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A /b/ found in attic
trips decide what do
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sharpie in pooper
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Shove in butthole
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>>687173502

unscrew the top
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>>687173502
>>687173612
Lets see the bottom of it op you faggot.
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>>687173502
Almost as inert as you're clamy
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>>687173657
re-roll
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Well all remember the last OP who found a grenade in his house
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>>687173502
throw in rapefugee home
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Oh i'll watch the news tomorrow if some retard blew up his basement...
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>>687173778
off by one...dayuuum
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>>687173502
deactivate it by putting in microwave
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Put in toilet and flush
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>>687173502
Lets see the bottom of it.
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pull pin, throw into neighbour's yard
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>>687173502
>internet explorer
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>>687173889
off by one
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Pull the pin and drop it in the toilet
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>>687173889
roll
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Pull the pin, and have a dog fetch it.
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>>687173889
this, stay safe OP
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>>687173502
Push it deep into your asshole.
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lick it
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pull the pin, put it in your mouth, and livestream it
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>>687173753
Re-rowlyn
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>>687173502
Microwave
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>>687174025
Rolling for this. Nostalgia is great.
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>>687173502
pull pin and throw into neighbor's window
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basically pull the pin and put it in the toilet, job done
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>>687174043
Reroll
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>>687173502
> using internet explorer
> not having adblock

pull the pin faggot
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Unscrew top, eat the powder, Go to the nearest airport and yell "Praise Allah" while holding the grenade in the air.
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>>687174106
Get it WAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY up in there
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>>687174195
yes pls
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>>687174215
reroll
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Eat it.
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>>687174153
fuck you nigger
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Fastball that bitch into someone's window.
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>>687173502

microwave it
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>use as buttplug
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cum tribute
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>>687173889
roll
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>>687174195
Rolling for this!
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space program
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Use it to destroy your computer.
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>>687174445
ffs
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>>687174316
Drive over it
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Go to (link is backwards because it won't let me post it)
gro . pmin . no . knarpedanerg
Then after doing what it says, make sure it's in public with volume on, hold up grenade and say "WHERE'S the pin?" While looking at it from different angles
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he dead yet?
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Pull the pin and throw out window
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>>687173502
rolling for microwave
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>>687174530
rerollin'
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Timestamp Faggot.

