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Rates are welcome
im a storm trooper
>>686978753
6.5, germanfag
>>686978141
>>686978141
Rate me.
>>686978859
1/4 germanfag
im still a storm trooper
>>686978970
6 gorillion/10
storm troopin
>>686978860
6ish
ugly fucker inbound :D
>>686979303
old whore
>>686979397
give up, u cant fix ugly
>>686979397
virgin?
>>686979569
is it obvious?
>>686979590
ur a faggot even low lights at the hipster bar cant help u
>>686978141
You're Mom take that pic? You look like your 4' tall.
https://twitter.com/XOKirstySky
>>686979590
-4 / 10
you look like a greasy emo 14 year old sweaty faggot.
>>686979298
i usually get 7
>>686979737
No, was basing the guess on your self description. You seem average to me
>>686979832
why should we care? if you want followers do a broadcast on periscope and show ur legs the whole time...1000 followers in a hour
rate me lads <3
>>686979979
that would be reasonable
>>686979979
your shit a giant piece of ugly shit
>>686978141
underage fag
>>686980049
jew level is over 5000
Genuine reply
>>686980116
stay mad
>also you spell like a retard
>>686980214
thx
>>686980049
Genuine Reply
>>686980446
This makes me erect
>>686980152
Nnnope
>>686980446
>>686980049
nice greenday posters 1997
>>686980414
go fuck your literature teacher
cuz threads are a place for spell chek
>>686980651
literally this mad, you must be uggo as fck
I hav small penis, but a big heart<3
why is this place full of faggots
>>686980879
U want succ? 10 dorra
>>686980863
when u assume it makes a ass/u/me
>>686981127
ur a fag
>>686980927
your what girls dream about
when they dream they are running away from the rapist
have fun in sunday school
>>686981034
come to oslo and see what happens
>>686981182
tallest pedo ever
>>686981269
just cause he sucked my cock makes him gay not me
>>686978141
4/10
you look foreign
>>686978453
6/10
bad haircut and plebian face
>>686978753
6/10
okay haircut, I feel like it should be a little longer, bad shoulders
>>686978860
7/10
awesome hair, good eyes, just shave
>>686978920
5/10
faggy haircut and you look so tired it makes me cringe, good face though
>>686979397
6/10
okay haircut, maybe go thinner on sides? consider losing a few pounds I think you could have a good face if it wasn't as chubby, kinda makes you look like a man baby. Also stop dressing like a 13 year old
>>686979590
2/10
degenerate piercings and a faggy hairstyle, picture not even rotated
>>686981331
still high score champion
>>686981695
acne
>>686981695
Your eyes are truly stunning anon
>>686981802
too bad he has the most feminine jaw
>>686981901
WTF U CHEEKI CUNT WHAT U DOING IMA HACK U COMPUTAAA
>>686981984
fake jew is fake
>>686981901
iful
>>686981802
sarcasm, i can't tell
>>686981984
I actually thought I had a good jawline, one of the few things I'm not insecure about. Are you sure it's not just the angle?
>>686981802
they're his best feature
>>686982560
dis actually you?
>>686982524
u trying to hide the back acne now?
>>686978141
Spent a day at the range. Best pic I have, one of few haha.
>>686982560
Love the brows.
>>686978920
You have a good jawline but bad nose
>>686982769
Is that a PPSh?
>>686982785
face rate threads = grinder?
bleh
>>686982524
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Blind_Moth_Priest
>>686982953
ur hair looks like pubis
>>686981695
do you feel so self important that you had to censor yourself while still showing every feature?
>being this autistic
>>686979397
People make fun of you as you walk by them in public because you look like a 24 year old baby with the dress code of a 7th grader. Lose weight and update wardrobe, try and style facial hair and take pride in yourself man.
>>686982560
nice filename
>>686982866
Yes it is. Pretty sick little toy too, chewed a hole right out of the middle of the target.
>>686982953
Solid 7.5
>>686983481
you got meth face
lick my /b/oots
about 6 AM in the morning last friday, a gal loaned her scarf because I was freezing.
Drunk as a skunk.
>>686983534
.5 means nothing
>>686983174
but sepai that's the only picture I have saved, in lots of other threads on different boards it is customary to censor. I apologize for the ego you inferred which clearly made you upset.
