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who eats ass here?
>>686977851
Me, it's the best
if eat my gfs ass while she farts
>>686977851
Tried it for the first time today. I feel like a degenerate but I want more.
>>686977851
My wife thinks it fucking nasty, but fucking loves me when I lick out her ass and loves my tongue going in and out of her asshole.
>but still no anal :(
>>686977851
Me. I've actually hooked up with a few chicks where that's all I even did.
love it aswell
Prefer pussy though but it's nb
>>686980087
is that Key from Key and Peele?
eating ass is the best
>>686977851
Eating ass is my biggest thing. I've never actually done it, but for some reason I just know I like it. I don't care much for relationships or sex at all, but if I could find a woman as much into it as I am (receiving, not giving, in her case), then that would be great.
Never did it but at the spur of the moment I will, I'm not a beta so don't even start with me
I rather big booty girls ass, no skinny girls
>>686981042
Belladonna was one of the best at it
My girlfriend. Pic related
I lived with a chick for 6 months that hated it. Had to go sneaky mode
>>686981490
Licking pussy taking a few dips south?
anybody had any back experiences? I got a throat infection a few days after eating ass... don't know if it was a coincidence or due to ass licking.
Do it regularly. When I got together with GF her ass was completely off limits. Two years later I am licking, caressing, and fingering it. Hope to get to put my dick in soon!
>>686981490
Bro, how do you secretly eat someones butt??
I do it to my gf every so often in the spur of the moment. I love doing it but we've never spoken about it.
>>686978255
thats how you get pink eye dude
>>686980344
Kek'd so hard at this!
>>686977851
I've found girls do enjoy a wet thumb circling her rim while eating her out. Tongue can slip up a bit. When she's about to cum insert thumb to first knuckle. Watch her head explode. Then we don't talk about it.
I like the thought of it, but maybe it's just misguided lust. After I nut I'm just like where the fuck is the Listerine?
pre-nut = YESSIR, post-nut = woah there boss
>>686981965
Soon 17 years later, still off limits
>soon i do hope
>>686981934
C'mon man. Of course it was related.
Bacteria and filth come out of the butt. If you wouldn't scrape out the underside rim of a toilet and smear it on a cracker and eat it, you probably shouldn't be butt munching..
I do now and bitches love it, I was against it for the longest but a bunch of old heads I met in county jails told me about how females like it and thought they was fucking with me till I tried it on my gf when I got out
>>686982159
That's why it's better busting into a girls throat or a sock.
I swear, every nut fogs the your brain, and once you bust. Instant clarity.
How many wars could have been prevented with better sex??
>>686982647
>discussing analingus in jail
So was it jelly or syrup?
>>686977851
>Me
i can't find nothing on google, i need the name of this ass
>>686980571
That looks sexy as fuck. Only thing that could make it hotter is if she were actively cooking dinner while he was eating her ass.
>>686982647
Uh huh. ..
And so, was that before or after they made you eat their butts??
>>686982803
Fogs your brain yes, if wife pulled down her panties and say eat my ass. Then no!
>be jacking off, she says eat my ass. Away I go eating her ass
>>686982921
Hmmm what would BMW mean to her?
>>686982803
I gotta agree with you there. Post nut clarity is definitely a thing.
No thanks, I had a big breakfast.
my gf wont let me. which is fine i guess
Love this one!
>>686983408
I believe the Japanese have a specific term for it. Can't remember it now.
It's a deal-breaker if a dude won't eat ass. Like you're totally entitled to your likes and dislikes, and I'd never make a dude do something he doesn't want to do, but if you won't eat ass it's not gonna last very long.
You're all good. Eat my ass.
>>686977851
me, my gf sort of makes me do it.
>>686983034
Kek, you have nothing to do but talk to your cell mates when you're locked up so it just came up in conversation one night
>>686977851
Sounds great in theory until you end up with a peanut in your mouth you didn't put there.
>>686983444
Tell her trips say to try it
>>686983444
Nice trips, lay her on the bed and eat her pussy work your way down, she wont say no. While you finger bang her pussy.
