Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Maid edition
>>687002191
chara claimed
a a a a a a a
((HEY EVERYONE))
claim hello from the torture chambers
Best type moon claimed
*grabs popcorn to watch how Charanon and new Sansanon get along*
Kyouko claimed.
Sans Claimed
>>687001956
Kek
found this dank shit today
>>687002191
kagami claimed!!
>>687002547
megumin
>>687002336
WHAT THE FUCK?!
>>687002404
Surprise Megalovania is always funny
That wasn't the first Sansanon. He probably won't get into this thread.
I'm more worried about Chara imposte-
>>687002516
bruh, really?
>>687002671
Mother fuckier
>>687002547
rip in pieces!!!
>>687002191
>maid
>have a kitty maid
>have 3
Rory-sama claimed
Going to go get some pizza.
BBS
>>687002855
It's not my first time killing you stupid clown with your glowing eyes and your blaster toys
Miiiiine.
>>687002667
>REEEEEEEE
Konata
>>687002949
At least it was fun
Anna Nishikinomiya claimed
>>687003286
true!!! that's all that matters, how was your weekend by the way???
>>687003358
Too soon
YAHOOOOOOOO
https://youtu.be/a6A2WhUcNec
>>687002191
its always maid edition
>>687003423
>not here yet
>>687003537
god dammit, Plastic Nee-san
lot of new anons on?
Yo.
>>687003645
tsukasa!!!!! you're back!!
>maybe lol
>>687003683
I call them sidekicks until murdered!
>>687003888
>nice entrance
heya galko, how are you?
>>687003906
You wot m8
>>687003888
Yo yo.
>>687003152
Stupid? [spoiler] Says the fucking yandere trash. [/spoiler]
>>687002191
claimed.
>>687003888
Aye
>>687003894
>soon
>>687002191
Cirno/Toriel claim just woke up
>>687004088
>yukata time?
>>687004049
Hi Kagami, I'm doing okay.
>>687004088
Nice.
>
>>687004303
Hi.
>>687004377
can't be soon enough!! ill see ya!!
Miho claimed
It's past midnight for me now, which is usually a sign that I need sleep. Horrible, humid, sweaty sleep.
See you guys some other time.
>>687004087
You're not a sidekick
>>687004175
That guy is a sidekick
Also Chara is not Yandere! They don't love anyone... well... they LOVE in a different way...
okay, maybe they are Yandere...
But I'm just the Asshole in pic related
>>687004405
you fell asleep? We got a punmaster on our hands... or well an imposter
>>687004204
bazinga.....
>>687004579
see ya Peridot
>Chara
>>687004472
Yukatas are for plebs.
Look at me, look at me
Hands in the air like it's good to be
Alive and I am a famous rapper
Even when the paths are all crookedy
>>687004472
>
>>687004508
how was your memorial day weekend?? did you have any parties??
>>687004728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLUX0y4EptA
RIP megumin
>>687003423
It was fun and filled with alcohol
It was pretty great. How was yours?
>>687004619
I took a nap because i was up in the real nigga hours last night
>>687002191
Cirno claim
Damn, I only got one maid image of her...
Needa get more
>>687004619
I'm teasing you, yandere is awesome
>>687004934
i don't wanna sound like a scratched record, but same stuff lol, with some exceptions
>>687004977
could you explain the maid outfit appeal why is it supposed to be hot
>>687004739
Nope. I've been a little busy, though.
>>687004698
>you're a pleb
>>687004977
Sorry already claimed bro: >>687004405
>>687005213
what'cha been up to???
>>687005189
Ice friend
>>687004935
Then good morning again
>>687005128
It realy is!
But I'm not so sure what to think about the whole undertale shiping business. I'm not from /utg/ so I couldn't care less about ships
>>687005264
>that pic
>anything but absolute pleb tier
>>687005490
why hello
>>687005408
Went out with some friends on Friday, then spent time with family for the last two days.
>>687005897
nice!!! did you have fun?? and what did you guys do??
>>687005832
Hi
>>687005266
You posted Toriel, so nah.
>>687005189
I'm not sure. I can assume because it's like they're there to serve you, so when she dresses like that, maybe it's some kinda bondage sorta thing?
I just like it because it's cute and/or elegant.
However, maid outfits isn't one of my fetishes; it's just a cute cosplay.
Now, tsundere maids is another story. Tsundere in general, especially soft tsundere (more cold than violent) in its own right can be either hot or cute. (or both)
But, having a tsundere wearing a maid costume, blushing while saying they actually wanted to wear it and not because you asked them too. And other like.
THAT could get me going.
>>687005156
No alcohol?
>>687006161
I didn't have fun, it was pretty boring.
I bet your father's are super proud of you guys
Sup niggas?
>>687006314
there's some in the fridge, but i don't know....and it's my roommates lol, maybe this weekend!!!
>>687006394
o-oh....sorry to hear that, anything exciting goin on in the week??
>>687006256
But i said Cirno AND Toriel
>>687006189
it does feel great to find a fellow ice user now we just need elsa
>>687006256
i see thats probably why the maid outfit never got me i prefer dominate women so sexy army uniforms with long boots are my fav pic very related
>>687006592
Not really.
>>687005676
I don't really ship anything, not religiouslyat least. Toriel and Asgore kinda appeals to me, but I don't really ship anything. I didn't think allot of Undertale fags even came to /b/ so it's nice to see.
>>687006601
Can't have 2 waifus. Fuck off.
:-]
>>687006592
You? Drink?!
I have a negative influence over you kek
jews
>>687006857
That's a fucking lie and a half, harems are dank af
>>687006857
Toriel isn't my actual waifu
I just think she's a sexy momgoat
>>687006719
damn....i aplogize..i hope something good exciting happens at least!!