>>686983711
you look like ur face is trying to get away from your forehead
quick trying to make excuses for why your ugly
>>686983860
you can tell when someone is upset because they respond with stupid shit
>>686983879
I had literally drank half a bottle of vodka 30 minutes before taking that picture. I never really take pictures.
Though I may be going bald, it's in the genes.
>>686983718
I would give you an 8 but I'm not seeing it.
This would be an 8.
>>686978141
Fixed my picture I think. Or I rotated it anyways. Sick like gun, person holding it..... eh... I need to put on more muscle, then maybe Ill be better. Also, I have a shaved head due to a move to a warmer area. Oh well. I look better now that I have like .5 inches of hair.
didn't have a better picture on my computer
>>686984204
MODS
me
>>686984081
wtf you dont see the giant gap your leaving in that? first dude is like a five
Want to come to my cabin for the weekend?
Butterface/10
>>686984156
open in paint, rotate picture 90 degrees learn to computer
>>686984450
your fat tho
I am an edgy stoner and I vote myself 3/10
>>686984490
I did. It rotated it to the other side I guess. god I hate my lack of paint skills. Whatever, I look awful in photos and real life. not worth the effort.
>>686984393
Leonard "Private Pyle" Lawrence
>>686984631
how much herion do you plan on using?
>>686984927
I get that a lot
>>686984658
At least you're honest
>>686984658
when you cant grow sideburns so you push ur hair in front of your ears
>>686984688
lmao at least u tried
>>686984822
I can see that.
Posting cause board at work if anybody wants to chat
Kik masomi23
Rate me
>>686984985
you should try it, i mean if all these other people love it so much its gotta be good right?
>>686985148
is this a woman or man?
>>686979979
Wouldn't go as far as giving you a 7. You're decent looking, but not in the top 3 of good looking people. I'd give you a 6, above average but not noteworthy.
>>686985164
you look bland af like if water had a face
>>686981331
It'll have to be a bombastic bj for that.
>>686985025
it's not necessarily that I can't, I turn 19 in 9 days so I should be able to or else something would be wrong I feel. My hair just grows that way.
>>686985285
thats fair
above average is basically a description of my life, not great, just slightly better than average in all aspects.
>>686983652
+5 for boots
-10 for the fedora
No comments
>>686978141
12 yo probably
>>686978453
ok
>>686978753
nerd
>>686978860
would smile at you
>>686978920
cut your hair bieber
>>686979031
5/10
>>686979397
meh
>>686979590
emo faggot
>>686980049
nose too tiny
>>686980927
are you 15?
>>686981695
meh 6/10
>>686982785
5/10
>>686982953
sexy 8/10
>>686983481
dat long face 4/10
>>686983711
5/10
>>686984156
6/10 would be a 7 with hair
>>686984296
5/10
>>686982524
Nah, more of a feminine jaw. Not a ugly one, it just isn't a really good one.
>>686985164
unenthusiastic/10
>>686985790
I applaud your tenacity Anon. Well done.
Rate me
>>686983711
Good
>>686984631
Preddy good
>>686983481
Who hit you in the jaw?
>>686985838
cute/10
>>686985790
>nerd
Good or bad? Also rate?
>>686985349
>>686985882
Good thing I work for the government then
>>686984450
Butterface implies you actually have a good body. Which you definitely do not.
>>686986157
can't tell 5 or 6,5/10.
why do your eyes look in different directions?
Sup sempai
>>686985790
ur 2 kind
>>686984658
a picture without my mediocre paint "artwork"
>>686985838
You look like one of those sub-par real estate agents who mainly sell to old ladies. 4/10
>>686986943
do not want
>>686986866
Good looking eyes, need to shave and have more confidence
>>686986866
You look like a Neanderthal fucked an emo.
>>686986534
I was making a stupid face
Me normally
>>686983711
And I just took a picture right now.
cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer caaannnnccceeeeeeeerrrrrrr
>>686987428
breddy gud but kinda beta vibes
Rate?
>>686987236
I won't argue with the fact I look like a neanderthal, I do, but I fuckin hate emos.
is this real life
>>686984658
sick paint skillz 5/7
Being cancer is fun
>fagit (haircut for proof)
>old
>cancerous
>>686978141
What the fucking shit???
You look like a white version of a friend of mine
judge and rate my shit up
>>686987426
we look like we should be in a paper for a school shooting together
>>686987713
What does body look like? Clothed obviously
>>686987780
7/10 despite fag.