>>686983693
What were you in jail for?
You gotta eat the booty like groceries.
I would eat ass cause it seems fun but my gf doesnt want it
>>686981934
>>686981006
This, and this. I want my ass eaten but I'm too worried about that bacteria getting one of us sick, whether his mouth or it getting in/around my pussy/pisshole.
I want to, but I'll never try it.
>itt niggas who like the taste of shit
>>686984151
Wash everything in the shower, do an enema if you have to, and go to town bro. Like.... there is shit in your food, there is shit on your phone, there is shit on your toothbrush. If you conscientiously clean yourself up, he'll be fine. And if he gets sick from it, then his immune system was too weak anyway and its natural selection.
>>686982905
@yesjulz
I've been eating ass since the first girl I slept with and I'm almost 40 now. I've never gotten sick and I've never tasted shit. You guys are paranoid. Obviously you do it after she's bathed.
>>686984384
Do those clear bacteria?
>>686984608
This
Your phone has more bacteria on it, than a asshole. You should be more worried about your phone
Honestly if you're in a relationship and you don't eat ass, you're a fuckin cuck
>>686984151
Tits or gtfo
>>686984746
Nothing clears bacteria 100%. But make no mistake, eating ass can make you very very ill.
>>686981006
same
Only if it's sweaty and has speed bumps
>>686983708
I literally had a dream about that last week. My only ass eating dream ever.
>Eating a brunette out
>Starts gaping her pussy
>Gets super wide, could get an arm in
>Mildconfusionbutproceed.jpg
>Start to eat ass
>Tongue bung with tip
>She moans
>Go deeper
>Bitch squirts a shot peanut diarrhea in mouth
>Peanuts on tongue but doesn't taste terrible
>I can feel peanut chunks in my mouth
>Girl freaks out
>WTF.exe
>Wake up spitting
>First Thought: God Damn You Forever 4Chan
Only real men eat their woman's ass.
Thankfully my girl has quite possibly the cleanest ass in the fucking universe.
So long as she takes a wet facecloth down there a few minutes prior, I could hibernate in her ass.
I thought this was only something gay men did.
>>686984937
Not my thread.
>>686984946
I've never had an enema yet, do they have ANY bacteria-clearing properties?
>>686985176
You thought wrong. It's fairly common.
>>686985176
Ur gay for thinking that.. And i have to believe this cuuuuuz.. Why do u have that pic
Mother loves when I lick her ass. My sister, not so much.
>>686984746
It's not going to sanitize your asshole but it washes it out. Don't miss out on the wonder that is having your ass eaten because you're afraid of bacteria. If you start that shit, you'll never leave your house. Or touch your phone. Or touch a public door handle.
>>686985334
Doesn't matter u see specified your a girl
>>686985401
BB8
>>686985401
When she start lettin you eat ass
Sure seems like a strange coincidence a lot of black dudes go to prison then come out trying to bone bootys and start spreading aids in their communities..
Pretty sure they were spreading cheeks in jail.
>>686985590
More like a lame joke
Never done it. I might try it one day with some saran wrap or something to serve as a dental dam if the girl is down with it. I mean I love making out with a vulva but I really have no desire to go into the poop hole unprotected. Like for the most part as humans you are safe from most bacteria, viruses, and parasites if you stay clear of human fecal matter, seems pretty silly to break that rule.
>>686985485
Not her, but stop shitting on the thread with your horrible grammar. Tits or GTFO is for women wanting special treatment because they're a woman. Its for women that bring up their gender when its unrelated. In this thread, its related to the topic. She's not wanting special treatment, she's contributing to the conversation.
What about the other way around..
Any guys here who have had their girl rimjob their ass?
The best thing ever. My gf's little pink hole.
>>686985722
>clearly licking vagoo
>>686985689
What girls do you hang out with that just walk around with shit on their ass at all times?
>>686985689
I been married to the same woman i still eat ass after 17 years
>>686985844
Stfu.. Tgtfo!!
