Celeb thread II
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Celeb thread II
>>686954213
anyone posts any disney shit im gonna spam pics of my asshole
>>686954615
DO IT
who wants to fuck my toe hole?
>>686954213
nom nom on that meaty pussy
>>686955115
>>686955125
UUAAAAAAAGH! kill it before it breeds!
>>686954901
what's the point lol. dude, this is not reddit. it's /b/. nobody cares about that shit.
>>686955115
i notice no one is xraying her fatboy tits.
>>686955038
The sooner she does porn, the better. Her career is total shit! The only thing I'd actually pay to see is her getting fucked, and then only $1. Hey, don't laugh, it's money.
>>686955115
I'd creampie
>>686954797
>miranda will never ride you
;_;
love her
>>686955115
damn she looks so tight
>>686956296
The hunger for the younger, Dan Schneider
>>686956738
Big yes. Even after the Chernobyl child.
>>686956536
I mean...
>>686956738
You didnt have to bring it up. Shit's unfortunate as it is, makes me think about my own mistakes in life.
>>686954213
Did she ever go nude?
>>686956738
Ok. sp she was cute in that schoolgirl TV show, which was totally horrible, btw. Now she's just some standard random skank. Also happens to be bearing the children of an ex heavyweight champ, who is also some has been random skank. I don't see the big deal about her, in the least!
>>686957176
yeah, so what about it?
What a body.
>>686955125
WouldEat/10
>>686957395
>>686957374
As shitty as Twilight was, I'm still all about the KStew
>>686957395
would suck on her toes so hard
>>686957576
she has lewd feet
who here would?
>>686957576
I'm not sure why, and I didn't think Twilight was horrible. Campy and kinda stupid, but a decent story. Never understood liking her though! Only decent part she ever played was in (something) Alice, with Julieanne Moore(who I love). Catch it if you haven't seen.
>>686958186
>a decent story
>>686957978
Me, no second thoughts. Suck her off too.
>>686955694
here she is getting ready on set for that!!
Rianmcdaid - snap chat for nudes
>>686957978
in a fucking heartbeat.
>>686957576
bet she's well stretched now she's turned dyke. elbow deep in kstews ass
>>686958583
She's not a dyke though.
>>686958339
wow that's hot as fuck
>>686958747
>She's not a dyke though.
What planet are you living on?
>>686958747
funny her mother seems to think she is or is she doin that career saving bi thing these days. you know she says she's bi because guys will still dig her but in private her girlfriend uses her like a handpuppet
>>686958747
yeah ok
>>686958438
Met her in person.
She let me squeeze them on an elevator (no one else around). It was this odd, almost profound moment in my brain.
It's just us two, I'm NEVER going to see her again. If I ask, she almost certainly says no, but if I don't, then it's not gonna happen. So, for once in my life, I nutted up, said I recognized her, was a fan etc, then just outright said "Can I squeeze your tits before you reach your floor?"
She looks at me, almost dumbfounded, then goes "Yeah fuck it, go on."
Is it sad that that's the best moment of my life? A little. But, I mean, I got to fondle those udders for like 15 seconds. Worth it.
>>686959697
dem socks tho
>>686959823
Well done, anon. While I'm not sure if I buy it, it's a good story, and you told it so well.
>>686954213
Avril was hot as hell around 2004, and shes definitely still fuckable. She is a little bit annoying though.
>>686954213
skater avril was best avril. some things will just never come back.
>>686959961
Got a blowie from her back in the nineties at a club. Years later I see her ass on NCIS. Mind blown.
>>686957306
She never posed nude but she had a few nudes leak.
>>686959961
Was really surprised to find out shes straight. Everything about her screams "LESBIAN!"
>>686960997
Yeah, me too!
>>686961050
dem toes tho
>>686960876
Still find it funny that she publicly complained about lesbian groupies and then has been photographed snogging women loads of times.
>>686960997
Not to mention all the activism she does but no worries...she love the D.
>>686957395
wow
>>686960876
thanks for that anon
>>686961346
really?
>>686961216
The only time ive done the opposite (been surprised someone was gay) was Alia Shawkat, but looking back it was obvious she was dating Ellen Page.
>>686956296
Dan I fucked a minor Schneider
>>686961802
Retrospect is an ugly thing. Not that i had a chance with either but it hurt to hear that they were rugmunchers. Somehow i can't whack off to lesbos.
Ryry is a goddess
>>686961785
See >>686960693 and pic related among others.
hell yeah
>>686961540
Anon, did you crop out those milky Kota tits? :(
>>686962165
she looks really good there. disappointed in her shoots where she's literally caked with makeup.
>>686960720
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3492157/Mon-amour-Kristen-Stewart-strolls-hand-hand-new-girlfriend-SoKo-explore-Paris-together.html
read it and weap faggot
>>686954988
Excellent violinist.
