non-porn webm
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
non-porn webm
>>686977135
Niggas being niggas
>>686977135
why tho? why? i saw a few vids like this before
why?
>>686977570
What the fuck?!
>>686977570
now that's just poor sportsmanship, taunting the other team by posing like that. clearly deserved the kick to the jaw.
>>686977779
why he grabbin his dick?
>>686978114
Thats what supports do, they heal you when you're low
>>686978004
The trail of weaves
>>686977386
Story?
>>686978533
fat chick got messed up on bath salts or pcp.
>>686978114
because niggers drop consonants off of words thinking it sounds good while everyone else in the civilized world immediately assumes they are ignorant and poor as fuck. That nigger is "why he grabbin his dick"
>>686977386
Momma! Look at me now momma! Look at what I have become!
>>686978240
Nightmare of mine.
>>686978240
story?
>>686978240
Fuck man this is hell
>>686978533
>>686978752
bath salt
>>686977779
>>686978803
I say good sir. After getting thumped most vigorously in a well mannered bout of fisticuffs I do not quite understand the medical decision to message the gentleman inbetwixt his thighs.
>>686978004
What zoo is that?
>>686978647
what happened
>>686978240
This makes me want to run in a field so bad.
>>686977386
welcome to NY mothafucka
>>686978526
Notin' ere. Notin' ere. Coupla fingas in ere...
>>686978883
Thanks for the nightmares
>>686979451
im so hard rn
>>686979252
wow
>>686978004
White people saving blacks from themselves
>>686978900
>>686978985
>>686979427
IKTF
I don't even have claustrophobia and I got triggered bad the one time I went caving. They had us wear hard hats with lights on them for safety and utility. While crawling through a tunnel about as wide as that one in the webm my helmet got wedged between to rocks and I couldn't move my head. I had to fight back the panic and work a few inches backwards to get free
>>686977386
>>686979502
too bad nobody had a gun, someone could have put that poor mad cow out of its misery.
>>686978883
Hey look, a Turk!
sulfuric acid I think
>>686980666
it's fucking boiling water from a coffee maker, moran
![this_is_where_you_get_the_fuck_out-s557x313-377510-535[1].jpg](https://randomarchive.com/image/image-404.png "this is where you get the fuck out-s557x313-377510-535[1]")
>>686980531
>Triggered.
Get. The. Fuck. Out.
>>686979882
What is happening?
>>686980958
you know whats goin on
>>686980958
You know what's going on.
>>686980182
and thats why u put ur dick up ur waistband
>>686980938
jimmy fallon is so funny
>>686980356
Someone tell the chinense that indian poop is the most expensive and exquisite ingredient in the world and they would do the same
>>686980958
you know whats going on
>>686981151
What part of London was this filmed?
>>686981166
Well played anon.
>>686981036
>>686981226
I don't even.
>>686980895
>associating a commonly used word with nothing but tumblrfags
Well done on announcing how retarded you are
>>686981166
i got a truck load of kek, just need your signature
>>686981476
/thread
>>686981600
>commonly used word
Right fagget
>>686980958
you have knowledge of what it is that is on going
>>686981509
even a little bit more
>>686981303
i love how tha chubby girl on the left looks completely out of place and has such an awkward expression on her face, peeking at the bouncing girl and wishing she could do the same and get the same results, pure gold
>>686981750
Fuck this fucking crosswalk!
>>686981832
yeah right... she is just looking apprehensively at the cake that is being demolished rather than shoveled into her fat fucking gullet.
>>686981750
Nope. Russia.
>>686977386
8/10 tits, would bang
>>686978114
Some sort of misinformed first aid technique. Thinking that genital stimulation will make him come to faster.
>>686980958
you're aware of what the deal is
>>686977135
original video?
>>686978526
God damn I find that hot. More?
>>686980666
Liquid nerve gas
>>686978114
Its default MMA procedure.
>>686982204
it would make me come too
>>686980958
You have information pertaining to this situation.