>>686985064
I guess this also means I enjoy it but secretly fear what could happen.
>>686985895
You're right. Sorry. I went by the thumbnail.
>>686985925
So you think swiping with a chunk of paper removes all bacteria?
>>686985890
I've rimmed a dudes ass a couple times, because I don't think its fair to expect something I won't reciprocate. Dudes assholes are grosser, though, tbh. Way hairier. Way... bigger. I'll still do it after a shower if I like him though. Its neat to feel the guys dick flex with your movements. Plus the way ya'll shudder when you go from the underside of the tip, over the balls, over the taint, onto the asshole. That's pretty arousing, even if the act itself isn't.
All I want is phat butt cheeks around my face as i lick
>>686985236
Thongs so tiny you can see the wrinkles are so inviting.
>>686986153
i almost threw up reading this.
>>686985064
It was a sign bro.. stay away from the booty
>>686977851
I SURE AS FUCK DO
>>686986176
I think she ate all the eggs.
>>686977851
Fucking love it. So does my girlfriend. Plus she has a fucking perfect ass hole. >>686985890
>>686986153
Let's get married
>>686985844
This
>>686977851
does it taste like shit?
>>686986153
Never experince with a hairy dude, my 1st couple times was my friend. As young teens. Acting like it was a vagina lol sad huh
>>686986318
That's fair homey.
>>686986401
Deal. When's the date
>>686977851
I try to like it so i try to like it. Not sure if she does tho
>>686977851
i really like it. im an assman. fresh out of the shower, then why not?
>>686986483
Kids are weird, don't be embarrassed about it. It is what it is.
>>686986478
If they haven't shit recently and they've showered since, no. If your girl eats a sandwich at 10 am, then brushes her teeth or drinks some water, can you taste the sandwich when you kiss her at 3 pm?
Wife's butthole eaten on a regular basis
>>686986711
Just do it, dont ask
>>686986176
Too much ass.
My gf doesn't like as much as I do cause she's afraid of the shit thing (even after bath). Anyway she's ok to receive.
In reverse, I've already received and it's the best feeling in the world while I'm about to cum. You guys should be less paranoic about all of this. It's perfectly normal and if you guys don't give/receive, you should talk with your gf and maybe she's into it.
>>686986526
Tonight. Meet me in Goldshire at 8pm ST
any good products to quickly clean up the area?
i tried these wipes but they made it taste like soapy chemicals after. I just want to be able to get to the action when she gets home from work without waiting for a shower
>>686985925
Simple example: pinworm eggs. invisible to the naked eye. sure a proper washing helps but its no guarantee.
>>686987077
A wire brush
>>686987077
bath and clean with a towel (duh!)
>>686987077
I done it start away when she got home. You wont die
>>686987077
Just use a hot wet washcloth man. It's not that hard.
>>686986988
fucking WoW? how you sposed to prove you're down to chow if you don't eat my ass in person
>>686977851
Who wants to share their gf/ wife's assholes
>>686987077
It doesn't work that way
How do you eat a sandwich with all the components still in the fridge?
Put out some effort man if you want it to be good
I started eating out my gf's asshole. I got closer and closer until one point I just started rimming her. I haven't stuck my my tongue in completely yet but I will soon
>>686987280
It was a joke since I'm assuming you won't actually marry me. If you happen to be in NW Florida and want your ass munched I'm down though.
can't beat eating ass. Did it last night to my gf. She loves it. I love it. I love it late at night when she's been busy all day and its got that sweet rich smell
>>686987476
And on that day, severe disappointment will strike. It's very base tasting. No treasure in there bro. Trust me. Seems like maybe, but nope.
I would if I could get a woman to spend more than five minutes with me.
>>686985461
I'm kind of a gross person, but I still know how filthy it is in there. There's gotta be something anti-bacterial for that, it's 2016.