Nobody sounds like her.
Steely elegance.
The Ysae school lives on.
>>686962092
I can get off to it, but yeah its not the same.
Get the feeling a lot of people will be disappointed by Sophie Turner some day too.
>>686961987
keep going!
>>686960876
What gorgeous titties
>>686962250
how rude of me
>>686962072
Dan "I'm up to my elbow inside'r" Schneider
>>686962376
That makes her bi, though.
>>686955115
Shopped.
Original pic has red tights.
Chloe is a guy.
>>686962571
Damn...say it isn't so. Everybody's going gay nowadays.
>>686962165
Her tits are awesome.
>>686962730
That's more like it
>>686962318
She doesn't need make-up. I know what you mean.
>>686962857
Right.
>>686955988
Oh, sweet J. Love!!
>>686963046
they look like they're going to burst
>>686962825
Yeah, loads of lesbians around now. I think there always have been, but its far more open now.
Pic unrelated except that shes hot and i was kind of surprised she was straight.
>>686963205
I hope not.
>>686957395
Ugly feet.
Yuck.
>>686963205
She's just squeezing them a bit
>>686963471
Mad statement.
>>686963471
No.
>>686963346
i may have to perform some tests to make sure
>>686963312
It's always been open. Angelina Jolie used to fuck her brother, or some shit. It's just that no one fucking cared. STILL no one cares. That being said, now she's an ambassador to the UN after adopting some nigger babies. I'd like to know how that fucking happened? I get that she takes it in the ass. And I'm sure Brad abuses it but misses her tits(because we all have to hear about her fucking tits), but what the literal fuck! She's just some ex junkie that used to fuck her brother and adopted nigger and chink babies, I don't get it!
>>686957978
Has a dick.
NOT a girl.
No way.
>>686963610
those are some cute natural toes
>>686963732
I have to check first.
>>686963824
Can post webms in a few min too.
>>686963864
You know if Ben is cheating on her she's naggy and a crappy fuck! It's really a shame because she's so versatile as an actress!
>>686963779
She was also molested by her dad and liked it, but came to regret it and now they have a public ongoing dispute. She gets around.
>>686963779
Angelina is a different level of nuttiness. Like you say, it started with the incest and got stranger from there. Theres been quite persistent rumours that shes not in a good state of health, so if she dies i'll not be surprised.
>>686954797
Post under this is much more sexy then she
>>686962571
mos def
>>686964218
While I don't recall the molestation allegations, I knew they didn't get along. Guess that could be a reason. Thanks anon.
>>686964397
Do you think she fucked Maisie a lot?
>>686963668
Her toes are finger length.
Yuck.
>>686964631
No.
>>686964184
Or he's a womanizing, drinking, smoking dude.
>>686960876
A few? More?
>>686964631
Bitch where? >>686964303
>>686963610
I don't like the rest of her, either.
But toes are too long.
Yuck.
>>686956459
Bought on airport?
>>686964397
>>686964555
>>686962825
hella lot of dyke actresses around. seems they can't get on if they not dyke or girl oriented bi. dyke casting couch is the new norm in hollywood. always has been i guess
>>686956669
i want to release my sperm inside of her vagina
>>686962571
>disappointed by Sophie Turner some day too
Since I will never meet her, I will only be disappointed if she doesn't do any nude scenes.
>>686964909
I want to take that terrible dress off her
>>686959823
either this is copypasta or you just made one
>>686957314
Why in this extremely stupid murcia style of jeans? What of shitty idea of "visual improvement". Motherfucker who invent it, should die in fire.
>>686964727
And what's wrong with womanizing, drinking, and smoking, cuck?
>you goddamn /b/eta's!
>>686964555
Probably. Maisie is bi, Sophie is gay from what ive read.
>>686965210
Fucking A.
>>686964555
they shared a room when they were filming GoT together so I'd say it's likely. Sophie does seem like the forceful private school girl. you know what they say, not all private school girls are dykes, one or two are bi
>>686964913
Reminds me that the JLaw fappening pics were apparently casting couch related (but sent to a guy). She did also probably get strapon'd by Amy Schumer though...
>>686960876
Real or not?
>>686965179
me too
we should hang out sometime, anon
>>686965210
>>686965394
nice. once had a wet dream that i tit fucked her and shot across her face
>>686965312
Nothing, just pointing out he is just as likely to be the reason they broke up.
>>686965550
No they weren't
>>686957176
jesus christ she looks like bieber
>>686965730
Only if Maisie is in the middle
>>686964880
No. It's all I can afford to have/make.
>>686965750
https://vid.me/KRSK (too big for here)
never had a wet dream but sounds good
>>686965443
Based on girls i know (both private school and not) theres about 1 or 2 dykes in every class. Obe class from when i was at school had 5 plus 2 bi girls, and another two who might be but have never come out.