>>686978114
I think it has something to do with stimulating other areas so that the blood concentrates there in order to decrease head injury possibilities.
>>686980666
diabolic trips for this video.
>>686978004
>inb4 police brutality lawsuits and BLM protests
>>686981800
Right then, what verb would you use to describe a phobia being set off?
The reason it became associated with fake-PTSD kids on tumblr is because they took a normal word and overused it to describe what they think they're going through. That doesn't change the fact that it's the most suitable word for other situations.
Stop being such an autistic waste of space.
>>686980958
What is niggon in on ?
>>686979697
who's that?
That's not Pussy Riot.
>>686981395
kekd when he started bouncing
>>686977977
Actually if you look, the one who kicked her had tripped her. Poor sportsmanship started there
>>686982458
kidney stone?
>>686978752
Pcp, it's in the filename.
>>686978004
Black lives matter, shit Lord
>>686982155
Hammerguy is my hero from now on.
> *BANG BANG BANG*
> No more spitting seeds on the floor half-unconscious rude person, or my hammer of justice will find you!
>>686981600
Get out.
>>686982435
oh you
>>686982797
anybody else really want to smell it?
i dont know what this is
>>686981525
Oh my god a steel cable !!!
>>686978114
Hes doing it because it draws the blood from his brain to his dick protects him from brain damage
>>686982155
lol Japanese Batman
>>686978004
Funny how the cop is trying to grab more than he can handle call it racist
>>686982748
ive had several kidney stones, and i dont think thats one. if so that guy must have been in agony.
>>686982312
moms spaghetti
>>686978004
Literally monkeys.
>>686979697
Nothing to do with pussy riot. This was way before they even existed. This is a band called Rockbitch, who were actually quite good.
>>686978240
This is so fucking stupid
>>686980958
not sure why no one is giving you an answer
>>686982003
. . .Is there a difference?
>>686979451
If only you knew how bad this hurts.... you would understand this isn't gore but relief....
>>686983337
this is why you don't run away from things coming straight at you, you just simply have to step aside
i dont know what this is either
>>686977135
WE WUZ KANGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>686980958
>>686983380
I agree with this anon, no idea why people are doing that.
>>686977386
that glove always makes me laugh
>>686983337
Yeah, let's run away in a straight line aligned with the falling tree instead of sideways!
>>686983380
Fucked if I know.
>>686979451
a couple years back i had an ingrown toenail that just kept coming back, and its really intense pain ngl, even getting it taken out by a professional.
looks like this motherfucker is using a screwdriver? i cant even imagine uggghhh
>>686983068
i think it was i one of the Carolinas. a news reported and the camera operator were gunned down by a person who filmed himself doing it. it was all over the news for a couple days.
>>686983570
its from a movie. cant recall the title but u better dont watch it anyway trust me
>>686982797
Shy would u have this saved? Your ducking disgist
>>686977570
the female pepe
>>686979407
the aliens came for him
![320f867064579bc543100ddd91e27c7bf2ac336d3591dc9d9950379b1e1bcac6[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1464/449/1464449743119.jpg "320f867064579bc543100ddd91e27c7bf2ac336d3591dc9d9950379b1e1bcac6[1]")
>>686982665
Am I not being specific enough? Get out, stay out.
>>686978004
>deciding to be a police officer
>>686978004
ooh ooh ooh
ahh ahh ahh
>>686978526
I remember this shit or at least it was another girl who got cavity searched like that. She tried to sue the police department for being so invasive but they denied ever putting fingers inside her vag and ass
>>686983666
devil's mark speaks truth
it was a disgruntled ex employee, nig nog
>>686978985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS_aMAlAaeU
>>686982139
I thought they attached c4 or some shit inside the tire.