>>686985485
Tits is used when a fem creates a thread for attention or advice that pertains only to herself or other females. Fems actively respond to threads/questions asked without requiring tits, and there are quite a few fems in /b/ so long as we don't run around asking why boys are so mean or if these jeans match well with my shirt, or asking how to attract men or other bullshit.. I'm not out looking for attention as a female, I'm answering a general question and mentioned a body part pertaining to the thread, since hygiene is definitely an issue here. Not my thread. Not my attention, not my problem. If anons communicate with me, they do. If they do not, they do not.
>>686987225
I guess I'm just the luckiest fucker alive then. Me and these other guys saying the same thing. Maybe we all just have super human immune systems.
>>686987476
good luck with that but remember you're not Mike Adriano
ooga booga
>fucking losers
Rimming is the previous step before anal
I fucking love eating ass for lunch, mix that up with a side of fries and a burger and you have yourself a delicious meal right there. I personally like putting ketchup on my asses but I can eat ass without it.
>>686983606
Tits or gtfo
>>686987678
>>686987672
Yeah I'll stick to the rim
>>686984151
Tits or kill yourself whore
>>686988011
Jesus you kids are antisocial spergs. Go lurk in a gore thread adults are talking.
any fems actually like their ass getting eaten, done it to my last two gfs and they both didn't want
>>686982159
>pre-nut = YESSIR, post-nut = woah there boss
Lol, this. There's lots of stuff I'm turned on by and would willingly do pre-nut that makes me pause and reflect post-nut. I guess there really is only enough to blood to power one of our heads completely.
>>686988127
That's that guy that bangs the bubble guppies or something.
>>686988225
>>686988011
newfags detected lurk moar pls
bamp
>>686988330
That's because they were prudes. Go find a sexually adventurous girl.
>>686988255
WhiteKnight detected. Learn the rules or get the fuck off /b/
>>686987624
does she at least clean first? after a long day it would be nasty plus sweaty!
>>686988435
Says the guy who doesn't know the rules. My god this place is becoming tumblr 2.0
>>686988134
This is one of those images that is just burnt into my memory. I can hear the wind whistling over her butthole like blowing over a beer bottle.
>>686988497
You are the one who doesn't know the rules.
>>686988435
The fuck, are you gay?
>>686987584
Someday friend. Some day. Theres literally nothing better than the feeling of a dudes hands on your fat asscheeks as he motorboats your butt. Amaze.
>>686987683
The lining of your colon and rectum is way too sensitive to take any antibacterial chemicals to it. That would burn like a mofug. Literally wash the outside, stick a soapy finger in there and wash it out, and you're washing away most of the gross. Unless the dudes Gene Simmons, he's not gonna get deep enough to get to the gross. Its easy, if you have to shit, don't let him do it. If you already did, and you've taken a shower, let him do it.
>>686988499
I personally find the idea of eating the ass of a girl who just got home from the gym hot as hell.
>>686988598
It's wonderful isn't it?
>>686987683
No.. There was no need to mention u are a girl... Now I'm thinking your a guy pretending to b a girl... So dick or gtfo
>>686988361
This might also mean we are only thinking clearly for 15 minutes post ejaculation, the rest of the time our heads are just fucked. All day long.
>>686988576
you literally had some one explain to you how tits or gtfo actually works and your newfaggory continues. Fucking use google you fucking idiot
>>686988225
I've been here since two years after it opened. I'm already dead.
>>686988499
Her musky smell throws me into overload, i jack as I do it
>>686988864
That wasn't even her you idiot.
>>686988609
>you are the one who doesn't know the rules
What rules? Respect all women who come here? 9gag is that way faggot.
>>686985334
Enemas must be pretty unpleasant and weird to have to do every now and then. Honestly though, I probably wouldn't care much for bacteria if it means eating a good ass.
>>686988803
Very nice!
>>686988926
Good
>>686988926
Damn girl lets be friends. We can talk about eating ass and how you actually need to let a dude do it because its the BEST.
Also I need more dead friends.
I can't help but think of that thread where this dude's gf has worms and he's got a fetish for licking them out of her asshole and letting them wriggle on his tongue.
God you're all fucking fags. You're not supposed to clean it before eating it. What's the fucking point of eating ass then? Why would you get rid of the flavor?