Bring to policestation, put on counter and say you found it, pull pin and say thank you bye.
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>>687174552
You cunt.
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Can you put in on a scale?
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>pull pin while holding spoon
>insert in anus
>let spoon fly off
>ultimate danger-wank
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they literally have colognes that look like grenades. Fuck out of here with your bullshit.
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>>687173502
Throw it to your neighbor
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drop it down in a storm drain/sewer drain.
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eat it
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Put it in the microwave and set the timer for 10 minutes.
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Get it out of your house you dumb shit
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>>687173612
Repeat the events of the last time this happened
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>>687173502
well cmon OP do something with it were all waiting
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>>687173502
Give it to the post office
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>>687173502
unscrew, insert in toilet and flush
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rolling for sharpie in pooper and to leave it where you found it
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Pull the pin and throw it next door.
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>>687173502
put in microwave
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cum on it
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>>687174552
That would prove it? Can't twist a faker?
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>>687174625
>>687173612
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Ass
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>>687173502
pull the pin and flush it down the toilet
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Microwave
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>>687174834
Roll
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Crazy how you guys want to blow someone up AGAIN.
What would that be? Number 3?
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Shove it up your butt then poop it out
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>>687174815
fakes have a "kids protection" so police etc know a fake one from a real one, should hear a noise if real
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Glue your pee hole shut.
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Yeah some tard already killed himself fucking around with grenades on /b/.
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its empty. pull the pin faggot.
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go to a store pull the pin and throw it into the store and run.
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Cum on it
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micro wave
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>>687174552
fuck
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>>687174834
Then do something.
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>>687175000
WINRAR
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>>687175000
winrar
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>>687175000
Winrar
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I think he ded
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Quit being a faggot OP, why are you even posting anything here right now. Get your phone and go indawoods. Pull the pin and just throw it randomly, while dilming. Maybe get on the ground, or not, I don't care. Then post video here. I mean fuck, not that hard
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Throw it as hard as you can at someone. Don't even pull the pin, just Aroldis Chapman that shit into someone's face.
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this is just fake, bye guys
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>>687175000
Winrar
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>>687175000
WinRAR
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>>687175000
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Trip 000s, deliver fag
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>put in pants
>keep in there for a good day or two
>take out of pants
>put in CD drive of any computer
>arm grenade and wait
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>>687175000
WINRAR OP DELIVER
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This can't happen all over again
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>>687175000
winzip
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>>687173502
Microwave for sure
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>>687175000
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
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>>687174625
Rolling for this
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Put it in a condom and shove it up your ass.
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Whit so many comments this thread would go 404 before OP would go 404
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>>687175000
Welp, those are the trips.
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Some bad shit will happen i know it
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>>687173612
clearly bait. There isn't even 31 months OP
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>>687175000
WINRAR
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Take it to 5-0 and hand it in like a good citizen.
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>>687174552
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>>687175000
Do it you Fucking pussy OP
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>>687175000
Winrar
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>>687174552
What would twisting the pin do?
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>>687175193
rip
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>>687175193
Throw it in the toilet
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>>687175193
RIP
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Take the needle and put it in your ass
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>>687174812
Roll with pin out on orgasm
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>>687175193
kek, not real
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>>687175209
probably not an amerifat
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putt it in the microwave
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>>687175000
OH SHIT
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>>687175193
microwave it
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>>687175209
eurofaggot confirmed
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>>687175193
ripip
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>>687175305
>>687174961
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>>687175193
no way! you mean it was all fake!!?!?
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Record a video throwing the grenade to Trump supporters
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>>687173502
timestamp
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>>687175209
Kek
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>>687175209
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>>687175000
winrar
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>>687175000
Winrar
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Pull pin with erect penis
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>>687175000
WINRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>687175209
kek
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>>687174552
Bezungi
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>>687174552
I yield to your 12 inch uncircumcised penis aa it thrusts into my virgin demon ass
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>>687175000
Fuckin win you gotta microwave faggot
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>>687175193
Should we check the news?
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>>687175000
MICROFUCKINGWAAAVE
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>>687174552
fucking shit man
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God speed OP
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microwave! microwave! microwave!
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDD
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>>687173870
THIS
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>>687175000
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>>687175223
thanks koneko-chan
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>>687175193
Fake and gay. Fuck you, OP.
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Is op kill?
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>>687175804
hopefully
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>>687175193
it was fake?
>Inb4 OP is a faggot
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This grenate is obviously fake. He pulled the pin and had enough time to time stamp and photograph it?
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>>687175804
Op is kill
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>>687173502
If you're in the USA which by the DTG in your timestamps I'm betting you are, sit quietly and await the ATF, who will be along shortly to arrest you for having a destructive device without the required FFL's... Doesn't matter if it's "deactivated" or doesn't have explosive in it, or even if the initiator is blown, you currently possess an illegal hunk of steel...

Also, start stretching your asshole now, so it won't hurt as bad when big black Bubba rapes you tonight...
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>>687173502
toilet bowl
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Stream it too
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>>687173502

Grenade in ass, positioned so only the pin is sticking out. Time stamp and post pics.
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>>687174745
What happened last time?
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Godspeed you magnificent bastard anon
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>>687174025
NOT AGAIN. Actually who am I kidding roll
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>>687174552
Shit nah
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Fake and OP is fag for no microwave
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>>687175193
okay great but microwave it faggot
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Give it to some nigger kid as a toy.
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>>687175944
>being such a faggot
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>>687176045
faggot got himself killed
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>>687175944
you can legally buy empty grenades via internet.
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>>687174195
Roll
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Wow, another one of these?, i dont know...shove it on the ass?
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>>687174552
This
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fucking eat it pussy
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>>687175193
cause you would have enough time to upload it to /b? op is fucking faggot
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did anyone just think of the case that the nade exploded in the microwave and he is.. busy with other things?
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put in mouth, pull pin
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Is he dead yet?
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>>687173889
Roll
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>>687176162
Yes, and they're drilled in the bottom so they cannot explode as easily, or accept explosive, or some stupid-ass reason idiot Liberal legislators dreamed up...
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>>687176130
By grenading the toilet i assume
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Put it in the microwave for 10 minutes and stream it.
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>>687176505
he already winrard you fucking degenerate
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>>687173612
I've seen this image months ago. Why is there a timestamp
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>>687174552
posting
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>>687176556
Indeed
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>>687175000
winrar
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>>687176648
I've tried that method before. /b/ doesn't fall for bait that easily
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microwave nigga
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>>687176838
newfag
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>>687173889
explain pls
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>>687176648
Literally gave me cancer. Cringe
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>>687175788
I'm stealing that desktop wallpaper
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>>687175944
I've bought deactivated hand grenades from a military surplus store...
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>>687174552
Twisted fate
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Microwave it
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>>687177018
Plz don't hurt me
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>>687176648
Fag
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>>687174552
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I guess it was just a paper weight
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>>687177518
Roll
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>>687174552
Nein
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>>687176838
uh huh yeah sure
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You know the drill op pull pin and flush it
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>>687177518
Rolling
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>>687173502
put inside computer case and pull the pin

run out of room with ur camera so u can take pic of aftermath
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>>687173502

