We're getting reports of dubs in the area show your singles and be on your way
Racist pig on these stop and frisk searches cause I'm black
>>686957467
Sorry officer, heard about those doubles-niggers. Here's my proof of singles
>>686957652
Thank you for your cooperation citizen
What is dubs?
>>686957944
ON THE GROUND NOW ASSHOLE!
Officer i was the one who tipped. Get rid of all these dubs from around this area
>>686958109
Trying my best good samaritan
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS
Heres my singles.
I have no dubs on me sir
uat japen jere
>>686957467
you're going to have to arrest me officer
>>686957944
wasted
>>686958219
Clear to go sir
>>686958203
Very well all checks out
no dubs in here officer
>>686958350
Not needed citizen your clear
>>686958549
Appreciate the cooperation
Fuck off lahey, your not even a cop anymore
Sweg
>>686958723
I'm not a cop I'm liquor
No dubs here
>>686957467
Here you go officer
all good here
>>686958922
ON THE GROUND NOW
>>686958922
FREEZE ASSHOLE!
>>686957467
nothing to hide, sir
Im not black
aure thing officer
>>686957467
A.c.a.b
You've got nothing on me copper
here are my singles sir
Dubs are just a number man
im white, why would i have dubs?
You mean these doubles?
I do not consent to any searches of myself or my property
>>686957467
oh siht.. better run
All safe here /b/ro
nothing here oficer
>>686959211
BLAM BLAM TREYVON 2
Its cool im white
>>686959211
ON THE GROUND NOW!
>>686959255
HANDS UP!
no dubs on me
I swear
>>686959211
>>686959244
>>686959255
You three are going away for a long time
>>686959211
>>686959244
>>686959255
3 in a row?!
>>686959211
>>686959244
>>686959255
dubs coming in hot
dindunuffin
>>686959211
>>686959244
>>686959255
They were all in the same car
>>686959255
You do the crime you do the time
mother of dubs
>>686957467
fuck you pig! (steps on the gas)
>>686957467
no dubs here, officer
No dubs here officer
>>686957467
i'm single,let me go
>>686959508
im sirry offier wot did i do rong
no dubs here, officer
Fuck you oink oink pigswine. Take my fucking dubs over my dead body.
I have never done dubs
>>686959622
Now you have
No dubs here officer
Trips ^
>>686959525
Your clear on dubs but I need to further check you. I smell marijuana
>>686959622
Sure you haven't, kid.
>>686959622
Freeze faggot
No dubs here officer
Sorry for your troubles officer.
>>686959622
well, fuck me in the ass and call me shaniqua...
I'm black
No dubs that I'm aware of
please you have the wrong man!!
you should get a real job and quit hassling people over dubs
>>686959768
No dubs but, I'll have to take you down to the station for
personal investigation.
With my buddies.
>>686957467
I am legal in 3 continents
>>686959889
Off by one...I'm watching you
i have no such dubs
Woop woop
No dubs just quad
>>686957467
Move along officer, nothing to see here
Don't worry officer, I have a license.
Not a problem officer
They'll never catch me
>>686960244
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND
>>686957467
Not that I would ever have dubs, but what gives you the moral right to punish people for having them, officer?
>>686959909
But officer...
dubs are for skrubs
Well I do have this nice pair of trips!
Oh really
What if an officer has dubs? Hmmm
>>686960244
ON THE GROUND
>>686960303
The badge but mostly my gun
>>686957467
I am GONNA BREAK THESE CUFFS
>>686960444
Uh oh shit
>>686960347
I can file a report for possession of dubs any time I want if you'd like. Plenty of extra dubs from the faggots lately.
>>686957944
Fucking scum of the earth.
try it bitch
>>686957467
Im not black i swear!
>>686960511
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND
>>686960444
Trips
But not dubs
What the fuck do I do
Give you a ticket?
>>686960511
>>686960444
shit officers with possession of dubs and trips
>>686957467
stop these threads
if it's a good ol' get thread then I'm fine. but if it's shit like this then refer to pic related.
>>686960556
>>686960665
Off by 1 KEK
>>686959732
look at me sir, I'm clean as a pipe
>>686960678
there is no pic related dweeb
Check em
>>686960678
pic related
THIS CORPORAL OP WE GOT TOO MANY FUCKING DUBS HERE IM REQUESTING BACKUP!
>>686960665
again
>>686960444
WE HAVE A CORRUPT OFFICER
I REPEAT, WE HAVE A CORRUPT OFFICER
>>686960347
I think I'm gonna need to do a pat down.
Fuck, maybe a strip search.
Also THE GAME
>>686960888
GET ON THE GROUND NIGGER NOW I WILL SHOOT
I don't have any dubs, officer.
>>686960887
Stand down private we'll take care of this in the showers
>>686957467
Fag
no officer, no sight of dubs here...