>>686989035
Enemas are kind of hot too. But in a BDSM kind of way. Kind of unpleasant to do to yourself.
>>686989233
That was clearly fake.
Some pussy vs Ass, ass wins. Pussy is also loaded with bacteria. I dig both holes
>>686989233
"So what we are into worms'
>>686988727
I'm a little germophobic. I'd flush it out with vodka if that wouldn't kill me. That retarded burn you get from hand sanitizer feels nice after a few seconds on a pussy, anyway. I could handle it, but alcohol poisoning is a healthy deterrent from that.
>>686988864
I forgot, memorial IS a federal holiday. The schoolchildren are here.
>>686988897
Everything has the potential to be magic pre-climax.
>>686988803
These types of assholes are the best. Shame they're probably looking that way from too much anal in porn or something.
Another thing, would anyone be into eating the 'whole' ass? As in, licking from top to bottom rather than just the anus? I know it's pointless but seems good.
>>686980571
I did this once with an ex-girlfriend. She was fixing me a birthday dinner. Best experience in my life by far
>>686989329
Most people dont actually like shit, even on b
>>686989573
I lick from the top of her ass crack to her clit. All the way around.
>>686989422
Yeah 30 year old kid. Fact is your a dumb whorevjust or a guy pretending to be one
>>686989422
Yeah that would hurt like a fucker and you'd get drunk as shit. I suppose you could dilute with a ton of water and still get drunk and maybe sanitize a little? But is it really worth removing the 1/1000 chance of getting sick?
OP here surprised how successful this thread was... I expected it to die after 10 replies.
Who you guys prefer big or little asses?
>Big
>>686989332
I can imagine. At one point I was into milk enemas in porn, but that was short lived when I saw a webm on adult gif of someone squirting an equal mixture of cream and shit out of their ass.
>>686989573
I do that, my wife has a lot of ass to cover. When i bust my nut, I give her ass a kiss on both cheeks too
>>686989625
That pic makes me think beach house for the week.. long day at the beach. Come back to condo. She's making dinner, horny attack, go to town..raw
>>686989644
Well then it seems /b/ is full of little vanilla pussies.
>>686989695
some kids never grow up
>>686989573
It's definitely not pointless. It feels amazing. There are so many nerve endings in that whole area. Same reason having your labia sucked on feels great.
>>686977851
who doesn't?
>>686989828
Big only
>>686989828
Something like this.
But from my experience, smaller girls are tighter than thicker girls, so. Smaller.
>>686989035
Pissholes are super-prone to infection.
>>686989194
We already are, anon. You and everyone else I'm daydrinking with. And nothing says 'good morning' like SunnyD and Kraken Rum.
>>686989329
It's a great sensation on the fem's part. i can't imagine the fear of some dude eating my ass and finding dangly bits in my asspubes. That's gross, man.
>>686989573
Agreed on all of that
>>686989828
obviously big
but too big can be saggy and flabby, should have a nice bounce to it but shouldn't be the kind you see in america hate threads full of fatties
>>686987281
gf.would you eat?
>>686982609
nice, more
>>686989828
Petite. Makes muh dik look bigger.
>>686977851
I do, but what don't I do? I'm on 4chan for a reason and its because I'm a degenerate weirdo...
>>686990038
Yeah thin girls for sure, less fit is better imo
>>686989853
I feel you. I'm super into enema porn, but not at all into scat. It's really difficult to find good porn. Plus trying to bring that up to a boyfriend is kind of difficult. Like "eat my ass" is already enough to freak some dudes out, without adding "and then shove the showerhead attachment into my asshole while calling me a whore." ya know?
>>686977851
Fun fact: the safest way to eat ass is to wait until you've been dating the person for about a year. By then you will have been around them enough and eaten enough of the same things that your anal flora should both be very similar. This minimizes the risk of illness or infection transmitted.
>>686977851
I eat a lot of ass
>It affects my nutrition
>>686990136
Is that black belly hair?
>>686989695
And still in school? No wonder you can't spell. Poor thing.