>>686959961
she looks like she smells
>>686965750
I once had a wet dream that i was doing Sarah Palin on a leather couch in a dressing room. I came inside her.
>>686966117
english private schools tend to have a reputation for homo behavior. not judging. it's up to them who they fuck
>>686965950
it is what she would want and need
>>686966300
i would
>>686965755
Well he cheated on her, that's the reason they broke up. And Kings to him, if she's a lousy fuck! Women don't understand keeping a man is harder than getting one. Fuck her, and the Alias she rode in on!
>>686966464
We should def hang out in that case
>>686966596
Got to love that booty.
>>686966593
Seems you're a misogynist with a hard on for Ben Affleck. What if he was just a piece of shit at being a monogamist and (surprise) she didn't like that?
>>686966007
>tfw no sex tape.
Would love to see her sucking cock.
>>686966808
hard not to
>>686966827
Actually I hate the guy, dating back to Good Will Hunting. The latest Superman was total shit, and I hope he dies and rots in hell. This isn't about him, it's about her. Luckily, I called it right, you're a feminist cuck!
>>686966637
>>686966702
I wanna cum inside her so fucking bad
>>686966504
So would i. She looks a bit haggard now though. Only other celeb wet dream i had was that i strangled the porn star Liz Vicious to death while fucking her, then pulled out and came on her stomach as she pissed herself
>>686966965
http://i.imgur.com/LroLUqx.gifv
jeezus that schoolgirl outfit
>>686967229
After me :)
>>686967118
Nope, sure ain't. Just know how to treat a woman and keep her. You might be right but the fact is you don't know. We both don't know shit.
>>686957314
Oh aunt may
>>686967389
Oh god. Dick is diamonds now.
>>686960704
>implying that avril was ever hot or good
>>686967229
Ok so I didn't grow up with this grill on whatever show she was one, so I'll ask respectfully, WHY?
3/5 face
3/5 body
6/10 over all
>I don't fuck less than an 8/10
She's kinda chunky through the middle and it'll only get worse. Are you in Jr High or something?
>>686967745
She was okay from about 2002-05.
>>686967745
Her original album was fantastic. Since then she's been off and on, mostly off. Nickelback isn't doing a lot better. She should have chose me instead of another Chad!
>>686967698
how does it even get this big?
>>686968154
Nickelback are a shit band with one or two okay songs. Chads a cuck. Which reminds me of a blind item about him buying Avril female prostitutes when shes on tour.
>>686968380
and thats without mentioning her tits
Greatest tits ever?
>>686968380
No idea but i hope she does anal.
>>686968501
>blind item
WTF is that? I'm guessing you're a eurofag?
>>686968999
God-tier body and a shit-tier nose! She should just go to porn!
>>686968742
Basically posting gossip with no names and letting people guess who its about. They usually get revealed eventually.
>>686968664
oh hell yes
booty
>>686968742
It's an American term. Classic American shit head: anything you're too stupid to understand must be foreign. Good job, cuntsack.
>>686968999
Oh, and sorry, nice trips nigger!
>>686969214
>>686969371
I want dat MEW booty
Getting close to img limit
>>686969362 for new thread
more holly willoughby
>>686966033
why are her toes always a fucking mess when she wears open toed high heels constantly?
>>686959034
hot
>>686962632
enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U5Mk3ZTXCg
>>686966004
kek
>>686969469
I can forgive the nose.
>>686969721
Really wish she had a sex tape.
>>686959823
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
>>686956291
fake?
>>686971475
Tay <3
>>686971653
I dunno, seems more likely than the anon who said he got sucked of by Maisie in an airport...
>>686971851
Maisie Williams and Taylor Swift are two of the ugliest shits I have ever seen.
>>686965401
filename kek
>>686972138
She's perfect <3
>>686969711
Just saw her in 10 Cloverfield Lane the other day, couldn't help but notice the booty
>>686972305
>>686971786
Can you not write like a faggot?
>>686972305
Beyond perfect.
>>686965750
>be teenager
>Saturday morning
>drain my balls so much that the hollyoaks omnibus on Sunday is painful
>mfw it didn't stop me
>mfw this went on for the duration of her tenure on whatever the show was called
>>686972227
Maisie is kind of cute at least. Taylor looks like a stick insect.
>>686966013
So that's why those women used to wear large dresses back then
more mcurdy
>>686972765
OMG
You b/ dogs would like me to fart in your face... wouldn't you?...
>>686956296
Dan the hymen collider Schneider
>>686974519
Do you know what happened to those Tay threads?
>>686974969
Oh. There was lots of nice pics in those :(
>>686955988
yes jlh!
>>686962801
Yeah, it's x-rayed you fucking retard
>>686975718
RIP my boner
>>686975718
Though I have a small preggo fetish and I am fairly uncritical about the celebs I've once pawned my heart and boner to, even this hippo is entirely too much for me.
