Faces of /b/thread.
Constructive criticism would appreciate
Nick, go fuck off and fap to Loli's.
>>687049800
When all is white summerfags come out of the woodwork
roast me
>>687051568
Decent looking guy. My advice to OP is to get a haircut and perhaps bulk up a little
>>687049800
A great improvement would be an hero
>>687049800
You will be a trap in 5 years
>>687049800
>>687051208
That guy girls say "is too nice" until he drugs and rapes them
>>687049800
>>687049800
gay, kill yourself
Haircut. Eat healthy and build a bit of muscle. Get into boxing or something.
>>687049800
Cut ur hair?
>>687052311
One day you will leave your mother's basement. Until then you will pretend to be a girl in chat rooms
hi
>>687052796
> girl
> beard
> mustache
Top kek.
>>687052905
Looks like he molests his cheerleader daughter
>>687052905
hahah,great pic
>>687052905
Thanks for joining us tonight
>>687052905
I really, really like this picture.
>>687053586
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>687049800
mods
>>687052905
John: I really, really, really like this image.
>>687053586
here’s how i interpret this: Bill Hitchert, Jon Callanan and Lori Petrosino were facebook friends (prolly IRL friends as well). One day Bill Hitchert posted the Banana image. Maybe he got some response, maybe not. Maybe people commented on the image and he was really proud of his finding. Maybe no one commented and he let it go. I think he got some feedback and he was proud of himself, in a pleb way. Then, one day, perhaps not too long after, Jon Callanan posts the same banana image. I don’t know if it was intentional or not. Perhaps he had a beef with Bill Hitchert, perhaps he was just trolling Bill, perhaps he was just as a moron as Bill (they are friends, after all). Bill, upon seeing that, not sure what Jon was up to, tries to fake a laugh and asks where did Jon find it (hey Jon “ha-ha”, where did you find this ?). Jon, who prolly knew what he was doing, says, oh, just somewhere. Then adds sarcastically. Nice of you to join us. It’s possible that Bill was ignoring Jon, and that Jon did it to bait Bill. Bill, then, passively-agressively says the famous “i really (3x) like this image”, as if saying (yeah, I, it was me, before, who posted that image, scumbag) Jon, then replies with his famous: save it, it’s yours, which, of course, means “yes, I know you posted, i stoled, suck my dick”. Then Lori, who was just passing by, says: “wow, this is funny” Bill, then being the one who posted first, of course, says “thank you, you should thank me, I was the one who introduce the image to this faggot” And that was the story
>>687052311
I didn't know what I was looking at for a good 5 mins
>>687051208
Omg! <3
>>687049800
With a different haircut you could look really good.
>>687053756
Tits or gtfo
Rate+tips please?
>>687049800
Get a haircut.
why r there bananas in this thread
>>687054773
Okay, that one actually gave me a little smile.
>>687054983
Thanks, Lori
>>687049800
carl?
>>687049800
Get a haircut, you'll look more mature.
Proof that /b is polluted with 13 year old racist, dorky, virgins
>>687051568
Lips are too pink/big. Good for a girl, not so good for a guy. Hard to tell but would recommend getting a tan and incest in a haircut.
You have potential. But are currently wasting it. Maybe coz youre poor.
Can I get an honest opinion?
I lack true friends, you can see the sadness in my eyes
Rate it faggots
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>>687055610
all gay, kill yourselves
>>687052184
Lose weight . Beard not bad. Maybe have your head closer. Give you a more masculine edge. You have features bordering on soft so you need to harden up a bit
>>687051208
Shave the mustache, the hair is too lightly colored to go with the rest, it just seems out of place.
>>687052519
Boy next door/shaggy look. Ok. Nice jawline. Invest in better fucking clothes and youll be fine.
>>687055880
>>687055589
5.5
>>687052776
Get a nose job. Everything else seems fine
>ANONYMOUS imageboard
>posting your underage face like it's facebook
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>>687053531
Nose job and eye brow maintenance. Everything else seems fine
>>687049800
These threads are fucking cancer go outside faggots
>>687053531
Wait. Revision . Your hairline is a bit weird on your temples. Kind of wolverine like
>>687054386
nigga u gay
R8
>>687052519
Get a vice and squeeze the lower half of your face until it's not so awkwardly disproportionate.
>>687049800
AR12 Nick suh dude
>>687056234
I never really have felt the bangs look, but I think you pull it off reasonably well.
>>687053756
Too little color. I feel like your face is a little plain between your lips and your eyebrows. Can't quite out my finger on it.
Invest in better mascara and use more eyeliner. And get a better foundation .
PS. Your mouth maybe a bit too big for your head.
Otherwise you look agreeable
>>687051568
Don't listen to that other faggot.