>>686987922
Same fagging
>>686987780
saying that you're cancer doesn't make it ok, 4/10 basic cunt shit trim
Rate please
>>686987780
you look like you should have an eyebrow piercing
M3 sweg
>>686987685
handsome lad
>>686988076
yeah i accidentally uploaded the wrong photo
>>686978920
Love your hair
>>686988080
Being basic is part of being faggy.
>>686988165
Oh god no.
>>686987941
the pics flattering im a lil bit curvy (largeish tits and ass but not too small in the middle)
>>686987652
nice beard
>>686987713
could be an 8 if you have a nice body
>>686987922
Well luckily my classmates aren't cunts so I wouldn't really have a reason.
>>686978141
4/10
>>686978860
4/10
>>686982560
5/10
>>686985164
5/10
>>686985838
7/10
>>686986054
6/10
slim pickings tonight. anyway rate.
>>686988768
>could be an 8
How thirsty are you
She is probably a 4. There is no need to be upset
>>686978141
>>686988940
3 / 10
>>686988797
igy familia, one of the norms is me and we're cunts tho
>>686986054
Look like a beta otherwise 7/10
>>686987241
loose the glasses, they make you look pretty stupid
>>686986866
you look a little bit like taylor lautner so i guess... like a llama?
>>686986549
nice body, would love to spend time with
>>686987588
my tip: kill urself
>>686987652
are u cut or uncut?
>>686987713
gal or lad?
>>686988305
haha you look like a cave troll
Pls don't be too harsh on me.
>>686987780
very cute. 8/10
>>686989094
shirttoobig/10
>>686988940
>4/10
>>686988940
4/10. You look like your below average douche. Sorry mate, nothing personal about it.
Helu
how do i look
R8
inb4 goku
>>686978141
>>686987426
minnesotan
People tell me i look like Justin Bieber ^_^˘
>>686989637
faglord/10
>>686989637
fag hair
>>686989637
nationality?
>>686989798
blurry
>>686989094
>loose the glasses, they make you look pretty stupid
>loose the glasses
>loose
>pretty stupid
>stupid
forever lonely
>>686989818
Could smell that one coming
>>686989911
Lmfao
>>686989872
South African but live in UK
rate me
>>686988940
4/10
rate plz
>>686989924
not unattractive - show abs
>>686990369
motherfuckin shaggy!
>>686989911
shut the fuck up mate at least post a pic of urself
>>686990369
You skate?
>>686989911
my sides
>>686990540
you know it
>>686978860
8/10
>>686990339
Obi wan/10
>>686990369
Where's your hand/10
>>686990437
Still 4/10, basic douche.
>>686990639
Could tell straight away by the volcom shirt haha, how long have you been skating dude
>>686990810
since I was a young Fike, about 4
>>686990514
God, you're balding already? How old are you? In general, you look really beaten up and not attractive at all. I'll say 4/10.
>>686990757
I'll tell you when you're older.
>>686985282
i honestly cannot tell
>>686978141
faggot/10
>>686978453
illegal mexican/10
>>686978753
you look like the guy who won't get laid for a while and will become a rapist by age 40
>>686978860
cool guy. I assume you must have some flaws though, so I guess you're working a shitty job
>>686978920
trans-sex/10
>>686979397
ginger. Need I say more? You know when your mama told you you'd marry one day? Big lie.
>>686979590
you look like a guy who has his home in the gutter of say Detroit.
>>686980879
Breivik/10. Inform me when you follow suit to your brother, don't wanna be around when you shoot 80+ people to their death
>>686981182
you look like someone who was forced to carry a chest device that pushed on your shoulders for like 10 years. That or you're just a faggot
>>686981984
cool guy. Probably a hipster, hence a faggot in the true sense of the world. Would not hang out with/10 because of this alone.
>>686982560
your best bet in life is to become really really good at videogames. I would suggest Starcraft 3. No chance the world will accept you with that nose and ugly look.
>>686982785
you look like someone who spent the last 10 years in prison and didn't have access to book, a computer or a toilet. And didn't have his hour a day of fresh air.
>>686982769
I know you think this photo is cool. It's NOT. You look like a fag.
>>686990893
Much longer than me then, I'm coming up to two years now, can do basic tricks on flat but can only kick flip on grass, trying to learn heel flip to see if it helps at all
>>686991014
you have too much time on your hands
>>686991014
>cool guy. I assume you must have some flaws though, so I guess you're working a shitty job
not going to lie 100% accurate
>>686988982
u german?
