID*
IM EITHER DEAD OR THE OWNER
quads are coming boys
Fuck niggers
I drive a Volvo
Step aside kikelord
quads get
Please I don't wanna die.
rollan
lets see those quads
i need cock lole! mmm
quads
Winrar
Ezpz boi
>>687215554
unlucky anon
i got da pills
>>687209340
How about this op?
http://www.streamboobs.com/innocent_doll1/
Check em m8
Im a friend of Dave Novaro's
suh dude
My club
>>687215944
I seem like a cool dude i guess
ty blue harvest
Plz
that bouncer looks like a pussy
>>687209340
Tfw trips is worse than dubs
I want in.
Step aside, cretin.
fuck this club, I didn't want to go in anyway.
Lemme in faggot
>>687209340
roll for
if i get quads i will kill myself
I'm an...um...regular...
quads pls
>>687209340
Witness Me
>>687216766
Czeched
sup yall
Let me in fam, I'm cool
>>687209340
my mates are waiting for me inside
Thanks
Dude I'm telling you I'm friends with the owner asshole
Hello again
>>687217445
that stunt almost got you killed
Don't make me kick your ads to get in dickhead
Dubs please
Is this the right club?
nig
>>687209340
Excuse me, my fine fellow, I'd like to enter your premises if I may
Club? I'm looking for a subway station, not a club. I must have made a wrong left turn at Anderson.
rolllerino
>>687218084
Ah, I'm terribly sorry. What I meant to say was *ehem* NIGGERS
I'm the new bouncer
Can I haz an alcohol plls
>>687209340
Oh shit waddup
>>687209340
FeelsBadMan
Trips get
Let's do this faggots
>>687209340
I'M ON THE LIST GODDAMMIT
Look buddy, I'm tough enough.
ey buddy im on da list no worries ere m8
The party just got started
>>687209340
Well, guess it's time for the owner to come in.
I'm supposed to meet my wife here.
>>687209340
Singles get. Your club is gay
I fist my own ass and am a filthy autistic fuck.
>>687218458
Rolling again
>>687209340
listen here you nigger i just came from the salty spitoon
>>687209340
Hey I have a friend inside let me in let me in
bow before your leader
Come on man let me in I am like 26
I shall sneak in!
>>687213322
Whoo
I'm on the list
Im on the list
Check em, bois
Gangster rap made me do it
>>687219318
Well that's awkward
Sooo...
How exclusive is the club?
>>687219438
neither of us are getting in
They see me rollin
>>687209340
Plz let in club am 18
>>687219502
about one in ten get in
>>687209340
okokokok
>>687209340
k let's go
>>687217322
Checked
Repeating number sequence get
>>687209340
let's do this
You're fired.
>>687209340
Let me in faggot
I mean, i wpuld love to die.
>Be me, 45yo
>Never entered a club in my life.
>whyiseveryoneinterestedinthisjoitTIFF
>Walk up to bouncer. Unbutton the top three buttons of my Express button down sea foam green shirt revealing close shaved chest hair
>Look at the bouncer in the eyes and place my palms on his enormous pecs
>feelsgoodman.winrar
>listen to him moan through his cold stare
>getting hot
>sweat dripping down my face into my beard
>I look him in the eye and slide my hands down his torso, just below his navel.
>He rolls his eyes back and breathes heavily
>with my other hand I trace the club name on his shirt and lean in close.
>I gently go up to his ear and delicately whisper
"Check Em."
I own this joint, let me in
Let me in you fricken frick!
Let me in, faggot
You see this man in there?
Sup
>>687209340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_sHg8KwOWI
I think you'll change you mind once you see taht video
I'm gonna need in my club
Can't wait to hit the bar in there!
>>687223444
Get the fuck out my way.
let me in I forgot my kids.
Rik
Let me in I aint gay nigga
i just broke my mouse
Come on lemme in!!
I need in now
Can I request the DJ to play something by Shaggy?
Re re re rrrollin!!
Just want a fucking drink
C'mon man you know me
>>687224100
Hella yeah good luck getting in you faggots
YOU KNOW WHAT?!? FUCK DIS SHITTY ASS OLD TIBACCO AND CROTCH SWEAT SMELLING CLUB
show me the way lord.
I shall pass
Oh Herro! You prease a ret me in?
Rolllllllll
>>687209340
I would like to take over this establishment.
Sup?
As I walk past the bouncer, I flash my dick.
I'm a black panther. Let me in nig.
>>687209340
Fuck you main
>>687224772
Penis
I heard it was taco Tuesday starting at midnight.
I just wanna drink, just give me 5 inside.
IM COMING IN WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT MOTHER FUCKER
>>687209340
Step the fuck aside you bitch ass punk!
put me in cuh
Owner coming thru
>>687225222
Sorry brah. Gotta ice you.
>But nice get tho.
>>687225222
ZOOOO WEEEE MAMA UR DED
>>687225222
Yer fuckin dead kiddo
lick my dick and my sack
Check em.
Stand back fagits, I got this
>>687209340
I take the bouncer around to the alley and suck his dick.
these next three guys are with me
>>687209340
Got your quads right here nugga
Coming through