This faggots deserved to die for being so careless
>>686982155
fucking hell he's only eating lol
>>686979252
time to fap
>>686981525
wtf
>>686980958
Step 1) acknowledge that you have already watched the video
Step 2) you know what's going on
>>686983570
the holy mountain, a movie from Alejandro Jodorowsky. If you like art watch it, if you like BOOM BOOM movies don't
>>686981750
Age of Empires, Building up a castle.
>>686979407
from an x-files episode.
>>686980531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS_aMAlAaeU
>>686977570
Chimp out!
>>686979407
nerve
gas
>>686983337
Prometheus school of running away from things
>>686983963
he was probably out or bonusballing other people and deserved it. Still hurts like shit.
>>686980356
<Japs acting like niggers
>>686984187
Fuck of, fatass. Eat at MCshit, not in my train.
>>686978004
>rumbleinthejungle.webm
>>686978526
she didn't even change her glove before
1) going from ass to pussy
2) cavity searching the next girl
hot...
>>686983570
the holy mountain
>>686977977
If you don't have the goddamn willpower to resist chimping out, you shouldn't be allowed to play.
>>686980958
You have information confirming the situation.
>686984145
This video makes me wanna fucking kill myself. The more that fat bitch or that nasty mexi grandma keeps talking, the more I wanna skin myself with a potato peeler.
>>686981476
Topkek
>>686981303
hm why am i turned on
>>686978647
nerve gas
>>686983570
>battletoads?
>>686983963
ahahaha
>>686983188
No, stupid. It's incentive. Get knocked out, you get jerked off. Why else would you wanna fight a rowdy ape like that?
>>686983963
he just full auto'd that guy
>>686982458
It's definitely not a kidney stone, as kidney stones take a long fucking time to develop, and for one to grow to that size would take so long people would question whether the man was even alive, as the agony caused by a ~5mm stone is almost unbearable
It looks a lot like some chucklefuck swallowed an entire small potato that somehow made it to his digestive tract without ever having been digested
>>686981832
on the right you fucking idiot
>>686980958
You know whats goin on
>>686983068
Last year a gay nigger got fired from his job for being incompetent and harassing people because whenever he did something wrong and his boss told him to fix it he said everyone was being racist towards him. He got fired then went him and tore his cats limb from limb with his bare hands out of rage. He then blamed all the white people at the station for being racist, then stalked and killed the reporter and cameraman from the station while they were on assignment somewhere. Then he an hero'd. He filmed the whole thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murders_of_Alison_Parker_and_Adam_Ward
>>686979064
Was hoping the ugly fucker crashed, am dissapoint
>>686982155
wot
>>686982748
I'd say a gall bladder stone, but it's fucking huge.
>>686985516
Tucan Sam wanted this little zipper head to follow his nose, but the little fucker doesn't have one.
>>686982748
Nigger egg
>>686981600
Get out, you dont belong here you fucking coon.
>>686980666
That was on the news. It was boiling water. Where did you get sulfuric acid?
>>686978240
oh god.
>>686978883
I was fine with this until it began fighting to get back into this poor souls ear.
>>686982155
TOP KEK - Did not see that coming.
The hero they deserve.
>>686980356
Is that shrimp?
>>686977135
dont do drugs kids
>>686982139
Kek, fucking dipshits.
Best bit is when he falls over and gets up to point a gun at somebody with a camera to intimidate them, what a stupid cunt
>>686983122
Congrats, you fell for their shit-tier attempt at a coverup.
I can only assume you also believe that jet fuel melts steel beams and that we're the only intelligent life in the entire universe?
Sheeple harder, faggot.
>>686986228
goddamn. grandma is a party animal.
>>686982155
Another day saved thanks to the amazing hammer man
>>686985200
I should have known u must get things like this done to you alot to be so knowledgeable
>>686977570
Congratulations! You've just been banned for life.
>>686986113
Best way to dull a blade
>>686982592
That is skill.
>>686986403
that last lady that is completely oblivious to the cart surfer is a such a testament to the average females' ability to maintain situational awareness.