>>686991178
Oh ho ho wow. You'll soon learn the way so of the Fikeflip.
yes sadly i am and i'm halfway through my 20s
>>686991435
What's that?
Admit it /b u want to be me
>>686991516
What are you, a newfag? The Fikeflip is when you kickflip over a fox. It is honestly quite hard to accomplish.
>>686982953
latent homosex/10. I see it in the eyes.
>>686983481
10/10. I'd cum in your mouth and dump you afterwards like the worthless piece of shit you are
>>686983711
inferior culture/10. No amount of money, looks or personality will land you a girl from the West, or a well-paying job, for that matter, Polak.
>>686984393
Your head looks like my dick when hair started growing on it.
>>686984450
Rocco Siffredi/10. Try career in porn (unless you have a small dick, which I suspect to be the case)
>>686984631
FAGGOT/10
>>686985148
you would fit very well to play the little princess' role at your school's yearly theater production
>>686985164
cool guy. I bet you have a good job too. Well dressed without overdoing it. Confident look. Works for me, you're alright
>>686985838
is that a penis in your mouth? If you need I can shop one into it, I'm quite good with PS.
>>686986054
You look like a kid from a wealthy family, but you lack character. You'll be a bitch and everyone will think you're a bitch but few will tell you/10
>>686990514
>inb4 underage b&
I'm over 19
>>686991690
Pic related?
>>686991907
I'll show you when you are older, I don't think you are ready for the fike flip.
>>686991702
flawed analysis tbh
>>686991874
You look pretty chubby and the hair's bad. 4/10 based on face alone, 3/10 considering fat.
plz r8
>>686992040
Dubs for pic related?
>>686991723
yeah your Kennedy Caughell right
>>686991569
-bad hairline
-thin beard
-looks like you got a bathrobe on
+pretty handsome
7/10
>>686986549
why is that photo not on a beach? Because you're a faggot who is too awkward to socialize or too poor to afford vacation? If I was a girl, would not date you/10
>>686986866
cocksucker lips/10
>>686986827
sportler wannabe/10. You're still a faggot though
>>686987241
you're actually kind of handsome, I see from your look though that you're really awkward as fuck in real life and really insecure. And I'm a man. Imagine how many milliseconds would take a woman to realize what I see.
>>686987243
faggot/10
>>686987426
you have autism? You look similar to these autistic kids you see on the telly...
>>686987652
Führer of the plebeians/10. Enjoy your syringe sharing and AIDS that comes along with the membership of a neo-nazi group
>>686987685
cool guy
>>686987780
holy fuck I wanna unsee this. No comments, just wanna unsee.
>>686991874
4/10
>>686992225
some fag made a bunch of fakes
they aare on imagefap search her name
>>686992537
this is too much for me
I was going through my pictures of me from my old phone.
I found pictures of my time in the mandatory army training which took a year.
It's been 6 months since that. I miss those guys.
We we're all from different places in my country.
Yet we all were there because of the same reason. It's mandatory. Some women volunteered for it too.
I met some people that i hated. Some people that i loved.
God i miss those people.
You feel me /b/ ?
When you've been through the same shit together, there is a bond stronger than blood.
>>686991406
Partly. Part Swiss, and Brazilian too.
>>686992148
you didn't like my analysis of you, Brandon?
>>686992623
Too much style maybe ;)
>>686987780
Nice hair, looks really clean. Also really good eyes. You just need to make better faces in your pics. Just lose the V neck shirt and smile more
>>686991349
-big swollen looking nose
-half face picture because insecure
-a little chubby looking
-big round cheeks like a squirrel
+nice teeth
6/10
like I care
>>686992746
nah bro, you took it all the wrong way
>>686992204
forever lonely/10
>>686991197
took me only 5 mins. Believe it or not I have some creativity. Helps to land girls too
>>686992811
Why should he lose the v neck? I think v necks looks way better than the regular ones, as long as they're not douchey deep.
>>686990369
-long wierd nose
-long stretched out looking face
-eyes bulging out of their sockets
-wierd looking lips
-very skinny
+looks friendly
5/10
>>686993258
Your posts doesn't reek of creativity, to be honest. It's just bland, dull and used up sentences. Not even a single shred of wit or cleverness in it.