>>686989828
Big. Fem is a little gay.
>>686989966
I hate having labia sucked. it's my least favorite thing. They're like the excess skin when your elbow is unbent, for me. Nothing special.
>>686990337
This
once
why do people do this
>>686990337
My gf is vegetarian and I the only vegetables are eat are corn and lettuce. Can I still eat her ass?
>>686990440
Do you like it up to butt?
>>686977851
i tongue the bung
>>686989966
I never knew that, sounds interesting.
>>686989828
whynotboth.png
>>686990554
seems like the natural next step after eating pussy. girls like it even though theyre always apprehensive at first.
>>686977851
Sauce!
>>686990440
No shit? hm. Different strokes I guess.
I think like gentle sucking feels great. Licking too. Not hard. No teeth, obvs. But a dude licking from your clit up to your asshole when you're on your hands and knees? That shit is dope. If only for how depraved it feels.
My dude ate nerds off my asshole a couple times. That's a baller experience. I was afraid of a yeast infection from the sugary spit running down, but nothing ever happened.
>>686990738
why do girls like it? and doesn't really seem natural, going from the clitoris to the hole where feces comes out of.
What if you only have a dog?
>>686989828
Mostly big, I want to be able to build a bridge across each ass cheeks and live like a little troll beneath it in the crack. However, I'm somewhat into small asses as of recently, but not nearly as much.
>>686990738
Yep the first time I did it was by mistake in a 69 when the girl was shorter than me. She actually liked it so I kept doing it and so it's stuck with me all this time.
>>686990573
As there are more bad bacteria in meat then veggies are safer.
>>686990955
Nerve endings, bro. It feels AMAZING.
>>686990955
What's this obsession people have with things being "natural"
No. People, you do know that poop comes out of there?? Why would you do this. Fucking nasty, it's like begging for herpes or some other shit. I hope everyone who eats ass gets aids and their families die of ass cancer, have fun eating that you nasty twat.
>>686990955
i don't know why they like it, it feels good i guess. it's usually quite a clean area with modern technology.
>>686991118
Thank goodness we only eat McDonald's and Taco Bell
>>686991235
Piss comes from a pussy but literally everyone eats pussy. What's the fucking difference? People's mouths are the dirtiest part of their body but you still kiss don't you?
>actually you probably don't
>>686990701
It feels good if you do it right. Like learn to do the swirly thing, then suck super gently on labia? Yeah. I'm sure its like anything else though and some girls like it and some don't.
>>686991498
God all this time, I been kissing my mom, my dad still alive... kill me
Here's the best part for me:
It takes time to work up to it, you can feel she's tight. It's the moment of relaxation, you can feel it when she gives in and her sphincter relaxes. It's saying yes you're welcome here.. take me.
>>686991498
Worst part about pussy is the fact that shitty little babies come from there, disgusting
test >>>/int/60127529
>>686991498
...You know girls don't pee out their vaginas, right?
Don't get me wrong, I'm all for eating ass, but now I'm slightly concerned about your understanding of the female anatomy.
>>686990656
Done it twice. First was unpleasant because there was shit in there despite my efforts and he was going slowly so it felt like uncomfortable reverse-pooping. Second time was empty, well-lubed, hard and fast. That time was fun. If the dick is limp at all, though, that uncomfortable pooping feeling returns.
>>686990855
I'd spend the whole time worrying about that and wouldn't be able to enjoy the experience as much.
>>686990955
It feels good, like a...massage. I guess. I do not know how to describe this.
I'd eat Jemma's ass daily.
>>686980884
sauce?
>>686991746
even if its not the same hole its basically the same spot
>>686991763
I would marry her and dress her the way I like. A little girl
>>686990337
Anal Flora is my new band name.
>>686977851
Name?
>>686991750
It was cool. He was trying to like, lick the candy off, so it was more gentle than usual. And more... kissy? I guess.
And yeah right, that reverse pooping feeling is the fucking worst. I've found that if I masturbate beforehand and get off, anal is way more pleasant because I'm already super relaxed.
