Waifu thread - Chara again edition
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Chara claimed
>>686991827
kagami claimed!!
how's everyone???
>>686991499
Sounds good! Be sure to add BBQ sauce
>>686991754
Strawberry muffins! Sounds great!
Thanks for baking Chara
Mei claimed.
Hey~ Have'nt been here for a while. I just thought, that I could pass by once again. Were pretty busy with learning.
a a a a a a
((hey everyone))
Best type moon claimed
>>686991773
no, it isn't
There's for example
Peanut and Butterhead stupid and Simpson stupid.
>>686991998
will do, I always add something to the meat so the sauce has more flavour
>but that's not crazy but just simple cooking
>Fubuki claimed
Hello everyone!
https://telegram.me/joinchat/C5nwPAfAf9o2tCazPAdBWw
>This still exists
oh shit new Filthy Frank vid got some cliffhanger shit at the end
>>686992132
Are you watching the Tele?
>>686991998
Strawberry, white choc and coconut
>gotta be inventive
>>686992174
I can only really cook stir fries, and grill stuff
Ay
>>686992348
Never, why?
>>686992284
It's war time.
>>686992518
lmao
>>686992609
There's going to be a war.
>>686992592
>Never
That's just not true.
Take a look.
>>686992592
>>686992348
>>686992717
Oh you meant that tele, I thought you meant actual television.
>>686992413
Please become my personal Baker
>>686992284
It's funny because my sister is vegan
Luckily she stopped being really preachy about it, she still offers to cook me up vegan food but all the meat replacements taste just different enough to feel wrong
>>686992701
Did someone say
>war
>>686992682
no, that's for Ayy not Ay
>>686992837
God damn it.
>>686993001
oh!! sorry, i mistook that!!
how are you syndra???
>>686993117
I told you I was going retarded.
>>686992975
Naw. Youd have to pay me more than 900 a week.
Hello. :
>>686992975
My sister is vegan aswell.
I tried some of her "fake meat" food once.
Never again, tastes terrible.
claimed~
>>686993283
helloooo how are you??
Gentlemen.
War?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8OipmKFDeM
>>686993650
hey renge!!!! how goes it?!?
>>686993244
How good are your muffins?
Might be worth it
>>686993284
I have tried to eat less meat though, health reasons
>>686993283
>>686993511
Holy shit! Attack of the clones
>>686993650
Hey renge
>>686993650
Heyo Renge.
War is coming.
Show /waifu/ your war face
>>686993807
ahaha!!!! we do look alike huh?? how's it going fran???
>>686993936
>
So what's everyone up to this week?
I've got a podcast to edit and i'm slowly getting used to the sound of my own voice. I also need to find time to go to the bank and cash a cheque I got for Christmas before it expires.
>>686993204
I apologize.
Nothing happened. That was piss poor and not noteworthy in the slightest.
>>686993511
I'm fine but a bit bored meh
>>686993807
Why is Fran so perfect?
I really want to see more of her. Too bad it was stopped.
I guess some things never change
>>686993154
Shit as always.
You?
>>686992975
My parents are vegetarian so I grew up eating meat substitutes like Quorn until I was about 9 or 10 and started eating actual meat, so i'm accustomed to the taste of both. Sometimes i'll still pick veg sausages over real ones.
>>686994035
same stuff im doing right now, except with work attached lol
>>686994171
aww...you don't have any games to play or anything??
>>686994280
im not too sure right now, im feelin a little weird
sorry to hear about that, is something going on???
>>686993936
>
>>686993807
Well, I sold 18 in 6 hours once.
But people rejected my maple bacon ones.
>>686993936
>final few frames
>>686993936
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE
>>686992465
Then you can basically cook anything. Just need to try out different seasonings
>>686994035
Heya Peridot (I remembered your name)
I probably am writting job applications, learning for my entrance exam which is in a few months and maybe call the psychatrist again
>>686994351
Veg Burgers taste great! I love it!
>Order a veggie burger makes people hate you
>Ordering extra bacon on the veggie burger confuses the hate
I love doing that
>>686993738
https://youtu.be/Elh5kvX3agM
>>686993936
>>686993936
>>686993936
>>686994457
No, nothing is going on at the moment.
>>686993936
>screeches
>>686993936
WAR
HUH
YEAH
>>686994576
Thanks for remembering....Chara.
Fake-meat sausages go great with real chicken and mashed potatoes.
>>686994019
Good, about to leave for Magic. Also had a good day hanging out with parents
>>686994269
I know, so sad
Anime never
>>686994351
More of a texture thing for me
>>686994513
Sounds good, might have to hire you
>>686994576
But I like what I use now!
>>686994530
>surgery face
>>686993791
>>686993807
>>686993894
Hey fellas! How are you all? Anybody got something going on this week?
>>686993936
Once again
Nice to see all my plants are frozen this morning
>Fuck it's cold
>>686993936
>>686994701
Wrong song, but I'm sure you don't mind.
Claiming the niche waifus to prevent any conflicts
>>686995119
Okay, No more faces.