Guys, OP is dead already... stop with the winrar shit.
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>>687173870
kek
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>>687177784
Winrar
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>>687178000
trip 000 again winrar
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>>687174552
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>>687173844
Kek blew himself up
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>>687177777
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Microwave it
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>>687175000
WINRAR WINRAR CHICKEN DINRAR
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>>687178225
>>687177518
>>687175000
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>>687175209
10/10
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I smell bullshit, so he pulled the pin, took a picture uploaded it and had enough time to do all that before it exploded? Either way I doubt this is real
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>>687174552
get fucked exelcior
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>>68717522
Be blessed, anon
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>>687174552
fggt
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>>687174552
no
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Did OP ever say where he's from?
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>>687174552
Did this work?
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i have to poo really bad
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Throw it over a high bridge and watch how far the water shoots up in the air.
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>>687174552
faggot
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>>687178920
kek
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Flush down toilet
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>>687178920
Put nade in oven and set highest temp for 30 mins
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Where is op from
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>>687178920
Something is off
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>>687178920
/b/ serves the dish wel
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>>687179118
somewhere you can get fake grenades... see
>>687175193
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>>687178936
You can poo when this thread 404's
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>>687178920
but the pin was removed?
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>>687174745
omfg captain underpants
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>>687178920

Nigga,you better step back
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>>687176648
with all the people bitching about newfags, you would think that they would appreciate quality old copy pasta.
but they dont.
those fucking faggots.
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>>687173502
tie to hot a bunch of air balloons and pull
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>>687178920
Op is probably kill, guys
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>>687174552
fuck you
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>>687179520
why would he die from a fake granade?
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>>687178920
record it
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trashed the inside of my microwave..it was awesome...fake grenades on e-bay, army surplus etc...OP delivers
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fucking rip op, someone screencap tis.
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Well /b/ros we're responsible for yet another death
Hitler did nothing wrong
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Spread cheeks
Place betwext cheeks
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Pull pin
Profit.
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>>687179859
samefag here


nevermind
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>>687174552
Bazongo
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Pull pin and throw in toilet. While sharpie is in pooper.
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>>687179837
you are a foggot OP, like always
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>>687179837
kek
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>>687179837
pics of the rest of the microwave
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>>687179837

Nah dude, that microwave was fucking filthy before the grenade.
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>>687174552
lel
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>>687173502
Pull the pin
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>>687179837
At least delivered..... Faggot
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apparently its a trend for OPs to find grenades now
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helium balloons around neck OP and sky hang yourself
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>>687174552
Fuck you
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OP murder suicide!
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>>687179273
already did
it was really gooey
i already flushed it tho so i cant show u
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>>687173612
Flush down the toilet
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>>687174552
fuck you
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>>687180710
Reroll
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>>687180753
Rereroll
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>>687174552
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>>687174552
mhm
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>>687180710
Rerereroll
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>>687180874
>>687180710
Roll
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>>687180970
ROLL >>687180970
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>>687173502
Buy the quran, cut a space in it for the grenade and send it to a mosque.
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>>687175093
Sorry anon. That,s a SENSIBLE idea.
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>>687173502
mill yourself
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>>687174552
I'm replying to make sure my mom doesn't die in her sleep. She deserves much worse
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>>687179837
Shitnade
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>>687175788
I almost used this in a presentation this past semester until I realized the Photoshop.
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>>687179837
still a faggot
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>>687176077
Winrar
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>>687174552
fuck you
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Press R to discard.
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Fake n gay
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pull out the pin and toss it into traffic
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Try driving over the fucker with your car.
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Run into public with it and record results.
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>>687182028
Drive a truck real men don't drive cars
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Go to a corner store with the grenade and stream that shit on periscope. Get some cash out of this situation.
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>>687176648
lemme fix that for you:

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>>687181498
too bad its fake and plastic
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>>687182315
Let's ask OP if he's got a truck then.
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Give to acnekun.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=06XFt0s1JR8
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>>687174552
Bazoople
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