>>686960801
Roger that
Meme team is on the way
no dubs here sir
>>686960888
HA
TRIPS
NOT DUBS
I CAN SHOOT YOUR FUCKING ASS WITH THESE
ALL ABOARD THE RAPE TRAIN
My doctor gave me a prescription
>>686961022
You need to stand down as well private
how does dubs work?
All is fine officer I promise
>>686957467
Problem Officer ?
Nothing here, carry on
>>686961022
WE GOT A FUCKING ROUGE!!
>>686960975
WITH WHAT?
YOUR SINGLES?
I CAN BLOW YOUR SORRY ASS TO PIECES RIGHT HERE AND NOW
NOW GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR HAM AND CHEESE KOLACHES!
Dubs free here
no dubs here
>>686961033
THOSE ARE DUBS CUFFED
>>686961166
ON THE GROUND DUB DUBS
Don't worry copper I quit that a long time ago
sangles
>>686961033
Blam die nigger!
>>686961033
GET ON THE FUCKIN GROUND NOW, FAGGOT!!
>>686957467
No dubs here, officer faggot.
>>686961222
HOLY SHIT HE HAS TRIPS WE NEED BACKUP
>>686961222
BANG BANG TAKE THE NIGGER TO JAIL
>>686961222
FUCKING DOUBLE TRIPS
NOW GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR BREAKFAST AND LUNCH FOODS
WE'RE HAVING A FUCKING BRUNCH AND EVERYONE WILL LIKE IT
>>686961222
I'm getting a high reading for dubs on this post but it's obviously not dubs. Can't figure this out.
>>686961333
OFFICER REPORTED WITH TRIPS, REPEAT ROGUE OFFICER. NEED BACKUP.
>>686961333
ON THE GROUND SWANSON
>>686961222
WE GOT A FUCKING TRIP TERRORIST HERE
Nothin but singles here
f u pig e
>>686961299
Somehow they just pulled you back in
Calm down sir
>>686961417
Maybe a few KOLACHES will tell the answer.
Please?
>>686961444
Shit shit shit
>>686961466
ON THE FUCKING GROUND YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>686961466
Think you can get away with that shit?
>>686961222
>>686961333
>>686961444
WHERE IS AGENT 555 ?
>>686961444
THE WHOLE POLICE FORCE IS TURNING
>>686961555
555
>>686957467
#blackslivesmatter
>>686961333
fuck... i am what i hate, cuff me, boys.
>>686957467
the song in the background is cancer
these aren't dubs sir
>>686957467
have a nice day, officer, bye
>>686961222
>>686961333
>>686961444
>>686961555
SATAN INCOMING
>>686961555
I'm gonna let you off with a warning this time, but you should get that trips fixed before another officer pulls you over.
>>686961555
>>686961574
Found him.
I got two trips, where are my fucking KOLACHES?
I'm Patrick Bateman, and all I have are singles.
>>686961428
SHIT WERE BUSY DEALING WITH TWO OTHER AWOLS ILL BE THERE WHEN I CAN!
>>686961574
All officers on standby we have a suspected terrorist group.
>>686961699
ON THE GROUND
No dubs here officer
>>686961711
terrorisd scum
>>686961644
>>686961699
>>686961711
Dubs just keep popping up...
>>686961762
I HAVE TWO TRIPS AND A DUBS
YOU GET ON THE GROUND AND GET ME SOME KOLACHES SO WE CAN ALL JUST SIT DOWN AND HAVE A FUCKING LOVELY BRUNCH!
I've got nothing to hide I swear
>>686957467
nothing here officer
>>686961711
NIGGER.GROUND
NOW
Is there un problème monsieur l'agent
>>686961873
KEK
i have a permit for these dubs officer
>>686961922
merde
N-none here Officer s-senpai...
>>686961922
ON THE FUCKING GROUND MOTHERFUCKER
>>686957467
Fuck off pig, all I smell is bacon. I'm fucking clean.
sheet
>>686957467
No dubs here, officer. Stay safe, sir.
This has to be the biggest get thread of the day
no dubs here, sir
>>686961711
you fucking liar, i can clearly see those dubs, CRIMINAL!
>>686961922
Vérifié
I never carry dubs illegally officer
>>686957467
Hahah, I'm clean boss.
Fuck the police
>>686962014
Its 2016, idiot.
>>686961998
>filename
>>686957467
Nothing here officer
>>686962044
NOT SO FAST!
>>686961998
Almost got trips
>>686962044
Croooook
>>686961920
No body is gonna check Mr. Bateman's DuBs?
>>686962044
YOU GO DUBS TOO WHO THE FUCK DO I TRUST??
>>686962044
ROGUE OFFICER!