Fuck that's creepy as shit.
>>686991998
oh shit
>>686994883
oh....just having an off day or somethin??
>>686995119
nice!!! sounds like a great time!! what kinda deck are you using??
>>686995129
i don't have anything this week, what about you renge??
>>686995208
hiya hanko!!! how's it going for you??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjDsRN89sIA
remember this shit? Can you guess who this is without watching?
>>686995208
Can we trade?
Because it's fucking hot over here
>>686995285
That was a great game.
>>686994457
Postal 2 is always in the backround .
besides i go to sleep in 10 mins anyway
>>686994938
No problem.
Huh, we don't have much veggie sausages, I tried cooking tofu by cutting it into cubes and bathing it for 24 hours in soy sauce. Amazingly enough it still tasted like nothing!
>>686995119
Then don't change it! It's your cooking, not mine!
>>686995498
Welcome back Dio
>>686994576
We once cooked a vegetarians meal using bacon fat. They werent even mad when we told them.
>tfw we get vegans who are alright with chips
>even though we cookchips in oil we use for chicken and seafood
>>686995208
>frozen plants
Nignog I had to ride for 25 mins at 2 degrees.
Someone just came in for a pie at 8:15 am
What the shit.
>>686995405
I think I'll be frozen before lunch comes
>>686995447
IT'S ONE DEGREES HERE
>>686995563
awwww...postal 2?? i've never heard of that before!! what's it like??
>>686995727
Savour the cold. I'm sat in my boiling house sweating out the ass. AND I LIVE IN FUCKING BRITAIN.
Fucking global warming
>>686995727
find something to cuddle with, quick!!! or else you'll be an iceblock...
>>686995672
Well if they'd get mad over something like that, it would be sad...
I mean the chips taste a lot better if they are made in oil in which something else was cooked already. I'd love some of those chips.
>>686995405
I guess so.
>>686995727
I'll take the 1 degree for my 25C
Deal?
>>686995208
Where do you live?
>>686995361
Aw, is this better?
>>686995405
I have several. Alesha reanimation is my new favorite, but Rith tokens, Rakdos kamikaze, and Merieke control are fun.
>>686995608
Fair enough, I've been using this Mediterranean seasoning on my chicken, pretty good
That's about alI can take for today.
>>686995727
It's 91 here (F because murica) and we're only getting started. Welcome to hell.
>>686995405
Nothing much, just work, mainly.
>>686995431
I got it before even clicking the video, what do I win?
>>686995742
Postal 2 is a better version of my life :^)
>>686993936
:^)
>>686995927
Mate, I'll take that temp any day, I'm not built for this temperature!
>>686995953
HOTARU WHERE ARE YOU
>>686996153
GIMMIE
>>686996153
Just what I was thinking, it's bloody 19C in the middle of the night here.
>>686996319
>>686996303
'night
>>686996374
I'm british, warm weather is out natural enemy. We don't have AC and I would rather be sat under some blankets by a fire than sweating by an open window.
War song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVg28azacaM
>>686993936
>
>>686994701
>>686995290
Not bad, but I wonder about the title, what language is it?
>>686996141
is something the matter syndra??? if you wanna talk, my ear is open...
>>686996224
whoa!! i've been out of magic for a while...i don't recognize any of those!!!
>>686996319
same here lol, how was your memorial day weekend???
>>686996341
awwww....is it really??!
>>686996374
go!! find your shipmate lol, i wish i had one
>>686996428
34C Here.
>>686996667
War song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztZI2aLQ9Sw
>>686996224
I'm picturing Fran now, cutting open the breast meat of a chicken and putting in some seasoning...
Wait... this is giving me an idea!
>cut the chickenmeat open
>don't cut it apart
>put seasoning in it
>put cheese in it
>fry the downside
>see cheese melt
>put it in preheated oven
>put the chicken in the oven
>use the pan to fry some veggies
>Chicken is done now, Melted cheese in chicken
This... is great
>>686996586
>don't have AC
what third world environment is this
>>686996667
>1 off
>>686996707
It's been really fun, and that's a super cute picture!
>claim
>back from the ride
>>686996428
I know right?
It's terrible.
And summer isn't even here yet, I don't even want to think on how hot it will be.
>>686996707
Ofc it is
anyway off to sleep now
g'bay
>>686996854
War song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co5Zo6Ng9-c
>>686996951
thanks!!! it's kinda rengeish lol
>>686996970
amatsu!!!!! i missed you!
>>686997012
nighty night!
>>686996970
>tfw waiting for you and Akiko to summon me for Overwatch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQvXmgqYPNE
>>686996970
DM! How are you today?
>>686997311
>tfw laptop can't run OW
>>686997180
Hey, maybe that's why I like it so much then!
>>686997068
Her voice is sort of obnoxious.
>>686996667
>one off
Greek.
>Kuro Siwo
Is an Indian. The song's about travelling to the Indies.