Chicks like nice lips.
If I were you I'd grow a bit of scruff in on the chin, no where else, and shave the sides of the head down a bit. Good length on top.
Get outside, talk to the ladies, you'll do fine.
>>687056448
sad
>>687052184
Balding... Or at least thinning.
But at least you can grow a beard! That'll trump the lack of hair in your future. Bitches love beards.
>>687049800
You're a bit young for a bad toup'ee.
>>687054386
Shaggy look overload. Too much hair. I'm guessing you're a ball of hair below your neck.
Manicure your head better and you'll be fine
>>687053531
That hairline tho....
>>687052776
Take a fucking testosterone supplement your face is very feminine.
>>687055558
Nothing objectionable.
Though I feel like your posture maybe a bit weird
>>687051568
hey, rodrigo.
>>687056234
Titties please
Alright /b/ It's time for the same the picture I always use!
>>687056448
Thanks I really like your eyes in this pic they're like not give away to much
>>687056529
Here's another sadness one.
>>687056599
>pepana
Am I sexy?
>>687049800
Get a haircut, faggot.
>>687056234
Jesus fuck change your hair.
Nothing screams "I was molested as a child " more than that straight edge fringe cut .
Also, looks like your hiding behind mop of hair. Do something with it. Cut it. Toe it back. Whatever. Just do something.
And wear make up.if you don't know how or to put it on, learn. It's a fucking art.
>>687053058
ru retatrded ?
>>687053531
Ditch the necklace and take pictures standing up, you're not a girl taking an "I woke up like this" selfie.
>>687056879
Girls like feminine. Look at Bieber and Orlando bloom
>>687057016
Dont have any pics of that and Im on my way to work now sorry
>>687049800
that is serious suburban angst. your parents must be proud
>>687056496
The ideal type is thin lips you fucking idiot. John Wayne etc. Big lips are for fucking women.
>You know nothing jon snow
>>687057705
Jobs. No tits.
>Modern /b/
>>687054386
Learn to rotate pictures.
>>687057058
Notyounicetry
>>687057760
dont gossip
>>687054628
I fuckin lost lol.
shooty head boy wonder reporting in
>>687055529
That's just like, your opinion man.
Umh
>>687056931
Could be how I held the camera.
>>687058364
gay
Constructive, lol
>>687058527
slut
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>687052905
Thanks lori.
>>687058475
Here's another time sink for you
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>>687058841
This guys needs to grow up. And realise no one cares about his dark thoughts and alternative world view unless he has a D and an r in front of his name.
Disempowered and disenfranchised. Lower class and probably a loser.
>>687057144
Stop caring, nobody gives a shit you're "sad".
>>687058841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Rj-QMJ01fA&index=6&list=PLeSc2luedx0yPKIYHKFaO1VVGqQmjT-O_
tool
>>687058864
whore.
Hope everyone has a nice day dont forget to take our meds and say hi and smile
>>687058527
Hairs ok. Nose is a bit too round but ok. Lips protrude weirdly - makes for good kissing and bj but looks a bit strange.
Incest in good make up. More eye liner + mascara. And find a good foundation that really complements your skin type of colour .
You have potential, but are wasting it. Don't be afraid to invest $$ in your head
>>68705916
i will sit on you
>>687059349
i have no makeup.
Thanks, dude.
>>687059510
Your face naturally suits a more positive disposition/demeanour. Dont go for the edgy/sad type. I expect you to be bubbly and full of life
>>687059510
shia labeoufs long lost queer twin/10
/fit/izen reporting in
>>687052311
eye/eye would fuk
Image limit reached=new thread
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>>687059510
Shia LeBuffs
>>687049800
Hold on just a fucking minute.
OP, are you the guy who made videos about a taxi driver stealing his Ipod then him "being a total cockslut" at his school?
>>687056458
Don't listen to this
>>687053756
You look stunning m'lady *nods fedora in your direction*
>>687055791
He would look like an idiot if he did that. The hair matches it's just the lighting. Have you never seen a light haired person with a beard?
>>687059879
wow
>>687059666
Then buy it. No excuse for looking drab when you can look good.
And if you can't afford it, and good make up is expensive (I'm not talking about your $10 foundations from the bargain bin - they should be at least $100), then earn it.
I'll give you $100 to suck my dick
for those interested
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>>687058364
Is that a fucking emphysema neck hole?
>>687052905
Can I save this image? I really really like it
>>687060638
Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
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>>687059510
Lose the hat, shave, and maybe smile or at least look mildly content.
>>687060124
but makeup makes your skin get even worse the more you wear it. I don't want to have to wear a mask when I'm 30 because I look like a frog underneath it.
also, I have no money. I spent it all on meth a long time ago.
>>687051208
still Seth Rogen/10