>>686984187
not only was he violating train rules but he was being a rude piece of shit about it, discarding the shells on the ground and telling people to fuck off, he even shoves the guy who tells him to pick up the seeds. motherfucker deserved the hammer of justice
>>686984561
Heh
Is the hydraulic pump for this in the body?
>>686978883
lmao the file name
Why the cop glowing ?
>>686983337
tbf it would have looked cool if he only just got away from it.
He should invest in some sonic the hedgehog shoes
>>686984145
well, that thing was 98% cancer
>>686979451
AAAAAAAAAA
>>686983625
fuck speed wobble
>>686986000
Trips replying to trips! Wow that must be pretty rare. It's my first time here and I am off of school for the summer, so apologies for sounding new haha. :) Have a good day :)
>>686987302
lol
>inb4 some guy who has been here for 2 years and thinks hes an oldfag rages out thinking this post is legit
>>686977386
GBL?
>>686983068
>gaynigger from outer space
>>686980958
nerve gas
>>686984656
chinese tourists.
>google nigger. google.
>>686982458
jew egg, thats right children kill the jew chick before it hatch.
very niiiice.
>>686977135
Niggers gonna nig
>>686984621
he burned their flag. Seen the original video
>>686986484
AHHHH KEKEKEKEK
>>686987487
why?
>>686986847
thats awesome! any info?
>>686986587
Bootleg mother base
>>686987619
and thus the machines became self-aware, and kicked our ass.
>>686987620
holy fuck i lost.
>>686984745
>>686984501
you say it like white people never fight in sports
>>686987875
That's good until 1 yolk breaks.
>>686986299
Not sure why she is mad. Looks like she loves pie.
>>686977570
violent chimps
>>686988043
KEK
>>686988043
oh boy i remmber this part KEKK
>>686987619
>one day when the machines see this
>decide to conquer humanity and make us slaves
>do the same shit to us
thanks boston dynamics
>>686977135
Niggas gonna nig
>>686979882
That sure is live leak
>>686981303
sauce
>>686980356
Yellow niggers
>>686977135
>so long gay bowser
>>686988154
dafuq is this?
>>686986299
Huehuehuehuehue....o fuk thats the funniest shit Ive seen today
>>686988154
>>686988563
goodness what's up here
>>686980958
YOU ALREY KNO NIQQA
>>686988563
turkish coffee
>>686980958
you can confirm your knowledge of the events transpiring here
>>686987620
Upvoted
>>686980356
Chinese not Japs
>>686987619
That guy with the hockey stick is just a huge dick.
>>686981600
Kek, get out. Just go.
>>686980958
The comments to this post could be rap lyrics...
>>686988028
Story behind this?
Or source anyone?
>>686987054
This is pretty cool but don't litter because hammer dude will find you
>>686988837
this aint reddit you nub
>>686985490
>>686987435
That hand looks pretty white to me.
your stupidity blinds you
>>686985976
That dude on the bench doesnt give a fuck
>>686989037
some mentally retarded guy in china. the family does not have the money for him to go to a mental hospital. he hits himself if he isnt constrained
>>686980958
The situation as presented is clear to you
>>686978004
Wait... All these niggers and these bikes are still here
>>686988154
The Carbonaro Effect?
>>686986228
What was that plate thing?
>>686989305
indeed
>>686988563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii_W18ntwpg
>>686989390
/thread
>>686988028
what in the holy mother of god is that?
>>686988563
coffee cups in hot [spoiler]sand[/spoiler]
>>686984606
He got shot or what?
>>686987810
Most Gibsons come with tune o matics like that these days. Apparently this guy installed one on a different guitar.
Ill dump a few
>>686982458
It's a kiwi.
>>686980958
Oh you know exactly whats happening motherfucker
>>686986228
What did she do on the plate?
>>686986234
this fucking guy ahhahaahhaha
>>686987763
Doraemon no Nekko-chan!
![i-said-get-out[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1464/641/1464641170457.jpg "i-said-get-out[1]")