>war song
https://youtu.be/NSwKpbGZe5Y
or this, but no one would get it unfortunately.
https://youtu.be/1TpEcp3M-Zg
>>686996951
one not built for any kind of warm weather. Pic related is our usual weather and that's the way we like it.
clmd
>>686996970
Hello
>it's so cold I wanna cry
>>686995498
Thank you, My Lord. Yes, I suppose that it was pretty good.
my waifu
>>686997863
i would cuddle you if i could....
>>686997526
I like her voice actually
>>686997836
I love warm weather. I prefer 30 degrees to 20 degrees
20 degrees is actually too cold for me
>>686994200
Tag, you're it.
>Rattle
Renamon claimed
80s in Wisconsin. Anything above 0 is good here
Or atleast above -30 wind chill, that's spit freezes mid air cold
>>686996707
I play commander, Rith the Awakener and Merieke Ri Berit are over 10 year old cards, Alesha is new though. Rith is a 6/6 dragon for 3 colorless and a red, white, and green. When he deals damage to a player you can pay 2 colorless and a green to get a 1/1 saproling token for each permanent of a color of your choice. You can guess how this deck plays out. Merieke is a 1/1 that taps to take control of a creature as long as she is tapped. When she is untapped she destroys the creature, but doesn't untap during your untap step, so I have to use other things to do that. Alesha is a 3/2 with first strike for a red and 2 colorless, and you can pay two black
Bwbbem/white mana to bring a creature with power two or less tapped and attacking from your graveyard
>>686996941
I can now too, thanks for the adorable image
See ya guys
>>686997180
Hey Kagami, missed ya too, feeling better?
>>686997311
Not gonna play today, sorry...
I'm just too exhausted right now
>>686997468
Get Renge, my legs are kill so i'm feeling great!
>seriously, not sarcastic
What about you?
>>686997863
Get inside your blankets~
How are you?
>>686993738
What is it good for?
>>686998244
im not too sure, but you're here, so that helps...
how was the ride?? did it wear you out?
>>686998244
>tfw waiting for Akiko and others to summon me for Overwatch*
>>686998185
No problem!
But I don't think I have chicken meat here at home, so no cooking that...
>I really want to live alone now... I could just buy the ingredients
>>686997900
I had no idea your claim was Izuru, to be honest.
I mean I did think "wow this guy kind of look like that guy from the waifu threads" but I never actually thought that they were the same person.
sorry for posting porn
>>686998378
taking over the earth and using it as either a central hub for our expanding empire, or as a breeding ground for a massive geo-weapon?
>>686996854
I actually like that song pretty much.
>>686996951
My picture was too demonic and it scared it away.
>>686997534
I was wondering about it, since it seemed somehow Jappish, considering those whatever alphabets in the brackets.
Now I kind of feel like changing my choice to The Trooper.
>>686998244
I'm at school D:
>>686998032
Who's this?
>>686996099
We had someone rage that we stopped serving breakfast 30 mins before he ordered.
>exact words from him
'Well, MY breakfast didnt finish 30 minutes ago'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak_ujxsRG1I
>>686998836
>pic
>>686998687
War?
It's good for new inventions such as the internet
War is also good for solving overpopulation
War is also good for the environment... wait no, it isn't... uhm...
I think that's it
>>686998836
I suppose people like those are... normal in that kind of business. Maybe he got up with the wrong foot.
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.
Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry
>>686998822
mirror in japanese
Oh man, I'm so going to die.
>>686998443
Glad to help~
I went for 2 rides kek, now I'm exhausted and my legs are kill
>>686998444
>trips confirmed
>>686998822
Feels bad man..
I'd hug you but meh
>>686999211
youtube comment pls leave
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.
Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry...
FUcking Nigars!
>>686999401
2??? you mad man lol, did you go to the city after all??
>>686999211
10/10 will laugh at on facebook.
>>686999085
But they suck and someone should tell them they're just being like children.
>>686999431
Dude weed lmao.
>>686999431
literally come across this same pasta years ago and nothing happened
if you believe this you deserve to die
WARNING!!!!!! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.
Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m9QUoW5KnY
>>686999628
I was dropped off the city, I came back and asked for another ride. So they dropped me off near a bridge where I did the biggest climb I ever saw
It was pretty fun
>>686999931
dont even like rap but that song is pretty good
>>686999770
No asswhipe I dont believe it, now go snort some sugar.
>>686991827
Ludwig Beilschmidt Claimed.
https://youtu.be/nTY9JimeXuw
>>686996707
No thanks, ill chouse silence.
>>686999211
Alright, im waiting
Anyone else think Rape is hillarious??
>>687000294
you need to be 18 or older to post here little boy
>>686999659
yeah, I know those people too
Saw enough of them even as a customer...
I guess they've been pampered too much
>>686999931
aaah, Starbomb is always nice
>EXPLOSION claimed
>>687000235
sounds hard!!!....how big was the climb??? there's a pretty crazy climb in colorado that i did, but it's not a bike thing...
>>687000378
are you sure??? it helps to talk....if you wanna
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A non e-moose.