>>687006921
you're right....lol, i always get tempted, but then i ask myself if i really need it
that is a crazy thought though lol, i wonder how i would be drunk
Claiming
>>687007106
>>687007106
Kill them all.
>>687007187
Hopefully. All I have is work.
>>687006843
Well I get shit for it all the time just because I like Chara's design
but it's not too bad
and sometimes some undertale faggots come here being all funny calling me whatever since
>you just CAN'T waifu Chara!
>Because it's CHARA
>>687007187
You'd probably be super drunk!
>>687006655
>pic related
*gun to head*
>come along baka, you know the drill
>You are NOT leaving until I'm satisfied
Like that?
>>687007175
Yeah, but still, he can go fuck off. Cirno is mine.
>>687007177
Well, go milk your momgoat elsewhere. Cirno's with me, faggit ass bitch
XP
Claimed
>>687007706
ya think so lol??? i think i'd be weird, and probably a jerk
you seem really warm when your drunk, but maybe that's just me lol
>>687007471
Breast friend.
>>687008002
Lol make me, baka
>>687007106
Happy merchants.
>>687002191
Gay thread with the same shit every time
Check out this new shit
https://youtu.be/-ytqQIE14fQ
>>687008002
yes very much only with a little more bodily threatening like being kicked or beaten
>>687008082
Yeah, I'm really warm when drunk
>>687008128
....... wait..... so..... *sigh, * just leave... fucking idiot...
>>687008119
Booby Brother, you feeling any better?
>>687008315
i should've said warmer lol, but that's the best kind!! i've known some pretty agressive ones
>>687008396
Boobies!
Oh bot i get to go to PA tomorrow......
>>687008396
I guess.
>>687008519
Those are the worst to drink with
>>687008128
lol, eat a dick.
>>687008778
FUCK, off by 1
>>687008888
>>687008754
ill bet, seems like they would ruin the mood for everyone....
Today is so damn slow...
Flower?
>>687008544
What for?
>>687008680
That's better than nothing.
>>687009197
I got to go pick up my sisters car she felt there 2 months ago.
I haven't seen any god tier waifus so I'm contributing mine
>>687009305
Ah, make sure to cough all over the steering wheel before giving to her.
>>687009197
Yep. Up to anything?
>>687009554
She is getting a rental to drive there then we drive back. Whoever gets that rental is fucked.
>>687009665
Nah not right now, you?
>>687009850
Nope, not much.
Milinda claim
>>687009832
Still I think you should give her whatever you got, its her fault in the first place.
>>687010037
At least its nothing bad.
>>687009868
This person who made this pic must be really funny.
>>687010145
I know. Least she is paying me for this trip.
It still hurts....
>>687010129
hello milli, are you doing okay??
>>687010175
>suffering intensifies
>>687010129
Feeling better today?
>hugs
>>687010145
Yeah.
>I am now out of things to talk about
>>687010617
Wrong, suffering has faded.
>>687009057
Yeah do
EVERYTIME
They ruin it for everyone kek
>>687011021
>>687010129
Hey Milinda!
>>687010617
Hey Kagami. Im not doing too great. Im not really in any pain from my accident anymore though so that's good. How are you?
>>687010748
Not really. Still feel bad. How are you?
>Hugs
>>687010608
Here's hoping you can get over it soon, take it easy alright, don't exert yourself more than needed.
>>687010810
Ha, yeah me too.
>>687011171
I want the apple too.
I said I wouldn't drink again.
I lied
>>687011021
yes!!!! suffering is bad!!! and i don't want it for you
>>687011217
Well then.
>>687011385
Sure.
>>687010810
Hey galko. Look at this. (Bottom left)
>marie rose
>>687011184
Im kind of in the middle on pain.
How was your day?
>>687011217
Its 9 hours 1 way. I think i can do it in less.
>>687010129
Hey Mili. Taken your car faster yet?
>>687011453
A little suffering can be good, you wouldn't know why something is bad without trying it first.
>>687011723
you're absolutely right!! you gotta taste the sour, to finally get the sweet!!!
>that made me laugh hard lol
>>687011538
>implying I haven't seen that already
>>687011464
Yup.
>>687011546
Lets hope so, take it we wont see much of you tomorrow.
>>687011513
That apple looks really juicy. Now I want to eat one but I don't have any,
>>686998591
>I had no idea your claim was Izuru
My claim is actually Tsumiki. I use Kamukura for my current persona.
>>687012094
sekrit xat
>>687011987
She can drive her civic im driving the rental.
>>687012064
I don't think I have any apples either.
Oh well, too bad.
>>687011176
Hey Yuuki! How are you?
>>687011546
I see. So does that mean it is getting better?
My day was okay I guess... I've just been sitting at home. Nothing interesting.
>>687011721
Not yet. I might take it to an airstrip after I get back from NTC. Im not sure yet. How are you Rory?
>>687011538
>>687011936
>51 USD
Titties are expensive.
>>687012168
>>687012362
Hopefully the rental company cleans those things in between customers.
>>687012575
Bored out of my mind at work.
>>687012575
you're at NTC???? im so sorry!!!
>>687011926
This case is more like taste the sour to not taste it again. Not a terrible outcome either way.
>>687011953
So much suffering in one pic.
>>687012493
I only have boring fruits like bananas... guess it's sandwich time, once again.
>>687012735
One day...
>>687012575
Pretty good! Just enjoying my day off. You?
>Yuuki
>>687012905
well i hope whatever happens now is sweet tasting!!
>bananas need love too!!!
>kagami
>>687013001
ay yuuki, got telegram?