>>686993258
typeracer/10
>>686992265
>handsome but insecure
Accurate, I used to be ugly, and I'm having a bit of an identity crisis. I'm working on it, it's better than it used to be
>>686993460
expected that you would try to put me down. But it's not creativity meant to entertain you, much more me.
Feel free to think I'm dull though
>>686992861
Yep my nose is big as fuck when I smile, so are my cheeks. Also kinda chubby too. Half face because I also feel insecure about my smile, dont know why I just have mixed feelings. Heres a picture sucking on something for ya ;)
>>686993635
You look like a nigger without the black skin.
But cuter.
I'll rate you 7/10. I'd let you do stuff to my butt.
>>686993632
Oh, I'm not putting you down. It's just critique. Seeing as it's not smart, witty or anything related, I can't say it's creativity. Looks to me like it's just regular old bоredom.
>>686992167
Not even fat bro, just my face
>>686993635
hey your smile is great my man. this picture is much better, 7.5/10
>>686993621
build muscle, hit the gym and lose a little fat on the cheeks (but you're already alright). Add personality (comes with sports/hitting the gym too) and you have serious chances of landing hot pussies. Unless you prefer spending the whole day programming some BS and not working on your gains
>>686993274
Tbh I think they look kinda feminine you know? There are just some things that I think looks better on girls, like tight skinny jeans and short shorts
>>686993844
alright, critique accepted. Now go fuck yourself ok?
(I bet you didn't see that coming. Creative?)
>>686993813
>>686993961
7 to this thing? Oh come on summerfags. He's a strong 5/10 and you know it. Stop it with the false kindness.
>>686993621
You still look ugly af to me lad
>>686994290
But i want him to ravage my boy pussy.
>>686994071
That's you, I guess. I personally prefer v-necks over crew necks. Frames the face better. But whatever boats your goat I guess.
>>686993621
>>686994310
don't listen to this guy, he's not 100% wrong but you got a lot of potential. Surely more than most of the losers that posted their pics here
>>686994557
Gee wow, way to put us all down like a fucking retard.
R8 M8
>>686992396
QQ. should I an hero now?
>>686989637
you look like a fag but you're attractive
>>686994741
I'm sorry. Life ain't fair, and I surely ain't one to go about by means of lying.
(I wrote I'm sorry out of social conventions. To be 100% honest I don't give a fuck about what you think or how you feel)
>>686994851
0/10
Not an officer.
>>686994863
yes
If trips you livestream it
>>686978141
16/18.
Underage B&
What are you boys drinking tonight?
>>686994557
What would you rate me then? And suggestions?
please rate be honest
>>686995211
I already gave you suggestions above. Another suggestion would be not to be a retard based on this post. I think you might have mild autism. Presently I don't know if I'd give you a score at all, I mean you're very young so in a way you're not in the game yet. I can't see you dating a 20 year old woman or older right now, that's for sure. You have to wait a few more years.
>>686995190
Happy joe, a light beverage with alcohol.
>>686995270
You seem tired, your eyes look crooked.
But i get the feeling you still pull a ton of pussy.
r8 str8 m8
>>686994557
I hope you're not referring to me, anon, are you?
>>686995038
>>686987241
If this is the guy you're fawning over, then none others in this thread has anything to worry about. Sure, beauty is subjective, but this guy ain't it. If you want his nudes, then god damn ask him.
>>686995270
autist who doesn't know how to use a computer in 2016. Kill yourself
>>686980446
Fag
r8 me
>>686995507
I don't know who the fuck you are you autist, there is no ID anymore on here. When I say potential I mean the kid with glassed from a few pictures above. When I call retards, I refer to most of the people who posted here. When I say you're wrong, I mean the second post I quoted
>>686995529
well everyone is entitled to an opinion. The only difference between mine and yours is that you're fucking wrong. Sure, kid might not be the best now but he has potential. A lot of people on here don't. And nice trick trying to make me pass for gay. You know who also was gay? Your dead faggot father
>>686980049
Samefag
>>686995756
Oy vey. Such a beautiful nose you have goy
>>686995480
tipsfedora/10
>>686978141
You look like a piece of shit.
>>686996091
Such anger anon. Such bile.
>>686996296
agree on this. Go join a gang or become one of those ugly porn actors
>>686996091
I'm the guy with blue eyes, sheesh anon, you don't have to get so peeved off