>>686962044
YOU FUCKING IMPOSTER
HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM FUCKER
>>686957467
Fuck you nigger
>>686962138
I am a free citizen
>>686962199
As if you can talk!
Just a friendly cat, passing through...
>>686962183
Me
Gimme kolaches
>>686962255
YOU CAN TALK TALK TO WHAT ARE THOSE
>>686962255
Hypocrite!
Fuck off pig. Ill take my triples and gangbang your ol lady
>>686962217
Your typical friendly neighbour
>>686962255
YOU DIRTY TRAITOR
>>686961644
Do not run away dubs nig**s!!!
>>686957467
I'm clean sir
>>686957467
holy shit im trying NOT to get dubs? ok ill give it a shot
>>686962325
I have nothing to declare
>>686957467
Do I look like a nigger?
Don't trust these guys, Anon.
You're safe with me.
No dubs here, only trips
>>686962255
I'll let this slide for brunch
>>686962426
Niggers
>>686962255
SOMEONE CALL THE SWAT TEAM
THERE ARE TOO MANY DUBS HERE
WE NEED REINFORCMENTS, GOD DAMMIT
>>686962445
one shade off
>>686962466
On the ground
is there a problem officer?
>>686962500
Checked
GIMME KOLACHES
>>686962466
DO I LOOK BLIND TO YOU?!
CUFF HIM, BOYS!
>>686962500
WITNESSED
>>686962500
holy shit..
>>686962599
WITNESS THESE CUFFS SCUM!
>>686962500
Oh god, it worked.
>>686962466
kek
>>686962183
trust no one
>>686962599
I am also a witness
To your crime, bub
GIMME YOUR DAMN ASS KOLACHES
>>686962500
freeze!
>>686962464
Thanks anon here's a side arm to protect yourself
>>686962599
All you'll be witnessing is a cold, dark cell!
>>686962500
kek'd
>>686962500
Look at mine tho
Just passing through officer, no need to shoot me.
>>686962500
WITNESSED
am legal
>>686962700
UNLESS YOU GIVE ME DAMNED KOLACHES
Holy shit,this whole thread
>>686962500
Someone stop this man!
Pls touch me I have aids.
>>686962700
Not even you nigger
>>686962999
Oh god no
>>686962999
MY TWO TRIPS OVERPOWER YOURS
GIMME KOLACHES
>>686962500
>>686957467
N-n-no dubs here, s-s-sir...
>>686962999
Backup NOWWWWW
>>686963111
KOLACHES
GIVE ME KOLACHES
>>686963100
ON THE GROUND NIGGER!
>>686963111
OH SHIT
>>686963185
Nah
>>686963111
traitor
>>686963111
WATCH OUT MOTHERFUCKERS
THIS GUYS GOT GODDAMN TRIPS
>>686963111
I FOUND THE MOLE!
im not in trouble am i?
What's the problem,officer?
>>686963111
ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE
>>686962734
Why thank you.
I'd like to see you crooks come near me with those filthy dubs. Nothing short of trips can stop me.
I know you're just doing your job, officer. Thank you for your service.
>>686963111
I'm so sorry
I'm vegan
No.....
Dubs....
Here....
>>686957467
well go nuffin to hide officer, check these singles
>>686963426
fuck you
>>686963357
right? filthy criminals.
fml
>>686963357
DIE FAT MAN
Here are my singles sir I hate those fucking dubs
checa mis dobles cabrones
>>686963111
this is the dubs revolution
I've heard the reports officers...
>>686963644
COMMANDER TRIPS REPORTING IN
>>686963426
Sorry, bub, being a fag is against the law. Im gonna have to take you in.
>>686963644
ON THE FUCKING GROUND
>>686963644
YOU THINK YOU'RE ABOVE THE LAW, SWINE?!?!?!!?
>>686963644
oh shit
>>686963644
ON THE GROUND
>>686963644
ON THE GROUND
>>686962500
ay
>>686963778
OF BY ONE
I understand your concern officer, you are just doing your job. Here are my singles
>>686963644
A REVOLUTION WITH YOU AT THE CENTER, REBEL SCUM
>>686963357
Did you say trips, fatty?
The dubs to singles ratio is astounding
Am I free to go officer?
I have nothing to hide officer.
No sir, I'm not on dubs.
>>686963944
ON THE GROUND
>>686963944
YOUR DUBS JUST EARNED YOU A TICKET TO THE SLAMMER
Only singles here officer
>>686963944
ON THE GROUND YOU SON OF A BITCH
HANDS IN THE AIR, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!
>>686964022
Open the door
>>686957467
I ain't got nothing to hide, Officer.
My hands are up, officer.
>>686964022
>>686964022
YOU TOO NIGGER PUP
>>686964022
FUCK U TOO ON THE GROUND
>>686964022
>>686964055
terrible
>>686964055
Get on the floor