>>686977851
Who is this?
>>686977851
Give sauce
What's the best booty eating position?
>>686991746
If you eat pussy you're gonna touch the urethra too. They're like a millimeter apart, smartass.
>>686991913
Those with kids, can sneeze then tinkle. Ate wife out she sneeze once lol maybe a few times lol
>>686977851
since no one is asking.
sauce ?
>>686992056
I should try this.
>>686989023
Tits or gtfo is a response for when a poster identifies as a girl in order to either get attention, preferential treatment or help.
That poster hadn't identified himself as female (faggots are a thing, faggot) and neither did ir look like he was attention whoring.
So GTFO, you newfaggoty underageb&.
>>686977777
>>686991913
>>686992206
No that's fair. I'm just making sure this /b/friend doesn't actually think girls pee out of their vaginas.
>>686977851
Figure I will be the first to ask, salsa pls?
>>686991911
I can't vouch for this site but it's the correct video title.
https://luscious.net/c/lesbian_videos/videos/aurielee-summers-malena-morgan-good-girls-gone-bad-2_2219/view/
>>686984151
Bacteria? WTF this is what I hate about some women
Most of the girls asses I've eaten have been stupidly clean, just no taste/smell at all and 100% clean shaven and probably thoroughly cleaned 24/7 (not that I mind faint smell/taste)
any woman with respect for herself should be 100% clean at all times
>>686977851
Who is this? Whats the name of the person whose ass that belongs to
>>686979636
I've had anal with my gf in the first year. She was a virgin when we started dating. She was 16. Get your shit together bro
>>686984919
MC Ride is telling the truth.
>>686992178
I really, really want to try the laying down flat on their stomach position
>>686992541
What? Do you shove an enema up your ass four hours after every meal?
>>686992415
Your WhiteKnight faggotry is showing.
>>686992520
Give sauce to OPs webm
>>686992557
I can't cuz she was molested, atleast I get that much and respect her that much
>>686992727
Fem, that was a nice position.
>>686992909
So....not a virgin?
>>686983467
source?
>>686992998
No she wasnt
Yall like eating a girls ass, but how about eating some delicious fruitloops out of a girls ass?
>>686981344
did both. would say big booty was more nasty but skinny girl was more fun
>>686992727
some asslicked (fem)anon here who can recommend a nother relaxing position for the receiver?
>>686992909
Wow i'm sorry bro, didn't meant it that way...
>>686989828
Big, like steph kegels, mal malloy, olivia jensen, etc would be the perfect 10/10 asses, otherwise thick women with a very small stomach have the nicest butt shape and size in my opinion
>>686977851
yesjulz
>>686993155
I'm more a fruity pebbles guy, but I'd at least give it a shot.
>>686984566
>>686992856
Op already stated it's yesjulz on instagram. L2read.
Her ig is pretty boring though aside from the one pic as far as I can tell.
>>686993238
Ass-up resting on a firm pillow
>>686991692
This, top kek
>>686992480
Jesus it's been asked like 20 times even though op responded hours ago.
Lazy fucks refuse to read the thread.
>>686989828
Who was the first girl you posted?
>>686993297
Odd thing was she just found out like 2 years ago. She in her 30's now. Aunt told her, caught uncle doing her butt. Wife had no clue till her cousin admited the same. Didnt want to believe it. But she has no memory
>>686993679
Kys
>>686983467
Da sos demit!
>>686993425
They're gonna turn onto coco pebbles tho
>>686993815
Jeez why tell her and ruin it? That just sounds like "hey you seem way too carefree so let me tell you something awful that you'd otherwise not remember. " fucking aunt needs to be slapped
>>686993815
what happened to uncle
>>686993238
couple pillows under hips, ass in the air, laying on belly. Or bent over the bed or counter with you behind her on your knees. Or on hands and knees like doggy style. Or side by side 69ing, have her slide up a little further so you can get at her asshole. Its nice.
NEW THREAD
>>686994127
>>686994091
He died like 5 years ago
